Its Time For a CP House Cleaning.

[BossChief]

Guys, its a foregone conclusion that "the quarterback that shall remain nameless" will never see the field again as a Chief and will be gone after this season.

I have but one request.

Can we PLEASE do away with the quotes about him in sigs....the bobbleheads in avatars and any other way of having a constant reminder of that shitstick ever having put on a red and gold jersey?

Thanks in advance!

[bevischief]

As soon as he is gone.

[Predarat]

no

[Chief_For_Life58]

hes a perfect example of our horrible franchise. hes a great chiefs ambassador

[Hammock Parties]

No, we must warn future generations.

[Rain Man]

While we're at it, can we please not use "Chocolate..." in regards to our new quarterback? It seems quite tacky, and we want to make a good impression with him when he arrives. I cringe every time I see that term.

I'm assuming there's no back story to this that I don't know about, of course.

[BigMeatballDave]

#7 is the new Lin

[Rain Man]

#7 is the new Lin

And when you combine #2 and #7, you get Larry Johnson. It's all starting to make sense now.

[kcfanXIII]

and 2 + 7=
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/239115/nfldraftpick_bill-kenney.jpg

[Bugeater]

I'd like to see the Pioli and Haley images removed from the header rotation.

[DeezNutz]

Fuck that. We must never forget. And if the new guy comes in talking like a slapdick (heavy on cliches) and demonstrates strong nepotism, we'll be the first organization in professional sports flying banners at the home opener.

[BlackHelicopters]

I'd like two girls at once.

[htismaqe]

While we're at it, can we please not use "Chocolate..." in regards to our new quarterback? It seems quite tacky, and we want to make a good impression with him when he arrives. I cringe every time I see that term.

I'm assuming there's no back story to this that I don't know about, of course.

Ok so we have literally like 4 dozen references to chocolate PENISES every day and the part you have a problem with is the "chocolate" part?

[the Talking Can]

yes, you can turn off sigs and avatars in your control panel

[RealSNR]

While we're at it, can we please not use "Chocolate..." in regards to our new quarterback? It seems quite tacky, and we want to make a good impression with him when he arrives. I cringe every time I see that term.

I'm assuming there's no back story to this that I don't know about, of course.

I suppose if there were a white QB worth a flying fuck in this draft we could use "white chocolate" to describe him.

But there isn't, so we have to use straight-up chocolate.

Sorry, that's just the way the ball bounces.

[burt]

Shut up n00b......

[Rain Man]

Ok so we have literally like 4 dozen references to chocolate PENISES every day and the part you have a problem with is the "chocolate" part?

Chocolate penises? In regard to our franchise quarterback or something else? Honestly, I don't read most of what other people write.

[bevischief]

I suppose if there were a white QB worth a flying **** in this draft we could use "white chocolate" to describe him.

But there isn't, so we have to use straight-up chocolate.

Sorry, that's just the way the ball bounces.

Rape was already taken so we had no choice.

[ModSocks]

I was actually just thinking something similar. It's time for me to ditch this ugly sig and avatar. It's so depressing. Maybe I'll go with sunshine and rainbows.

[Dartgod]

yes, you can turn off sigs and avatars in your control panel

'Tis a blessing.

[bevischief]

I was actually just thinking something similar. It's time for me to ditch this ugly sig and avatar. It's so depressing. Maybe I'll go with sunshine and rainbows.

How about something with black holes?

[KCUnited]

While we're at it, can we please not use "Chocolate..." in regards to our new quarterback? It seems quite tacky, and we want to make a good impression with him when he arrives. I cringe every time I see that term.

I'm assuming there's no back story to this that I don't know about, of course.

Yep, latté facepalms every time I see it.

[RealSNR]

Chocolate penises? In regard to our franchise quarterback or something else? Honestly, I don't read most of what other people write.
He goes by many names.

Also, somebody already flagged a complaint at the Chocolate Dick monikers. GoChiefs is responding by using a Chocolate Dick name two times for every time they DON'T use the Chocolate Dick name.

You best watch yourself. And embrace the penis-centric language, I guess.

[ModSocks]

How about something with black holes?

Or chocolatey Penis?

[Rain Man]

Rape was already taken so we had no choice.

That would have been a good one. Roethlisberger isn't using the nickname right, but it's his.

[Dayze]

Long Dong Geno
Geno Hangdown
Geno - Commander in Briefs

[TimeForWasp]

While we're at it, can we please not use "Chocolate..." in regards to our new quarterback? It seems quite tacky, and we want to make a good impression with him when he arrives. I cringe every time I see that term.

I'm assuming there's no back story to this that I don't know about, of course.


^this ^x eleventy billion

[Rain Man]

We could do something related to coal since he's a West Virginian, but that could head south pretty quickly. What does West Virginia offer other than coal and hillbillies? (I say that as a native of the Ozarks, so no offense on the hillbilly thing.)

They've got a secret presidential headquarters. Anything we can do with that? And John Denver wrote a song about them. They have some small mountains.

Wait - is the Monongahela River there? That's got a ring to it.

C'mon, people. Think!

[Dayze]

Appalachian Assassin

[RealSNR]

He's actually from Miami, though.

"The REAL talent from South Beach"

[TimeForWasp]

Geno works for me.

[ModSocks]

We could do something related to coal since he's a West Virginian, but that could head south pretty quickly. What does West Virginia offer other than coal and hillbillies? (I say that as a native of the Ozarks, so no offense on the hillbilly thing.)

They've got a secret presidential headquarters. Anything we can do with that? And John Denver wrote a song about them. They have some small mountains.

Wait - is the Monongahela River there? That's got a ring to it.

C'mon, people. Think!

The Vicious Virginia vagina violator.

[Rain Man]

The Vicious Virginia vagina violator.

I've always kind of wanted to hold that in reserve in case I ever move to Virginia.

[Dayze]

Mountainer Bombadier

[ModSocks]

He's actually from Miami, though.



Character issues, red flag, drop him to the second rnd immediately.

[Dayze]

we'd better come up with something before Holthus comes up with a retarded nickname.

[ModSocks]

we'd better come up with something before Holthus comes up with a retarded nickname.

The Black Mamba

/Mitch

[DaFace]

I'd like to see the Pioli and Haley images removed from the header rotation.

I typically do a spring cleaning for that a little after the season ends, but I'll make a special exception for Pioli once he's gone. Someone remind me to do this in a week or so.

[Dayze]

The Black Mamba

/Mitch

LMAO

[RealSNR]

we'd better come up with something before Holthus comes up with a retarded nickname.

THE FARTING GRIFFON FINDS BOWE IN THE BACK OF THE END ZONE! TOUCHDOOOOOOOWN KAAAAAAAAANSAAAAAAAAAAS CITY!

[DaFace]

Also, I'm not sure the server will make it through if we don't end up taking a QB. The meltdown will rival Chernobyl.

[BossChief]

I wonder which direction the traffic will go if the unthinkable happens.

Pioli is kept and doesn't take a QB in the first round.

Will it be like 2009 when the traffic increased, or will traffic come to a screeching halt because a great deal of us will be done with this franchise.

[ModSocks]

Also, I'm not sure the server will make it through if we don't end up taking a QB. The meltdown will rival Chernobyl.

The Chiefs have to take a QB. The NFL loves building up new stars, and young QB's make for the best kind. Between now and the draft, the NFL will force America to love some QB, subsequently forcing the Chiefs to take him and sell their new, young star.

The face of a franchise.

[ModSocks]

I wonder which direction the traffic will go if the unthinkable happens.

Pioli is kept and doesn't take a QB in the first round.

Will it be like 2009 when the traffic increased, or will traffic come to a screeching halt because a great deal of us will be done with this franchise.

Initially, the traffic will increase as people express their rage.

Eventually CP will become a cold, dark place.

[Rain Man]

Geno works for me.


Can we perhaps go with a different spelling, just to give him our own identity? Something like Jeeneaux?

Or maybe - Ge-Yes? I like it. It's positive.

In fact, this would be a good sign to carry to the draft for those of you who are going.

[Saccopoo]

Also, I'm not sure the server will make it through if we don't end up taking a QB. The meltdown will rival Chernobyl.

Yes it will.

You better increase the available font size to 413 and add "nuclear orange" to the color pallet.

[BossChief]

Can we perhaps go with a different spelling, just to give him our own identity? Something like Jeeneaux?

Or maybe - Ge-Yes? I like it. It's positive.

In fact, this would be a good sign to carry to the draft for those of you who are going.

The Chiefs are gonna blow up like Genobyl.

Like, BOOM.

[KCUnited]

Can we perhaps go with a different spelling, just to give him our own identity? Something like Jeeneaux?

Or maybe - Ge-Yes? I like it. It's positive.

In fact, this would be a good sign to carry to the draft for those of you who are going.

Black Gesus

[J Diddy]

I wonder which direction the traffic will go if the unthinkable happens.

Pioli is kept and doesn't take a QB in the first round.

Will it be like 2009 when the traffic increased, or will traffic come to a screeching halt because a great deal of us will be done with this franchise.

The Chiefs could stop existing and this site will go on. Originally this place was a great place to come and get all the Chiefs related news on one site, however, it has morphed beyond that and that is a lot of what makes it special.

[listopencil]

I've always kind of wanted to hold that in reserve in case I ever move to Virginia.

Geno is for lovers...of chocolate?

[Thig Lyfe]

Matt Cassel sucks.

[TLO]

I'd like two girls at once.

Amen

[Thig Lyfe]

While we're at it, can we please not use "Chocolate..." in regards to our new quarterback? It seems quite tacky, and we want to make a good impression with him when he arrives. I cringe every time I see that term.


Agreed. Super tacky, and not exactly helping CP's reputation for racial backwardness. The whole "black people have big dicks ha ha" thing is so hacky and played-out, not to mention pretty racist. I suppose there's no real harm intended, but intent doesn't really play into it. It's almost 2013, guys. Let's move past lame racial nicknames.

[Dayze]

Cracker




i keeeed, I keeed.

[whoman69]

I wonder which direction the traffic will go if the unthinkable happens.

Pioli is kept and doesn't take a QB in the first round.

Will it be like 2009 when the traffic increased, or will traffic come to a screeching halt because a great deal of us will be done with this franchise.

I've been a Chiefs fan for 42 years now. It won't make 43 if that is the case.

[-King-]

Not that I think he's a great player or anything... but why the hate toward McCluster Boss?

447 yards this season is damn good considering who has been throwing to him and how bad this team has been coached.

[-King-]

He's actually from Miami, though.

"The REAL talent from South Beach"

Geno and Bowe = The Miami connection.

[KurtCobain]

Not that I think he's a great player or anything... but why the hate toward McCluster Boss?

447 yards this season is damn good considering who has been throwing to him and how bad this team has been coached.

Lol whatever

[OnTheWarpath15]

Not that I think he's a great player or anything... but why the hate toward McCluster Boss?

447 yards this season is damn good considering who has been throwing to him and how bad this team has been coached.

Whoa.

Andre Roberts has 300 more yards with a combination of Kolb, Skelton and Lindley throwing to him.

Jeremy Kerley has 300 more yards with a combination of Sanchez and McIlroy throwing to him.

Hell, Rod Streater has more receiving yards than McCluster.

Joique Bell has as many receiving yards as Dexter - and he's a 3rd string running back.

Rob Housler has 30 fewer yards as a TE for that goatfuck of a QB group in Arizona.



Not exactly the guys you want the 36th overall pick being compared to.

[Dartgod]

Whoa.

Andre Roberts has 300 more yards with a combination of Kolb, Skelton and Lindley throwing to him.

Jeremy Kerley has 300 more yards with a combination of Sanchez and McIlroy throwing to him.

Hell, Rod Streater has more receiving yards than McCluster.

Joique Bell has as many receiving yards as Dexter - and he's a 3rd string running back.

Rob Housler has 30 fewer yards as a TE for that goat**** of a QB group in Arizona.



Not exactly the guys you want the 36th overall pick being compared to.

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[FAX]

Whoa.

Andre Roberts has 300 more yards with a combination of Kolb, Skelton and Lindley throwing to him.

Jeremy Kerley has 300 more yards with a combination of Sanchez and McIlroy throwing to him.

Hell, Rod Streater has more receiving yards than McCluster.

Joique Bell has as many receiving yards as Dexter - and he's a 3rd string running back.

Rob Housler has 30 fewer yards as a TE for that goat**** of a QB group in Arizona.



Not exactly the guys you want the 36th overall pick being compared to.

Owie.

That's going to sting a little, I'm afraid.

FAX

[Rain Man]

My issue with McCluster is the fact that the guy never makes anyone miss and never breaks a tackle. He has good hands, and I guess maybe he has reasonable speed though I haven't really observed that. However, if you put the ball in the hands of a guy who weighs less than the average high school junior, you expect that guy to be a juke manufacturing plant. You expect him to make defenders drop to the ground with ACL injuries and no socks. McCluster makes the catch and then gets immediately tackled. I honestly can remember only one play where he actually made a defender miss.

[-King-]

Whoa.

Andre Roberts has 300 more yards with a combination of Kolb, Skelton and Lindley throwing to him.

Jeremy Kerley has 300 more yards with a combination of Sanchez and McIlroy throwing to him.

Hell, Rod Streater has more receiving yards than McCluster.

Joique Bell has as many receiving yards as Dexter - and he's a 3rd string running back.

Rob Housler has 30 fewer yards as a TE for that goatfuck of a QB group in Arizona.



Not exactly the guys you want the 36th overall pick being compared to.

Roberts has like 40 more targets than McCluster.
Kerley with 30 more.
Streater is about even.
Bell is about 10 less.
Housler has 8 less.

And compared to other players selected 36th overall, McCluster isn't a bad pick. Probably the 3rd or 4th best player the past decade picked there.

Like I said, he's not great by any means, but he's not a bad player.

I don't even understand those random comparisons you pulled out. Hell, Andre Roberts was having as good if not better season than Bowe this year. So are you going to say "Andre Roberts isn't the guy you want your first round franchise receiver compared to"?

[RealSNR]

Seriously? We STILL have McCluster defenders on this forum?

We talk about Todd Haley, McCluster... who else? Brandon Carr? Does anybody want to dig up Clancy Pendergast? How about Mike Goff or Mike Brown?

Quit focusing on the past. Start talking about Geno.

[teedubya]

CP housecleaning:

SNR
ChiefsO'sFan
-King-
JASONSAUTO

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!

[BigMeatballDave]

Seriously? We STILL have McCluster defenders on this forum?

We talk about Todd Haley, McCluster... who else? Brandon Carr? Does anybody want to dig up Clancy Pendergast? How about Mike Goff or Mike Brown?

Quit focusing on the past. Start talking about Geno.

LANCE LONG, BITCHES!!1!

[RealSNR]

CP housecleaning:

SNR
ChiefsO'sFan
-King-
JASONSAUTO

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!

Fuck that. I'm the Jean-Paul Marat of the SOC Revolution. Only way I'm leaving is if luv stabs me while I'm in the bathtub.

[BigMeatballDave]

Dex is just a guy.

[RealSNR]

Dex is just a midget.

FYP

[boogblaster]

oh my ....

[teedubya]

**** that. I'm the Jean-Paul Marat of the SOC Revolution. Only way I'm leaving is if luv stabs me while I'm in the bathtub.

Well, if you're Jean-Paul Marat, then what does that make me? Paul Revere? lol

[Beerthirty]

My all time favorite picture was Herman driving the bus running over everyone plus the woodchipper! lol

[Hammock Parties]

Dex is just a guy.

Been saying it for TWO YEARS.

And I know some slapdick true fan is going to attempt to argue with me about it this year. ROFL

If the fucker cut his dreads and stopped preening after every touch, no one would be a fan.

[-King-]

Seriously? We STILL have McCluster defenders on this forum?

We talk about Todd Haley, McCluster... who else? Brandon Carr? Does anybody want to dig up Clancy Pendergast? How about Mike Goff or Mike Brown?

Quit focusing on the past. Start talking about Geno.

Dexter McCluster will be Genos Tavon Austin...

[RealSNR]

Dexter McCluster will be Genos Tavon Austin...yeahprobablynot

[-King-]

yeahprobablynot

LMAO

[bevischief]

My issue with McCluster is the fact that the guy never makes anyone miss and never breaks a tackle. He has good hands, and I guess maybe he has reasonable speed though I haven't really observed that. However, if you put the ball in the hands of a guy who weighs less than the average high school junior, you expect that guy to be a juke manufacturing plant. You expect him to make defenders drop to the ground with ACL injuries and no socks. McCluster makes the catch and then gets immediately tackled. I honestly can remember only one play where he actually made a defender miss.

He weights about 170 some pounds of course he is going down the first time.

[Unsmooth-Moment]

Whoa.

Andre Roberts has 300 more yards with a combination of Kolb, Skelton and Lindley throwing to him.

Jeremy Kerley has 300 more yards with a combination of Sanchez and McIlroy throwing to him.

Hell, Rod Streater has more receiving yards than McCluster.

Joique Bell has as many receiving yards as Dexter - and he's a 3rd string running back.
Rob Housler has 30 fewer yards as a TE for that goat**** of a QB group in Arizona.



Not exactly the guys you want the 36th overall pick being compared to.

He's actually on the field about half the snaps at RB, but I get your argument.

[Hammock Parties]

Dex's last two seasons are complete fool's gold total yardage anyway.

Between Bowe, Charles and Moeaki getting hurt, and Baldwin sucking ass BOTH years, and Breaston being Pioli'd, he's getting the ball by default.

He has a lot of touches that he does jack shit with, because he can't do anything else.

In fact, that's my new name for the little midget bustard. Jack Shit.

[SAUTO]

CP housecleaning:

SNR
ChiefsO'sFan
-King-
JASONSAUTO

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!

Go fuck yourself, it's your choice to be a fan
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[GloryDayz]

The Chiefs have too many players who are thought to need to be referred to as "not to be named."

[L.A. Chieffan]

I'm still holding out hope. He might be back next season.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Ok so we have literally like 4 dozen references to chocolate PENISES every day and the part you have a problem with is the "chocolate" part?

ROFL

[GloryDayz]

Gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[RealSNR]

Dex's last two seasons are complete fool's gold total yardage anyway.

Between Bowe, Charles and Moeaki getting hurt, and Baldwin sucking ass BOTH years, and Breaston being Pioli'd, he's getting the ball by default.

He has a lot of touches that he does jack shit with, because he can't do anything else.

In fact, that's my new name for the little midget bustard. Jack Shit.

No need to make this more complicated than it already is, dude.

He's Dexter McFuckster