Squeezing breasts 'can stop cancer'

[teedubya]

A little squeeze may be all that it takes to prevent malignant breast cells triggering cancer, research has shown.

Laboratory experiments showed that applying physical pressure to the cells guided them back to a normal growth pattern.

Scientists do not envisage fighting breast cancer with a new range of compression bras, but they believe the research provides clues that could lead to new treatments.

"People have known for centuries that physical force can influence our bodies," said Gautham Venugopalan, a leading member of the research team at the University of California in Berkeley, United States.

"When we lift weights our muscles get bigger. The force of gravity is essential to keeping our bones strong. Here we show that physical force can play a role in the growth - and reversion - of cancer cells."

The study involved growing malignant breast epithelial cells within a gel injected into flexible silicone chambers. This allowed the scientists to apply compression during the first stages of cell growth, effectively squashing the cells.

Over time, the squeezed malignant cells began to grow in a more normal and organised way.

Once the breast tissue structure was formed the cells stopped growing, even when the compressive force was removed. Non-compressed cells continued to display the haphazard and uncontrolled growth that leads to cancer.

"Malignant cells have not completely forgotten how to be healthy; they just need the right cues to guide them back to a healthy growth pattern," said Mr Venugopalan, a doctoral student.

The results were presented at the annual meeting of the American Society for Cell Biology in San Francisco.

http://news.uk.msn.com/health/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer

FOR MEDICAL PURPOSES ONLY:

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[FAX]

Finally, some useful news from the world of medicine.

FAX

[FlaChief58]

I knew it!

E-mailed this to the Mrs.

[AustinChief]

As an expert in the field, I'm willing to do my part in helping with prevention!

[FAX]

I say we open a clinic.

Breast Cancer Prevention. $50.00 Per Tittah. No Waiting. (Complimentary Niplet Tweaks Every Friday Between 4:00 and 5:00 pm).

FAX

[teedubya]

Finally, we're ALL getting laid!!

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[teedubya]

I say we open a clinic.

Breast Cancer Prevention. $50.00 Per Tittah. No Waiting. (Complimentary Niplet Tweaks Every Friday Between 4:00 and 5:00 pm).

FAX

IN.

[FlaChief58]

I say we open a clinic.

Breast Cancer Prevention. $50.00 Per Tittah. No Waiting. (Complimentary Niplet Tweaks Every Friday Between 4:00 and 5:00 pm).

FAX

ROFL rep

[whoman69]

My wife should be safe then.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

My wife should be safe then.

I'll say.

I mean yeah, that's good to hear.

[BillSelfsTrophycase]

I can make a sacrifice for this cause

[Mr. Laz]

i've been fighting cancer for years ... lots and lots of cancer.


who knew :shrug:

[Fish]

I say we open a clinic.

Breast Cancer Prevention. $50.00 Per Tittah. No Waiting. (Complimentary Niplet Tweaks Every Friday Between 4:00 and 5:00 pm).

FAX

I'll be there.

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[FlaChief58]

I'll be there.



That's just wrong

[durtyrute]

I saw a Bang Bros with that chick and ....OH MY GAWD!!

[Fish]

That's just wrong

Well he didn't mention the target demographic...

[Crush]

I'll be there.

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What has been seen cannot be unseen.

[Crush]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xbVifPkbYsk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[listopencil]

<iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xbVifPkbYsk" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="420"></iframe>



Doing God's work I tell ya'. Bless their hearts.

[Canofbier]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xbVifPkbYsk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

"Where do you plan to do these exams?"

"Uh, well, I think we're probably going to them in my basement."

"I've been told that the key to a good self-breast-examination is making them a regular part of your normal routine, right? That way you get to know your breasts and can recognize any changes. Now, I like to do mine when I'm in the shower!"

"...yeah, okay."

Jesus H. Christ, I was going to quote all my favorite parts, but from the point I started it was all pretty damned incredible. Her overinflated interest combined with their clear lack of real knowledge on the subject made the whole interview completely priceless.

[FlaChief58]

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These boys are heros. God bless them for they are angels from heaven.




















Dammit, why didn't I think of that :banghead:

[listopencil]

Jesus H. Christ, I was going to quote all my favorite parts, but from the point I started it was all pretty damned incredible. Her overinflated interest combined with their clear lack of real knowledge on the subject made the whole interview completely priceless.


It was great. Seems like it has to be fake.


Herp Derp. I just noticed that mark in the lower left of the video.

[Canofbier]

It was great. Seems like it has to be fake.


Herp Derp. I just noticed that mark in the lower left of the video.

Heh, until you pointed it out, I didn't notice it either. Still quite funny.

[listopencil]

Heh, until you pointed it out, I didn't notice it either. Still quite funny.



Oh yeah. I just had my son (Boy Scout) watch it after I noticed the mark. You should have seen the look on his face while he watched it. Then when I showed him the mark, priceless "doh" moment.

[GloryDayz]

Makes you wonder why testicular cancer is so less prevalent that breast cancer...:hmmm:

[AussieChiefsFan]

Makes you wonder why testicular cancer is so less prevalent that breast cancer...:hmmm:ROFL

[ZepSinger]

Didn't work with Mrs. Zepsinger's- she got breast cancer anyway in '05. Luckily, it was discovered extremely early- they got it all. And I got a brand new pair of firm C's to play with out of the deal! PBJ

[Rain Man]

Didn't work with Mrs. Zepsinger's- she got breast cancer anyway in '05. Luckily, it was discovered extremely early- they got it all. And I got a brand new pair of firm C's to play with out of the deal! PBJ

It sounds like you weren't doing it right. Get her over here and let me show you how it's done.

[FAX]

I'm proud of those scouts. Imagine how happy their parents will be when they earn that Breast Exam Merit Badge. Then they can go for their Cunnilingus Sleeve Patch.

FAX

[ThaVirus]

It sounds like you weren't doing it right. Get her over here and let me show you how it's done.

LMAO Rain Man bringing the funny.

[SuperBowl4]

Momma's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest and when daddy comes home he never gets no rest

[loochy]

Why did you bump this?

[SuperBowl4]

Why did you bump this?I was looking thru some of the old posts from our chiefs planet brother that just passed and found this article that I thought needed to be revisited. Get the word out

[KCrockaholic]

I miss seeing FAX on here. What happened to him?

[SuperBowl4]

I miss seeing FAX on here. What happened to him?No posts since 01-08-13 MIA

[KCrockaholic]

No posts since 01-08-13 MIA

Hm. He’ll never be back.

[KChiefs1]

I miss seeing FAX on here. What happened to him?



Miss him too. Dude has a great sense of humor.

[Baby Lee]

Does this mean titty meat can be rehabilitated?

[cabletech94]

I miss seeing FAX on here. What happened to him?

i don't remember exactly how it happened. but someone called him a pussy or something insensitive and FAX went.

i miss his clever wit and sense of humor. seems like this place is a bunch of butt-fucking morons now.


































































ROFL

[MVChiefFan]

No posts since 01-08-13 MIA

Good lord! I can’t believe it’s been that long!

[loochy]

I was looking thru some of the old posts from our chiefs planet brother that just passed and found this article that I thought needed to be revisited. Get the word out

Did teedubya die?