So my daughter has a new boyfriend

[R8RFAN]

He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs
He speaks like 4 languages
He is a year and a half older
He has been on Missions in Honduras
He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college...


Should I kill him or let him live...


P.S. He does not like AK-47's

[Hammock Parties]

Sounds like a responsible young man all things considered. Him being liberal should not scare you off.

[R8RFAN]

Sounds like a responsible young man all things considered. Him being liberal should not scare you off.

You approving worries me

[The_Doctor10]

Who do you want dating your daughter? The 110 lb vegan dude who she could choke out with her thighs in a pinch, or the 210 pound dude who's going to gorillaf8ck her every night?

[demonhero]

Go to the nearest kinky dildo store, and buy the biggest black dildo. The young man will have to attend counseling sessions and miss out on his dates with the daughter.

[DaFace]

What on your list concerns you?

[R8RFAN]

I am going to the sports bar to watch the Tarheels play so I expect plenty of advice to be here when I return...

Thanks

[Hammock Parties]

He speaks 4 languages.

He has been on a mission.

He has two jobs and goes to school.

What are you looking for? Someone related to Lamar Hunt or Donald Trump?

[Ace Gunner]

what is your daughter's age?

[R8RFAN]

What on your list concerns you?

Well the kid looks me in the eyes when he talks, I kinda like that.... Most all of her little boyfriends avoid me

The age thing bothers me a little... But I bet 100 bucks to a quarter he is a virgin

[R8RFAN]

what is your daughter's age?

16.5

[Cannibal]

God damn you're a fuckin annoying douche bag.

[BlackHelicopters]

What is your concern?

[R8RFAN]

He speaks 4 languages.

He has been on a mission.

He has two jobs and goes to school.

What are you looking for? Someone related to Lamar Hunt or Donald Trump?

Dude when it's your Daughter, nobody is good enough...

[DaFace]

Well the kid looks me in the eyes when he talks, I kinda like that.... Most all of her little boyfriends avoid me

The age thing bothers me a little... But I bet 100 bucks to a quarter he is a virgin

So...you're hoping your 16.5-year-old daughter finds a non-virgin to date? :spock:

[Cannibal]

Maybe she should find someone on welfare that gets in fights at the welfare office.

[R8RFAN]

So...you're hoping your 16.5-year-old daughter finds a non-virgin to date? :spock:


It's the age thing man, he is almost 2 years older.... It's my little girl man

[Munson]

You should welcome him into your home, and offer him a nice, cool, refreshing glass of antifreeze. LMAO

[R8RFAN]

You should welcome him into your home, and offer him a nice, cool, refreshing glass of antifreeze. LMAO

God Bless you... This is what I needed:thumb:

[Hootie]

pics of daughter or GTFO

[DaFace]

It's the age thing man, he is almost 2 years older.... It's my little girl man

I don't know what to tell you then. I don't see anything on your list that would be remotely concerning. I mean, I'm not a fan of the religious types personally, but it's often an indicator of good character when he's doing stuff to help people.

As for the age thing, whatever. All kids are idiots until they're about 25, so I don't know that it matters.

[R8RFAN]

I am taking him to the sports bar/ restaurant tonite with us... I will grill him tonite on his intentions...

[Lonewolf Ed]

He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs
He speaks like 4 languages
He is a year and a half older
He has been on Missions in Honduras
He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college...


Should I kill him or let him live...


P.S. He does not like AK-47's

If you truly can't stand him, then act like his friend. If you rave about how great he is, then your daughter will dump him in a flash. If you put your foot down and demand she not see him, she'll likely be pregnant in a month.

[In58men]

Always shoot first and think later.

[R8RFAN]

I don't know what to tell you then. I don't see anything on your list that would be remotely concerning. I mean, I'm not a fan of the religious types personally, but it's often an indicator of good character when he's doing stuff to help people.

As for the age thing, whatever. All kids are idiots until they're about 25, so I don't know that it matters.

He is kinda Liberal religious meaning he has a GD TATTOO .... that right there pisses me off... OK I said it... I don't like Tattoos

[Hootie]

So...you're hoping your 16.5-year-old daughter finds a non-virgin to date? :spock:

ROFL

besides

props to his daughter if she's 16.5 and still clinging to her V-card

16 seems to be like the year most girls lose their virginity

I'm creepy and always ask the girls I bang when they lost their old v-card and I'm telling you the last 5 or so were all 16. I was 16.

16 is just a good year.

[DaFace]

He is kinda Liberal religious meaning he has a GD TATTOO .... that right there pisses me off... OK I said it... I don't like Tattoos

Ah. Well, since we're talking about "what irrational reason can I have for hating this kid," then more power to you.

[R8RFAN]

If you truly can't stand him, then act like his friend. If you rave about how great he is, then your daughter will dump him in a flash. If you put your foot down and demand she not see him, she'll likely be pregnant in a month.


No I am not gonna do that, I am not going to pick my Daughters boyfriends

[Hootie]

I am taking him to the sports bar/ restaurant tonite with us... I will grill him tonite on his intentions...

sounds like you should just back up and let your daughter make her own decisions

you're there to be a guide and try and raise her to make the best decisions possible but at the end of the day they are still her decisions to make

[pr_capone]

He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs
He speaks like 4 languages
He is a year and a half older
He has been on Missions in Honduras
He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college...


Should I kill him or let him live...


P.S. He does not like AK-47's

Take him shooting and watch that frown turn upside down. Everything else you have said out him seems really positive so he cant be all that bad.

PS.. .pics of your daughter and her BF would help us better determine if he is worthy.

[Hootie]

16.5, especially for a girl, is an age where at that point she is going to do what she wants anyways

so as long as you raised her the right way you should respect and trust her decisions

[Gadzooks]

Does he have any kind of credit card debt?

[lewdog]

You should have nothing to worry about if you raised your daughter right. She should be able to make judgement between the keepers and the losers for her life.

[R8RFAN]

ROFL

besides

props to his daughter if she's 16.5 and still clinging to her V-card

16 seems to be like the year most girls lose their virginity

I'm creepy and always ask the girls I bang when they lost their old v-card and I'm telling you the last 5 or so were all 16. I was 16.

16 is just a good year.

I know man, I was young once too

[R8RFAN]

Does he have any kind of credit card debt?

She actually wrote an essay on the benefits of living a debt free lifestyle and got an A... I almost cried

[R8RFAN]

Thanks for the advice, this is new territory for me....

Gone to the Sports Bar

[Spicy McHaggis]

Actually he sounds like he's got his shit together. 2 Jobs/college/volunteers

Considering how little of my shit I had together at his age, I vote for letting him stay around.

[Marcellus]

"If you are not a liberal at 20 you have no heart. If you are not a conservative at 40 you have no brain." - Winston Churchill

[bevischief]

Ask your daughter what she sees in him? The age difference in most states is rape just saying. Seriously just keep a open mind maybe it is just a phase.

[KCBOSS1]

Sounds like a responsible young man all things considered. Him being liberal should not scare you off.

wrong

[Chiefspants]

For the amount of pretentious and classless individuals in my age group, you should consider this to be a good find.

/Not your daughter's bf.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs
He speaks like 4 languages
He is a year and a half older
He has been on Missions in Honduras
He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college...


Should I kill him or let him live...


P.S. He does not like AK-47's

Obvious troll is obvious.

[Captain Obvious]

Stupid thread is stupid.

[Saul Good]

Dane is jealous.

[pr_capone]

Dane is jealous.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

[Buehler445]

I cannot have a daughter. There is too much jail time for 1st degree murder.

[rockymtnchief]

Is he going back to play for the Jets or does he think Jacksonville wants him?

[houstonwhodat]

Ask him if he believes in gay marriage

If he says yes he's gotta go.

[hometeam]

Kill it before it breeds.

[lewdog]

Ask him if he believes in gay marriage

If he says yes he's gotta go.

Take it to the DC faggot.

[LiveSteam]

He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs
He speaks like 4 languages
He is a year and a half older
He has been on Missions in Honduras
He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college...


Should I kill him or let him live...


P.S. He does not like AK-47's

You should do everything in your power to de-program this kid

[DaFace]

Obvious troll is obvious.

Well, there's that.

[houstonwhodat]

Ask him if he eats quiche.

[Sfeihc]

Could be worse. The kid could be a Faiders fan who endlessly trolls a chiefs board.

P.S.-Obama hasn't taken your guns away yet? Shouldn't be too much longer.

[GloryDayz]

Whatever... If she's happy, so too should you be.

[stonedstooge]

Ask him if he believes Manti T'eo

[Titty Meat]

Does he have good credit?

[CrazyPhuD]

Wait your daughter has a new boyfriend or a new girlfriend?

I keed but seriously probably the fastest way to push them together is to strongly disapprove of him. She's young but still old enough to start to choose for herself. She'll make mistakes...she'll learn. At this point all you can do is trust you raised her right and she'll make more good choices than bad.

[EagleRob]

R8ers its likely that he has some qualities that remind her of you. I'll guess its not the 110 lb feminine stuff. At dinner try to ascertain what those qualities are (positive or negative). But at 16 I think most kids are finding their way. I dated all kinds at that age. Different personalities, different ethnicities, exotic girls from other high schools... It's not until later that most find out what they want and the ones that find high school sweethearts and get married / and or have kids early either get very lucky or were looking for someone to cling onto to make up for an absent (physically or emotionally) father. Sounds like you are invested enough that its not the latter. Call it experimentation and give the Liberal a chance. We're not all bad.

[houstonwhodat]

See if he knows how to BBQ.

[TribalElder]

It could be worse

he could be rocking this sticker on his back window

http://i.imgur.com/JhqIMbD.jpg
Team Get Some!

[Bowser]

Just try not to think about her giving lap dances at the frat house in three years. By then you'll be begging for this kid to be back.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Is he Arabian? Check that shit out.

[Tribal Warfare]

He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs
He speaks like 4 languages
He is a year and a half older
He has been on Missions in Honduras
He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college...


Should I kill him or let him live...


P.S. He does not like AK-47's

Sounds like a terrorist to me, my advice is to terminate him or call homeland security,

[Fritz88]

Play this to him and see what he does

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Eo-KmOd3i7s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[BWillie]

Lucky u....ur daughter is dating a smaller version of manti teo....shes never gonna get did. Be happy

[Cannibal]

I really don't think R8ers has anything to worry about. As soon as the boyfriend finds out what a shithead R8ers is, he'll dump the daughter all on his own. Will probably happen pretty quickly.

[GloryDayz]

Is he Arabian? Check that shit out.

Are you worried how he runs or something?

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS9txaOLZAwl1pectUSAd_CGNThtUbpG61PL_HGroVunBZ0f6gQZQ

[houstonwhodat]

See if he would vote for Obama.

[CoMoChief]

Sounds like he's a good person, he's just not informed...which is why he's a liberal.

[Demonpenz]

I was soft as hell when I was 16. The game got my shit tight when I was about 29. Now I just scare busters.

[Phobia]

Have you picked a good burial plot yet?

[Dave Lane]

God damn you're a ****in annoying douche bag.

This this just now came to you ROFL

[listopencil]

Kill him just to be sure.

[Dave Lane]

Kill him just to be sure.

I'm not sure sarcasm is the best way to go with someone as obviously intellectually limited as R8ers. He might think you are serious.

[notorious]

Shove the AK in his box.

[Rain Man]

What languages? That's a big factor.

If they include French or Italian or Mandarin, you need to move him on.

If they include Russian or Japanese or Navajo, he's a keeper.

[Cannibal]

This this just now came to you ROFL

I've known for quite some time. :)

[SPchief]

I'm not sure sarcasm is the best way to go with someone as obviously intellectually limited as R8ers. He might think you are serious.

If he actually does it, it's a win all the way around. Well except for the dead guy.

[Hammock Parties]

If they include Russian or Japanese or Navajo, he's a keeper.

If the boy speaks Navajo I'm sure she's really, really in love with him.

And so are the other girls.

[notorious]

He is kinda Liberal



He will grow out of that eventually.

[nychief]

He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs
He speaks like 4 languages
He is a year and a half older
He has been on Missions in Honduras
He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college...


Should I kill him or let him live...


P.S. He does not like AK-47's



He sounds awesome. AK's are for guys with tiny dicks.

[Cannibal]

He sounds awesome. AK's are for guys with tiny dicks.

LMAO

[PornChief]

real men use a FAL, maybe he prefers them to AK's?

[Wumbology]

So is your daughter a super genius that started college 2 years early? If not you've got one of two situations on your hands:

1) He is a douche bag and none of the college girls like him so he's goin after your daughter.

2) He's super religious and isn't into the partying and shit that comes with college and will therefore never put his wang near your daughter. And he is still a douche.

Here are some alternates

A) Your daughter is super hot and he's tryna get dat ass while its fresh!

B) He's gay.

[Rain Man]

If the boy speaks Navajo I'm sure she's really, really in love with him.

And so are the other girls.


If you can speak Navajo, you can convince anyone outside Arizona that you're an alien. I really, really, really wish I could speak Navajo.

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

What's his 40 time?

It shouldn't be hard to find out. You're the father here.

[CrazyPhuD]

real men use a FAL, maybe he prefers them to AK's?

Screw that FAL are still for men with short dicks. Real mean use m1918 BARs(M2s are also a substitute just not that portable).

[KChiefer]

poor bastard.

[Frazod]

Oh you should definitely let him stay LMAO

http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/all_in_family_11_archie_meathead.jpg

[EagleRob]

Oh you should definitely let him stay LMAO

http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/all_in_family_11_archie_meathead.jpg

Very nicely done.

[lewdog]

Welp, North Carolina basketball still sucks this year. So there is that.

[loochy]

When I saw this thread title I thought to myself "please let him be black, please let him be black."

[Chiefshrink]

Tell your daughter's BF these 2 things:

1. Whatever you do to my daughter I will do to you

BECAUSE

2. I have no problem going back to prison.:D

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

Tell your daughter's BF these 2 things:

1. Whatever you do to my daughter I will do to you

BECAUSE

2. I have no problem going back to prison.:D

What about those that swing both ways, AC/DC?

What if he wants that?

[Psyko Tek]

He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs
He speaks like 4 languages
He is a year and a half older
He has been on Missions in Honduras
He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college...


Should I kill him or let him live...


P.S. He does not like AK-47's

don't worry she is just covering for her lesbianism

[Chiefshrink]

Tell your daughter's BF these 2 things:

1. Whatever you do to my daughter I will do to you

BECAUSE

2. I have no problem going back to prison.:D

Well then R8ers will definitely have a very definite opinion on what to do and won't need our opinions anymore now will he ?:thumb:

[Chiefshrink]

This kid sounds like he might be Manti's little brother or lover. Who knows ???

Not trying to make you anxious R8ers;)

[crazycoffey]

I don't know what to tell you then. I don't see anything on your list that would be remotely concerning. I mean, I'm not a fan of the religious types personally, but it's often an indicator of good character when he's doing stuff to help people.

As for the age thing, whatever. All kids are idiots until they're about 25, so I don't know that it matters.

I thought he was just concerned of anyone dating his daughter....

[Thig Lyfe]

my penis is an actual gun, can I date your daughter???

[R8RFAN]

Oh you should definitely let him stay LMAO

http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/all_in_family_11_archie_meathead.jpg


Well you nailed there ya Dick ROFL

[Three7s]

What languages? That's a big factor.

If they include French or Italian or Mandarin, you need to move him on.

If they include Russian or Japanese or Navajo, he's a keeper.
Arigato

[aturnis]

Sounds like she's in better hands now.

[ThaVirus]

As for the age thing, whatever. All kids are idiots until they're about 25, so I don't know that it matters.

Hey... Fuck you!

[bevischief]

So what did he order last night?

[Chieftain58]

Bitch slap him and check his reaction.. if he goes for his phone he's calling 911 and you'll have to do him in. If he puts up his dukes he's fine. :-)

[lewdog]

So what did he order last night?

Yea this is a telling feature. If he asks about the vegetarian menu at a sports bar, ship this kid out!

[R8RFAN]

So what did he order last night?


We went to a little sports bar redneck hole in the wall I have never been to last night to celebrate a friends birthday and watch Carolina get their ass kicked again .. But they got a table and ordered a little pizza and shared it...


Here is the funny shit

The clown in the video below was actually at this sports bar singing for beers , he was on X factor
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4CszWZ_4zds" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


Now here is the video I took of him last night singing Happy Birthday to the girl.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0g748SRri2c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


It was bad:spock:

[Frazod]

Well you nailed there ya Dick ROFL

:evil:

[Skyy God]

When I saw this thread title I thought to myself "please let him be black, please let him be black."

Nah, she's gonna save that rebellious stuff for college.

[houstonwhodat]

See if he believes in bounties.

[mlyonsd]

Without digging thru the thread is he a raider fan?

[Pablo]

Sounds like your daughter was seeking out the exact opposite of you. I'd say he's probably an alright guy then.

[cabletech94]

Without digging thru the thread is he a raider fan?

i never saw this, but my money says that he doesn't "like" teh football.

[Bambi]

Very few young people "like" AK-47's. Gun nuts are a dying breed. Thank God.

[Strongside]

Sounds like he will potentially make good money later in life. Your nursing home may not be so bad if she goes that route.

[R8RFAN]

Sounds like he will potentially make good money later in life. Your nursing home may not be so bad if she goes that route.

He is shooting for being an internet Lawyer...

The kid has alot of book smarts and he does not paw on my Daughter around me....

I told him yesterday flat out...
I said I kinda like you kid, but my Daughter has never been off with anyone alone and it's going to take me a while to trust you enough for that to happen.. He said yes sir and said he understood...

It's hard to hate the little bastardLMAO

[TEX]

He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs
He speaks like 4 languages
He is a year and a half older
He has been on Missions in Honduras
He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college...


Should I kill him or let him live...


P.S. He does not like AK-47's

Sounds gay, (Not that there is anything wrong witht that before I offend someone) you have nothing to worry about.

[R8RFAN]

Sounds gay, (Not that there is anything wrong witht that before I offend someone) you have nothing to worry about.

If you look at him, that would be the first thing you would say... He is gay

[Rambozo]

My brother's nephew from his wifes side, like my daughter... it could be worse.

How fucked up is that? It's not wrong but, it's not right...

[TEX]

If you look at him, that would be the first thing you would say... He is gay

Yeah, that's exactly where I was going with it. Not making fun of his possible "gayness" at all. He might have a very good understanding of your daughter because he can relate to her on some other level, so she's likely is in very good hands.

[R8RFAN]

My brother's nephew from his wifes side, like my daughter... it could be worse.

How ****ed up is that? It's not wrong but, it's not right...

From his wifes side? Dude that tree has forked many times, it's not like they are 1st cousins

[TEX]

My brother's nephew from his wifes side, like my daughter... it could be worse.

How ****ed up is that? It's not wrong but, it's not right...


:clap:

[R8RFAN]

Yeah, that's exactly where I was going with it. Not making fun of his possible gayness at all. He might have a very good understanding of your daughter because he can relate to her on some other level, so she's likely is in very good hands.

I don't think he is gay I just think he is a little on the feminine side like alot of teenage boys are now...

The kid gives a good solid firm handshake like a man.

Plus I have a nephew who is gay and it's easy to see the differences between them.

Speaking of the gay nephew, this dude lives in an off campus apartment with 3 or 4 girls from his college... Hot Girls... They love him to death too.

[Mr. Wizard]

As a teacher for 24+ years I am sorry the people on here think talking that way about a 16 year old girl is funny or acceptable. As a parent I know your problem well. It is flat scary as a father in todays world thinking about daughters in the dating scene.

Here is my two cents-
- If he treats her with respect then he is a keeper
- Dont trust the internet or social media when your kids are concerned, our kids know we check any time any where. You would not believe how sexually advanced middle school and high school have become.

Good luck !

[R8RFAN]

As a teacher for 24+ years I am sorry the people on here think talking that way about a 16 year old girl is funny or acceptable. As a parent I know your problem well. It is flat scary as a father in todays world thinking about daughters in the dating scene.

Here is my two cents-
- If he treats her with respect then he is a keeper
- Dont trust the internet or social media when your kids are concerned, our kids know we check any time any where. You would not believe how sexually advanced middle school and high school have become.

Good luck !

Thank You Mr. Wizard... I knew a few comments would not be acceptable when I posted it... This forum loves shock value.

[bevischief]

I don't think he is gay I just think he is a little on the feminine side like alot of teenage boys are now...

The kid gives a good solid firm handshake like a man.

Plus I have a nephew who is gay and it's easy to see the differences between them.

Speaking of the gay nephew, this dude lives in an off campus apartment with 3 or 4 girls from his college... Hot Girls... They love him to death too.

Are you sure about that? He is either a player or gay. Or maybe a pimp. Just saying if I had a daughter I would have some thinking to do about this and a few questions to her. Not trolling. Just asking questions to make sure this best for her.

[R8RFAN]

Are you sure about that? He is either a player or gay. Or maybe a pimp. Just saying if I had a daughter I would have some thinking to do about this and a few questions to her. Not trolling. Just asking questions to make sure this best for her.


Oh you can bet your ass me and the wife are grilling her... She is VERY open and honest with her mother, more so in my mind than alot of teens...

[bevischief]

Oh you can bet your ass me and the wife are grilling her... She is VERY open and honest with her mother, more so in my mind than alot of teens...

That's good. Just looking out for her. I know how I was at that age. Just saying. Just glad I have no kids in this day in age.

[lewdog]

She is VERY open and honest with her mother, more so in my mind than alot of teens...

I was pretty open and honest with my parents in high school and I am sure they thought I was too. I also was smoking pot a bit and hiding some of it in my alarm clock where the battery went. ROFL.

I didn't tell them that and being a straight A student I am sure they didn't expect anything like that. Was a great day when they found out though!

[R8RFAN]

I was pretty open and honest with my parents in high school and I am sure they thought I was too. I also was smoking pot a bit and hiding some of it in my alarm clock where the battery went. ROFL.

I didn't tell them that and being a straight A student I am sure they didn't expect anything like that. Was a great day when they found out though!


I smoked pot as a kid, I think it's harder to hide pot smoking when your parents smoked..

[Spicy McHaggis]

What does he think about Joeckel number one overall?

[R8RFAN]

What does he think about Joeckel number one overall?

He thinks he would be the safest pick for the Chiefs :thumb:

[Spicy McHaggis]

Antifreeze

[mlyonsd]

i never saw this, but my money says that he doesn't "like" teh football.I'm trying to find out if R8ers is intimidated just because the kid is more intelligent.

[R8RFAN]

I'm trying to find out if R8ers is intimidated just because the kid is more intelligent.

Everyone is ignorant on different subjects.

[lewdog]

I smoked pot as a kid, I think it's harder to hide pot smoking when your parents smoked..

Oh my parents did too and they never would have found out if someone at school didn't rat me out to my mom a few years later during the end of my junior year!

[lewdog]

Everyone is ignorant on different subjects.

Carson Palmer being yours?

[cabletech94]

I'm trying to find out if R8ers is intimidated just because the kid is more intelligent.

mylon, thank you. i was beginning to think i might be on universal ignore. don't worry, i won't make a stink of it.

ima just gonna go kick rocks now. :rolleyes:

[bevischief]

He thinks he would be the safest pick for the Chiefs :thumb:

He likes football? What is his team?

[mlyonsd]

Everyone is ignorant on different subjects.
:LOL:

[Skyy God]

16 is legal in NC, ftr.

[Cmd'r&Chief]

He is kinda Liberal religious meaning he has a GD TATTOO .... that right there pisses me off... OK I said it... I don't like Tattoos

Were you raised in the 50's?

[R8RFAN]

He likes football? What is his team?

No silly, I was kidding.. LMAO I am pretty sure he has no idea what a football is... Dude is a bookworm man...

[scho63]

He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs
He speaks like 4 languages
He is a year and a half older
He has been on Missions in Honduras
He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college...


Should I kill him or let him live...


P.S. He does not like AK-47's

He sounds further left than Nancy Pelosi......good luck with that! :thumb:

[bevischief]

No silly, I was kidding.. LMAO I am pretty sure he has no idea what a football is... Dude is a bookworm man...

I be having a talk with your daughter and hope that this is just a phase.

[R8RFAN]

I be having a talk with your daughter and hope that this is just a phase.

ROFLROFL

[|Zach|]

He probably senses you are all bark with absolutely no bite.

[R8RFAN]

He probably senses you are all bark with absolutely no bite.

Pull this dogs tail and find out fatass

[|Zach|]

Pull this dogs tail and find out fatass

ZzzzzZZZzzz

Your cute Foghorn Leghorn sayings scare nobody.

[Brock]

Pull this dogs tail and find out fatass

Aren't you a fatass too?

[R8RFAN]

Aren't you a fatass too?

Not me, why? You Zachs bitch or something?

[Brock]

Not me, why? You Zachs bitch or something?

I could have sworn I read something about you admitting you were pudgy. Most truck drivers are. If not, never mind.

[R8RFAN]

I could have sworn I read something about you admitting you were pudgy. Most truck drivers are. If not, never mind.

By the medical chart I am considered overweight but who isn't?

[Coach]

Well you'd have to ask yourself this...

Do you want your daughter to date, apparently, a well rounded individual, who most likely will not get into trouble against the law,

or,

Have her date a coked out meth head, who can't support himself, can't have a stable job, has no future, etc, and has a rap sheet of a mile long?

[R8RFAN]

Well you'd have to ask yourself this...

Do you want your daughter to date, apparently, a well rounded individual, who most likely will not get into trouble against the law,

or,

Have her date a coked out meth head, who can't support himself, can't have a stable job, has no future, etc, and has a rap sheet of a mile long?

After being around him a little while he is a real good kid seriously.... Hell he was in there washing the dishes with my daughter after dinner. As I said, he is a little girly but I don't care as long as he treats my daughter good.

[|Zach|]

as long as he treats my daughter good.

I bet he does.

[Brock]

After being around him a little while he is a real good kid seriously.... Hell he was in there washing the dishes with my daughter after dinner. As I said, he is a little girly but I don't care as long as he treats my daughter good.

Of course he treats her good. He's trying to get in her pants.

[Coach]

After being around him a little while he is a real good kid seriously.... Hell he was in there washing the dishes with my daughter after dinner. As I said, he is a little girly but I don't care as long as he treats my daughter good.

I don't have any kids, but I do coach a middle school and high school kids, so I'm just going off by my own experience.

Some guys may not be like what you'd hope for (in your case, being a little girly) but ultimately, it all comes down to as what he is, in general. As you mentioned, as long he treats your daughter good, and she is very happy being with him, I think that's the important thing.

You can also teach him the finer points of not being too girly and being a man, you know? :shrug:

[R8RFAN]

Of course he treats her good. He's trying to get in her pants.

Well he is human.

Lots of guys treat girls like shit and still get in their pants

[bevischief]

We have an idea who you are but what is your daughter like? I mean is she a cheerleader, nerd, top of the class, jock, popular...etc. Just be general just trying to figure out what is going on. Like I have said before not trying to start anything.

[R8RFAN]

We have an idea who you are but what is your daughter like? I mean is she a cheerleader, nerd, top of the class, jock, popular...etc. Just be general just trying to figure out what is going on. Like I have said before not trying to start anything.

She is a laid back, quiet, sorta shy, modest all american girl next door kinda girl... She was a cheerleader when she was younger but really didn't like it alot.

She has never wanted to dress trashy.. She just wears her skinny jeans and tshirts... Basically your normal 16 year old kid

[R8RFAN]

She is popular and has many friends and does not get caught up in drama... The kid acts like a older girl because she didn't grow up around kids as she has no brothers or sisters... She is a small girl like 105 lbs and all of her little boyfriends have been small guys... 120 lbs or less

[bevischief]

Do they have any shared interests? Music, art, whatever...

[R8RFAN]

Do they have any shared interests? Music, art, whatever...

She says she likes him because he is smart, mature and respectful. The kid has a disabled father and a sick mother and he respects them. She says he shows respect to her mom and dad (us).

As I said, she is not the typical 16 year old, she is wise for her years and never gets caught up in the drama with other girls. We are very proud of her.

[crispystl]

Do they have any shared interests? Music, art, whatever...

Bondage, role playing etc. etc.

[MikeMaslowski]

Uh, simple...he's 18, she's too young, taste test his cock. Or, get off it and let nature take its course!

[tmw4h5]

Requirements to date my daughter:

If you don't understand "trickle down", get off my lawn.
Any man that weighs less than 235 is a pussy.
One language: 'Merican.
God determines who is smart and who is poor.
If you don't think civilians should have weapons designed for the theatre of war, you're an idiot and a liberal.

[pr_capone]

Requirements to date my daughter:

If you don't understand "trickle down", get off my lawn.
Any man that weighs less than 235 is a pussy.
One language: 'Merican.
God determines who is smart and who is poor.
If you don't think civilians should have weapons designed for the theatre of war, you're an idiot and a liberal.

I could date your daughter but I would be thinking the entire time about what a dickwad her father is so I probably wouldn't. Unless she is amazing at giving head (assuming she is 18+).

[MOhillbilly]

Requirements to date my daughter:

If you don't understand "trickle down", get off my lawn.
Any man that weighs less than 235 is a pussy.
One language: 'Merican.
God determines who is smart and who is poor.
If you don't think civilians should have weapons designed for the theatre of war, you're an idiot and a liberal.

Yee Yee!

[tmw4h5]

I could date your daughter but I would be thinking the entire time about what a dickwad her father is so I probably wouldn't. Unless she is amazing at giving head (assuming she is 18+).

I'm only 25. If I have an 18 year old daughter, I am proud of myself.
Also,
wat?

[ThaVirus]

Any man that weighs less than 235 is a pussy.


Unless you're 6'4", chances are you're a fat fuck..

[AussieChiefsFan]

Unless you're 6'4", chances are you're a fat fuck..^

[SDChiefs]

At least hes not a raiders fan. It could be worse.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Does he have a Palmer fathead?

[Dave Lane]

I could have sworn I read something about you admitting you were pudgy. Most truck drivers are. If not, never mind.

He's so fat a fall of 3 feet (to the edge of a bathtub) broke a rib. That's pretty fucking fat.

[J Diddy]

Requirements to date my daughter:

If you don't understand "trickle down", get off my lawn.
Any man that weighs less than 235 is a pussy.
One language: 'Merican.
God determines who is smart and who is poor.
If you don't think civilians should have weapons designed for the theatre of war, you're an idiot and a liberal.

I don't think I would want to date your daughter because I wouldn't want to do anything that could conceivably pass along your genes. However, let me address your requirements.

Trickle down is what I do on your lawn, car and bushes.
Chuck Norris weighs 154.
You can't even spell it, let alone require it.
LMAO, if God determines who is smart and who is poor, God must hate your ass.
I previously thought civilians shouldn't have weapons of war but I now amend my belief to state your neighbors should have them. If they can take you out before any more damage is done, they deserve the Medal of Freedom.

[tmw4h5]

I poured sarcasm over the entire post, but apparently the flavor wasn't strong enough.

[tmw4h5]

Also, I love you guys.

[Skyy God]

He's so fat a fall of 3 feet (to the edge of a bathtub) broke a rib. That's pretty ****ing fat.

If that's the case, then the apple doesn't usually fall too far from the tree (or bathtub). Many, many guys would be good enough for your daughter. ;)