Met Matt Cassell today

[L.A. Chieffan]

Came into one of my locations in So Cal. Nice guy, got his autograph and chatted for a little bit. Said he's very excited about playing for Reid. Looks healthy. Go Chiefs!

[Chiefspants]

Pict of Autogrif Plox

[mikey23545]

Uh huh... So what location of yours did he come in?

[bevischief]

Buttsex?

[AussieChiefsFan]

http://i.imgur.com/ghzaZ.gif

[L.A. Chieffan]

I think Reid well be just what the doctor ordered for Matt. Just like Alex Smith had a resurgence under Harbaugh.

[Unsmooth-Moment]

trollololol

[AussieChiefsFan]

trollolololhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55wywa8Ir1qfh83k.gif

[bevischief]

Did he shit himself?

[Chiefspants]

I think Reid well be just what the doctor ordered for Matt. Just like Alex Smith had a resurgence under Harbaugh.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/oneofthosedaysp1.gif?w=250&h=188

[RustShack]

I hate to say it and see it but a year of Cassel wouldn't shock me. But after the one more year if not during Geno needs to take the reins. Seeing any QB this year before Geno might pay off, and turn into an extra first or second round pick for us the next year if Reid makes them look good. Hell Weis made him look competent enough to fool everyone outside of CP.

[bevischief]

Was he wearing Depends?

[nstygma]

I don't want you to get drunk, but that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

[Sorter]

I don't want you to get drunk, but that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

Excellent

[L.A. Chieffan]

Nstygma choose a robe, not the Bijan, and meet me and Matt Cassell in the living room for drinks.

[Monty]

Uh huh... So what location of yours did he come in?

And was it on fire?

[CoMoChief]

I think Reid well be just what the doctor ordered for Matt. Just like Alex Smith had a resurgence under Harbaugh.

Falalalalalolololooloooololoololoololol shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[warpaint*]

I hate to say it and see it but a year of Cassel wouldn't shock me. But after the one more year if not during Geno needs to take the reins. Seeing any QB this year before Geno might pay off, and turn into an extra first or second round pick for us the next year if Reid makes them look good. Hell Weis made him look competent enough to fool everyone outside of CP.

I would be kind of surprised if he's still here in the fall.

He's probably the worst starting QB in the league, there's no upside w/ him, and the new regime has no ties to him. There are better options in the draft. There will be better options in FA.

Draft a guy. Sign another for depth and to compete w/ the draft pick in case he's not quite ready to start coming out of the gate. Drew Stanton maybe? The pickings were slim on a list I googled of FA QBs to be - I crossed Flacco off, I'd be shocked if he hit the open market.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

This guy is one of the most persistent trolls ever LMAO awesome.

[Phobia]

This guy is one of the most persistent trolls ever LMAO awesome.

Not any longer, he's not.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Not any longer, he's not.

BAM!

[AussieChiefsFan]

Not any longer, he's not.He finally got banned?

[big nasty kcnut]

I fucking hate matt cassel if he anywhere near this team next year i'll cut myself with a rusty fork

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Came into one of my locations

Ass? Mouth? Ear?

[Sassy Squatch]

From downtown!!!

[mdchiefsfan]

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[DaKCMan AP]

I guess L.A. Chieffan didn't get the same happy ending that he gave Matt.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Awesome

[wazu]

Awesome

This.

[Phobia]

Dude went to the well one too many times. He'll be back before the draft and hopefully a little more creative about the stupid trolling.

[houstonwhodat]

Who would want Cassel's autograph?

[Dallas Chief]

Not any longer, he's not.

Only took 6 years, nearly 14k posts, and rep in the green. And this is the OP that sealed his fate? I actually thought it was a funnytroll, but hey your the law around here. Hope it doesn't go to your head...

[Phobia]

Only took 6 years, nearly 14k posts, and rep in the green. And this is the OP that sealed his fate? I actually thought it was a funnytroll, but hey your the law around here. Hope it doesn't go to your head...

If you guys want him back, I'll bring him back. I've got no skin in the game. Just seemed to me like the Cassel trolling had run its course. I'll look forward to the next effort when he comes back.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

You did fine. Misleading thread title anyway :)

[hometeam]

If you guys want him back, I'll bring him back. I've got no skin in the game. Just seemed to me like the Cassel trolling had run its course. I'll look forward to the next effort when he comes back.

Every post this guy makes is troll. Wears me the fuck out sometimes.

[Phobia]

You really think every single one? I tuned him out long ago but I assumed he made a decent post now and then because we don't really hear any complaints. I know he's had a funny thread or two.

[bevischief]

Came into one of my locations in So Cal. Nice guy, got his autograph and chatted for a little bit. Said he's very excited about playing for Reid. Looks healthy. Go Chiefs!

So you are his gay lover?

[hometeam]

You really think every single one? I tuned him out long ago but I assumed he made a decent post now and then because we don't really hear any complaints. I know he's had a funny thread or two.

Literally every single one? Maybe not. I might have embellished. But it sure seems that way. I generally just skip over them, but hes shit in enough threads that it sure as hell seems like it~

[bevischief]

Literally every single one? Maybe not. I might have embellished. But it sure seems that way. I generally just skip over them, but hes shit in enough threads that it sure as hell seems like it~

Are we sure this isn't Cassel for the way he shits in threads?

[KCBOSS1]

I would be kind of surprised if he's still here in the fall.

He's probably the worst starting QB in the league, there's no upside w/ him, and the new regime has no ties to him. There are better options in the draft. There will be better options in FA.

Draft a guy. Sign another for depth and to compete w/ the draft pick in case he's not quite ready to start coming out of the gate. Drew Stanton maybe? The pickings were slim on a list I googled of FA QBs to be - I crossed Flacco off, I'd be shocked if he hit the open market.



This....please

[Cannibal]

Ass? Mouth? Ear?



My guess it was his ass.

[crazycoffey]

I fucking hate matt cassel if he anywhere near this team next year i'll cut myself with a rusty fork

Reported for threatening a board member....

[bevischief]

Reported for threatening a board member....

Sending the SWAT team.

[Bugeater]

If you guys want him back, I'll bring him back. I've got no skin in the game. Just seemed to me like the Cassel trolling had run its course. I'll look forward to the next effort when he comes back.
Uh, yeah, it stopped being funny a long ass time ago.

[Hammock Parties]

FUCK YEAH

SUPPORT CASSEL AND SEE WHAT YOU GET

ALL CASSEL LOVERS SHOT ON SIGHT

WE ARE FREE MEN AROUND HERE

[TimeForWasp]

You have to admit though, It was his Shtick and everyone knew it.

[BlackHelicopters]

Did he WAY OVERPAY you, and then curl up when you tried to give him the correct change?

[Hammock Parties]

Not any longer, he's not.

http://i.imgur.com/QWifB.gif

[Thig Lyfe]

FREE LAC

[Hammock Parties]

This is now a Matt Cassel bashing thread. SEE WHAT YOU GET LACASSELFAN

http://i.imgur.com/v56CE.gif

[Imon Yourside]

Someone needs to start he Official Eric Winston fans cheer as Cassel injured thread.

[Deberg_1990]

This guy is one of the most persistent trolls ever LMAO awesome.

Not any longer, he's not.

What if we are all wrong and this guy truly is a Cassel fan? Is that so bad?

[Titty Meat]

Lmao phil trolled the troll. That guy sucked.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Only took 6 years, nearly 14k posts, and rep in the green. And this is the OP that sealed his fate? I actually thought it was a funnytroll, but hey your the law around here. Hope it doesn't go to your head...

Shut up. Better late than never.

[Imon Yourside]

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[bevischief]

**** YEAH

SUPPORT CASSEL AND SEE WHAT YOU GET

ALL CASSEL LOVERS SHOT ON SIGHT

WE ARE FREE MEN AROUND HERE

This.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Lmao phil trolled the troll. That guy sucked.

This. It wasn't creative or funny.

[siberian khatru]

This. It wasn't creative or funny.

This.

I wonder if he was the same guy behind the Larry Johnson fan, who even after LJ got cut by 2-3 NFL teams would come in here and say "You just watch, LJ will rush for 1,300 yards next year! Proof you guys know nothing about football!" Yawn.

[noa]

Agree with the banning, LA Chieffan brought nothing to the table. His routine was tired.

[Thig Lyfe]

FREE LAC!!!

LAC WAS INNOCENT

[Pasta Little Brioni]

This.

I wonder if he was the same guy behind the Larry Johnson fan, who even after LJ got cut by 2-3 NFL teams would come in here and say "You just watch, LJ will rush for 1,300 yards next year! Proof you guys know nothing about football!" Yawn.

:hmmm: You may be on to something.

[Thig Lyfe]

Look, is Matt Cassel the worst person in history? Yes. But every Hitler needs a Goebbels. A hilarious, persistent Goebbels who trolls at a 99% success rate.

LAC was that Goebbels.

FREE LAC

PHOBIA WORSE THAN HITLER

[Imon Yourside]

Look, is Matt Cassel the worst person in history? Yes. But every Hitler needs a Goebbels. A hilarious, persistent Goebbels who trolls at a 99% success rate.

LAC was that Goebbels.

FREE LAC

PHOBIA WORSE THAN HITLER

Tread lightly, Phobes still has the Ban stick handy and it is epeenormous.

[Hammock Parties]

Look, is Matt Cassel the worst person in history? Yes. But every Hitler needs a Goebbels. A hilarious, persistent Goebbels who trolls at a 99% success rate.

LAC was that Goebbels.

FREE LAC

PHOBIA WORSE THAN HITLER

Silence, infidel. Dictator Phil has declared this a Cassel free zone. Anyone caught promoting his football career will be excommunicated. Resistance will be met with harsh, swift justice.

[Cephalic Trauma]

FREE LAC!!!

LAC WAS INNOCENT

Oh, look! A troll shtick born out of a troll shtick.

This place is ****ing cyclical.

[Phobia]

Look, is Matt Cassel the worst person in history? Yes. But every Hitler needs a Goebbels. A hilarious, persistent Goebbels who trolls at a 99% success rate.

LAC was that Goebbels.

FREE LAC

PHOBIA WORSE THAN HITLER

I wouldn't consider his troll rate near that high considering he is now gone.

[Bugeater]

This.

I wonder if he was the same guy behind the Larry Johnson fan, who even after LJ got cut by 2-3 NFL teams would come in here and say "You just watch, LJ will rush for 1,300 yards next year! Proof you guys know nothing about football!" Yawn.
Nah, I think that guy honestly believed what he was saying.

[hometeam]

Nah, I think that guy honestly believed what he was saying.

Go look at his posts in the Geno thread, then see if you still think that. Hes shitted up that thread for months.

[Bugeater]

Go look at his posts in the Geno thread, then see if you still think that. Hes shitted up that thread for months.
I was talking about the LJ ballwasher, KCbroncohater.

[SPchief]

I was talking about the LJ ballwasher, KCbroncohater.

WTF happened to your rep?

[Bugeater]

WTF happened to your rep?
Apparently that's what happens when someone cries to a mod about being neg repped 95 times.

[HolyHat]

WTF happened to your rep?

Meh

[RINGLEADER]

I hate to say it and see it but a year of Cassel wouldn't shock me. But after the one more year if not during Geno needs to take the reins. Seeing any QB this year before Geno might pay off, and turn into an extra first or second round pick for us the next year if Reid makes them look good. Hell Weis made him look competent enough to fool everyone outside of CP.

Unless its a smokescreen - which it might be - I haven't heard anything that would give any sort of confidence that the Chiefs are going to select Geno. I think it will be Cassel or some other low-rent vet arm for at least a year...Which as I've said elsewhere is highly unfortunate, especially since even if it was a complete whiff with the pick it doesn't hold the same team-killing capability that missing on a QB at number had in the past. Now, if you miss, just move on and try again.

[Hammock Parties]

Matt was glad to meet you.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/assets/images/imported/media/images/chiefs-qb-matt-cassel-spr.jpg

[Frazod]

Not any longer, he's not.

Thank you.

[RustShack]

If we don't take Geno he's going to be that classic QB that falls down the draft and ends up being great. Lets take him before someone else does.

[Lex Luthor]

Dude went to the well one too many times. He'll be back before the draft and hopefully a little more creative about the stupid trolling.

Damn. I was hoping it was a permanent ban.

[EagleRob]

Uh huh... So what location of yours did he come in?

You bastards, I've been laughing about this all day.

[tony77]

I scream bs sir.

[tony77]

Also reid wants a qb who can throw down field . Cassel can hardly throw 5yds,lol.

[wazu]

Also reid wants a qb who can throw down field . Cassel can hardly throw 5yds,lol.

L.A. Chieffan = owned

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I imagine this douche walking down the street screaming "I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!" and wondering why people don't like him.

[chefsos]

I guess I'm in the minority, but I still find the Cassel shtick of his to be funny, mostly because it just keeps on going*, far beyond any logic or reason.


*well, until today anyway.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

It's as lame as running around touting Thigpen. Can't wait to start a Herm loving persona.

[DaneMcCloud]

I guess I'm in the minority as well because I thought is was funny as shit.

Especially because even to this day, as poorly as Cassel played and as obvious as it is that he'll be released in March, people still argued with him.

They just couldn't let it go and then he'd say something even more absurd.

ROFL

[SDChiefs]

Youve been infected! Get to the doctor asap.

[Phobia]

I guess I'm in the minority as well because I thought is was funny as shit.


"Was" being the operative word.

[tony77]

If we don't take Geno he's going to be that classic QB that falls down the draft and ends up being great. Lets take him before someone else does.

You really don`t know that. Nfl`s not about hype and bs.

[htismaqe]

I guess I'm in the minority as well because I thought is was funny as shit.

Especially because even to this day, as poorly as Cassel played and as obvious as it is that he'll be released in March, people still argued with him.

They just couldn't let it go and then he'd say something even more absurd.

ROFL

Yeah, he was really the prototypical troll. I always found it funny, he didn't really bother me.

[bevischief]

Cassel can pass? I thought he only could shit his pants.

[DaneMcCloud]

"Was" being the operative word.

I suppose. I can understand how it could grate on people but I still found it pretty damn hilarious, most likely because defending Cassel is absurd in and of itself.

[BWillie]

Not any longer, he's not.

He got banned for being a positive homer? Wat wat

[Cephalic Trauma]

I guess I'm in the minority as well because I thought is was funny as shit.

Especially because even to this day, as poorly as Cassel played and as obvious as it is that he'll be released in March, people still argued with him.

They just couldn't let it go and then he'd say something even more absurd.

ROFL

You know, now that you mention it, I think I liked when he went against the grain for attention. That's never been done before, and it was especially clever when he kept saying the same thing over and over. It's really too bad...

[htismaqe]

I suppose. I can understand how it could grate on people but I still found it pretty damn hilarious, most likely because defending Cassel is absurd in and of itself.

This.

[Cephalic Trauma]

This.

I will give you the first 100 times. After that, it got stale, yet he continued to do it to garner attention.

[DaneMcCloud]

I will give you the first 100 times. After that, it got stale, yet he continued to do it to garner attention.

First off, you're a fucking n00b, so your opinion barely matters.

Secondly, the guy wasn't doing it for "attention". He was doing it for FUN.

He's actually a pretty fucking funny guy.

[SAUTO]

It's as lame as running around touting Thigpen. Can't wait to start a Herm loving persona.

chiefzilla is the former coach lover
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[Deberg_1990]

There are still a few Herm lovers around.

[Dallas Chief]

Shut up. Better late than never.

Strong with you vaginitis is

[Cephalic Trauma]

First off, you're a ****ing n00b, so your opinion barely matters.

Secondly, the guy wasn't doing it for "attention". He was doing it for FUN.

He's actually a pretty ****ing funny guy.

:grr:

I care. A lot.

[Dallas Chief]

I guess I'm in the minority, but I still find the Cassel shtick of his to be funny, mostly because it just keeps on going*, far beyond any logic or reason.


*well, until today anyway.

Yeah I just thought it was funny. This place is full of trolololol anyway, what's the big deal? Don't like it? Don't read it. :shrug:

[Dallas Chief]

I suppose. I can understand how it could grate on people but I still found it pretty damn hilarious, most likely because defending Cassel is absurd in and of itself.

^^This.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Strong with you vaginitis is

Funny, coming from the guy who was whining about it in the first place.

[Cephalic Trauma]

First off, you're a ****ing n00b, so your opinion barely matters.



:whackit:

[Bugeater]

First off, you're a fucking n00b, so your opinion barely matters.

Secondly, the guy wasn't doing it for "attention". He was doing it for FUN.

He's actually a pretty fucking funny guy.
That's the thing, before he started that he was a fairly entertaining poster. But my god, two straight years of the same thing over and over...enough already.

[Hammock Parties]

LA Chieffan is kind of like me if the Chiefs had gone 11-5 this year and I had continued to call everyone and everything associated with the Pioli regime a fraud, loser and NFL hack.

I'm sure everyone here would have gotten really fed up with my shit.

I was pretty close to pushing it last offseason anyway, I'm sure.

[morphius]

Apparently that's what happens when someone cries to a mod about being neg repped 95 times.
Ha, and this time it wasn't me.

[Dallas Chief]

LA Chieffan is kind of like me if the Chiefs had gone 11-5 this year and I had continued to call everyone and everything associated with the ***** regime a fraud, loser and NFL hack.

I'm sure everyone here would have gotten really fed up with my shit.

I was pretty close to pushing it last offseason anyway, I'm sure.

No. It still made me laugh anyway. I don't care when people troll as it is pure entertainment. Banning people for it is lame IMO and takes away from the lenient mystique of our glorious Mod community.

[Bugeater]

Ha, and this time it wasn't me.
Oh I know. There's only one mod that's lame enough to do something like that, and we all know who he is.

[Dallas Chief]

Funny, coming from the guy who was whining about it in the first place.

Wanna polish my knob for me?

[Rasputin]

If we don't take Geno he's going to be that classic QB that falls down the draft and ends up being great. Lets take him before someone else does.

You mean for the Jags or Raiders:#? Yeah, I can see that happening.

FML if we don't draft Geno Smith.



Good call on teh BANHAMMER

http://i308.photobucket.com/albums/kk346/stardustmemories_album/VF%20BANNHAMMER/BanHammer.jpg

[Pasta Little Brioni]

It's a new era in Chiefs football. Find a new schtick Doyer boy.

[The Bad Guy]

I think Reid well be just what the doctor ordered for Matt. Just like Alex Smith had a resurgence under Harbaugh.

Do you not get enough attention in your daily life?

Fuck off.

[chefsos]

Do you not get enough attention in your daily life?

Fuck off.ROFL

Keep reading....

[DaneMcCloud]

That's the thing, before he started that he was a fairly entertaining poster. But my god, two straight years of the same thing over and over...enough already.

I'm in contact with him outside of this forum and he's truly a funny dude.

I may be breaking some kind of confidentiality thing but he did tell me that Cassel coming to his store, the autograph, etc. were absolutely true.

Irony at its finest.

:D

[Cephalic Trauma]

I'm in contact with him outside of this forum and he's truly a funny dude.

I may be breaking some kind of confidentiality thing but he did tell me that Cassel coming to his store, the autograph, etc. were absolutely true.

Irony at its finest.

:D

And not a single **** was given

[DaneMcCloud]

And not a single **** was given

Fuck you, n00b

[Cmd'r&Chief]

Came into one of my locations in So Cal. Nice guy, got his autograph and chatted for a little bit. Said he's very excited about playing for Reid. Looks healthy. Go Chiefs!

He's going to be disappointed as shit when Reid cuts his Ass. It's good he's remaining positive while in public. Though I'm sure it eats at him from the inside.

[Cephalic Trauma]

**** you, n00b

:whackit:

[milkman]

First off, you're a ****ing n00b, so your opinion barely matters.

Secondly, the guy wasn't doing it for "attention". He was doing it for FUN.

He's actually a pretty ****ing funny guy.

I agree with the n00b.

He wasn't funny.

He was just annoying.

[Phobia]

Oh I know. There's only one mod that's lame enough to do something like that, and we all know who he is.

There's only 2 or 3 people on this entire site who are lame enough to relentlessly neg rep somebody for weeks at a time to the point where mod intervention is necessary. We all know who they are.

[Easy 6]

I had no beef with the guy, in fact i often found him hilarious, he was so seemingly serious in his trolling.

Banning someone for having a crazy take, disingenuous or no... i'm no fan of it, if you're tired of his thing pay it no mind, use the ignore function, whatever.... he wasnt stalking and cursing people everywhere they posted, evading filters, going on neg rep binges or anything of the sort.

If i had a vote it would be let him back, my God, are we all so self serious now that some guy boning for cassel is worthy of being banned?

There is a lot more bullshit that goes on here that doesnt result in punishment.

[Setsuna]

We won't touch Geno and Faid won't touch Geno. We need a pass rusher and Faid need everything but a QB since they have their savior Terrell Pryor. Next is Philly who think Foles is the Great White Hope. Lions aren't done getting over that hangover named Matt Stafford and Cleveland won't risk upsetting the old man they drafted last year, and then the Cards have an equal QB situation and will then draft Geno.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Yeah this is a bs banning. Everyone knew this was a troll thread so why ban him for it? If you don't like it, don't open it. If you don't like his trolling in other threads, don't read his posts or put him on ignore. I guess I'm also in the minority in that I still find his attempts humorous.

[BigCatDaddy]

If you troll an internet message board for "fun" you have bigger issues in life then a banning.

[Phobia]

He ain't gone forever. Just long enough to come up with a new shtick.

[Kyle DeLexus]

He ain't gone forever. Just long enough to come up with a new shtick.

Which is why this isn't a major deal. Hopefully his next one is just as good. Maybe Stanzi or Tyson Jackson. Maybe even give the Thigpen fanclub the leader it deserves.

[DaneMcCloud]

If you troll an internet message board for "fun" you have bigger issues in life then a banning.

Some of you people are just outright fucking retarded.

That includes you, Slick.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Some of you people are just outright ****ing retarded.

That includes you, Slick.

I was thinking the exact same thing! Trolling to garner attention is totally what well-adjusted, successful people do with their time. Anyone who disagrees with my opinion is retarded, cuz I said so with no reason to back it up!

[DaneMcCloud]

I was thinking the exact same thing! Trolling to garner attention is totally what well-adjusted, successful people do with their time. Anyone who disagrees with my opinion is retarded, cuz I said so with no reason to back it up!

You're fucking stupid

[Bowser]

I found it hilarious how he always, always got someone to bite on his Cassel schtick, without fail. It really became an amazing thing in and of itself, especially after Cassel was demoted for Brady freaking Quinn.

[DaneMcCloud]

I found it hilarious how he always, always got someone to bite on his Cassel schtick, without fail. It really became an amazing thing in and of itself, especially after Cassel was demoted for Brady freaking Quinn.

Exactly. TheBadGuy bit today.

ROFL

If he was warned, I get it. Three days, seven days, whatever, but three months feels heavy.

He didn't threaten anyone physically, although it's clear he challenged people mentally.

If the policy is now to ban people for being annoying, the there won't be anyone left worth a fucking a piss.

JMO.

[DaneMcCloud]

I found it hilarious how he always, always got someone to bite on his Cassel schtick, without fail. It really became an amazing thing in and of itself, especially after Cassel was demoted for Brady freaking Quinn.

The most ironic part, and I am not fucking shitting you, is that Cassel and family actually walked into his place of business in Encino, and he did ask for the autograph and such.

I wish he had got it on cell phone video because that, considering his "position", is hysterically insane.

[Bowser]

The most ironic part, and I am not fucking shitting you, is that Cassel and family actually walked into his place of business in Encino, and he did ask for the autograph and such.

I wish he had got it on cell phone video because that, considering his "position", is hysterically insane.

The word "epic" gets tossed around a ton these days, but if that is indeed a true story, that is about as epic as it gets, especially considering the source. LMAO

[Bowser]

Hell, even Bugeater got the ban hammer.

It is a zero tolerance week here at ChiefsPlanet!

[Hammock Parties]

Hell, even Bugeater got the ban hammer.

It is a zero tolerance week here at ChiefsPlanet!

And my rep was restored.

This is bizarroplanet

[Bowser]

And my rep was restored.

This is bizarroplanet

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DfhTf-DqZcY/TUmANaAYLkI/AAAAAAAAAxk/Z8yuMginmZE/s1600/SPN_Whaaaat.gif

[Bowser]

And my rep was restored.

This is bizarroplanet

"GoWalrus must have mowed Badgirl's yard"

heh

[DaneMcCloud]

The word "epic" gets tossed around a ton these days, but if that is indeed a true story, that is about as epic as it gets, especially considering the source. LMAO


Could you fucking imagine trolling a professional athlete, not for a day or a week or a month, but for YEARS, then have him show up at your place of business?

IF he would have had the presence of mind to snap a shot, the dude would be a Chiefsplanet legend.

[Hammock Parties]

IF he would have had the presence of mind to snap a shot, the dude would be a Chiefsplanet legend.

Oh, the photoshops we'd 'shop.

[Phobia]

The most ironic part, and I am not ****ing shitting you, is that Cassel and family actually walked into his place of business in Encino, and he did ask for the autograph and such.

I wish he had got it on cell phone video because that, considering his "position", is hysterically insane.

If this really happened, I'll restore him immediately.

[Phobia]

Hell, even Bugeater got the ban hammer.

It is a zero tolerance week here at ChiefsPlanet!

If I told you what Bug did, you wouldn't believe me. The mods couldn't believe it. He earned his ban the honest way. The beerme way...

[Hammock Parties]

TELL US. TELL US NOW.

[Bowser]

If I told you what Bug did, you wouldn't believe me. The mods couldn't believe it. He earned his ban the honest way. The beerme way...

Whoa. Honestly can say I wouldn't have seen that coming.

Take away a man's rep and all rational thinking goes out the door, apparently.

[Rasputin]

If true bring him back,

but

I got to say

having Matt Cassell come into your shop and getting his autograph is nothing to brag about.

[Bowser]

TELL US. TELL US NOW.

GET HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN OUT OF MY HEAD THIS MINUTE

[Hammock Parties]

GET HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN OUT OF MY HEAD THIS MINUTE

I searched in vain for a GIF but you seem to be connected to me through space and time.

[Bowser]

I searched in vain for a GIF but you seem to be connected to me through space and time.

I'm just glad you didn't drop a Jar Jar reference.

[DaneMcCloud]

If this really happened, I'll restore him immediately.

All I have is his word.

I cannot be 100% sure, because I was not there. But in the past five years of correspondence, he's never lied to me. He's always been a good dude.

I reached out to him, BTW. He admitted his actions here (and knows his rep) but has given me more than ample reason to believe his meeting with Cassel occurred.

So, if you reinstate him, my ass is on the line, too, I suppose. If he burns me, we'll, I guess it won't be the first time.

[tk13]

I bet it was Ronaiah Tuiasosopo dressed as Matt Cassel.

[Rasputin]

If Dane McCloud vouches for L.A.Chiefsfan, then I would trust what he says is true.

[Bump]

All I have is his word.

I cannot be 100% sure, because I was not there. But in the past five years of correspondence, he's never lied to me. He's always been a good dude.

I reached out to him, BTW. He admitted his actions here (and knows his rep) but has given me more than ample reason to believe his meeting with Cassel occurred.

So, if you reinstate him, my ass is on the line, too, I suppose. If he burns me, we'll, I guess it won't be the first time.

so he's a good dude, never lied to you but if he burns you, it won't be the first time. Makes sense. :spock:

[DaneMcCloud]

If true bring him back,

but

I got to say

having Matt Cassell come into your shop and getting his autograph is nothing to brag about.

Oh, come on.

I've seen elderly gentlemen turn into blushing girls when an actor or actress from their formative years is right behind them in a grocery line or at a gas station.

Say what you will but you'll never know your true reaction until you live it.

[Hammock Parties]

He needs to ring up the Cassels and tell them they dropped a $20 bill in the store.

[DeezNutz]

I bet it was Ronaiah Tuiasosopo dressed as Matt Cassel.

Whenever I want youuuu all I have to do, is dreeeaaammmm...

[Hammock Parties]

Say what you will but you'll never know your true reaction until you live it.

My eyes would bore a hole through Matt's skull.

[Bump]

and whats this can't wait to play for Reid bullshit?

BIOTCH you ain't gonna be playing for Andy fucking Reid. Your ass is GONE

[DaneMcCloud]

so he's a good dude, never lied to you but if he burns you, it won't be the first time. Makes sense. :spock:

No.

What I'm saying is that if someone burns me, it won't be the first time.


Thanks.

[Hammock Parties]

Found a pic of the meeting!

http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/118586/photos/PHOTO_5057197_118586_10836059_ap.jpg

[Phobia]

Well, half the reason I canned him was because I figured it was a fabricated BS story. I'm bringing him back but he would be advised to reinvent himself.

[DaneMcCloud]

Well, half the reason I canned him was because I figured it was a fabricated BS story. I'm bringing him back but he would be advised to reinvent himself.

You don't have to do that on my behalf. Reach out to him first.

Maybe I'm fucking Te'o in this story.

[Phobia]

It's not for you. It's for him. If it was true then it wasn't his usual troll.

[Bowser]

Found a pic of the meeting!

http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/118586/photos/PHOTO_5057197_118586_10836059_ap.jpg

I imagine it went more like this....

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m092giHetg1qhrjzso1_250.gif

[Rasputin]

Oh, come on.

I've seen elderly gentlemen turn into blushing girls when an actor or actress from their formative years is right behind them in a grocery line or at a gas station.

Say what you will but you'll never know your true reaction until you live it.

I have never liked Matt Cassell, so in no way would I want his autograph and then brag about it especially on Chiefs Planet.

[DaneMcCloud]

I have never liked Matt Cassell, so in no way would I want his autograph and then brag about it especially on Chiefs Planet.

The point is that most people are thrilled when they meet or run into high profile people, whether its athletes, movie stars, world leaders, etc.

I found it ridiculously ironic that a guy that "trolled" Matt Cassel for years actually ran into Matt Cassel.

[Bowser]

If I told you what Bug did, you wouldn't believe me. The mods couldn't believe it. He earned his ban the honest way. The beerme way...

You'd think I'd learn by now, heh.

[Setsuna]

I imagine it went more like this....

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m092giHetg1qhrjzso1_250.gif
Was that seriously in a Star Wars movie? JFC Lucas fucked us over.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Cyclic.

Someone gets banned because most people are still sick of his tired, worn-out persona, someone whines, he's restored.

Even if Cassel did come to his shop, he knew posting that on here would get a response. To enhance that reaction, he added the "excited to PLAY for Reid, go chiefs" part.

This thread was made to get a reaction (which ultimately, it did).

And don't give me this "if you don't like it, don't read it" bs. That's a slippery slope. It will allow people to qualify any ludicrous post with "if you don't like it, don't read it".

This guy is Te'o, and everyone defending him is the faction of the media defending Te'o's cowering ass from the backlash.

[milkman]

Cyclic.

Someone gets banned because most people are still sick of his tired, worn-out persona, someone whines, he's restored.

Even if Cassel did come to his shop, he knew posting that on here would get a response. To enhance that reaction, he added the "excited to PLAY for Reid, go chiefs" part.

This thread was made to get a reaction (which ultimately, it did).

And don't give me this "if you don't like it, don't read it" bs. That's a slippery slope. It will allow people to qualify any ludicrous post with "if you don't like it, don't read it".

This guy is Te'o, and everyone defending him is the faction of the media defending Te'o's cowering ass from the backlash.

I found his schtick annoying but at the end of the day, who fucking cares?

If you don't like it, ignore it, and there is no slippery slope.

It does apply to every ludicrous post.

[Cephalic Trauma]

I found his schtick annoying but at the end of the day, who ****ing cares?

If you don't like it, ignore it, and there is no slippery slope.

It does apply to every ludicrous post.

Agree on the who ****ing cares, but if you can qualify any post, what deserves a banning?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

If it really did happen and he stops shitting all over the board, there is nothing wrong with letting him back.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Agree on the who ****ing cares, but if you can qualify any post, what deserves a banning?

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He did not break any rules.

[stonedstooge]

L.A. Chieffan meets Matt Cassel<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DD72Cvq6n-Y?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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He did not break any rules.

LOL, try posting during 2000 to 04 they would do this for fun.

[crazycoffey]

You don't have to do that on my behalf. Reach out to him first.

Maybe I'm fucking Te'o in this story.

teh ghey, NTTAWWT....

[Cephalic Trauma]

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He did not break any rules.

Spam is flooding the Internet with many copies of the same message, in an attempt to force the message on people who would not otherwise choose to receive it.

Now the second part of that debatable, but you can certainly make the case that he continued to spew the same nonsense over and over to get a reaction.

**** it. I don't care. The guy is back, hopefully with a new shtick. If not, maybe there's some way to confine his idiotic posting to one thread and his groupies can flock to it (ie KnowMo).

[Cephalic Trauma]

L.A. Chieffan meets Matt Cassel<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DD72Cvq6n-Y?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

ROFL

[Frazod]

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Do you really think Cassel went to Los Angeles for a haircut?

[chefsos]

Do you really think Cassel went to Los Angeles for a haircut?I don't even know where he hangs out in the off season, but I'd be shocked if it was anywhere near KC in this particular year.


And: What, LAC is a beautician or something?

[DaneMcCloud]

Now the second part of that debatable, but you can certainly make the case that he continued to spew the same nonsense over and over to get a reaction.

**** it. I don't care. The guy is back, hopefully with a new shtick. If not, maybe there's some way to confine his idiotic posting to one thread and his groupies can flock to it (ie KnowMo).

Who gives a fuck what you think? You're a fucking n00b and a shitty one at that.

Also, you've been whining throughout this thread.

What's wrong with your vagina?

[crazycoffey]

Do you really think Cassel went to Los Angeles for a haircut?

born and raised in LA, he could actually go back home during the offseason.

[DaneMcCloud]

I don't even know where he hangs out in the off season, but I'd be shocked if it was anywhere near KC in this particular year.


And: What, LAC is a beautician or something?

LMAO

No, not even close.

[Cephalic Trauma]

I don't even know where he hangs out in the off season, but I'd be shocked if it was anywhere near KC in this particular year.


And: What, LAC is a beautician or something?

Lead dancer/Owner at Alternative Gentleman's Pleasure Chamber.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Who gives a **** what you think? You're a ****ing n00b and a shitty one at that.

Also, you've been whining throughout this thread.

What's wrong with your vagina?

Can you come up with anything else besides "ur a n00b, ur stupid"? I am open to any rational points you have to make, I just haven't seen any.

[DaneMcCloud]

Can you come up with anything else besides "ur a n00b, ur stupid"? I am open to any rational points you have to make, I just haven't seen any.

LMAO

Right, like you have any "rational points" for bitching about a guy that just has fun on this site?

Did he clown you? Is that why your panties are in a bunch, n00b?

[Cephalic Trauma]

LMAO

Right, like you have any "rational points" for bitching about a guy that just has fun on this site?

Did he clown you? Is that why your panties are in a bunch, n00b?

Clown me? His intelligence might be slightly higher than that of a squirrel. Any attempt to "clown" me would force a name change to "Road Kill".

[Tribal Warfare]

LMAO

No, not even close.

He's Paul Rudd or Rob Riggle ROFL

[DaneMcCloud]

Clown me? His intelligence might be slightly higher than that of a squirrel. Any attempt to "clown" me would force a name change to "Road Kill".

Riiiiiiiiiight.

[Rausch]

born and raised in LA, he could actually go back home during the offseason.

For a clipping?...

[Cephalic Trauma]

Riiiiiiiiiight.

Oh, I get it. You both have a similar posting style, resulting in posts that lack substance.

Makes sense.

[Cephalic Trauma]

For a clipping?...

I think having a dong slap Cassel's face is more likely...

[Dallas Chief]

Clown me? His intelligence might be slightly higher than that of a squirrel. Any attempt to "clown" me would force a name change to "Road Kill".

Frankie mult. Has to be. Look at the language and word use. Only Franksandbeans would say making somebody elses name "Road Kill" would be some sort of insult... in this millenium. Amiright or what?

[DaneMcCloud]

Oh, I get it. You both have a similar posting style, resulting in posts that lack substance.

Makes sense.

You are a complete fucking moron.

Your last 20+ posts have been comprised of bitching about another forum member.

Yeah, you're a great addition to this forum.

:rolleyes:

[Cephalic Trauma]

Frankie mult. Has to be. Look at the language and word use. Only Franksandbeans would say making somebody elses name "Road Kill" would be some sort of insult... in this millenium. Amiright or what?

Squirrel, road kill....

Failed to make the connection.

[Cephalic Trauma]

You are a complete ****ing moron.

Your last 20+ posts have been comprised of bitching about another forum member.

Yeah, you're a great addition to this forum.

:rolleyes:

Meh.

If you don't like it, don't read it:D

[R8RFAN]

If you guys want him back, I'll bring him back. I've got no skin in the game. Just seemed to me like the Cassel trolling had run its course. I'll look forward to the next effort when he comes back.

Weak Sauce

[mdchiefsfan]

Oh, I get it. You both have a similar posting style, resulting in posts that lack substance.

Makes sense.

The butthurt is strong with this one

[Cephalic Trauma]

The butthurt is strong with this one

You're right. After he used the same "Ur stupid, Ur a n00b" thing over and over, I started to get butthurt.

[mdchiefsfan]

You're right. After he used the same "Ur stupid, Ur a n00b" thing over and over, I started to get butthurt.

Relax n00b, welcome to the Planet.

[KCTitus]

You know, now that you mention it, I think I liked when he went against the grain for attention. That's never been done before, and it was especially clever when he kept saying the same thing over and over. It's really too bad...

It's been done many times before...while Memyselfi might have been first, I think Proctor was probably the worst.

[Phobia]

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He did not break any rules.

We have rules against trolling. What you've quoted there are the bullet-points of the rules.

[crazycoffey]

For a clipping?...

For the whole offseason

[SPchief]

So wtf did Bug do?

[Oh Snap]

Lol Matt cassel thinks he's still on this team...

[Thig Lyfe]

I wouldn't consider his troll rate near that high considering he is now gone.

It's kinda like how Miguel Cabrera would have won the triple crown after getting suspended 50 games for PEDs. His rate is still high, and banning him only protects his percentage.