Do you pee or poop soup?

[zigbazah]

This thought just came into my head. If you eat a soup with no solids (creamy tomato, plain chicken broth), does it turn into crap or piss? My guess is whatever your body doesn't absorb gets shat out, right?

[Buck]

Yes.

[gblowfish]

I hate the on-season....

[LiveSteam]

I hate the on-season....

LMAO

[ToxSocks]

The whole thing.

[BlackHelicopters]

Soup is retained internally until our death bed.

[KurtCobain]

That's a good fucking question. I'd like a legit answer.

[Fish]

Yeah, there's a little divider in there that says "Solids this way, liquids that way."

[Sofa King]

This is how Chiefs fans spend their season.

[listopencil]

Best Answer

Urine is 95% water. Here are some of the other ingredients found in normal urine:


urea
creatinine
uric acid
sodium
potassium
magnesium
calcium
ammonium
phosphates
sulfates

[stonedstooge]

Read a biochem book tard

[bevischief]

Sharts.

[loochy]

The liquid part is extracted in your digestive system, leaving the solids and the fibers behind.

The viscosity of your poop depends completely on how well hydrated you are and how long that poop sits in your colon before emerging.

[Deberg_1990]

How do newborns poop from formula?

[bevischief]

Green.

[loochy]

How do newborns poop from formula?

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[seclark]

please explain corn...no, don't.
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[KurtCobain]

it's such a damn complicated process

[TimeForWasp]

cream corn poops out as whole kernel corn.

[KurtCobain]

cream corn poops out as whole kernel corn.

that would trip me out

[GloryDayz]

Ask Eric Winston, he's not doing anything.

[hometeam]

Sometimes I poop out cream of mushroom, sometimes I pee out chunky potato and garbanzo bean.

Whatever works.

[listopencil]

please explain corn...no, don't.
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Your body can not break down the fibrous outer shell of a corn kernel because you lack the necessary enzyme.

[seclark]

Your body can not break down the fibrous outer shell of a corn kernel because you lack the necessary enzyme.

another casualty of being a chiefs fan...thanks.
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[zigbazah]

Even for cows, the outer skin of corn passes out. I've seen birds pick through the manure and eat it. Actually, that's a good picture of being a Chiefs fan this season.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I was once in a pretend band called Poop Soup but it wasn't a reference to eating soup and it turning into poop but more soup made from poop OR a runny or "soupy" poop.

[Strongside]

This question really took me back...I used to sit in my brother's living room while he and his friends passed a joint/pipe/bong around and got high as hell...it was only a matter of time before someone said something like "Duuude. If, like, 2 sets of twins marry each other and have kids, would the kids be identical?"

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

This question really took me back...I used to sit in my brother's living room while he and his friends passed a joint/pipe/bong around and got high as hell...it was only a matter of time before someone said something like "Duuude. If, like, 2 sets of twins marry each other and have kids, would the kids be identical?"

I've been in that group and the answer is yes... they would.

[Strongside]

I've been in that group and the answer is yes... they would.

It's the best. And those questions are always asked during an exhale. "Dude, what if the first person who ever ate a poison berry was just allergic (INHALES) (Exhaling) and we're missing out on a really delicious berry?"

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It's the best. And those questions are always asked during an exhale. "Dude, what if the first person who ever ate a poison berry was just allergic (INHALES) (Exhaling) and we're missing out on a really delicious berry?"

LMAO

[Braincase]

Best Answer

Urine is 95% water. Here are some of the other ingredients found in normal urine:


urea
creatinine
uric acid
sodium
potassium
magnesium
calcium
ammonium
phosphates
sulfates



I'm calling bullshit on this one. Beer isn't on this list anywhere.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm calling bullshit on this one. Beer isn't on this list anywhere.

LMAO

nice moves

[Psyko Tek]

This thought just came into my head. If you eat a soup with no solids (creamy tomato, plain chicken broth), does it turn into crap or piss? My guess is whatever your body doesn't absorb gets shat out, right?

what is left over becomes your posts
jebus crispus, we gotta get better quality n00bs

:cuss:

[Jenson71]

Sometimes I poop out cream of mushroom, sometimes I pee out chunky potato and garbanzo bean.

Whatever works.

That sounds like an STD. You should get checked.

[listopencil]

I'm calling bullshit on this one. Beer isn't on this list anywhere.

Barley, hops, water and yeast.

[Sorter]

Sometimes I poop out cream of mushroom, sometimes I pee out chunky potato and garbanzo bean.

Whatever works.

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[mikey23545]

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[KurtCobain]

Somebody should tell demonpenz that Leslie Mann just used the word fupa on Jimmy Kimmel live.

[Easy 6]

I hate the on-season....

A whole winter, spring and summer... its boring and nauseous just trying to accept it... there better be a pot of gold at the end of this dirty rainbow.

[Fairplay]

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[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

Have you ever pooped in your cat's litter box? I bet that would really ruin his day.

[Sorter]

Have you ever pooped in your cat's litter box? I bet that would really ruin his day.

LMAO

[Dayze]

Soup is retained internally until our death bed.

LMAO

[tooge]

depends if I just returned from central america or not. I went to Honduras about a month ago, and pooped soup for a solid week, er, not so solid, week.

[bevischief]

depends if I just returned from central america or not. I went to Honduras about a month ago, and pooped soup for a solid week, er, not so solid, week.

You drank the water didn't you?

[tooge]

no, I think it was the street food. Best damn street tacos I've ever had, and what they call baellas (egg and chorizo sausage and beens) in a tortilla for breakfast. Great food, but pooped like a sick goose for a week.

[Kerberos]

I've pooped soup...It was Tortilla and Dingleberry condensed. If you want me to send you some I can. You just need to add one bowl of water. :)

[Bowser]

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