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Rain Man
01-17-2013, 02:41 PM
Which three of the following features would you most like to have in a new car?

Poll is warming up in the driveway and will start soon.

Iowanian
01-17-2013, 02:42 PM
Flesh light in the bottom of the steering wheel

ptlyon
01-17-2013, 02:43 PM
A "Roadheadinator"

Frosty
01-17-2013, 02:45 PM
A bazooka mounted to the front of the car

EDIT: also one in the back for tailgaters and people who insist on driving behind me with their brights on

Gary
01-17-2013, 02:46 PM
holographic image of Megan Fox in the passenger seat.

AntiPioli
01-17-2013, 02:47 PM
lol

Frosty
01-17-2013, 02:47 PM
holographic image of Megan Fox in the passenger seat.

If we are talking hypotheticals, how 'bout Megan Fox herself mounted in your car?

ptlyon
01-17-2013, 02:49 PM
If we are talking hypotheticals, how 'bout Megan Fox herself mounted in your car?

Mounted on what?

Frosty
01-17-2013, 02:49 PM
Mounted on what?

Me

ptlyon
01-17-2013, 02:49 PM
This thread is useless without pics btw...

ptlyon
01-17-2013, 02:50 PM
Me

I don't want you in my car!!!

Frosty
01-17-2013, 02:51 PM
I don't want you in my car!!!

Guess it will have to be an option in my new car then. :harumph:

GloryDayz
01-17-2013, 02:53 PM
I would like a car that has electric heating coils built into the blower system so you can get heat from the git-go, and transitions to engine heat when appropriate.

BlackHelicopters
01-17-2013, 02:56 PM
Two girls at once wasn't a choice.

Rain Man
01-17-2013, 03:05 PM
Two girls at once wasn't a choice.

I actually pondered "22 year old redhead in back seat" as an option, but decided that it probably wasn't realistic.

Rain Man
01-17-2013, 03:11 PM
I'm apparently a niche market. My choices were (in order):

x-ray glass - hey, a car is as much about having fun as it is transportation.

morphable design - how cool would it be to change your design from day to day? Let's add some fins today. Tomorrow, gull wing doors.

no fuel - this barely won the third spot. I don't drive much, so it's not a huge deal for me, but I suspect it adds up over time.

I was very tempted by the highly luxurious option, because that probably opens some doors for you when people see you driving it. I think it's underrated in the poll results so far. I was also tempted by the RV option, but I don't do a lot of road trips. The self-healing one would be good in combination with the x-ray glasses, but I think I could still drive safely. The food one is interesting as well, because it's kind of a financial safety net if I ever become homeless.

If you combined the no fuel, no maintenance, and food one, you could just become a hobo living on America's highways. It'd be nice to have the fourth RV option, too, but we only get three.

Red And Yellow
01-17-2013, 03:15 PM
If your car drives itself can you then have an open container and not get arrested for sitting in the drivers seat drunk? If your answers are yes then this is my new vote(previously no gas)

whoman69
01-17-2013, 03:18 PM
I like traffic lights
I like traffic lights
I like traffic lights
but only if they're green

http://youtu.be/EJiM9-zOfXA

don't know why it wouldn't embed

ThaVirus
01-17-2013, 03:39 PM
No fuel required and self-healing/no maintenance required are no-brainers for me..

The third would be far less practical but would help me get the booty- so I'd go with the highly exclusive option. Bitches think I'm rich, I have enough cash saved from never paying for gas, oil changes or random malfunctions to take them out for a night on the town, bring them home, bone them, and NEVER speak to them again.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Chief Roundup
01-17-2013, 04:00 PM
No Fuel required and Self Healing are the best 2 IMO. My 3rd selection was the 10 minute morphing.

saphojunkie
01-17-2013, 04:17 PM
Just realized that if you have the X-ray option, that shit better be able to either drive or fix itself.

Cuz you're diddling yourself.

Dayze
01-17-2013, 05:03 PM
Tires or GTFO

houstonwhodat
01-17-2013, 05:47 PM
Weed dispenser.

trndobrd
01-17-2013, 06:52 PM
Folding into a briefcase would be handy.

hometeam
01-17-2013, 06:54 PM
WOOPS. I voted for 4 :X

listopencil
01-17-2013, 07:19 PM
If you combined the no fuel, no maintenance, and food one, you could just become a hobo living on America's highways. It'd be nice to have the fourth RV option, too, but we only get three.

The "no fuel" and "no maintenance" options are mutually exclusive as you have them written. I would have picked both had that not been the case.

Ecto-I
01-17-2013, 07:22 PM
Huh...I thought my choices were no brainers but apparently not.

I mean HELLO!!! A Flying car?!?! You don't even need the traffic light option because you can just fly over everyone. Hell. Yes.

A personal valet? You would never have to worry about parking anywhere again!

And all this without having to pay for fuel.

Rain Man
01-17-2013, 10:09 PM
The "no fuel" and "no maintenance" options are mutually exclusive as you have them written. I would have picked both had that not been the case.


Ah, I see what you're saying. I wasn't intending for one to disqualify the other, only that one didn't include the other. I see the problem, though.

hometeam
01-17-2013, 10:13 PM
The "no fuel" and "no maintenance" options are mutually exclusive as you have them written. I would have picked both had that not been the case.

I picked them both~