My Wife Got A Visit From The Police Today

[The Rick]

So my wife got a visit from the police today while I was at work. The reason? Get this:

OUR NEIGHBORS COMPLAINED THAT WE (I) WAS THROWING SNOW FROM MY SNOWBLOWER ONTO THEIR LAWN!

There is an alley behind our garage, and their house is on the other side of the alley. When I use the snowblower to clear out the alley so we can get the cars in and out of the garage, the only logical place to put the snow is just off to the side of the alleyway, on their lawn. You know, THE SAME PLACE THE CITY'S SNOWPLOW PUTS THE SNOW WHEN IT MAKES ITS PASS DOWN THE ALLEY!

I thought my wife was joking when she told me. It's freaking snow for pete's sake! And why call the police and file a complaint? Why not just come talk to me and ask me if I could put it somewhere else?

Unbelievable.

[CaliforniaChief]

Antifreeze might actually solve this problem.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It's people like you what cause unrest. /english accent

[Sassy Squatch]

Lay them out with a Rick Bottom.

[Bugeater]

Did Donger move to Milwaukee? This sounds like something he would do.

[Bowser]

Time to take a dump on the hood of his car.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Did Donger move to Milwaukee? This sounds like something he would do.

Is he around here anymore? I just noticed thanks to your post that I haven't seen him in a while. I really miss him... as illustrated by my just having noticed.

[ChiefRocka]

just be glad you're not them and carry on snowblowing.

[TribalElder]

Throw buckets of water on their stuff

[CoMoChief]

may need to get some scissors in case you need to protect your family from your crazy neighbors.

[Canofbier]

It's awfully fucking petty to call the police on this, but I still think it's pretty douchey of you to act like their lawn is the "right place" to put your excess snow just because that's what a city snow plow would have done. If I were your neighbor, I'd definitely have stopped by to ask you to quit doing it.

[Cephalic Trauma]

I was really hoping it was a Stripper-gram, in which case I was gonna ask for pics.

[Bugeater]

Is he around here anymore? I just noticed thanks to your post that I haven't seen him in a while. I really miss him... as illustrated by my just having noticed.
:shrug: I know he was busy defending the evil oil company bastards in the gas price bitching thread the other day.

[mlyonsd]

Doucehbag move not to talk to you about it first.

[Fish]

Use gasoline to melt the snow. Spell your favorite profanity.

[Hammock Parties]

Is your neighbor Scott Pioli by any chance?

[Demonpenz]

she was visited by the police....the ugly police...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

:shrug: I know he was busy defending the evil oil company bastards in the gas price bitching thread the other day.

Oh so we just don't run in the same crowd as per usual. My mistake... nothing to see here.

[ekf028]

I can top this lol..... my neighbors 10ish year old kid was standing in his bedroom window flashing my wife with his pants down while she was on the porch one day. My wife went and told the parents about it immediately after., Guess what? ...30 minutes later she gets a visit from the cops accusing her of being a peeping Tom! Dumbasses called the cops. WTH?
Blows my mind to this day.

[The Rick]

Here's a pic (from Google Street View). The red circle is where they're talking about. Right on the edge of the grass, next to the ally. Not on the sidewalk or anything, just in that small area of grass right next to the ally.

:rolleyes:

[The Rick]

Here's an even better indication of where they're talking about. Between the two red lines is where my evil deed is occurring.

[Bugeater]

BigRedChief should be along any second to tell you that he lives in Florida and doesn't have these problems.

[Easy 6]

Lay them out with a Rick Bottom.

LMAO whatever that is, DO IT.

[Fish]

Here's an even better indication of where they're talking about. Between the two red lines is where my evil deed is occurring.

May you burn in hell, you monster.... how could you?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Here's an even better indication of where they're talking about. Between the two red lines is where my evil deed is occurring.

What if they specifically want to walk there? Ner 'do well. Why do you always have to cause problems?

[RyFo18]

So my wife got a visit from the police today while I was at work. The reason? Get this:

OUR NEIGHBORS COMPLAINED THAT WE (I) WAS THROWING SNOW FROM MY SNOWBLOWER ONTO THEIR LAWN!

There is an ally behind our garage, and their house is on the other side of the ally. When I use the snowblower to clear out the ally so we can get the cars in and out of the garage, the only logical place to put the snow is just off to the side of the allyway, on their lawn. You know, THE SAME PLACE THE CITY'S SNOWPLOW PUTS THE SNOW WHEN IT MAKES ITS PASS DOWN THE ALLY!

I thought my wife was joking when she told me. It's freaking snow for pete's sake! And why call the police and file a complaint? Why not just come talk to me and ask me if I could put it somewhere else?

Unbelievable.

STOP THROWING SNOW ON MY LAWN!

Sincerely,

Your neighbor

[WV]

I wish I could have snow that doesn't melt and turn fucking water for cripes sacks.

[hometeam]

Do like I did with my neigbbor, find some dirt on them and threaten them with the same shit.. Dont actually call the cops, becuase the aspect of having it there to do will keep them in check~

Now in my case my scottish asshole neighbor called the cops for my dogs barking 3 times in the first year I lived here.. mind you these are inside dogs who are barking and playing in my 6 foot privacy fenced back yard. I ended up catching his dog shitting on my lawn with its leash attached to his hand. Though, I didn't threaten the cops, I told him I would beat the living **** out of him if it happened again. 2 years passed and no more problems, no cops, no stupid looks when I pass, no dog shit on my lawn.

Worked for me!

[baitism]

Big snowstorm coming. You should pile snow around all their doors and garage so they can't get out.

[Mr. Laz]

is there even a law that covers this?


some lame shit

[Phobia]

Yeah. That's pure stupid. If it falls from the sky, then you should be able to throw it there with no issues. It's not like you're throwing it on their house.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I wish I could have snow that doesn't melt and turn ****ing water for cripes sacks.

White people problems.

[Bugeater]

is there even a law that covers this?


some lame shit
I'm shocked that the police would even respond to this.

[ZootedGranny]

Throw a brick through their window, park your snow blower right by the window and then just start feeding the thing snow, filling their house.

[Dallas Chief]

You call yourself The Rick. Maybe they are intimidated by you???

[GloryDayz]

I blame global warming and assault weapons.

[keg in kc]

Next time break their bedroom window and put it all in there.

[CoMoChief]

I'm shocked that the police would even respond to this.

Of course they would.....they want people to think they're the only ones who are capable of resolving any sort of conflict.

[GloryDayz]

I'm shocked that the police would even respond to this.

Well, they need to juxtapose it to how the LAPD would have handled something, so it nobody was shot or beaten, there's a training opportunity for the LAPD!

[In58men]

Luckily we're not neighbors, I would have punched you in the fucking face.

[houstonwhodat]

See rat poison.

[teedubya]

If you neighbor were an ally... wouldn't you both be getting along better?

[allen_kcCard]

Alley

[Bowser]

Luckily we're not neighbors, I would have punched you in the fucking face.

I'm thinking that the force of the snow being expelled from the snow blower would have put you on your ass when you got close.

[DaKCMan AP]

Use of proper spelling and grammar would have avoided this situation.

[In58men]

I'm thinking that the force of the snow being expelled from the snow blower would have put you on your ass when you got close.

Then what happens when I get back up? You get a surprise left hook to the noggin'. I'll hit a motherfucker so many times with the left, they'll be begging for a right.

[jspchief]

So what's the problem with snow on your lawn?

[Hoover]

I actually get pissed off at the dude who waits until the street is clear and then blows his entire drive into the middle of the street so we all have to drive through it. I have a 42 inch blade on my John Deere Lawn mower, which is awesome for snow removal.

Rules of snow removal.

1. Blow or push snow into your own yard, onto city property, or into an empty lot.
2. Not put snow in your neighbors yard.
3. If you make a mess in the street clean it up.

[The Rick]

Luckily we're not neighbors, I would have punched you in the fucking face.

Tough guy, huh? How big a boy are ya?

[Iowanian]

So....

They don't like white snow.


.....I wonder how they'd feel about a truck load of manure?

[The Rick]

Oh yeah, speaking of manure, I forgot to mention the reason they gave the police:

They didn't like me putting snow there because it killed the grass.

:shake:

[ClevelandBronco]

Alley

Don't be so certain. He might be piling snow on a different guy who has his back.

[Iowanian]

The rick runs Iron mans...........The Rick would fart in your mouth when you woke up gasping for air wondering how the lights got turned out.

Then what happens when I get back up? You get a surprise left hook to the noggin'. I'll hit a mother****er so many times with the left, they'll be begging for a right.

[In58men]

Tough guy, huh? How big a boy are ya?

6 deuce 250 brah.


Come at me

[Bugeater]

I actually get pissed off at the dude who waits until the street is clear and then blows his entire drive into the middle of the street so we all have to drive through it. I have a 42 inch blade on my John Deere Lawn mower, which is awesome for snow removal.

Rules of snow removal.

1. Blow or push snow into your own yard, onto city property, or into an empty lot.
2. Not put snow in your neighbors yard.
3. If you make a mess in the street clean it up.
I'll not put snow in the street or on other city property when the city stops burying my sidewalk and driveway with their shit.

[CrazyPhuD]

Throw buckets of urine on their stuff

FYP

[htismaqe]

Yeah. That's pure stupid. If it falls from the sky, then you should be able to throw it there with no issues. It's not like you're throwing it on their house.

Next time, he should be.

[Just Passin' By]

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4747803731495341&pid=15.1

[Dayze]

Just stare at him and give him the finger next time you see him. Follow him wherever he goes while pointing it at him


Seriously though, what a pussy not to talk about it first.....and even more pussy to call the fucking police. Wtf.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Hook a pump up to their water spigot and inject industrial dye into their water lines.

[RyFo18]

Go into his lawn w/ your snowblower, blow all the snow back while simultaneously digging up his grass.

[wazu]

Why would anybody be opposed to snow in their yard? If it's not on the sidewalk or driveway, it's just more snow for fort building. (I never really outgrew this.)

[htismaqe]

Why would anybody be opposed to snow in their yard? If it's not on the sidewalk or driveway, it's just more snow for fort building. (I never really outgrew this.)

Me either!

[cosmo20002]

Here's an even better indication of where they're talking about. Between the two red lines is where my evil deed is occurring.

And some people are against capital punishment. You should fry you @#$%^&! :cuss:

[Nickel D]

Hey, just thank your lucky stars that your spouse didn't get strip-searched and cavity-checked...and enjoy it!







(Are you really certain that she didn't?)

[Johnny Vegas]

too bad I'm not your neighbor because I'd let you push as much snow as you need to to get your cars out and get to work or somewhere. its just fucking snow it'll be gone. its not garbage or dead bodies so wtf is the problem?

[Tombstone RJ]

Tough guy, huh? How big a boy are ya?

lol, I see what you did there. RC Mercer approves! ROFL

[Psyko Tek]

It's awfully fucking petty to call the police on this, but I still think it's pretty douchey of you to act like their lawn is the "right place" to put your excess snow just because that's what a city snow plow would have done. If I were your neighbor, I'd definitely have stopped by to ask you to quit doing it.

was the choice your lawn or theirs?
could see a problem there

[LiveSteam]

6 deuce 250 brah.


Come at me

Do you have a big D&Dragoons tattoo on your back?

[Tombstone RJ]

sombody's gonna get a 55 gallon drum of woop-ass dumped on them...

[Imon Yourside]

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ez6sXmVJFFo?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[kcfanXIII]

dude, i've seen some petty shit over the years, but that takes the cake. i was going to crack a joke about it killing their grass, but i see they are dumb enough to think that it will.... their lawn looks like its in superb condition anyways in the google street view...

[007]

I'm shocked that the police would even respond to this.

THIS:shake:

[alanm]

I blame global warming and assault snow blowers.
Fixed it.

[alanm]

Oh yeah, speaking of manure, I forgot to mention the reason they gave the police:

They didn't like me putting snow there because it killed the grass.

:shake:Looking at those pictures it looked like when it was taken the grass was dead anyway.

[Bump]

I actually get pissed off at the dude who waits until the street is clear and then blows his entire drive into the middle of the street so we all have to drive through it. I have a 42 inch blade on my John Deere Lawn mower, which is awesome for snow removal.

Rules of snow removal.

1. Blow or push snow into your own yard, onto city property, or into an empty lot.
2. Not put snow in your neighbors yard.
3. If you make a mess in the street clean it up.

ya I have to agree with this. I had to do a shit ton of shoveling after that blizzard, dont have snow blower. You have to respect thy neighbor.

[Bump]

but calling the popo is weak sauce and your neighbor should be bitch slapped

[bevischief]

JFC...

[Graystoke]

I am so glad I don't have neighbors

[The Rick]

This is a photo I took this morning of what they're complaining about. :spock:

[BigCatDaddy]

Are the people in their 80's?

[Dayze]

thank god my neighbor is cool as shit.
I was mowing one day in the summer, and he rolled up in his truck; grabbed his recently purchased 30 pack and tossed me 2 beers; said "Hey man, get back inside it's too hot. cool off with these"

Good dude. brings over smoked meats when he smokes etc.

[blaise]

I wonder if it's even their property line, up to the alley.

[blaise]

The alley looks plenty wide, why don't you just leave two feet of snow on the edge of the alley? Couldn't you still fit your car through?

[loochy]

Why don't you just walk over and tell him "Hey, if you don't like me blowing snow on your lawn just come over and ask me to not do it and I'll probably stop. You don't need to call the cops."

It might pay off to build a relationship with this person instead of continuing the standoff. You have to live next to this person so you might as well try to make things smooth.

[Iowanian]

Have her sneak into their house and poop a fisty mctat on the guy's chest tonight.

[Dayze]

plant some heroin in his car and call the cops.

boom.

[Johnny Vegas]

go empty a bag of grass seed on the fucking pile of snow. now the grass won't die motherfuck