Trick or Treat: Chiefs Edition (NOT THE GODDAMN CARTOON)

[OnTheWarpath15]

First off, Happy Halloween to y'all. Our neighborhood is kinda secluded and doesn't have any young kids, so tonight will be quiet for Mrs. OTW58 and I.

Saturday night, however, was a blast. Annual adult costume party. I went as Walter White from Breaking Bad. Shaved head, goatee, glasses, Member's Only-style jacket with a black pork-pie hat. Bought some blueberry rock candy and put it in 2x2 inch baggies and "peddled meth" all night, taking every possible opportunity to say, "I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS" and "I AM THE DANGER".

Anywho...

It's Halloween and our Chiefs have been much more trick than treat. Show that CP creativity and post a Chiefs related "trick or treat".

I'll start, but backwards:

Treat: Charles, Albert, Bowe, Hali, DJ, Flowers.

Trick: We're 4 years into the Pioli era, and the guys I listed above are STILL the best players on the roster.


Go.

(and be safe out there)

[Rasputin]

Don't worry your not the first Q of the day.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Don't worry your not the first Q of the day.

Image was on purpose since people were whining. Not sure how that affects the thread itself, though. I'll delete the pic so folks don't get their panties in a bunch.

[Hammock Parties]

Treat: Oh, we got a big strong quarterback who says all the right things and is handsome and led the Patriots to a winning season and had back to back 400-yard games!

Trick: HE FUCKING SUCKS.

[Jenson71]

What did your wife go as?

[OnTheWarpath15]

Treat: Oh, we got a big strong quarterback who says all the right things and is handsome and led the Patriots to a winning season and had back to back 400-yard games!

Trick: HE FUCKING SUCKS.

LMAO

That's the spirit.

[RealSNR]

Treat: Snickers

Trick: Wrapper on the floor makes our GM have his period

[OnTheWarpath15]

Treat: Snickers

Trick: Wrapper on the floor makes our GM have his period

ROFL

[DeezNutz]

Treat: Birds over arrowhead.

Trick: They execute better patterns than our WRs.

[BigMeatballDave]

Matt Cassel plays at a high level.

[Hammock Parties]

Treat: We drafted Jon Baldwin!

Trick: We drafted Jon Baldwin.

[chiefzilla1501]

Treat: Snickers

Trick: Wrapper on the floor makes our GM have his period

Treat: Snickers

Trick: Snickers falling on the floor makes our Head Coach have his period

[Sfeihc]

Treat:Best tailgate in the land

Trick:Going into the stadium for the game

[OnTheWarpath15]

Treat: We drafted Jon Baldwin!

Trick: We drafted Jon Baldwin.

:clap:

[DeezNutz]

Treat: Looking like we'll finally draft a QB early.

Trick: Pioli will make the selection.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Trick... what the team lacks in ability they more than make up for with their complete lack of heart, drive, aggressiveness, pride, leadership, scheming, desicion making, game planning, coaching and public relations knowledge.

Treat... I won't have a single trick or treater bother me for the 8th year in a row.

[chiefs1111]

Treat:Charles, Albert, Bowe, Hali, DJ, Flowers and Houston
Trick: Poe. I know he is just a rookie but once again a Pioli first round pick isn't doing much to impress thus far.

[chiefzilla1501]

Treat: Blacking out Arrowhead

Trick: Blacking out to forget being in Arrowhead

[OnTheWarpath15]

Treat: Looking like we'll finally draft a QB early.

Trick: Pioli will make the selection.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

[chiefs1111]

Treat: Looking like we'll finally draft a QB early.

Trick: Pioli will make the selection.

:mad:

[Bowser]

Treat: We drafted Donald Stephenson so Pioli won't have to get mired in contract talks with Branden Albert!

Trick: Russell Wilson, taken ONE PICK after Stephenson, has beaten both the Patriots and Packers as a starting QB this season.


(And yes, I'm going to beat this drum like a rented mule for as long as it takes)

[Chief Roundup]

Treat: "We are going to bring in QB competition" Pioli

Trick: Brady Quinn

[FlaChief58]

Treat: The Faiders suck

Trick: They have more wins at Arrowhead in the past 10 months than the Chiefs do

[OnTheWarpath15]

Treat: Tony Moeaki, AKA "The greatest TE ever to miss 50% of his games due to injury in both college and the pros" hasn't missed a game this year due to injury.

Trick: The cocksucker - who we traded up for and took ahead of guys like Jimmy Graham and Aaron Hernandez - has a whopping 14 catches for 151 yards in SEVEN GAMES.

[Sfeihc]

Treat: We drafted Donald Stephenson so Pioli won't have to get mired in contract talks with Branden Albert!

Trick: Russell Wilson, taken ONE PICK after Stephenson, has beaten both the Patriots and Packers as a starting QB this season.


(And yes, I'm going to beat this drum like a rented mule for as long as it takes)


I don't hear anyone giving Carroll and crew crap anymore for drafting Wilson in the third.

Pioli has caught and surpassed Greg Robinson, King Carl, the kicker that shall go unnamed and Elvis Grbac in garnering hatred among Chiefs fans, so at least in that respect he's been quite successful.

Treat: King Carl gone, Clark hires Pioli

Trick: King Carl gone, Clark hires Pioli

[Bowser]

Treat: We are witnessing perhaps the single worst season ever played by a Chiefs team.

Trick: I'm actually looking forward to watching the Royals instead of these mouth breathers.

[FlaChief58]

Treat: The Chiefs won't go 0-16

Trick: They are breaking 70 year old records for suck

[loochy]

http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/398_10151265920605901_1455418199_n.jpg

[OnTheWarpath15]

Treat: We are witnessing perhaps the single worst season ever played by a Chiefs team.

Trick: I'm actually looking forward to watching the Royals instead of these mouth breathers.

LMAO

[Bewbies]

Treat: Matt Cassel's
Trick: dick tastes like banana bread

[BigMeatballDave]

Treat: "We are going to bring in QB competition" Pioli

Trick: Brady Quinn

LMAO

Winner!

[bevischief]

Pioli treat 4 years ago. 4 years later trick he sucks.

[Nightfyre]

Treat: There is no doubt in anyone's mind that we are going to draft a legitimate QB in the offseason.
Trick: The Suck4Luck movement got started one year too late.

[petegz28]

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/14414_4836843608656_1803670550_n.jpg

:Poke:

[KCFalcon59]

Treat: We have all 1st round picks on the D-Line
Trick: They play like 7th rounders

:(

[Easy 6]

Have the day off tomorrow, so i plan to partake of some festivity at the local watering hole.

But i envy you folks with kids still doing the halloween thing, those are some of my fondest memories, it kinda made me feel like a kid myself.

Well wishes to all.

[RealSNR]

I don't hear anyone giving Carroll and crew crap anymore for drafting Wilson in the third.
They never did. They were too busy howling at the Bruce Irvin reach in the first round

[Rasputin]

Pioli treat 4 years ago. 4 years later trick he sucks.

Yep.

Treat Carl Peterson getting fired

Trick Snott Pioli becomes GM

[scho63]

Treat: We have all 1st round picks on the D-Line
Trick: They play like 7th rounders

:(

ROFL

[milkman]

Treat:Stole a pass rushing beast in the third round to play opposite of Hali.

Trick:The dumbass calling the defense sending that pass rushing beast in pass coverage about 60% of snaps.

[milkman]

Treat (to most fans):Fired Haley

Trick:Hired Romeo Crennel to replace him.

[milkman]

Treat:Clark announces to the world that the Chiefs are definitely interested in Peyton Manning.

Trick:Clark leaves the responsibility of luring Manning to KC in Scott Pioli's hands.

[milkman]

Treat:Ricky Stanzi

Trick:Ricky Stanzi

[bevischief]

Treat:Clark announces to the world that the Chiefs are definitely interested in Peyton Manning.

Trick:Clark leaves the responsibility of luring Manning to KC in Scott Pioli's hands.

:clap:

[Rasputin]

Treat: an uprgrade @ RT over Barry Richardson

Trick: Eric Winston whiffs on blocking gets his qb killed then lavishes(thickening) out at the fans giving him the douchbag award of the year.

[Hammock Parties]

Treat: an uprgrade @ RT over Fece Richardson

Trick: Eric Winston whiffs on blocking gets his qb killed then lavishes(thickening) out at the fans giving him the douchbag award of the year.

thread. over.

[Dartgod]

Trick: Giving up season tickets three years ago after 20 years :(

Treat: Not paying $2,000 a year to watch this crap fest. :)

[Woodchuck]

Treat: Bowe finally signed his tag.

Trick: He doesn't do jack shit and makes $600,000 a game.

[jspchief]

Treat: The Faiders suck

Trick: They have more wins at Arrowhead in the past 10 months than the Chiefs dothat one hurts

[Easy 6]

that one hurts

Yeah, that really does, unbelievable.