Time to nominate your choice for the 2012 King of the N00bs!

[BigRedChief]

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs!

This is the nomination thread. Nominate your candidate for the 2012 King of the N00bs crown in this thread. I will keep a running total in the OP. The top candidates will move on to the King of the N00bs poll. Whoever gets the most votes in the public poll wins the crown.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. The qualification criteria is that their join date is January 1st 2012 or later or had less than 50 posts in previous years.

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639&highlight=king+of+the+n00bs+2010)

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222&highlight=king+of+the+n00bs+2010)

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year)

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year)

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs)

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs)

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs)

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs)

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488 (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488)

Previous honorees:
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Nominees for the 2012 King of the N00bs crown to post 322:

mr. tegu
Inmem58 X2
Blackbob X2
okoye35chiefs
Strongside X2
AussieChiefsFan
Simplicity
Sorter X7
Prison Bitch
Chiefsrocka

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Sorter.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

And this is the first year I've thought we've had someone valid in a couple of years.

[cdcox]

Sorter.

Not eligible.

[Lumpy]

Sorter.

I think that Sorter joined in 2011.

[BigRedChief]

And this is the first year I've thought we've had someone valid in a couple of years.yeah, I think this year has been a good crop of n00bs.

[Old Dog]

Pretty weak class IMO

But I'll nominate mr. tegu

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Not eligible.

I think that Sorter joined in 2011.

Oh. Damn. September. Fuck it. No one. Again...

[Easy 6]

Sorter.

/thread

ed* not eligible

[I'mAlwaysRight]

Just curious...um...do noObs get to vote? :D

[BigRedChief]

Just curious...um...do noObs get to vote? :DYes, of course. You can nominate too.

[Gonzo]

I'll throw Inmem a nomination. He might be a spaztastic wombat but hey, he's our Spaztastic Wombat.

[Titty Meat]

Sorter

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'll throw Inmem a nomination. He might be a spaztastic wombat but hey, he's our Spaztastic Wombat.

Oh, fuck. If billay lite wins this thing, I may leave forever...

I mean fuck, he was already banned for being billay lite, begged to come back, and went back to billay lite...

[BigMeatballDave]

Sorter

[Lumpy]

Oh, ****. If billay lite wins this thing, I may leave forever...

LMAO

Well, Bye. :D

[Rams Fan]

The New Server.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

And for the record, billay has at least calmed way down.

[BigMeatballDave]

I think that Sorter joined in 2011.

Well, Poo

Blackbob

LOL

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO

Well, Bye. :D

ROFL It's been a good run.

[Gonzo]

And for the record, billay has at least calmed way down.

A 70 point shalacking will calm most people down.

(Couldn't help it)

[KC native]

Sorter.

this
edit: guess I should read the thread more before posting

[Lumpy]

Well, Poo

Blackbob

LOL

:facepalm: Respect lost, Dave.

[Gonzo]

Well, Poo

Blackbob

LOL

If he wins, Flopnuts will leave forever.

[Lumpy]

ROFL It's been a good run.

I'm sure going to miss you, buddy. :deevee:

[BigRedChief]

Oh, fuck. If billay lite wins this thing, I may leave forever...

I mean fuck, he was already banned for being billay lite, begged to come back, and went back to billay lite...that asshole is not on my Christmas card list either.

But, its the Planets choice.

[Reaper16]

Can we all just pretend Sorter joined in January of 2012?

[Lumpy]

Can we all just pretend Sorter joined in January of 2012?

I like this idea. Sorter is a cool n00b.

[cdcox]

Sorter wasn't mentioned once in last year's KOTN thread. Did he even post in 2011? Is The Academy open to considering a rule change?

[-King-]

Rain Man.

[Strongside]

*tear.

[BigRedChief]

The New Server.disqualified. Join date was previous to Jan.1st. :D

[Bugeater]

Sorter wasn't mentioned once in last year's KOTN thread. Did he even post in 2011? Is The Academy open to considering a rule change?
Yes and then throw lewdog in the mix too.

[BigRedChief]

Sorter wasn't mentioned once in last year's KOTN thread. Did he even post in 2011? Is The Academy open to considering a rule change?There has been discussion of expanding it to Nov/Dec of the previous year. I even think we did that one year. When did Sorter join?

[Rams Fan]

There has been discussion of expanding it to Nov/Dec of the previous year. I even think we did that one year. When did Sorter join?

September of 2011.

[cdcox]

There has been discussion of expanding it to Nov/Dec of the previous year. I even think we did that one year. When did Sorter join?

September. But I think the real question should be when he crossed the 100 post milestone.

[okoye35chiefs]

I think I'll nominate me!

[BigRedChief]

September. But I think the real question should be when he crossed the 100 post milestone.okay, how many posts did he post between Sept 2011 and Dec. 2011?

How many posts does he have total now?

[Nightfyre]

This year is not a very deep class. I vote we just give it to Sorter.

[BigRedChief]

I think I'll nominate me!Bad taste but not against the Academy rules.

[Lumpy]

*tear.

You're in the green, so I assume that you're not an idiot.

I nominate Strongside.

[Easy 6]

This year is not a very deep class. I vote we just give it to Sorter.

Agreed, its bad year for franchise posters.

Lets just take the one sure thing and be done with it.

[JoeyChuckles]

Do we have a Veteran of the Year award? Or MVP?

[BigRedChief]

Wasn't there a refugee from the Chiefs Coalition that joined the Planet that got a lot of props from the regulars this summer?

[BigRedChief]

Do we have a Veteran of the Year award? Or MVP?yes, the MVP award comes after the King of the n00b's is decided.

[Frazod]

Can we all just pretend Sorter joined in January of 2012?

This. I like Sorter. I like the girl with the goofy facial expressions he used to have in his avatar, too.

[BigMeatballDave]

Strongside

[SPchief]

Are we gonna have a douche of the year this year?

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Inmem58

[BigRedChief]

Are we gonna have a douche of the year this year?I think thats Frazod's deal.

[Strongside]

You're in the green, so I assume that you're not an idiot.

I nominate Strongside.
Thanks. If I don't win I'm running up on stage and announcing that Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.
http://refinedhype.com/images/uploads/kanyeswiftlarge.gif

[Frazod]

Are we gonna have a douche of the year this year?

I won't be doing it. There was way too much crying about it last year, and the mods kind of left me in the lurch when that happened, which I did not appreciate.

[cdcox]

AussieChiefsFan deserves consideration.

[scho63]

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs!

2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald
[COLOR=black]2005 King of the n00bs: Fax


What has been the success-failure-contribution of the previous N00b winners?
Fax seems to be the best contributor and long term player.

[cdcox]

Simplicity joined on 12/31/2011. Eligible? If so he should be nominated.

[Frazod]

Simplicity joined on 12/31/2011. Eligible? If so he should be nominated.

That guy's a fucking douche.

[Lumpy]

Thanks. If I don't win I'm running up on stage and announcing that Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.
http://refinedhype.com/images/uploads/kanyeswiftlarge.gif

Um, ok. Whatever floats your boat. :shrug:

FYI I gave you the nomination, so if you win... you're my bitch for all of 2013. Understand?

[cdcox]

Canofbier joined 12-11-11

[BigRedChief]

I won't be doing it. There was way too much crying about it last year, and the mods kind of left me in the lurch when that happened, which I did not appreciate.yep, I get enough grief from the N00b and MVP threads. Don't need the additional grief.

[Strongside]

Um, ok. Whatever floats your boat. :shrug:

FYI I gave you the nomination, so if you win... you're my bitch for all of 2013. Understand?

Prison rules, eh? I wasn't aware that this was one of those competitions.

[BigRedChief]

Simplicity joined on 12/31/2011. Eligible? If so he should be nominated.yes, a single day shouldn't be a disqualifer.

[cdcox]

That guy's a ****ing douche.

Denominated then!

[Lumpy]

Prison rules, eh? I wasn't aware that this was one of those competitions.

That's how we roll around here. No worries, Suzy. I'm actually quite gentle compared to the other sisters.

[BigRedChief]

That guy's a fucking douche.If thats a disqualifier than Inmem58 is out. :harumph:

[Sorter]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mef2lk8B3E1rkgn85o2_500.gif

[Deberg_1990]

Blackbob......hes entertaining and keeps things lively

[Nightfyre]

I veto any nomination of any of blacktard or his mults.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I know Sorter's last 500 posts have come in the last two weeks if that tells you anything. Too many people have requested him thinking he just joined. If the Planet decides, he's got to be in. He's already had a half a dozen nominations out of the first 40 posts. Fuck it. I'm already his damned campaign manager.

[cdcox]

okay, how many posts did he post between Sept 2011 and Dec. 2011?

How many posts does he have total now?

He has 3465 now. How many he had last year would be a DaFace question.

[BigRedChief]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mef2lk8B3E1rkgn85o2_500.gifI am sympathetic to your candidacy. But, we have always had a cut off date. I cant just make shit up or the planet will run me out of town on a rail. Make a case for your inclusion. For instance, how many posts did you make between Sept. and Dec. 2011?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

VOTE FOR THE /B TARD, OR HAND IN YOUR MAN CARD!

[Sorter]

I like this idea. Sorter is a cool n00b.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3m8zqFEpu1qcoa6s.gif

[Rasputin]

Sorter most def should be in the nomination & would get my vote.

None else are worthy at this point.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/frengers/NiceGifs/ThanksABunch.gif

Thank you Sorter for being here.

[cdcox]

Sorters first thread start (in Draft Planet none the less) was in February.

[Sorter]

I know Sorter's last 500 posts have come in the last two weeks if that tells you anything. Too many people have requested him thinking he just joined. If the Planet decides, he's got to be in. He's already had a half a dozen nominations out of the first 40 posts. **** it. I'm already his damned campaign manager.

My reaction to getting to have teh best campaign manager of all time

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9gzv6RQS1r864xl.gif

[BigRedChief]

I veto any nomination of any of blacktard or his mults.Mults are not allowded into the final poll. The mods look over the final list of n00bs that will be voted on and tell me if there are any mults.

[BoneKrusher]

Blackbob......hes entertaining and keeps things lively

agreed.

[Rasputin]

Driving Wheel doesn't seem to suck.

[crazycoffey]

What has been the success-failure-contribution of the previous N00b winners?
Fax seems to be the best contributor and long term player.


to be fair, Fax casts a rather large cyber shadow

[JoeyChuckles]

Sorter is probably the best of them all, but all he really does is post gifs. (Yeah, I know that's more than I do)

[crazycoffey]

yes, a single day shouldn't be a disqualifer.

well, you gave me six days, so one should be no problems

[Bugeater]

That guy's a fucking douche.
Well that takes care of the DoTY contest.

[Sorter]

Sorter is probably the best of them all, but all he really does is post gifs. (Yeah, I know that's more than I do)

To each their own, I suppose.

[BigRedChief]

I did a search on Sorter. I'm showing less than 30 posts in 2011 and 3300+ in 2012. The Academy board has met and rendered its verdict.

Sorter is indeed a 2012 N00b and eligible for nomination.

[Frazod]

I did a search on Sorter. I'm showing less than 30 posts in 2011 and 3300+ in 2012. The Academy board has met and rendered its verdict.

Sorter is indeed a 2012 N00b and eligible for nomination.

I NOMINATE SORTER DAMMIT

[RunKC]

tear

[Frazod]

tear

Here's a hint - if your rep's maxed out negative, you're probably not going to win this.

[Bugeater]

tear
Shut the hell up. You're one of the worst n00bs of all time.

[Sorter]

I did a search on Sorter. I'm showing less than 30 posts in 2011 and 3300+ in 2012. The Academy board has met and rendered its verdict.

Sorter is indeed a 2012 N00b and eligible for nomination.

http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/thumb/130850663434s.gif

[RunKC]

Here's a hint - if your rep's maxed out negative, you're probably not going to win this.

My rep is bad because Bugeater and Dane McCloud spend their entire lives giving worthless neg reps. Kinda sad really. 95% of the red is from those two.

[BossChief]

Sorter Is worthy.

[BigRedChief]

And in following years and this year.

The criteria for being declared a "n00b" in the current years King of the N00bs poll will have an addendum added to Section 6 paragraph 3 line 16 "If the nominated poster joined in the previous year but had less than 50 posts in that previous year, they are eligible for the current years crown".

[LiveSteam]

My rep is bad because Bugeater and Dane McCloud spend their entire lives giving worthless neg reps. Kinda sad really. 95% of the red if from those two.

Who the fuck is this Bugeater guy. & just what is a bugeater?
Guy must be from Vietnam

[BigRedChief]

My rep is bad because Bugeater and Dane McCloud spend their entire lives giving worthless neg reps. Kinda sad really. 95% of the red is from those two.So why are you worthy?

[Old Dog]

My rep is bad because Bugeater and Dane McCloud spend their entire lives giving worthless neg reps. Kinda sad really. 95% of the red is from those two.

Well here's one from me just so you don't have to cry about not getting more

[Bugeater]

My rep is bad because Bugeater and Dane McCloud spend their entire lives giving worthless neg reps. Kinda sad really. 95% of the red is from those two.
:spock: I just checked, and I've given you three neg reps. I think I've shown a considerable amount of restraint with you.

[Sorter]

Sorter Is worthy.

http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/thumb/130909952457s.gif

[RunKC]

BossChief, you giving me neg rep is hilarious.

Your dumbass wanted Tony Romo in KC next year. If that doesn't deserve neg rep idk what does.

[Bugeater]

Sorter kinda freaks me out a little. He reminds me of that weird dude with the creepy cat avatar that hung around here for a couple years. Can't remember his name at the moment though.

[Old Dog]

If that doesn't deserve neg rep idk what does.

Whining about neg rep.....hope this helps

[Sorter]

Sorter kinda freaks me out a little. He reminds me of that weird dude with the creepy cat avatar that hung around here for a couple years. Can't remember his name at the moment though.

:shake:

[BigRedChief]

BossChief, you giving me neg rep is hilarious.

Your dumbass wanted Tony Romo in KC next year. If that doesn't deserve neg rep idk what does.publicly complaining about neg rep is the worst thing you can do as a n00b.

[Bugeater]

:shake:
Do you know who I'm talking about?

[Sorter]

Do you know who I'm talking about?

Not a clue.

[RunKC]

Whining about neg rep.....hope this helps

Who's whining? The first thing I do when I come here is check to see what rep I get. I think it's hilarious to see what people write.

Worrying about neg rep on the internet is like worrying if people will comment on a Facebook status. It's laughable and not worth it.

[BossChief]

Sorter kinda freaks me out a little. He reminds me of that weird dude with the creepy cat avatar that hung around here for a couple years. Can't remember his name at the moment though.

Salame.

[Lumpy]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3m8zqFEpu1qcoa6s.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6jcexmFsr1qgryl4o1_250.gif

[BossChief]

Who's whining? The first thing I do when I come here is check to see what rep I get. I think it's hilarious to see what people write.

Worrying about neg rep on the internet is like worrying if people will comment on a Facebook status. It's laughable and not worth it.

And yet I neg repped you so I would get my portion of the 5% at 5:38 and by 5:41 you had a post on here complaining about it.

People that check rep every few minutes care about it way too much.

[lewdog]

I got royally fucked in the 2011 King of the Noobs! I demand a re-count!

[Reaper16]

Sorter is probably the best of them all, but all he really does is post gifs. (Yeah, I know that's more than I do)

Nope. He posts football schematic posts that are much more complex in thought and diagramatics than most Planateers are capable of understanding. See the thread he made last week about smash routes.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Sorter is probably the best of them all, but all he really does is post gifs. (Yeah, I know that's more than I do)

You're patently wrong. Dude's football acumen is probably top 15-20% of this board. The humor is just a bonus.

[Bugeater]

Salame.
That's it. I wonder what happened to him.

[RunKC]

And yet I neg repped you so I would get my portion of the 5% at 5:38 and by 5:41 you had a post on here complaining about it.

People that check rep every few minutes care about it way too much.

I've been on here long enough to know it was going to happen. It's funny to say the least.

[Lumpy]

I got royally ****ed in the 2011 King of the Noobs! I demand a re-count!

If it makes you feel any better, I wasn't even nominated in 2007. :(

[Bugeater]

And yet I neg repped you so I would get my portion of the 5% at 5:38 and by 5:41 you had a post on here complaining about it.

People that check rep every few minutes care about it way too much.
BOOM

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Nope. He posts football schematic posts that are much more complex in thought and diagramatics than most Planateers are capable of understanding. See the thread he made last week about smash routes.

Exactly. You know this because you're also in the top 15-20%.

[BigRedChief]

I got royally fucked in the 2011 King of the Noobs! I demand a re-count!I believe that Gonzo was in change of the Academy's customer relations board that year. Direct your evidence of the fucked over towards him.

[BossChief]

Sorter doesn't have any problems holding his weight in football conversations and adds valuable points to lots of discussions.

Strongside is a distant second (IMO) and other than that it's a ghost town.

[Bugeater]

If it makes you feel any better, I wasn't even nominated in 2007. :(
That was a horrible year too. All you would've had to do is start a thread titled "IMMA HOT CHICK" on your first day and you would've won in a landslide.

[BigRedChief]

You're patently wrong. Dude's football acumen is probably top 15-20% of this board. The humor is just a bonus.you getting warmed up for the campaign?

[Lumpy]

That was a horrible year too. All you would've had to do is start a thread titled "IMMA HOT CHICK" on your first day and you would've won in a landslide.

Why didn't I think of that?! Gah! :facepalm:

Of course, the first 6 months I was posing as a guy under a different username. I guess that would have been pretty epic. LMAO

[Gonzo]

I believe that Gonzo was in change of the Academy's customer relations board that year. Direct your evidence of the fucked over towards him.

I counted the votes, found that lewdog was ahead and said, "Fuck that guy."
That's how we do it every year, right?

[Bugeater]

I got royally fucked in the 2011 King of the Noobs! I demand a re-count!
I got your back dude. If they're letting Sorter in then I'm going to start a write-in campaign for you.

[Old Dog]

OK, if we're bending the rules for Sorter, I'm nominating Lumpy

[Mr. Flopnuts]

you getting warmed up for the campaign?

I've already declared and he's already accepted. It's official.

[Gonzo]

OK, if we're bending the rules for Sorter, I'm nominating Lumpy

Well, shit. If that's the case... I'm nominating myself.

[Lumpy]

OK, if we're bending the rules for Sorter, I'm nominating Lumpy

PBJ

[Bugeater]

Well, shit. If that's the case... I'm nominating myself.
Good luck trying to beat out Lumpy since the Planet knows she has boobs now.

[Easy 6]

Salame.

LMAO something about that gay porno cat avatar was very creepy, throw in the cryptic posts and it was all a bit disconcerting.

[lewdog]

I got your back dude. If they're letting Sorter in then I'm going to start a write-in campaign for you.

ROFL

Ok

[Gonzo]

Good luck trying to beat out Lumpy since the Planet knows she has boobs now.

"Now" being the operative word here.

[lewdog]

I counted the votes, found that lewdog was ahead and said, "**** that guy."
That's how we do it every year, right?

If memory serves me correct, I think I had Beerme as my campaign manager.

I think his drinking might have gotten in the way of him keeping the gas pedal down through the campaign. He let up at the end.

[Lumpy]

If memory serves me correct, I think I had Beerme as my campaign manager.

I think his drinking might have gotten in the way of him keeping the gas pedal down through the campaign. He let up at the end.

Or perhaps he didn't drink enough? :hmmm:

[BigRedChief]

OK, if we're bending the rules for Sorter, I'm nominating LumpyJust instituting a new rule. Thats reasonable to have less than 50 posts in the previous year or all time. I think everyone can agree that a poster with less than 50 posts is indeed a n00b.

It does make it unfair for the posters who join in Nov/Dec to get on anyones radar.

[Sorter]

I've already declared and he's already accepted. It's official.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcy10uCAeD1rkty0bo1_500.gif

[Sorter]

You're patently wrong. Dude's football acumen is probably top 15-20% of this board. The humor is just a bonus.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5wfbfvnR1rliugfo1_250.gif

[Old Dog]

It does make it unfair for the posters who join in Nov/Dec to get on anyones radar.

They both joined in September.
I'm maintaining my stance

[Frazod]

My rep is bad because Bugeater and Dane McCloud spend their entire lives giving worthless neg reps. Kinda sad really. 95% of the red is from those two.

Meh. I agree with their takes on n00bs more often than not. So chances are I agree with their reasons.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Sorter.

And it's not even fucking close.

[BigRedChief]

They both joined in September.
I'm maintaining my stanceMaintain all you want. Less than 50 posts, your eligible, thats only fair.

Besides its obvious Sorter is going to run away with the crown this year.

[Lumpy]

They both joined in September.
I'm maintaining my stance

LMAO

I appreciate your nomination, but I'm an '07 n00b.

Damn, I've been here for over 5 years? :hmmm: Crazy!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Prison Bitch is surely just a n00b out in Lee's Summit (New York) and his takes on men's endowments are second to none. Just chocked full of original postings in the realignment thread.

[Old Dog]

Maintain all you want. Less than 50 posts, your eligible.

I honestly don't give a shit....I'm just giving you a hard time.

[Old Dog]

LMAO

I appreciate your nomination, but I'm an '07 n00b.

Damn, I've been here for over 5 years? :hmmm: Crazy!

I'm just flipping shit to BRC. It's more entertaining than anything else I'm doing right now.

[BigRedChief]

I honestly don't give a shit....I'm just giving you a hard time.WTF? :LOL:

[KurtCobain]

I'm a pretty badass n00b.

[BigRedChief]

Prison Bitch is surely just a n00b out in Lee's Summit (New York) and his takes on men's endowments are second to none. Just chocked full of original postings in the realignment thread.Whats his join date?

[Old Dog]

WTF? :LOL:

Yeah, that might have read the wrong way....I was just saying I was only giving you a hard time. I don't get wrapped up in the Academy stuff. Sorry if it didn't come across that way.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'm a pretty badass n00b.

So far so good. You're getting special consideration.

[Rasputin]

I nominate Bob Dole.

[KurtCobain]

So far so good. You're getting special consideration.

It's because I wear three pairs of shorts under my pants at all times

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

It's because I wear three pairs of. shorts under my pants at all times

Then it sounds like you should nominate Demonpenz as your campaign manager.

I get that kind of vibe from him too.

[BigRedChief]

I nominate Marv Albertis this real?

I thought we weren't allowed to use celebrity names as user names?

[Rasputin]

is this real?

I thought we weren't allowed to use celebrity names as user names?

No was joke LMAO


Seriously tho Marv Alberts was king for a day with his Sea of Black & SOC talk during the Bungles game. I loved him for that no homo. :D

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

is this real?

I thought we weren't allowed to use celebrity names as user names?

Careful, he'll bite you.

[Ceej]

Whoever suggested Simplicity should be banned for life.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Whoever suggested Simplicity should be banned for life.

I nominate Blackboob for a public flogging...

[In58men]

I'll throw Inmem a nomination. He might be a spaztastic wombat but hey, he's our Spaztastic Wombat.

I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Sorter and I made friends 2 days ago and he told me I was his hero in a rep. That alone means he should win.

:D









*sorry for all the votes I just cost you Boxxy dude.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

/Walken

I'm torn between you and Sorter here...

[In58men]

/Walken

I'm torn between you and Sorter here...

It's okay if you cheat on me ;-)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Actually tegu is good in the Royals thread too....

GAH! I can't decide!

[BigRedChief]

If memory serves me correct, I think I had Beerme as my campaign manager.There's your lesson for this years n00bs. Select your campaign manager with care.:rolleyes:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

There's your lesson for this years n00bs. Select your campaign manager with care.:rolleyes:

What the hell with the rolling eyes???

:deevee:

FTR if I was anyones campaign manager it's nice to find that out now.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It's okay if you cheat on me ;-)

If you'd wear your hat correctly you'd be a shoe in.

ROFL

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

So, if we don't draft Geno and I have to kill my username in a slow, painful suicide, I want consideration for 2013 KOTN.

I'll be coming back as "Sweet Daddy Williams", TV's original pimp.

Just so you know.

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole is easily entertained

[alnorth]

I like Sorter, thats probably going to be my vote.

Incidentally, I checked back through prior votes (no clue in 2007, cant find that poll), and I'm wondering if we'll wind up with an all-time record winning vote percentage.

#1: 2009, BossChief 45.63% (after accounting for fraudulent votes)
#2: 2006, Bill Parcells 31.20%
#3: 2010, Shogun 28.50%
#4: 2011, BoneKrusher 26.53%
#5: 2008, no one 18.18%

[BigRedChief]

/Walken

I'm torn between you and Sorter here...This thread is only for nominations. The next one is poll and vote.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

This thread is only for nominations. The next one is poll and vote.

Yes I know. I nominated (kind of) Sorter first so I'll stick with him. Mostly I'm just hurt by your words to lew about me.

:sulk:

:(




:)

[BigRedChief]

I like Sorter, thats probably going to be my vote.

Incidentally, I checked back through prior votes (no clue in 2007, cant find that poll), and I'm wondering if we'll wind up with an all-time record winning vote percentage.

#1: 2009, BossChief 45.63% (after accounting for fraudulent votes)
#2: 2006, Bill Parcells 31.20%
#3: 2010, Shogun 28.50%
#4: 2011, BoneKrusher 26.53%
#5: 2008, no one 18.18%yeah FAX, HAMAS and SPchief split the votes in 2005.

[Sorter]

Yes I know. I nominated (kind of) Sorter first so I'll stick with him. Mostly I'm just hurt by your words to lew about me.

:sulk:

:(




:)



You get the big GIF

http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/src/130909952457.gif

[alnorth]

Has rainman ever not won MVP? Or is there some kind of term-limit rule?

[RNR]

There's your lesson for this years n00bs. Select your campaign manager with care.:rolleyes:

So they should avoid a clown like you. For someone like you to roll your eyes at beer me is amusing to say the least~

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

You get the big GIF

http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/src/130909952457.gif

bro hug

[LiveSteam]

So they should avoid a clown like you. For someone like you to roll your eyes at beer me is amusing to say the least~

Go check out post #102 :D

[RNR]

Go check out post #102 :D

BRC is as shallow as a tear drop. As phony as they come~

[BigRedChief]

What has been the success-failure-contribution of the previous N00b winners?
Fax seems to be the best contributor and long term player.Comparing the orginal King of the N00bs FAX to those that followed is like comparing Bush/Obama to George Washington.

Crazy Coffey spent two years in Iraq after his win. his 10:00 pm thread is legendary
Boss Chief is doing well
Shogun is a great poster
Bonekrusher is a helluva good guy and well liked on the board

[Sorter]

bro hug

:clap::clap:

[BigRedChief]

So they should avoid a clown like you. For someone like you to roll your eyes at beer me is amusing to say the least~hey you take your personal insults and BS out of this thread. This is a fun thread. I will ban you from this thread.

Me and beer me are good friends. We have met IRL many times. The :rolleyes: was to make sure that no one thought I was being serious. Evidently thats not even enough.

[RNR]

hey you take your personal insults and BS out of this thread. This is a fun thread. I will ban you from this thread.

Me and beer me are good friends. We have met IRL many times. The :rolleyes: was to make sure that no one thought I was being serious. Evidently thats not even enough.

Eat shit~

[BigRedChief]

Has rainman ever not won MVP? Or is there some kind of term-limit rule?No term limits. If your the MVP, you are the MVP. Even if its voted that its FAX and Rainman every year.

[BigRedChief]

Eat shit~C ya

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

C ya

LMAO

[Sorter]

Eat shit~

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/530495_o.gif

[Sorter]

C ya

Fuck, late again today.


I'm slipping.

[BigRedChief]

Fuck, late again today.


I'm slipping.you have the early lead and a great campaign manager. Just don't take the crown for granted. I think that Inmem58 has some support for the crown.

[Sorter]

you have the early lead and a great campaign manager. Just don't take the crown for granted. I think that Inmem58 has some support for the crown.

Will do cara.

[In58men]

If you'd wear your hat correctly you'd be a shoe in.

ROFL

I wear it depending on my teams direction......backwards

[unlurking]

Capt. Tasty Cheeks

;)

[crazycoffey]

And in following years and this year.

The criteria for being declared a "n00b" in the current years King of the N00bs poll will have an addendum added to Section 6 paragraph 3 line 16 "If the nominated poster joined in the previous year but had less than 50 posts in that previous year, they are eligible for the current years crown".

I think I might have had 500 in five days, fwiw.

[BigRedChief]

all nominations are caught up to date here. If I missed someone let me know.

[alnorth]

you have the early lead and a great campaign manager. Just don't take the crown for granted. I think that Inmem58 has some support for the crown.

Someone will emerge as the not-Sorter alternative, but I really don't see how he could lose. It would be an epic collapse.

[BigRedChief]

Someone will emerge as the not-Sorter alternative, but I really don't see how he could lose. It would be an epic collapse.yeah someone will get the bribe total up for the alternate candidate and make it a race.

[BigRedChief]

I think I might have had 500 in five days, fwiw.chugging the red bulls?

[Unsmooth-Moment]

Sorter

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I wear it depending on my teams direction......backwards

Well played. My vote is back up in the air once we get to that.

[BigRedChief]

Well played. My vote is back up in the air once we get to that.It's best to wait and see what the bribes are too.

[alnorth]

yeah someone will get the bribe total up for the alternate candidate and make it a race.

if someone goes nuts with the bribes, I might have the casino cash to counter it.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It's best to wait and see what the bribes are too.

NO! I will vote my conscience! This is too important!


:D

[lewdog]

That InMen guy seems ok.

[NJChiefsFan]

And this is the first year I've thought we've had someone valid in a couple of years.

http://imgupld.lunaticoutpost.com/graphic/images/2012/January/03/7945_4F0377CA.gif

[MOhillbilly]

I nominate Chiefsrocka.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I am really fucking disappointed I was unable to troll Inmem. Kudos, sir. You may be a formidable opponent.

[BigRedChief]

NO! I will vote my conscience! This is too important!


:DEvery man has his price.:evil:

[KurtCobain]

I vote for capt tasty cheeks too

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I vote for capt tasty cheeks too

Yeah, he'd win hands down because he's been here for years. He's not eligible.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

http://imgupld.lunaticoutpost.com/graphic/images/2012/January/03/7945_4F0377CA.gif

I didn't know you last year.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Every man has his price.:evil:

I could use 20 bucks... I won't lie.

[BigRedChief]

I am really fucking disappointed I was unable to troll Inmem. Kudos, sir. You may be a formidable opponent.He's minding his P's and Q's. He doesn't want to get banned from the thread. Wouldn't look good for a candidate for King of the N00bs to be banned from the King of the N00bs thread.

But, I do see Inmem58 and Sorter as the only candidates with enough support to take the crown.

[NJChiefsFan]

I didn't know you last year.

Ha it's alright. Just felt like a good time for a gif. Bonekrusher is better than me anyway.

[MOhillbilly]

Prison Bitch, nominated.

[BigRedChief]

Yeah, he'd win hands down because he's been here for years. He's not eligible.uhhh? he's a mult?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

He's minding his P's and Q's. He doesn't want to get banned from the thread. Wouldn't look good for a candidate for King of the N00bs to be banned from the King of the N00bs thread.

But, I do see Inmem58 and Sorter as the only candidates with enough support to take the crown.

I think Sorter is unstoppable, but I knew he was the only one. Operation meltdown failed.

[KurtCobain]

Yeah, he'd win hands down because he's been here for years. He's not eligible.

I have some cream that can unflop your nuts.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

uhhh? he's a mult?

She thinks I'm a baby cause the Dolphin's make me cry. But there's nothing I can doooooooooooo, I only wanna be with youuuuuuuu.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I have some cream that can unflop your nuts.

You're freaking me out dude.

[NJChiefsFan]

He's minding his P's and Q's. He doesn't want to get banned from the thread. Wouldn't look good for a candidate for King of the N00bs to be banned from the King of the N00bs thread..

That might be just crazy enough to work.

[KurtCobain]

uhhh? he's a mult?

Hootie

[BigRedChief]

I could use 20 bucks... I won't lie.Maybe you can catch Mr. Flopnuts after he's has a good day at work?

[KurtCobain]

You're freaking me out dude.

I love you, bruh. You know this.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Maybe you can catch Mr. Flopnuts after he's has a good day at work?

Hasn't been good lately...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I love you, bruh. You know this.

Hey, we're good as long as you stay away from my pocket rockets.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Aussie is a good dude and I could support him if he hadn't posted THE ENTIRE FUCKING TECH9NE (however you spell it) CATALOG IN THE RANDOM MUSIC VIDEO THREAD!

GAH! STOP IT!

[BigRedChief]

Hootieyou knew this and still nominated him?:hmmm:

[KurtCobain]

That InMen guy seems ok.

Aussie is a good dude and I could support him if he hadn't posted THE ENTIRE ****ING TECH9NE (however you spell it) CATALOG IN THE RANDOM MUSIC VIDEO THREAD!

GAH! STOP IT!

STRANGE

[BigRedChief]

Hey, we're good as long as you stay away from my pocket rockets.Do I need to post a gaydar alert?

[Sorter]

I think Sorter is unstoppable, but I knew he was the only one. Operation meltdown failed.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mebhi4lZg51rvzdh2.gif

[KurtCobain]

you knew this and still nominated him?:hmmm:

I thought he counted as a n00b. I had no idea how this thing works.

[KurtCobain]

Hey, we're good as long as you stay away from my pocket rockets.

Just trying to help, sir.

[alnorth]

wait, more than one person can nominate someone?

OK, fine I'll also nominate Sorter. He already has a campaign manager and plenty of operatives working on his campaign, though. I can fill the role of the crazy rich Billionaire who can fund a Sorter-PAC against any credible opposition if necessary.

[BigRedChief]

I thought he counted as a n00b. I had no idea how this thing works.okay cool beans

[KurtCobain]

wait, more than one person can nominate someone?

OK, fine I'll also nominate Sorter. He already has a campaign manager and plenty of operatives working on his campaign, though. I can fill the role of the crazy rich Billionaire who can fund a Sorter-PAC against any credible opposition if necessary.

I'll have a campaign manager asap, if need be. I am the one and only guy for this contest.

[LiveSteam]

:popcorn:

[BigRedChief]

wait, more than one person can nominate someone?

OK, fine I'll also nominate Sorter. He already has a campaign manager and plenty of operatives working on his campaign, though. I can fill the role of the crazy rich Billionaire who can fund a Sorter-PAC against any credible opposition if necessary.In the early years we would get 30-40 nominees. So we narrowed it down to who got the most seconded nominations. But, this year everyone who gets nominated will make it to the final poll. There is no advantage to multiple nominations. Your nominated, your in the voting poll.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

wait, more than one person can nominate someone?

OK, fine I'll also nominate Sorter. He already has a campaign manager and plenty of operatives working on his campaign, though. I can fill the role of the crazy rich Billionaire who can fund a Sorter-PAC against any credible opposition if necessary.

BOOM! And the fundraising begins!

[BigRedChief]

I'll have a campaign manager asap, if need be. I am the one and only guy for this contest.uhhhhh you havent even been nominated yet.

[Sorter]

uhhhhh you havent even been nominated yet.

http://i39.tinypic.com/b7kmr7.jpg

[Setsuna]

I veto any nomination of any of blacktard or his mults.

I'm quite hurt by this post. :(

[Sorter]

wait, more than one person can nominate someone?

OK, fine I'll also nominate Sorter. He already has a campaign manager and plenty of operatives working on his campaign, though. I can fill the role of the crazy rich Billionaire who can fund a Sorter-PAC against any credible opposition if necessary.

Hell yes!!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm quite hurt by this post. :(

I'm going to change your name to Sandusuna. Yeah. You know why. Yeah.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

uhhhhh you havent even been nominated yet.

ROFL

[doomy3]

you knew this and still nominated him?:hmmm:

You better ban him from your little thread.

[doomy3]

And Sorter better run away with this thing.

[BigRedChief]

You better ban him from your little thread.This is a fun thread. Anyone who brings negative BS or insults into this thread are gone.

[BigRedChief]

And Sorter better run away with this thing.I will predict the largest landslide in the history of the "King of the N00bs".

[Mr. Flopnuts]

This is a fun thread. Anyone who brings negative BS or insults into this thread are gone.

http://www.sowal.com/bb/images/smilies/michael-jackson-eating-popcorn.gif

[Strongside]

I'm a nominee but I'm voting Sorter as well. Solid résumé.

[Sorter]

And Sorter better run away with this thing.

http://i53.tinypic.com/24lpwes.jpg

[Sorter]

I will predict the largest landslide in the history of the "King of the N00bs".

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meb5jgRFQP1qapwha.gif