Ray Lewis & The God Band-Aid

[AussieChiefsFan]

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[In58men]

Classic.


Pure awesomeness

[Rain Man]

That guy is going to be dead within the week, and they'll find him with the Roman Numeral XLVII carved in his forehead.

[In58men]

That guy is going to be dead within the week, and they'll find him with the Roman Numeral XLVII carved in his forehead.

Sounds like a good Dexter episode.



Can we get Clay to get a Dexter YouTube spoof going?

[Stanley Nickels]

Jesus, his Parkinsonian-level tremor makes that video almost unwatchable.

[RealSNR]

Jesus, his Parkinsonian-level tremor makes that video almost unwatchable.

Yeah. AA is a pretty awful watch. That tremor is good for delivering one or two creative pissed off lines, but it just makes him look like a twitchy dumbass for the rest of his video.

Also, his comedic timing leaves a lot to be desired. Too often he'll belabor a joke or funny line and just make it downright annoying.

[houstonwhodat]

Thannon Tharpe reporting.

[Holladay]

I was mesmorized by his eye brows. They could do some funky crap:)

[King_Chief_Fan]

Idiots abound

[Strongside]

Idiots abound

Judging from your sig, I'm guessing you think he's an idiot because he's an atheist. It's funny to me that he's right, in that Ray Lewis is making a complete mockery of your religion...but this guy's the idiot because he doesn't believe in your flying spaghetti monster.

[Dave Lane]

Judging from your sig, I'm guessing you think he's an idiot because he's an atheist. It's funny to me that he's right, in that Ray Lewis is making a complete mockery of your religion...but this guy's the idiot because he doesn't believe in your flying spaghetti monster.

Everyone should damn it!!

[bowener]

I will always love MM for his thoughts more than for his music.

[stevieray]

Classic.


Pure awesomeness

I agree..guy considered himself a sculptor, not a painter.

[BlackHelicopters]

What did I just watch?

[hometeam]

Good video but dudes teeth are fucked up. I couldn't stop looking at them.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Idiots aboundNow why would you think this? :rolleyes:

[Sofa King]

I was with this guy until he started in on the "retarded redneck" voice.

I don't give a shit if this guy is right, he can go **** himself.

**** this guy. Seriously, **** him.

I literally stopped at that part. Fuck this guy.

[Bob Dole]

The funniest part to Bob Dole is that Ray Ray has had 13 years to come up with a story, and this shit is the best he can manage to manufacture.

[Strongside]

The funniest part to Bob Dole is that Ray Ray has had 13 years to come up with a story, and this shit is the best he can manage to manufacture.

God has a plan for all of us, Bob. You see, God doesn't strike people dead the way he did in the days of the Old-Testament. Today, God uses people like Ray Lewis to kill his enemies. He then blesses Ray with the devine gift of football talent in return. Ray doesn't need a great excuse because God is his answer and, as we all know, God trumps all.

Seriously, though. If you need God in your life to help you decide what is right/wrong and to make yourself feel like a good person, then what are you saying about yourself? I think freely, and live my life without the chains of religion holding me down. Every day my natural animal instincts tell me to sock someone in the mouth that I don't agree with or attempt to mate with an attractive female...but I don't do those things because I know what constitutes being a good person and the difference between right and wrong. Not because I'm afraid of going to hell.

[gblowfish]

Jesus just told me to stab him.