Does being a Chiefs fan hurt as bad as they say?

[Sofa King]

I'm serious.

[KC_Lee]

Yes, yes it does, more so than you can imagine.

[DeezNutz]

It hurts at first and feels a little awkward. Once you get past that, you'll be good to go. Take it like a man!

[Bowser]

This is a question?

[Imon Yourside]

You wake up with a sore butt and see Clark on TV with a can of Ether, but i'm not sure the two correlate at all.

[Rain Man]

The 1929 Buffalo Bisons fan club has never lost hope, and neither should you.

[pr_capone]

Being a Chiefs fan is like being a prisoner who is physically weak and "pretty".

[Scorp]

Once you get past the head getting in, it's all down hill from there.

[Phobia]

This season has been more painful than 13-3 and a heartbreaking playoff loss.

[Rasputin]

I just relish in the time that we do win a Super Bowl, scratch that do win a playoff game, scratch that do get the lead in a game.

[Fritz88]

This season has been more painful than 13-3 and a heartbreaking playoff loss.

What's painful is really losing an entire the thought of really not enjoying a minute of an entire season of football.

[Phobia]

What's painful is really losing an entire the thought of really not enjoying a minute of an entire season of football.

So quickly you forget about those 30 seconds when we all thought Cassel was dead on the field.

[RunKC]

Not if you take it in stride.

[frankotank]

yes. it's like getting a syringe full of fail injected into your ballsack.

[teedubya]

The feeling of being a Chiefs fan is sickening, classless and deranged.

[-King-]

Used to hurt. Now I just close my eyes and think of England while the Chiefs fuck me over.

[BlackHelicopters]

The loss of HOPE is what really hurts. I HOPE we can all move FORWARD.

[BlackHelicopters]

It's the snickers from other people that really hurt.

[Chief_For_Life58]

I just relish in the time that we do win a Super Bowl, scratch that do win a playoff game, scratch that do get the lead in a game.

lololol

[Chief_For_Life58]

this pain is the worst of the worst

[TEX]

this pain is the worst of the worst

THIS X 10!

[Crush]

So quickly you forget about those 30 seconds when we all thought Cassel was dead on the field.

Those were the best 30 seconds of my life.

[Direckshun]

This is a question?

So was this one?

[Chief Roundup]

Not painful at all. Embarrassing and frustrating yes at least for the last few years.

[scho63]

It hurts just like a vasectomy with a butter knife to cut open your scrotum, ice cubes to numb the pain, and a shoelace to tie your sack back together

[tooge]

sadly, not really. I'm past pain at this point. I've moved on.

[Hammock Parties]

I haven't hurt since 2010.

The last two years have been great. There's nothing like fighting NFL evil. It gets inside you. It lights you up.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

They end up with a longterm solution at QB, clean house, and I'm good. Doesn't take long at all to turn around an NFL team.

[sd4chiefs]

It's the snickers from other people that really hurt.

The worst part is driving around town with my '4CHIEFS' license plate on my car and when I am at a stop light and look into the review mirror I can see people in thier car laughing their asses off at me.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I haven't hurt since 2010.

The last two years have been great. There's nothing like fighting NFL evil. It gets inside you. It lights you up.

2009 here. I felt the tremor in the force when Shat Crapple came riding in to town on his tree monkey, and have been fighting evil with hate ever since!

[bevischief]

Like a hammer to the nutts and meeting the 400 pound man... You start to like after a while...

[007]

worse. excruciatingly worse.

[BlackHelicopters]

The pain can be soothed by the tears of all the employees Pioli has fired.

[Simply Red]

So was this one?

oh BOOM!!!!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Imagine a thin metal rod being inserted up your urethra then slowly heated up by a constant flame on the end. While it's heating, 2 inch long thorns are pushed under your toenails, one at a time. Then under your fingernails, one at a time until all 10 toes and fingers are bleeding furiously. Then you have your eyelids slowly trimmed off with razor blades. By now the rod in your dick is burning through the soft tissue inside and the smoke from burning flesh chokes your breathing. The skin around the opening is bubbling like an egg frying. Your teeth are then removed one at a time with pliers and nails are pounded into the empty sockets and into the bone.

Just before you pass out from agony and blood loss you think to yourself.... at least once I die I don't have to be a Chiefs fan any longer.

[kcfanXIII]

I feel bad for my dog, who's name is chief. that poor son of a bitch can't get away from it.

[Rausch]

worse. excruciatingly worse.

This...

[Dayze]

It makes my butthole itch. Which contrary to what Kurt would say, .....it sucks.

[KCinNY]

Essentially I'm numb after being screwed by the Hunt family for decades with their cynical attitude of profits over winning.

Now, when Pioli wears his barbed-wire strap on and pushes our shit in with it, I barely feel it.

After all...it's a process and the fanbase's expectation level is way too high.

[Chief_For_Life58]

Imagine a thin metal rod being inserted up your urethra then slowly heated up by a constant flame on the end. While it's heating, 2 inch long thorns are pushed under your toenails, one at a time. Then under your fingernails, one at a time until all 10 toes and fingers are bleeding furiously. Then you have your eyelids slowly trimmed off with razor blades. By now the rod in your dick is burning through the soft tissue inside and the smoke from burning flesh chokes your breathing. The skin around the opening is bubbling like an egg frying. Your teeth are then removed one at a time with pliers and nails are pounded into the empty sockets and into the bone.

Just before you pass out from agony and blood loss you think to yourself.... at least once I die I don't have to be a Chiefs fan any longer.

hahahaha dude u need help lololol

[Chief_For_Life58]

the biggest hurt is the face people ask you if youre a nfl fan and you say yes and they say whata your favorite team? my butthole tightens and my heart drops and I take a big gulp and im like well I grew up in kc and always been a chiefs fan...and the face they give and the smirk like omg they are a fucking joke. now I dont defend them anymore I just say yea the franchise IS a fucking joke. and then usually thatll follow with them saying Oh but you guys got jamal hes sick! and I process to say yea its awesome watching him get run into the ground and his career pissed on...fml

[okcchief]

It hurts really bad until your body goes into shock, and you feel nothing.