Fire, Kill, Keep

[okcchief]

One of my friends posed this question today, and I honestly can't answer because I want them all gone. However, on this scenario you must kill one, fire one and keep one. I thought it would be interesting to see your responses.

I kill Pioli
Fire Cassel
And keep Romeo

Only other option IMO is kill Cassel, fire Romeo and keep Pioli

The answer we all want is kill/fire them all, but what is the lesser of the three evils?

[Rausch]

Nuke this motherfucker from orbit...

[seaofred]

Kill Pioli
Fire Cassel
Keep Crennel (New GM would fire and hire his own guy).

[Rasputin]

Nuke this mother****er from orbit...

It is the only way to be sure..

[DJ's left nut]

One of my friends posed this question today, and I honestly can't answer because I want them all gone. However, on this scenario you must kill one, fire one and keep one. I thought it would be interesting to see your responses.

I kill Pioli
Fire Cassel
And keep Romeo

Only other option IMO is kill Cassel, fire Romeo and keep Pioli

The answer we all want is kill/fire them all, but what is the lesser of the three evils?

Does 'keep' mean on the roster?

If so, Kill Pioli, Fire Romeo and keep Cassel. Afterall, he's a passable backup QB.

If we have to keep Cassel as a starter?

Dammit...that leaves me with really only keeping Pioli as an option. Crennel and Cassel simply cannot be brought back in any capacity. At the same time, I don't really want to see either of them dead...though Cassel would have the lead there if I had to off one.

Eh, !@#$ it, I can deal with another season of shitty football - Kill Pioli, fire Cassel, keep Romeo.

I just can't select a scenario that doesn't start with "Kill Pioli".

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Nuke this motherfucker from orbit...

Stole my response :D

[KC_Lee]

Kill it all with Fire to ensure that Clark will not Keep any of these clowns.

[LiveSteam]

Only one peep worth a keep. Garry Gibbs

[trndobrd]

Three men enter...one man leaves.

[Frazod]

Nuke this motherfucker from orbit...

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[Bump]

Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

[LiveSteam]

Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

Bull shit! I smoke a HUGE BUD & then kill myself

[58-4ever]

This won't be popular, but I'd fire Romeo, kill Cassel, and keep Pioli.

[Frazod]

Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

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[RealSNR]

I assume we can bench Cassel if we keep him.

Kill: Pioli
Fire: Romeo
Keep: Cassel

[okcchief]

I'm on board with the nuke but my buddy was a persistent dick. Kind of like the marry one, kill one, fuck one with three hideous bitches.

Cassel would be the starter in this scenario. I asked the exact same question. Romeo would be head coach not DC. Pioli would be general manager not team gimp so on.

Really, all answers suck. They must all go.

[okcchief]

Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

Exactly.

[RealSNR]

Marry, fuck, or kill Romeo, Cassel, Pioli?

[okcchief]

Marry, fuck, or kill Romeo, Cassel, Pioli?

Fuck Cassel prison style
Marry Romeo he can obviously cook
Kill Pioli.

[RealSNR]

Fuck Cassel prison style
Marry Romeo he can obviously cook
Kill Pioli.
Yep. It's weird how in all these scenarios I end up killing Pioli. I wonder why that is.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Draft, Kill, or Raped by Chocolate Penii

[okcchief]

Yep. It's weird how in all these scenarios I end up killing Pioli. I wonder why that is.

He's the one that picked the other 2 dipshits, and he's a smug asshole that you would have the least problem getting mid-evil on

[BoneKrusher]

blow it up

[Dave Lane]

Kill Pioli
Fire Romeo
And keep Cassel as 3rd string

[Psyko Tek]

fire PILOI, cause then he will not be our problem anymore
kill, cassell, cause the fucker keeps coming back
keep crennel, inna lesser role


what are the specs does the keep have to be in the same job?
cause if it does
going with the nuke it from space option

[Chief_For_Life58]

Kill Pioli
Fire Cassel
Keep Crennel (New GM would fire and hire his own guy).

this

[okcchief]

fire PILOI, cause then he will not be our problem anymore
kill, cassell, cause the fucker keeps coming back
keep crennel, inna lesser role


what are the specs does the keep have to be in the same job?
cause if it does
going with the nuke it from space option

It was presented to me as same job.

[Gonzo]

You guys aren't being very nice.

[Deberg_1990]

I'd probably keep Cassel around as my 3rd stringer. He'd be the best 3rd string QB in he NFLs!

[Sorter]

Draft, Kill, or Raped by Chocolate Penii

This.

[bigjosh]

Kill Fat Scott = he is an egomaniac assbag
Fire Crennel = (unless he is going to be the D-Lines new nutritionist)
Keep Cassel = He is the offensive captain, right?

[Ebolapox]

kill crennel (he's gonna die of a heart attack anyway, eh?)
fire pioli (so his ego can be deflated and he'll go kill himself. twofer, eh?)
keep cassel (he'll make a great third string qb--after I renegotiate his contrace to league minimum)

[whoman69]

I kill Hunt
Fire Pioli
Keep truckin'

[KurtCobain]

Killing is wrong, but I'd fire them all and keep their paychecks.

[FloridaMan88]

One of my friends posed this question today, and I honestly can't answer because I want them all gone. However, on this scenario you must kill one, fire one and keep one. I thought it would be interesting to see your responses.

I kill Pioli
Fire Cassel
And keep Romeo

Only other option IMO is kill Cassel, fire Romeo and keep Pioli

The answer we all want is kill/fire them all, but what is the lesser of the three evils?

Kill YOURSELF for starting such a DUMBSHIT thread.

[RealSNR]

Kill YOURSELF for starting such a DUMBSHIT thread.
Turn your rep on, please. I have a present I want to give you

[HayWire]

Kill Pioli
Fire Rolaids
Keep Castle and put his dumb ass on special teams, the first kick-off the dumb ass will forget his helmet and be on IR anyway.

Clean slate

[AussieChiefsFan]

I kill Pioli
Fire Cassel
And keep Romeo

[Simply Red]

a lot of bad luck - Keep them all and get Cassel back in there! / L.A. Chieffan

[TimeForWasp]

Kill Pioli
Fire Cassel
Keep Crennel, but frame him with the murder .

[FloridaMan88]

Turn your rep on, please. I have a present I want to give you

No thanks, I am not interested in one of your "Free Hamas" tampons.

[bevischief]

Nuke this mother****er from orbit...

This.

[bevischief]

The off season started early this year...

[loochy]

What about kill, kill, kill? That would work better in this situation.

[RealSNR]

No thanks, I am not interested in one of your "Free Hamas" tampons.
No no no, it's nothing like that. Here, I'll give you a hint: it involves rape.

[BlackHelicopters]

The Pioli problem is best handled from a high altitude over open water.

[okcchief]

Kill YOURSELF for starting such a DUMBSHIT thread.

You really hurted my feelers. My day is ruined.

[FloridaMan88]

No no no, it's nothing like that. Here, I'll give you a hint: it involves rape.

Again, what goes on between you and Hamas is YOUR business.

[RealSNR]

Again, what goes on between you and Hamas is YOUR business.

The guy who STILL sucks Al Saunders' cock relentlessly after 7 years away from that system made a gay joke.

Cute. Really cute.

What's next? More Hamas jokes? False accusations of ever loving Herm or Romeo? What'll it be out of the whopping three items in your tool chest?

[okcchief]

Maybe he'll make up a clever nickname for you involving an Body part. That shit would be gangsta.

[el borracho]

Kill Cassel
Fire Crennel
Keep Pioli

[Rasputin]

KILL CASSELL
KILL PIOLI
KILL CRENNEL


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[htismaqe]

Kill Pioli.

Fire Romeo.

Keep Cassel.

Why? Because a REAL GM and a REAL HC would never play him. He'd be a backup for anybody else, as he rightfully should be.

The bottom line is that the GM and HC call the shots. Without Pioli and RAC in charge, Cassel is no threat at all.

[htismaqe]

What about kill, kill, kill? That would work better in this situation.

Who needs kill, kill, kill when you have Omaha, Omaha?

[Sorter]

LMAOLMAOWho needs kill, kill, kill when you have Omaha, Omaha?

[TEX]

Who needs kill, kill, kill when you have Omaha, Omaha?

:clap: LMAO

[DJ's left nut]

Yep. It's weird how in all these scenarios I end up killing Pioli. I wonder why that is.

See? It doesn't matter what happens, I just cannot elect a scenario where I don't kill Pioli.

I'll deal with another year of RAC at HC. We've sucked for decades, why should another year of it bother me that much.

We have not, however, had to deal with this condescending, arrogant shitheel for decades. I can't stand him anymore.

Hell, I'd take Cassel back as a starting QB before I voted against having Pioli as the kill candidate. My list really is "Fire, Keep - Romeo or Cassel" because kill Pioli is just a foregone conclusion.

Fuck that guy so very much.

[TEX]

I KILL Pioli
I FIRE Crennel
I KEEP Cassel as a Backup. Maybe 3rd string on the inactive list or something...

[Scaga]

probably been said before..
"kill them all, let the paramedics sort them out"

[bevischief]

Kill them all.