Chiefs to get new uniforms in 2013

[mikeyis4dcats.]

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;)

Be gentle, I'm home with the stomach flu...

[J Diddy]

Yuck

[Halfcan]

lol Native Americans would just love having their depiction on the crotch of players-lol

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

GAH!

[Chiefs=Champions]

:Lin:

[ModSocks]

Misleading thread title?

[L.A. Chieffan]

Helmet design isnt that bad.... eveything else puke.

[Frazod]

Nuthooks...... :mad:

[Hammock Parties]

Color corrected, look at the awesome!

http://i.imgur.com/GlTUZ.jpg

[L.A. Chieffan]

Like I said the helmets are actually pretty sweet

[RippedmyFlesh]

With a little tweaking I think the helmets could be cool.

[BoneKrusher]

that would gag a maggot.

[RippedmyFlesh]

The helmets are bad ass Clay nice job. As ugly as the pants are I can't get past the block numbers.

[mikey23545]

I bet you, I BET you, there will be some brain-damaged ****s posting about how cool those unis are.

Just wait.

We already have some tards raving about the helmets.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

This thread is fail. Ugly as shit unis.

[DaKCMan AP]

http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/attachments/big-xii-conference/14423d1346873347-k-state-mask-turrible.jpg

[The Franchise]

Everything about those uniforms is fucking stupid. EVERYTHING.

[J Diddy]

Like I said the helmets are actually pretty sweet

It's like wearing a turkey on your head.

[L.A. Chieffan]

It's like wearing a turkey on your head.

Racist.

[Joe Seahawk]

Those are almost as bad as the Seahawks current uni's.

[okoye35chiefs]

these are high school uniforms donated by flow rida...

As first noted by the Palm Beach Post, Flo Rida contacted the design firm Futuristic Woo, the same firm that designed the abomination sported by Atlantic teens this fall, in honor of Miami (Fla.) Carol City High's 50th anniversary, which will coincide with the 2013 football season. To honor the school's milestone, Flo Rida commissioned Futuristic Woo to create unique uniforms for the Chiefs.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Those are almost as bad as the Seahawks current uni's.

I like those too

[fan4ever]

Oh Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd! That would be one more reason to dump the Chiefs after a lifetime of disappointment.

[okoye35chiefs]

once again. These are Carol City Chiefs High School uniforms...NOT OURS!

[J Diddy]

http://i1324.photobucket.com/albums/u611/dajeff74/jamaalturkey.jpg

Here's the alternate helmet design being showcased by JC.

[BoneKrusher]

http://i1324.photobucket.com/albums/u611/dajeff74/jamaalturkey.jpg

Here's the alternate helmet design being showcased by JC.

ROFLROFL

[beach tribe]

I've always wanted us to have an alternate uni. with a head-dress helmet. Maybe wear it once or twice a season. I LOVE our current uniforms, but don't think it would hurt anything to have a fun alternate. You know the players would love it.

[beach tribe]

I bet you, I BET you, there will be some brain-damaged ****s posting about how cool those unis are.

Just wait.

We already have some tards raving about the helmets.

FTR. I don't like anything about these unis. My last post did not have these in mind when I made it.

[Rain Man]

Like I said the helmets are actually pretty sweet

I was about to say the same thing. I'd go for the helmets as an occasional alternate. The uniforms, not so much.

[Strongside]

Well, I just vomited.

[Fish]

Indian crotch.....

[seclark]

Indian crotch.....

shoulda powdered them up.
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[Valiant]

I like the helmets and jersey design sans the lettering. Pants are garbage.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

That is horrible.

[Al Bundy]

The helmets aren't bad. The pants aren't "horrible", however the jersey's are awful.

[TEX]

I'd quit the team and go to another school and play for that team.

[headsnap]

it would look cool...




















if they were racing motocross!

[Crush]

Absolutely hideous. The designer needs to die of AIDS.

[KCUnited]

Absolutely hideous. The designer needs to die of AIDS.

He needs to cuddle inside a smallpox blanket.

[BigChiefFan]

This team can't do anything right.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Much better:

http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv252/raisedonriots/ALLSIXCOLLAGE.jpg

[BossChief]

Insert gif of Indian with a tear as my response.

[Rain Man]

They should make the pants so that it looks like the player is riding a horse.

[morphius]

Fix the lettering and dump the native off the pants and I could live with them as an alternate uni, it is a lot easier to look at that then a big picture of Texas on the helmet...

[Chief_For_Life58]

Color corrected, look at the awesome!

http://i.imgur.com/GlTUZ.jpg

is this a joke? whats wrong with the traditional all reds

[Ace Gunner]

fugly

[Hoover]

Are we merging with the Redskins?!?

[okoye35chiefs]

THESE ARE HIGH SCHOOL UNIFORMS

Still, considering the fact that the Chiefs (Carol City High School) currently play in rather subdued and classic uniforms, the move to the Youso Apparel-manufactured garments will be a shock to the system for players, fans and anyone in attendance at Carol City in 2013.

WTF?

[KCUnited]

This will definitely get me to quit watching.

[ForeverChiefs58]

This reminds me that Matt cassholllllle should go to the arena league.

[The Poz]

Not as bad as where the Toronto Maple Leafs are headed...

http://thumpandwhip.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/LeafBlower.jpg

[ForeverChiefs58]

Flo Rida donates a contender for worst football uniform of all time to his high school alma mater

Earlier in the 2012 season, Atlantic (Fla.) High unveilved a "unique" neon uniform which quickly drew fanfare and claims that it was the worst football uniform of all time.

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/L2yUl3CIjTAYnOje8z5szA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptuspreprally/The-Atlantic-High-uniforms-which-were-previously-described-as-worst-of-all-time-Twitter.jpg

Well, now Atlantic has company, thanks in large part to rapper Flo Rida.

As first noted by the Palm Beach Post, Flo Rida contacted the design firm Futuristic Woo, the same firm that designed the abomination sported by Atlantic teens this fall, in honor of Miami (Fla.) Carol City High's 50th anniversary, which will coincide with the 2013 football season. To honor the school's milestone, Flo Rida commissioned Futuristic Woo to create unique uniforms for the Chiefs.

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/utPi8uEb8CaChmM8Hs6uoA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptuspreprally/Carol-Citys-new-uniforms-for-the-2013-season-at-the-behest-of-Flo-Rida-Futuristic-Woo.jpg

What the firm came up with was the stunning garments and helmet above, which have far more wrong with them than they have right.

Let's see if we can document all the bizarre and garish aspects of the new Carol City duds:
•A Native American chieftains head that splits awkwardly directly over the player's crotch. This is going to look great on the linemen, don't you think?
•Letters and numbers that look like they're made of thick strips of masking tape … or Chiclets … or maybe Tetris blocks?
•Sublimated arrowheads that look more like upside-down spades (as in the deck of cards, not the gardening utensil) than ancient weaponry on the sleeves.
•Bright orange helmets with feathers overcrowded into a Michigan Wolverines-style pattern.

There are probably plenty more to dissect here, but it's hard to look at those unis too long without fear of losing one's eyesight. In fact, Prep Rally is pretty sure there's something odd going on with the gloves, too, but the images currently provided aren't quite large enough to determine precisely what that odd thing is.

To be fair, the helmets on their own might make a neat addition to existing uniforms, but as part of the entire Carol City uniform they make up just another over-elaborate flourish.



Luckily for all the Carol City supporters out there, the school won't have to pay a penny for these crimes to fashion, thanks to Flo Rida's record label IMG Strong Arm. Still, considering the fact that the Chiefs currently play in rather subdued and classic uniforms, the move to the Youso Apparel-manufactured garments will be a shock to the system for players, fans and anyone in attendance at Carol City in 2013.

[ForeverChiefs58]

I am just wondering where this guy is hiding his other head? Why else would he need so many helmets?

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/L2yUl3CIjTAYnOje8z5szA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptuspreprally/The-Atlantic-High-uniforms-which-were-previously-described-as-worst-of-all-time-Twitter.jpg

[whoman69]

This is an entire takeoff on the conjectured changes to all uniforms once Nike took over. Not even sure where they got this Chiefs uniform from.

[CLX]

With a little tweaking I think the helmets could be cool.

Maybe a total redesign they would be cool.

[CLX]

I've always wanted us to have an alternate uni. with a head-dress helmet. Maybe wear it once or twice a season. I LOVE our current uniforms, but don't think it would hurt anything to have a fun alternate. You know the players would love it.

A fun alternate? Can they include the stench for the shit they are?

I've never been so embarrassed to be a Chiefs fan in my life!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

A fun alternate? Can they include the stench for the shit they are?

I've never been so embarrassed to be a Chiefs fan in my life!

Scratch & Sniff Uni?....

Mmm...:hmmm:

[oldman]

You have to be kidding. Red, white, with a little gold trim. Red helments with the simple arrowhead. How hard is that?

[RunKC]

The feathers on shoulder pad area would be sweet.

I like the all red sequence we did last year by some guys, even though they got fined. It looked so bad ass.

[Rasputin]

I'd just like to see what Barkley or Smith would look like in them as a Chief.


I'd keep the helmets but instead of the chief headress like that on the pants. Put the :arrow: logo on the side of the pants. That might be pretty cool and I wouldn't have to change or get another tattoo. I don't like the pants. Also we would look too much like Florida Siminals with the helmets so I'd rather just keep it what we got and be ourselves.

[Valiant]

Color corrected, look at the awesome!

http://i.imgur.com/GlTUZ.jpg

If you can

Make the middle one all white pants, no logo, thin red stripe tops on the pants of color.. Jersey, no chiefs name, bigger numbers, red bottom under the design and white shoulders.

[whoman69]

Nuthooks ban for the OP

[Nickel D]

Flo Rida gonna get punched by Miss Ouri!!

[CLX]

Scratch & Sniff Uni?....

Mmm...:hmmm:

I guess that everyone doesn't have the same opinion I do, Gabe Kaplan sent me a nasty remark. He wants me to leave. I guess I'm out of here.

[CLX]

Flo Rida gonna get punched by Miss Ouri!!

Is Miss Ouri Korean? I had some meetings this week with some engineers from there and one of them was named Ouri! What a small world.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Those look horrilble. But with some colour changes and taking some things out theyd look ok.

[KcMizzou]

Those look horrilble. But with some colour changes and taking some things out theyd look ok.You spell color weird.

[AussieChiefsFan]

You spell color weird.

I do, don't I.

[Psyko Tek]

fuck that
fuck that in the ass hard
jebus new uniforms are only to sell shit

and that is hideous


keep the tradition
clark wants to do that shit move to LA
where nobody will even give a fuck about your losing asses

[Psyko Tek]

Those are almost as bad as the Seahawks current uni's.

oooooh fuck no
your uniforms are bad but not that level
this is putting the dallas cowboy cheerleaders in trenchcoats passing out pictures of roadkill bad
and trying to sell the calender
here is Brandi,
with an Armadillo found near Lubbock, with a full burka on

[ThaVirus]

Those helmets go hard as hell.

[ThaVirus]

I'd love to see the KC Chiefs do something like that headdress on our helmets to spice things up a bit.

Would probably look better with the Redskins color scheme though.

[Psyko Tek]

You spell color weird.

he's British or something, thinks football is soccer ignore him

[Psyko Tek]

I'd love to see the KC Chiefs do something like that headdress on our helmets to spice things up a bit.

Would probably look better with the Redskins color scheme though.
Our?
you have a falcons logo as you avatar

I respectfully suggest you go pleasure your self

[AussieChiefsFan]

he's British or something, thinks football is soccer ignore him

Australian. Hence my username.

[Pepe Silvia]

The helmets look tight but the uni's need some work.

[NJChiefsFan]

Are people out of their minds? Nothing about this looks good. Lets save this for the year 2387. If anything, KC should use the AFL throwback more. I guess they won't with the Texans around but I thought they looked awesome. Especially with Flowers and Bowe rocking the high red socks.

I am just waiting for the horrible day when KC wears all red. I am going to puke. All white on the road is great, all red is a joke. The only all-one color that looks even semi-good is Baltimore. Atlanta tried pretty hard but I don't like most, if any of them. Houston looks horrible with the all-reds.

[LiveSteam]

I love Native American war bonnets. That being said NO!

[Chiefspants]

I love Native American war bonnets. That being said NO!

The Redskins had a fairly similar helmet design a few years ago.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Whoever made that has pathetic taste.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

I think it's hilarious how people are incapable of reading.

[TEX]

Are people out of their minds? Nothing about this looks good. Lets save this for the year 2387. If anything, KC should use the AFL throwback more. I guess they won't with the Texans around but I thought they looked awesome. Especially with Flowers and Bowe rocking the high red socks.

I am just waiting for the horrible day when KC wears all red. I am going to puke. All white on the road is great, all red is a joke. The only all-one color that looks even semi-good is Baltimore. Atlanta tried pretty hard but I don't like most, if any of them. Houston looks horrible with the all-reds.

True, but Houston looks awesome in their all blue uniforms!

[Dayze]

Are people out of their minds? Nothing about this looks good. Lets save this for the year 2387. If anything, KC should use the AFL throwback more. I guess they won't with the Texans around but I thought they looked awesome. Especially with Flowers and Bowe rocking the high red socks.

I am just waiting for the horrible day when KC wears all red. I am going to puke. All white on the road is great, all red is a joke. The only all-one color that looks even semi-good is Baltimore. Atlanta tried pretty hard but I don't like most, if any of them. Houston looks horrible with the all-reds.

So what your saying is save them for our super bowl year

[Canofbier]

Nuthooks...... :mad:

I decided to look up nuthooks on Urban Dictionary, and I was not disappointed.

1. nuthooks 14 up, 4 down

hange 'em by their nuts when a thread is misleading
Thread title says: "The Chiefs are going to trade for Darrell Jackson!" But in reality, it was just a made up scenario by an nfl analyst. Other posters say "nuthooks" perhaps with pics.

[Coach]

Pass. There's nothing wrong with our current jerseys.

[Pneuma]

I really dig the helmets. I also wouldn't mind having some black in our colors.

[L.A. Chieffan]

I really wouldn't mind a uniform change that goes along with a culture change.

[KCUnited]

Clark can get fucked if he thinks this is a good idea.

[Ultra Peanut]

Much better:

http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv252/raisedonriots/ALLSIXCOLLAGE.jpg
ew

[Brock]

The Redskins had a fairly similar helmet design a few years ago.

I recall seeing the design, but I don't remember them ever actually being used.

[whoman69]

I think it's hilarious how people are incapable of reading.

You are truly a fugtard troll. You have a misleading title that gets everyone in here. Until they find out its about some stupid hs team they are interested. After that they just want to shoot you. Then you have the gall to call people out that haven't read your stupid article. This is a bannable offense and you truly deserve nuthooks.

[crazycoffey]

Racist.

Jive turkey?

[mikeyis4dcats.]

You are truly a fugtard troll. You have a misleading title that gets everyone in here. Until they find out its about some stupid hs team they are interested. After that they just want to shoot you. Then you have the gall to call people out that haven't read your stupid article. This is a bannable offense and you truly deserve nuthooks.

eat me little boy

[NJChiefsFan]

I think it's hilarious how people are incapable of reading.

How many people opened your link? I didn't once I saw what this thread really was.

[stevenidol]

I think it's hilarious how people are incapable of reading.

This thread is proof that this board is full of retards.

[NJChiefsFan]

This thread is proof that this board is full of retards.

Or people never gave shit about his original thread and were just talking to each other about the unis, not the thread or article or whatever the hell is in that link.

[stevenidol]

Or people never gave shit about his original thread and were just talking to each other about the unis, not the thread or article or whatever the hell is in that link.

They needed to click a link and read 4 sentences. The people that failed this challenge are retards.

[NJChiefsFan]

They needed to click a link and read 4 sentences. The people that failed this challenge are retards.

But that's the point. Nobody wanted to accept the challenge. There was no fail for not completing a task because most refused to attempt the task when the realized the thread title was bullshit.

[ThaVirus]

Our?
you have a falcons logo as you avatar

I respectfully suggest you go pleasure your self

Don't worry, I'm just a bandwagon, die hard Falcons fan.

[Simply Red]

ew

ROFL

[michaelj_58]

I would like a change,but not this!!!!!!!!!!

[AussieChiefsFan]

I would like a change,but not this!!!!!!!!!!

You don't think the chiefs jerseys are good how they already are now?

[007]

I think it's hilarious how people are incapable of reading.

no kidding

[R8RFAN]

http://www.bioethics.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ronald_mcdonald_jumping1.jpg

[AussieChiefsFan]

No

[R8RFAN]

No

You live in Australia now?