Idiot Wants His Dog Killed Because Dog is "Gay"

[gblowfish]

Guy in Tennessee takes his dog to the local animal control. Asks them to euthanize the dog because "he's gay." His life was saved at the last minute. Story is here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/31/gay-dog-euthanized-tennessee_n_2590537.html?ir=Weird+News

[gblowfish]

Dog later told his new owner "I'll blow you for a doggie treat."

Kidding...I'm kidding...

[Hammock Parties]

i got some peanut butter for you doggie

[AussieChiefsFan]

Tennessee :facepalm:

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

It would take two. Did he keep the better hung one?

[trndobrd]

Just because his dog appreciates a nice white wine, hums showtunes, likes to spend all day at the gym, is no reason to make assumptions.

[Prison Bitch]

It would take two. Did he keep the better hung one?

How would he know? Did he catch him doing doggystyle?

[FlaChief58]

Does the owner play for the 49ers?

[KChiefer]

The new owner wouldn't happen to be a heavy-set, flamboyant guy named Al?

[gblowfish]

I'll bet Eric Winston adopted him.

[listopencil]

UPDATE: The rescued dog's name is Elton (http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/01/elton-the-gay-dog-spared-the-gas-chamber/), ABC News confirms, and he was saved from euthanization by Fryns, who already owns four dogs. Although Elton has some redness around his ears, Fryns does not believe he was used in dog fights.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T3-T6ewXLYk/SmaKoWATenI/AAAAAAAAAtg/lmPU84Deu4Q/s320/elton+flamboyant.jpg

[In58men]

Florida < Tennessee

[MIAdragon]

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/sparky-the-gay-dog.jpg

[stevenidol]

Can we euthanize the owner? What a douchebag.

[Gonzo]

That dog is super, thanks for asking.

[crazycoffey]

I don't like the way he looks at me when I get out of the shower. makes me so uncomfortable I can't dry my legs

[teedubya]

I think my cat, Koshka, is gay. He just sits and stares at me longingly sometimes. hahah. I guess I have to euthanize him. :-(

[Imon Yourside]

Dogs aren't gay, dogs are just dogs.

[AussieChiefsFan]

That dog is super, thanks for asking.<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fsbiQSRUhsU?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Lzen]

Dog was probably trying to dominate the other dog. It's probably best that this dipshit gave him up for adoption because he obviously doesn't know anything about dog behavior.

[King_Chief_Fan]

Dog was probably trying to dominate the other dog. It's probably best that this dipshit gave him up for adoption because he obviously doesn't know anything about dog behavior.

interesting that people have copied it

[warpaint*]

What some people can come up w/ when left to their own devices never ceases to amaze me.

[okoye35chiefs]

as DICE would say "if you could lick your own nuts you wouldn't leave the house"

[Ugly Duck]

"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them".[2](Leviticus 20:13 KJV)

Kill gays, apparently...

[Predarat]

Should have just used antifreeze.

[KC_Lee]

Should have just used antifreeze.

On himself yeah.

[Garcia Bronco]

"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them".[2](Leviticus 20:13 KJV)

Kill gays, apparently...

Leviticus is from the Hebrew Bible...but I question the accuracy of the KJV just like I would any translated document.

[Ugly Duck]

Leviticus is from the Hebrew Bible...but I question the accuracy of the KJV just like I would any translated document.

You are going to die. You, and your little dog, too....

[Crush]

"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them".[2](Leviticus 20:13 KJV)

Kill gays, apparently...

Levitcus also says no pork, no seafood, and no haircuts (that includes shaving).

[Graystoke]

I was at a house party one night. And the Host's have this little poodle mix dog that humps everybodies legs whenever they walk by. I looked at him and said,
"Do you know how to stop your dog from humping peoples legs? Suck his dick!"

[Molitoth]

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/sparky-the-gay-dog.jpg

Sparky! Where do you keep getting that pink scarf?!?!?!?

LMAO

[Crush]

Do you know how to stop your dog from humping peoples legs?

Get him a sex toy?

http://i46.tinypic.com/16a757n.jpg

[Mr. Laz]

must of been doggie peer pressure turning him gay

'being gay' doesn't exist

[WhiteWhale]

Dog was probably trying to dominate the other dog. It's probably best that this dipshit gave him up for adoption because he obviously doesn't know anything about dog behavior.

Yup.

Females dogs hump things to show dominance. It's just something dogs do.