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htismaqe
12-19-2012, 06:30 PM
Moeaki appears to be suffering from concussion like symptoms and Baldwin has an unspecified illness.

Could we set a record this week against Indy?

the Talking Can
12-19-2012, 06:30 PM
we are tanking this shit gangam style

loochy
12-19-2012, 06:30 PM
Moeaki appears to be suffering from concussion like symptoms and Baldwin has an unspecified illness.

Could we set a record this week against Indy?

we have this dude named breaston

O.city
12-19-2012, 06:30 PM
Holy shit, I think we are tanking. This is awesome.

Rain Man
12-19-2012, 06:31 PM
If this was a Disney movie, we would start Jerrell Powe at receiver and inadvertently discover that he is an immense talent at wide receiver. Or maybe we'd start a cheerleader or a kid from the stands or a house cat.

KCrockaholic
12-19-2012, 06:32 PM
Woooooo. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLounge!

Rain Man
12-19-2012, 06:32 PM
we have this dude named breaston

He needs more time to develop.

O.city
12-19-2012, 06:32 PM
Charles needs the flu, SOC, get on that.


DJ and Berry need to sit.

AussieChiefsFan
12-19-2012, 06:33 PM
LMAO

htismaqe
12-19-2012, 06:33 PM
we have this dude named breaston

Inactive.

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Easy 6
12-19-2012, 06:34 PM
we have this dude named breaston

He'll finally get to play it seems, if only by default.

bevischief
12-19-2012, 06:36 PM
The whole team inactive with a stomach flu and forfeit

hometeam
12-19-2012, 06:36 PM
Losing Baldwin makes the receiver corps better.

Marcellus
12-19-2012, 06:36 PM
More good news! The end of the world must actually be coming.

htismaqe
12-19-2012, 06:37 PM
Look at the bright side...

Brady Quinn is healthy and will start.

Fish
12-19-2012, 06:38 PM
Keep fucking doubting Jamar Newsome... :D

Sofa King
12-19-2012, 06:38 PM
BENCH THE OFFENSIVE LINE!

Rain Man
12-19-2012, 06:50 PM
The whole team inactive with a stomach flu and forfeit

I wonder what would happen if this was actually the case? If the whole team got ptomaine and was throwing up and had explosive diarrhea, what would happen? Would we have to sign 53 free agents and get blown out by 100 points? Or would they make 22 of the least sick guys suit up and temporarily issue brown pants?

Sofa King
12-19-2012, 06:56 PM
I wonder what would happen if this was actually the case? If the whole team got ptomaine and was throwing up and had explosive diarrhea, what would happen? Would we have to sign 53 free agents and get blown out by 100 points? Or would they make 22 of the least sick guys suit up and temporarily issue brown pants?

We'd get 53 free agents and probably have a better chance of winning.

Hammock Parties
12-19-2012, 07:07 PM
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Superbowltrashcan
12-19-2012, 07:10 PM
We'd get 53 free agents and probably have a better chance of winning.
Thanks Todd!

Frosty
12-19-2012, 07:11 PM
Baldwin has an unspecified illness.

So Baldwin finally caught something?

FAX
12-19-2012, 07:13 PM
Looks like Hillis is going to have to put the team on his shoulders and spin the team around real fast a few times and then fling the team through the ropes and onto a folding table the announcers use.

FAX

BoneKrusher
12-19-2012, 07:16 PM
Losing Baldwin makes the receiver corps better.

you beat me to it. :D

htismaqe
12-19-2012, 07:18 PM
Looks like Hillis is going to have to put the team on his shoulders and spin the team around real fast a few times and then fling the team through the ropes and onto a folding table the announcers use.

FAX

ROFL ROFL ROFL

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BossChief
12-19-2012, 07:21 PM
Im gonna laugh my ass off if McCluster has a huge couple of games and goes over 600 receiving yards.

htismaqe
12-19-2012, 07:28 PM
Im gonna laugh my ass off if McCluster has a huge couple of games and goes over 600 receiving yards.

It's more likely that he gets hit by a steam locomotive during pre-game warmups.

Easy 6
12-19-2012, 07:32 PM
Looks like Hillis is going to have to put the team on his shoulders and spin the team around real fast a few times and then fling the team through the ropes and onto a folding table the announcers use.

FAX

Man, what a joke he's been... wanted the 2010 battering ram, got Benny Hillis instead.

Hammock Parties
12-19-2012, 08:11 PM
Im gonna laugh my ass off if McCluster has a huge couple of games and goes over 600 receiving yards.

Oh yeah, that will happen bro. LMAO

whoman69
12-19-2012, 08:19 PM
I had thought the only reason to watch the game was to see Stanzi. Goodbye to that. They're going to show TN @ GB anyway. At least there's fantasy football.

Ugly Duck
12-20-2012, 02:35 AM
Freakin tankers! We other AFCW fans have had enough!

C'mon all you DonkFanz & DoltFanz..... You can leave a message for nfl commish Roger Goodell at (212) 450-2027

Seriously... thats the real number - leave a message that KC should not be allowed the #1 pick cuz they're TANKING!!!

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/05/14/timestopics/rogergodell.jpg

AussieChiefsFan
12-20-2012, 02:36 AM
Freakin tankers! We other AFCW fans have had enough! C'mon all you DonkFanz & DoltFanz..... You can leave a message for nfl commish Roger Goodell at (212) 450-2027

Seriously... thats the real number - leave a message that KC should not be allowed the #1 pick cuz they're TANKING!!!

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/05/14/timestopics/rogergodell.jpgROFL

J Diddy
12-20-2012, 02:44 AM
Freakin tankers! We other AFCW fans have had enough!

C'mon all you DonkFanz & DoltFanz..... You can leave a message for nfl commish Roger Goodell at (212) 450-2027

Seriously... thats the real number - leave a message that KC should not be allowed the #1 pick cuz they're TANKING!!!

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/05/14/timestopics/rogergodell.jpg

http://footballranters.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/91939075-roger-goddell.jpg


Hey Roger Poe from the Chiefs needs to talk to you.

mikey23545
12-20-2012, 06:59 AM
If this was a Disney movie, we would start Jerrell Powe at receiver and inadvertently discover that he is an immense talent at wide receiver. Or maybe we'd start a cheerleader or a kid from the stands or a house cat.

It would be an absent minded trainer that in his spare time had invented a balm he called Flabber that when rubbed on the players would allow them to make fantastic leaps down the field, over the heads of the incredulous Colts. Because of his absent minded nature, he wouldn't think of trying his invention until halftime when the Chiefs are already behind 63-0. After that the Chiefs would be bounding over the field, soaring up high to pick off Andrew Luck passes on defense, and on offense Jamaal Charles would go bouncing down the field in 40 yard leaps while the referees were frantically huddling again and again before finally deciding that what the Chiefs were doing was legal. Meanwhile our coaches were going crazy on the sidelines as we slowly cut the deficit. Gibbs (played by Don Knotts) and Daboll (played by Tim Conway) run into each other as they race up and down the sidelines trying to keep up with their bouncing players on the field, and knock themselves out. Finally, with only a minute to go, and the Chiefs behind 63-59, Romeo (played by a brown Herbie the Love Bug) huddled the team on the sideline and...

Well, I can't tell you how it ends or you won't go see the game.

KCUnited
12-20-2012, 07:17 AM
Can't fathom how we'll replace their 2 combined catches per game.

Imon Yourside
12-20-2012, 08:07 AM
22 guys off the street, 22 guys off the street.

Hammock Parties
12-20-2012, 08:08 AM
Freakin tankers! We other AFCW fans have had enough!

C'mon all you DonkFanz & DoltFanz..... You can leave a message for nfl commish Roger Goodell at (212) 450-2027

Seriously... thats the real number - leave a message that KC should not be allowed the #1 pick cuz they're TANKING!!!

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/05/14/timestopics/rogergodell.jpg

LMAO

Ugly Duck's entrance into this circus is late, but much appreciated.

What a banner year for gallows humor.

suds79
12-20-2012, 08:10 AM
Moeaki appears to be suffering from concussion like symptoms and Baldwin has an unspecified illness.

Could we set a record this week against Indy?

This guy is always suffering from something. The next regime think of anything they get from this guy as gravy.

But we need another pass catching TE.

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BlackHelicopters
12-20-2012, 08:13 AM
Worse than DMC and Baldwin as out two starters like in OAK last week? Ice pick please.