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Deberg_1990
11-29-2012, 02:26 PM
Hes never been to the playoffs......is this the longest drought ever for a single player?



This story is from last year, but gives you a nice rundown of "The Curse of Takeo Spikes"






Try wrapping your mind around what had to happen to the law of averages for "the Curse of Takeo Spikes'' to unfold:

• Drafted in the same first round that saw talents like Randy Moss, Peyton Manning, Fred Taylor and Charles Woodson selected, Spikes played his first five seasons for the downtrodden Bengals, who finished in last place three times and never fared better than 6-10 while he was in Cincinnati.

• Joining Buffalo from 2003-06, Spikes played on three more losing teams, with the only exception being the 2004 Mike Mularkey-coached third-place Bills who finished 9-7 and missed the playoffs on the last day of the season, being knocked off at home by a Pittsburgh team that had already clinched its playoff seed and started backup quarterback Tommy Maddox in place of injured rookie Ben Roethlisberger, as well as resting several other key starters.

• Then came 2007, and a season in Philadelphia, with the perennial playoff-qualifying Eagles. Except that Andy Reid's club, having made the postseason in six of the past seven years, winning at least 10 games every time, slipped to 8-8 and last place in the NFC East that season. That's when Spikes first had to suspect what he might be up against with this playoff drought. And did we mention Philadelphia made the playoffs in 2008, 2009 and 2010, the three seasons that followed Spikes' lone year in town?

• In 2008-2010, Spikes played and played well for San Francisco, but the once-proud 49ers were in the midst of a playoff-less streak of their own, and those teams, coached by the defensive-minded Mike Nolan and Mike Singletary, went 7-9, 8-8 and 6-10, missing the postseason each time and costing both men their jobs.

• Which brings us to this year's excruciating turn of events, with Spikes having signed a three-year deal with the Chargers. San Diego started 4-1 this season, finally getting off to the fast start that has been lacking almost the whole of the Norv Turner coaching era. But cruelly, at least for Spikes' sake, the Chargers' playoff dreams have all but died with their current six-game losing streak, the franchise's longest in 10 years. San Diego (4-7) trails first-place Oakland (7-4) by three games with five to play, and has sunk to last place in the AFC West.

And as you probably noticed by now, the Spikes-less 49ers have streaked to a 9-2 start in the NFC West under new head coach Jim Harbaugh, and are on the verge of clinching their first playoff berth since 2002. I would imagine it's all enough to make a guy crazy, and more than a little paranoid, to boot.



Read More: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/don_banks/12/01/playoff.luck/index.html#ixzz2De4JCxD4

Reerun_KC
11-29-2012, 02:27 PM
Reminds me of the TE that has never won a playoff game...

The Franchise
11-29-2012, 02:28 PM
Oakland is 7-4?

blackdragon11
11-29-2012, 02:32 PM
This story is dated Dec 1, 2011......Still, he has no hope for the playoffs though.

He has played 213 regular season games with no playoff appearances. According to Wikipedia, it's an NFL record.

The Franchise
11-29-2012, 02:34 PM
Stop using my avatar.......douche

Deberg_1990
11-29-2012, 02:35 PM
This story is dated Dec 1, 2011......Still, he has no hope for the playoffs though.

He has played 213 regular season games with no playoff appearances. According to Wikipedia, it's an NFL record.


Oakland is 7-4?



This story is from last year, but gives you a nice rundown of "The Curse of Takeo Spikes"











Miss anything?

blackdragon11
11-29-2012, 02:38 PM
Stop using my avatar.......douche

I've had this avatar since around 2004 or 2005. Grabbed it of a picture I found online back then, which probably belonged to the A.P.

scho63
11-29-2012, 02:46 PM
That's a whole lotta bad luck and a little more than TG's, who only played for two teams and has been to the playoffs, just never won.

-King-
11-29-2012, 03:15 PM
San Diego (4-7) trails first-place Oakland (7-4) by three games with five to play, and has sunk to last place in the AFC West.

:spock:

Sofa King
11-29-2012, 03:15 PM
Stop using my avatar.......douche

I used that avatar last season..... douche.

The Franchise
11-29-2012, 03:15 PM
I used that avatar last season..... douche.

Stop using my avatar.....douche.

Dayze
11-29-2012, 03:25 PM
Stop douching my avatar.

Phobia
11-29-2012, 03:26 PM
Screw Spikes and I hate your avatar.

lcarus
11-29-2012, 03:27 PM
Reminds me of the TE that has never won a playoff game...

HEY! Don't be mean to Jason Dunn. He gave 100% in every game he played you bastard! :p

The Franchise
11-29-2012, 03:34 PM
Screw Spikes and I hate your avatar.

Screw your avatar.....douche.

MotherfuckerJones
11-29-2012, 03:42 PM
Your douche is an avatar

Sorter
11-29-2012, 03:45 PM
Screw Spikes and I hate your avatar.

LMAOLMAO

Rain Man
11-29-2012, 04:12 PM
:spock:

What a bunch of sad sack losers.

The Franchise
11-29-2012, 04:13 PM
Your douche is an avatar

You don't have an avatar.....douche.

Hootie
11-29-2012, 04:40 PM
this kind of reminds me of Shannon Sharpe blasting Tony Gonzalez because Tony Gonzalez has never won a Super Bowl ring...and saying since he has no postseason success he can't be in Sharpe's same class.

Uh, really? ONE TE can determine Super Bowl rings???

Give me a fucking break.

Football, unless you're a QB, is the one sport where playoff success cannot hinge on ONE FREAKING player. It's not a guy like Spikes' fault or Tony G's fault his teams are always terrible.

Hootie
11-29-2012, 04:41 PM
In fact, I think the NBA is really the only sport where you can look at a superstar and be like, "well he never won the big one!"

It doesn't work in baseball, and other than MAYBE the QB spot, doesn't work in football (and I think QB's take a lot more grief than they deserve, being it a team sport and all)...

and I realize basketball is a team sport too, but the superstars always rise to the top.

notorious
11-29-2012, 04:44 PM
Bring him in for a look?

bigjosh
11-29-2012, 05:00 PM
since we are on the subject of avatars, when can i use my own???

Hootie
11-29-2012, 05:07 PM
since we are on the subject of avatars, when can i use my own???

Now?

Easy 6
11-29-2012, 05:08 PM
Stop douching my avatar.

LMAO

Rasputin
11-29-2012, 05:13 PM
since we are on the subject of avatars, when can i use my own???

How many times do I have to explain to nOObs that you need to PM Bob Dole for permission? He may not the first couple times but keep pressing and he may. He likes the attention he gets.

JoeyChuckles
11-29-2012, 05:13 PM
since we are on the subject of avatars, when can i use my own???

Don't be in a hurry to grow up. You'll miss this when you don't have it anymore.

The Planet has ways of wearing you down quickly.

rabblerouser
11-29-2012, 06:48 PM
HEY! Don't be mean to Jason Dunn. He gave 100% in every game he played you bastard! :p

Dunn prolly won a playoff game in Philly...or was at least on a roster that won one.

Chiefs=Champions
11-29-2012, 06:53 PM
Stop using my douche avatar.

lcarus
11-29-2012, 07:03 PM
Dunn prolly won a playoff game in Philly...or was at least on a roster that won one.

He played in Philly for one playoff game that they lost (I think).

Smed1065
11-29-2012, 07:08 PM
This proves we need a LB at the #1 pick./Peeoli

Chief Roundup
11-29-2012, 07:15 PM
Avatars are douche worthy.