****The Official Chiefs vs. Bengals Game Thread****

[KCUnited]

Blackbob fapping furiously to Bowe falling down and his Jeff Samardzija Fathead.

[The Iron Chief]

So we call a TO then come out with Omaha Omaha right?

[BossChief]

Hope I'm wrong but I feel like we will win this game.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

[cdcox]

Bowe thinks it should be a penalty to throw a shitty pass.

[hometeam]

Jason Madson ‏@Jason_Madson
@DannyParkins We talked with 4 different security people. They were bragging about the number they confiscated. One lady had a ton.

[stonedstooge]

So we call a TO then come out with Omaha Omaha right?

No a timeout followed by a delay of game would be my guess

[the Talking Can]

how does pioli watch cassel and not see what every other person on earth sees?

a piece of shit loser pussy QB....

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Sam Mellinger ‏@mellinger

If you got kicked out or had a Fire Pioli sign confiscated, please holler at your boy here...

[siberian khatru]

Ran it short of the marker

[Hammock Parties]

Worthless fucking QB and midget slot WR.

[Coach]

Short

[reschief]

I wonder if anyone has checked into what Castle has been doing lately? taking real estate license or insurance sales classes, etc. I mean, he has to know it's all over after this season if his daddy Pioli is removed.

[Brock]

Great job on the route, Dex.

[DeezNutz]

3-yard route on 3rd and 5.

Fuck yourself, Chiefs.

[TribalElder]

Fuck a field goal

Go for it you pussies

[Bob Dole]

Dex ****ed out of a yard. (Still would have been short)

[banyon]

MCNugget short of the sticks!

[BossChief]

They should challenge that. Dexter reached the ball past the first down marker.

[-King-]

OMG ANOTHER LEAD!

[siberian khatru]

My God we've had leads two weeks in a row

[Rasputin]

3-yard route on 3rd and 5.

**** yourself, Chiefs.

.

[stonedstooge]

Sam Mellinger ‏@mellinger

If you got kicked out or had a Fire Pioli sign confiscated, please holler at your boy here...

Uh Oh, shit just got real

[chiefs1111]

we got a lead for the second game in a row!

[Coach]

Sam Mellinger ‏@mellinger

If you got kicked out or had a Fire Pioli sign confiscated, please holler at your boy here...

Mellinger is chomping a scathing story here, I bet. That's the only reason why he'd tweet this....

Awesome. Hope someone did get kicked out or had their sign confiscated.

[-King-]

They should challenge that. Dexter reached the ball past the first down marker.

No he didn't

[Straight, No Chaser]

Starting to believe anything with McCluster is fail

[Arrowheadgirl]

another lead? what is this?

[RINGLEADER]

Arizona up 10-0 on Atlanta...

[the Talking Can]

Pioli's master plan is the Cassel-McCluster offense

good for 3 yards on 3rd and 5...striking fear in defenses

[R8RFAN]

2 WEEKS IN A ROW WITH A LEAD IN THE GAME

[DeezNutz]

Challenging a spot in the first quarter would be a poor, poor decision.

[tk13]

This team has had a lead two weeks in a row, Pioli's turned the ship around.

[siberian khatru]

Pioli's master plan is the Cassel-McCluster offense

good for 3 yards on 3rd and 5...striking fear in defenses

You can't risk a FG by throwing a 5-yard pass.

[hometeam]

Sam Mellinger ‏@mellinger

If you got kicked out or had a Fire Pioli sign confiscated, please holler at your boy here...

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/077/029/BRILLIANT_.jpg?1286946572

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

SaveOurChiefs ‏@SaveOurChiefs

Police stopped me in the parking lot and temporarily detained me. Told me to stop passing out flyers or I would... http://fb.me/23wGZfn4l

[stonedstooge]

Challenging a spot in the first quarter would be a poor, poor decision.

Hard to believe that Romeo didn't do it then

[Nirvana58]

we got a lead for the second game in a row!

To the ship!!'

[Coach]

They should challenge that. Dexter reached the ball past the first down marker.

Denied. Dex was clearly a yard short.

[siberian khatru]

SaveOurChiefs ‏@SaveOurChiefs

Police stopped me in the parking lot and temporarily detained me. Told me to stop passing out flyers or I would... http://fb.me/23wGZfn4l

LET'S GET IT ON

[Arrowheadgirl]

Arizona up 10-0 on Atlanta...

good. :thumb:

[rabblerouser]

Just heard something I've never heard before :

'Tackle by Brandon Siler'

[texaschiefsfan]

Every week someone has to post about how they have a feeling the Chiefs are going to win this week's game. LOL! Based on what?

Sure, they competed last week, but most times they are complete shit.

[Lionel]

SaveOurChiefs ‏@SaveOurChiefs

Police stopped me in the parking lot and temporarily detained me. Told me to stop passing out flyers or I would... http://fb.me/23wGZfn4l

I believe they can do this cause it's private property.

[hometeam]

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The whole upper deck is black or empty

[Coach]

SaveOurChiefs ‏@SaveOurChiefs

Police stopped me in the parking lot and temporarily detained me. Told me to stop passing out flyers or I would... http://fb.me/23wGZfn4l

Oh my...

[Coach]

I believe they can do this cause it's private property.

Funded by Taxpayer $....

Can't really use the "private" property argument conidering it's a public place and was funded by the Jackson County taxpayers money...

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Sam Mellinger ‏@mellinger

You asked for a picture of Arrowhead crowd? pic.twitter.com/XzjVgAUl

[chiefs1111]

stuffed him

[cabletech94]

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The whole upper deck is black or empty

lot of blacks!!!!!:D

[RINGLEADER]

Hali ran about 30 yards on that play...lol

[stonedstooge]

Clark got his binoculars out counting heads?

[Lionel]

Funded by Taxpayer $....

Can't really use the "private" property conidering it's a public place....

I know taxpayers payed for it, but think of it this way. You can't go into the field w/e you want cause taxpayers helped pay for it ;) IDK the legalities I just believe it to be this way.

At the college I work for we get this a lot people trying to pass out fliers et cetra. Just can't do it even though it was built with taxpayer money or partially funded doesn't mean they can't have their own rules on the property.

[ROYC75]

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The whole upper deck is black or empty

I like this, but it is very sad.

[chiefs1111]

Dalton dosen't panic and makes a play. If that was Cassel he would have shit himself

[cabletech94]

Clark got his binoculars out counting heads?

i think the emptiness is more embarassing than our pitiful record.

[siberian khatru]

Clark got his binoculars out counting heads?

"Hmmm ... 53% red/47% black.

I WIN."

[GoShox]

LOL

[Coach]

Lol....

Only the Chiefs...

[chiefs1111]

lol fell for the fake punt

[KCUnited]

There we go.

[Bob Dole]

Nice.

[RINGLEADER]

LMAO

Chiefs get caught with pants down on fake punt...

LMAO

[the Talking Can]

<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A8ANBYkCUAAsW36.jpg:large"></img>

The whole upper deck is black or empty

that should be enough cause to fire pioli...

the customers hate him...how many businesses build their model around contempt for their customers...

[DeezNutz]

Handing out the clap and who needs applause.

[TribalElder]

They have balls to go on 4th down

We are pussies

[Rasputin]

It's a fake lmao

[Hammock Parties]

YES BENGALS

YES

[Bob Dole]

Hooray for Jaeger.

[the Talking Can]

awesome!!!

[texaschiefsfan]

Every week this team finds a way to look like retards.

[Coach]

I know taxpayers payed for it, but think of it this way. You can't go into the field w/e you want cause taxpayers helped pay for it ;) IDK the legalities I just believe it to be this way.

At the college I work for we get this a lot people trying to pass out fliers et cetra. Just can't do it even though it was built with taxpayer money or partially funded doesn't mean they can't have their own rules on the property.

I wasn't specifically talking about being on the field. I was specifically talking about the parking lots.

Either way, this is not what the Chiefs really need right now. This is a possible PR nightmare waiting to happen...

[BigMeatballDave]

LMAO

[ROYC75]

lot of blacks!!!!!:D

Better watch it, somebody might think you are being racist. ;)

[cabletech94]

that should be enough cause to fire pioli...

the customers hate him...how many businesses build their model around contempt for their customers...

and it's a perfect weather day.

countdown to clayton with a pioli countdown.

[Bob Dole]

Heads up by Hali.

[Bob Dole]

Heads up by Hali.

[KCUnited]

CBS showing all the special teams tape of Cincy that we obviously didn't look at.

[Straight, No Chaser]

Hali playing today

[chiefs1111]

Tamba not having any of that

[Lionel]

What the hell are you doing? Damnit Chiefs :'(

[Hammock Parties]

Dalton sucks cocks.

[RINGLEADER]

If these stories about people being threatened with ejection for passing out fliers are true, and I believe that they are, then I hope that the KC media unloads - I mean really unloads - on the abortion that is Pioli leadership.

Dude should be worrying more about what's happening on the field, not in the parking lot...

[Rasputin]

Bengals keep going for the jaugerknocker, they just need to keep the chains moving.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Browns winning

[displacedinMN]

how did he get out of that tackle

[kcpasco]

Wasn't the stadium upgraded with tax dollars?
So is it really private property?

[Bob Dole]

Poe is playing tough so far.

[RINGLEADER]

Good second effort to get them into FG range...

Number 30 is just awful...

[Lionel]

I'm glad flowers is back and that stout's shitty ass is out! Finally have some cb and ss worthwile.

[DeezNutz]

Fuck you, Scott.

[banyon]

Bengals with some balls this week.

[Coach]

lol

4th and 7, they go for it, and Dalton picks up 10.

So inept..

[Straight, No Chaser]

...

Dude should be worrying more about what's happening on the field, not in the parking lot...


Well... not much happening on the field this year

[displacedinMN]

making cincy look like SB champs again;
at least they made the playoffs

[Rasputin]

Bengals have no respect for the Chiefs.

[DaFace]

So...we should probably start paying attention on 4th down.

(On that note, I LOVE the aggression by the Bengals.)

[Reerun_KC]

Stands full of black...

[RINGLEADER]

Another 4th down first down given up by Chiefs...

Don't the Bengals know that's the down where you punt?

[chiefs1111]

lol 4th and 7 and they get it of course

[kcpasco]

Holy crap
Someone turn your head and watch the Qb you fucking dumbasses

[stonedstooge]

If these stories about people being threatened with ejection for passing out fliers are true, and I believe that they are, then I hope that the KC media unloads - I mean really unloads - on the abortion that is Pioli leadership.

Dude should be worrying more about what's happening on the field, not in the parking lot...

Depends who gave the order to do it. Could have been Chunt

[DeezNutz]

Dragging Houston like a bitch.

[Hammock Parties]

YES, ANDY!!!! YOU ARE THE ONLY GOOD RED TODAY!

[Marcellus]

Cincy's punter is a veteran so they are giving him the day off.

[texaschiefsfan]

This shit is hilarious! Keep it coming!

[rabblerouser]

fucking BUMS

[ghak99]

On a positive note, Poe is making some noise today.

[ku_jhawk23]

I HATE JALIL BROWN

[Straight, No Chaser]

Cincy playing to win

[stonedstooge]

WHAT A CATCH

[Mizzou_8541]

Woot!

[alnorth]

I feel like the Chiefs are a sparring partner for a heavyweight champ in training. We're supposed to put up the appearance of a credible opponent who could beat you if you make mistakes, without actually taking the risk that you could get hurt.

[Dylan]

forgot the Chiefs play the Cincinnati Bengals early today...

[chiefs1111]

wow hell of a catch

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Chiefs Quit now

[Bugeater]

The fuck?

[ROYC75]

Normal, we can't keep a lead.

[Hammock Parties]

SUCK ON PRO BOWL WIDE RECEIVER TALENT SCOTT

SUCK ON IT LONG AND HARD

[KCUnited]

Looked like Arnold trying to cover Willis.

[Rasputin]

That was a hell of a catch.

[texaschiefsfan]

Surprise! There goes the lead. Poor, dumb Chiefs.

[DeezNutz]

And people thought KC could win. LMAO.

[Bob Dole]

Awesome job, D.

[Lionel]

Damnit wtf! How do you not know they're throwing it their? Throw your damn hands up arenas.

[ROYC75]

I wonder if Cassel still has a short hook ?

What say you ?

[rabblerouser]

BUMS.

[royr17]

this team is a abomination, ugh why do i continue to watch these guys suck

[Rasputin]

forgot the Chiefs play the Cincinnati Bengals early today...

So did the Chiefs on that drive.

[the Talking Can]

green is a stud

[siberian khatru]

Looked like Arnold trying to cover Willis.

Whatchoo talkin bout, KCUnited?

[CoMoChief]

Why would Arenas EVER be on AJ Green?

[rabblerouser]

Chiefs Quit now

They quit during preseason.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

John Clayton ‏@ClaytonESPN

Blaine Gabbert is injured. Chad Henne replaces and hits Justin Blackman for 63-yard pass

[TribalElder]

Balls that clank

Two 4th down conversions

Really

We have 4th and 1

We kick

We suck

We lose

[Coach]

I wonder if Cassel still has a short hook ?

What say you ?

Nope.

If he did, he wouldn't be starting today, and Stanzi would have been starting. That's all the confirmation I needed today. Especially with Romeo's comment last week that whoever makes the first turnover is going to the bench. Guess who made that turnover?

[tk13]

Matt Ryan just threw another INT. Cardinals bringing it against the Falcons so far.

[ThaVirus]

That, and the Wallace catch last week, shows why you just can't have BOTH of your starting CBs standing at 5'9". Put Jalil on him at the goal line, what the hell are they thinking with Arenas covering him?

EDIT: I'm aware Jalil sucks, but he's a better size matchup for sure..

[DeezNutz]

Why would Arenas EVER be on AJ Green?

Psst: management, who selected the player and coaches, is dumb as fuck.

[rabblerouser]

Why would Arenas EVER be on AJ Green?

because the other 5'9'' corner can handle the other guy without help??

[RINGLEADER]

Routt would have intercepted that pass and returned it to the Bengals 5 where Cassel would have promptly gone three-and-out. That's a 10-point swing right there...

[Hammock Parties]

Arenas just fucking owned by superior talent.

Eat shit, Fat Scott.

[displacedinMN]

Cincy on the upswing as a franchise.

Did the new QB help?

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Come on Cassel Pick 6 plz

[Reerun_KC]

Lets pound Charles for 40 carries today...

[chiefs1111]

Browns up on Cowboys 7-0

[TribalElder]

Cassel now out

[stonedstooge]

FUMBLE

[Bugeater]

Full Cassel time.

[rabblerouser]

Routt would have intercepted that pass and returned it to the Bengals 5 where Cassel would have promptly gone three-and-out. That's a 10-point swing right there...

Cassel would turn it over.

Speaking of which...

[Bob Dole]

That had to hurt.

[siberian khatru]

Matt Cassel needs to start playing like an elite QB?

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[DeezNutz]

Please let Cassel get benched on Blackout Day.

[Marcellus]

CAssel keeping the streak alive

[cdcox]

Cassel making like a crash test dummy.

[Reerun_KC]

Cassel just got raped...

[TribalElder]

Quinn should be coming in on the fumble right?

Or is Romeo full of shit

[Hammock Parties]

AAGAGAGAGAGAGAAGA

CASSEL U SIHITSUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[siberian khatru]

Fumble

[Mizzou_8541]

Ball is out!

[headsnap]

that's a fumble...

[RINGLEADER]

I love how opposing defenses have absolutely zero concern with Cassel throwing anything more than 10 yards downfield...

[siberian khatru]

FETAL

[chiefs1111]

down goes the pussy

[Reerun_KC]

LOL at Cassel


Bring the boos out boys...

[DeezNutz]

Well done, Huard.

[cdcox]

Preemptive fetal.

[Bob Dole]

Terrible under pressure. Just fucking terrible.

[Mizzou_8541]

Guess not?

[TribalElder]

Thanks for the 1st

[Marcellus]

I want to hear the classless fans dressed in black cheer a Cassel injury

[siberian khatru]

How many fucking QBs duck their fucking head?

[Hammock Parties]

fuck you refs

keep your pockets in your asses

[stonedstooge]

Cheaps are fucking pitiful

[Reerun_KC]

Bullshit call...

[MMXcalibur]

SPEAKING OF ELITE QUARTERBACKS

[rabblerouser]

Matt Cassel needs to start playing like an elite QB?

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

'if he wants to stick around here in KC'

:banghead:

[Lionel]

I bet Cincy doesn't go on anymore 4th downs. They don't need anymore points to win!

[Rasputin]

Cassel was going go full fetal on that sack.

[RINGLEADER]

See that Pioli -- that's the QB that took us to the playoffs four years ago against crap teams and hasn't done anything since...

On Edit: Cassel bailed out again...

[chiefs1111]

and holding ails out cassel

[demonhero]

20 TO's signed cASSel.

[cdcox]

There was a pocket?

[KCUnited]

Cassel getting Hope Solo'd

[ThaVirus]

Max protect LMAO

Good fucking job, douchebags.

[displacedinMN]

its 53 outside here. That is a good day here.

I should be outside

[rabblerouser]

How many ****ing QBs duck their ****ing head?

One.

The same one who jumps into the arms of oncoming defenders.

[the Talking Can]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

cassel is a fetal clown


damn saved by a bs penalty

[TheGuardian]

I still can't understand why Cassel is starting. Even if Pioli and Poleo are still here next year, which can't happen, Cassel won't be the guy. So why not at least let Stanzi play?

[Marcellus]

Lenny said we need to run the ball so we stay out of passing situations. LOL

[siberian khatru]

TURNOVER

[cdcox]

Bengal's ball!

[DeezNutz]

Nice signing, Scott.

[chiefs1111]

Hillis fumbles

[Hammock Parties]

FUCK YEAH BABY

POUND OF FLESH

FAILURE OF PIOLI PLAYERS

[Brock]

Bahahahaha

[Bob Dole]

Turnover Kings.

[rabblerouser]

Awesome.

[BossChief]

hahahhaahhahaha

[RINGLEADER]

Hillis fumbles again...

Good job Pioli!

[Bugeater]

Huh, another turnover.

[TribalElder]

LOL

To the bench Hillis

[Marcellus]

:facepalm:

[Coach]

Turnover. Nice.

[tk13]

And Matt Ryan just threw his 3rd INT of the 1st quarter.

[Straight, No Chaser]

Hillis = Fumbler

[Rasputin]

**cough**cough**

[displacedinMN]

Is that an NFL record for turnovers?

[BigMeatballDave]

I want to hear the classless fans dressed in black cheer a Cassel injury

Boo fucking hoo

[banyon]

Whoop there it is!

[Reerun_KC]

Bench Cassel and Hillis

[siberian khatru]

Cassel getting Hope Solo'd

LMAO

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

LOL AT HILLIS

[chiefs1111]

Nice signing, Scott.

It's a process

[rabblerouser]

Now, RAC will bench Hillis to 'prove a point.'

[texaschiefsfan]

Goodbye, Hillis.

[kcpasco]

Lol at fail Hillis

[ThaVirus]

Cut Hillis now.

[KChiefer]

AZ threatening to go up 17-0...

[TribalElder]

Omaha Omaha

[the Talking Can]

yes!!

the quitter fumbles!!

[Lionel]

Guess we should throw it since we've decided to turn it over.

[Hootie]

Why is hillis even in the nfl?

[RINGLEADER]

The coaches are gently reassuring their sensitive players -- it's okay boys, we know you're trying your best...

[the Talking Can]

Ryan has 3 ints...killing me

[GoShox]

Crennel: "We've tried everything we've possibly can to get this turnover situation cleaned up."

I can think of something they haven't tried.

[Bob Dole]

Poe really is playing well so far.

[rabblerouser]

It's a process

the right 53

[mcaj22]

7th Round Draft Pick making plays owning Pioli's FA prize pickup in Hillis.

thanks Scott you Fat Shit

[AussieChiefsFan]

:facepalm:

[The Iron Chief]

Madden the curse that keeps on giving..obviously Hillis signed up for the career curse instead of the 1 yr plan.

[Lionel]

Why is hillis even in the nfl?

Cause he was on the cover of Madden. Duh? That makes them a GREAT players. :banghead:

[Bob Dole]

The coaches are gently reassuring their sensitive players -- it's okay boys, we know you're trying your best, per se.

FYP

[PRIEST]

Omaha Omaha



This




Wtf :banghead:

[Bob Dole]

JC will get 4 more carries the rest of the game.

[Hammock Parties]

This is fucking awesome so far.

14-3 should be a death knell against this pass rush.

[Mizzou_8541]

I wonder if Cassel ever thinks to himself when someone else turns the ball over, "whew, glad that wasn't me."

[chiefs1111]

lol fire coach Walrus

[Silock]

FIRE COACH WALRUS

Lofl

[siberian khatru]

Yes, CBS, keep bringing attention to it!

[displacedinMN]

I wonder if Cassel ever thinks to himself when someone else turns the ball over, "whew, glad that wasn't me."

good one.


just showed a few bagged heads

[-King-]

Coach Walrus LMAO LMAO

[ModSocks]

Poe really is playing well so far.

Yeah, aside from not containing the outside and allowing the extremely quick Andy Dalton to run for a first down on 4th and 7

[chiefs1111]

Tamba

[Coach]

Ryan has 3 ints...killing me

He's killing mine too....

Goddammit!

[Bugeater]

TAMBA HALI DANCE PARTY TIME

[ghak99]

A fire coach walrus bag. ROFL

[demonhero]

bench hali... wasting his time and effort.

[Marcellus]

TJ is not a bust, did you jut see that.
LMAO

[Mizzou_8541]

Jackson falls on Hali's sack in hopes of getting .5 of a sack.

[Bob Dole]

Hali held and still got the sack.