Internet dating SUCKS!

[Richard_Cuckold]

So I recently signed up for Plenty of Fish. I thought to myself what the hell why not? I'm sick of the bar/club scene.
I consider myself a decent looking guy(or so I've been told) and I thought for sure I would be getting more responses but thats just not the case. I've emailed about 15 women over the past week and have only 2 of them have emailed me back. WTF? And I know they've checked their emails and my profile.

I mean, I even emailed some fat chicks and they ignored me. Its kind of a kick to the gut. Can't even get a response from a fat chick.:crybaby:

And some of these women on POF are ridiculous in what they want. Not even remotely being realistic. Most of them want a hard bodied Calvin Klein model.

Don't even get me started on the single moms on there. Their demands are ridiculous too.

Oh and a lot of the females on there have this quote by Marilyn Monroe thats such bs.
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

I've seen that quote used by women a lot on Facebook and other places. You just know they are fucking crazy in head if they use that quote.

[DaKCMan AP]

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[DaKCMan AP]

And some of these women on POF are ridiculous in what they want. Not even remotely being realistic. Most of them want a hard bodied Calvin Klein model.


Nah.. all they really want is attention - and you're giving it to them.

[cookster50]

:popcorn:

[Marco Polo]

POF is terrible. If you want a free dating site, go somewhere like OKCupid.

[cookster50]

ChristianSingles, see if you can find the Church Lady!

[RunKC]

DaKCMan, you are a lucky man. You are where all hot women love to be..on the beach in Florida.

[bsp4444]

Met my wife at Match.com and been married ten years this April.

[Spott]

Tried it before. I will stick a hot branding iron in my eye before I do it again.

[Buck]

I got on OKCupid last night to update my profile and sent about 5 messages out and woke up to 2 responses. One of them was a stupid 1 sentence response and the other was a couple paragraphs. The chick who wrote me back was a 94% match and she's cute and she does cosplay.

Good times.

[J Diddy]

Do you have "I'm a serial killer" in your profile? If so you might want to remove that.

It's either your words or your pic man. Change one or the other and then pull ass. Seriously, something is wrong with one or the other if the heavies are leaving you alone.

[kepp]

I hear its not good to use your latest LARP'ing action photo for you profile pic.

[htismaqe]

I hear its not good to use your latest LARP'ing action photo for you profile pic.

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[htismaqe]

I got on OKCupid last night to update my profile and sent about 5 messages out and woke up to 2 responses. One of them was a stupid 1 sentence response and the other was a couple paragraphs. The chick who wrote me back was a 94% match and she's cute and she does cosplay.

Good times.

Probably 17.

[J Diddy]

j_ekugPKqFw

ROFL


That is the funniest thing ever.

[J Diddy]

Probably 17.

17 aint the problem. The problem is that the bitch got 3 Bebe's kids.

[Buck]

Probably 17.

I have my age range set from 23-35, so legally, I don't think I can get in trouble if she does end up 17. That's how it works, right?

[Dave Lane]

Plenty of Fish rocks! I got hooked up with SO many women there. It was the craziest 6 months to a year I ever had. It was sometimes 3-4 woman a day and I boned almost all of them on the first date. Some of them I still text every once in awhile and see to this day 5 years later.

I had women do amazing things just for kicks.... sigh.

[luv]

Fat chicks have standards too.

[Consistent1]

Plenty of Fish rocks! I got hooked up with SO many women there. It was the craziest 6 months to a year I ever had. It was sometimes 3-4 woman a day and I boned almost all of them on the first date. Some of them I still text every once in awhile and see to this day 5 years later.

I had women do amazing things just for kicks.... sigh.

A lot of this depends on where you are though. Bigger area, more fish. LOL

[Dave Lane]

Kansas City, sort of middle of the road.

[patteeu]

I hear its not good to use your latest LARP'ing action photo for you profile pic.

I was going to suggest Dungeons & Dragons. I met my wife at a D&D game in college. For real. She wasn't really into the game, she just came with one of my friends.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I got on OKCupid last night to update my profile and sent about 5 messages out and woke up to 2 responses. One of them was a stupid 1 sentence response and the other was a couple paragraphs. The chick who wrote me back was a 94% match and she's cute and she does cosplay.

Good times.

Whatever you do , don't send them your photograph !!!!!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Plenty of Fish rocks! I got hooked up with SO many women there. It was the craziest 6 months to a year I ever had. It was sometimes 3-4 woman a day and I boned almost all of them on the first date. Some of them I still text every once in awhile and see to this day 5 years later.

I had women do amazing things just for kicks.... sigh.


Dude, jerking off to your computer screen doesn't count.

[Dave Lane]

Dude, jerking off to your computer screen doesn't count.

It doesn't? ROFLROFLROFLROFL:D

[MahiMike]

I always had good luck on RussianBrides.com.

Got TONS of responses from hot babes!

[htismaqe]

I have my age range set from 23-35, so legally, I don't think I can get in trouble if she does end up 17. That's how it works, right?

Yeah, you're totally covered.

[htismaqe]

17 aint the problem. The problem is that the bitch got 3 Bebe's kids.

They look like this:

http://www.deviantart.com/download/75436723/Baby_Moogle_Cosplay_004_by_Khiorii.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

Best breeding stock is on match.com.

[htismaqe]

Best breeding stock is on match.com.

I know you hate the thought but the best place to meet chicks is at CHURCH. :D

[Hammock Parties]

I know you hate the thought but the best place to meet chicks is at CHURCH. :D

Pretend to act all holy then tap dat ass!

[Prison Bitch]

Pretend to act all holy then tap dat ass!


Doesn't work that way. Not with them.

[DaKCMan AP]

I know you hate the thought but the best place to meet chicks is at CHURCH. :D

Depends what you're looking for. That would be the worst place for me. ;)

[Garcia Bronco]

So I recently signed up for Plenty of Fish. I thought to myself what the hell why not? I'm sick of the bar/club scene.
I consider myself a decent looking guy(or so I've been told) and I thought for sure I would be getting more responses but thats just not the case. I've emailed about 15 women over the past week and have only 2 of them have emailed me back. WTF? And I know they've checked their emails and my profile.

I mean, I even emailed some fat chicks and they ignored me. Its kind of a kick to the gut. Can't even get a response from a fat chick.:crybaby:

And some of these women on POF are ridiculous in what they want. Not even remotely being realistic. Most of them want a hard bodied Calvin Klein model.

Don't even get me started on the single moms on there. Their demands are ridiculous too.

Oh and a lot of the females on there have this quote by Marilyn Monroe thats such bs.
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

I've seen that quote used by women a lot on Facebook and other places. You just know they are ****ing crazy in head if they use that quote.

Dude...you are now basically competing with everyone as opposed to the few people at the bar.

Not to mention the fake people on there trying to steal from you.

Further, 2 of 15 is a decent response rate, and they ones that aren't responding to you are doing so for a number of reasons. Poor self esteem, disbelief, and some of them just aren't in to you.

Good luck.

[Garcia Bronco]

I know you hate the thought but the best place to meet chicks is at CHURCH. :D

I agree.

[lcarus]

PlentyofFat is a terrible site

[htismaqe]

Pretend to act all holy then tap dat ass!

Dude, I dated a preacher's daughter once. Footloose ain't no fantasy. :D

[RunKC]

I know you hate the thought but the best place to meet chicks is at CHURCH. :D

He's right guys.

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[Discuss Thrower]

Things to consider:

1) Your prof pic isn't "sexy" enough, or you're of average looks... Aka the 80% that women say they don't find attractive.

2) You're too short. Feeding off the above, women apparently think anything under 6'2 is too short for them when it comes to ones on online dating.

3) depending where you are, you're competing with around a dozen dudes, most of which are knuckledraggers sending out "hurr hurr letz fuck" messages or ones actually sending "thoughtful" messages in hopes of response. In short, sometimes you get washed out by sheer volume.

4) Run away. While there's still time, before a psycho finds you.

[The Franchise]

What exactly are you sending them in your messages? If it's boring and uninteresting....they aren't going to send you a response.

I'm sure women on those sites get messaged by EVERY fucking guy that has a profile.

[hometeam]

I used POF and OKcupid very successfully when I lived in Houston.. now this has been 8 or 9 years ago but I doubt much has changed. Must be doing it wrong.

[QuikSsurfer]

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[Discuss Thrower]

I used POF and OKcupid very successfully when I lived in Houston.. now this has been 8 or 9 years ago but I doubt much has changed. Must be doing it wrong.

Moar dudes.

[Richard_Cuckold]

Yeah I'm gonna update my profile cause I'm definitely doing something wrong lol

I'm 6'2 so definitely not short hmm.

I will admit that I'm avg in looks. Calvin Klevin and Abercrombie wont be knocking on my door anytime soon haha.

I'll keep giving it a shot and give an update later.

Okay just checked my profile and this chubby asian chick sent me a message

And also a 43 yr old mom of 3 sent me a message back. She is pretty(not a dime by any means but she is at least a a 6.5 or 7)

[luv]

What exactly are you sending them in your messages? If it's boring and uninteresting....they aren't going to send you a response.

I'm sure women on those sites get messaged by EVERY ****ing guy that has a profile.

If you send a message that says... How r u? Yeah, that's getting deleted. Also, if you have a picture of yourself shirtless anywhere in your profile, I don't care how buff or defined you may be, your message will get deleted.

[Richard_Cuckold]

Fat chicks have standards too.

They should be delighted I even acknowledged them.

[Saul Good]

If you send a message that says... How r u? Yeah, that's getting deleted. Also, if you have a picture of yourself shirtless anywhere in your profile, I don't care how buff or defined you may be, your message will get deleted.

I'm hearing "dick pics or GTFO".

[Saul Good]

They should be delighted I even acknowledged them.

Describe your self as "a little nerdy but with a bit of an edge". Dead serious. You'll get plenty of attention.

[gblowfish]

Just answer every inquiry with "I have a ten inch Johnson."

[Saul Good]

Just answer every inquiry with "I have a ten inch Johnson."

If they demand a picture with your screen name for verification, PM me. By the time they realize it's a picture of my angry junk instead of yours, it's too late.

[gblowfish]

http://homes.yahoo.com/news/america-s-worst-cities-for-dating-211232562.html

[Deberg_1990]

A/S/L pic?

[lcarus]

A/S/L pic?

Oh how I miss the AOL chat room days as a 13 year old.

[BigCatDaddy]

A/S/L pic?

Age/Sex/Length?

[R8RFAN]

ChristianMingle.com is where my friend scores chicks all the time..

[Fish]

http://www.farmersonly.com/

[gblowfish]

ChristianMingle.com is where my friend scores chicks all the time..

Jesus told me to sodomize you....

[BigMeatballDave]

Met several on Pof.

Even a fat guy like me can get laid on there. :)

[lcarus]

Met several on Pof.

Even a fat guy like me can get laid on there. :)

God damn it Dave. You just have to get on here and ruin what little self esteem this dude has left, don't you? :#

[Hootie]

jesus bro

your threads reek of desperation; first you want an escort, now you're complaining because you can't even get hits on POF

I think you need therapy

[Valiant]

If you send a message that says... How r u? Yeah, that's getting deleted. Also, if you have a picture of yourself shirtless anywhere in your profile, I don't care how buff or defined you may be, your message will get deleted.

It is funny. Because most of 5he ones that write that have a bikini self shot in the mirror.

[BigCatDaddy]

If you send a message that says... How r u? Yeah, that's getting deleted. Also, if you have a picture of yourself shirtless anywhere in your profile, I don't care how buff or defined you may be, your message will get deleted.

Well dammit! My favorite photo is the one of me, my son, and wife by the pool side. I'll have to use a different one then.

[Hammock Parties]

Also, if you have a picture of yourself shirtless anywhere in your profile, I don't care how buff or defined you may be, your message will get deleted.

Or you may start RECEIVING messages. :evil:

[Hootie]

this guy is on ChiefsPlanet.com and all of his threads have been 'going to a strip club', 'gonna get an escort', 'online dating is really tough!!!', 'muslims are INSANE', 'I'm a racist'...

this guy creeps me out

he's probably a serial killer; if not, he's gonna off himself within the year

[Demonpenz]

I'll wing you in real life if you are near KC. I am expensive though as I am a professional wingman and I am the best at what I do.

[Hootie]

I'll wing you in real life if you are near KC. I am expensive though as I am a professional wingman and I am the best at what I do.

when you are dead in a cold storage bin in his basement don't say I didn't warn you

[lcarus]

this guy is on ChiefsPlanet.com and all of his threads have been 'going to a strip club', 'gonna get an escort', 'online dating is really tough!!!', 'muslims are INSANE', 'I'm a racist'...

this guy creeps me out

he's probably a serial killer; if not, he's gonna off himself within the year

He just needs to get some boning action really bad it would appear.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Post the profile here, so the gurus can help.

[Hammock Parties]

This is a legendary internet dating profile that apparently has a lot of success if you don't look like an inbred. Good luck.

Note: the actual profile part is only the first section. The other crap is more ammo to use.

Through my dealings with the fairer sex over the previous 22 years, I have become completely disillusioned with females (all people really, but I’m not trying to date guys) and have now resorted to the internet in an effort to find one that I can at least tolerate for extended periods of time.

You want to know about me? I’ll tell you what I’m not.

1) I am not your father. I will not tolerate childish bullsh*twhen you don’t get your way and I will not throw money at you to shut you up.
2) I am not your hobby. That’s why you have friends. This road goes both ways though, and you’re not expected to join me on any trips you don’t want to. I’ve got friends for that too.
3) I am not someone who puts the toilet seat down after I urinate. You’re a big girl now and if you can’t be bothered to so much as look at where you’re about to park your ass, you deserve the cold embrace of toilet water (and god help anyone around you on the road).

Here’s where we get to you. As a staunch rationalist, I realize you’re probably every bit as bitter with men as I am with your compatriots, possibly having almost given up on us. My (admittedly weak) theory is you have not yet lost all hope but have simply turned to a less social lifestyle and are casually perusing the personals just waiting for my ad to pop up so we can end our days in perpetual bliss or whatever storybook bullsh*t those cookie cutter girls get off on.

I am not an extremely picky guy. Being my dream girl is more a matter of the things you aren’t than the things you are.

My ideal woman
-when asked about her hobbies, has more to say than, “Like, you know, stuff,” or the always popular “shopping, hanging out, music, friends.”
-can think outside her own head and understand that while her wants and needs are her priority (and there’s nothing wrong with that), those around her have their own desires.
-takes care of herself to some degree. We can’t help certain aspects of our appearance, but if you don’t bathe regularly and have eaten yourself fat it demonstrates a fatal lack of respect for yourself that one would expect to bleed into other aspects of your behavior.

If you’ve read this much crap and are actually interested, we might just stand a chance. Send me an email that makes me think, laugh, or hope.

For the love of God, just someone show me you’re not all the same.


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Change tardtxt age and physical info as needed. Had a girl ask if I was bi (I'm straight) because it says "I'm not looking to date guys". I changed it to "because I'm straight".

Ask if she thinks a tiger would beat a gorilla. Most women pick the tiger. Serious, I've gotten 100% response to this question.

Use your real picture. Even if you're fat and ugly, tardtxt shows you're confident, rely on it.

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Disillusion is my cross to bear

But it's your gender's delusion and deceit that nailed me to it.

Let's face it: Women are the weaker gender, and weakest of all seems to be your collective ability to walk a straight line of truth. You're the drunk drivers of the dating world, leaving in your wake smoking heaps of emotional wreckage whose only sin was finding themselves in your way.

Before you cover your monitor in Ben and Jerry's and bust out the typing wand to fire off a strongly worded condemnation of my beliefs that resonated so strongly with your subconscious insecurities, ask yourself if I'm really wrong. Are you a unique and beautiful snowflake who dedicates herself to honesty and the best interests of her partner or a portly princess with entitlement poisoning whose go-to response for not getting expensive enough birthday presents is to hop on the nearest erect penis?

Probably somewhere in between, but you get the idea. Nobody's perfect, but at least you can rationalize your own imperfections by pretending they're the product of your partner's own failings, right?

Well the good news is, your dream date is here, confident you'll make someone very happy some day. Someone else. I can do better.

I hold myself to a higher standard of behavior and expect the same from my partners after watching countless friends reduced to sobbing wrecks at the hands of some of femininity's more dangerous stereotypes: The diseased club slut (aka anything with a vagina found in one), the pretentious book nerd (OMG free trade coffee!), even the subtly insane girl next door who's less than forthcoming about her atomic biological clock's impending alarm.

I couldn't give you a great answer on why I'm posting this given your likely quality as a craigslist whore (two rungs above club slut with single mom's in between?), but given past experiences the best women are found in the most unlikely of circumstances.


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After meticulously examining your online dating profile, I have reached the conclusion that we would make wonderful offspring together. I would very much enjoy engaging in the normal boring courtship ritual in which I destroy large portions of my earning power on activities with you while awkwardly building rapport in hopes for that first piece of fleeting physical contact. In the event that you have constructed enough trust, comfort, and connection with me, perhaps we can get married, buy a two story house with a white picket fence, have 2.5 children, and a Labrador Retriever (color to be determined). After 10 years, one of two things will happen: I will cheat on you with a college aged blonde cokewhore or you will trip and fall on the dick of a tradesman. Either will result in you taking half of my shit. If you are interested, please let me know.


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You're everything I didn't think I wanted in a girl.


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Do you even lift?


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What's a beautiful girl like you doing in this sea of swamp donkeys?


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Lets get drunk and make some mistakes.


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The way I see it is, we could begin by getting to know basic info about each other here, then you could join me in the "first date", maybe to a place like the state fair, where we continue to talk about things that are seemingly insignificant at the time, yet important to a successful relationship, such as where your dream wedding location would be, or what my favorite candy is (it's Reeses).

After several fulfilling years, and ultimately decades, of sharing things like burnt pasta dinners, me having to come get you because your car broke down in the ghetto, nights spent making passionate love together to a "Love Songs of the '90s" soundtrack, and ultimately having the life of two stereotypical romantic comedy characters, we could spend our final years together traveling the country in an RV, visiting bingo halls and casinos.

[CHENZ A!]

this guy is on ChiefsPlanet.com and all of his threads have been 'going to a strip club', 'gonna get an escort', 'online dating is really tough!!!', 'muslims are INSANE', 'I'm a racist'...

this guy creeps me out

he's probably a serial killer; if not, he's gonna off himself within the year

Haha

[gblowfish]

It is funny. Because most of 5he ones that write that have a bikini self shot in the mirror.

I guess this profile pic is out of the question...

[DonkyPuncher]

Yeah I'm gonna update my profile cause I'm definitely doing something wrong lol

I'm 6'2 so definitely not short hmm.

I will admit that I'm avg in looks. Calvin Klevin and Abercrombie wont be knocking on my door anytime soon haha.

I'll keep giving it a shot and give an update later.

Okay just checked my profile and this chubby asian chick sent me a message

And also a 43 yr old mom of 3 sent me a message back. She is pretty(not a dime by any means but she is at least a a 6.5 or 7)


Doesn't matter if she is a F***in 10, she has 3 kids F**k that....

[BWillie]

When I was single I honestly found internet dating to be really easy, at least compared to real life.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I have real empathy for anyone who is single. If my wife and I split up I can't even imagine getting back into the game, especially with how irrationally it's played.

Best of luck dude; I have no advice for you.

[Radar Chief]

So I scan my spam filter before deleting what it catches and one day I see a message from married_but_lonely.com and I’m like shouldn’t that be rename to looking_to_get_shot_by_someone’s_husband.com?

[BWillie]

If you send a message that says... How r u? Yeah, that's getting deleted. Also, if you have a picture of yourself shirtless anywhere in your profile, I don't care how buff or defined you may be, your message will get deleted.

See I don't understand chicks. I think it should be the other way around. Everybody should have at least one picture that adequately shows their physique or body type. Soo many chicks on there just have face shots or pictures at a certain angle and then come to find out they are fat. That is really misleading if you ask me. Put all of it out there so people know what they are getting.

Last I knew POF would remove photos if it wasn't a close up of your face. That is incredibly stupid if you already have a few on there. That places is loaded w/ fat toads with ALL face pics trying to deceive men, then when you meet them you want to puke.

[Garcia Bronco]

See I don't understand chicks. I think it should be the other way around. Everybody should have at least one picture that adequately shows their physique or body type. Soo many chicks on there just have face shots or pictures at a certain angle and then come to find out they are fat. That is really misleading if you ask me. Put all of it out there so people know what they are getting.

Or they're 35 and have pictures from when they were 20. My personal favorite is the "Guy cut out of the picture" picture. It's the one where she's with some guy, but the picture has been half cut. Why even use it in the first place. I don't want to see that shit.

[Dave Lane]

This is a legendary internet dating profile that apparently has a lot of success if you don't look like an inbred. Good luck.

Note: the actual profile part is only the first section. The other crap is more ammo to use.

Thats awesome I might just steal that. My age demo has probably never seen anything like that :)

[Dave Lane]

I have real empathy for anyone who is single. If my wife and I split up I can't even imagine getting back into the game, especially with how irrationally it's played.

Best of luck dude; I have no advice for you.

It's the greatest thing in the world.

[Old Dog]

Doesn't matter if she is a 10, she has 3 kids F**k that....

it seems to me that this is his GOAL....she has kids, so you know she fucks. Win, win

[Lzen]

It is funny. Because most of 5he ones that write that have a bikini self shot in the mirror.

Hopefully not in the bathroom with a floater in the toilet visible.

[CHENZ A!]

Man, I'm different than a lot of you in that I always found it easier to meet women in real life. Don't get me wrong, I tried a couple online dating sites, but never had much luck. It actually seemed like it took way more effort and bullshit online.

[ThaVirus]

I'm sure women on those sites get messaged by EVERY ****ing guy that has a profile.

This right here.

A decently attractive woman in a large city probably gets over 20 messages a day.

A hot one- probably over 50

*I don't have a source for that; just guessing.

[ThaVirus]

I do have a friend that gets all kinds of pussy on POF though. He's a pretty boy with light eyes so I guess the girls just like him.

[CoMoChief]

ashleymadison.com

hellsyeah

[KChiefer]

Looking for tips or just laughs?

http://www.reddit.com/r/OkCupid/

[CoMoChief]

anyone remember those hilarious craigslist dating ads?

like one dude was like 50-60 yrs old and just wanted a companion to stomp around on model train sets like Godzilla or some shit...LMAO

[burt]

Being single has its pluses and minuses.....

[Titty Meat]

Nah.. all they really want is attention - and you're giving it to them.

This. I never found a serious women on any of those dating sites. They either wanted a hookup or attention.

[Bearcat]

I actually think online dating helps with the games, especially if the site requires a paid subscription. It's incredibly easy to filter out those you aren't interested in, and if someone doesn't respond, who cares? I think people tend to be a bit more honest when they fill out an online profile, since they aren't actively making a first impression, and it usually only takes a few seconds to determine how serious they are and how honest they're trying to be.

Granted, I haven't been all that active with it, because it's just not really a priority, I've had decent results with it when I've made an effort.

[Easy 6]

PlentyofFat is a terrible site

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[BWillie]

Being single has its pluses and minuses.....

As a non-single guy....each day I find there are more minuses :deevee:

[R8RFAN]

Jesus told me to sodomize you....

Dude has a new date every weekend and is banging a bunch of chicks... I have been calling him drippy dick

[Spott]

I know you hate the thought but the best place to meet chicks is at CHURCH. :D

Not worth it.

[ModSocks]

Have you tried sending them a picture of your penis?

[Mr. Laz]

You ever try your luck
with a pickup line
But you just sucked
You tell yourself it wasn't you
And I know it's hard to hold it inside
It's days like these I run and hide

[gblowfish]

Have you tried sending them a picture of your penis?

Don't forget to wear crocs. Chicks dig that.

[Pepe Silvia]

If you're going to do the online thing you have to accept the possibility that Eve could be Steve. ;)

[Dave Lane]

Don't forget to wear crocs. Chicks dig that.

With knee high socks and shorts. Make a statement.

[GloryDayz]

ChristianSingles, see if you can find the Church Lady!

ROFLROFLROFL

:grovel::whackit::hump:o:-)

[PunkinDrublic]

You can meet some great girls online but you have to filter through a lot of fuglies. As a guy who has no problem hooking up with fatties, I've found it to be a goldmine. With that being said, if you are looking to meet someone online to be in a relationship you really are shopping on the clearance aisle of life.

[HoneyBadger]

You can meet some great girls online but you have to filter through a lot of fuglies. As a guy who has no problem hooking up with fatties, I've found it to be a goldmine. With that being said, if you are looking to meet someone online to be in a relationship you really are shopping on the clearance aisle of life.

Sometimes you find good deals on the clearance aisle.

[R8RFAN]

My buddy usually meets them at Starbucks at first, he tells them on the phone if they do not look like they do in the picture or close he will pay for the cup of coffee and walk off...

He says never go after a chick with just a headshot...

[Hootie]

you're all morons

[KurtCobain]

You can meet some great girls online but you have to filter through a lot of fuglies. As a guy who has no problem hooking up with fatties, I've found it to be a goldmine. With that being said, if you are looking to meet someone online to be in a relationship you really are shopping on the clearance aisle of life.

Gordman's so fucking needs a dating site. I'd frequent there.

[Valiant]

http://www.farmersonly.com/

Fake.....





not one sheep was listed..

[Discuss Thrower]

you're all morons

Elaborate señor.

[Hootie]

I will say one thing about POF...

SO MANY FAT GIRLS

is there actually a good site out there that isn't 95% obese? Back before Facebook there used to be some KILLER social networking boards like TheDilly.com where a bunch of 17-20 year olds would hang out and make fun of each other and share nudes with one another and meet and hook up and IT WAS LIKE A SUPER COOL HIGH SCHOOL ONLINE but then Facebook had to come and ruin EVERYTHING.

and yes, I eventually got banned and unbanned about 50 times from this site. Apparently I rub people the wrong way online. Who would have guessed that?

[houstonwhodat]

Start a rock band.

You'll have more pussy than you know what to do with, unless you suck.

Girls on internet dating sights are ordering from a menu. They think they can build what they want and it magically appears.

Calvin Klein type guys don't need to go on these sights to find love and neither do the sexy chicks.

[Hootie]

Calvin Klein type guys don't need to go on these sights to find love and neither do the sexy chicks.

Very true.

99% of good looking girls on these sites are single mothers.

90% of girls on these sites are fat.

The hot, undamaged, awesome girls always have boyfriends.

My last three girlfriends had boyfriends when I met them. I believe in the 'it's fair game' if they don't have a ring...otherwise there would be no quality pussy to score EVER.

I also still only date 22 or younger.

[Richard_Cuckold]

thanks for all the feedback folks I do appreciate it.

[Hootie]

thanks for all the feedback folks I do appreciate it.

great it took you long enough

how many innocent women did you abduct, torcher and kill today?

[Richard_Cuckold]

So I went to Hooters last night and exchanged numbers with the bartender. A sexy petite asian girl. We plan on playing tennis together sometime soon. Wow, sure beats internet dating haha

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Don't lie Reighters. You are the "buddy" and you use it to go hoggin.

[houstonwhodat]

So I went to Hooters last night and exchanged numbers with the bartender. A sexy petite asian girl. We plan on playing tennis together sometime soon. Wow, sure beats internet dating haha


Girls, real girls, like guys who take the initiative and aren't afraid to ask them for a phone number or whatever.

It shows confidence in yourself. Besides you do it this way you already know what you're getting. Not some internet advertisement.

You wouldn't believe how many good looking lonely women there are out there because guys are too scared to actually ask them out.

[R8RFAN]

Don't lie Reighters. You are the "buddy" and you use it to go hoggin.

Not me homey, Me and my wife have been together since 89 and I love her more everyday...

I would hate to be single these days, sure a strange shot would be cool and all but I would not trade it for what I have.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I will say one thing about POF...

SO MANY FAT GIRLS

is there actually a good site out there that isn't 95% obese? Back before Facebook there used to be some KILLER social networking boards like TheDilly.com where a bunch of 17-20 year olds would hang out and make fun of each other and share nudes with one another and meet and hook up and IT WAS LIKE A SUPER COOL HIGH SCHOOL ONLINE but then Facebook had to come and ruin EVERYTHING.

and yes, I eventually got banned and unbanned about 50 times from this site. Apparently I rub people the wrong way online. Who would have guessed that?

You might try this one :

www.hotpigs.com

[Hootie]

So I went to Hooters last night and exchanged numbers with the bartender. A sexy petite asian girl. We plan on playing tennis together sometime soon. Wow, sure beats internet dating haha

lol

exchange numbers with a Hooters chick eh?

I think she wanted a tip, and I doubt you ever hear from her

[Spott]

lol

exchange numbers with a Hooters chick eh?

I think she wanted a tip, and I doubt you ever hear from her

Not to mention that bartenders generally come with a lot of baggage.

[ghak99]

Not to mention that bartenders generally come with a lot of baggage.

The never ending calls/texts at 2am from every hose they've ever swallowed isn't near as bad as the possibility of catching their incurable shit or feeding their kids for a decade or better.

[Hootie]

you guys are so out of touch with reality it makes me laugh

[Discuss Thrower]

You wouldn't believe how many good looking lonely women there are out there because guys are too scared to actually ask them out.

I don't believe it 'cause they don't exist.

I dunno, maybe it's a SWMO thing, but if you're a woman who's a 515 or better on the area code and not a nuthouse headcase, being single is a choice you freely make, not because guys are too chickenshit to talk to a hottie.

[ghak99]

I don't believe it 'cause they don't exist.

I dunno, maybe it's a SWMO thing, but if you're a woman who's a 515 or better on the area code and not a nuthouse headcase, being single is a choice you freely make, not because guys are too chickenshit to talk to a hottie.

:hmmm:

You're confusing me. I'm from NMO and I get messages from SWMO girls on a somewhat regular basis. When asked what the hell they're doing hitting up a guy a couple hours away, they give the "I can't find a decent guy in my area" line. Several of the girls have been what I would call an 8 with jobs that put them into the "there is no way I'd pass that up" range.

Perhaps they're choosing to stay single until they find what they're looking for??... or are a well disguised headcase.

Either way, POF is a gold mine.

[Richard_Cuckold]

lol

exchange numbers with a Hooters chick eh?

I think she wanted a tip, and I doubt you ever hear from her

Ha you could be right or you could be wrong

We shall see

[Discuss Thrower]

:hmmm:

You're confusing me. I'm from NMO and I get messages from SWMO girls on a somewhat regular basis. When asked what the hell they're doing hitting up a guy a couple hours away, they give the "I can't find a decent guy in my area" line. Several of the girls have been what I would call an 8 with jobs that put them into the "there is no way I'd pass that up" range.

Perhaps they're choosing to stay single until they find what they're looking for??... or are a well disguised headcase.

Either way, POF is a gold mine.

Funny because half of the girls I saw on POF want a country / southern guy, and that's not really in short supply here.

I guess you're just good looking -something Im clearly lacking after my 2 month foray into online "dating" and being ignored by single women in 5+ years of college.

[Ebolapox]

great it took you long enough

how many innocent women did you abduct, torcher and kill today?

about as much as you've 'tortured' the word torture.

[munkey]

As a non-single guy....each day I find there are more minuses :deevee:

You have to accept being single and embrace it for what it is...if you don't you'll end up settling for someone out of desperation and loneliness...

[Imon Yourside]

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[munkey]

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80% of the profiles posted on Match.com

[DJay23]

I did dating sites for a few years before I met my wife offline through an acquaintance. THis was over 5 years ago, I imagine it's about the same now.

One girl I met on match ended up being a really good friend/f**kbuddy and we compared our profiles one night. We were of relatively equal attractiveness except I had a much better job/situation than her. She was getting around 10 unsolicited messages per day and I'd be lucky to get 10 responses in 50 messages I sent. I don't think I ever got a direct message from anyone. It's an uphill fight for guys. Girls could sit back and be choosy because they were being hunted.

[houstonwhodat]

I did dating sites for a few years before I met my wife offline through an acquaintance. THis was over 5 years ago, I imagine it's about the same now.

One girl I met on match ended up being a really good friend/f**kbuddy and we compared our profiles one night. We were of relatively equal attractiveness except I had a much better job/situation than her. She was getting around 10 unsolicited messages per day and I'd be lucky to get 10 responses in 50 messages I sent. I don't think I ever got a direct message from anyone. It's an uphill fight for guys. Girls could sit back and be choosy because they were being hunted.


I was a member of Great Expectations for a while in the 90's and met plenty of hot chicks.

The photos are real so there is no misrepresentation about their looks.

Everything else is up for grabs.

Usually if a girl at GE will go out with you she will sleep with you.

The question is how many dates will it take?

[Spott]

You have to accept being single and embrace it for what it is...if you don't you'll end up settling for someone out of desperation and loneliness...

Being single is where it's at. Freedom is not overrated. :)

[Titty Meat]

I've been talking to this chick from a dating website she's cute and has a great job. Anyway she started saying some weird stuff about her childhood and how she leads guys on I was like http://imageshack.us/a/img15/2228/timduncanokthatsenuf.png

I think any good looking chick on a dating website is flawed unless they are an overnight worker or something. I find it hard to imagine a good looking chick doesn't have hundreds of men after her offline unless something is fucked up.

[DJay23]

I was a member of Great Expectations for a while in the 90's and met plenty of hot chicks.

The photos are real so there is no misrepresentation about their looks.

Everything else is up for grabs.

Usually if a girl at GE will go out with you she will sleep with you.

The question is how many dates will it take?

I was sincere about finding a relationship so I was disappointed a lot when I met some of these women and they didn't live up to the hype I built in my head. I don't know why it took me so long, but eventually I lowered my expectations and was only looking for one thing, and you're right, it's there for the taking.

[Discuss Thrower]

Teehee, I decided to create a fake profile based around a fictional character. If only I had a good fake pic to use.

[houstonwhodat]

I was sincere about finding a relationship so I was disappointed a lot when I met some of these women and they didn't live up to the hype I built in my head. I don't know why it took me so long, but eventually I lowered my expectations and was only looking for one thing, and you're right, it's there for the taking.


I don't know if Great Expectation is still around or if it works the same way.

It's much better than internet dating but costs way more.

The way it used to work was this:

1) You browse through the books of photos of the girls filed alphabetically and find someone who catches your eye
2) You get the video from the front desk and listen to the same sets of questions they ask everyone. You're looking for a nice laugh and a voice that won't irritate the shit out of you
3) When you want to meet someone you fill out a card and leave it with the front desk
4) The front desk then contacts that person to get an answer
5) If they say yes you get their phone number and it's up to you then


I met some girls that ****ed me on the first date, some wanted to marry me.

I got one pregnant and she had an abortion.

Some were raving lunatics.

See if there is one near you and you will have a great time if you can afford it.

Or start a rock band.....

[Spott]

Teehee, I decided to create a fake profile based around a fictional character. If only I had a good fake pic to use.

Matt Cassel for a guy, Kirstie Tynes for a girl.

[Discuss Thrower]

Mark Castlefor a guy, Kirstie Tynes for a girl.

Oh no, something that spoke to my background of me having a ****ing worthless English degree.

Also, FYP.

Five minutes on POF using the MeetMe, already seen the one crazy that called me one night raving about JimmyJohns being closed at 8pm, making Egg sandwiches and something about air conditioning and a whooooooooooooole lot of women who aren't even approaching 414 status on the area code.

Also, a sorority girl from my college which all but lends credence to the notion damaged women seek out online dating avenues.

[Spott]

Oh no, something that spoke to my background of me having a ****ing worthless English degree.

Also, FYP.

Five minutes on POF using the MeetMe, already seen the one crazy that called me one night raving about JimmyJohns being closed at 8pm, making Egg sandwiches and something about air conditioning and a whooooooooooooole lot of women who aren't even approaching 414 status on the area code.

Also, a sorority girl from my college which all but lends credence to the notion damaged women seek out online dating avenues.

You mean they don't live close to Wisconsin?

[KCGal]

I know you hate the thought but the best place to meet chicks is at CHURCH. :D

This is so true! The ratio of single men to women is just not fair! And a lot of the men are more "beta" males. The real question is where does a normal woman go to meet a man???

[Discuss Thrower]

This is so true! The ratio of single men to women is just not fair! And a lot of the men are more "beta" males. The real question is where does a normal woman go to meet a man???

College.

[Spott]

This is so true! The ratio of single men to women is just not fair! And a lot of the men are more "beta" males. The real question is where does a normal woman go to meet a man???

The ratio should be about the same. It's just that a lot of guys that are married or in relationships still go out and pick up women.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Teehee, I decided to create a fake profile based around a fictional character. If only I had a good fake pic to use.

Midnight Vulture

[KCGal]

College.

Lol that is true. My mamma forgot to sit me down and explain that.

[R8RFAN]

A man is born to take care of a woman...
So, ladies make sure you put your head on the right pillow...

Because a man who doesn't acknowledge this truth is not worth being with.... all the real men know it and act accordingly...

Sure, with youth (there is growth, hope and awareness), but the foolish, self-centered men never grasp this concept and for this they end up the losers in the love and the relationship area... ever searching, always blaming, never really attaining...

Also a man who doesn't recognize that this is what he was born to do, is not worth much in other 'real' men's eyes (no matter how much they may protest). A man is not worth much in his own eyes, either, if he doesn't follow the laws of nature and God... causing them their escape, addictions, over-emphasis on sex, violence, objectifying and oppressing the feminine. Because it's their need and desire of her that they fear...

Men admire other men who provide well and take care of their woman ...and families...

In most all instances, the look on a woman's face will tell you much about the man in her life...

[Discuss Thrower]

Midnight Vulture

Wouldn't fit the persona I've used.

UPDATE: .. wow... this is like.. seriously depressing.

[Titty Meat]

Wouldn't fit the persona I've used.

UPDATE: .. wow... this is like.. seriously depressing.

Post em bro

[Hammock Parties]

A man is born to take care of a woman...


What about that equal rights bullshit then?

[Discuss Thrower]

Post em bro

I don't think I've seen more than two profiles of women I'd ever be attracted to in normal circumstances. It's just a total dearth of any talent.

[Lumpy]

A man is born to take care of a woman...

:spock: What?

ROFL

[Discuss Thrower]

A man is born to take care of a woman...
So, ladies make sure you put your head on the right pillow...

Because a man who doesn't acknowledge this truth is not worth being with.... all the real men know it and act accordingly...

Sure, with youth (there is growth, hope and awareness), but the foolish, self-centered men never grasp this concept and for this they end up the losers in the love and the relationship area... ever searching, always blaming, never really attaining...

Also a man who doesn't recognize that this is what he was born to do, is not worth much in other 'real' men's eyes (no matter how much they may protest). A man is not worth much in his own eyes, either, if he doesn't follow the laws of nature and God... causing them their escape, addictions, over-emphasis on sex, violence, objectifying and oppressing the feminine. Because it's their need and desire of her that they fear...

Men admire other men who provide well and take care of their woman ...and families...

In most all instances, the look on a woman's face will tell you much about the man in her life...

I don't know what this means..

[Bump]

that sounds like the women here in Boston. I mean, broken up couples here still live together all the time and they hate each other, but it's Boston. Nobody can afford to live on their own so, they gotta stay living with them.

I dated a few chicks (like for more than 1 night) since I moved here and all of them, all of them started talking about trying to move in my house after about a month. Fuck that shit. Maybe after a few years, wtf. But now that I've been here, that's just the norm I guess. People here will date people they don't like because they need a roommate.

[BlackHelicopters]

My advice: Start drinking heavily.

[Skyy God]

I was going to suggest Dungeons & Dragons. I met my wife at a D&D game in college. For real. She wasn't really into the game, she just came with one of my friends.

This explains so much.

[Skyy God]

Ha you could be right or you could be wrong

We shall see

You've got better odds landing a supermodel on POF than this date actually materializing.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

If you are hung like a tripod (of course you post on CP) send them pics of Mr. Happy.

[Spott]

A man is born to take care of a woman...
So, ladies make sure you put your head on the right pillow...

Because a man who doesn't acknowledge this truth is not worth being with.... all the real men know it and act accordingly...

Sure, with youth (there is growth, hope and awareness), but the foolish, self-centered men never grasp this concept and for this they end up the losers in the love and the relationship area... ever searching, always blaming, never really attaining...

Also a man who doesn't recognize that this is what he was born to do, is not worth much in other 'real' men's eyes (no matter how much they may protest). A man is not worth much in his own eyes, either, if he doesn't follow the laws of nature and God... causing them their escape, addictions, over-emphasis on sex, violence, objectifying and oppressing the feminine. Because it's their need and desire of her that they fear...

Men admire other men who provide well and take care of their woman ...and families...

In most all instances, the look on a woman's face will tell you much about the man in her life...

Have you started smoking crack?