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Scorp
12-30-2012, 11:02 AM
This is the last game you will ever be General Manager of the Kansas City Chiefs. We here at Chiefsplanet give you a middle finger salute and hereby forbid you from forever stepping foot in Kansas City again.

You sir have made yourself public enemy number one. You took what was once a proud franchise and turned it into the laughing stock of the NFL. Through your arrogance and incompetence you have demoralized Chiefs fans WORLD WIDE. Ironically the Quarterback you couldn't land is going to give you your final slap in the face today. My one hope is that you have to slither back to New England and beg for employment.

This is a new day for Chiefs fans, a day of hope. A new beginning is coming. Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes we also will rise from the ashes, we will rise again to be a proud franchise. The Arrowhead mystique will return to its former glory. There's a gleam Chiefs fans, there's a gleam. Let's go get the gleam!

Molitoth
12-30-2012, 11:04 AM
I don't know how proud this franchise was before pioli. It was pretty bad under herm.

Saccopoo
12-30-2012, 11:04 AM
I posted this in another thread, but it deserves to be here as well:

It comes down to:

- Cassel

- Being a prick with the media

- Shutting the team off from the fan base

- Being and egocentric meglomaniac (the Chiefs do not have a Director of Scouting because Pioli thinks he knows ****ing everything)

- Every first round pick he's had

- Trading up for ****ing tight ends

- Candy wrappers

- CIA Brown Shirts around the stadium

- Romeo Crennel

- Brian Daboll

- Brady Quinn

And ever other shithole thing that has happened to this franchise in the past four years.

Let's face facts - this Chiefs team, in the fourth year of the Pioli regime, stands as one of the historically bad teams in the history of the NFL. Samurai used to commit seppuku for an 1/8th of what has happened here with the Chiefs this year.

This guy was brought in to, quote his own words, "win championships."

This, the 2012 season - his fourth year as GM, is not winning championships. It's the mother ****ing Titanic. The ****ing Black Plague of modern football. It doesn't get worse than this. It's ****ing horrible.

This ****ing guy should give back every single cent he stole from this team.

**** Pioli.

The guy sucks shit out of a stinking skunks festered ass.

**** him with Mecca's toilet brush.

**** this ****ing guy.

Millions of dollars and he fields the worst NFL team in the last 50 years.

FUCK YOU PIOLI!!!!!!!

bevischief
12-30-2012, 11:04 AM
Nuke him from orbit it is the only way to be sure.

HolyHat
12-30-2012, 11:05 AM
All reports are saying he is safe. I hope and pray its wrong, but if this is true the Chiefs have lost me.

FAX
12-30-2012, 11:05 AM
I think our friend is confusing the concept of pride with a bucket of pizza and grape juice vomit.

FAX

DJJasonp
12-30-2012, 11:06 AM
I think Chiefsplanet should video tape each other watching Clark's press-conference....and then post the reactions when he announces Pioli is coming back next year.

It would surely surpass the two-girls/one-cup reaction videos!

BigMeatballDave
12-30-2012, 11:06 AM
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HolyHat
12-30-2012, 11:07 AM
Jason Cole
@JasonColeYahoo Heard from a league source last night that Scott Pioli will survive in KC, but only with significant changes (new coach, new QB). We'll see.

FAX
12-30-2012, 11:08 AM
Jason Cole
@JasonColeYahoo Heard from a league source last night that Scott Pioli will survive in KC, but only with significant changes (new coach, new QB). We'll see.

My worst fears hath befallen me.

FAX

jd1020
12-30-2012, 11:09 AM
Jason Cole
@JasonColeYahoo Heard from a league source last night that Scott Pioli will survive in KC, but only with significant changes (new coach, new QB). We'll see.

Gonna be epic.

Easy 6
12-30-2012, 11:09 AM
The only thing that makes ANY sense at ALL, is that he's a gonner.

Yet our tv production crew chose to compare dex to Delaney, i'm telling you what, that WORRIES me greatly.

Scorp
12-30-2012, 11:09 AM
All reports are saying he is safe.

Merely propaganda from Pioli's camp. Season ticket renewals and sales will prevent this.

HolyHat
12-30-2012, 11:10 AM
How can Clark trust this guy with draft picks, coaching hires, roster moves, candy wrappers... etc. etc. ???????

HolyHat
12-30-2012, 11:11 AM
Well the good news is, if Pioli is brought back I can use my season ticket money to pimp out my basement and scout my new team on NFL ticket

boogblaster
12-30-2012, 11:13 AM
Run the worthless bastard off .. tonite .. or today befo the game .....

bevischief
12-30-2012, 11:14 AM
Die in a AIDS tree fire put out with antifreeze.

DeezNutz
12-30-2012, 11:15 AM
Jason Cole
@JasonColeYahoo Heard from a league source last night that Scott Pioli will survive in KC, but only with significant changes (new coach, new QB). We'll see.

Pioli surviving, ironically, would result in the death of many a fan.

HolyHat
12-30-2012, 11:21 AM
Its Jason Cole reporting it though. Hes the same AIDS invested troll douche who claimed Bowe was getting traded to Miami.

KCrockaholic
12-30-2012, 11:23 AM
Jason Cole also says Joe Gibbs is the greatest coach in the history of the NFL.

Everybody else is just kinda there.

jd1020
12-30-2012, 11:24 AM
Its Jason Cole reporting it though. Hes the same AIDS invested troll douche who claimed Bowe was getting traded to Miami.

Multiple people reporting there's a chance Pioli stays while we have reports that Crennel is definitely gone.

siberian khatru
12-30-2012, 11:26 AM
I wonder how many GMs have been allowed to hire 3 coaches in 4 years.

Messier
12-30-2012, 11:34 AM
Maybe Pioli's entire GM career has been about proving to Brian Waters that he indeed could take 53 people off the street and win 2 games?

Buehler445
12-30-2012, 11:41 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nwX8WbopOhY/T7He2Bzwc_I/AAAAAAAAAMc/S7WP7kuFFGw/s1600/Phelan_FuckYou_72dpi_20cm.jpg

bevischief
12-30-2012, 11:51 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nwX8WbopOhY/T7He2Bzwc_I/AAAAAAAAAMc/S7WP7kuFFGw/s1600/Phelan_****You_72dpi_20cm.jpg

2nd.

kcfanXIII
12-30-2012, 12:00 PM
dear scott pioli. i hate you. i hate you so much, i don't have any hate left for david glass. a sniper bullet to the brain would be too humane a death for you. what you have done to my favorite team in the NFL is unforgivable. Its bad enough your east coast snobbery has destroyed the team, it has severed the players connection to the city. i hate everything your smug ass stands for. if satan owned a team you wouldn't be fit to manage in hell, although you'd fit in better there than in KC. burn in an aids fire then douse yourself in antifreeze, and drink what's left.

HolyHat
12-30-2012, 12:01 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_Yal3CCAAEoKT5.jpg:large

Hammock Parties
12-30-2012, 12:02 PM
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Scorp
12-30-2012, 12:05 PM
:LOL: