‘Weird Smell’ Saves Man from Poison Embedded in Wife’s 'Giner

[Skyy God]

Sounds like a healthy relationship....

A man from the Brazilian city of São José do Rio Preto has accused his wife of trying to kill him by stuffing a poisonous substance into her vagina, and then asking him to perform oral sex on her.

The unidentified 43-year-old told police he was luckily deterred at the last minute by a "strong toxic smell" emanating from his spouse's private parts.

The man rushed to the hospital to have his stomach pumped, but doctors were unable to find any toxic substances in his system.

According to Argentina's La Razón, the woman later confessed to the crime and was found to have enough poison inside of her to kill both her husband and herself.

The wife reportedly requested a divorce from her husband prior to the incident in question.

http://gawker.com/5979655/weird-smell-saves-man-from-poison-embedded-in-wifes-private-parts

[houstonwhodat]

Toxic pussy.

[ModSocks]

Damn. First Aids and now poison?

Vaginas just aren't safe anymore.

[Phobia]

Close enough to Florida to count.

[Rasputin]

Close enough to Florida to count.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h206/smoore182/GIFS/a2Zxu.gif

[ThaVirus]

Close enough to Florida to count.

LMAO fuck you.

[tooge]

heh, and I find out my wife's just been trying to save me all along

[Easy 6]

At yeast the smell gave it away.

[Sorter]

Rsssss, meninas brasileiras.

[MeatRock]

He cunt smell anything. I don't believe it.

[Fish]

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/9205/3rdi3f.jpg

[GloryDayz]

Had he just fucked her, then what?

[Rain Man]

She should have worn a disguise.

[Strongside]

Bitch yo' poon be smellin' like the first 48!

[okoye35chiefs]

The wife reportedly requested a divorce from her husband prior to the incident in question.

then you can eat me....

[Dave Lane]

She should have worn a disguise.

Yeah like a red haired merkin or something.

[Sorter]

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/9205/3rdi3f.jpg

Mexican is not brasilian.

[okoye35chiefs]

Mexican is not brasilian.

now you really confused a bunch of people...

ROFL

[Sorter]

now you really confused a bunch of people...

ROFL

LMAOLMAO

[okoye35chiefs]

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see the difference!

[KCUnited]

Why you eating my ass?

Because your pussy tastes like arsenic.

[QuikSsurfer]

Cunning

[CaliforniaChief]

Because putting the poison in the drink wasn't fun enough?

LMAO

[FlaChief58]

We need more VAG control!!!

[tony77]

wtf lol

[CaliforniaChief]

She completely muffed that homicide.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I hate Big Vag.

[WV]

heh, and I find out my wife's just been trying to save me all along

I see what she isn't letting you do there....:)

[munkey]

Why you eating my ass?

Because your pussy tastes like arsenic.

ROFL

[crazycoffey]

I didn't know phobia was Brazilian...

[crazycoffey]

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see the difference!

But can you taste the difference?

[Thig Lyfe]

yo that's some bond villain shit

[TinyEvel]

This doesn't add up. The vagina is a mucus membrane, any substance would be absorbed through the skin and she would have been sick/died or at least been irritated beyond belief. No?

[Bump]

you would think stuffing poison down your snatch would poison her.

[Mr. Laz]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h206/smoore182/GIFS/a2Zxu.gif
:clap:

[Setsuna]

WTF? She'd have to have poisoned herself in order to poison him. That's just retarded as heck.

[BlackHelicopters]

What was the poison?

[Skyy God]

What was the poison?

Your mom's vaginal secretions....

[Thig Lyfe]

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[Skyy God]

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That took a while.

[TimeForWasp]

Yeah, What's your poison , bitch?

[Rain Man]

What was the poison?

It was a middle eastern poison called camel ptomaine.

[notorious]

What's next?


"I guess you just put your dick in and it explode."

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.5063651333178482&pid=15.1

[TimeForWasp]

His life was almost snatched away.

[Saul Good]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_n-iWU0Uyxbs/TA9Sky-X0rI/AAAAAAAAADA/ihP-3x_cExI/S660/flyer_girls_part_time_jobs_for_africa_world_cup_2010.jpg
see the difference!

I would eat arsenic out of their vaginas.

[DeezNutz]

Cunt hair away from death.

[Lumpy]

Ooh that smell, can't you smell that smell?
Ooh that smell, the smell of poison-filled cooter surrounds you,

yeahhhhhhhh

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[big nasty kcnut]

Which beg the question is her snatch going to be declared a toxic waste dump.

[Tombstone RJ]

lol at the old poison gina routine... I guess he smelled that old trick out a mile away...

[okoye35chiefs]

have enough poison inside of her to kill both her husband and herself.

when trying to poison your husband you should try to stay alive yourself...

[bevischief]

now you really confused a bunch of people...

ROFL

ROFL

[bevischief]

Mr Clean, Mr Clean.