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Aidan
11-26-2012, 05:45 PM
fact. Matt Cassel would have would have won against the broncos.

Hammock Parties
11-26-2012, 05:47 PM
I'm sure he would have lost, because he's never beaten Peyton Manning.

FlaChief58
11-26-2012, 05:47 PM
.

Marcellus
11-26-2012, 05:47 PM
Why would anyone think that's a good thing? Are you 12?

The Franchise
11-26-2012, 05:47 PM
Fucked your Mom yesterday.


Fact.

InChiefsHeaven
11-26-2012, 05:48 PM
Your And Idiot.

Fact.

mcaj22
11-26-2012, 05:48 PM
****ed your Mom yesterday.


Fact.

lol

Sorter
11-26-2012, 05:48 PM
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BossChief
11-26-2012, 05:48 PM
Can we please make the threshold for thread starting begin at 500 posts, or more?

Pretty please?

Aidan
11-26-2012, 05:49 PM
I'm sure he would have lost, because he's never beaten Peyton Manning.

When has he ever faced him?

BossChief
11-26-2012, 05:50 PM
Oh and get your fingers out of that cat, freak.

OnTheWarpath15
11-26-2012, 05:50 PM
Can we please make the threshold for thread starting begin at 5000 posts, or more?

Pretty please?

FYP.

BoneKrusher
11-26-2012, 05:50 PM
is this Pioli again?

Sorter
11-26-2012, 05:51 PM
When has he ever faced him?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrut8td5W1qhcuoh.gif

hometeam
11-26-2012, 05:51 PM
fact.

First.

You are confusing FACT for opinion.

Second.

My opinion is that you are wrong.

Third.

What is a FACT, is that Matt Cassel has a dismal win % against teams that don't completely suck ass, among other things. So, even your opinion is suspect. Thus, it is invalidated from consideration as a VALID opinion.

bye!

Hammock Parties
11-26-2012, 05:52 PM
When has he ever faced him?

2008 with Patriots, 2010 with Chiefs.

Lost both games, played like shit in both games.

Total stats for those games:

41 out of 63 for 364 yards (5.7 YPA), 0 TD 1 INT

Total points by his offense: 24

Pasta Little Brioni
11-26-2012, 05:55 PM
4 L's away from Chocolate Penii

notorious
11-26-2012, 06:11 PM
http://gifcrap.com/g2data/albums/Misc/Wow.gif

whoman69
11-26-2012, 06:13 PM
fact.

Ban yourself forever

the Talking Can
11-26-2012, 06:14 PM
the chiefs use your mom as a porta potty

BigMeatballDave
11-26-2012, 06:15 PM
the chiefs use your mom as a porta potty

LMAO

Sorter
11-26-2012, 06:15 PM
fact.

http://i50.tinypic.com/2inecn.gif

http://i42.tinypic.com/x21i5l.jpg

OnTheWarpath15
11-26-2012, 06:16 PM
the chiefs use your mom as a porta potty

LMAO

I've been stalking this thread for the past 20 minutes or so waiting for your response.

Bwana
11-26-2012, 06:17 PM
Meth

Chief Roundup
11-26-2012, 06:21 PM
Man where do these people keep coming from they are like flies or cockroaches.


On a serious note Mods you all need to get together and have a serious conversation about raising the posts or being able to revoke thread starting privileges, something.

TrebMaxx
11-26-2012, 06:21 PM
fact.

Civilization would have won if you had not been conceived. Fact.

Phobia
11-26-2012, 06:22 PM
Cassel would have thrown 2 INT and fumbled twice. Chiefs could have kicked one FG and given up 3 more TD's.

Phobia
11-26-2012, 06:24 PM
Man where do these people keep coming from they are like flies or cockroaches.


On a serious note Mods you all need to get together and have a serious conversation about raising the posts or being able to revoke thread starting privileges, something.
We don't even need to do that. This is the last Aidan thread you have to read. No discussion required. When Aidan proves he surpasses 90 on a basic IQ test he will get his privs back. So, like I said... last thread ever.

Hammock Parties
11-26-2012, 06:24 PM
The one thing Quinn did OK yesterday was get rid of it. You know Casshole would have gotten sacked a few times against that pass rush.

BWillie
11-26-2012, 06:25 PM
fact.

I'm glad he didn't play then.

Bump
11-26-2012, 06:25 PM
fact.

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h361/Bump4/gifs/HnAVJ.gif

Bwana
11-26-2012, 06:26 PM
We don't even need to do that. This is the last Aidan thread you have to read. No discussion required. When Aidan proves he surpasses 90 on a basic IQ test he will get his privs back. So, like I said... last thread ever.

LMAO

You beat me to it.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/1210279_o.gif

Iowanian
11-26-2012, 06:28 PM
Cassel would have throw 3 TD passes yesterday.....for the Broncos.


Maybe it's just a coincidence, but rumor has it that your mother is also a three car garage.

Sorter
11-26-2012, 06:29 PM
We don't even need to do that. This is the last Aidan thread you have to read. No discussion required. When Aidan proves he surpasses 90 on a basic IQ test he will get his privs back. So, like I said... last thread ever.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/7/5/10/anigif_enhanced-buzz-8432-1341498888-4.gif

Iowanian
11-26-2012, 06:31 PM
Matt Cassel wouldn't have won the Missouri 6A high school football championship as QB.

GloryDayz
11-26-2012, 06:32 PM
Can we please make the threshold for thread starting begin at 500 posts, or more?

Pretty please?

Good idea...

FACT!!

Chief Roundup
11-26-2012, 06:35 PM
We don't even need to do that. This is the last Aidan thread you have to read. No discussion required. When Aidan proves he surpasses 90 on a basic IQ test he will get his privs back. So, like I said... last thread ever.

:thumb:

JoeyChuckles
11-26-2012, 06:38 PM
His name starts with "Aid". How did nobody pick up on that yet?

JoeyChuckles
11-26-2012, 06:39 PM
fact.

Die in an Aidan fire!

Chief_For_Life58
11-26-2012, 06:41 PM
fact.

well im glad he didnt play then

New World Order
11-26-2012, 06:43 PM
fact.




http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/84/109084/362688.jpg

loochy
11-26-2012, 06:44 PM
Die

Dylan
11-26-2012, 06:47 PM
fact.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/6/11/21/anigif_enhanced-buzz-5265-1339464341-1.gif

Easy 6
11-26-2012, 06:48 PM
Ban yourself forever

LMAO this.

Sorter
11-26-2012, 06:52 PM
http://www.damnomg.com/pics/0/cat-attacks-baby-7596.gif

Iowanian
11-26-2012, 06:56 PM
Matt Cassel wouldn't won a deaf poetry jam yesterday, if all of the judges were deaf.

Easy 6
11-26-2012, 06:57 PM
http://www.damnomg.com/pics/0/cat-attacks-baby-7596.gif

ROFL that look was priceless... "what'd i do?"

Sorter
11-26-2012, 07:02 PM
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Bump
11-26-2012, 07:05 PM
We don't even need to do that. This is the last Aidan thread you have to read. No discussion required. When Aidan proves he surpasses 90 on a basic IQ test he will get his privs back. So, like I said... last thread ever.

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h361/Bump4/gifs/10937302_clap_gif.gif

GloryDayz
11-26-2012, 07:05 PM
cASSHOLE "wins" every time he cashes a check for either playing or not!

GloryDayz
11-26-2012, 07:06 PM
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/6/11/21/anigif_enhanced-buzz-5265-1339464341-1.gif

I L'dOL so hard I almost pee'd my pants!

acasas4
11-26-2012, 07:06 PM
There was a guy a few seats over from us at the game that was yelling, "put Cassel in." Must have been Aidstreean.

Phobia
11-26-2012, 07:11 PM
There was a guy a few seats over from us at the game that was yelling, "put Cassel in." Must have been Aidstreean.
You didn't kill him?

Bugeater
11-26-2012, 07:25 PM
Pioli must've finally forced one of his minions to register here.

Pasta Little Brioni
11-26-2012, 07:27 PM
They aren't THAT big of Frauds

Aidan
11-26-2012, 07:33 PM
Truth hurts, I know. Talk to me when Brady Quinn makes the playoffs.

Dylan
11-26-2012, 07:35 PM
This thread is too funny! LMAO

hometeam
11-26-2012, 07:37 PM
I must spread some reputation around before giving it to aiden again :(

Phobia
11-26-2012, 07:38 PM
Brady Quinn made the playoffs last year when he was with the Broncos.

Sorter
11-26-2012, 07:39 PM
Truth hurts, I know. Talk to me when Brady Quinn makes the playoffs.

NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/mtkiw.gif

Sorter
11-26-2012, 07:39 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/oball/carusofyou.gif

Sorter
11-26-2012, 07:40 PM
NSFW
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5dkqkDV7B1r3zat8.gif

Sorter
11-26-2012, 07:41 PM
This one is for Clay ROFL

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldu95iszVP1qcck73o1_400.gif

Chiefspants
11-26-2012, 07:44 PM
Matt Cassel managed seven points against Tim Tebow last year.

Aidan
11-26-2012, 07:45 PM
Matt Cassel managed seven points against Tim Tebow last year.

Tim Tebow plays defense?

Psyko Tek
11-26-2012, 08:00 PM
fact.

are you
A) and idiot
B) troll
C) mult
D) denver fan that just found out about the planet
E) All of the above

please answer the questions as factually as possible
and the run into a fiery aids tree and die

Hammock Parties
11-26-2012, 08:01 PM
Sorter's my boy.

Psyko Tek
11-26-2012, 08:09 PM
Civilization would have won if you had not been conceived. Fact.

this one may finally kill the theory of evolution
but he doesn't do much for intelligent design either

Molitoth
11-26-2012, 08:11 PM
If the rest of the offense knew Cassel was starting, they would've probably put forth even less effort.

If I went to work every day and absolutely hated my manager because he was a piece of shit that was terrible at his job... you bet your ass my effort would go down.

Psyko Tek
11-26-2012, 08:12 PM
We don't even need to do that. This is the last Aidan thread you have to read. No discussion required. When Aidan proves he surpasses 90 on a basic IQ test he will get his privs back. So, like I said... last thread ever.

awww,
damit it was a fun pile on thread
douche nozzles have their purpose, as long as they don't start 8 million threads

Chiefspants
11-26-2012, 08:26 PM
Tim Tebow plays defense?

That same defense that Brady led us to nine points against, no?

Gonzo
11-26-2012, 08:32 PM
We don't even need to do that. This is the last Aidan thread you have to read. No discussion required. When Aidan proves he surpasses 90 on a basic IQ test he will get his privs back. So, like I said... last thread ever.
LMAO
I want you all to remember that Gonzo was taking away Aiden's thread starting privvys away before it was cool to do so.

I really wish I'd forgotten to give them back earlier today. It would've saved us several brain cells.

Gonzo
11-26-2012, 08:39 PM
Alas, I haven't abused anyone for a long, long time.

J Diddy
11-26-2012, 08:40 PM
LMAO
I want you all to remember that Gonzo was taking away Aiden's thread starting privvys away before it was cool to do so.

I really wish I'd forgotten to give them back earlier today. It would've saved us several brain cells.

This is bullshit that you'd just take away a guys rights because some people don't agree with them. We need a definitive list of what we can say and can't say, so we're not subject to the whim of the shitty mods.

This is an outrage!!![/patteeu]

Gonzo
11-26-2012, 08:42 PM
This is bullshit that you'd just take away a guys rights because some people don't agree with them. We need a definitive list of what we can say and can't say, so we're not subject to the whim of the shitty mods.

This is an outrage!!![/patteeu]

LMAO

Yeah, I actuality I thought this guy was Bugeater's stalker again so I put him in time out for a while.

Bugeater
11-26-2012, 08:46 PM
So Aidan's mom's a whore? Meh...old news. I called it a month ago:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=19420

J Diddy
11-26-2012, 08:48 PM
LMAO

Yeah, I actuality I thought this guy was Bugeater's stalker again so I put him in time out for a while.

I didn't know about a stalker for Bugeater. I'm pissed. I want my own stalker.

Gonzo
11-26-2012, 08:48 PM
So Aidan's mom's a whore? Meh...old news. I called it a month ago:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=19420

You were calling his mother a whore before it was cool.

Bugeater
11-26-2012, 08:49 PM
I didn't know about a stalker for Bugeater. I'm pissed. I want my own stalker.
It's not really something that you want to hope for.

J Diddy
11-26-2012, 08:51 PM
It's not really something that you want to hope for.

Why was he just following you around?

Aidan
11-26-2012, 08:55 PM
You were calling his mother a whore before it was cool.

Why do you have a little boy as your pro pic? Kind of creepy if you ask me.

FlaChief58
11-26-2012, 08:57 PM
Why do you have a little boy as your pro pic? Kind of creepy if you ask me.

Funny thing...No one asked you shit

Aidan
11-26-2012, 09:01 PM
I didn't know about a stalker for Bugeater. I'm pissed. I want my own stalker.

No, bugeater started stalking me a month or so ago when i called out the majority of NFL fans as being dipshits. Bugeater got very butthurt about it and started stalking my page. Minutes within every post of mine I would have neg rep from him. Does he just sit on my page refreshing it? I think so. I feel sorry for the little guy, he obviously doesn't have many friends in real life and spends all his time on an internet message board trying to fit in.

Gonzo
11-26-2012, 09:04 PM
Why do you have a little boy as your pro pic? Kind of creepy if you ask me.

That would be my son...
You probably want to quit while you still have a chance.

Frazod
11-26-2012, 09:12 PM
That would be my son...
You probably want to quit while you still have a chance.

Just go ahead and flush.

Sorter
11-26-2012, 09:17 PM
That would be my son...
You probably want to quit while you still have a chance.

http://www.grasshoppercustompaint.com/misc/BanHim.jpg

Aidan
11-26-2012, 09:20 PM
That would be my son...
You probably want to quit while you still have a chance.
He's an adorable little boy. (no pedo) But I don't think he would appreciate you renaming my thread like that.

KurtCobain
11-26-2012, 09:22 PM
That would be my son...
You probably want to quit while you still have a chance.

Cute kid, Gonzo.

Bugeater
11-26-2012, 09:25 PM
This place has just gotten weird lately. I blame SOC.

stevenidol
11-26-2012, 09:41 PM
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/021109-slap-fight1.jpg

Rams Fan
11-26-2012, 09:44 PM
Cute kid, Gonzo.

Good n00b.

Why do you have a little boy as your pro pic? Kind of creepy if you ask me.

Fucking terrible piece of shit n00b.

Gonzo
11-26-2012, 10:08 PM
Good n00b.



****ing terrible piece of shit n00b.

LMAO

Gonzo
11-26-2012, 10:11 PM
He's an adorable little boy. (no pedo) But I don't think he would appreciate you renaming my thread like that.

I asked him... He lol'd.

Cute kid, Gonzo.

Good n00b. Have some reppers.

Psyko Tek
11-26-2012, 10:12 PM
fact.

did you get your white wings?

J Diddy
11-26-2012, 10:21 PM
This place has just gotten weird lately. I blame SOC.

You know the year without a summer? This is the year without a football season.

The Franchise
11-26-2012, 10:31 PM
Told you. Fact.

BossChief
11-26-2012, 10:34 PM
I hope you wrapped it up after what a few of us did to her last Thursday.

The Franchise
11-26-2012, 10:35 PM
I hope you wrapped it up after what a few of us did to her last Thursday.

Double bagged it, brosef.

Aidan
11-26-2012, 10:36 PM
I don't have a mother assholes.

Bugeater
11-26-2012, 10:37 PM
I don't have a mother assholes.
I don't blame her for disowning you.

The Franchise
11-26-2012, 10:38 PM
I don't have a mother assholes.

Fucked your sister.

Fact.

Aidan
11-26-2012, 10:42 PM
****ed your sister.

Fact.

I only have a brother you homosexual.

HayWire
11-26-2012, 10:42 PM
I don't have a mother assholes.

Don't have one? Did your Dad poop you out of his cornhole? I thought all babies had to come from either the stork or thier moms cooter chute?? :shrug:

Reerun_KC
11-26-2012, 10:42 PM
****ed your sister.

Fact.

Brought my dogs in for the night. Just incase you were close by.

Hide yo wife's hide yo children hide your husband's cause pestilence is raping everybody up in here.

WV
11-26-2012, 10:42 PM
I don't have a mother assholes.

You did and she should have swallowed you.

Reerun_KC
11-26-2012, 10:43 PM
Don't have one? Did your Dad poop you out of his cornhole? I thought all babies had to come from either the stork or thier moms cooter chute?? :shrug:

Uh cooter shoot. / Roleo

The Franchise
11-26-2012, 10:44 PM
I only have a brother you homosexual.

Fucked your wife/girlfriend.

Fact.

Lumpy
11-26-2012, 10:45 PM
Brought my dogs in for the night. Just incase you were close by.

Hide yo wife's hide yo children hide your husband's cause pestilence is raping everybody up in here.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxee3kw6A1qgicdd.gif

Aidan
11-26-2012, 10:45 PM
****ed your wife/girlfriend.

Fact.

Don't have one. Jokes on you.

1ChiefsDan
11-26-2012, 10:47 PM
I don't have a mother assholes.

Didn't you know? Pest is a necrophiliac.

Reerun_KC
11-26-2012, 10:48 PM
Don't have one. Jokes on you.
Dammit did I miss the joke again.

I am about to hit 40 and starting to feel likel one of the slow kids missing everything.

The Franchise
11-26-2012, 10:49 PM
Don't have one. Jokes on you.

You have no one in your life. Jokes on you.

But seriously.....whomever gave birth to you......I Fucked her.

Dave Lane
11-26-2012, 11:26 PM
I only have a brother you homosexual.

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/131/319047856_dbf1ef3e92.jpg

#1 Bronco's Fan
11-27-2012, 03:03 AM
fact. Matt Cassel would have would have won against the broncos.

He would have thrown 3 ints and fumbled twice.

#1 Bronco's Fan
11-27-2012, 03:10 AM
fact. Matt Cassel would have would have won against the broncos.

They were a little mean to you but I have one thing to ask. How come you have half the posts i have but more casino cash?:banghead: I never started no stupid shit thread like this.

dmahurin
11-27-2012, 06:05 AM
I only have a brother you homosexual.

http://hayladies.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/antoine-dodson-gif.gif

htismaqe
11-27-2012, 08:15 AM
They were a little mean to you but I have one thing to ask. How come you have half the posts i have but more casino cash?:banghead: I never started no stupid shit thread like this.

ROFL

bevischief
11-27-2012, 08:21 AM
Midgets.

KurtCobain
11-27-2012, 08:36 AM
Midgets.

are midgets still "in"?

FlaChief58
11-27-2012, 08:37 AM
They were never out

BlackHelicopters
11-27-2012, 11:36 AM
Midgets.

Midgets. Strippers. Balloons. Party.

rabblerouser
11-27-2012, 12:20 PM
Cassel would have thrown 2 INT and fumbled twice. Chiefs could have kicked one FG and given up 3 more TD's.


Now THAT is a fact.


The one thing Quinn did OK yesterday was get rid of it. You know Casshole would have gotten sacked a few times against that pass rush.

Yeah, Quinn did well enough to resemble an NFL QB behind that laughable exuse for an O-line (they play like they've already cleared out their lockers), plus he didn't make that crushing mistake, that big deflater that Cassel is always so timely with...

If Cassel starts in that game, we lose in a fucking blowout, 34-3, 41-6, etc.

Quinn ain't the answer, but he's far from the problem.

rabblerouser
11-27-2012, 12:21 PM
Midgets. Strippers. Balloons. Party.

Add BBQ, blow and some shrooms, we could film a music video.

Not that anyone watches them anymore...

whoman69
11-27-2012, 02:53 PM
fact. Matt Cassel would have would have won against the broncos.

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/893/6f1/dc3/resized/dean-wormer-meme-generator-fat-drunk-and-stupid-is-no-way-to-go-through-life-son-730e05.jpg?1346865287.jpg

Pasta Little Brioni
11-27-2012, 03:13 PM
are midgets still "in"?

Yes they are

kcfanXIII
11-27-2012, 03:29 PM
poor guy....

Lumpy
11-27-2012, 03:31 PM
I'm confused. Is Pestilence bangin' midgets now?

luv
11-27-2012, 03:32 PM
I'm confused. Is Pestilence bangin' midgets now?

You ask that like it would be something new.

Lumpy
11-27-2012, 03:33 PM
You ask that like it would be something new.

ROFL

I might be new here.

The Franchise
11-27-2012, 03:37 PM
I'm down with the midgets.

lcarus
11-27-2012, 04:08 PM
I asked him... He lol'd.



Good n00b. Have some reppers.

I think he's an amazingly gorgeous child if we're handing out rep here...

Just kidding, I don't give a shit about rep.

Lumpy
11-27-2012, 04:12 PM
I think he's an amazingly gorgeous child if we're handing out rep here...

Just kidding, I don't give a shit about rep.

Excellent genes! :thumb:

Oh, and rep. :D

lcarus
11-27-2012, 04:17 PM
Excellent genes! :thumb:

Oh, and rep. :D

I don't have that great of genes, but I have some kick ass jeans on today so that kinda makes up for it sorta.

KurtCobain
11-27-2012, 05:55 PM
I don't have that great of genes, but I have some kick ass jeans on today so that kinda makes up for it sorta.

I'm skeptical of the facts here. What brand of jeans?

digger
11-27-2012, 06:11 PM
http://www.grasshoppercustompaint.com/misc/BanHim.jpg

This!