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Dayze
11-30-2012, 11:57 PM
ok..
sitting here surfing CP, enjoying some Lagunitas Little Sumpin' and Censored; ...

Wheel of Fortune is on in the background being watch by my wife (.....no, seriously).

Each god damned "Puzzle" has contestants spinning the wheel of 'fortune" and asking for the same mother ****ing first set of letters WTF. even with the last puzzle they give you those letters and THEN find some bullshit that doesn't have them.
and, the 'subjects' of the puzzles is equally retarded. ESPECIALLY on the last one. The subject could be 'Thing", and the answer ends up being 'infected abscess"

this show is retarded. what happened to buying shit after you won and putting the rest on a gift certificate or keeping in in the account.

.....and when winning a trip prize......Why in the Sam hell is a trip to Orlando $8k

....and the final wheel for the final puzzle.....they make it sound like there is a chance to win various prizes.....but I submit that all the god damned prizes are the same in the wheel. whatever is covered by insurance.

......Lagunitas 'awakens' me to societies problems.

Saulbadguy
12-01-2012, 12:00 AM
Dumbass.

Dayze
12-01-2012, 12:01 AM
Dumbass.

that's not the prize puzzle. sorry, you're going to have to relinquish the "Bowflex" card thingy from the 'wheel'.

Bugeater
12-01-2012, 12:03 AM
THEY TOOK OUR VISITOR MESSAGES!!!

tk13
12-01-2012, 12:09 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KuwEMpxl2Uk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

MotherfuckerJones
12-01-2012, 12:28 AM
Did they have a batman symbol? hahah that part of family guy's great

Dayze
12-01-2012, 12:36 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KuwEMpxl2Uk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO
I just started watching Family Guy about a month ago.....

prhom
12-01-2012, 12:36 AM
This might help explain why most people pick the same letters...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_frequency

Dayze
12-01-2012, 12:39 AM
in all seriousness....the show pisses me off.


You know what else Grinds My Gears about it?....the contestants yelling their god damned letter requests.. Really?>.....you know there is a microphone where the sounds is...ya now, amplified?

"Ok, $700"
" C (SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!)

Dayze
12-01-2012, 12:44 AM
This might help explain why most people pick the same letters...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_frequency

....you're not helping.
You - Subject: "animal"

RSTNLE
you pick P, L, K, S, and A

_ A _ K A_ _
:evil:

Ebolapox
12-01-2012, 01:13 AM
....you're not helping.
You - Subject: "animal"

RSTNLE
you pick P, L, K, S, and A

_ A _ K A_ _
:evil:

...unless I'm missing that part of the joke, there should be two S's at the end of K A _ _ due to the fact that those are PART of R S T L N E...

RealSNR
12-01-2012, 01:42 AM
The category is True Statements

_ _ _L_
S_ _ _S


RSTLNE

Need three more consonants and a vowel

(have to do it in two lines because BB code fucking sucks at spacing shit)

007
12-01-2012, 01:46 AM
DMF A

And yes, I already know the answer even though I picked the wrong letters

RealSNR
12-01-2012, 01:47 AM
DMF A

And yes, I already know the answer even though I picked the wrong letters

Well have at it then, and you'll win the grade mystery prize in the envelope!

007
12-01-2012, 01:48 AM
PIOLI SUCKS

RealSNR
12-01-2012, 01:49 AM
You win the shitty smartcar thing that nobody wants!

007
12-01-2012, 01:49 AM
_ _ _ E _ T E R
RSTLN E

007
12-01-2012, 01:50 AM
You win the shitty smartcar thing that nobody wants!

cool, I'll sell it to some rich pretentious schmuck for a profit.

Lzen
12-01-2012, 07:26 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IwrUkeYxUF0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Rasputin
12-01-2012, 07:35 AM
_ _ _ N - _ _ _ - _ I _ _ _ _ _


Incomplete sentence or phrase

Stanley Nickels
12-01-2012, 08:40 AM
http://tgrbookclub.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/goosebumpsnovel.jpg

Dayze
12-01-2012, 10:19 AM
...unless I'm missing that part of the joke, there should be two S's at the end of K A _ _ due to the fact that those are PART of R S T L N E...

I should've omitted the S LMAO. Damnit. I was going for "jackass"

Dayze
12-01-2012, 01:24 PM
The category is True Statements

_ _ _L_
S_ _ _S


RSTLNE

Need three more consonants and a vowel

(have to do it in two lines because BB code ****ing sucks at spacing shit)

LMAOq I think I figured that out. Nice