Dorsey Presser at 2:00PM Central

[Coogs]

Here is a/the link...

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media-center/videos/John-Dorsey-Introduced-as-General-Manager/f4880a08-b5a7-4500-ae85-00200d8edbe1

[ptlyon]

Thanks Coogs! Finally!!!

[Strongside]

"Our first order of business in the front office has been to hire a team of electricians to remove wiring and disable bugs throughout the facility. There are also several cameras in odd locations around the office, as well as several unnecessary trash bins labeled 'candy wrappers'. We had hoped that this would be taken care of by the end of this week, but we're being informed that it's a much bigger task than originally anticipated and that it will be a process."

[Rasputin]

A new beginning in Chiefs football history begins. Love it. Hope he does great for us.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Sam Mellinger ‏@mellinger

Heard today from someone who knows both that, personally, John Dorsey is "the antithesis" of Scott Pioli.

[Strongside]

Sam Mellinger ‏@mellinger

Heard today from someone who knows both that, personally, John Dorsey is "the antithesis" of Scott *****.

Hm...John Dorsey is to Scott Pioli as Jesus is to Satan.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Sam Mellinger ‏@mellinger

Heard today from someone who knows both that, personally, John Dorsey is "the antithesis" of Scott *****.

Satan is the antithesis of Scott Pioli...

[InChiefsHeaven]

Hm...John Dorsey is to Scott ***** as Jesus is to Satan.

Yours is better.

[ptlyon]

"I'd like to thank Clark Hunt, the Hunt family, and the Chiefs fans for this fine welcome."

"Chiefsplanet, please dont fly any banners about me."

[Chief Roundup]

Thanks for the link. The video has started. They are handing out stuff and getting people in thier seats.

[RealSNR]

We deserve better fire Dorsey bench Reid

[FloridaMan88]

Oh hell Kornacki just walked in

[kepp]

"hehehe...I'm on camera"

[chefsos]

There's Lenny down in front drinking a cold one...

[DTLB58]

Hm...John Dorsey is to Scott ***** as Jesus is to Satan.

I think that's exactly what Clark was looking for. He didn't know when he hired Pioli that he was gonna turn One Arrowhead Drive into the least friendly and unwanted place to work in KC.

Once that all came out and the team went in the tank, it was a perfect opportunity for change.

I think this time Clark was gonna make sure not only, was this hire good at his job, but good for Kansas City as well. That can only help. Good Work place karma is huge for your employees. Especially in the NFL towards former players and front office personnel.

Great hire Clark. :clap:

[tomahawk kid]

There's Lenny down in front drinking a cold one...

I thought the same thing.

[Strongside]

Someone tell that douche from KMBC to take a seat and STFU.

[Imon Yourside]

Someone tell that douche from KMBC to take a seat and STFU.

He looks like a complete moron.

[Strongside]

He looks like a complete moron.

They're totally waiting on him too. The woman keeps looking up there like dude hurry the fuck up already.

[ptlyon]

College students who don't like to write term papers?

[Chief Roundup]

are you guys getting audio yet?

[Imon Yourside]

are you guys getting audio yet?

nope.

[Imon Yourside]

Here they come(the family) and no audio yet. wtf?

[kepp]

Here they come

[Strongside]

are you guys getting audio yet?

Probably waiting on this fucking frat boy from channel 9 to finish his vomit session.

[The Franchise]

Audio sucks.

[chefsos]

I see everyone's got the red ties going.

[BigMeatballDave]

Clark obviously HATES public speaking.

[Strongside]

And it appears we have Radio filming this thing. Hold the camera steady, Cuba Gooding Jr.

[The Franchise]

Someone tell that kid to shutup. :D

[kepp]

Is there a baby in the room or something?

[Strongside]

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! SCREAMING BABY!!! CLARK IS PISSED!

[The Franchise]

And it appears we have Radio filming this thing. Hold the camera steady, Cuba Gooding Jr.

ROFL

[tomahawk kid]

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! SCREAMING BABY!!! CLARK IS PISSED!

Seriously - WTF was that?

[Imon Yourside]

Louder AUDIO PLEASE!!!!!!!

[ptlyon]

Is there a baby in the room or something?

Piloli?

[Joe_Camel]

On NFL Network

[petegz28]

WTF is with the crying baby already? Season ain't even started yet

[tomahawk kid]

Ha! It was Dorsey's kid!

[Strongside]

It was his kid, haha.

[FloridaMan88]

Damn this guy is badass.

Awesome.

[The Franchise]

Dude actually sounds like a GM.

[chefsos]

He looks and speaks like a Marine.

[The Franchise]

Seriously....I'm watching this with the hugest smile on my face. I've never been happier as a Chiefs fan then I am now.

[DMAC]

AMENNNN BRUTHHA

[Strongside]

Jesus...we hired Sergeant Slaughter. GET THAT FUCKING CANDY WRAPPER BOY!

[HolyHat]

BABY JACK BITCHES!!!!!

[ZootedGranny]

Ready for Andy Reid to burst through the wall like the Kool Aid Man.

[Chief Roundup]

audio has always sucked through KCCHIEFS.com don't know why but it still sucks and is incredibly low as usual. Once I refreshed the browser to get the audio to work and now it is all choppy and not worth a shit.

[BigMeatballDave]

Says candy wrapper waste cans will be placed at various location throughout the Chiefs facilities.

[RunKC]

Clark made several calls around the league and heard that this guy was a BAMF. Awesome!

[Imon Yourside]

810's audio is off a bit, but much louder and clearer.

[Strongside]

I like this guy. Build the team...fru va draft.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

This guy is a pimp

[BigMeatballDave]

Proper PB&J sandwiches served at all team functions.

[DJ's left nut]

Seriously....I'm watching this with the hugest smile on my face. I've never been happier as a Chiefs fan then I am now.

I am so spent right now.

As are my slacks.

JIMPJIMPJIMPJIMP

[jaa1025]

Goosebumps.

[kepp]

Ready for Andy Reid to burst through the wall like the Kool Aid Man.

LOL !!!

[allen_kcCard]

I hate on these that you can't ever hear the question.

[The Franchise]

QB is important to long term success.

[HolyHat]

Check the egos at the closet

[Strongside]

Quarterback position very important for our long-term success.

WHAAAAT is this whacko talking about!?

[Imon Yourside]

I have to say he sounds like a badass.

[jaa1025]

First question. Trying to bait him into using the right 53 quote. Freaking KC media.

[DeezNutz]

Is this Rex Hudler speaking?

Oh, shit. It's a marathon.

[FloridaMan88]

Holy shit this guy is awesome.

[Strongside]

Is this Rex Hudler speaking?

Oh, shit. It's a marathon.

It's not a sprint. It's a jam sammich.

[HolyHat]

Neal Jones go kill yourself

[ptlyon]

Says Reid can fix Cassel

[WildTurkey]

Holy shit this guy is awesome.

This. Wow no bullshit with this guy. Just straight to business I love it.

[DJ's left nut]

"I like to contribute....not all of us have all the answers."


.....uuuaaaagghghghgghghhgh..

Nevermind, wasn't spent afterall.

[The Franchise]

Says Reid can fix Cassel

Quit posting bullshit.

[nychief]

Vote Baby Jack!

[-King-]

Slow talker.
Posted via Mobile Device

[The Franchise]

Kansas City has always been his dream job.

[DeezNutz]

"Explain philosophy of BPA." KC media showing its ass.

[Ebolapox]

dream job is kc chiefs GM?

JIZZ
IN
MY
PANTS

[ptlyon]

Quit posting bullshit.

ROFL sorry, had to

[Strongside]

If that crying baby had been our new GM in the hallway flipping shit, he's still better than Scott Pioli.

[jaa1025]

Chiefs GM job was his Dream Job when he met his wife.

[The Franchise]

ROFL

Holy shit the media sucks.

[mr. tegu]

Says being GM of the Chiefs is his dream job.

[crossbow]

I wish these guys would repeat the freeking questions before they answer them. It is business communication 101.
How in the hell are we supposed to know what was asked when we can't hear the question?

[Strongside]

Hahahahahaha...this dude takes zero shit from the media. Just asked Bob Gretz..."what does that mean?" In other words, gtfo, fatshit.

[tomahawk kid]

Chiefs GM job was his Dream Job when he met his wife.

God, I'm not trying to get too excited - but that's freaking awesome.

[chefsos]

First Chiefs coach/FO official to drop a hot mike F bomb? I say Dorsey.

[dallaschiefsfan]

Says being GM of the Chiefs is his dream job.

Shocked he was so forthright in saying this. Gave me chills. I love this guy.

[journeyscarab]

Is Gretz getting chippy with Dorsey?

[FloridaMan88]

free agency strategy is to be "selective"

[The Franchise]

You can still get value in FA. Every year is different.

[mr. tegu]

Says the coaches will all collaborate and that it isn't just his decision.

[Cephalic Trauma]

ROFL sorry, had to

No, you didn't. It's obnoxious for those of us that can't watch it.

[tomahawk kid]

Is Gretz getting chippy with Dorsey?

Not getting chippy, just eating chips.

Alot of chips........

[ZootedGranny]

Clark Hunt coughing morse code to signal Bob Gretz' execution.

[htismaqe]

This guy is SO cool.

[Strongside]

First Chiefs coach/FO official to drop a hot mike F bomb? I say Dorsey.

I'm just excited that there will now be screaming babies in pressers. Provides a new dynamic of suspense and tension, IMO. Keep these guys on their toes. Maybe baby Jack will cry...maybe he'll be chill. Who knows?

[HolyHat]

Our media is embarrassing. JFC

[The Franchise]

FFS....can someone mic up the media asking the questions?

[O.city]

It's his dream job, awesome.



Only way this interview gets better is if he ends it by saying rock chalk jayhawk

[WildTurkey]

Damn he's making the KC media look like complete dumbshits... I love it

[Strongside]

Welcome to Kansas City, Mr. Dorsey. Our media's collective I.Q. is a solid 17. Still want the job?

[The Franchise]

"You want a QB that can win you games."


Well....there goes Cassel.

[saphojunkie]

free agency strategy is to be "selective"

As in, he will "select" future hall of famers. :D

[DaWolf]

"At the end of the day you want a QB who can win you games."

[mr. tegu]

Says college spread offenses put a lot of pressure on the defense.

[The Franchise]

Damnt Dorsey....you don't have the 1st pick in every round. :facepalm:

[BigMeatballDave]

This dude is a billion times better

[WildTurkey]

"You want a QB that can win you games."


Well....there goes Cassel.

What about the "right 53" I thought that overshadowed the qb?

[O.city]

Loving it so far

[Strongside]

When he got a phonecall to do an interview, "Can't tell you how excited I was."

[journeyscarab]

Like this guy already.

[mr. tegu]

Relationship between coach and GM is pararmount for success. Have to have discussions for best success. He has that with Reid.

[O.city]

All these guys on the same page



This is fucking awesome

[WildTurkey]

This guy is the "anti-Pioli" Clark you have done well

[mr. tegu]

He said I will get back to you in 3-4 days. ROFL

[RunKC]

Very selective in FA and wants to build through the draft.

This is the way to go. Very excited to have a guy that emphasizes this.

[saphojunkie]

Damnt Dorsey....you don't have the 1st pick in every round. :facepalm:

Why do people keep saying this?

You only alternate each round if a tie still exists AFTER applying the strength of schedule tie breaker.

Chiefs - SOS .516
Jags - SOS .539

We have the top pick in each round. No ties.

[Strongside]

Media member: "Mr Dorsey, can you tell us how the spread offense transitions into major league soccer and how it might eventually lead to teams like the Toronto Argonauts signing players from teams like D.C. United? Is that something that you look at when evaluating best player available in the draft and do you ever consider drafting players from Nicaragua?"

Dorsey: ...

[crossbow]

FFS....can someone mic up the media asking the questions?

How damn hard is it to mix another mic for the media so we can HEAR them? Jesus Fing Christ this town can be so amateur.

[Titty Meat]

Why do people keep saying this?

You only alternate each round if a tie still exists AFTER applying the strength of schedule tie breaker.

Chiefs - SOS .516
Jags - SOS .539

We have the top pick in each round. No ties.

Is this true?

[Cephalic Trauma]

Damnt Dorsey....you don't have the 1st pick in every round. :facepalm:

He hasn't had time to really implement a plan. We literally just hired him, so don't put too much weight on a minor error.

[CupidStunt]

Damnt Dorsey....you don't have the 1st pick in every round. :facepalm:

He's a switched-on guy though and I've seen it elsewhere a number of times. Does anyone have a decent link to the section of the current NFL rules saying the picks swap?

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Why do people keep saying this?

You only alternate each round if a tie still exists AFTER applying the strength of schedule tie breaker.

Chiefs - SOS .516
Jags - SOS .539

We have the top pick in each round. No ties.

So wrong

[htismaqe]

I want to work with a guy named Trip McCracken.

[CaliforniaChief]

I am so excited about this offseason.

We have competence in the FO and on the sidelines, and an owner who will do what it takes.

[CupidStunt]

Wow that was a good answer to the "who makes the decision" question.

[saphojunkie]

So wrong

Why so?

[Strongside]

"Who has final say within the draft room? I do."


fuck yes.

[DJ's left nut]

Is this true?

I don't believe so, no.

[chefsos]

"Who has final say in the draft room? I do."

Love it.

[CaliforniaChief]

Baby Jack Bauer.

[The Franchise]

Why do people keep saying this?

You only alternate each round if a tie still exists AFTER applying the strength of schedule tie breaker.

Chiefs - SOS .516
Jags - SOS .539

We have the top pick in each round. No ties.

Ummmm.....you're wrong.

[DJ's left nut]

Why so?

The NFL rule book?

[-King-]

Dude looks and talks like he's an army general.

[FloridaMan88]

Memo to KCChiefs.com website staff, when you live stream a press conference it would be nice to hear the questions being asked.

[FringeNC]

Dude looks and talks like he's an army general.

My first impression, also.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Why so?

The Jaguars are officially the owners of the No. 2, No. 33 and No. 66 selections in the 2013 NFL Draft after both the Chiefs and Jaguars lost in the season finale. While compensatory selections will determine what the exact selections are in the remaining rounds, the Jaguars will select first in the fourth and sixth rounds and second behind the Chiefs in the fifth and seventh rounds.


http://www.bigcatcountry.com/2012/12/30/3819010/nfl-draft-2013-order-picks-mock

[Rasputin]

This guy is a strait shooter from the hip no bull shit. Kind of like Clint Eastwood Dirty Hairy.

[InChiefsHeaven]

This PC is a pain in the ass to listen to. Can't hear the questions at all...

[DJ's left nut]

Damn.

So I'm kinda tuned out a little bit and Dorsey's voice comes through and he's saying "Well here's what I'd like to say..."

!@#$ me...my head snapped right up. Dude has a command presence, that's for sure.

He may suck at this job, he may not. But he's going to be fascinating guy to watch. That man will dominate any room he is in.

[DaFace]

Well, he certainly talks the talk.

One thing that I'm really liking with both Reid and Dorsey is that they both seemed genuinely excited to be here. Pioli and Haley both seemed to appreciate the job, but I never really got the feeling that they were thrilled with the KC aspect of it.

Or maybe both of these guys are just much more personable. That's entirely possible.

[O.city]

I'd say bowe and Albert are re signed after what we just heard

[Strongside]

My dick hurts.

[htismaqe]

Memo to KCChiefs.com website staff, when you live stream a press conference it would be nice to hear the questions being asked.

Yeah, WHB did a great job, you could hear every question.

[chefsos]

Wait...what? It's over?

[-King-]

Very boring guy to watch in a presser but looks like the kind of guy who demands respect when he's working.

[RUSH]

Holy shit that was impressive.

Epitome of an alpha male.

[DaWolf]

Well this is from Wikipedia, so take it for what it is worth:

Non-playoff teams with identical overall records rotate through their collective draft positions. Playoff teams that lose in the same round and have identical overall records rotate through their collective draft positions. Each round, the team previously at the top of a rotation drops to the bottom, while each other team moves up one spot: for example, Jacksonville will have the first pick in the second round.

[Rausch]

This PC is a pain in the ass to listen to. Can't hear the questions at all...

It's not your PC. I couldn't hear any of the questions either...

[Strongside]

Mitchy Mitch coming on to do some interviews n' shit.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Memo to KCChiefs.com website staff, when you live stream a press conference it would be nice to hear the questions being asked.

Considering the KC media and their lack of intelligence, you likely didn't miss much.

[dirk digler]

I love this hire. best thing Clark has done in a while. Hopefully it will work out.

[DJ's left nut]

Holy shit that was impressive.

Epitome of an alpha male.

I actually rolled over onto my back in my office during that press conference twice.

Had it gone on much longer, I'd have almost certainly peed on the rug.

[O.city]

Teicher dressed like a fucking hippie


Must have just sewn that at the commune

[Stad]

Love em already. Wish i was able to hear the questions being answered though.

[scho63]

More to come on KC Chiefs live.

I think we are in good hands with Reid, Dorsey, and the remainder of the staff. I feel like an 7 year old kid on Christmas with a big new bike....

[Marco Polo]

For those that can't get stream at work, can you give any summaries?

[DTLB58]

Wow that was a good answer to the "who makes the decision" question.

And at the end of the question he Man'd up and said "I do" instead of beating around the bush and being a Pussy about it. :D

[saphojunkie]

so you're saying that the tie breaker only counts against the FIRST selection, but not thereafter?

[crossbow]

I just bitched at them about the audio of these pressers. You can send them feedback on the official Chiefs web site. It is very annoying and has been like this for years.

[Strongside]

Considering the KC media and their lack of intelligence, you likely didn't miss much.

Yeah they were mostly questions about breakfast foods, tv shows, impressions of various celebrities and world leaders, and one question involving proper goat-herding techniques used in the lower meadow regions of New Guinea.

[DMAC]

Jeez the bobbleheads

[FloridaMan88]

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAmOVLTCAAA9rkD.jpg:small

[O.city]

Loving the staff we are putting together

[DTLB58]

Love em already. Wish i was able to hear the questions being answered though.

No shit, give these people a mic!

[Rasputin]

I like this guy. I think we will get strait forward ancwers and just no bull shit talk like scott pioli did with insulting our fans football intelligence.

[The Franchise]

Okay, this is from NFL.com who I believe more than bigcatcountry.com

When they talk about breaking ties....they're talking about initial draft order.

[Strongside]

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAmOVLTCAAA9rkD.jpg:small

2 1/2 men. Love that show.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Okay, this is from NFL.com who I believe more than bigcatcountry.com

Clubs involved in two-club ties will alternate positions from round-to-round.

[DTLB58]

I just bitched at them about the audio of these pressers. You can send them feedback on the official Chiefs web site. It is very annoying and has been like this for years.

Thanks, I'll do the same. :clap: I hit them up on Twitter.

[the Talking Can]

Dorsey is going to get shit straight, quick...

i'd like to see him whip fat scott's creatine chugging ass

[ChiefMojo]

Straight up, this guy is the type I want running the Chiefs!!!!

[Sfeihc]

Now the real work begins. Good luck to Dorsey, Reid and their respective staffs. A job well done by Mr. Clark Hunt. I very much like the fact that Reid will have his staff in place by the time they get to Mobile for the Senior Bowl.

[RealSNR]

All people could talk about in their dreams during the efforts of SOC was getting a triumvirate of the following:

1. Great QB
2. Great GM
3. Great HC

It appears we've got #2. That is HUGE, compared to the three flat-out WHIFFS during Pioli's four years.

A great GM will take this team places. Very likely a great GM leads to a great QB. And if you've got those two in place, it almost doesn't fucking matter who your HC is.

Loving this hire.

[petegz28]

Employees at Arrowhead opening the shades!!!

[Chest Rockwell]

For those that can't get stream at work, can you give any summaries?

Basically substitute Dorsey for Kilgore and this just happened:

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[DJ's left nut]

so you're saying that the tie breaker only counts against the FIRST selection, but not thereafter?

Alternatively, you could look at last year's draft.

The Colts and Rams had the same record, the Colts won on SOS.

The Rams and Colts swapped spots throughout the draft.

Sapho - you're wrong here, buddy.

[crossbow]

Teicher dressed like a ****ing hippie


Must have just sewn that at the commune

Farout!

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSaU2rWZJOGLhovjAkMt6lfDXi8MdvvgMGYmU6N8iqNLP0_JJ_0zQ

[RUSH]

For those that can't get stream at work, can you give any summaries?

Dorsey: I'm a bad motherfucker. We will win or people die.

[saphojunkie]

Clubs involved in two-club ties will alternate positions from round-to-round.

Is that where I'm confused? The tie-breaker only counts for the first pick?

[Chief Roundup]

Why do people keep saying this?

You only alternate each round if a tie still exists AFTER applying the strength of schedule tie breaker.

Chiefs - SOS .516
Jags - SOS .539

We have the top pick in each round. No ties.

No that tie breaker only works in the first. Then the teams with ties swap picks in rounds 2-7.

[The Franchise]

Is that where I'm confused? The tie-breaker only counts for the first pick?

Correct. It sets the initial draft order. Ties after that swap picks in the different rounds.

[saphojunkie]

Alternatively, you could look at last year's draft.

The Colts and Rams had the same record, the Colts won on SOS.

The Rams and Colts swapped spots throughout the draft.

Sapho - you're wrong here, buddy.

Got it - thanks for clearing that up. Sucks, though. Now we DEFINITELY can't try and wait till the second round. If Jax doesn't take a QB in round one, they might snatch up a guy who falls to the second.

Geno or bust.

[DTLB58]

Clubs involved in two-club ties will alternate positions from round-to-round.

Yea, I knew he was wrong when he said it. Every site I've looked at since the season has been over has the order alternating.

http://walterfootball.com/nfldraftorder2013.php

[DaWolf]

Is that where I'm confused? The tie-breaker only counts for the first pick?

Yes, and based on who wins the tiebreaker, the picks in the other rounds will alternate...

[FloridaMan88]

AIDS Tree just commented on kcchiefs.com...


Comment From Barry Peraino
Sending Shouts out to the Italian Stallion, and the great guys at 65tpt. Hope all is well with you guys. =)

[O.city]

I know it doesn't matter and winning is all that does, but dude just seems like a KC type guy. Loves the area, wife is from here, dream job.


Good midwestern guy. After the past decade, I hope he knows that this fanbase is a sleeping giant, that if things go right will awaken with a fury

[Rasputin]

Dirty Hairy
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j185/hammalsgrl/Stuff%20for%20myspace/harry.jpg

We hired this guy

[The Franchise]

AIDS Tree just commented on kcchiefs.com...


Comment From Barry Peraino
Sending Shouts out to the Italian Stallion, and the great guys at 65tpt. Hope all is well with you guys. =)

He's a fucking idiot.....but then so are 99% of the people who post on that stupid chat.

[Strongside]

That license plate commercial is the shiz.

[chefsos]

That license plate commercial is the shiz.The first or second one was a Delaware plate. Not me, alas.

[DTLB58]

I know it doesn't matter and winning is all that does, but dude just seems like a KC type guy. Loves the area, wife is from here, dream job.


Good midwestern guy. After the past decade, I hope he knows that this fanbase is a sleeping giant, that if things go right will awaken with a fury

I think he is well aware of that. Probably one of the reasons he wanted the job.

If he just shows the fans he cares and starts the turn around he is gonna get the sea of RED on Sundays. I think this is going to be a very quick turn around much Like Carl-Marty.
Get ready to Rock-n-Roll Kansas City!

[Rasputin]

He's a ****ing idiot.....but then so are 99% of the people who post on that stupid chat.

Those comments were making me sick I mean just thickening.

[Ace Gunner]

new staff pwned old staff.

I have been very critical of Clark -- he impressed today.

This team is going to look very very different next year.

[ChiefsCountry]

Last step boys either Matt Barkley or Geno Smith and we will be on our way to the promise land.

[O.city]

I just love the fact that they aren't coming in all douchey with the "we're doing it myway" bullshit of previous regime.


It's more of a "we're gonna sit down together and all discuss this and figure it out".

[Iowanian]

Has anyone noticed how often the word "Humble" has been used so far by Clark, Andy Reid and now Dorsey?

It's very purposeful. I can't decide if it is a snipe at the previous sonnabitch or if it is a concerted effort to win back fans turned off by that.

[FloridaMan88]

Comment From Barry Peraino
So Reid Ferrin, and Rachel are the new Kids on the block eh? Hello you two. I'm Barry. Ask around... lol

ROFL

[The Franchise]

Comment From Barry Peraino
So Reid Ferrin, and Rachel are the new Kids on the block eh? Hello you two. I'm Barry. Ask around... lol

ROFL

They won't post my reply. lol

[Rasputin]

Has anyone noticed how often the word "Humble" has been used so far by Clark, Andy Reid and now Dorsey?

It's very purposeful. I can't decide if it is a snipe at the previous sonnabitch or if it is a concerted effort to win back fans turned off by that.

Heh, thought I heard several dick punches to scott piolli. Like keep your ego at the door. Work together with the coaches.

[Easy 6]

If these glowing reviews keep up, i'm going to have to go spank the beast just so customers dont get the vapors upon seeing my throbbing manhood.

[Titty Meat]

Someone post the video of barry going off in the chat

[O.city]

Anyone need neosporin for their cocks?

[Titty Meat]

Anyone need neosporin for their cocks?

Lolwut!?!

[ChiefMojo]

I vomited multiple times reading the chat.... A lot of dumb motherf**kers aka true fans we have! A lot of drafting LT, picking QB up later and bringing in Matt Flynn to start.

[Easy 6]

Comment From Barry Peraino
So Reid Ferrin, and Rachel are the new Kids on the block eh? Hello you two. I'm Barry. Ask around... lol

ROFL

"ask around..." LMAO should've just said "if you all havent heard, i'm a pretty big deal around here"

[Strongside]

Comment From Barry Peraino
So Reid Ferrin, and Rachel are the new Kids on the block eh? Hello you two. I'm Barry. Ask around... lol

ROFL

Yeah ask around about who is the most likely person in any room to snap and go on a meth-fueled stabbing spree...they'll tell you.

[O.city]

Whoever said the Radio was running the camera thing and mentioned Cuba, that was the funniest shit ever.

[Titty Meat]

How do I get to the chat?

[Thig Lyfe]

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[scho63]

Clark Hunt on Chiefs live now

[Rasputin]

I vomited multiple times reading the chat.... A lot of dumb motherf**kers aka true fans we have! A lot of drafting LT, picking QB up later and bringing in Matt Flynn to start.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa157/mrs_pring/GIFs/vomit.gif

[The Franchise]

How do I get to the chat?

It's not worth your time. They won't post any of my comments.

[Rausch]

"ask around..." LMAO should've just said "if you all havent heard, i'm a pretty big deal around here"

No clue who the fuck this guy is...

[RunKC]

"John Dorsey said that he would take the BPA regardless of the talent at the position so it's gonna be Luke Joeckel!"

Reading these responses on the chat on KCChiefs.com is making me realize that these dumbasses really do need to be thrown in an AIDS fire.

[Strongside]

It's not worth your time. They won't post any of my comments.

I also tried warning the gang about Kool-Aid man Barry. My efforts were thwarted. Probably by Barry himself. He owns the internet, you know...controls the satellites from his mom's garage. He's got solar panels and everything.

[Rausch]

Dorsey on 810 now...

[the Talking Can]

he's on 810 right now

[TEX]

"Our first order of business in the front office has been to hire a team of electricians to remove wiring and disable bugs throughout the facility. There are also several cameras in odd locations around the office, as well as several unnecessary trash bins labeled 'candy wrappers'. We had hoped that this would be taken care of by the end of this week, but we're being informed that it's a much bigger task than originally anticipated and that it will be a process."


ROFL :clap:

[dirk digler]

Dorsey: Crown jewel of the NFL

[DJ's left nut]

He's on with KK now

http://espn.go.com/espnradio/affPopup?s=whb-am

[Strongside]

Dorsey on 810 now...

Fingers crossed that they'll ask him what he dresses up as for halloween.

[O.city]

For fuck sake, we seriously need to re sign Albert so this Joeckel talk will explode like a bomb.

[The Franchise]

For fuck sake, we seriously need to re sign Albert so this Joeckel talk will explode like a bomb.

It won't quit. You'll hear that we should switch Albert to OG and draft Joeckel.

[DJ's left nut]

For fuck sake, we seriously need to re sign Albert so this Joeckel talk will explode like a bomb.

Oh you silly, silly man.

If we re-sign Albert, the "move him to Guard" goes into full swing.

[saphojunkie]

I love that he said he only needs 3-4 days to assess the roster.

ROFL

[Easy 6]

No clue who the **** this guy is...

Why its none other than BarryKoolSpam, of course! :D

[the Talking Can]

he challenges questions, but in an honest way....not the douchebag, smoke uo your ass pioli way

[petegz28]

Dorsey.."last year's QB class was a once in a 30 year class"

[Strongside]

For **** sake, we seriously need to re sign Albert so this Joeckel talk will explode like a bomb.

I'm hoping he gets busted with meth or is somehow involved in a child porn ring so these people will shut the fuck up already as well.

[the Talking Can]

"last years class was a once in 30 year class....."


hmmm....not sure how he meant that, no follow up

[htismaqe]

Dorsey just told Keitzman "Let me just say this for the fans - last year's draft was a once in a generation class."

Good thing he gets it.

[petegz28]

Dorsey "don't skip one player for another just because of need"..i.e. BPA is the way he does things

[Rasputin]

Dorsey: Crown jewel of the NFL

This speaks well for Clark Hunt and the Chiefs Kingdome. It was funny the talking heads just couldn't believe why Andy Reid would come here with us having the worse record in football. It wasn't about our record it's the franchise and owner Clark Hunt they wanted to be apart of to make it great once again.

[O.city]

Oh you silly, silly man.

If we re-sign Albert, the "move him to Guard" goes into full swing.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMe3BZliLNlVkwqL__3B_QMUW0p8iVnxlquLzyoxagAUHwSc7Q

Oh gad, thats all I need.

[crossbow]

Dorsey on 810 now...

They should turn off KK's mic so we can't hear the questions. Why break tradition?

[htismaqe]

"last years class was a once in 30 year class....."


hmmm....not sure how he meant that, no follow up

He was just telling everybody to stop looking at QBs compared to last year's class. It isn't fair, or accurate.

[Strongside]

"last years class was a once in 30 year class....."


hmmm....not sure how he meant that, no follow up

Translation: It was a once in 30 because it was the draft that came before a player like Geno Smith entered the NFL.

[DJ's left nut]

"last years class was a once in 30 year class....."


hmmm....not sure how he meant that, no follow up

He meant it exactly like we (the non-idiots) have meant it every time we've said it.

Saying "there's no Andrew Luck" in this draft is !@#$ing worthless. There's no Andrew Luck in any drafts. That doesn't mean that you just ignore the QB position.

I loved that answer.

[Lprechaun]

This on a podcast yet?

[O.city]

He was just telling everybody to stop looking at QBs compared to last year's class. It isn't fair, or accurate.

Thats how I took it.

[Rausch]

Again stated we have the first pick in each round.

Uh...

[saphojunkie]

Well I guess now you guys know that I'm not Dorsey.

[DTLB58]

Last step boys either Matt Barkley or Geno Smith and we will be on our way to the promise land.

Yep, '"QB IS A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF BUILDING A CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM"

Holy smokes! We got somebody who believes!

[tomahawk kid]

Dorsey just told Keitzman "Let me just say this for the fans - last year's draft was a once in a generation class."

Good thing he gets it.

Great - Dorsey just gave KiKi his show topic for the next week.

"The Chiefs NEED to draft a Qb @ #1. I know it , you know it.....BUT JOHN DORSEY DOESN"T SEEM TO KNOW IT."

[O.city]

He meant it exactly like we (the non-idiots) have meant it every time we've said it.

Saying "there's no Andrew Luck" in this draft is !@#$ing worthless. There's no Andrew Luck in any drafts. That doesn't mean that you just ignore the QB position.

I loved that answer.

Took it the same.


This dude is awesome.

[the Talking Can]

He was just telling everybody to stop looking at QBs compared to last year's class. It isn't fair, or accurate.

yeah....wasn't sure if he meant it like "no one in this class is good enough"

he is candid in a particular way...not revealing everything, but at least giving some honest opinions

[dirk digler]

He better not trade for Flynn and then not draft a QB.

[FloridaMan88]

Mitch and Gammon taking indirect shots at Fat Scott...

"Dorsey comfortable in his own skin".

[Strongside]

Dorsey coming up on Chiefslive. Lets hope he can see the chat room so that he can get a solid list of people to kill going.