Late Night Bullshit: Leon Sandcastle jokes aren't funny

[RealSNR]

When I first saw that Super Bowl commercial it got one chuckle out of me. Two at the max. And that's mostly because I was laughing that they included the Chiefs in a Super Bowl commercial.

The joke has no premise and doesn't make any sense.

1. Deion Sanders is older than Methuselah. How the fuck is he running that fast in the commercials?

2. A draft prospect from unknown origins who wows scouts at the combine usually only gets him considered in the middle rounds. #1 overall?

3. When was the last CB taken #1 overall? With rookie Deion Sanders' physical abilities or otherwise? Let alone a 73-year old Deion Sanders, which is what teams would be getting in this Leon Sandcastle scenario.

The humor of it all is a play on Deion's name. That's it. That's the entire joke's premise. Leon Sandcastle. Ha. Funny for a commercial, sure.

Since then it's been joked about in all media forms, especially in KC circles. TV, radio, internet. BJ Kissel actually did a deadpan preview on Leon Sandcastle in his SB Nation video. What the fuck, BJ? You're better than this, dude.

It's been a number of days since the Super Bowl. Leon Sandcastle jokes haven't died down, but they stopped being funny a long time ago. This is the kind of brainless diarrhea that gets passed as mainstream humor in American society today. People who think Leon Sandcastle jokes are still funny are responsible for Two Broke Girls and Seth MacFarlane's 86th cartoon spinoff on TV. Keep chuckling at this garbage like a bunch of shit-chucking apes and it's Idiocracy before you fucking know it.

[DaneMcCloud]

Seriously, you need to get laid.

Hire a hooker, go to a strip joint, go to www.myfreecams.com and pick a Romanian slut to cam-to-cam.

Just fucking stop.

[Sofa King]

If you have to go through this much effort to tear apart a joke, then that joke was clearly not for you. Time to move on.

[RealSNR]

Seriously, you need to get laid.

Hire a hooker, go to a strip joint, go to www.myfreecams.com and pick a Romanian slut to cam-to-cam.

Just fucking stop.

I'm married.

[Third Eye]

Outside of Chiefs fans, I'm pretty sure the rest of the world has already forgot Leon Sandcastle.

[KCrockaholic]

Outside of Chiefs fans, I'm pretty sure the rest of the world has already forgot Leon Sandcastle.

Idk, I see it everywhere still.

[Third Eye]

Idk, I see it everywhere still.

Granted, the only TV I watch is through my DVR, so I miss all the commercials. I do listen to a considerable amount of sports talk though, and I haven't heard it mentioned once.

[KCrockaholic]

Granted, the only TV I watch is through my DVR, so I miss all the commercials. I do listen to a considerable amount of sports talk though, and I haven't heard it mentioned once.

I'm just talking about fan chatter. The commercial itself I haven't seen since the 3rd.

[Bump]

I just dont like the Castle, Cassel thing. It sounds too much like Matt Cassel and thats bad mojo for Geno.

[Chiefs=Champions]

i saw it and face palmed. maybe im just a little bitter..

[SPchief]

I'm married.

I fail to see how this changes things from Dane's suggestion.

[Psyko Tek]

I'm married.


so you REALLY need to get laid

[DaneMcCloud]

I'm married.

That's no excuse

:p

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

my final thought was that we already experienced a castle made of sand.
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[007]

Who gives a crap? It was funny then and still funny now.

[AussieChiefsFan]

LMAO youre taking that commercial way too seriously.

[RealSNR]

Who gives a crap? It was funny then and still funny now.

FUCK YOU

[Hammock Parties]

I'm married.

Proof that when the hormonal rush of newlywed bliss wears off, there is football.

Women. Ha!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Spot on. It was retarded then and now.

[007]

**** YOU

LMAO

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Leon SandCastle ROCKS !

[htismaqe]

Idk, I see it everywhere still.

Other than the Dorsey interview, which I actually watched here on this board, THIS THREAD is the only mentioned of Leon Sandcastle I've heard/seen in almost 2 weeks...

[htismaqe]

I think the mods should change his name to:

Leon SNRCastle

[Imon Yourside]

Whois Leon MattCassel?

[htismaqe]

Whois Leon MattCassel?

IT dude types "who is" as one word. :D

[Fat Elvis]

It sounds like SNR is afraid that the Chiefs might actually draft Leon Sandcastle instead of Geno Smith. Drafting someone other than Geno Smith is no laughing matter; the makers of that commercial are true fans, blah, blah, blah....

[htismaqe]

It sounds like SNR is afraid that the Chiefs might actually draft Leon Sandcastle instead of Geno Smith. Drafting someone other than Geno Smith is no laughing matter; the makers of that commercial are true fans, blah, blah, blah....

Yep, you've got it pegged. So smart.

[RealSNR]

It sounds like SNR is afraid that the Chiefs might actually draft Leon Sandcastle instead of Geno Smith. Drafting someone other than Geno Smith is no laughing matter; the makers of that commercial are true fans, blah, blah, blah....

You didn't read my post, did you?

How old is Deion Sanders? There's no way any scout would be impressed by a dude in his mid 40s doing combine drills, especially after that guy has taken a pounding in a long NFL career

[Ace Gunner]

it was cute, flattering for a moment. but ya, lame. it's as if they needed a talking point for the team that is going to talked upon because of the 31 pick, and they are using it too -- the dorsey interview. lame though.

[HolyHat]

April needs to get here. We are all on edge.

PS, Fuck SandCassel

[htismaqe]

You didn't read my post, did you?

How old is Deion Sanders? There's no way any scout would be impressed by a dude in his mid 40s doing combine drills, especially after that guy has taken a pounding in a long NFL career

You're the guy that got up and walked out during Jurassic Park when they said "it's a UNIX system" aren't you?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LOL So much butthurt over that fucking commercial.

[RealSNR]

You're the guy that got up and walked out during Jurassic Park when they said "it's a UNIX system" aren't you?

Jurassic Park is one of my top 10 favorite movies, actually.

And before you encourage the mods, know that I've got a name change request for you in my back pocket, reachmaqe :D

[J Diddy]

Leave Seth MacFarlane out of this.

[htismaqe]

Jurassic Park is one of my top 10 favorite movies, actually.

And before you encourage the mods, know that I've got a name change request for you in my back pocket, reachmaqe :D

ROFL

This war will be televised!

[Hammock Parties]

I bet SNR walked out of Any Given Sunday when a running QB won a playoff game on a scramble.

[lcarus]

I agree that the commercial was only slightly funny for a second, but Deion Sanders is probably still really fast and in shape. That was him doing all that combine stuff right?

[Fat Elvis]

You didn't read my post, did you?

How old is Deion Sanders? There's no way any scout would be impressed by a dude in his mid 40s doing combine drills, especially after that guy has taken a pounding in a long NFL career

You: a) really have no sense of humor whatsoever, and b) apparently didn't watch the commercial; Deion wasn't trying to pass himself off as a mid 40s rookie, that is why "Leon" was referred to as that "kid" several times during the commercial.

The commercial is a poke at the targeted age demographics, a poke at the hype around the combine and draft, a poke at the scouts looking for the "next big thing," a poke at workout warriors, a poke at Deion Sanders, a poke at the Chiefs, ect. It is funny on so many levels.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Meh

[Fat Elvis]

I agree that the commercial was only slightly funny for a second, but Deion Sanders is probably still really fast and in shape. That was him doing all that combine stuff right?

No. Whitlock would love this, but it was a Ball State corner back named Andre Dawson...

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2013/02/05/deion-sanders-leon-sandcastle-andre-dawson-super-bowl-xlvii/1894275/

[RealSNR]

You: a) really have no sense of humor whatsoever, and b) apparently didn't watch the commercial; Deion wasn't trying to pass himself off as a mid 40s rookie, that is why "Leon" was referred to as that "kid" several times during the commercial.

The commercial is a poke at the targeted age demographics, a poke at the hype around the combine and draft, a poke at the scouts looking for the "next big thing," a poke at workout warriors, a poke at Deion Sanders, a poke at the Chiefs, ect. It is funny on so many levels.

I know Deion was pretending to be a young rookie as Leon. My point is he can't run that fast. Not what he used to. If he could, he'd still be in the NFL

[Setsuna]

It was hilarious and if it was the Jags this thread would be titled: There aren't enough Leon Sandcastle Jokes. I like you SNR but damn bro. Go down on your wife and don't come up for air for half an hour then come back to this thread and see it for what it is.

[Garcia Bronco]

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Go Donks!!!

[Steron]

I filed this in the who cares folder. It's a stupid commercial. It was mildly amusing for a second. JFC get over it.

[Spott]

I never saw the commercial or the game itself. What was the commercial for?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Just wanted to drop this for you here, brutha.

http://sandcastle.chiefscard.com/?logout=true

[WhiteWhale]

Some folks will bitch about anything....

[tony77]

Agreed its not funny. Just another example of deion sanders low class self to poke fun at anything. When he showed no team loyality at all when he played. All he did was followed the cash.

[DaFace]

So...anybody want a jersey...?

http://shop.kcchiefs.com/Leon-Sandcastle-Jersey-Home-Red-1-Kansas-City-Chiefs-Game-Replica-Nike-NFL-Jersey-_-1184701797_PD.html

[Bugeater]

IT'S NOT FUNNY GODDAMNIT


(oh, and ban4bump)

[bevischief]

It would be better than a Cassel jersey...

[J Diddy]

Agreed its not funny. Just another example of deion sanders low class self to poke fun at anything. When he showed no team loyality at all when he played. All he did was followed the cash.

Judging by the fact that you have your rep turned off, I assume I'm not the only one who thinks you're a dumb shit.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

So...anybody want a jersey...?

http://shop.kcchiefs.com/Leon-Sandcastle-Jersey-Home-Red-1-Kansas-City-Chiefs-Game-Replica-Nike-NFL-Jersey-_-1184701797_PD.html

Id probably rather have Leon than whomever the Chiefs actually pick.
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[KurtCobain]

I'm getting a daface Jersey.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

You know what's REALLY not funny? Pretty much everything the dog-assed Chiefs have done since Stram left town.
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[KurtCobain]

You know what's REALLY not funny? Pretty much everything the dog-assed Chiefs have done since Stram left town.
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Lay off my fucking team, man.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Lay off my fucking team, man.

Reality is a motherfucker, ain't it?
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[KurtCobain]

Reality is a motherfucker, ain't it?
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honestly I don't care about rooting for a loser, I'm a loser and pretty much everybody I know are losers. I do very loserish things and I fuck fat girls. also a looser music and watch loser movies. anytime my friends make me jump on a video game at their house, I lose.

So go chiefs!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

lol.
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