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Fat Elvis
01-04-2013, 01:10 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/no-really-rex-ryan-tattoo-wife-wearing-mark-152814487--nfl.html

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/GcB.sYfdxGqZSFqsc2RDdw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnflexperts/d0104rex2.jpg

No, really: Rex Ryan has a tattoo of his wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey
By Jay Busbee | Shutdown Corner – 3 hours ago

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The New York Daily News, everybody.Yep, this is where we are now: New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan has been spotted in the Bahamas sporting a tattoo of his wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey.

No, really. We're not making this up. A New York Daily News reporter spotted Ryan at poolside at the Cove Atlantis resort, and snapped the photo there at right. You can clearly see the tattoo of Ryan's wife Michelle wearing a Sanchez jersey and, well, not much else.

Of course, this sent the New York media into a frenzy; you know some headline writer is still giggling about the "Kinky Inky" line there. (Among other references.) And the Daily News' Gary Myers penned a handwringing column about how the tattoo could cost Ryan support in the locker room that reads like a middle-schooler's inner monologue: "This classic work of art could affect Ryan’s credibility with his players. Will they tease him about it? Will they be jealous of Sanchez? Will they think of Sanchez as the teacher’s pet? Couldn’t Ryan have expressed his ever-lasting love for the Jets with just a generic green jersey without a number?"

[Also: Sporting goods store mocks Tim Tebow]

A few other points:

• When Ryan spotted the Daily News reporter approaching him, he said, "Oh s---," and immediately left the pool. Seriously, NYDN? Sending a reporter-stalker?

• What if Ryan does get fired? Does he just ink his new team's colors over this one? He'd better hope his new QB is No. 6 or 8.

• Per a commenter: Is Mrs. Ryan actually Tebowing?

• Say what you will about Rex Ryan, the man really seems to love his wife.

• Unrelated: At poolside, Ryan was reading "American Sniper," the autobiography of Navy SEAL Chris Kyle. Just so you know.

Now, it's entirely possible that this is a temporary tattoo, a goof on all of us, and if so, bravo, Rex. Well played. We've all already spent too much time thinking about this tat in particular and the 2012 Jets in general.

Until the next tabloid blow-up, that is.

ModSocks
01-04-2013, 01:15 PM
It wouldn't surprise me at all if he and his wife have a cuckold relationship and Sanchez has tapped it.

Robo-Chachi
01-04-2013, 01:20 PM
It wouldn't surprise me at all if he and his wife have a cuckold relationship and Sanchez has tapped it.

Well, that image has put a damper on my day.

Crush
01-04-2013, 01:26 PM
It wouldn't surprise me at all if he and his wife have a cuckold relationship and Sanchez has tapped it.

Thanks for putting in my head. I won't be able to keep down anything for weeks. Asshole.

Fat Elvis
01-04-2013, 01:29 PM
It wouldn't surprise me at all if he and his wife have a cuckold relationship and Sanchez has tapped it.

I wonder if Sanchez has a foot fetish.

QuikSsurfer
01-04-2013, 01:32 PM
http://www.abload.de/img/ny_dn2-4_3_r560azza6.jpg

whoman69
01-04-2013, 01:39 PM
I wonder if Sanchez has a foot fetish.

Exactly what I was thinking

bowener
01-04-2013, 01:41 PM
awful tattoo

notorious
01-04-2013, 01:43 PM
WTF is up with her face being white and her body being brown?

FAX
01-04-2013, 01:43 PM
ROFL

So ... Rex decided to save some money and went with the worst tattoo artist in New Jersey?

FAX

FloridaMan88
01-04-2013, 01:45 PM
John Dorsey isn't going to a franchise that employs this type of HC.

memyselfI
01-04-2013, 01:46 PM
Explains sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.

siberian khatru
01-04-2013, 01:47 PM
It wouldn't surprise me at all if he and his wife have a cuckold relationship and Sanchez has tapped it.

What if he gets turned on watching his QB fuck his wife? Now THAT'S kinky.

BigMeatballDave
01-04-2013, 01:49 PM
Will Rex and the new GM be on equal footing...?

CoMoChief
01-04-2013, 01:51 PM
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/000/151/n725075089_288918_2774.jpg

memyselfI
01-04-2013, 01:52 PM
What if he gets turned on watching his QB **** his wife? Now THAT'S kinky.

Lucky lady. :D;)

Easy 6
01-04-2013, 01:54 PM
He's a clean-up man, no wonder his players dont respect him.

DaveNull
01-04-2013, 01:55 PM
WTF is up with her face being white and her body being brown?

Looks like she was supposed to be furry style, but they left the tail out.

CoMoChief
01-04-2013, 01:58 PM
this is just fuuuuuugged up

Dayze
01-04-2013, 02:01 PM
i didn't realize his wife didn't have a left hand.

-King-
01-04-2013, 02:03 PM
LMAO LMAO LMAO

doomy3
01-04-2013, 02:04 PM
DCS has the same tattoo I think. Must be a template or something.

Pasta Little Brioni
01-04-2013, 11:27 PM
DCS has the same tattoo I think. Must be a template or something.

ROFL

BigRedChief
01-04-2013, 11:33 PM
Thanks for putting in my head. I won't be able to keep down anything for weeks. Asshole.unfortunely I watched their video of him discussing her feet and toes and saw the pic of her with legs spread wide.

We know more than we ever should know about the kinky sex life of an NFL coach.

Rugby Thompson
01-04-2013, 11:34 PM
do people not get this is a publicity stunt? it's prob not even a real tatt, just anything to keep the jets relevant and to talk about

Bump
01-05-2013, 12:13 AM
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/000/151/n725075089_288918_2774.jpg

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h361/Bump4/saywut.jpg

MMXcalibur
01-05-2013, 12:51 AM
If this was anyone but the goddamn jets, nobody would give a flying shit.

Pasta Little Brioni
01-05-2013, 08:34 AM
If this was anyone but the goddamn jets, nobody would give a flying shit.

I know everyone knows Pioli has one of Cassel

threebag
01-05-2013, 08:37 AM
WTF is up with her face being white and her body being brown?

Make-up that isn't matched well

BlackHelicopters
01-05-2013, 09:24 AM
Surprised Rex doesn't live in Florida.

okcchief
01-05-2013, 09:26 AM
Someone described this to me at work yesterday, and I said it has to be a photoshop. Looks real to me, but I would hope it's a spray on and he's just fucking with the media. If not, WOW!

ndws
01-05-2013, 09:27 AM
WTF is up with her face being white and her body being brown?

must have been a dirty sanchez