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In58men
12-31-2012, 11:46 PM
Wash or Wersh

chefsos
01-01-2013, 12:01 AM
Good God. It's wash. WASH. Are people idiots? Just add the wooder and saup and off you go.

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 12:03 AM
My mom says warsh. That's when I slap her.

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 12:04 AM
My warshing masheen bruhk.

In58men
01-01-2013, 12:04 AM
Good God. It's wash. WASH. Are people idiots? Just add the wooder and saup and off you go.

Do you say MEASURE or MAY-SURE

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 12:04 AM
My mom says warsh. That's when I slap her.

I love a good mom slapping.

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 12:05 AM
I love a good mom slapping.

ROFL

Not sure why that struck me but it did

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 12:06 AM
ROFL

Not sure why that struck me but it did

Cuz you totally sunk down to my level and you can feel it deep down inside.

chefsos
01-01-2013, 12:08 AM
Do you say MEASURE or MAY-SUREMeasure. However, most of us here pronounce home as, houme. My son in law from Nebraska pointed that out to us. Repeatedly.

FlaChief58
01-01-2013, 12:11 AM
I love a good mom slapping.

ROFL

Not sure why that struck me but it did

I laughed ROFL

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 12:14 AM
My mom says warsh. That's when I slap her.
People who pronounce it like that need to be slapped. If it was warsh then it would be spelled w-a-r-s-h. But it's not, so don't fucking say it that way.

In58men
01-01-2013, 12:16 AM
People who pronounce it like that need to be slapped. If it was warsh then it would be spelled w-a-r-s-h. But it's not, so don't ****ing say it that way.

How do you pronounce Bugeater?


Dick or Cock?

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 12:19 AM
How do you pronounce Bugeater?


Dick or Cock?
It's Prick, dick.

In58men
01-01-2013, 12:20 AM
It's Prick, dick.

You're a good sport. Now go to bed.

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 12:21 AM
You're a good sport. Now go to bed.
Fuck that. I'm ringing in the new year with you west coasters.

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 12:21 AM
You're a good sport. Now go to bed.

Get off his lawn.

In58men
01-01-2013, 12:22 AM
**** that. I'm ringing in the new year with you west coasters.

Only 1 hour and 27 minuets. Yaaawwwwnnnn

ILChief
01-01-2013, 12:23 AM
Poll fail, no worsh option

In58men
01-01-2013, 12:24 AM
Poll fail, no worsh option

U ruin my life

chefsos
01-01-2013, 12:24 AM
Only 1 hour and 27 minuets. YaaawwwwnnnnWHAT THE FUCK



Is that any way to pronounce "minutes"?

In58men
01-01-2013, 12:25 AM
WHAT THE ****



Is that any way to pronounce "minutes"?

It's late, grammar and spelling isn't my strong suit at this time of day. I want some beef jerky and a box of dots.

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 12:26 AM
WHAT THE FUCK



Is that any way to pronounce "minutes"?
He's speaking Californian.

In58men
01-01-2013, 12:28 AM
He's speaking Californian.

This has nothing to do with a box of dots god damnit.

I wonder if reruns of Friends is on.

**** you Chandler Bing. What kind of last name is Bing? Stupid Bing

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 12:31 AM
Well there's no way I'm going to find a box of Dots anywhere in Omaha at this hour.

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 12:32 AM
Well there's no way I'm going to find a box of Dots anywhere in Omaha at this hour.

Quick trip?

In58men
01-01-2013, 12:32 AM
I don't think I'm going to make it to midnight. Haven't consumed one drink and I'm exhausted. Calling it a night fellas. Be safe out there

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 12:34 AM
Quick trip?
Do they carry Dots at QT? Fuck I was just there a couple hours ago.

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 12:36 AM
They fucking should

FlaChief58
01-01-2013, 12:39 AM
I don't think I'm going to make it to midnight. Haven't consumed one drink and I'm exhausted. Calling it a night fellas. Be safe out there

You're a big ol fat pussy, if I can stay up so can you....





Edit: 1:20 to go? yeah, I doubt I'll make that

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 12:41 AM
They fucking should
Can you call them and find out?

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 12:51 AM
Can you call them and find out?

hold up

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 12:55 AM
The quick trip on 72ND street in Omaha is out except for sour.

the one on saddle creek road has then for 1.39 a box. they have the regular and the sour.

RunKC
01-01-2013, 12:58 AM
waush:)

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:00 AM
the qt on saddle creek road also had a woman answer who sounded pretty sexy. Couldn't get a name or a personal phone number out of her though. Told her I'd just call back to the quick trip next time I'm in Omaha. Also lied and said I drive an escalade.

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 01:09 AM
The one on 108th St is the closest one to me.

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 01:10 AM
Was that North 72nd or South 72nd?

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:12 AM
Is saddle creek road close to you?

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:13 AM
Google didn't give me a 108th street.

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 01:13 AM
Nah, that's midtown, I'm in SW Omaha. I stopped at that one a lot when I worked downtown.

Lumpy
01-01-2013, 01:16 AM
The quick trip on 72ND street in Omaha is out except for sour.

the one on saddle creek road has then for 1.39 a box. they have the regular and the sour.

Call the one on 84th. LMAO

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 01:18 AM
Call the one on 84th. LMAO
That's the second closest one to me.

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:18 AM
The one on 108th had them for 139. He said its like a theater sized box, but he said there aren't any attractive women working tonight. I told him to watch out for you told him that you would probably be wearing jorts.

Anything else you needme to call?

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 01:20 AM
LMAO

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:21 AM
the one on 82nd Street said they haven't had a rodent infestation in years. lady sounded real nice but seems kinda ditzy

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 01:22 AM
You ever look down and discover you're bleeding?

Sorry wrong thread.

Lumpy
01-01-2013, 01:22 AM
That's the second closest one to me.

I go to that one damn near every other day. The manager calls me by name as soon as I walk in the door. I'm special. :)

Lumpy
01-01-2013, 01:23 AM
You ever look down and discover you're bleeding?

Sorry wrong thread.

ROFL

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 01:25 AM
I go to that one damn near every other day. The manager calls me by name as soon as I walk in the door. I'm special. :)
What are you doing hornin' in on my QT? Don't you have your own damn QT in Bellevue?

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 01:26 AM
ROFL
What thread was that supposed to be in?

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:26 AM
now you guys got me and my brother in law sitting here calling different places in fucking Omaha Nebraska. Left a message at a laundry Matt about 300 pounds of laundry we're trying to get worshed for less than 16 bucks

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:27 AM
What are you doing hornin' in on my QT? Don't you have your own damn QT in Bellevue?

That one didn't answer.

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 01:27 AM
I should give you the number for emergency maintenance from my old job.

Lumpy
01-01-2013, 01:28 AM
What are you doing hornin' in on my QT? Don't you have your own damn QT in Bellevue?

Hey, assmunch, it's just right down the street from my work. YOU stay out of MY QT!!

I rarely go to the one in Bellevue.

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:29 AM
I should give you the number for emergency maintenance from my old job.

Oooh! I got a good 1 about my bear named pooh stuck in the window because he ate too much honey

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 01:29 AM
What thread was that supposed to be in?

The "why am I bleeding?" thread.

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:30 AM
Hey, assmunch, it's just right down the street from my work. YOU stay out of MY QT!!

I rarely go to the one in Bellevue.

Does your work have a phone number with an overnight answering machine?

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 01:30 AM
The "why am I bleeding?" thread.
Do we have one of those somewhere?

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 01:32 AM
Do we have one of those somewhere?

If we don't maybe it will be my next big hit. I hate letting the masses down. I know how a lot of people count on me. Otherwise they have nothing to piss and moan about.

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:38 AM
So I dint know where our what lumpy does but I'm looking around on google around that qt and she might work at..

Miller Monroe farrell insurance
Crossroads massage clinic
The strike zone
Chicago dog house
Alegeant Creighton Health

AussieChiefsFan
01-01-2013, 01:38 AM
Wosh

Lumpy
01-01-2013, 01:38 AM
Does your work have a phone number with an overnight answering machine?

Believe it or not... no. We have voicemail service, but never set it up.

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:40 AM
Believe it or not... no. We have voicemail service, but never set it up.

Do you work at modern methods inc?

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:41 AM
somebody please tell me about the Chicago dog house In Omaha. Sounds good.

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 01:42 AM
So I dint know where our what lumpy does but I'm looking around on google around that qt and she might work at..

Miller Monroe farrell insurance
Crossroads massage clinic
The strike zone
Chicago dog house
Alegeant Creighton Health
I've never even heard of the first four.

Lumpy
01-01-2013, 01:45 AM
So I dint know where our what lumpy does but I'm looking around on google around that qt and she might work at..

Miller Monroe farrell insurance
Crossroads massage clinic
The strike zone
Chicago dog house
Alegeant Creighton Health

Do you work at modern methods inc?

You fail. :D

Btw, you should really stop trying to guess. If you were to guess correctly, and I have a stalker, you would be responsible for the bodily damage that I would inflict upon my stalker. Do ya really want that to happen?

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 01:47 AM
Where is the Chicago Dog you're talking about? The only that comes up on Google for me is on north 108th St, that's on the other side of town.

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:47 AM
What about Runza restaurant? I called them expecting them to be closing to get a voicemail, but somebody answered so I asked him if they have any decent looking fat girls working there as waitress that like to be porked from behind and he told me to try Taco Bell on 108th Street

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 01:47 AM
"There's not much you can say about a high-quality hot dog besides, "yum". And for Chicago Dawg House, I have to say- "yum, yum!"

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 01:49 AM
What about Runza restaurant? I called them expecting them to be closing to get a voicemail, but somebody answered so I asked him if they have any decent looking fat girls working there as waitress that like to be porked from behind and he told me to try Taco Bell on 108th Street
That's funny, because that Runza used to be a Taco Bell.

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:49 AM
Where is the Chicago Dog you're talking about? The only that comes up on Google for me is on north 108th St, that's on the other side of town.

That might be it

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 01:49 AM
Warrrrrsh

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 01:50 AM
You fail. :D

Btw, you should really stop trying to guess. If you were to guess correctly, and I have a stalker, you would be responsible for the bodily damage that I would inflict upon my stalker. Do ya really want that to happen?
Hotrod Paintless Dent Repair & Window Tinting? :shrug:

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:51 AM
That's funny, because that Runza used to be a Taco Bell.

well apparently the new Taco Bell has kinky fat chicks working there.

And what kind of damn restaurant opens up in an old taco bell?

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:52 AM
"There's not much you can say about a high-quality hot dog besides, "yum". And for Chicago Dawg House, I have to say- "yum, yum!"

Doesn't that sound engaging? I feel a road trip coming on.

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 01:52 AM
werrrsh

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 01:53 AM
well apparently the new Taco Bell has kinky fat chicks working there.

And what kind of damn restaurant opens up in an old taco bell?
Well they built one of those Taco Bell/KFC combo deals nearby, so the building was sitting empty. I'd rather eat at Runza anyway.

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 01:54 AM
watsch

Lumpy
01-01-2013, 01:55 AM
Hotrod Paintless Dent Repair & Window Tinting? :shrug:

LMAO Yep, that's it.

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:55 AM
Well they built one of those Taco Bell/KFC combo deals nearby, so the building was sitting empty. I'd rather eat at Runza anyway.

We should go there sometime.

Lumpy
01-01-2013, 01:55 AM
Woosh

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 01:56 AM
wargarble

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:57 AM
I wonder if gonzo and lumpy would take me to runza for my birthday?

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 01:57 AM
Woosh

Thank you. My CP buddies are all talking but I can't get into the conversation. I just want you guys to love me. I'm needy.


LMAO

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 01:57 AM
Thank you. My CP buddies are all talking but I can't get into the conversation. I just want you guys to love me. I'm needy.


LMAO

any 24 hour businesses in your local hometown that I can call?

AussieChiefsFan
01-01-2013, 01:58 AM
wosh!

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 01:58 AM
wang dang sweet poontang

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 01:59 AM
any 24 hour businesses in your local hometown that I can call?

Wal-Mart. Ayerco on 18th and Broadway (gas station/convenience store).

Ummm....... Hardees at 33rd and Broadway!

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 01:59 AM
any 24 hour businesses in your local hometown that I can call?
You should call that convenience store in Horton that has the asshole owner.

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 02:00 AM
wosh!

wontch

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 02:00 AM
You should call that convenience store in Horton that has the asshole owner.

Hilltop Convenience. It closed. Go figure. Assholes....

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 02:01 AM
Hilltop Convenience. It closed. Go figure. Assholes....
Do you have the asshole's home number?

AussieChiefsFan
01-01-2013, 02:02 AM
wontchwooooosh!!!

Lumpy
01-01-2013, 02:03 AM
I wonder if gonzo and lumpy would take me to runza for my birthday?

I don't even think that I've eaten at a damn Runza. WAIT! Once... and it sucked.

Yeah, we can take you there. :)

Thank you. My CP buddies are all talking but I can't get into the conversation. I just want you guys to love me. I'm needy.


LMAO

ROFL

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 02:03 AM
Do you have the asshole's home number?

I could do things with this if he does.

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 02:07 AM
I don't even think that I've eaten at a damn Runza. WAIT! Once... and it sucked.

Yeah, we can take you there. :)

You don't like Runza?

Lumpy
01-01-2013, 02:09 AM
You don't like Runza?

From what I can remember, it was bland and messy as all hell. No thanks.

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 02:09 AM
Chris at ayerco in Quincy insisted he has no idea who Dr Johnny fever is, he doesn't have a girlfriend, isn't really looking, they haven't had a rat infestation he knows of, the fountain drinks taste a little flat, he's writing tonight but had better things he could be doing, they don't sell liquor till 6am and he suggested the Jack Daniels or captain Morgan. Sounds like a nice guy.

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 02:09 AM
Do you have the asshole's home number?

No but he's the mayor now LMAO

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 02:10 AM
wooooosh!!!

wifflelipper

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 02:10 AM
No but he's the mayor now LMAO

Really? that should be an easy enough number to find.

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 02:11 AM
Chris at ayerco in Quincy insisted he has no idea who Dr Johnny fever is, he doesn't have a girlfriend, isn't really looking, they haven't had a rat infestation he knows of, the fountain drinks taste a little flat, he's writing tonight but had better things he could be doing, they don't sell liquor till 6am and he suggested the Jack Daniels or captain Morgan. Sounds like a nice guy.

Chris is a girl... but pretty butch.

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 02:11 AM
Really? that should be an easy enough number to find.

Tim Lentz. Knock yourself out.

LMAO

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 02:11 AM
From what I can remember, it was bland and messy as all hell. No thanks.
What did you have? Just a regular Runza? You should try the swiss-mushroom one or the Italian, and they have great hamburgers as well. The only place you can get a better burger from a drive-thru is at Don & Millies.

AussieChiefsFan
01-01-2013, 02:12 AM
wifflelipper<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XO93Edk7xtw?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 02:13 AM
Chris is a girl... but pretty butch.

For real? I asked if she had a girlfriend, said no. Maybe that's why she said she wasn't looking. Sounded like a guy.

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 02:13 AM
<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XO93Edk7xtw?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Shit. Is that a gang word?

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 02:15 AM
For real? I asked if she had a girlfriend, said no. Maybe that's why she said she wasn't looking. Sounded like a guy.

I didn't say she was a girly girl ya know.

AussieChiefsFan
01-01-2013, 02:15 AM
Shit. Is that a gang word?Nah im just joking around :D

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 02:16 AM
Tim Lentz. Knock yourself out.

LMAO

I might save that for another night, I'm getting tired. Moving all my shit into my new place in the snow bright and early. Not that i have alot of things. I need a coffee table, saw one at family dollar for twenty bucks but didn't really match anything else I have.

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 02:17 AM
Nah im just joking around :D

Whew. I was about to start wearing only mauve and peuce just so I wouldn't piss anyone off and get killt.

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 02:18 AM
I didn't say she was a girly girl ya know.

She seemed nice, I'd drink captain Morgan with her.

Lumpy
01-01-2013, 02:18 AM
Chris at ayerco in Quincy insisted he has no idea who Dr Johnny fever is, he doesn't have a girlfriend, isn't really looking, they haven't had a rat infestation he knows of, the fountain drinks taste a little flat, he's writing tonight but had better things he could be doing, they don't sell liquor till 6am and he suggested the Jack Daniels or captain Morgan. Sounds like a nice guy.

:LOL:

AussieChiefsFan
01-01-2013, 02:18 AM
Whew. I was about to start wearing only mauve and peuce just so I wouldn't piss anyone off and get killt.LMAO

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 02:20 AM
I hope Bugeater was going to get those dots. I had them hold them at the counter waiting for a guy wearing jorts.

Lumpy
01-01-2013, 02:21 AM
What did you have? Just a regular Runza? You should try the swiss-mushroom one or the Italian, and they have great hamburgers as well. The only place you can get a better burger from a drive-thru is at Don & Millies.

I can't remember, but it tasted like crap and I wanted to warsh out my mouth afterwards.

Never been to Don & Millies either. Damn, I feel sheltered. lol

King Kong Burgers... Best. Damn. Burgers. Ever.

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 02:22 AM
I can't remember, but it tasted like crap and I wanted to warsh out my mouth afterwards.

Never been to Don & Millies either. Damn, I feel sheltered. lol

King Kong Burgers... Best. Damn. Burgers. Ever.

Ooooh, you guys could take me there.

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 02:24 AM
I can't remember, but it tasted like crap and I wanted to warsh out my mouth afterwards.

Never been to Don & Millies either. Damn, I feel sheltered. lol

King Kong Burgers... Best. Damn. Burgers. Ever.
Huh, that's how I felt about King Kong the only time I ate there, the burger smelled and tasted like old grease. Never went back again.

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 02:27 AM
Huh, that's how I felt about King Kong the only time I ate there, the burger smelled and tasted like old grease. Never went back again.

you really need to go get those dots, that guys going to be mad at me.

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 02:28 AM
you really need to go get those dots, that guys going to be mad at me.
I'll pick them up in the morning. It's too cold to wear my jorts at night.

Lumpy
01-01-2013, 02:29 AM
Ooooh, you guys could take me there.

We'll get you the kid's meal.

Huh, that's how I felt about King Kong the only time I ate there, the burger smelled and tasted like old grease. Never went back again.

That's Greek cuisine for you. All of their items have a certain "smell" to them. But damn, the burgers are huge and didn't taste too bad to me.

Don't order any of their salads though. :Lin:

KurtCobain
01-01-2013, 02:31 AM
I'll pick them up in the morning. It's too cold to wear my jorts at night.

They said that's fine.

hometeam
01-01-2013, 10:59 AM
My mom and her husband say warsh.

Predarat
01-01-2013, 11:03 AM
None of the above. I pronounce it whash, like hash, sash ect.

Cmd'r&Chief
01-01-2013, 04:35 PM
when I catch people pronouncing it "worsh" I ask them who the first president of the United States was.... It wasn't George Worsh-ington...pronounce it like it's spelled you red neck trailer junkies.

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 06:16 PM
when I catch people pronouncing it "worsh" I ask them who the first president of the United States was.... It wasn't George Worsh-ington...pronounce it like it's spelled you red neck trailer junkies.

That's a good point. It was pronounced George Warshington.

Bump
01-01-2013, 06:20 PM
How to you learn grammar?

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 06:22 PM
How to you learn grammar?

public school

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 06:27 PM
I don't need no book learnin'.

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 06:30 PM
I don't need no book learnin'.

This is far more mega than mega thread.

Bugeater
01-01-2013, 06:39 PM
I'd like to know who the 3 idiots are that voted "wersh". This should've been a public poll and Inmem should be banned for fucking it up.

Crush
01-01-2013, 06:41 PM
Waush

TimeForWasp
01-01-2013, 06:42 PM
Why pronounce it if I never do it?

jd1020
01-01-2013, 06:44 PM
How do you pronounce ask?

Assk

or

Axe

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 06:46 PM
How do you pronounce ask?

Assk

or

Axe

arsk

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-01-2013, 06:46 PM
Not serious

Mr. Laz
01-01-2013, 07:25 PM
both my parents say 'worsh'


:shake:

Mr. Laz
01-01-2013, 07:26 PM
How do you pronounce ask?

Assk

or

Axe
might as well ask what your skin color is ...