So for my 50th Birthday...

[Nzoner]

My mrs got me a big ass gift bag with 50 individually wrapped gifts inside and it took me 50 minutes to open them all,even after what seems like 50 shots at 54th street.drinking water now in hopes i don't have to experience the TECHNICOLOR YAWN later. :)

Thankfully 50 is just a number


















Now get the hell off my lawn!!

[KurtCobain]

Jfc you're old.

Hbd I love you man

[In58men]

HBD ole timer

[Bugeater]

Can you list the 50 items for us?

[Nzoner]

Can you list the 50 items for us?

4321

A bunch of $50 gift cards and a lot of other stuff :)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I thought I was old.

[KurtCobain]

I thought I was old.

You thought correctly. Congrats! You want my casino cash?

[Nzoner]

I thought I was old.

There;s old and then there's old school.line em up pup and i don't mean that domestic shit you can read thru your glass :)

[Bugeater]

You thought correctly. Congrats! You want my casino cash?

LMAO

[ChiTown]

HBD, Zoner. 50 is just a number. A Big fucking number, but just a number. :toast:

[Nzoner]

HBD, Zoner. 50 is just a number. A Big ****ing number, but just a number. :toast:

'tis just a flesh wound :D

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

There;s old and then there's old school.line em up pup and i don't mean that domestic shit you can read thru your glass :)

I tip my Miller Lite to you... through a full mug.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

You thought correctly. Congrats! You want my casino cash?

Well played.... but no.

[bogey]

50 is the new 30. Not really, 50 is 50. Take it from someone 5 years past 50, there's a lot of new journeys ahead of you. Some good, some not so good, but you learn to live with it. Congratulations on your 50th!

[Nzoner]

I tip my Miller Lite to you... through a full see thru mug.

better

[LiveSteam]

HBD Man

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[Smed1065]

Have a good one! OF

[Buehler445]

HBD man.

I just hope I make it to 50. At the rate I'm going it looks well, sketchy. At best.

[CanadianChief]

My mrs got me a big ass gift bag with 50 individually wrapped gifts inside and it took me 50 minutes to open them all,even after what seems like 50 shots at 54th street.drinking water now in hopes i don't have to experience the TECHNICOLOR YAWN later. :)

Thankfully 50 is just a number














Now get the hell off my lawn!!


Happy Birthday!!! Hope the water did the trick for you!!!

[KurtCobain]

that really is a cool gift though. sounds time consuming as hell

[007]

Happy Birthday again.

[KurtCobain]

And again

[bevischief]

Happy Birthday again.

[scho63]

Happy 50th! Sounds like you had a great time and a wonderful wife.

I turn 50 next year and it is really bugging the shit out of me unlike any other birthday....

[ptlyon]

Happy Bday 339!

[seclark]

hell, 50 aint nothing. i went to my first marathon when i was 50. carried a cooler 9 blocks from the hotel to the start/finish line and watched the wife run the fuckin thing. she took 2nd in her age group and qualified for boston in 2014, so i'm taking her to that, too.

my knees get a little sore, but it's just part of the game.
hbd nz,
sec

[scho63]

hell, 50 aint nothing. i went to my first marathon when i was 50. carried a cooler 9 blocks from the hotel to the start/finish line and watched the wife run the ****in thing. she took 2nd in her age group and qualified for boston in 2014, so i'm taking her to that, too.

my knees get a little sore, but it's just part of the game.
hbd nz,
sec

C'mon be honest, that cooler had wheels! ROFL

[stevieray]

MR.Nzoner..you need me to shovel your walk?

[Carlota69]

Happy Born On Day!!!!!!
Vegas? Soon?

[seclark]

C'mon be honest, that cooler had wheels! ROFL

well, it only held a 6pack, but there was ice in it too.
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[crossbow]

Grats and Happy Birthday !!!

[Easy 6]

50 is the new 30. Not really, 50 is 50.

LMAO

HBD dude

[Dartgod]

Happy birthday, Joe.

This guy would like to have a "word" with you.

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[Dartgod]

Happy Born On Day!!!!!!
Vegas? Soon?

If you do, try not to butt text Carlota. She doesn't really like that.

[Nzoner]

Happy Born On Day!!!!!!
Vegas? Soon?

Possibly for March Madness,I want to get some mileage out my new Diamond status with Harrah's. :D

[Nzoner]

Thankfully I avoided the technicolor yawn but I feel like this today....

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XKwo2J3NeB8/UIPXNISDfvI/AAAAAAAAIZM/owpPajZocDQ/s1600/hungover+dog.jpg

[ChiTown]

hell, 50 aint nothing. i went to my first marathon when i was 50. carried a cooler 9 blocks from the hotel to the start/finish line and watched the wife run the ****in thing. she took 2nd in her age group and qualified for boston in 2014, so i'm taking her to that, too.

my knees get a little sore, but it's just part of the game.
hbd nz,
sec

LMFAO ROFL

THIS is why sec is one of my favorite posters on the Board. He's not a volume poster, but he is a quality poster.

[mlyonsd]

HBD Pyro man.

[ZepSinger]

I got a bag of Depends and a cane with a reflector on it. Mine was a surprise party with like 30 friends, so they all got a good laugh...

Z

[go bo]

happy belated birthday nzoner! :toast:

don't worry, you're still young...

you could be looking at 65 instead of 50...

there's lots of party time left for pyro joe, after a short rest that is... :D:

[Lzen]

Happy belated birthday, you old fart.

[whoman69]

Happy belated birthday. I'll be there in three months time.

[Mr. Kotter]

Happy BD, Joe. Hope it was great, and the recovery is quick.

[Rukdafaidas]

Happy birthday old man!!!

[Psyko Tek]

Happy Birfday 'zoner