ASSUMPTION: Chiefs make Superbowl in your lifetime, What's on the menu

[Renegade]

So the other thread made me start thinking. What will be on your menu IF the Chiefs actually make it to the Big Game in your lifetime? Some normal things on the menu for this Superbowl, but I know CPer's will have one hell of bash

[Hammock Parties]

There better be a damn CP bash, and Phil better cater the MFer.

[FlaChief58]

Since hell will have frozen over, snow cones

[Ceej]

Hookers on a platter.

[DeezNutz]

High-quality Scotch.

[PaulAllen]

I'll be at Dorsia, 8 o'clock rez

[Frazod]

Hospital food, since I will have probably had a massive heart attack after they won the AFC Championship Game. Assuming I didn't fucking die.

[milkman]

Whatever the rest home is serving.

[DeezNutz]

Whatever the rest home is serving.

Flop will bring something over and serve you Driving Miss Daisy style. It will be pretty Te'o, NTTAWWT.

[Canofbier]

Space beef and cyber ham, slow-cooked by the power of harnessed planetary radiation.

[Thig Lyfe]

Matt Cassel's heart. RAW.

[Nzoner]

There better be a damn CP bash, and Phil better cater the MFer.

Well it won't be at Nzoner's because Nzoner's ass will be at the game.....














even if it's in a wheeelchair.

[chiefscafan]

I won't have a menu cause I'll be ordering at the game because if they make it I'm going to the game.

[Hammock Parties]

Well it won't be at Nzoner's because Nzoner's ass will be at the game.....

even if it's in a wheeelchair.

FINE! I'LL HOST IT MYSELF!

MOOOOOM

[J Diddy]

Well it won't be at Nzoner's because Nzoner's ass will be at the game.....

even if it's in a wheeelchair.

:thumb:

Just thinking of the cost of tickets for the nursing home staff makes me shudder.

[007]

Somehow, I will be at that game.

[Hammock Parties]

I'd rather save the money and get a primo seat at Arrowhead for the AFCC.

SB I'd rather watch on TV.

[J Diddy]

FINE! I'LL HOST IT MYSELF!

MOOOOOM

Well we know you'll have sausage on the menu.

[Direckshun]

Astronaut food, because that's probably where we'll all be when it happens.

[CaliforniaChief]

Hospital food, since I will have probably had a massive heart attack after they won the AFC Championship Game. Assuming I didn't fucking die.

Whatever the rest home is serving.

LMAO

Pretty much this.

Much meat would be consumed, that's for sure.

[PRIEST]

Whatever the rest home is serving.




This


Come on mash taters :doh!:

[Easy 6]

Tears of joy smothered in splooge gravy.

For dessert, something is getting ****ed... girlfriend, pillow, hole in the wall, a warm ham with a hole carved into it, not sure yet, but rest assured... something.

[BlackHelicopters]

Vodka and nakedness. Will these things still be available in the year 2096?

[Hammock Parties]

Well we know you'll have sausage on the menu.

LOLOLOLOL GOCHIEFS IS GAY LOLOLOL ALWAYS FUNNY FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS

[Dayze]

Applesauce most likely. And my meds so I don't shit my pants

[Red Dawg]

Beer and pussy!

[mlyonsd]

Whatever they ate on the movie Armageddon.

[J Diddy]

LOLOLOLOL GOCHIEFS IS GAY LOLOLOL ALWAYS FUNNY FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS

A lot longer than that. There is a reason a classic is a classic.

[J Diddy]

Beer and pussy!

Beware of odd smelling pussy or beer. Hear some bitches been poisoning them.

[crispystl]

Well it won't be at Nzoner's because Nzoner's ass will be at the game.....

even if it's in a wheeelchair.

This. Whatever cheap ass nachos the stadium serves. After paying for the ticket and beer I'm gonna need to go cheap!

[EagleRob]

When the Eagles were making their deep playoff runs about ten years ago (sigh) I used to host NFC Championship Game parties as a prelude to the Super Bowl party I never hosted nor wanted to attend after the loss. I always pictured myself putting out a Philly spread for my guests since I don't live in Philly with Italian hoagies, cheesesteaks, soft pretzels, TastyKakes, Etc. When we actually made the Super Bowl I was so scorned from previous playoff losses that I did the same but was too anxious to put much effort into it. I watched the game at home with a few Eagles loyalists and the Cowboys fan I married waiting for the inevitable McNabb failure we all knew was coming. As he slogged the offense down the field burning clock and heaving all over the turf down by ten people started to file out dejected. I watched until the final gun, disappointed by the loss but happy that I wouldn't have to endure "next week's games". The end of the run had arrived win or lose. The food was comfort at that point. Go with local favorites - you know to make them best and in the event of a loss it will make you feel a little better.

[MahiMike]

I'll either be too nervous or have no teeth by then.

[Strongside]

I'd be eating whatever was being served in the stadium, cuz this dude's going.

[Hammock Parties]

It amazes me how many people want to go to the SB.

Seems so impersonal as it relates to your team.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Tears of joy smothered in splooge gravy.

For dessert, something is getting ****ed... girlfriend, pillow, hole in the wall, a warm ham with a hole carved into it, not sure yet, but rest assured... something.

The pocket pussy farts will keep the nieghbors up all night. WOOT!

[big nasty kcnut]

Fried chicken beer and ice cream.

[Easy 6]

It amazes me how many people want to go to the SB.

Seems so impersonal as it relates to your team.

There is a good bit of truth in your earlier post that the AFC championship game would be the one to go to, and watch the big game in comfort at home.

Just getting into the nosebleeds at the SB costs a small fortune, not to mention all of the smaller headaches of navigating that mess... unless i won some kind of box view treatment, staying home would be the way i'd go.

[KurtCobain]

I want to watch them in person win the game. Why not?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

When the Eagles were making their deep playoff runs about ten years ago (sigh) I used to host NFC Championship Game parties as a prelude to the Super Bowl party I never hosted nor wanted to attend after the loss. I always pictured myself putting out a Philly spread for my guests since I don't live in Philly with Italian hoagies, cheesesteaks, soft pretzels, TastyKakes, Etc. When we actually made the Super Bowl I was so scorned from previous playoff losses that I did the same but was too anxious to put much effort into it. I watched the game at home with a few Eagles loyalists and the Cowboys fan I married waiting for the inevitable McNabb failure we all knew was coming. As he slogged the offense down the field burning clock and heaving all over the turf down by ten people started to file out dejected. I watched until the final gun, disappointed by the loss but happy that I wouldn't have to endure "next week's games". The end of the run had arrived win or lose. The food was comfort at that point. Go with local favorites - you know to make them best and in the event of a loss it will make you feel a little better.

Would every guest receive a complementary pack of D-cells to throw at players and laser pointers to shine in their eyes?

[DTHOF]

Whatever they have at the stadium cause I am going

[wazu]

I want to watch them in person win the game. Why not?

I just know there are a lot of people I'd want to watch it with who would mostly be back in KC. With the money we save on an SB ticket we could throw a no expenses spared party and have limos lined up to take us all to PnL after the win.

[TimeForWasp]

Dried potato skins and birch bark shoes with salt I got from the geologists.

[In58men]

I'm 26 years old.


What kind of food can you eat through a feeding tube? I'd say apple sauce with a pinch of cinnamon.

[Dartgod]

Soylent Green.

[EagleRob]

Would every guest receive a complementary pack of D-cells to throw at players and laser pointers to shine in their eyes?

That's fair. That's fair. ROFL.

[RJ]

Already lived it. My guess is we had salmon patties or meatloaf, cause it seemed like we had both of them 10 times a week.

If it happened again? Ribs, baby.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Strippers and cocaine

[AussieChiefsFan]

Not much sleep.

[cdcox]

Somehow, I will be at that game.

You know they don't give any coupons for discounts on tickets to the SB.

[Omaha]

Matt Cassel's heart. RAW.

But then who would start at QB?

[In58men]

But then who would start at QB?

JaRuss wants to make a comeback.

[007]

You know they don't give any coupons for discounts on tickets to the SB.

Yep. I know that. :D

[Nzoner]

Soylent Green.

Nice response :D

[BigChiefFan]

Strippers and cocaine

Friggin' hilarious. I can't stop laughing.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

If the Chiefs ever make it to the Super Bowl again in my lifetime I'm watching it alone. I'll sit in front on the tv with the volume up so I can clearly hear every word. If they win I'll need beer to celebrate. If they lose I'll need beer to ease the pain.

[007]

If the Chiefs ever make it to the Super Bowl again in my lifetime I'm watching it alone. I'll sit in front on the tv with the volume up so I can clearly hear every word. If they win I'll need beer to celebrate. If they lose I'll need beer to ease the pain.

how boring

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

how boring

Entertaining was my main goal. Dang it.

[007]

Entertaining was my main goal. Dang it.

you really need to work on what is entertaining then. LMAO

[KCUnited]

Pulled cock with a Neosporin rub.

[CoMoChief]

Dunno....I'll be at the game.

[RyFo18]

Is this some kind of trick question?

[bevischief]

Liquid, beer or thru a feeding tube.

[007]

Liquid, beer or thru a feeding tube.

What? No midgets?

[bevischief]

What? No midgets?

They will be severing me or be my nurses.

[007]

They will be severing me or be my nurses.

might be too tall for wiping though.

[Ace Gunner]

"Chiefs make Superbowl in your lifetime, What's on the menu"

whatever they are serving at the game :D

[okoye35chiefs]

you just jinxed it..

[DMAC]

Happiness Pie

[Renegade]

you just jinxed it..

Jinxed what? We can't even get a playoff win

[loochy]

nothing.

ill be too excited and nervous to eat or drink anything

[ChiTown]

So the other thread made me start thinking. What will be on your menu IF the Chiefs actually make it to the Big Game in your lifetime? Some normal things on the menu for this Superbowl, but I know CPer's will have one hell of bash

For SB I, I was probably still sucking on a breast. For SB IV, I know we had friends and Family over as we enjoyed the game in Black and White. I believe we had Guy's Potato Chips and Ice Cold Shasta.

[DTLB58]

nothing.

ill be too excited and nervous to eat or drink anything

This.

[Dayze]

hookers and blow.

[ARROW2]

hookers and blow.



You must not plan on watching the game...LMAO


Me, I would have everything....seafood, the works and a LOT of liquor...

[ARROW2]

wings and BBQ of course...

[Rausch]

Pulled pork sammitches and Arby's...

[tooge]

Ensure, mashed taters and gravy, and some water to wash down all the meds I'll be on when I'm 90

[ARROW2]

hookers and blow.




That's the after party......

[DJ's left nut]

Orgasms

Lots and lots of orgasms.

[saphojunkie]

Just like $400 worth of Taco Via.

[Rausch]

Ensure, mashed taters and gravy, and some water to wash down all the meds I'll be on when I'm 90

That was the joke at work.

I'll scream in ecstasy and then facial my wife.



















Only It'll be my nurse and it's Tuesday (we get apricots!) and no one but me is happy...

[seaofred]

Ribs, smoked tenderloin, wings, and the tears of Broncos fans.

[Rain Man]

I will fast during the game.