Calling all n00bs!!!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'd like to see how many of our new members are here because of the banner and the surrounding media attention since and see who those people are. Or maybe you were a member but just a lurker and the recent attention has brought you out of the dark. If neither applies to you then I don't care who you are or why you exist. No offense.

Whichever it is n00bs, welcome. Don't be shy to identify. (I'm a poet and I didn't even knowit)

I'd also be interested to know what you think of ChiefsPlanet.

Pollie Mcpollerton in 3, 2.....

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[gblowfish]

I just hang around here because I'm a big fan of head injuries.

[Ted Larson]

I just wanted to see what type of people cheer when their own players get hurt.

[Molitoth]

I just hang around here because I'm a big fan of head injuries.

LMAO

[MIAdragon]

I just wanted to see what type of people cheer when their own players get hurt.

In to see retards like you. :thumb:

[Chief Roundup]

I just wanted to see what type of people cheer when their own players get hurt.

Ouch. Not many did that. The ones that did are pieces of shit that have lost their self control and should find something else to invest themselves into so that they can back away from the Chiefs. It is just a game.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I just wanted to see what type of people cheer when their own players get hurt.

Vote you dumb n00b!

[kushed god]

Yoyo

[Ted Larson]

In to see retards like you. :thumb:

This is the exact type of response I expected from you classless folks. "You're retarded". Good one!

[Rausch]

Yoyo

Not a poll option.












N00b...

[Ted Larson]

Vote you dumb n00b!

Done.

[Chief Pote]

I just wanted to see what type of people cheer when their own players get hurt.

Oh really? See fiery aids tree? Hug it!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Really if some mod would make the poll public I'd mow their lawn.

[gblowfish]

Is it too early in the morning to start bitch slapping the nOObs?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Is it too early in the morning to start bitch slapping the nOObs?

It's never too early.

[yaface]

I've been lurking for years, this is where I get all my news. Hello all!

[uninvited]

I'm here because of the banner. To show my support of the fanbase taking some action to voice their displeasure. I'll mostly be a lurker, and eventually disappear from here once the hoopla dies down. AP is generally the board I frequent.

[Ted Larson]

Oh really? See fiery aids tree? Hug it!

Are all Chiefs fans this witty?

[Rausch]

This is the exact type of response I expected from you classless folks. "You're retarded". Good one!

I am classless, deranged, jaded, cynical, and old.

My Interpersonal communication has eroded to the point I mostly use angry grunts and the throwing of heavy objects to convey emotion.

It's the new contributors that keep this BB alive. At some point all us old regulars will either leave, die, or wish we'd done one or the other.

That said, I will not leave this seat without a replacement I fell comfortable with. We don't want milk-toast fans here. We will cock-punch every n00b until someone displays enough resilience to keep getting up.

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[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I've been lurking for years, this is where I get all my news. Hello all!

I was just thinking, I don't recognize yaface.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I am classless, deranged, jaded, cynical, and old.

My Interpersonal communication has eroded to the point I mostly use angry grunts and the throwing of heavy objects to convey emotion.

It's the new contributors that keep this BB alive. At some point all us old regulars will either leave, die, or wish we'd done one or the other.That said, I will not leave this seat without a replacement I fell comfortable with. We don't want milk-toast fans here. We will cock-punch every n00b until someone displays enough resilience to keep getting up.



I die a little more every time I log on. This place is like getting into the bad crack.

[Dartgod]

This is the exact type of response I expected from you classless folks. "You're retarded". Good one!

Your and idiot.


Better?

[luv]

I just wanted to see what type of people cheer when their own players get hurt.

Yes, because that was only people from this site, and all people from this site cheered. :rolleyes:

If you don't want to be called retarded, then don't make retarded statements. Pretty simple.

[Tonka83]

Longtime lurker here. Contributed to the banner and decided to take the plunge after Athen bad mouthed us over at his shit hole

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Longtime lurker here. Contributed to the banner and decided to take the plunge after Athen bad mouthed us over at his shit hole

Welcome non-sucky one!

[qabbaan]

Athen bad mouthed us over at his shit hole

What?

[Ted Larson]

Yes, because that was only people from this site, and all people from this site cheered. :rolleyes:

If you don't want to be called retarded, then don't make retarded statements. Pretty simple.

Only Chiefs fans cheered when their player got hurt. This is a Chiefs message board. :rolleyes:


If you don't want to be called retarded, then don't make retarded statements. Pretty simple.

[Rausch]

I die a little more every time I log on. This place is like getting into the bad crack.

There are other types of crack?

Nevermind.


Look, first this forum was here to celebrate the wins and playoff appearances.

Then it was like AA. We knew we were wasting our time but we wanted to feel like someone else had it worse.

Now we are the "worse."

Now we're the guy bottoming out and begging for help.

We are that guy/team who's lost it all and needs a complete reset...

[Morgan]

Is it too early in the morning to start bitch slapping the nOObs?

Is this where we cheer when they get slapped?

[BlackHelicopters]

I came for all the friendly people here.

[bevischief]

I came for all the friendly people here.

LMAO

[Bugeater]

I wonder which one of these is Joey.

[luv]

Is this where we cheer when they get slapped?

Yes.

[Richard_Cuckold]

long time lurker here.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

There are other types of crack?

Nevermind.


Look, first this forum was here to celebrate the wins and playoff appearances.

Then it was like AA. We knew we were wasting our time but we wanted to feel like someone else had it worse.

Now we are the "worse."

Now we're the guy bottoming out and begging for help.

We are that guy/team who's lost it all and needs a complete reset...

Well I was reffering to the bad or "not fresh" crack heh.

[Rausch]

long time lurker here.

Good to see you step out of the shadows...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I came for all the friendly people here.

fuck off

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I feel there are a few "I'm brand new and here because of the banner/media attention" folks who are too n00bish to know how to vote.

[GloryDayz]

Years ago I came for free therapy sessions... Still working through Chefs anger issues tho!

[Rausch]

Well I was reffering to the bad or "not fresh" crack heh.

If you're the guy buying the $3it and not making it...well...it's all "not fresh."

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Only Chiefs fans cheered when their player got hurt. This is a Chiefs message board. :rolleyes:


If you don't want to be called retarded, then don't make retarded statements. Pretty simple.

I see red rep in your future heh

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

If you're the guy buying the $3it and not making it...well...it's all "not fresh."

Well... ok then. Maybe I should have used the term "day old" crack.

[Morgan]

OHNOES! RED REP!!

[Saleenman607]

I lurk because I bleed chiefs colors. Been addicted since '66. Started watching the A's since '68 and when we moved back to Califorrnia, I stuck with the Chiefs and stayed with the A's when they moved to Oakland. ( how bout them A's eh? )
I support the banner and I've been somewhat vocal on here about the local fans stopping their support for the team until change comes. I am one of the few who believe Mr. Hunt should sell to a more "passionate" buyer/owner. Systemic cleansing.

That is all

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

OHNOES! RED REP!!

You have what we call "green" rep. Damn n00b.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I lurk because I bleed chiefs colors. Been addicted since '66. Started watching the A's since '68 and when we moved back to Califorrnia, I stuck with the Chiefs and stayed with the A's when they moved to Oakland. ( how bout them A's eh? )
I support the banner and I've been somewhat vocal on here about the local fans stopping their support for the team until change comes. I am one of the few who believe Mr. Hunt should sell to a more "passionate" buyer/owner. Systemic cleansing.

That is all

No offense.... but so does everyone.

[Saleenman607]

No offense.... but so does everyone.

Yeah, but I'm in the middle of raider country

[Bugeater]

You have what we call "green" rep. Damn n00b.
Not anymore.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Yeah, but I'm in the middle of raider country

You could cut some open and see if Chiefs colors come out (which is what I meant heh)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Not anymore.

Why do you hate n00bs?

[Saleenman607]

You could cut some open and see if Chiefs colors come out (which is what I meant heh)

If you cut open a raider fan, you'd find a penalty inside.

[tooge]

the news said this site was nothin but rednecks and hookers and blow. I'm here for all of that.

[Jive Ass]

I've been here for a long time, I just don't post much. Had two other accounts before this one...so I probably showed up around 2007 or so.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

If you cut open a raider fan, you'd find a penalty inside.

Nice work n00b.

:)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I've been here for a long time, I just don't post much. Had two other accounts before this one...so I probably showed up around 2007 or so.

I see your jive ass quite a bit. Tha avatar makes me cringe every time.

[Coach]

Not anymore.

Nice work Skip.

[Saleenman607]

seriously though, this regime makes me long for the Shottenhiemer days where the chiefs actually had league wide respect. If you played the chiefs during that time, you'd better prepare for a war. Sure, the playoffs were the downfall of Marty, and I wanted him gone too after a while, but this garbage they're trotting on the field is just horrific.
I would like for the chiefs to stay in KC, but I'm for whatever gets this franchise back on the right road.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

seriously though, this regime makes me long for the Shottenhiemer days where the chiefs actually had league wide respect. If you played the chiefs during that time, you'd better prepare for a war. Sure, the playoffs were the downfall of Marty, and I wanted him gone too after a while, but this garbage they're trotting on the field is just horrific.
I would like for the chiefs to stay in KC, but I'm for whatever gets this franchise back on the right road.

I don't think they're going anywhere... 25 year lease with the renovations. Next step... stop embarrasing themselves and us.

[Saleenman607]

I dont think so either, so I'm hoping I'm wrong about Clark and he'll make some good decisions for the team. At the time, I felt the Pioli hiring was a good one, now after some evidence to the contrary, very few feel that way. It's time he part's way's with him.
JMO

[Graystoke]

I think I will PM Bob Dole and ask him how I should vote

[Old Dog]

I see red rep in your future heh

quite the prognosticator

[luv]

Only Chiefs fans cheered when their player got hurt. This is a Chiefs message board. :rolleyes:


If you don't want to be called retarded, then don't make retarded statements. Pretty simple.

So original! :thumb:

[Holladay]

Don't think Ima noob. Don't really have anything to add. Just posted to get my post count up.

[bobinkc]

Noob here. Looks like Dr. Johnny Fever is a real winner:

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[Morgan]

You have what we call "green" rep. Damn n00b.

Actually, I have what's called "IDGAF" rep.

[Ace Gunner]

http://www.statefarm.com/aboutus/_pressreleases/2011/november/15/img-exploding-turkey-2-inline.jpg


http://www.statefarm.com/aboutus/_pressreleases/2011/november/15/img-exploding-turkey-inline.jpg

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Noob here. Looks like Dr. Johnny Fever is a real winner:

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Wow. You really called me out. I was hoping no one would notice that thing I put in all caps in the OP. You're too clever for me.

[thestickboy]

Peyton Manning

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I believe there are way more than 3 that fit option 1.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Peyton Manning

Thiggy? I thought they let you back....

[bobinkc]

Wow. You really called me out. I was hoping no one would notice that thing I put in all caps in the OP. You're too clever for me.

Thanks.

[ArthurJGuy]

I've come here once or twice in the past, I finally joined when that clip of Whitlock came on the scene to show my support.

[bunger]

I've been a Chiefs fan since they moved to KC,that's right ,I'm old.So damn what?Suffering these last four decades brings out the frakin beast in my azz.
Chit needs to hit the Arrowhead Drive hoopla fan...Roll some azzez outta town..BTW,a few of you may already know me,..."Bunger" or "bungalow"ring a bell?On with the debacle of a season.

[Simplicity]

Actually, I have what's called "IDGAF" rep.

http://www.actclassy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/oh-you-re-cool.jpg

[lewdog]

When do you lose n00b status?

[KChiefer]

I see red rep in your future heh

Seeing this post reminded me of this album.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OgNxFoWrRG8/R5-PKSfh3oI/AAAAAAAAAfo/eMPNc-AlVIs/s320/Hit+To+Death+in+the+Future+Head.jpg

Anyways, thanks for reminding me. Great album getting thrown on playlist.

[Bugeater]

Actually, I have what's called "IDGAF" rep.
Yeah, you don't give a fuck about it, but you keep talking about it.

[TribalElder]

The banner brought me for the banter. I'm years late to the party.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I've come here once or twice in the past, I finally joined when that clip of Whitlock came on the scene to show my support.

Welcome. From reading a couple of your posts it could be that you won't suck here. Well not as much as me anyway.

[DaFace]

Really if some mod would make the poll public I'd mow their lawn.

We can't fix that aside from manually editing the database. In other words...no. :)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

When do you lose n00b status?

At the end of my date with your mom.

OOOOOHHHHHHH NO HE DIN'T!!!!!!

:D

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

We can't fix that aside from manually editing the database. In other words...no. :)

Figures. I usually only break things that can't be fixed.

*obligatory "this is why we can't have nice things"

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

The banner brought me for the banter. I'm years late to the party.

Hey better never than late. I mean... yeah.

Welcome.

[tecumseh]

I thought this was the land of misfit toys.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I thought this was the land of misfit toys.

One more post to 1k! Make it good n00b!

[SAUTO]

I just came here after hearing about the banner.
Posted via Mobile Device

[FlaChief58]

I stumbled accross this site while searching for midget porn.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I stumbled accross this site while searching for midget porn.

It's wierd how common that is.

[Bugeater]

I just came here after hearing about the banner.
Posted via Mobile Device
There was a banner?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

There was a banner?

Why do you hate the banner?

[bigjosh]

I never new about chiefsplanet. I have been a die hard chiefs fan (living in new england) for years. I followed arrowhead pride and arrowhead addict and never heard about this forum, until i saw a post from saveourchiefs on facebook and clicked a link that directed me here.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I never new about chiefsplanet. I have been a die hard chiefs fan (living in new england) for years. I followed arrowhead pride and arrowhead addict and never heard about this forum, until i saw a post from saveourchiefs on facebook and clicked a link that directed me here.

Welcome. Learn how to spell "knew" so you don't get picked on too much.

;)

[SAUTO]

I never new about chiefsplanet. I have been a die hard chiefs fan (living in new england) for years. I followed arrowhead pride and arrowhead addict and never heard about this forum, until i saw a post from saveourchiefs on facebook and clicked a link that directed me here.
JFC another asshole from "the patriot way"...
Posted via Mobile Device

[SPchief]

And the midgets

[Rain Man]

I stumbled accross this site while searching for midget porn.

No joke. I'm in California right now and drove by some place called "Bikini Bar". It didn't look like a place where you'd want to spend a lot of time other than the bikini part. The marquee on the main sign said this: "More midgets."

That leads to so many questions. How many midgets did they have before? What are the midgets doing? Is it a boast or a request? It makes me curious, and makes me more likely to visit the Bikini Bar as a result.

[Al Bundy]

This is the exact type of response I expected from you classless folks. "You're retarded". Good one!

Uhhmm your name should be Jeremy Trueblood.

[Caseyguyrr]

I'm here because of the banner. To show my support of the fanbase taking some action to voice their displeasure. I'll mostly be a lurker, and eventually disappear from here once the hoopla dies down. AP is generally the board I frequent.

AP can suck on my balls

[Rausch]

Is it too early in the morning to start bitch slapping the nOObs?

Nope...

[Denver Mike]

I'm only here because absolutely nothing is better than seeing an upset chiefs fan LMAO

[mcculver5]

I've lurked here for years. I live in donk land, but grew up in KS and the chiefs will always be my team.

Learned a lot on the board and I also appreciate the "warts and all" commentary on this web zone.

Sad to admit I miss "the good old days" of "Martyball."

[vailpass]

This is the exact type of response I expected from you classless folks. "You're retarded". Good one!

This is what you get for running off Skip.

[Tribal Warfare]

the news said this site was nothin but rednecks and hookers and blow. I'm here for all of that.

It's everyone's one stop Wal-Mart

[OldNewb]

Nothing will ever change until the Hunt family sells this so-called franchise. We need a young, dynamic,midwest resident who is football minded. Thanks to the brilliant, intelligent fans here who changed this mindless homer to a more educated realist...to now...an almost fatalist. I'm finding myself at peace now...knowing this pos is close to getting sold to an outside owner more dedicated to bringing a better product to a more deserving city.

[Woodchuck]

I've lurked for a while. I think this is a pretty good website. I learn alot here.

I think fans are putting too much emphasis on the QB position and the HC. Pioli needs to go but this team has no leadership and very few good players.

I fear it will be a long while before we are any good.

[EdmontonChiefsFan]

Just found Chiefs Planet about a month ago. Love the site so far.

[qabbaan]

I'm here for the weight loss and hair styling tips

[Phobia]

Nothing will ever change until the Hunt family sells this so-called franchise. We need a young, dynamic,midwest resident who is football minded. Thanks to the brilliant, intelligent fans here who changed this mindless homer to a more educated realist...to now...an almost fatalist. I'm finding myself at peace now...knowing this pos is close to getting sold to an outside owner more dedicated to bringing a better product to a more deserving city.

If you guys help make me filthy rich, I promise to buy the Chiefs from Clark and his siblings for $1.5 Billion dollars and clear candy wrappers from stairwells myself.

[Psyko Tek]

Ouch. Not many did that. The ones that did are pieces of shit that have lost their self control and should find something else to invest themselves into so that they can back away from the Chiefs. It is just a game.

FUCK THAT
CAssel has been the biggest part of fail in the chiefs org
don't worry he will be back after the bye
so I one of the pieces of shit,
hope to end up in your personal punch bowl

[Psyko Tek]

I die a little more every time I log on. This place is like getting into the bad crack.

you fucked my ex too?
jebus crispus the bitch got around

[Psyko Tek]

Only Chiefs fans cheered when their player got hurt. This is a Chiefs message board. :rolleyes:


If you don't want to be called retarded, then don't make retarded statements. Pretty simple.

thanks for your judgement, now take this tasty anti-freeze cocktail
and fuck off

[Ultra Peanut]

hey mister

im brand new and here due to the banner/media coverage about it

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

you ****ed my ex too?
jebus crispus the bitch got around

No I fucked mine.

[Psyko Tek]

Yeah, but I'm in the middle of raider country

can you wear colors with out getting stabbed?

[Simply Red]

hey mister

im brand new and here due to the banner/media coverage about it

he hates you.

[Simply Red]

pretty sure he is just jelly tho

[Psyko Tek]

I stumbled accross this site while searching for midget porn.

common story to hide the shame of being a chiefs fan

[Psyko Tek]

No joke. I'm in California right now and drove by some place called "Bikini Bar". It didn't look like a place where you'd want to spend a lot of time other than the bikini part. The marquee on the main sign said this: "More midgets."

That leads to so many questions. How many midgets did they have before? What are the midgets doing? Is it a boast or a request? It makes me curious, and makes me more likely to visit the Bikini Bar as a result.

redskins really?
I am shocked

[Psyko Tek]

I've lurked here for years. I live in donk land, but grew up in KS and the chiefs will always be my team.

Learned a lot on the board and I also appreciate the "warts and all" commentary on this web zone.

Sad to admit I miss "the good old days" of "Martyball."

I loved regular season martyball, not so much on the post season, but as far as I am concerned those where the best years
was 4 when the chiefs won the superbowl

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

pretty sure he is just jelly tho

No I hate you. Or him. or... wait.... what?

[Psyko Tek]

I've lurked for a while. I think this is a pretty good website. I learn alot here.

I think fans are putting too much emphasis on the QB position and the HC. PioLLLLLi needs to go but this team has no leadership and very few good players.

I fear it will be a long while before we are any good.

ther are several fine players on this team
maybe enough to go deep into the play offs
IF(big if)
1) they gave a fuck
2) were coached
3) had a real Qb , Quinn, maybe Orton could have done it
4) the girl rides warpaint topless

then we would see some scoring in arrowwood

[Ultra Peanut]

pretty sure he is just jelly tho

dang tootin'

http://i.imgur.com/hdgkk.gif