****Official "I'm not doing jack for New Years" Thread****

[luv]

To all of the others of you out there that have no life, this one's for you!

:toast:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm getting fucked up at home. It's amateur night.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Drive sober, or die rolled over!

[Buck]

I'm driving up to Murrietta (about 1 hour drive) to hang out with some friends and have a couple drinks and play some board games.

I'm bringing my laptop so I can spend the night and still surf CP until I fall asleep lol.

[Buck]

Drive sober, or die rolled over!

Also don't drive at all unless 100% necessary. No need to die because the dumbasses are out tonight.

[BigMeatballDave]

I'm sitting here listening to the stupid rednecks shooting off fireworks.

[DaKCMan AP]

Got back to Tampa today. Found out the friends that are in town are going to some party that's $175/head. Fuck that. Back up plans being generated or staying home.

[lewdog]

I worked today and I am working tomorrow, at 6:30 a.m.

:facepalm:

[Bugeater]

I am bumping all of luv's old time zone threads.

[HonestChieffan]

Fun night on the farm. Cornish hens on the grill. Good wine. Hope Clark fires Pioli

[Strongside]

I've got a house full of girls. I'm fighting a horrible cold on the couch. Great times. Maybe they'll get drunk and agree to rub Vicks on my chest.

[chefsos]

Fun night on the farm. Cornish hens on the grill. Good wine. Hope Clark fires PioliIf real life were like a cartoon, Clark would jam a rocket up Pioli's ass and set it off tonight.

[luv]

I am bumping all of luv's old time zone threads.

Sweet!

You may have to go back a ways to find a Pacific Time Zone thread. I think I'm typically passed out by then. :D

[GloryDayz]

I worked today, working from home tomorrow, but the neighbor (fucking BROWNS fan) is have his most awesome annual New Years party.

Pretty good day... Worked a good day, hired some vets (made their year!!!), and now I get the share some wings with friends and eat some of the most amazing Rum/Grand Marnier balls that I've ever tasted.

[keg in kc]

I'm not doing jack shit. Watching the season finale of Sons of Anarchy now, then a full season marathon of The Newroom starts on HBO Signature in an hour.

2012 sucked in every possibly way. I'm glad for the clean slate at midnight. Up to me to make the near year great.

[chefsos]

Oh, yeah, forgot: *raises hand*

I'm not doing a damn thing tonight. Fuck all those drunks.

[luv]

I've got a house full of girls. I'm fighting a horrible cold on the couch. Great times. Maybe they'll get drunk and agree to rub Vicks on my chest.

I've heard that you don't want to get it on the tip. Keep that in mind....just in case.

[Molitoth]

I have a 2 year old and 8 week old. The wife is already asleep. Yeah I'm going to have a blast tonight watching Dora the explorer.

[Strongside]

I've heard that you don't want to get it on the tip. Keep that in mind....just in case.

Oh good call.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I've got a house full of girls. I'm fighting a horrible cold on the couch. Great times. Maybe they'll get drunk and agree to rub Vicks on my chest.

Make them sing soft kitty!

[luv]

I'm not doing jack shit. Watching the season finale of Sons of Anarchy now, then a full season marathon of The Newroom starts on HBO Signature in an hour.

2012 sucked in every possibly way. I'm glad for the clean slate at midnight. Up to me to make the near year great.

Currently watching Chick-Fil-A Bowl. Then will probably put in season four of Castle I got for my birthday.

[Strongside]

I have a 2 year old and 8 week old. The wife is already asleep. Yeah I'm going to have a blast tonight.

Just take them to the bar with you. She'll never know.

[BigMeatballDave]

My son and I are gonna watch the Back to the Future Trilogy later.

[KurtCobain]

I'm keeping the little ones up to bang pots and pans, just us. Then bed. Big day tomorrow. I'm taking 2013 by the balls and fucking it up.

[keg in kc]

Just take them to the bar with you. She'll never know.Maybe you can trade them for an appetizer tray.

[luv]

So I have some Three Olives chocolate vodka that I've had for forever. I got some Nut Liquor (peanut butter vodka) with a gift card I got for Christmas. I think I'm going to be brave and try a little of each mixed with some milk.

[Lumpy]

I'm already wasted and it's not even 7:30. ROFL

[Buck]

So I have some Three Olives chocolate vodka that I've had for forever. I got some Nut Liquor (peanut butter vodka) with a gift card I got for Christmas. I think I'm going to be brave and try a little of each mixed with some milk.

Bleh...sounds delicious though.

[Bump]

I wasn't going to, but I guess I'll go to this party. He is a good dude, but his friends/girlfriend are fucking lame idiots.

[Bowser]

Did't realize you needed a gift card to receive Nut Liquor.

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/andrew-dice-clay-arbys-action-sport-awards-show-arrivals-0dwgnV.jpg

[rocknrolla]

I worked today and I am working tomorrow, at 6:30 a.m.

:facepalm:

+1

[Bowser]

I'm already wasted and it's not even 7:30. ROFL

Pics or GTFO*












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[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm already wasted and it's not even 7:30. ROFL

Right behind you!

[luv]

Did't realize you needed a gift card to receive Nut Liquor.

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/andrew-dice-clay-arbys-action-sport-awards-show-arrivals-0dwgnV.jpg

ROFL

[Bowser]

Right behind you!

Pics or GTFO* (if you are indeed right behind her)












*obligatory

[Lumpy]

Pics or GTFO*

*obligatory

How about, um, no?

[Hammock Parties]

Sitting here watching RoboCop blow Scott Pioli away.

[DaKCMan AP]

Got back to Tampa today. Found out the friends that are in town are going to some party that's $175/head. Fuck that. Back up plans being generated or staying home.

Heading to the nearest bar. Not sure how late they're open, but should be out for a while at least.

[luv]

Right behind you!

Creepy.

[luv]

Heading to the nearest bar. Not sure how late they're open, but should be out for a while at least.

Happy New Year! Be careful.

[Strongside]

Maybe you can trade them for an appetizer tray.

This is so crazy that it just might work. Excuse me, ma'am. I'd like to trade the 2 year old for a pound of your finest wings...and the 8 month old, I think, should garner a few pints from the tap, don't you think?

[Lumpy]

Creepy.

LMAO My thought exactly.

Happy New Year, Luv! :toast:

[Bowser]

Heading to the nearest bar. Not sure how late they're open, but should be out for a while at least.

Was it open bar at the $175 place? Because you could easily drop that on alcohol on a New Year's Eve night.

[luv]

LMAO My thought exactly.

Happy New Year, Luv! :toast:

You too, my dear. Try not to pass out before midnight! :p

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO My thought exactly.

Happy New Year, Luv! :toast:

Fuck you.

[Dave Lane]

I had a party to go to but with the weather I'm tempted to stay home and get some.

[Lumpy]

You too, my dear. Try not to pass out before midnight! :p

No guarantees. :)

**** you.

Fuck you, too.

Oh hell, I can't be mean. Happy New Year to you, sir!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

No guarantees. :)



Fuck you, too.

Oh hell, I can't be mean. Happy New Year to you, sir!

ROFL I was hoping you were drunk enough to take me seriously. Happy New Years Lumpsters!

[KurtCobain]

I had a party to go to but with the weather I'm tempted to stay home and get some.

Get some peanut butter and jelly on a couple slices of bread?

[Lumpy]

ROFL I was hoping you were drunk enough to take me seriously. Happy New Years Lumpsters!

Sorry that I let you down. LMAO

[TimeForWasp]

****Official "I'm not doing jack for New Years" Thread****



Did you and Jack have a falling out? prayers sent.

[Strongside]

Girls just cooked Gigantic stuffed potatoes. Fucking cold I can't taste anything.

[luv]

So I have some Three Olives chocolate vodka that I've had for forever. I got some Nut Liquor (peanut butter vodka) with a gift card I got for Christmas. I think I'm going to be brave and try a little of each mixed with some milk.

I am a genious [sic]!!!1!

[luv]

I'm going to have to go get more milk. I'm dubbing this the Woman's White Russian. Or the Dudette?

[LoneWolf]

Staying home and celebrating the New Year with our newly adopted son (my first New Year as a father). Wife surprised me with two tickets to the National Championship game today, plus she already made all the travel and accommodations plans. 2013 is hopefully going to kick ass. I have much to be thankful for.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Staying home and celebrating the New Year with our newly adopted son (my first New Year as a father). Wife surprised me with two tickets to the National Championship game today, plus she already made all the travel and accommodations plans. 2013 is hopefully going to kick ass. I have much to be thankful for.

Cool! Are you a fan of either team, or just going to be there live?

[Lumpy]

I'm going to have to go get more milk. I'm dubbing this the Woman's White Russian. Or the Dudette?

Dudette sounds cool. Go with that.

[TribalElder]

Checkin In. Listening to the Scanner and all the snow induced accidents.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm going to have to go get more milk. I'm dubbing this the Woman's White Russian. Or the Dudette?

Dudette sounds cool. Go with that.

No. 1991 would like to retain their lingo. Call it "Bitches chocolate milk"

[LoneWolf]

Cool! Are you a fan of either team, or just going to be there live?

Notre Dame alum. Hoping like hell for an Irish win, but not predicting one.

[Lumpy]

No. 1991 would like to retain their lingo. Call it "Bitches chocolate milk"

Ouch.

I need a refill, (drinking wine). Go me!

[SAUTO]

Currently watching Chick-Fil-A Bowl. Then will probably put in season four of Castle I got for my birthday.

He gets benched.


Oh sorry that's a spoiler. Here's another... We end up 2-14
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[Mr. Flopnuts]

Notre Dame alum. Hoping like hell for an Irish win, but not predicting one.

Oh, right fucking on. I've always been a closet Bama fan, but not enough to root against Pest, a few others, and now you. I'm pulling for the Irish this year. Believe!!!

[LiveSteam]

Notre Dame alum. Hoping like hell for an Irish win, but not predicting one.

Congrats on being a new poppa. Im afraid I cant root for ND though

[luv]

No. 1991 would like to retain their lingo. Call it "Bitches chocolate milk"

But it's white. No Kahlua.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Ouch.

I need a refill, (drinking wine). Go me!

I've got Buffalo Trace bourbon, and Buffalo sweat beer. I'm going injun drunk tonight.

[TribalElder]

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[luv]

He gets benched.


Oh sorry that's a spoiler. Here's another... We end up 2-14
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I see what you did there. ;)

[ChiefMojo]

I'm looking like a solo night on New Years. I was going to go out but with 5 inches of snow, I don't think I'm risking the drinking and driving part (have no one else to take me).

[Mr. Flopnuts]

But it's white. No Kahlua.

Oh. Well, I guess you can go with bitches white russian, but that sounds racist.

[luv]

Oh. Well, I guess you can go with bitches white russian, but that sounds racist.

I'm going with the Dudette. I'm sure you get the reference.

[Lumpy]

I've got Buffalo Trace bourbon, and Buffalo sweat beer. I'm going injun drunk tonight.

If I wanted to bring out the injun in me, I would have picked up Tequila.

Not. Doing. That. Anymore.

[LoneWolf]

Congrats on being a new poppa. Im afraid I cant root for ND though

Thanks. After the trials and tribulations you have to go through to adopt a kid, all the while knowing it can be snatched away from you at the last second and then the joy of getting to hold my son and know we will make his life better than it would have been, the outcome of the game doesn't seem as important as it did a couple of months ago.

[Setsuna]

I'm going to reclaim myself for my resolution.

[JD10367]

Sick.

Shoveled for 90 minutes yesterday morning, then worked 15.5 hours. Went back for 7 more hours today, and have 16 more tomorrow.

I'm watching the Pats/Fins game on DVR, and going to bed.

[lcarus]

I'm gonna play some Black Ops 2 zombies and watch a movie or two. Smoke a couple bowls, maybe drink a couple beers. Not goin anywhere. Bars suck and I'm sure they'll be super slammed tonight. I like being social but I hate super crowded places and music playing at incredible decibals. It sucks when you wanna talk to someone but can't hear a god damn thing. Never understood that.

[|Zach|]

Yea, not feeling it this year. Trying to figure out what movies I want to catch.

[Fritz88]

It sucks when you wanna talk to someone but can't hear a god damn thing. Never understood that.

http://www.spring.org.uk/2008/09/why-loud-music-in-bars-increases.php

[In58men]

I don't think I'll be having one drink tonight. Just staying home this year.

[Sofa King]

Raise your glasses in the air. Let's toast to luv's fedora and Mr. Flopnuts. Cheers.

[RNR]

Hanging with my 2 month old grandson. We are babysitting while his mom and dad ring in the new year at Myrtle beach. Yeah nothing about this sucks :)

[|Zach|]

Was out earlier with some friends and enjoyed "Irish New Year" at 6pm.:D

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[Chief Pote]

I'm working tonight...gotta keep it safe for the idiots tonight. :grr:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Raise your glasses in the air. Let's toast to luv's fedora and Mr. Flopnuts. Cheers.

Now you can stalk ME on Facebook!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Jack is one lucky dude !

[Sofa King]

Now you can stalk ME on Facebook!

lmao. Soon... very soon.... my goldfish... you'll feed em.

[Lumpy]

I think Luv passed out. Damn it, woman! LMAO

[Strongside]

I'm gonna play some Black Ops 2 zombies and watch a movie or two. Smoke a couple bowls, maybe drink a couple beers. Not goin anywhere. Bars suck and I'm sure they'll be super slammed tonight. I like being social but I hate super crowded places and music playing at incredible decibals. It sucks when you wanna talk to someone but can't hear a god damn thing. Never understood that.

You sound like a solid individual.

[KurtCobain]

Looks magical outside. Like a demonic snowglobe of doom.

[Strongside]

Looks magical outside. Like a demonic snowglobe of doom.

Bro, you should try to hit 1k posts by midnight. That should definitely be your new years eve plans for sure.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Not doing a damn thing tonight...

[luv]

Raise your glasses in the air. Let's toast to luv's fedora and Mr. Flopnuts. Cheers.

I think you're confusing CP with facebook. No one here knows about the fedora...unless their on my facebook.

[luv]

I think Luv passed out. Damn it, woman! LMAO

Nah. Still just one drink. Playing games and keeping myself entertained. :)

[KurtCobain]

Bro, you should try to hit 1k posts by midnight. That should definitely be your new years eve plans for sure.

eh, once you've done it four times, number five isn't so exciting.

How close am I? I'm in tapatalk, can't tell and didn't know I was close.

[Strongside]

eh, once you've done it four times, number five isn't so exciting.

How close am I? I'm in tapatalk, can't tell and didn't know I was close.

You need 9 posts. 9 links to your girlfriend/wife/mom naked will take care of it.

[BigMeatballDave]

Nah. Still just one drink. Playing games and keeping myself entertained. :):popcorn:

[Mr. Kotter]

Nah. Still just one drink. Playing games and keeping myself entertained. :)

What kind of "games?" Just askin'.....heh.

eh, once you've done it four times, number five isn't so exciting.

How close am I? I'm in tapatalk, can't tell and didn't know I was close.


8 more posts, bra....

[Mr. Flopnuts]

lmao. Soon... very soon.... my goldfish... you'll feed em.

ROFL Dude, I have no idea what that reference is, but it's creeping me out enough that I'm impressed with it.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

What kind of "games?" Just askin'.....heh.

And here comes the creepy old man. :fire:

[Bowser]

eh, once you've done it four times, number five isn't so exciting.

How close am I? I'm in tapatalk, can't tell and didn't know I was close.

You are 3,971 posts away.

[Lumpy]

Nah. Still just one drink. Playing games and keeping myself entertained. :)

Just one? :spock:

I'm on my 5th glass and I only have 1/4 bottle of wine left. Oh noes!

[Fire Me Boy!]

Sitting at home with Mrs. FMB!. She's drinking some Svedka mixed with something, and I just cracked a bottle of Duchesse De Bourgogne.

[Mr. Kotter]

And here comes the creepy old man. :fire:

I'm not that old, yet.... :harumph:

[JoeyChuckles]

I'm not doing anything in this snow. Anyone recommend any recent movies on demand? I haven't seen Looper yet.

[zigbazah]

well i have a group of friends that normally get together, but it didn't work out this year. i didn't feel like getting out in this weather, so i'm just sitting here watching this dick clark tribute.

[Strongside]

I'm not doing anything in this snow. Anyone recommend any recent movies on demand? I haven't seen Looper yet.

Looper is pretty good...Savages is OK if you're into softcore porn involving Blake Lively, the kid from Kickass and Gambit.

[Titty Meat]

Im playing the board game risk with friends. Might hit up a party.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Im playing the board game risk with friends. Might hit up a party.

Just occupy the French. They won't fight back.

[Bowser]

Just occupy the French. They won't fight back.

Do you know why the streets in Paris are lined with trees?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Do you know why the streets in Paris are lined with trees?

I just fucking heard it this week, and am too drunk to remember. Help me.

[Bowser]

I just fucking heard it this week, and am too drunk to remember. Help me.

It's so Billay can march in the shade when he invades!

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[Mr. Flopnuts]

That's right!!! Alright, I've got one that might get me banned, and I'm a moderator.

You wanna know how you know Adam and Eve weren't black?

[KurtCobain]

You need 9 posts. 9 links to your girlfriend/wife/mom naked will take care of it.

Done that on here enough.

That's not the poster I am anymore.

[Bowser]

That's right!!! Alright, I've got one that might get me banned, and I'm a moderator.

You wanna know how you know Adam and Eve weren't black?

HOW???

[Mr. Flopnuts]

HOW???

You ever know a black guy to give up a rib?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

What do you call a gay mexican?

[KurtCobain]

You ever know a black guy to give up a rib?

Ooh that was good.

[Strongside]

You ever know a black guy to give up a rib?

The only thing that would make this joke better is if the forbidden fruit had been a watermelon.

[Bowser]

What do you call a gay mexican?

WHAT???

[Mr. Flopnuts]

WHAT???

A senoreater.

[Bowser]

A senoreater.

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[Mr. Flopnuts]

What do you call a gay Jew?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

What do you call a gay Jew?

A Heblew.

[Bowser]

What do you call a gay Jew?

A Heblew.

Just passed this one on to the wife. Her response, and I quote -

Oh my God. You people are IDIOTS.


LMAO

[FlaChief58]

A Heblew.

OMFG ROFL

[Strongside]

I'm native american...so here's one that I've heard before:

What does a reservation girl say when she loses her virginity?



















Get off me daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

[luv]

Just passed this one on to the wife. Her response, and I quote -

Oh my God. You people are IDIOTS.


LMAO

Your wife is awesome.

[luv]

What kind of "games?" Just askin'.....heh.


Reindeer games.

[zigbazah]

Did you hear about the 13 year old Chinese girl that lost her virginity?

Her name is Sum Yung Ho.

[Strongside]

Did you hear about the 13 year old Chinese girl that lost her virginity?

Her name is Sum Yung Ho.

She usually orders the cream of Sum Yun Gai.

[Mr. Kotter]

She usually orders the cream of Sum Yun Gai.

Or opts for Two Can Chew....in a 69 exchange....

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Just passed this one on to the wife. Her response, and I quote -

Oh my God. You people are IDIOTS.


LMAO

OMFG ROFL

:D

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Well it's the last train to Auschwitz and I'll meet you at the station. You don't need no luggage, it's your final destination a whoa-whoa-whoa...

[Ceej]

You guys lead such fucking shitty lives.

I'm about thumb my sack for about 17 seconds and call it a night.

Losers.

[KurtCobain]

You guys lead such fucking shitty lives.

I'm about thumb my sack for about 17 seconds and call it a night.

Losers.

Fuck yes!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm being sick for NYE and apparently the actual new year. It's pretty fucking awesome.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You guys lead such fucking shitty lives.

I'm about thumb my sack for about 17 seconds and call it a night.

Losers.

If you shake it more than once, you're playing with it.

[Dallas Chief]

Reindeer games.

What are you wearing for that?:D

[Ceej]

If you shake it more than once, you're playing with it.

Then by my count Ive played with it about 46 times today.

[luv]

What are you wearing for that?:D

Antlers and a red nose.

[Psyko Tek]

i got 6 parties to go to but have a 17 year at home that can't be trusted
so blowing off some crappy fireworks and drinking beer

[Dallas Chief]

Antlers and a red nose.

So hot. You've got my rut all stirred up now!

[Setsuna]

So hot. You've got my rut all stirred up now!

Foreplay is for guys that can't get it up.

[zigbazah]

good lord taylor swift is horrible live.

[KurtCobain]

good lord taylor swift is horrible live.

I'm never getting back together with you.

[MahiMike]

New Years is for the amateurs. Stay off the roads.

[luv]

Foreplay is for guys that can't get it up.

Foreplay is for guys who understand women.

[007]

No Jack but I have some Evan Williams in the cupboard.

[bowener]

Idk who this Jack fellow is, but he must be pretty bad if you aren't fucking him.
Jk <3

[KurtCobain]

No Jack but I have some Evan Williams in the cupboard.

I Keep men in my kitchen, too.

[bowener]

Foreplay is for guys who understand women.

This. Foreplay is the tits!

[KurtCobain]

Tit fucking ha!!

[Sofa King]

I'm native american...so here's one that I've heard before:

What does a reservation girl say when she loses her virginity?


















Get off me daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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[DaKCMan AP]

Was it open bar at the $175 place? Because you could easily drop that on alcohol on a New Year's Eve night.

Just got home. It was open bar at the NYE spot, but I would have had to drive 25mins there & back and it was outdoors. Plus, saw pics from friends that went and they were all wearing suits. Lame. Instead I met up with a buddy at a bar 0.5 mile away and had a tab that totaled $18. Win.

[ILChief]

Just got done watching dark knight rises. Good end to the story