I <3 Pawnmower!!!

[Luke Warm]

And he loves me too because he simply cannot stop interacting with me on here. Everyone loves Pawn. And what's not to like about this malformity. Pawn, you are the escaped sperm that should've been captured in a condom and flushed down the toilet along with the rest of the world's shit. You have the appeal of a stubbed toe or papercut. You are lacking in all that gives one character. You are truly human garbage, a walking vomit. Corny. On a good day, you are a halfwit. Your life is a monument to all that is stupid. An idiot, a moron, an imbecile, a complete and utter dumbass. It's both surprising and a pity that your stupid ass can even remember to breathe. It's humiliating to know that we are the categorized in the same species. You are a waste of sperm, life, air, space, and flesh. You are a worthless bag of filth. I hope a grand piano or a giant boulder falls on your head like they do on the cartoons you most certainly watch on Saturday mornings while i'm laying pipe to your mommy. In conclusion, **** you!

Oh and if you plan on continuing to neg rep me, please don't include your puerile retarded comments with them. Unless of course you develop a funny bone. Otherwise, knock yourself out "raping me with a red rep dildo". Like I said, ****ing stupid. He's a whole new level of stupid, meta-stupid.

He's probably just mad about the fellatio accident I had with Momma Pawnmower. I did permanent damage UNINTENTIONALLY (see pic below). It's not my fault I have a hulking penis. Blame genetics:thumb:.


http://i45.tinypic.com/2v0okgn.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

I hate the offseason.

[Titty Meat]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/hawkings-lol.gif

[Lumpy]

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs5/1936637_o.gif

[lewdog]

I am gonna guess that the guy who always talks about his "huge" penis, probably has some confidence issues about his little pecker.

[Luke Warm]

I am gonna guess that the guy who always talks about his "huge" penis, probably has some confidence issues about his little pecker.

Nah, I just like to brag.

[Shogun]

http://www.miscgifs.com/gifs%20for%20the%20page/didnt_read_lol_boat_guy.gif

[SPchief]

Dude really does have an obsession with sperm.

[pr_capone]

Luke... here is an animated image to let you know what you are doing to yourself by posting this thread.

http://i.imgur.com/eDVSk.gif

[Luke Warm]

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs5/1936637_o.gif

I dunno what your gif is because they are disabled on my phone but you have the best sig pic in this place.

[Luke Warm]

Luke... here is an animated image to let you know what you are doing to yourself by posting this thread.

http://i.imgur.com/eDVSk.gif

I can tell what this is lol. But its all good man. I expect that from the lameasses here.

[Lumpy]

I dunno what your gif is because they are disabled on my phone but you have the best sig pic in this place.

Thanks! Oct. 14th can't get here soon enough.

The gif is Ross from "Friends" looking up and saying, "wow".

But this works too...

:popcorn:

[J Diddy]

Oh snap. Shit just got real

[J Diddy]

I can tell what this is lol. But its all good man. I expect that from the lameasses here.

vulture?

[Luke Warm]

The normal people will just laugh and move on. Then you get the lameasses that treat this place like a fantasy world, kinda like nerds roleplaying. I'm the "n00b" so no matter what I say or do it is their duty to shit on me lol. I get it.

PS - My dick is BIG.

[Luke Warm]

Thanks! Oct. 14th can't get here soon enough.

The gif is Ross from "Friends" looking up and saying, "wow".

But this works too...

:popcorn:

Ah ok lol.

That popcorn emoticon is me on Oct 14th. Best show on tv imo.

[Rasputin]

http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/ii574/KCTattoo58/tumblr_m3qrakCY4h1rpsgpwo1_5001.gif

[Ming the Merciless]

Wow.....

the butthurt is strong in this one


http://dontdrinkbeer.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/1320134152080.jpg

[Ming the Merciless]

Exactly how small does your dick have to be before you rant on message boards about babydicks 345733 times?

[beach tribe]

Luke... here is an animated image to let you know what you are doing to yourself by posting this thread.

http://i.imgur.com/eDVSk.gif

These types of threads are just so pathetic. People who talk about how another poster has an obsession with them, and yet they start threads about said poster. It's just so childish, and immature.

[beach tribe]

The normal people will just laugh and move on. Then you get the lameasses that treat this place like a fantasy world, kinda like nerds roleplaying. I'm the "n00b" so no matter what I say or do it is their duty to shit on me lol. I get it.

PS - My dick is BIG.

If you start pussy crybaby threads, you're gonna get shit on.

[beach tribe]

PS - My dick is BIG.

So is Midnight Vulture's.

[beach tribe]

vulture?

Holy crap. Did not see this before I posted.

[beach tribe]

Thanks! Oct. 14th can't get here soon enough.

The gif is Ross from "Friends" looking up and saying, "wow".

But this works too...

:popcorn:

I have not anticipated the start of show as much as TWD in my entire life.

[Rasputin]

Oh snap. Shit just got real

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh126/Charlie_Radcore/Animationz/tumblr_lzyxta4wpj1qiuwhp.gif

[Luke Warm]

These types of threads are just so pathetic. People who talk about how another poster has an obsession with them, and yet they start threads about said poster. It's just so childish, and immature.

Says the guy who just took the time to reply 5 times in a row.

[beach tribe]

Says the guy who just took the time to reply 5 times in a row.

Get back to me when I start a cry baby thread.

[beach tribe]

3 posts were about you.

[Luke Warm]

Wow.....

the butthurt is strong in this one


http://dontdrinkbeer.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/1320134152080.jpg

Oh my god ROFL

[Lumpy]

Okay, I must ask... don't you men ever argue via PM?

OT: TWD is definitely the best show, (Breaking Bad is a close 2nd)! :)

[pr_capone]

Okay, I must ask... don't you men ever argue via PM?

OT: TWD is definitely the best show, (Breaking Bad is a close 2nd)! :)

What... you and Luv are the only ones that get to drag shit into the Lounge?

/runs

[mr. tegu]

Okay, I must ask... don't you men ever argue via PM?

OT: TWD is definitely the best show, (Breaking Bad is a close 2nd)! :)

"Men" don't do this kind of bickering period.

Just take the insults and give them back, don't make it public looking for some kind of support or validation that you are the "good" guy.

[Simply Red]

Pawnmower is on his way up - in fact; late on, he was practically my favorite poster. We also have a covert, hot gay love affair & i'm getting really fed up w/ trying to fight back my cravings for his hot, steamy loving.

[MIAdragon]

Pawnmower is on his way up - in fact; late on, he was practically my favorite poster. We also have a covert, hot gay love affair & i'm getting really fed up w/ trying to fight back my cravings for his hot, steamy loving.

Thought you were dead.

[Ming the Merciless]

Pawnmower is on his way up - in fact; late on, he was practically my favorite poster. We also have a covert, hot gay love affair & i'm getting really fed up w/ trying to fight back my cravings for his hot, steamy loving.

I'm ready, but it isn't gay if we are both just best friends...bros...just being bros...who happen to help each other have prostate orgasms out of kindness


http://www.afrojacks.com/wp-content/themes/majalah/timthumb.php?src=http://www.afrojacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/1-e1265752908656.jpg&h=1000&w=600&zc=1

[Lumpy]

What... you and Luv are the only ones that get to drag shit into the Lounge?

/runs

You dick. LMAO We have never made call-out threads. We just bicker back and forth until we get bored.

[Fish]

I'm ready, but it isn't gay if we are both just best friends...bros...just being bros...who happen to help each other have prostate orgasms out of kindness


http://www.afrojacks.com/wp-content/themes/majalah/timthumb.php?src=http://www.afrojacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/1-e1265752908656.jpg&h=1000&w=600&zc=1

I thought you were much younger... Anyway, killer codpiece...

[FAX]

What, pray tell, is TWD? Is that some sort of sex act between two fat guys that Ms. Lumpy enjoys observing?

Two Wide Dumbasses?
Twinks With Donuts?
Tubbies Waggling Dingdongs?
Thick Wasted Dorothys?

FAX

[beach tribe]

What, pray tell, is TWD? Is that some sort of sex act between two fat guys that Ms. Lumpy enjoys observing?

Two Wide Dumbasses?
Twinks With Donuts?
Tubbies Waggling Dingdongs?
Thick Wasted Dorothys?

FAX

The Walking Dead..

Best show ever.

[MTG#10]

Pawnmower is on his way up - in fact; late on, he was practically my favorite poster. We also have a covert, hot gay love affair & i'm getting really fed up w/ trying to fight back my cravings for his hot, steamy loving.

You owe me $1022755 in casino cash nancy boy

[Lumpy]

What, pray tell, is TWD? Is that some sort of sex act between two fat guys that Ms. Lumpy enjoys observing?

Two Wide Dumbasses?
Twinks With Donuts?
Tubbies Waggling Dingdongs?
Thick Wasted Dorothys?

FAX

:LOL:

The
Walking
Dead

(see sig)

Edit: I'm slow. Q

[Bump]

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h361/Bump4/i3xy7q.gif

[beach tribe]

I'm ready, but it isn't gay if we are both just best friends...bros...just being bros...who happen to help each other have prostate orgasms out of kindness


http://www.afrojacks.com/wp-content/themes/majalah/timthumb.php?src=http://www.afrojacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/1-e1265752908656.jpg&h=1000&w=600&zc=1

Or if it's in a 3-way.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Pi7gwX7rjOw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Cornstock]

Did the Star consider bringing in this guy to replace Babb? They could use some fire and brimstone now that he's leaving.


Also, just being a n00b doesn't mean you automatically get harassed. Technically, being under 1000 posts, I've been a n00b for 4 years and nobody gives me shit on here. As long as you don't be an idiot to people and treat them how you would treat them in real life you should be fine.

P.S.
Much appreciation to the CP collective for not hazing the crap out of me.

[pr_capone]

You owe me $1022755 in casino cash nancy boy

I bought his marker. Leave him the fuck alone now.

[Luke Warm]

Okay, I must ask... don't you men ever argue via PM?

OT: TWD is definitely the best show, (Breaking Bad is a close 2nd)! :)

No. He just likes to neg rep with corny comments. I could care less about rep in this place, i just wish he would be funnier if he insists on commenting. I guess I just have a very different sense of humor than alot of the lameasses here. What's "funny" here is retarded shit like "get raped by a raccoon on fire with herpes yadda yadda". I still don't get why so many nerds here care about rep so much lol.

Never seen Breaking Bad but I always here positive things.

[FAX]

:LOL:

The
Walking
Dead

(see sig)

Edit: I'm slow. Q

Ah ... that's much better. Thank you, Ms. Lumpy. My faith in humanity is restored ... or it will be once I block that photo of Mr. Pawnmower.

FAX

[MTG#10]

I bought his marker. Leave him the **** alone now.

Aww isnt that sweet

[FAX]

:LOL:

The
Walking
Dead

(see sig)

Edit: I'm slow. Q

Oh ... it's in your sig. I get it now.

Sorry, but I don't see sigs. I think I have a no-see-um sig setting on my browser or something. I don't see avatars, either which, in some cases, is a blessing direct from Heaven.

FAX

[RealSNR]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leoss0rPWj1qdlkgg.gif

[MTG#10]

No. He just likes to neg rep with corny comments. .

He's a fucking scrotum chewer but I actually enjoyed some of his neg rep comments. I think you're taking them way too personally.

[pr_capone]

Aww isnt that sweet

I would talk shit back to you but from your posts here... I know you are a super tough guy. :p

[Luke Warm]

He's a ****ing scrotum chewer but I actually enjoyed some of his neg rep comments. I think you're taking them way too personally.

That he is. He tries too hard to be funny in my neg rep comments and it comes off so corny. I don't mind getting ragged on, I like to laugh too.

[MTG#10]

I would talk shit back to you but from your posts here... I know you are a super tough guy. :pIm a lover not a fighter

[RealSNR]

I may or may not have sent Luke Warm a neg rep message that said "Your mom is a whore" with the hope that Pawn and I can have matching attention whore threads together. So that on Tuesdays we can call each other up and say, "Let's be really adorable and each wear our threads that Luke Warm made just for us."

It's possible, I guess.

[pr_capone]

I may or may not have sent Luke Warm a neg rep message that said "Your mom is a whore" with the hope that Pawn and I can have matching attention whore threads together. So that on Tuesdays we can call each other up and say, "Let's be really adorable and each wear our threads that Luke Warm made just for us."

It's possible, I guess.

You should be working on Frankie's rep instead. That way he goes Nuclear when he gets back and gets perma banned once and for all.

[Luke Warm]

I may or may not have sent Luke Warm a neg rep message that said "Your mom is a whore" with the hope that Pawn and I can have matching attention whore threads together. So that on Tuesdays we can call each other up and say, "Let's be really adorable and each wear our threads that Luke Warm made just for us."

It's possible, I guess.

No shortage of lameasses tonight. You don't do it for me like Pawn does, tho. So no thread for you. Maybe some other time.

[RealSNR]

You should be working on Frankie's rep instead. That way he goes Nuclear when he gets back and gets perma banned once and for all.

Eh, I like Frankie. I hope he grows thicker skin around here, because I don't want to see him perma-banned when he gets back.

[beach tribe]

You're under 18. Correct?

[FAX]

I don't understand why you guys want to get Mr. Frankie perma-banned. Damn. That just isn't right. Mr. Frankie is okay. He just doesn't back down from a fight whether he's in the right or in the wrong or in the shower.

Get somebody else perma-banned, why don't you? I can name several people who deserve it tons more than Mr. Frankie.

FAX

[pr_capone]

I don't understand why you guys want to get Mr. Frankie perma-banned. Damn. That just isn't right. Mr. Frankie is okay. He just doesn't back down from a fight whether he's in the right or in the wrong or in the shower.

Get somebody else perma-banned, why don't you? I can name several people who deserve it tons more than Mr. Frankie.

FAX

Not only does he not back down from a fight... but when the other party does, he chases them down and flings feces at them in hopes of getting it started again.

Since I don't interact with him that often it doesn't bug me until it interferes with my use of the board.

[Ming the Merciless]

I got some boku corny for you big boy

http://grumpyjanie.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/corn-sex-toy.jpg

You know you love my comments

[L.A. Chieffan]

This place sucks

[pr_capone]

I got some boku corny for you big boy

http://img.chanshhhh.com/img/2009-05-14/1242270712106.jpg

You know you love my comments

DNS error on your link

[RealSNR]

No shortage of lameasses tonight. You don't do it for me like Pawn does, tho. So no thread for you. Maybe some other time.

At least put me on your own little private hate list. Please?

[pr_capone]

At least put me on your own little private hate list. Please?

http://www.moviewiseguys.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/2us8lts.jpg

[Lumpy]

No. He just likes to neg rep with corny comments. I could care less about rep in this place, i just wish he would be funnier if he insists on commenting. I guess I just have a very different sense of humor than alot of the lameasses here. What's "funny" here is retarded shit like "get raped by a raccoon on fire with herpes yadda yadda". I still don't get why so many nerds here care about rep so much lol.

Never seen Breaking Bad but I always here positive things.

The "funny" retarded shit gets worse, trust me. LMAO

As far as the whole nerds caring about rep... I take it you have never heard of "The Inner Circle"? Once your pos rep reaches a certain level, you become a member of "The Inner Circle". You are then given 3 beautiful virgins that feed you grapes and cater to your needs.

Right now, I have 1 doing my laundry and the other 2 are dusting. :D

[Simply Red]

I think there was a lot of jealousy regarding pawnmower as a poster, I haven't glorified him, because i thought, originally, he might have been a kotter mult, or somebody elses mult, so I held back.

But I came to my senses and now i'm a solid believer.

[pr_capone]

The "funny" retarded shit gets worse, trust me. LMAO

As far as the whole nerds caring about rep... I take it you have never heard of "The Inner Circle"? Once your pos rep reaches a certain level, you become a member of "The Inner Circle". You are then given 3 beautiful virgins that feed you grapes and cater to your needs.

Right now, I have 1 doing my laundry and the other 2 are dusting. :D

Are yours still virgins? Mine didn't last a week.

[pr_capone]

I think there was a lot of jealousy regarding pawnmower as a poster, I haven't glorified him, because i thought, originally, he might have been a kotter mult, or somebody elses mult, so I held back.

But I came to my senses and now i'm a solid believer.

What the **** dude. I paid MTG off for you. You need to get your money back.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=8934425&postcount=45

I bought his marker. Leave him the **** alone now.

[RealSNR]

SimplyRed's back.

If the Chiefs beat the Saints this week, I'm blaming his sexy mojo.

[Lumpy]

I think there was a lot of jealousy regarding pawnmower as a poster, I haven't glorified him, because i thought, originally, he might have been a kotter mult, or somebody elses mult, so I held back.

But I came to my senses and now i'm a solid believer.

Everyone is a kotter mult. LMAO

Nice to have you back, SR!

[Ming the Merciless]

SimplyRed's back.

If the Chiefs beat the Saints this week, I'm blaming his sexy mojo.

:thumb:

[Lumpy]

Are yours still virgins? Mine didn't last a week.

Slacker. Mine didn't last 2 hours, (Gonzo got excited). Why I didn't get 3 MALE virgins is beyond me! :cuss:

[J Diddy]

The Walking Dead..

Best show ever.

agreed and anticipating with a massive boner

[FAX]

Slacker. Mine didn't last 2 hours, (Gonzo got excited). Why I didn't get 3 MALE virgins is beyond me! :cuss:

I don't think such a thing exists, does it?

FAX

[J Diddy]

The "funny" retarded shit gets worse, trust me. LMAO

As far as the whole nerds caring about rep... I take it you have never heard of "The Inner Circle"? Once your pos rep reaches a certain level, you become a member of "The Inner Circle". You are then given 3 beautiful virgins that feed you grapes and cater to your needs.

Right now, I have 1 doing my laundry and the other 2 are dusting. :D

fucking se ks

Mail most have lost my 3 virgins

[Planetman]

Why I didn't get 3 MALE virgins is beyond me! :cuss:
Is have THREE MALE VIRGINS and missing out on that minute and a half of pleasure really bothering you that much? :p

[Simply Red]

What the **** dude. I paid MTG off for you. You need to get your money back.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=8934425&postcount=45

Ty - I didn't realize that, I am rock-solid w/ that sorta thing, just ask a poster such as Phisherman or a few others, I hold up my word. Interenet trust and faith are very important to me.

MagicHef helps me from time to time, thanks guys for making me rely on a donkey to get millions back. But overall MTG earned it, and i feel like i pretty much pioneered him as a poster. So i'm proud of him in this instance.

Just go out there and enjoy it MTG!

[Lumpy]

I don't think such a thing exists, does it?

FAX

:shrug: It's probably for the best if they were experienced. Disregard the male virgin talk.

****ing se ks

Mail most have lost my 3 virgins

I lived in SE KS. USPS is teh suck there.

Is have THREE MALE VIRGINS and missing out on that minute and a half of pleasure really bothering you that much? :p

I don't know WTF you're talking about. I just need them to carry out the trash and do an oil change to my Jeep. Yeah...

o:-)

[Luke Warm]

So exactly how many posts do I need for these three male virgins you all speak of?

[Luke Warm]

I got some boku corny for you big boy

http://grumpyjanie.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/corn-sex-toy.jpg

You know you love my comments

ROFL.

That's more like it.

[Luke Warm]

At least put me on your own little private hate list. Please?

Aww I get it. SNR wants to be the internet white knight. You are just the cutest thing. No, you can't be on my list cuz you have a vagina between your legs not a babydick. Now run along.

[MTG#10]

MTG earned it, and i feel like i pretty much pioneered him as a poster. So i'm proud of him in this instance.

Just go out there and enjoy it MTG!

:spock:

[RealSNR]

Aww I get it. SNR wants to be the internet white knight. You are just the cutest thing. No, you can't be on my list cuz you have a vagina between your legs not a babydick. Now run along.

White knight? That has nothing to do with what we're talking about. It's not even an insult.

You're a fucking idiot.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Hasn't Pawn's homerism Pwnd him enough?

[Ming the Merciless]

Hasn't Pawn's homerism Pwnd him enough?

When have I been a homer....?

I was pretty optimistic about this season, but I wouldn't say I was a homer....even though it has turned out to be a shitty season so far...

I wasn't like "we're gonna win the superbowl"

I was thinking a playoff appearance, and maybe 1 playoff win at best if we had a home game...

Well, at least until the 3rd pre season game, then reality came crashing back.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

When have I been a homer....?

I was pretty optimistic about this season, but I wouldn't say I was a homer....even though it has turned out to be a shitty season so far...

I wasn't like "we're gonna win the superbowl"

I was thinking a playoff appearance, and maybe 1 playoff win at best if we had a home game...

Well, at least until the 3rd pre season game, then reality came crashing back.

Oh come ON. Really? I mean, I'm kind of bored and would be somewhat pleased to go fishing through your past postings, but nah.

Just admit it, Homer.

You're safe now.

[noa]

I think there was a lot of jealousy regarding pawnmower as a poster, I haven't glorified him, because i thought, originally, he might have been a kotter mult, or somebody elses mult, so I held back.

But I came to my senses and now i'm a solid believer.

Woah, hey guy!

[whoman69]

I don't think such a thing exists, does it?

FAX

Now that goatsie is supposedly off the list, it may be tough.

[Ming the Merciless]

Oh come ON. Really? I mean, I'm kind of bored and would be somewhat pleased to go fishing through your past postings, but nah.


Then STFU idiot...This is why you are one of the biggest ****ing tools in this place...you can't think for yourself....you just make shit up or regurgitate shit others said in a failed effort to be funny.

You changed your name, but you cant change the fact you are a god damned moron.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Sup fellow babydick

[pr_capone]

:spock:

I notice you haven't returned the money to either of us. I paid off his debt. Either I need a refund or he does.

[In58men]

Pawnmower is the shit. Dude has left me some funny reps.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Then STFU idiot...This is why you are one of the biggest ****ing tools in this place...you can't think for yourself....you just make shit up or regurgitate shit others said in a failed effort to be funny.

You changed your name, but you cant change the fact you are a god damned moron.

LMAO

Poor Pawn. Probably feeling like KC actually did something today, when we all know that victory is fleeting with Casshole at the helm.

Welp, the sun shines on a dogs ass now and then.

[Ming the Merciless]

Luke Warm

where hath thou gone

8-(

[Rausch]

Odd bump...

[Psyko Tek]

I gotta check dates before replying in the off season

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

This thread has WIN.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Luke Warm

where hath thou gone

8-(

He's still here you betcha

[Coochie liquor]

Pawnmower is the man! Never even heard of this short dicked Luke Warm fella.