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gblowfish
01-03-2013, 04:53 PM
Either Jesus or the cop should have turned the other cheek!
And where did this happen? Where Else?!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/03/paul-eggers-greene-jesus-cop-biter_n_2402741.html

Jesus saves, but a Florida man who proclaimed himself to be the King of Kings prefers to bite -- cops, to be exact.

The make-believe messiah is actually Paul Eggers Greene, arrested early Monday morning by deputies in Charlotte County, Fla., according to a police report.

Police arrived on the scene to find Greene, 18, in the street wearing only his shorts and socks, jumping up and down, screaming, yelling, and waving his arms.

When questioned, Greene yelled that he was Jesus and everyone was coming to get him.

When one deputy approached Greene, the suspect allegedly ran towards the officer aggressively while flailing his arms. Although Greene stopped when ordered to do so, he was Tased by the officer. Authorities suspected he might be intoxicated.

Moments later, the would-be Jesus rushed at the cop once again, waving his arms and legs while attempting to hit the lawman before biting him instead, the Florida Sun-Sentinel reported.

Despite repeated efforts from officials to get Greene to release his bite, including an additional tasing, the suspect managed to keep his choppers gripped on the officer's leg. Greene was Tased a third and final time when he fought back when deputies tried to obtain his wallet, News-press.com reported.

BigMeatballDave
01-03-2013, 04:59 PM
LOL That is some good, wierd Florida news.

Scorp
01-03-2013, 05:26 PM
You know the world is going to hell when cops tase Jesus!

BlackHelicopters
01-03-2013, 05:35 PM
Did Jesus forgive him?

Setsuna
01-03-2013, 05:43 PM
:facepalm: Just move here gblowyourself. Enough.

Dave Lane
01-03-2013, 07:02 PM
How do you know he's not the real one? Do you have any proof he's not? ROFL

/cross thread humor

seclark
01-03-2013, 07:09 PM
"Do not taze me, brother"

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-03-2013, 07:12 PM
I'm going to make picking on Wyoming part of my schtick if no one else wants to claim it.

Anyone?

Didn't think so.

FAX
01-03-2013, 07:13 PM
I don't think that was really Jesus.

FAX

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-03-2013, 07:16 PM
I don't think that was really Jesus.

FAX

The problem is in the pronunciation. Hey said he was "hey-zeus." All a big misunderstanding.

chiefs1111
01-03-2013, 07:18 PM
Well at least this didn't happen in Marion County this time

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-03-2013, 07:23 PM
In Wyoming... the residents of Laramie and Casper are fighting over which one will land a new 24 hour Super Walmart. I didn't know if it was new thread worthy.

scho63
01-03-2013, 08:04 PM
We need to take up a collection for you GBlowfish for all your efforts with Ten Things and send you to Florida for a week of reporting!!!

FlaChief58
01-03-2013, 08:10 PM
Why do you hate Florida? Is it the great weather? beaches? great salt and fresh water fishing? beach bunnies? countless entertainment options? no state income taxes? Enquiring minds want to know

Canofbier
01-03-2013, 08:16 PM
Why do you hate Florida? Is it the great weather? beaches? great bath salts and fresh water fishing? beach bunnies? countless entertainment options? no state income taxes? Enquiring minds want to know

FYP

BigRedChief
01-03-2013, 08:17 PM
Welcome to Florida, where weird is the norm.


Man leaves baby with liquor store clerk, comes back drunk, police say (http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/man-leaves-baby-liquor-store-clerk-comes-back-drunk-police-say)
Man accused of punching woman later found naked. Only in Florida (http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/man-accused-punching-woman-later-found-naked-only-florida)
Push for threesome ends with baseball bat, man tells deputies (http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bizarre/content/push-threesome-ends-baseball-bat-man-tells-deputies)

FloridaMan88
01-03-2013, 08:24 PM
It is 75 degrees in January and there is no state income tax.

There are worse places to live.

redsurfer11
01-03-2013, 08:38 PM
I love living in Florida. Just spent the last 90 minutes swimming in 85 degree salt water pool.

Setsuna
01-03-2013, 09:25 PM
It is 75 degrees in January and there is no state income tax.

There are worse places to live.

I love living in Florida. Just spent the last 90 minutes swimming in 85 degree salt water pool.

Why do you hate Florida? Is it the great weather? beaches? great salt and fresh water fishing? beach bunnies? countless entertainment options? no state income taxes? Enquiring minds want to know

Preach it mah bruthas!! :clap:

gblowhard is just mad he can't walk around in shorts and has to shovel ice every morning.