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BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 01:24 PM
The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs!

The poll will close on Dec. 10th at 6:00 pm central time.

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.


All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
Please post all NSFW or possible NSFW pics as links or with spoiler tags.
Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown.
if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.
You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks.


The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the n00bs nominations:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639&highlight=king+of+the+n00bs+2010)

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222&highlight=king+of+the+n00bs+2010)

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year)

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year)

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs)

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs)

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs)

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+noobs)

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488 (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488)

Previous honorees:
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Current and known bribes:

Sorter:
$500,000 casino cash per vote from BRC. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts). As long as my cash lasts. And gets hit with BRC's huge rep stick. N00bs multiple times. Need to post in this thread to make it easier to rep. $12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

$100,000 casino cash per vote from Shogon. $43,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts) or Sorter

$75,000,000 in casino cash will be split up between all voters evenly that vote for sorter. Al North

Blackbob:
Anyone who votes for blackbob get neg repped every day for the rest of their life from Pestilence (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=8666)

Inmem58
Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect. From Gonzo

Rasputin
12-03-2012, 01:25 PM
poll in before

Ace Gunner
12-03-2012, 01:25 PM
black is dark

Rasputin
12-03-2012, 01:27 PM
Congratulations Sorter. Glad you won this thing. Cool.

Sorter
12-03-2012, 01:27 PM
ROFLROFLpoll in before

Sorter
12-03-2012, 01:27 PM
Congratulations Sorter. Glad you won this thing. Cool.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdclliDENv1r64zjfo1_400.gif

Fairplay
12-03-2012, 01:28 PM
we are poll less

Lumpy
12-03-2012, 01:28 PM
we are poll less

We need poll!

Ace Gunner
12-03-2012, 01:29 PM
ya but I'm gonna slap the cow
http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/thumb/131541572235s.gif

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 01:30 PM
We need poll!geeezzz I have to type that shit in by hand.:harumph:

Shogun
12-03-2012, 01:30 PM
100k in casino cash for each vote towards Sorter

Sorter
12-03-2012, 01:32 PM
100k in casino cash for each vote towards Sorter

http://i51.tinypic.com/30wy3yc.jpg

Pasta Little Brioni
12-03-2012, 01:32 PM
I was joking when I nominated Prison Bitch...It's Wickedtard ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 01:33 PM
How long is this poll going to remain open? This is an important question. :fire:

The Franchise
12-03-2012, 01:34 PM
Anybody who votes for Robert the Blacktard is going to get negrepped every day for life.

Lumpy
12-03-2012, 01:34 PM
geeezzz I have to type that shit in by hand.:harumph:

Type faster. GAH!

:D

Rasputin
12-03-2012, 01:35 PM
http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww110/jigglyballz/Gifs/b3593c0c.gif

Sorter
12-03-2012, 01:35 PM
Anybody who votes for Robert the Blacktard is going to get negrepped every day for life.

LMAO


...but seriously.

Sorter
12-03-2012, 01:35 PM
http://i710.photobucket.com/albums/ww110/jigglyballz/Gifs/b3593c0c.gif

LMAO, lost big time. Wasn't expecting that and hadn't seen it in a long time.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 01:37 PM
I have advised my candidate to withhold his vote at this time.

Lumpy
12-03-2012, 01:37 PM
<---------------------- Holding out for bribes and ass kissing. :evil:

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 01:37 PM
How long is this poll going to remain open? This is an important question. :fire:lets say one weeks notice before it closes?

Rasputin
12-03-2012, 01:38 PM
LMAO, lost big time. Wasn't expecting that and hadn't seen it in a long time.



Was going to lead with this but Ahhh creap me out
http://i918.photobucket.com/albums/ad28/CptFox/Misc/GoodMorning.gif

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 01:41 PM
lets say one weeks notice before it closes?

Looking at the early results should we just close it now? I haven't even broken out the goodies yet. I can do a lot better than casino cash. :fire:

Shogun
12-03-2012, 01:42 PM
<---------------------- Holding out for bribes and ass kissing. :evil:

I would drag my balls through 50 miles of broken glass to get to a river made of lava just so i could try to swim across it hoping to get to a home depot that you once bought a hammer from 5 years ago.

Vote Sorter, Thanks.

SPchief
12-03-2012, 01:43 PM
I believe Inmen promised pics of his ex girlfriends?

Lumpy
12-03-2012, 01:44 PM
I would drag my balls through 50 miles of broken glass to get to a river made of lava just so i could try to swim across it hoping to get to a home depot that you once bought a hammer from 5 years ago.

Vote Sorter, Thanks.

ROFL

Next...

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 01:44 PM
Mr. Sorter, show Inmem what is in store for him.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 01:45 PM
I believe Inmen promised pics of his ex girlfriends?mentioned as a possibility in the nomination thread. All bribes have to be posted in this thread.

Sorter
12-03-2012, 01:46 PM
Oh Inmen...

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4619/thettightestthingeverzl4.gif

Bring it.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 01:47 PM
Oh Inmen...

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4619/thettightestthingeverzl4.gif

Bring it.

So you're saying he's really in men? I understand. :Lin: NTTAWWT

Shogun
12-03-2012, 01:49 PM
Oh Inmen...

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4619/thettightestthingeverzl4.gif

Bring it.

http://i28.tinypic.com/2dad1k4.jpg

Sorter
12-03-2012, 01:50 PM
http://i28.tinypic.com/2dad1k4.jpg

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2701/yourawesomeaj6.gif

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 01:50 PM
Mr. Sorter, show Inmem what is in store for him.$12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

Shogun
12-03-2012, 01:50 PM
$12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

$43,000,000 here. Where do I send it?

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 01:51 PM
$12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

BOOM! We will buy you. With casino cash and other things. Who wants rep points? MODDDDDDDDD REP POINTS!!!!!!!

Rasputin
12-03-2012, 01:52 PM
And from looking at the votes (not surprised) Sorter takes the early lead
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z449/ThePudds/theUltimateBluff.gif

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 01:53 PM
Sorter - 16
Field - 4

Shogun
12-03-2012, 01:53 PM
Donated $43,000,000.00 + to Flopnuts Sorter fund

Sorter
12-03-2012, 01:54 PM
Inmem's campaign so far

http://michael-lamjc.coolcats.fr/wp-content//b975e34dc67bedde532ac48eaf17df83.gif

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 01:54 PM
And from looking at the votes (not surprised) Sorter takes the early lead
http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z449/ThePudds/theUltimateBluff.gifSometimes the early lead doesnt pan out. all the opposing voters will get behind the alternate candidate and make a run at the front runner.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 01:55 PM
All votes for Sorter get a 500k casino cash gift. After voting PM Sorter and he will pay you.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 01:56 PM
$43,000,000 here. Where do I send it?I sent mine to Sorter's campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts).

Sorter
12-03-2012, 01:57 PM
I sent mine to Sorter's campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts).

Either option will work.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 01:57 PM
Hey Sorter, if you don't know how to send game room cash, PM me. Suddenly it looks like you have plenty of capital to pay off those bribes I just promised.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 01:58 PM
Inmem's campaign so far

http://michael-lamjc.coolcats.fr/wp-content//b975e34dc67bedde532ac48eaf17df83.gif

I cringed. Hard. I think I pulled something.

Sorter
12-03-2012, 01:58 PM
$12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r88/amibepower/officespace2yb.gif

Graystoke
12-03-2012, 02:00 PM
Early and strong lead for Sorter.
This is gonna be a whhooopppin!

Shogun
12-03-2012, 02:02 PM
Definitely not gonna be as close as My race with The new server

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 02:02 PM
Hey! Inmem got a 2nd vote from...Inmem. Way to go!

Sorter
12-03-2012, 02:04 PM
Hey! Inmem got a 2nd vote from...Inmem. Way to go!

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f143/pwit/Owned3-1.gif

In58men
12-03-2012, 02:05 PM
1. Inmem58 donated his hard earned money to the SOC movement, Sorter did not. FACT

2. Inmem58 has been more active on this board, Sorter is not. FACT

3. Inmem58 posted a picture of his girlfriend, Sorter is stingy. FACT

4. Inmem58 creates cool drunk threads, Sorter doesn't. FACT

5. Inmem58 made the Kansas City Star by calling for Pioli's firing, Sorter did not. FACT


........I am Inmem58 and I approve this message.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 02:05 PM
LMAO This guy is the gif king!

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 02:06 PM
A vote for Inmem, is a vote for in men!

In58men
12-03-2012, 02:06 PM
Hey! Inmem got a 2nd vote from...Inmem. Way to go!

You bastard :'-(

Dayze
12-03-2012, 02:07 PM
Seriously.....I'm amazed at the gifs.
....and even more amazed at the filing/name structure so he can pull these up at a drop of the hat. lol

okoye35chiefs
12-03-2012, 02:08 PM
do I at least get a participation ribbon?

Rasputin
12-03-2012, 02:08 PM
LMAO This guy is the gif king!

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r233/jrlol/x54bk1.gif

In58men
12-03-2012, 02:10 PM
do I at least get a participation ribbon?

We get honorable mention pencils :-/

Sorter
12-03-2012, 02:10 PM
Seriously.....I'm amazed at the gifs.
....and even more amazed at the filing/name structure so he can pull these up at a drop of the hat. lol

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/1368/bouncingballs26ot2hm4kx1li.gif

Sorter
12-03-2012, 02:10 PM
You bastard :'-(

http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/4541/lolbottle6hd.gif

okoye35chiefs
12-03-2012, 02:14 PM
We get honorable mention pencils :-/

unsharpened so we don't hurt ourselves of course..

Rasputin
12-03-2012, 02:14 PM
You bastard :'-(

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j229/iamthemog/pwned.gif

Shogun
12-03-2012, 02:16 PM
@ BRC. I donated all of my funds to the campaign manager of Sorter so it would be paid out that way. Can you please update the OP so I do not get any PM's regarding the issue? Thanks.

Graystoke
12-03-2012, 02:17 PM
http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/1368/bouncingballs26ot2hm4kx1li.gif

dam I could stare at that all day:drool:

Sorter
12-03-2012, 02:19 PM
dam I could stare at that all day:drool:

Here's some Keyra for you

NSFW:
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/3/6/c3639f68d98a815f7b9372439156138f.gif

Easy 6
12-03-2012, 02:19 PM
Well, this was a pointless execise.

But Karl Rove says its still too early to call.

Sorter
12-03-2012, 02:32 PM
Inmem's campaign bus

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b349/MichaelTheHuTT/More%20gifs/9295bus.gif

Rasputin
12-03-2012, 02:37 PM
I would like to see AussieChiefs get more votes he is deserving to be second place.

Sorter
12-03-2012, 02:37 PM
I would like to see AussieChiefs get more votes he is deserving to be second place.

Totally.

Raiderhater
12-03-2012, 02:44 PM
I'm holding off for the time being but, I'm kin of leaning towards Mr. Tegu.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 02:44 PM
do I at least get a participation ribbon?no you nominated yourself.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 02:46 PM
@ BRC. I donated all of my funds to the campaign manager of Sorter so it would be paid out that way. Can you please update the OP so I do not get any PM's regarding the issue? Thanks.How much did you donate?

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 02:47 PM
We get honorable mention pencils :-/What happened to your campaign?

Shogun
12-03-2012, 02:51 PM
How much did you donate?

43,000,000.00

Gonzo
12-03-2012, 02:53 PM
Well, I could get involved here... I was considering the old stand-by for Inmem. You know, lumpy boobs and all that. I could also make this a battle of the Mod's. offering one hundred million in C-cash and Mod rep ad-nausea.
But...

I really don't have time. Both n00bs are good guys and have done well here. Both are post whores but at least they bring something to the board.
I like both guys quite a bit and that's a goddamned amazing thing since most people piss me off. I think Mike has a little more passion for this stuff than I do anyway.

Here's what I'll do... Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect.

There ya to buddy. I'll check back in later. Start getting people on your campaign team to add to the bribes. That's how this place works man. (That's how I won MVP a couple years ago, anyway).

Back to work...
Good luck, douchers.

In58men
12-03-2012, 03:00 PM
Well, I could get involved here... I was considering the old stand-by for Inmem. You know, lumpy boobs and all that. I could also make this a battle of the Mod's. offering one hundred million in C-cash and Mod rep ad-nausea.
But...

I really don't have time. Both n00bs are good guys and have done well here. Both are post whores but at least they bring something to the board.
I like both guys quite a bit and that's a goddamned amazing thing since most people piss me off. I think Mike has a little more passion for this stuff than I do anyway.

Here's what I'll do... Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect.

There ya to buddy. I'll check back in later. Start getting people on your campaign team to add to the bribes. That's how this place works man. (That's how I won MVP a couple years ago, anyway).

Back to work...
Good luck, douchers.

You're my hero. When I grow up I wanna be a bad ass like you.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 03:00 PM
I was joking when I nominated Prison Bitch...It's Wickedtard ROFLYou think the nominations are a joke? Sorter gif this joker on what the Academy does with comedians?

Sorter
12-03-2012, 03:02 PM
You're my hero. When I grow up I wanna be a bad ass like you.

http://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/meanwhile-in-the-middle-east.gif

Sorter
12-03-2012, 03:03 PM
You think the nominations are a joke? Sorter gif this joker on what the Academy does with comedians?

PGM voted for me. We've been homies for a while.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 03:03 PM
Well, I could get involved here... I was considering the old stand-by for Inmem. You know, lumpy boobs and all that. I could also make this a battle of the Mod's. offering one hundred million in C-cash and Mod rep ad-nausea.
But...

I really don't have time. Both n00bs are good guys and have done well here. Both are post whores but at least they bring something to the board.
I like both guys quite a bit and that's a goddamned amazing thing since most people piss me off. I think Mike has a little more passion for this stuff than I do anyway.

Here's what I'll do... Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect.

There ya to buddy. I'll check back in later. Start getting people on your campaign team to add to the bribes. That's how this place works man. (That's how I won MVP a couple years ago, anyway).

Back to work...
Good luck, douchers.Thats mod cheating. And you were a member of the Academy for years. You just lost your clearance. :harumph:

okoye35chiefs
12-03-2012, 03:03 PM
no you nominated yourself.


hey I looked at the pictures in the rule book and nowhere did it state I couldn't...

Sorter
12-03-2012, 03:04 PM
Thats mod cheating. And you were a member of the Academy for years. You just lost your clearance. :harumph:

http://i.imgur.com/973nL.gif

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 03:04 PM
43,000,000.00OP updated.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 03:08 PM
hey I looked at the pictures in the rule book and nowhere did it state I couldn't...Academy by-laws section 38 page 15 line 4 clearly states............ "if a candidate nominates themselves, they forfeit the right to receive a participation ribbon."

Gonzo
12-03-2012, 03:09 PM
Thats mod cheating. And you were a member of the Academy for years. You just lost your clearance. :harumph:

Hey now... That's what this place is all about man. You know these things. LMAO

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 03:12 PM
Hey now... That's what this place is all about man. You know these things. LMAOWe expect the key to the executive washroom returned to the front desk by COB.:harumph:

In58men
12-03-2012, 03:14 PM
This is an ass raping.

Gonzo
12-03-2012, 03:20 PM
We expect the key to the executive washroom returned to the front desk by COB.:harumph:

I'm suing for unemployment benefits. I'm Also reporting all the sexual harassment!

Gonzo
12-03-2012, 03:21 PM
This is an ass raping.

You'd probably get some votes from the DC monkeys if you offered that up.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 03:26 PM
I'm suing for unemployment benefits. I'm Also reporting all the sexual harassment!Lumpy was kicked off the Academy board years ago when she reneged on the boobage bet. The Academy cant be responsible for her harrasement. As far as the rest.....talk to the Academy lawyer we have on retainer.
Jackie Fucking Chiles!
http://socialtimes.com/files/2010/12/Jackie-Chiles.jpg

Raiderhater
12-03-2012, 03:31 PM
Wow, Sorter's campaign is offering $500,000, and now inmem's is offering $10 mil plus heavy rep?

I think it is wise of me to sit back and wait a while and watch this thing escalate....

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 03:34 PM
Wow, Sorter's campaign is offering $500,000, and now inmem's is offering $10 mil plus heavy rep?

I think it is wise of me to sit back and wait a while and watch this thing escalate....Are you saying you can be bought?

Raiderhater
12-03-2012, 03:39 PM
Are you saying you can be bought?


It is possible. Price has to be right. I may be a whore but, I ain't no cheap f#ck.

BoneKrusher
12-03-2012, 03:42 PM
i'm voting for the n00b that offers the most rep.

Sweet Daddy Hate
12-03-2012, 03:43 PM
Voted.

rockymtnchief
12-03-2012, 03:47 PM
Sorter. Now where's the free beer?

Bub
12-03-2012, 03:47 PM
Voted for Bob. He was right about a lot of things and his mock draft is the best of the bunch. I have to ignore sorter. The gifs are really lame.

Sweet Daddy Hate
12-03-2012, 03:48 PM
Voted for Bob. He was right about a lot of things and his mock draft is the best of the bunch. I have to ignore sorter. The gifs are really lame.


GET THE FUCK OUTTA' HERE!!!!!@!@!@!@

KurtCobain
12-03-2012, 03:49 PM
Who to vote for?

Sweet Daddy Hate
12-03-2012, 03:50 PM
Lumpy was kicked off the Academy board years ago when she reneged on the boobage bet. The Academy cant be responsible for her harrasement. As far as the rest.....talk to the Academy lawyer we have on retainer.
Jackie Fucking Chiles!
http://socialtimes.com/files/2010/12/Jackie-Chiles.jpg

I remember that reneg. That was some sad day shit in the history of this fine institution.

SDChiefs
12-03-2012, 03:51 PM
Sorter for the motherfucking win.

KurtCobain
12-03-2012, 03:53 PM
I don't know who to vote for. Black bob is a tempting vote to see if pestilence can hold his end if the deal, but then there's those other two who are actually good posters

Strongside
12-03-2012, 03:56 PM
Congrats, Sorter!

Sorter
12-03-2012, 03:58 PM
I don't know who to vote for. Black bob is a tempting vote to see if pestilence can hold his end if the deal, but then there's those other two who are actually good posters

Remember, this is for posterity.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSQYaCz-o2_EOY91tDW4x1LfFnWUcZqSVOGY_BNN_5z09kuUrf

Sorter
12-03-2012, 03:59 PM
Well, I could get involved here... I was considering the old stand-by for Inmem. You know, lumpy boobs and all that. I could also make this a battle of the Mod's. offering one hundred million in C-cash and Mod rep ad-nausea.
But...

I really don't have time. Both n00bs are good guys and have done well here. Both are post whores but at least they bring something to the board.
I like both guys quite a bit and that's a goddamned amazing thing since most people piss me off. I think Mike has a little more passion for this stuff than I do anyway.

Here's what I'll do... Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect.

There ya to buddy. I'll check back in later. Start getting people on your campaign team to add to the bribes. That's how this place works man. (That's how I won MVP a couple years ago, anyway).

Back to work...
Good luck, douchers.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxieqxMD981r7lpiyo1_500.gif

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 04:03 PM
i'm voting for the n00b that offers the most rep.As the successful campaign manager for your 2011 King of the N00bs crowning it should be clear where your allegiances lie.:harumph:

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 04:06 PM
Everyone should be caught up in rep through the "T's". I'm outta rep for the day. Catch up tomorrow.

Sorter
12-03-2012, 04:11 PM
Voted for Bob. He was right about a lot of things and his mock draft is the best of the bunch. I have to ignore sorter. The gifs are really lame.

http://www.pohrani.com/f/3d/Gh/3CafQcQQ/1353285398820.gif

In58men
12-03-2012, 04:29 PM
This poll is obviously rigged.


Voting for a guy who posts' gifs? Horrible planeteers.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 04:35 PM
We get honorable mention pencils :-/

LMAO Sorter just hit his stride at the right time.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 04:35 PM
This poll is obviously rigged.


Voting for a guy who posts' gifs? Horrible planeteers.I may be wrong but trashing the voters is probably not the best way to get them to vote for you. Maybe you need a new campaign manager?

In58men
12-03-2012, 04:38 PM
I may be wrong but trashing the voters is probably not the best way to get them to vote for you. Maybe you need a new campaign manager?

Now if someone read my post and said "yeah his gifs are the only thing he offers" I'll vote for inmem58, then my rant worked right?

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 04:38 PM
Well, I could get involved here... I was considering the old stand-by for Inmem. You know, lumpy boobs and all that. I could also make this a battle of the Mod's. offering one hundred million in C-cash and Mod rep ad-nausea.
But...

I really don't have time. Both n00bs are good guys and have done well here. Both are post whores but at least they bring something to the board.
I like both guys quite a bit and that's a goddamned amazing thing since most people piss me off. I think Mike has a little more passion for this stuff than I do anyway.

Here's what I'll do... Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect.

There ya to buddy. I'll check back in later. Start getting people on your campaign team to add to the bribes. That's how this place works man. (That's how I won MVP a couple years ago, anyway).

Back to work...
Good luck, douchers.

It's all in good fun. It's been a good year for n00bs. Aussie, Inmem, Sorter, all worthy front runners. There's more.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 04:40 PM
Now if someone read my post and said "yeah his gifs are the only thing he offers" I'll vote for inmem58, then my rant worked right?

ROFL

mr. tegu
12-03-2012, 04:51 PM
Rep whoring, cash bribes, public disparagement...so I guess we are going for a recreation the American political system? Where is the honor? The dignity?

htismaqe
12-03-2012, 04:53 PM
It's all in good fun. It's been a good year for n00bs. Aussie, Inmem, Sorter, all worthy front runners. There's more.

It's been a GREAT year for newbs - until it comes time to vote for KOTN. Terrible, terrible having to choose between so many great ones...

In58men
12-03-2012, 04:56 PM
Rep whoring, cash bribes, public disparagement...so I guess we are going for a recreation the American political system? Where is the honor? The dignity?

This, any dumbass can post a gif.

mr. tegu
12-03-2012, 04:58 PM
This, any dumbass can post a gif.

*inserts gif of shaking head in agreement.

In58men
12-03-2012, 05:00 PM
*inserts gif of shaking head in agreement.

ROFL

Gonzo
12-03-2012, 05:00 PM
It's all in good fun. It's been a good year for n00bs. Aussie, Inmem, Sorter, all worthy front runners. There's more.

Yeah, I know. These n00bs are ok. Well, that Sorter guy kinda sucks just because his mult is Blackbob but the rest are ok.





:D

NJChiefsFan
12-03-2012, 05:16 PM
Sorter.

Bwana
12-03-2012, 05:18 PM
BlackBob? LMAO

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 05:25 PM
Yeah, I know. These n00bs are ok. Well, that Sorter guy kinda sucks just because his mult is Blackbob but the rest are ok.





:D

ROFL No one will believe your horrible, horrible lies.

Meanwhile, Inmem coming on with the personal attacks. Dude doesn't stand a chance without some representation. He's barely beating "no worthy n00b". No surprise though, this board doesn't support Inmen. NTTAWWT

Sofa King
12-03-2012, 05:27 PM
Flopnuts just pm'd me. He said anyone who votes for sorter will in turn receive a free week's worth of him feeding my goldfish.

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 05:31 PM
Flopnuts just pm'd me. He said anyone who votes for sorter will in turn receive a free week's worth of him feeding my goldfish.

This is the 2nd feeding of your goldfish remarks you've made in a week. You're starting to creep me out. I've seen your picture...

Sofa King
12-03-2012, 05:33 PM
This is the 2nd feeding of your goldfish remarks you've made in a week. You're starting to creep me out. I've seen your picture...

So you're stalking my facebook now?

I'll put up some pictures of my goldfish. Lemme know which ones are your favorites and I'll mail them to you.

alnorth
12-03-2012, 05:36 PM
I will give a total of $75MM in casino cash to those who vote for Sorter.

The payout per vote will be determined by dividing 75,000,000 by the number of people who have recorded a vote for Sorter (excluding myself) at the time the contest concludes. (in other words, if some random person votes for him 2 days after the contest is declared to be over, they aren't getting anything)

Raiderhater
12-03-2012, 05:52 PM
ROFL No one will believe your horrible, horrible lies.

Meanwhile, Inmem coming on with the personal attacks. Dude doesn't stand a chance without some representation. He's barely beating "no worthy n00b". No surprise though, this board doesn't support Inmen. NTTAWWT


I really don't care because this is all in good fun anyway but, I really would like to see some competition in this race. A blow out would just be boring. Therefore I am going to attempt to help inmem's campaign out.

Exactly what the hell I am going to do I have no idea. But I'll come up with something. It'll probably suck but it will be something.

In58men
12-03-2012, 05:52 PM
ROFL No one will believe your horrible, horrible lies.

Meanwhile, Inmem coming on with the personal attacks. Dude doesn't stand a chance without some representation. He's barely beating "no worthy n00b". No surprise though, this board doesn't support Inmen. NTTAWWT

That's just mean

Easy 6
12-03-2012, 06:00 PM
Rep whoring, cash bribes, public disparagement...so I guess we are going for a recreation the American political system? Where is the honor? The dignity?

LMAO

Raiderhater
12-03-2012, 06:08 PM
:eek:

I think Denise is a wonderful caring human being. I believe she is a model citizen. Why people hate such a lovely person is beyond me. I believe she brings nothing but good things to this community. I wish she were my mother. <3

digger
12-03-2012, 06:09 PM
Easiest vote ever, congrats Sorter, you are well on your way.

Gonzo
12-03-2012, 06:09 PM
I really don't care because this is all in good fun anyway but, I really would like to see some competition in this race. A blow out would just be boring. Therefore I am going to attempt to help inmem's campaign out.

Exactly what the hell I am going to do I have no idea. But I'll come up with something. It'll probably suck but it will be something.

This is what I'm saying. This whole ordeal is boring me.

In58men
12-03-2012, 06:15 PM
Lets make this year epic. Inmem58 comes back by being down by 40+ votes.


That would make CP history

T-Town
12-03-2012, 06:19 PM
Gotta vote Sorter

Easy 6
12-03-2012, 06:22 PM
Lets make this year epic. Inmem58 comes back by being down by 40+ votes.


That would make CP history

Your painstaking, pro-active pimping of the Chiefs is a palpable, powerful force.

But, its only going to be good for second place this year :D

KurtCobain
12-03-2012, 06:22 PM
I got phone numbers of good looking females for anyone who votes for inmem for here on out.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 06:24 PM
I really don't care because this is all in good fun anyway but, I really would like to see some competition in this race. A blow out would just be boring. Therefore I am going to attempt to help inmem's campaign out.thats Phobia's job.

Pasta Little Brioni
12-03-2012, 06:25 PM
Sorter bringing the rape

M

O

B

Rams Fan
12-03-2012, 06:27 PM
All of the above.

Raiderhater
12-03-2012, 06:32 PM
thats Phobia's job.


Hey, there is always a role for the little guy.

Sorter
12-03-2012, 06:34 PM
*inserts gif of shaking head in agreement.

ROFL


My reaction when I look at the vote totals
http://i43.tinypic.com/so4g0k.jpg

Sorter
12-03-2012, 06:35 PM
Yeah, I know. These n00bs are ok. Well, that Sorter guy kinda sucks just because his mult is Blackbob but the rest are ok.





:D

http://oi53.tinypic.com/nmm88h.jpg

In58men
12-03-2012, 06:36 PM
WTF is this? Ban? Can he be disqualified


Originally Posted by sorter
I think Denise is a wonderful caring human being. I believe she is a model citizen. Why people hate such a lovely person is beyond me. I believe she brings nothing but good things to this community. I wish she were my mother. <3

Sorter
12-03-2012, 06:38 PM
Sorter bringing the rape

M

O

B

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp63gv3Vuh1qdyufk.gif

jspchief
12-03-2012, 06:39 PM
WTF is this? Ban? Can he be disqualified


Originally Posted by sorter
I think Denise is a wonderful caring human being. I believe she is a model citizen. Why people hate such a lovely person is beyond me. I believe she brings nothing but good things to this community. I wish she were my mother. <3

That's pretty damning.

Sorter
12-03-2012, 06:39 PM
WTF is this? Ban? Can he be disqualified


Originally Posted by sorter
I think Denise is a wonderful caring human being. I believe she is a model citizen. Why people hate such a lovely person is beyond me. I believe she brings nothing but good things to this community. I wish she were my mother. <3

Even to a guy like me, that one is pretty low.


http://www.gifsoup.com/view/418008/slap-o.gif

In58men
12-03-2012, 06:40 PM
That's pretty damning.

A reliable source led me to this nonsense.



I actually don't wanna be in the same poll as him. My name shouldn't be mentioned in the same sentence.

In58men
12-03-2012, 06:41 PM
Even to a guy like me, that one is pretty low.


http://www.gifsoup.com/view/418008/slap-o.gif

Don't you backpedal now bro.


You're a fraud

Mr. Flopnuts
12-03-2012, 06:42 PM
I got phone numbers of good looking females for anyone who votes for inmem for here on out.

Joey!

Easy 6
12-03-2012, 06:44 PM
Even to a guy like me, that one is pretty low.


http://www.gifsoup.com/view/418008/slap-o.gif

Dang, that dumbass shouldnt have sittin around suckin on a big ol chili dog with his hands in his pockets.

Sorter
12-03-2012, 06:46 PM
A reliable source led me to this nonsense.



I actually don't wanna be in the same poll as him. My name shouldn't be mentioned in the same sentence.

I'm crushing you right now. ROFL


http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/bradputt456/Crane_loaddrop.gif

In58men
12-03-2012, 06:48 PM
I'm crushing you right now. ROFL


http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/bradputt456/Crane_loaddrop.gif

How many mults do you have?

Sorter
12-03-2012, 06:49 PM
How many mults do you have?

You know we already got checked for that, don't you?

LMAO

In58men
12-03-2012, 06:52 PM
You know we already got checked for that, don't you?

LMAO

Money is powerful.


They can say whatever they want, I smell a fixed poll. Recount please

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 06:53 PM
How many mults do you have?I thought he was a Denise lover?

Sorter
12-03-2012, 06:53 PM
Money is powerful.


They can say whatever they want, I smell a fixed poll. Recount please

ROFLROFL

lewdog
12-03-2012, 06:54 PM
You guys should really know the background on Inmem, stand up dude, class act.

Not only does he have a loving, understanding and great looking girlfriend, he has the heart of his three year old daughter. It wasn't easy raising her without her mother (she left him for another man), but he works two jobs and goes to school just so he can take care of her. He is trying to better himself as a person so that he can provide his daughter with a better life. It hasn't been easy going alone, but he has done an amazing job given all that he has gone through.

To me, the n00b of the year should have the charisma and never say die attitude that only Inmem58 possesses.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 06:55 PM
Money is powerful.


They can say whatever they want, I smell a fixed poll. Recount pleaseWouldn't those 44 posters see their name up there as publicly declared for Sorter and go WTF? I voted for Inmem58!

lewdog
12-03-2012, 06:56 PM
Jesus Christ on this poll already!

A picture of your girlfriend's tits would be perfect right about now to drum up some votes.

Raiderhater
12-03-2012, 07:00 PM
I thought he was a Denise lover?

What does that have to do with the question?

Personally, I am concerned with a couple of the names that voted for sorter. I have never heard of Chiefslover. Or Oso. Seriously, WTF is Oso?

Gonzo, we may need your mod abilities to look into some of these accounts... We obviously cannot trust someone who thinks Denise is a quality person and Flopnuts who is supporting someone with such questional judgment of character.

Rams Fan
12-03-2012, 07:00 PM
One of these posters is not like the other, one of these posters is not the same...

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 07:01 PM
Not only does he have a loving, understanding and great looking girlfriend, Pics or GTFO
You guys should really know the background on Inmem, stand up dude, class act.so when I posted my experience with personally witnessing suicides of my friends and he said not a fuck was given, he was being "classy".

Raiderhater
12-03-2012, 07:01 PM
Jesus Christ on this poll already!

A picture of your girlfriend's tits would be perfect right about now to drum up some votes.

Admittedly, this is the best strategy available.

lewdog
12-03-2012, 07:03 PM
so when I posted my experience with personally witnessing suicides of my friends and he said not a **** was given, he was being "classy".

Sounds like sound counseling practices to me.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 07:04 PM
What does that have to do with the question?

Personally, I am concerned with a couple of the names that voted for sorter. I have never heard of Chiefslover. Or Oso. Seriously, WTF is Oso?

Gonzo, we may need your mod abilities to look into some of these accounts... We obviously cannot trust someone who thinks Denise is a quality person and Flopnuts who is supporting someone with such questional judgment of character.The academy has total control over the King of the n00bs crowning. Gonzo has been removed from the Academy board due to his pending sexual harassment lawsuit.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 07:05 PM
Sounds like sound counseling practices to me.Could be...... under Stalin. Is that what the Planet wants, a King of the N00bs that wants to be Stalin?

lewdog
12-03-2012, 07:05 PM
Gonzo has been removed from the Academy board due to his pending sexual harassment lawsuit.

Seriously not sure if serious?

lewdog
12-03-2012, 07:06 PM
Bigredchief, who was 2nd behind BoneKrusher for n00b 2011?

RealSNR
12-03-2012, 07:06 PM
I voted Inmem, mostly because Sorter is going to walk away with this thing (and probably for good reason) Inmem is a totally deserving guy.

If this were any other year Inmem would have walked away with this fucking thing.

So the least I can do is give the guy my vote.

Sorter
12-03-2012, 07:07 PM
I voted Inmem, mostly because Sorter is going to walk away with this thing (and probably for good reason) Inmem is a totally deserving guy.

If this were any other year Inmem would have walked away with this ****ing thing.

So the least I can do is give the guy my vote.

M O B means nothing to you SNR?

Rams Fan
12-03-2012, 07:07 PM
I voted Inmem, mostly because Sorter is going to walk away with this thing (and probably for good reason) Inmem is a totally deserving guy.

If this were any other year Inmem would have walked away with this ****ing thing.

So the least I can do is give the guy my vote.

2010 n00bs say otherwise.

RealSNR
12-03-2012, 07:08 PM
M O B means nothing to you SNR?

Mother of boobies?

Sorter
12-03-2012, 07:08 PM
Since Inadudeballsdeep was complaining I was only posting GIFs, I thought I'd provide a short list of myself and Inmen's threads. Which ones do you guys think provide thought provoking, football related discussions?

Inmem:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=265574 (I'm So Angry I'm Gonna Make a Sign)
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=262025
*** The Official "I'm Drunk and Have Nothing Better to do" thread.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=261873
Does avatar bother some people, (mine, not James Cameron's)?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=261324
Icarus
What's your favorite color?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=259306
Best BBQ Sauce in KC


Here are a few of mine:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267151
LNBS: Altering the Smash Concept

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=266606
Offense/Defense (Philosophy based)

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=265871
The Myth of Glenn Dorsey

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=264543
The Primary Flaw with Romeo's 2-Gap

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=263828
Things Chiefs Need to Change for Success

RealSNR
12-03-2012, 07:09 PM
2010 n00bs say otherwise.
Okay, so there are a lot of good years. BossChief and Shogun are balls awesome, even though I think Shogun got some kind of affirmative action shit to work in his favor there somehow.

But last year? Inmem owns.

Sorter
12-03-2012, 07:09 PM
Mother of boobies?

check your groups mon frere :(

Rams Fan
12-03-2012, 07:10 PM
Okay, so there are a lot of good years. BossChief and Shogun are balls awesome, even though I think Shogun got some kind of affirmative action shit to work in his favor there somehow.

But last year? Inmem owns.

Wow dude. :(

I won the bronze.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 07:12 PM
Seriously not sure if serious?dude, nothing in this thread is serious. GEEEZZZ me and Gonzo have been internet buds (no gay thing) for years. This is all fun and hijinks.

Lumpy
12-03-2012, 07:13 PM
I remember that reneg. That was some sad day shit in the history of this fine institution.

That's interesting. I don't recall such an incident. :hmmm:

RealSNR
12-03-2012, 07:13 PM
check your groups mon frere :(
Oh, sorry.

You spell it out with spaces, I'm gonna think it's an acronym.

If this were actually a close race, I'd absolutely be sending one your way.

Sorter
12-03-2012, 07:13 PM
Oh, sorry.

You spell it out with spaces, I'm gonna think it's an acronym.

If this were actually a close race, I'd absolutely be sending one your way.


Much love :)

lewdog
12-03-2012, 07:13 PM
dude, nothing in this thread is serious. GEEEZZZ me and Gonzo have been internet buds (no gay thing) for years. This is all fun and hijinks.

I have been serious in this thread and the other thread. Guess I have to change my tune.

RealSNR
12-03-2012, 07:13 PM
Wow dude. :(

I won the bronze.

Who was silver that year?

Rams Fan
12-03-2012, 07:14 PM
Who was silver that year?

The New Server.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 07:15 PM
Bigredchief, who was 2nd behind BoneKrusher for n00b 2011?click on the link in the OP and have a look see. No one ever remembers who finishes second.

Only one gets to wear the crown and live in infamy.

RealSNR
12-03-2012, 07:15 PM
Also ya'll remember crazycoffey? We haven't seen n00b production like that since ENDelt and GoChiefs were new.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 07:16 PM
The New Server.yeah the New Server became the protest vote.

RealSNR
12-03-2012, 07:16 PM
The New Server.

If I remember correctly, I think I voted for you that year. Dunno if that cheers you up

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 07:17 PM
If I remember correctly, I think I voted for you that year. Dunno if that cheers you upor makes him want to kill himself.:eek:

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 07:18 PM
Also ya'll remember crazycoffey? We haven't seen n00b production like that since ENDelt and GoChiefs were new.I think this years class will have impact like that this year.

Sorter
12-03-2012, 07:18 PM
ROFLROFLor makes him want to kill himself.:eek:

Shogun
12-03-2012, 07:18 PM
If I remember correctly, I think I voted for you that year. Dunno if that cheers you up

and you were my favorite poster :deevee:

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 07:21 PM
I have been serious in this thread and the other thread. Guess I have to change my tune.There is a "real" part of this whole hijinks thing.

Giving well deserved props to N00bs who have earned it.

Raiderhater
12-03-2012, 07:23 PM
The academy has total control over the King of the n00bs crowning. Gonzo has been removed from the Academy board due to his pending sexual harassment lawsuit.


However he has not been relieved of his mod abilities or duties. He can check out whatever he feels needs checking out.


And how convenient that he was removed from the board for not supporting the boards already chosen candidate. The Academy is nothing more than a political circle jerk. Support the institution or f#ck off!

There it is folks, a vote for inmem is a vote against the establishment, a vote against The Man.

Vote inmem and vote CHANGE! (and get a profitable thank you from Gonzo)

Lumpy
12-03-2012, 07:28 PM
Filter evasion, Raiderhader... Fuck.

There you go. Yep. You're welcome. :)

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 07:29 PM
However he has not been relieved of his mod abilities or duties. He can check out whatever he feels needs checking out.


And how convenient that he was removed from the board for not supporting the boards already chosen candidate. The Academy is nothing more than a political circle jerk. Support the institution or f#ck off!

There it is folks, a vote for inmem is a vote against the establishment, a vote against The Man.

Vote inmem and vote CHANGE! (and get a profitable thank you from Gonzo)As the El Presidente/CEO/Chairman of the Board of the Academy, I must state that since the Academy's beginnings in the early 70's back in Phobia's mom's basement that every King of the N00bs that I have backed has been crowned King, is a mere coincidence.

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-03-2012, 07:31 PM
I can't vote. Inmem has been my boy. Sorter is a fun dude. I like tegu's Royals posts. I don't want and won't use casino cash. I'm just sitting here waiting for a reason to make a decision which won't really matter anyway since Sorter is going to win.

Raiderhater
12-03-2012, 07:32 PM
As the El Presidente/CEO/Chairman of the Board of the Academy, I must state that since the Academy's beginnings in the early 70's back in Phobia's mom's basement that every King of the N00bs that I have backed has been crowned King, is a mere coincidence.


*COUGH*bullshit*COUGH*

Raiderhater
12-03-2012, 07:33 PM
I can't vote. Inmem has been my boy. Sorter is a fun dude. I like tegu's Royals posts. I don't want and won't use casino cash. I'm just sitting here waiting for a reason to make a decision which won't really matter anyway since Sorter is going to win.


So throw your vote to inmem to at least try and make it interesting. :thumb:

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-03-2012, 07:34 PM
So throw your vote to inmem to at least try and make it interesting. :thumb:

That's honestly as good a reason as any.

luv
12-03-2012, 07:35 PM
However he has not been relieved of his mod abilities or duties. He can check out whatever he feels needs checking out.


And how convenient that he was removed from the board for not supporting the boards already chosen candidate. The Academy is nothing more than a political circle jerk. Support the institution or f#ck off!

There it is folks, a vote for inmem is a vote against the establishment, a vote against The Man.

Vote inmem and vote CHANGE! (and get a profitable thank you from Gonzo)

I simply cannot vote for Inmem58. The guy is a complete douche that I've had on ignore for months.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 07:36 PM
That's honestly as good a reason as any.welll are you taking douchness into consideration?

Sorter
12-03-2012, 07:37 PM
So throw your vote to inmem to at least try and make it interesting. :thumb:

Not gonna happen. He already accepted defeat to me.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/glasses-to-sunglasses-deal-with-it.gif?w=449&h=208

Easy 6
12-03-2012, 07:37 PM
As the El Presidente/CEO/Chairman of the Board of the Academy, I must state that since the Academy's beginnings in the early 70's back in Phobia's mom's basement that every King of the N00bs that I have backed has been crowned King, is a mere coincidence.

So, you had the Jet fan over me eh? :hmmm:

*whispers to self in demented tones*

Raiderhater
12-03-2012, 07:38 PM
That's honestly as good a reason as any.


:Pimp:

Lumpy
12-03-2012, 07:38 PM
I can't vote. Inmem has been my boy. Sorter is a fun dude. I like tegu's Royals posts. I don't want and won't use casino cash. I'm just sitting here waiting for a reason to make a decision which won't really matter anyway since Sorter is going to win.

This.

Inmem is a cool cat in my book, too. Although he hasn't served up the main course of ass kissing to seal the deal on my vote. Slacker. Then there's Sorter. I'm a big gif fan and he seems like an alright dude. I still don't know what the infatuation is w/ that girl in his sig, but whatever. I don't really know the others, but I was really wanting Strongside to win so I could make him my bitch. Oh well.

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-03-2012, 07:39 PM
I simply cannot vote for Inmem58. The guy is a complete douche that I've had on ignore for months.

That must be why we're friends...

LMAO

:shrug:

Raiderhater
12-03-2012, 07:39 PM
I simply cannot vote for Inmem58. The guy is a complete douche that I've had on ignore for months.


You should try the killing him with kindness approach. :D

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-03-2012, 07:40 PM
This.

Inmem is a cool cat in my book, too. Although he hasn't served up the main course of ass kissing to seal the deal on my vote. Slacker. Then there's Sorter. I'm a big gif fan and he seems like an alright dude. I still don't know what the infatuation is w/ that girl in his sig, but whatever. I don't really know the others, but I was really wanting Strongside to win so I could make him my bitch. Oh well.

boxxy! How dare you not love boxxy!

Easy 6
12-03-2012, 07:40 PM
I simply cannot vote for Inmem58. The guy is a complete douche that I've had on ignore for months.

Sounds like a TOTAL crush :D

Lumpy
12-03-2012, 07:41 PM
boxxy! How dare you not love boxxy!

Meh. Not my thing. :shrug:

Raiderhater
12-03-2012, 07:41 PM
This.

Inmem is a cool cat in my book, too. Although he hasn't served up the main course of ass kissing to seal the deal on my vote. Slacker. Then there's Sorter. I'm a big gif fan and he seems like an alright dude. I still don't know what the infatuation is w/ that girl in his sig, but whatever. I don't really know the others, but I was really wanting Strongside to win so I could make him my bitch. Oh well.



WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR, DUDE?




My God, no wonder you are getting blown out.

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-03-2012, 07:41 PM
welll are you taking douchness into consideration?

No. That would be DOTY. Inmem has never been anything but cool to me and I've apparently missed him being a douche to others.

Raiderhater
12-03-2012, 07:42 PM
Sounds like a TOTAL crush :D

LMAO

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-03-2012, 07:43 PM
Meh. Not my thing. :shrug:

Nor mine. I looked up who the **** she was because I saw her so damn much on Sorters posts I finally got curious. But I still don't know wtf b/ means. A boxxy quote mark I guess?

luv
12-03-2012, 07:43 PM
No. That would be DOTY. Inmem has never been anything but cool to me and I've apparently missed him being a douche to others.

Pretty sure it has everything to do with me being an ugly chick. You're not an ugly chick, so he's cool to you.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 07:43 PM
Meh. Not my thing. :shrug:How's the sexual harassment lawsuit going? You get Gonzo to drop the charges?

Sorter
12-03-2012, 07:44 PM
Nor mine. I looked up who the **** she was because I saw her so damn much on Sorters posts I finally got curious. But I still don't know wtf b/ means. A boxxy quote mark I guess?

/b/ is a sub-forum on 4 chan, standing for "random'

luv
12-03-2012, 07:44 PM
Sounds like a TOTAL crush :D

Damn. Outed again.

Lumpy
12-03-2012, 07:45 PM
How's the sexual harassment lawsuit going? You get Gonzo to drop the charges?

Not yet. I'm working on it. LMAO

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-03-2012, 07:45 PM
/b/ is a sub-forum on 4 chan, standing for "random'

Thanks. What's 4 chan?









LMAO


I don't get out much.

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-03-2012, 07:46 PM
Pretty sure it has everything to do with me being an ugly chick. You're not an ugly chick, so he's cool to you.

Oh stop it.

Sorter
12-03-2012, 07:46 PM
Thanks. What's 4 chan?









LMAO


I don't get out much.

ROFLROFL No worries

luv
12-03-2012, 07:46 PM
Thanks. What's 4 chan?









LMAO


I don't get out much.

I must not either. All of this is new to me as well.

KurtCobain
12-03-2012, 07:47 PM
Thanks. What's 4 chan?









LMAO


I don't get out much.


It's a terrible internet forum, you wouldn't like it. Chomos all over the b subform.

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-03-2012, 07:48 PM
ROFLROFL No worries

Actually I must "get out" too much. It's apparent I don't spend enough time on teh interwebs.

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-03-2012, 07:50 PM
It's a terrible internet forum, you wouldn't like it. Chomos all over the b subform.

Good to know. I'll keep with my plan to forget all about it before I'm done making this post.

Wait... what?

Shogun
12-03-2012, 07:50 PM
Sorter, you know what must be done. Time to go for the KO early.

do one of these, worked out for me
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uUdya32HdJI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

KurtCobain
12-03-2012, 07:50 PM
Good to know. I'll keep with my plan to forget all about it before I'm done making this post.

Wait... what?

Dude I know know what the fuck you're talking about.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 07:52 PM
/b/ is a sub-forum on 4 chan, standing for "random'Do yourself a favor anf stay away from 4 chan.

Sorter
12-03-2012, 07:52 PM
Sorter, you know what must be done. Time to go for the KO early.

do one of these, worked out for me
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uUdya32HdJI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Something like this?

http://a.imageshack.us/img16/6813/alekse.gif

Shogun
12-03-2012, 07:52 PM
Something like this?

http://a.imageshack.us/img16/6813/alekse.gif

exactly that

Sorter
12-03-2012, 07:53 PM
Do yourself a favor anf stay away from 4 chan.

I only go to the cooking subforum.

The rest of that website honestly scares the hell out of me.

Dr. Johnny Fever
12-03-2012, 07:54 PM
Do yourself a favor anf stay away from 4 chan.

Favor is done.

Shogun
12-03-2012, 07:56 PM
I only go to the cooking subforum.

The rest of that website honestly scares the hell out of me.

i love /fit/ and /z/

Sorter
12-03-2012, 07:58 PM
i love /fit/ and /z/

haven't visited either of those. will have to check them out I suppose

Shogun
12-03-2012, 08:01 PM
haven't visited either of those. will have to check them out I suppose

I meant /x/ not z, my apologies, its the paranormal section, some fun reading in there sometimes.

Sorter
12-03-2012, 08:12 PM
Honestly, nobody should be voting for this guy.

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/12/04/e5ynyde9.jpg

Elbows too pointy, 1/10, would not hit.

lewdog
12-03-2012, 08:23 PM
Damn good looking dude.

Would hit /Omaha

Lumpy
12-03-2012, 08:26 PM
I don't know. The red underroos hanging on the doorknob was a nice touch.

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 08:33 PM
Damn good looking dude.

Would hit /OmahaROFL I'm outta rep today or I'd give you some.

FlaChief58
12-03-2012, 08:35 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/30wy3yc.jpg

I gave you some love because of Boxxy :D

BigRedChief
12-03-2012, 08:35 PM
I don't know. The red underroos hanging on the doorknob was a nice touch.Come on, you have still not settled your current sexual harassment lawsuit.

RealSNR
12-03-2012, 08:37 PM
and you were my favorite poster :deevee:

Aww c'mon man. I only voted for RamsFan because of his massive draft cock.

He means NOTHING to me. You hear? NOTHING!

Raiderhater
12-03-2012, 08:39 PM
Aww c'mon man. I only voted for RamsFan because of his massive draft cock.

He means NOTHING to me. You hear? NOTHING!


LMAO

Shogun
12-03-2012, 08:45 PM
Aww c'mon man. I only voted for RamsFan because of his massive draft cock.

He means NOTHING to me. You hear? NOTHING!

http://gifsoup.com/view5/3147412/principal-anderson-o.gif

Lumpy
12-03-2012, 08:51 PM
Come on, you have still not settled your current sexual harassment lawsuit.

I know. I just have these urges and no self control. :sulk:

Sorter
12-03-2012, 08:54 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mawqf1SWcm1qcpfdk.gifI know. I just have these urges and no self control. :sulk:

Lumpy
12-03-2012, 08:59 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mawqf1SWcm1qcpfdk.gif

Cute, furry, smiling bunnies make me hot!!! :drool: Gonna tap dat ass!!