Thoughts and prayers needed

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I don't usually do this but things are bad. Really bad. I'm not sure someone I love is going to make it through the next 24 hours.

You see, my football team has AIDS. It picked up the HIV virus long ago but in the last 4 years things have gone from waiting to dying. Now everyone can see that it may well all come to an end very soon. In fact, the docs say the next 24 hours could be the defining moments. An aggresive strain called pioliofungusamongus has taken over and things are bleak to say the least. Pain meds don't work at all. They say the only thing we can do now is to hope this new drug called chuntifan will kill the piolifungusamongus. We'll know soon. It's an experimental drug and completely unproven but it's all we have to "clench" to.

If you believe in God or a higher power... even if you don't... send up some prayers or postive thoughts that this nightmare may end with a happy outcome. The soul is willing but the body is weak. The next 24 hours will tell us a lot.

Thank you. You guys are the best.

[Prison Bitch]

Meh.

[Bugeater]

It's all Brandon Carr's fault.

[ChiTown]

Bad karma dude. Bad.

[cabletech94]

oh noes........

[In58men]

Whack

[Hoover]

Magic Johnson got aids in 1988 and now he owns the Dodgers. So are you saying that things are looking up for your "friend?"

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Magic Johnson got aids in 1988 and now he owns the Dodgers. So are you saying that things are looking up for your "friend?"

Not looking up yet. The first dose of the drug will be adminstered soon though.

[chefsos]

Genious. It's the perfect crime.

No one can give you even a little shit under threat of Lifetime Ban, because it's a prayer thread! You could look it up.

[FlaChief58]

Hindsight being 50/50, you should have picked a better team to be a fan of

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hindsight being 50/50, you should have picked a better team to be a fan of

We all have our crosses to bare. Bear. Whatever.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Whack

Sorry it's not a drunken list of the posters I love.


:)

[Lumpy]

We all have our crosses to bare. Bear. Whatever.

Beer.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Beer.

I always fuck that up.

[In58men]

Whack again

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Whack again

I remember when you were fun. Do you need a prayer thread?

[In58men]

I remember when I was whack. Do you need a prayer thread?

FYP

[Lumpy]

I always **** that up.

You do... but that's okay. :)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

You do... but that's okay. :)

I should be perma-banned.

[threebag]

This shits worse that something Joey would have done.

[In58men]

I should be perma-whacked.

ROFL

[Lumpy]

I should be perma-banned.

Then this place would suck. :(

[In58men]

Then this place would be whack. :(


Trolololol

[Ming the Merciless]

Almost as funny as Gatis Khandis

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[Dr. Johnny Fever]

This shits worse that something Joey would have done.

Please stop stalking me creep.

[Lumpy]

Trolololol

Are you still butthurt about my handwritten "Sorter>Inmem58" in the other thread?

You know that I was just playing. Gosh. :rolleyes:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Then this place would suck. :(

I know right?!

(annoying line above)

[Thig Lyfe]

:|

[In58men]

Are you still butthurt about my handwritten "Sorter>Inmem58" in the other thread?

You know that I was just playing. Gosh. :rolleyes:


Yes miss, I knew that ;-).


Just trying to fit in with the inner circle.

[Lumpy]

Yes miss, I knew that ;-).


Just trying to fit in with the inner circle.

Trolling doesn't get you into the inner circle. Prove that you're awesome then one of us will teach you the secret handshake.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Trolling doesn't get you into the inner circle. Prove that you're awesome then one of us will teach you the secret handshake.

I was told we were no longer sharing that.

:harumph:

[Lumpy]

I was told we were no longer sharing that.

:harumph:

I don't know what to tell you. There was a memo and I guess you didn't get it. Oops.

[|Zach|]

A parody of threads where people talk about their ill family members.

That is shitty.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

A parody of threads where people talk about their ill family members.

That is shitty.

This place is way to ****ing serious lol. I wasn't making fun of anyone who's made a serious prayer thread. I've done one in the past. I was making light of a bad situation with the Chiefs. Good God pull your panties out of your crack.

[In58men]

Trolling doesn't get you into the inner circle. Prove that you're awesome then one of us will teach you the secret handshake.

If this secret handshake has a cool chest bump at the end, consider me awesome.

[In58men]

This place is way to ****ing serious lol. I wasn't making fun of anyone who's made a serious prayer thread. I've done one in the past. I was making light of a bad situation with the Chiefs. Good God pull your panties out of your crack.

Nobody cares what Zach says.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Nobody cares what Zach says.

Good point. The butthurt on this site is incredible. It's fucking football.

[In58men]

Good point. The butthurt on this site is incredible. It's ****ing football.

If anyone needs praying it's people who take message boards seriously.

[Lumpy]

A parody of threads where people talk about their ill family members.

That is shitty.

I highly doubt that Fever meant any disrespect.

[AussieChiefsFan]

soon

[|Zach|]

This place is way to ****ing serious lol. I wasn't making fun of anyone who's made a serious prayer thread. I've done one in the past. I was making light of a bad situation with the Chiefs. Good God pull your panties out of your crack.

I will probably just assume your next prayer thread is a joke and shit on one of your near dead family members.

[Lumpy]

I will probably just assume your next prayer thread is a joke and shit on one of your near dead family members.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/038/677/badumtss.png

JFC, Zach. Settle the hell down.

[In58men]

Let him cry, I wouldn't want his sorry ass praying for my family no way.

[|Zach|]

JFC, Zach. Settle the hell down.

Perfectly calm. Simply stating my opinion on the matter ya know...on a message board.

[Demonpenz]

I don't think God has time to care who wins or loses football games.

[Lumpy]

Perfectly calm. Simply stating my opinion on the matter ya know...on a message board.

You posted your opinion. Fine. Then you threatened to "shit" on one of his family members when he makes a prayer thread in the future. Classy. :thumb:

[|Zach|]

You posted your opinion. Fine. Then you threatened to "shit" on one of his family members when he makes a prayer thread in the future. Classy. :thumb:

Why are you taking this message board so serious? /beer me

[Bugeater]

I brought a casserole.

[threebag]

It's poor taste to use a prayer thread as an avenue to attention whore. It kind of shits on the idea of a prayer thead. Low life move. Ask the ones who have posted prayer threads before.

[In58men]

I brought a casserole.

I don't give a fuck, shits expired bro.

[Bugeater]

I don't give a fuck, shits expired bro.
I don't have any new material. :(

[Lumpy]

Why are you taking this message board so serious? /beer me

:rolleyes:

I'm already bored with this conversation. LMAO

[Thig Lyfe]

I don't think God has time to care who wins or loses football games.

He also doesn't have time to exist.


YEAH I WENT THERE

[Demonpenz]

He also doesn't have time to exist.


YEAH I WENT THERE

nice schtick dave lane..

/ohhhhhh snapple

[1ChiefsDan]

Nobody cares what Zach says.

.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I will probably just assume your next prayer thread is a joke and shit on one of your near dead family members.

Urine idiot. Stop the presses.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I don't think God has time to care who wins or loses football games.

See how serious it is?!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It's poor taste to use a prayer thread as an avenue to attention whore. It kind of shits on the idea of a prayer thead. Low life move. Ask the ones who have posted prayer threads before.

Like me? You might be the only person here more easily butthurt than Zach.

[|Zach|]

Like me? You might be the only person here more easily butthurt than Zach.

This is all a big joke right?

Did they die?

[Demonpenz]

Mods can we sticky this?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

To anyone who has done a prayer thread and is offended by my lighthearted poke at the Chiefs... I am sorry. No disrespect to you or your loved ones was meant. I've done a real prayer thread before as well. I must mean to disrespect my ex boss who I loved dearly.

But even though some on CP need something to bitch and moan about I'm confident most people aren't so ****ing obtuse as to take it that way. I actually believe most people here have common sense.

[Lumpy]

Mods can we sticky this?

LMAO

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Mods can we sticky this?

ROFL

:clap:

[cosmo20002]

He also doesn't have time to exist.


YEAH I WENT THERE

I knew this thread would turn awesome eventually.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I knew this thread would turn awesome eventually.

Just remember you can wish injury or death on an opposing player or turn a death thread about a random person or celebrity into a punfest... but don't pick on the Chiefs unless it's in an actual football thread.

Over. The. Line.

:deevee:

[Gadzooks]

I don't usually do this but things are bad. Really bad. I'm not sure someone I love is going to make it through the next 24 hours.

You see, my football team has AIDS. It picked up the HIV virus long ago but in the last 4 years things have gone from waiting to dying. Now everyone can see that it may well all come to an end very soon. In fact, the docs say the next 24 hours could be the defining moments. An aggresive strain called pioliofungusamongus has taken over and things are bleak to say the least. Pain meds don't work at all. They say the only thing we can do now is to hope this new drug called chuntifan will kill the piolifungusamongus. We'll know soon. It's an experimental drug and completely unproven but it's all we have to "clench" to.



I've prayed to my lord Satan that your football team will lay down and be put peacefully to rest by keeping Pioli as your GM. While this is a slow demise, eventually, it will go unnoticed.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I've prayed to my lord Satan that your football team will lay down and be put peacefully to rest by keeping Pioli as your GM. While this is a slow demise, eventually, it will go unnoticed.

Hey look... an opposing fan gets it. Shocked. Shocked I say!