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Bob Dole
09-23-2012, 08:08 AM
Bob Dole has had this sinking feeling for 4 days now that the Saints will set a new NFL record of some sort this afternoon. Just can't put a finger on what it will be.

Passing yards? Rushing yards? Combined yards?

Is anyone else feeling an impending disaster of historic proportions?

In58men
09-23-2012, 08:09 AM
Peyton Manning

BoneKrusher
09-23-2012, 08:10 AM
most points givin up through three weeks.

FlaChief58
09-23-2012, 08:11 AM
What's the record for most points scored by a team in a game? The Saints will beat that by 3 TDs

notorious
09-23-2012, 08:12 AM
First team to start 0-2 and win a road game.


This team is fucked up enough to pull it off.

bevischief
09-23-2012, 08:12 AM
Bob Dole has had this sinking feeling for 4 days now that the Saints will set a new NFL record of some sort this afternoon. Just can't put a finger on what it will be.

Passing yards? Rushing yards? Combined yards?

Is anyone else feeling an impending disaster of historic proportions?

All the above.

InChiefsHeaven
09-23-2012, 08:15 AM
Bob Dole has had this sinking feeling for 4 days now that the Saints will set a new NFL record of some sort this afternoon. Just can't put a finger on what it will be.

Passing yards? Rushing yards? Combined yards?

Is anyone else feeling an impending disaster of historic proportions?

I am. Which means the Chiefs will win and restore hope to the Chiefs Nation. Great...

Bob Dole
09-23-2012, 08:16 AM
Peyton Manning

The over/under on the first mention of Peyton Manning or image of Peyton Manning is 12:04pm.

notorious
09-23-2012, 08:16 AM
I am. Which means the Chiefs will win and restore hope to the Chiefs Nation. Great...

That's how I see it.


We are due for some restored (false) hope.

Rausch
09-23-2012, 08:17 AM
I have a feeling Sproles will go nuts...

ILChief
09-23-2012, 08:24 AM
The over/under on the first mention of Peyton Manning or image of Peyton Manning is 12:04pm.

He'll be seen driving a Buick long before any game kicks off

SAUTO
09-23-2012, 08:26 AM
Chiefs will set a record for most cocks sucked. They have mirrored mizzou so far this year, why stop now?
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notorious
09-23-2012, 08:26 AM
He'll be seen driving a Buick long before any game kicks off


How did that turn out for Tiger? :D

SAUTO
09-23-2012, 08:28 AM
How did that turn out for Tiger? :D

Pretty good I would say.

Did you hear about all the tail he was pulling at that point?
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stonedstooge
09-23-2012, 08:28 AM
Should we pm you our guesses?

notorious
09-23-2012, 08:38 AM
Pretty good I would say.

Did you hear about all the tail he was pulling at that point?
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When you have a pussy magnet like a Buick, it's hard to keep them off of you.

Rausch
09-23-2012, 08:41 AM
When you have a pussy magnet like a Buick, it's hard to keep them off of you.

I think it was the fact he could buy 300,000 Buick's....

SAUTO
09-23-2012, 08:41 AM
When you have a pussy magnet like a Buick, it's hard to keep them off of you.

In all honesty I think the new ones are fucking good looking.

The regal gs, is a nice car with a 4cyl turbo, almost 300 HP. 30 miles to the gallon if you watch yourself... Nice and good looking. The lucerne is a good looking car too IMO.

I would probably be looking at a Buick if I was shopping today.
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SAUTO
09-23-2012, 08:42 AM
But the Manning commercials are definitely a deterrent from purchasing
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notorious
09-23-2012, 08:43 AM
In all honesty I think the new ones are ****ing good looking.

The regal gs, is a nice car with a 4cyl turbo, almost 300 HP. 30 miles to the gallon if you watch yourself... Nice and good looking. The lucerne is a good looking car too IMO.

I would probably be looking at a Buick if I was shopping today.
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You are right, they look pretty good.

Gonzo
09-23-2012, 08:44 AM
8 passing TD's.

Easy 6
09-23-2012, 08:45 AM
I'm feeling oddly optimistic, nothing concrete to point to but i think it'll atleast be an interesting game, not a blowout.

Rausch
09-23-2012, 08:46 AM
8 passing TD's.

I'm changing my vote...

SAUTO
09-23-2012, 08:46 AM
You are right, they look pretty good.

I have two customers that have the regal turbos. Bad ass car if you ask me. I have driven them. Got plenty of power.

My wife wants one terribly but at this point I'm not sure its big enough for her... Lol.
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KCUnited
09-23-2012, 08:46 AM
Most shrimp po-boys eaten by a coach.

DeezNutz
09-23-2012, 08:49 AM
Lots of fans of NFL teams anticipate how their team might/will win. But, sadly, this thread accurately reflects the state of the franchise.

Thanks a lot, Pioli.

http://v005o.popscreen.com/c1BpbjVMUkJmWm8x_o_the-hangover---thanks-alot-bin-laden.jpg

displacedinMN
09-23-2012, 09:34 AM
Most passing yards in a game.

Norm Van Brocklin had 554

I remember someone had around 520 vs the Chiefs in 1990.

milkman
09-23-2012, 09:35 AM
Most passing yards in a game.

Norm Van Brocklin had 554

I remember someone had around 520 vs the Chiefs in 1990.

Warren Moon.

Rausch
09-23-2012, 09:38 AM
Warren Moon.

Girlbac topped the 500 mark as well but I can't remember at the moment vs. who...

displacedinMN
09-23-2012, 09:38 AM
I was supposed to go to Houston-KC. Glad I didn't

Rausch
09-23-2012, 09:39 AM
I was supposed to go to Houston-KC. Glad I didn't

Depends on the year...

Reerun_KC
09-23-2012, 09:43 AM
Girlbac topped the 500 mark as well but I can't remember at the moment vs. who...

I think was against Oakland.

displacedinMN
09-23-2012, 09:44 AM
Most passing yards, game: 554, Norm Van Brocklin, Sept. 28, 1951
Most passing yards, game, No interceptions: 527, Warren Moon, December 16, 1990-had to be vs KC

Reerun_KC
09-23-2012, 09:44 AM
I think the record for the least amount of in game adjustments by a Head coach.

displacedinMN
09-23-2012, 09:46 AM
I think the record for the least amount of in game adjustments by a Head coach.

I thought that belonged to Herm Edwards.
Along with most halftime leads lost.

bevischief
09-23-2012, 09:53 AM
Most "Depends" gone thru by a team.

Buck
09-23-2012, 10:19 AM
Most "Fire Pioli" posts on Chiefs Planet in a single day.

Rasputin
09-23-2012, 10:43 AM
Most passing yards, game: 554, Norm Van Brocklin, Sept. 28, 1951
Most passing yards, game, No interceptions: 527, Warren Moon, December 16, 1990-had to be vs KC

That was my first Chiefs game at Arrowhead. Moon was launching rockets, we couldn't get in his face. It was a cold foggy drizzly afternoon.

Steve Deberg broke his pinky on a helmet and they showed several replays on the jumbo tron.

KC Wolf got chased for snapping a towel at an Oiler lineman. That was funny.

Pasta Little Brioni
09-23-2012, 10:44 AM
None, the game will be closer than the nostradumbasses think.

TLO
09-23-2012, 10:45 AM
Most "Fire Pioli" posts on Chiefs Planet in a single day.

:LOL:

Ming the Merciless
09-23-2012, 10:45 AM
going 0-3 with a HoF Qb

notorious
09-23-2012, 10:53 AM
I think the record for the least amount of in game adjustments by a Head coach.

There can only be a tie with Herm.

Ace Gunner
09-23-2012, 10:53 AM
None, the game will be closer than the nostradumbasses think.

ROFL you have got to be certified nuts.

redfan
09-23-2012, 01:24 PM
Chiefs franchise record for rushing TD?

Thig Lyfe
09-23-2012, 01:24 PM
LONGEST RUN IN FRANCHISE HISTORY BABY YEEEEAAAAHHHH

displacedinMN
09-23-2012, 02:13 PM
LONGEST RUN IN FRANCHISE HISTORY BABY YEEEEAAAAHHHH

who would have guessed that

rockymtnchief
09-23-2012, 02:49 PM
Most reviews over-turned. :D

Baby Lee
09-23-2012, 02:54 PM
ROFL you have got to be certified nuts.

Look at you.

Adorable.

Baby Lee
09-23-2012, 02:56 PM
FGs in a GAME!!

That's three.

Pasta Little Brioni
09-23-2012, 03:16 PM
ROFL you have got to be certified nuts.

Suck my nuts. Even called the last second FG....except for wrong team :D

Ming the Merciless
09-23-2012, 03:25 PM
going 0-3 with a HoF Qb

http://dkl3fnj1o5loa.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Nailed-It.png

ArrowheadMagic
09-23-2012, 03:27 PM
6 fgs are a Chiefs record.......

keg in kc
09-23-2012, 03:34 PM
I too completely expected to get destroyed today.

Easy 6
09-23-2012, 03:35 PM
A very prescient thread.