My response to Rain Man's thread.

[Gadzooks]

I know he's got his own thread, but I wanted a separate thread for my thoughts. So here goes.


I'm not sure I agree that he was this close () from becoming Pavement Man.
And I'm not sure he knows that Mr. Kcnut has no bounds when it comes to threads.
And why should he? Why should any of us? Who is anyone to say why?

[Dayze]

I agree 100%.

....I think.


check that - make it 99%. one can never be too cautious.

[Sofa King]

Chargers are gay.

[Gadzooks]

Pickin' on kcnut is gay.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Thank you for following the instructions in post 33 of kc nuts thread on said topic. I knew it would work.

[noa]

The word calculate is derived from Latin for pebble. In ancient Rome, people would pay for carriage rides like we do for taxis, and the taxi meter was a container whose lid was connected to the carriage wheel. Every time the wheel turned, a pebble would fall in the container, and at the end of the ride, you would calculate how much you owed by counting how stupid kcnut is.
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[Simply Red]

weird vibe

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

One time I had a bug fly in my ear and neither of us could get it out.

[KcMizzou]

Pickin' on kcnut is gay.He's used to it. CP loves that silly bastard.

It's like picking on your brother. Good for you, but if an outsider does it, the fight's on.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

But then I did get it out.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It was a Junebug however I believe it happened in July. Isn't that weird?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

He's used to it. CP loves that silly bastard.

It's like picking on your brother. Good for you, but if an outsider does it, the fight's on.

I'd love to see a thread dedicated to said topic.

[Simply Red]

I'm totally lost - but Brad isn't sensitive at all.

[Simply Red]

gadzooks, can you elaborate or expand on OP? Ty

[Gadzooks]

I'd love to see a thread dedicated to said topic.

This has the potential to be said thread. You start.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm totally lost - but Brad isn't sensitive at all.

I'd like to see a thread discussing how and why you are totally lost. I would support it with posts.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

This has the potential to be said thread. You start.

I'm not drunk I don't think I can.

[Gadzooks]

gadzooks, can you elaborate or expand on OP? Ty

I figure that most members of this forum are familiar with kcnut and some of his general challenges in life. We all have challenges, but I figured we’d cut him some slack Jack.

[KS Smitty]

I'm totally lost - but Brad isn't sensitive at all.

What isn't Brad sensitive to?

The idiocy? or perhaps the yuk, yuk, you're a dumb fuck?

Or just the sheer hilarity that is Chiefsplanet?

[Dayze]

I'm totally lost - but Brad isn't sensitive at all.

should I be concerned about this considering my name is Brad?


....Please Advise.

[KcMizzou]

should I be concerned about this considering my name is Brad?


....Please Advise.Brad's aren't sensitive. Whatever it is, it's probably no big deal to you.

[Simply Red]

It means he can take a joke, don't go all emo on me luv.

[Simply Red]

should I be concerned about this considering my name is Brad?


....Please Advise.

clear.

[Dayze]

this is refreshing .
a LOT more refreshing than hearing "It happens to every guy. It's not a big deal"

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

should I be concerned about this considering my name is Brad?


....Please Advise.

By being concerned does this mean you are in fact sensitive? Are you sensitive about your name being Brad? It's a solid name. People used to call me Brad by mistake from time to time but I didn't get sensitive about it.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

this is refreshing .
a LOT more refreshing than hearing "It happens to every guy. It's not a big deal"

FTR is actually doesn't happen to every guy.

[Dayze]

By being concerned does this mean you are in fact sensitive? Are you sensitive about your name being Brad? It's a solid name. People used to call me Brad by mistake from time to time but I didn't get sensitive about it.

I'm confident in my Bradness. I am a sucker for the Soldiers Returning Home vidoes though.

[Dayze]

FTR is actually doesn't happen to every guy.

shit.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm confident in my Bradness. I am a sucker for the Soldiers Returning Home vidoes though.

I didn't mind being called Brad by mistake. Like I said it's a solid name. Plus it's fun to correct people with a simple "Brian" and see them fall over themselves apologizing. They also said I look like a Brad. So I'd say "you look like a Les" and they'd have a moment of confusion. That was fun too.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

shit.

But fwiw size doesn't matter. Unless we're talking about penises that is.

[Dayze]

LMAO

"Les"

[ClevelandBronco]

It's criminal that this thread has only nine fewer responses than the original.

Eight. Whatever.

EDIT: Five. You guys want to cut the shit?

[Dayze]

But fwiw size doesn't matter. Unless we're talking about penises that is.

I'm hung like a tuna can. That's right....I said it.

[Simply Red]

this thread is about a half a smed away from making absolutely zilch sense. I can't believe I wasn't the one that created it.

[Gadzooks]

It's criminal that this thread has only nine fewer responses than the original.

Eight. Whatever.

EDIT: Five. You guys want to cut the shit?

That was the idea.

[Dayze]

It's criminal that this thread has only nine fewer responses than the original.

Eight. Whatever.

EDIT: Five. You guys want to cut the shit?

because Seven ate Nine.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

LMAO

"Les"

It's short for Lester

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It's criminal that this thread has only nine fewer responses than the original.

Eight. Whatever.

EDIT: Five. You guys want to cut the shit?

No? Thanks for the chance though.

[Dayze]

It's short for Lester

oh, I was laughing at the fact that I thought you possibly randomly selected Les out of the blue, not that Les is a bad name.
Just the randomness etc.

no offense though, for realz playa.

[Gadzooks]

It's short for Lester

Or Leslie.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm hung like a tuna can. That's right....I said it.

Have you seen the cans they put bulk tuna in? Fuck dude.... I'm sorry for your significant other.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Or Leslie.

Excellent point... so it could work for women too. Bonus.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

oh, I was laughing at the fact that I thought you possibly randomly selected Les out of the blue, not that Les is a bad name.
Just the randomness etc.

no offense though, for realz playa.

I selected it because it "less" has a negative conotation.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I was hoping for a place to just have some irreverent fun tonight but didn't want to start a useless thread for it and since Bug apparently went to bed rather than keeping my vacation thread alive, this has become THE place. Awesome.

[Gadzooks]

Excellent point... so it could work for women too. Bonus.

Men named Leslie:
Leslie Edward "Les" Claypool, lead vocalist and bassist in the band Primus
Leslie Groves, American general in command of the Manhattan Project
Bob Hope (1903–2003), born Leslie Townes Hope, American actor-comedian
Leslie Lynch King, Jr., birth name of 38th U.S. President Gerald Ford
Leslie Manigat, President of Haiti
Leslie Moonves, President and CEO of CBS
Leslie Nielsen (1926-2010), Canadian-American actor and comedian
Leslie O'Neal (born 1964), American football player
Leslie Pridgen, American rapper who goes by the name of Freeway

[Dayze]

Leslie Nielson ............winning.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Leslie Nielson ............winning.

I like to call him Brad.

[Dayze]

lol

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Men named Leslie:
Leslie Edward "Les" Claypool, lead vocalist and bassist in the band Primus
Leslie Groves, American general in command of the Manhattan Project
Bob Hope (1903–2003), born Leslie Townes Hope, American actor-comedian
Leslie Lynch King, Jr., birth name of 38th U.S. President Gerald Ford
Leslie Manigat, President of Haiti
Leslie Moonves, President and CEO of CBS
Leslie Nielsen (1926-2010), Canadian-American actor and comedian
Leslie O'Neal (born 1964), American football player
Leslie Pridgen, American rapper who goes by the name of Freeway

Yes... but it could still be used for a woman. I mean really... when you hear "Leslie" what sex do you think of first?

[Gadzooks]

I like to call him Brad.

He probably would have preferred to be a Brad

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

lol

You never did look up Monica Sweetheart did you....

[Gadzooks]

Yes... but it could still be used for a woman. I mean really... when you hear "Leslie" what sex do you think of first?

A broad.

[Dayze]

This thread has been hijacked.

back on topic. "Pie"

discuss

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

He probably would have preferred to be a Brad

I went to high school with a guy named Carrol. Ain't even shittin.

[tk13]

As a side note, Philip Rivers just threw another interception.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

This thread has been hijacked.

back on topic. "Pie"

discuss

I had a slice of cherry tonight. It's my favorite.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

As a side note, Philip Rivers just threw another interception.

I like to call him Les.

[Dayze]

You never did look up Monica Sweetheart did you....

BRB

if this is a GOATSE or a Horse Pimple hoax/ruse, I'm going to be disappointent with you.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

BRB

if this is a GOATSE or a Horse Pimple hoax/ruse, I'm going to be disappointent with you.

omfg

[Gadzooks]

I went to high school with a guy named Carrol. Ain't even shittin.

My Best Friend's middle name is Carol. It's been a source of amusement for many years.

[Dayze]

omfg

you did the horse pimple search......didn't you.

[Gadzooks]

Wait a minute... You guys have derailed my thread...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

My Best Friend's middle name is Carol. It's been a source of amusement for many years.

The Carrol/Carol I knew may well have spelled it with one r too. We weren't really friends. I had some pride even back then.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

you did the horse pimple search......didn't you.

fucking christ on a pancake man... Monica Sweetheart... pronstar extrordinare... GAH!

[Dayze]

if Matt Cassel were a pimple......he'd be a horse pimple.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Wait a minute... You guys have derailed my thread...

I'd like to call this "hang out with new friends" night. Gadzooks and Dayze... a couple fellers I don't regulary have much conversation with. It's a good thing.

[Dayze]

:clap::thumb:

fo' shizzle.


I gotta go to bed. .....chances are I'll be dreaming of some fucked up shit.



thanks alot.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

:clap::thumb:

fo' shizzle.


I gotta go to bed. .....chances are I'll be dreaming of some ****ed up shit.



thanks alot.

Fine puss out like everyone else. I don't have work tomorrow so no one should.

[Gadzooks]

I've been watching the WKRP episode with Sparky Anderson on youtube. I remember it like it was yesterday.
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[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I've been watching the WKRP episode with Sparky Anderson on youtube. I remember it like it was yesterday.
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Ah hell that was a great one. My favorite is either the Thanksgiving episode "pinedale mall has just been bombed with live turkeys... film at 11." or the drunk driving episode when Johnny and Venus had a cop on the show feeding them alcohol and ringing a buzzer on cue to show how your reaction time slows under the influence... and Johnny kept getting faster. Good stuff.

[Gadzooks]

Ah hell that was a great one. My favorite is either the Thanksgiving episode "pinedale mall has just been bombed with live turkeys... film at 11." or the drunk driving episode when Johnny and Venus had a cop on the show feeding them alcohol and ringing a buzzer on cue to show how your reaction time slows under the influence... and Johnny kept getting faster. Good stuff.

Agreed, those are 2 of the best. The thanksgiving one comes up every year but I haven't seen the drunk driving episode in ages.

[Bugeater]

I was hoping for a place to just have some irreverent fun tonight but didn't want to start a useless thread for it and since Bug apparently went to bed rather than keeping my vacation thread alive, this has become THE place. Awesome.
Sorry, I was working on something and arguing with the idiots who love criminals. I thought we were caught up on the vacation for the night.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Sorry, I was working on something and arguing with the idiots who love criminals. I thought we were caught up on the vacation for the night.

We were but redonkulousness is always welcome. Don't worry... I found a way to move on without you.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Agreed, those are 2 of the best. The thanksgiving one comes up every year but I haven't seen the drunk driving episode in ages.

For the love of everything good and holy I swear I thought turkeys could fly...
the turkeys are hitting the pavement like bags of wet cement!

[Bugeater]

We were but redonkulousness is always welcome. Don't worry... I found a way to move on without you.
I see...that's fine...go ahead and see other posters. I'm not jealous or anything.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I see...that's fine...go ahead and see other posters. I'm not jealous or anything.

Now I feel bad. Great. My ex wife didn't make me feel shitty enough.

[Bugeater]

OH MY GOD THEY'RE TURKEYS!!!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

OH MY GOD THEY'RE TURKEYS!!!

Too little too late.

[Bugeater]

Too little too late.
OH MY GOD IT'S MY EX WIFE HITTING THE GROUND LIKE A BAG OF WET CEMENT!

Fuck it, I'm going to bed.

[Gadzooks]

I'm in bed.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

You guys suck. I'll probably have to bump either country music repository or random music video thread just to keep myself entertained the rest of the night... and like either of those are going to get any love.