Funny stuff from SBNation...Andy Reid is making the pick, not Dorsey

[htismaqe]

It's probably a Q but it's still funny as hell and I could find it anywhere.

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/2/25/4027516/john-dorsey-andy-reid-combine

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/8686995/reid_1.0_standard_730.0.jpg

Kansas City's front office in one image.

Still wondering how the power structure works in Kansas City these days? Here's one GIF that sums it all up pretty nicely.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2234093/yumyumandy.gif

John Dorsey works for Andy Reid. Any questions?

What, you thought we were just going some easy large-man-gets-sandwich joke? Nope, not even with this GIF.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2234133/reidnoms.gif

Come on, we all love a sandwich, especially one delivered by a hand-picked general manager.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

According to those Gifs we're getting Geno

[RealSNR]

John, here's what I want you to do. I want you to go get me a roast beef sandwich. Then I want you to go fuck yourself. Capiche?

[Messier]

Did people doubt Reid was in charge?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Any way you chop it up, that's funny.

[Hammock Parties]

2nd GIF andy says YOU GONNA EAT THAT

[Johnny Vegas]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2234093/yumyumandy.gif

he throws his hands up right as John pushes the sandwich to him like, 'what? a fucking sandwich? and only one?'

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Gotta leave the room. The relationship is far to young and tender to withstand an Indianapolis hooker and blow fart at this stage.

[Fish]

It's probably a Q but it's still funny as hell and I could find it anywhere.

Still wondering how the power structure works in Kansas City these days? Here's one GIF that sums it all up pretty nicely.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2234093/yumyumandy.gif

John Dorsey works for Andy Reid. Any questions?

Come on, we all love a sandwich, especially one delivered by a hand-picked general manager.

What no fucking mayo John? JFC!

LMAO

[wazu]

I don't get it.

[Hammock Parties]

I don't get it.

it's a fat guy eating. it's great.

[htismaqe]

it's a fat guy eating. it's great.

Better, it's a fat guy saying "what the fuck did you just bring me? It's small and it's on a fucking CROISSANT."

[HemiEd]

The "regular" Coke sitting there is very telling. Is he far behind Mangino on the heart attack scale?

[htismaqe]

The "regular" Coke sitting there is very telling. Is he far behind Mangino on the heart attack scale?

I like John Dorsey more now. Guy drinks Venti Starbucks and water. Hardcore.

[loochy]

What kind of sandwich is that? It looks like a breakfast sandwich maybe....english muffin with eggs and bacon. Mmmmm

[Dayze]

Dorsey ran to QT real quick to get a sammich.
Reid though he was gong to bring him a jalepeno and cheddar hot dog

[htismaqe]

What kind of sandwich is that? It looks like a breakfast sandwich maybe....english muffin with eggs and bacon. Mmmmm

They were talking about it on the radio.

It does look like a breakfast sammy, with like sourdough bread or something.

[htismaqe]

Is Dorsey growing a fucking mustache?

ROFL

[HemiEd]

I like John Dorsey more now. Guy drinks Venti Starbucks and water. Hardcore.

Nice Gif, lots of stuff going on there, thanks for posting it.

Two thumbs up by Reid for the chow!

How can you tell that is Venti?

Just curious, as I am not much of a starbucks guy, but do like expresso and strong coffee.

[htismaqe]

Nice Gif, lots of stuff going on there, thanks for posting it.

Two thumbs up by Reid for the chow!

How can you tell that is Venti?

Just curious, as I am not much of a starbucks guy, but do like expresso and strong coffee.

I usually drink double espresso, which comes in a short cup. When I do drink latte or cappucino, it's a Venti. That's definitely a Venit cup.

[Fat Elvis]

I bet it was Dorsey's sandwich.

[Chiefs=Champions]

I love how he pulls the meal close in ther third gif. Its like a dawg eating a bone and growling if u get too close. That shit is instinct.

[BigRock]

The "regular" Coke sitting there is very telling. Is he far behind Mangino on the heart attack scale?

Clark initially brought him a Coke Zero, but Reid was like "I come all the way down here to save your franchise and all you got for me is diet soda?"

[Rasputin]

It's probably a Q but it's still funny as hell and I could find it anywhere.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2234133/reidnoms.gif

Come on, we all love a sandwich, especially one delivered by a hand-picked general manager.



He offers Dorsey the other sandwich in this one.

[Chiefs=Champions]

They were talking about it on the radio.

It does look like a breakfast sammy, with like sourdough bread or something.

If the kc media had any balls (which they dont) they would ask reid what kind of sammich that was first question.

[htismaqe]

He offers Dorsey the other sandwich in this one.

Yeah, he's like "this ain't bad, you want some?"

[htismaqe]

If the kc media had any balls (which they dont) they would ask reid what kind of sammich that was first question.

Oh he'll get asked. TJ was talking with the morning guys about it this morning. He'll get asked. :D

[Chiefs=Champions]

He offers Dorsey the other sandwich in this one.

No way man. thats reid pulling his meal in closer. pure fat guy instinct. protect yo food from skinny gms dawg

[htismaqe]

No way man. thats reid pulling his meal in closer. pure fat guy instinct. protect yo food from skinny gms dawg

I just watched again a couple of times.

He totally pulls it towards Dorsey and says "this is good, if you don't want any I'll take it" and pulls it towards himself.

All in the span of about 2 seconds.

ROFL

"If you ain't gonna eat this, I am!"

[htismaqe]

Is Dorsey growing a fucking mustache?

ROFL

So is anybody else gonna notice?

It looks like Dorsey is growing a Walrus stache. ROFL

[Chiefs=Champions]

Oh he'll get asked. TJ was talking with the morning guys about it this morning. He'll get asked. :D
Perfect. this moment will go down in chiefs law. itll be synonymous with picking Geno. i feel it.

[htismaqe]

Perfect. this moment will go down in chiefs law. itll be synonymous with picking Geno. i feel it.

The 810 Zone is gonna put a breakfast sandwich on the menu called "the Geno", I can feel it now. :D

[Hammock Parties]

The 810 Zone is gonna put a breakfast sandwich on the menu called "the Geno", I can feel it now. :D

Fried chicken sandwich with red beans and rice.

[Chiefs=Champions]

I just watched again a couple of times.

He totally pulls it towards Dorsey and says "this is good, if you don't want any I'll take it" and pulls it towards himself.

All in the span of about 2 seconds.

ROFL

"If you ain't gonna eat this, I am!"

Its really the best thing about it. the moving his food closer to himself thing. u cant reach another two inches andy? That food aint going any where. besides ur currently eating half.

[Chiefs=Champions]

The 810 Zone is gonna put a breakfast sandwich on the menu called "the Geno", I can feel it now. :D

:hail:

[htismaqe]

Fried chicken sandwich with red beans and rice.

http://www.clevescene.com/binary/3e89/1349813923-thats-racist.gif

[HemiEd]

He offers Dorsey the other sandwich in this one.

Yeah, it was one of those obligatory offers, but was really one of those "don't you fucking dare take it or regret it for a thousand days" gestures.

[Chiefs=Champions]

I would also like to add that the thumbs up upon the suprise sammich is a lot more.moving than i originally thought. for a big guy so into his work at the combine that really broke character. he was really overjoyed when he got that sammich. a true full heart moment. like when a child gets that toy they wanted for christmas.

[htismaqe]

I would also like to add that the thumbs up upon the suprise sammich is a lot more.moving than i originally thought. for a big guy so into his work at the combine that really broke character. he was really overjoyed when he got that sammich. a true full heart moment. like when a child gets that toy they wanted for christmas.

ROFL

[HemiEd]

So is anybody else gonna notice?

It looks like Dorsey is growing a Walrus stache. ROFL

When in Rome....

[Fish]

I would also like to add that the thumbs up upon the suprise sammich is a lot more.moving than i originally thought. for a big guy so into his work at the combine that really broke character. he was really overjoyed when he got that sammich. a true full heart moment. like when a child gets that toy they wanted for christmas.

LMAO....

You inferred all this from watching a 3 second gif of him eating a sandwich?

[htismaqe]

When in Rome....

I mean it could have been one of those cases of "I'm at the combine, I don't have time to shave" or "Damn it, I forgot my razor".

But no, he face is clean-shaven. Everywhere except his upper lip.

[htismaqe]

LMAO....

You inferred all this from watching a 3 second gif of him eating a sandwich?

Dude, you didn't?

[Chiefs=Champions]

LMAO....

You inferred all this from watching a 3 second gif of him eating a sandwich?

Im an expert in fat guy behaviour.

[Fish]

Dude, you didn't?

I guess I'm still learning......

[HemiEd]

I mean it could have been one of those cases of "I'm at the combine, I don't have time to shave" or "Damn it, I forgot my razor".

But no, he face is clean-shaven. Everywhere except his upper lip.

Yeah, good call. He is clearly fitting in with Reid and is without a doubt subordinate to him. Several things in this gif point that out, if it wasn't obvious already.

[Chiefs=Champions]

That thumbs up will be similar to what i do when we get Geno. Though not being at large person myself - itll more be a harlem shake kinda deal. similar pure bliss moment though.

[B14ckmon]

Really can't see Geno happening if they are shopping the #1 pick.

[Fish]

Really can't see Geno happening if they are shopping the #1 pick.

Why? The Chiefs are in complete control. It would be a disservice if they didn't entertain every possible scenario, no matter how unlikely.

[Chiefs=Champions]

Why? The Chiefs are in complete control. It would be a disservice if they didn't entertain every possible scenario, no matter how unlikely.

For crying out loud. i really need to work out how to block him fully. anyone who says this dude isnt a complete troll is full of it. he comes into such a joyess happy thread and makes it about himself.

APOX ON THEE BLACKMON. APOX

[Johnny Vegas]

I would also like to add that the thumbs up upon the suprise sammich is a lot more.moving than i originally thought. for a big guy so into his work at the combine that really broke character. he was really overjoyed when he got that sammich. a true full heart moment. like when a child gets that toy they wanted for christmas.

you see I don't look at it as a thumbs up. He's holding things in both hands. A marker in the right and a napkin in the left. I feel he was more shocked and expressed with his hands in disbelief that Dorsey only brought one sandwich.

[B14ckmon]

For crying out loud. i really need to work out how to block him fully. anyone who says this dude isnt a complete troll is full of it. he comes into such a joyess happy thread and makes it about himself.

APOX ON THEE BLACKMON. APOX

Adam Caplan reports the following: "Multiple execs I spoke to in Indy suggested the Chiefs are seeking move out from the #1 overall spot regardless if they acquire a QB ([Nick} Foles, [Alex] Smith) or not."

[htismaqe]

you see I don't look at it as a thumbs up. He's holding things in both hands. A marker in the right and a napkin in the left. I feel he was more shocked and expressed with his hands in disbelief that Dorsey only brought one sandwich.

ROFL

[The Franchise]

Adam Caplan reports the following: "Multiple execs I spoke to in Indy suggested the Chiefs are seeking move out from the #1 overall spot regardless if they acquire a QB ([Nick} Foles, [Alex] Smith) or not."

So basically the Chiefs are looking at all opportunities. That doesn't mean shit. Every team that has the #1 pick is going to see what they can get for it.

[Chiefs=Champions]

Im not reading that post blackbobmon. u are on my ignore list and i hate u, u pooey bum face. Go rape a horse.

[B14ckmon]

So basically the Chiefs are looking at all opportunities. That doesn't mean shit. Every team that has the #1 pick is going to see what they can get for it.

I guess if you ignore the last part of that quote.

[htismaqe]

Is he trying to ruin our fun thread?

I can't see a thing he posts, so I'm asking.

[Chiefs=Champions]

So basically the Chiefs are looking at all opportunities. That doesn't mean shit. Every team that has the #1 pick is going to see what they can get for it.

STOP IT PLEASE. THIS ISNT ABOUT BLACKSOILEDPANTSMON THIS IS ABOUT A FAT MAN EATING A SAMMICH

[The Franchise]

I guess if you ignore the last part of that quote.

No.

Even if the Chiefs don't trade for Smith/Foles.....they're going to see what someone will offer them for the #1 pick. Even if the Chiefs are in love with Geno and plan on taking him with the #1 pick....they're going to see if the offer they get outweighs the value they'll get with Geno. Why wouldn't they?

[Fish]

Adam Caplan reports the following: "Multiple execs I spoke to in Indy suggested the Chiefs are seeking move out from the #1 overall spot regardless if they acquire a QB ([Nick} Foles, [Alex] Smith) or not."

That's completely meaningless. Suggestions from other executives are completely and totally meaningless this time of year.

[Chiefs=Champions]

Is he trying to ruin our fun thread?

I can't see a thing he posts, so I'm asking.

Yes. Hes taking a break from fucking his own mother and is grumpy cause his sister wasnt involved. so hes ruining our thread.

[htismaqe]

THIS IS ABOUT A FAT MAN EATING A SAMMICH

Can I get an amen?!?!?!

http://i.imgur.com/KrZEk.gif

[loochy]

B14ckmon = B14ckbob

[Fish]

you see I don't look at it as a thumbs up. He's holding things in both hands. A marker in the right and a napkin in the left. I feel he was more shocked and expressed with his hands in disbelief that Dorsey only brought one sandwich.

I have evidently underestimated the relationship between a fat man and his sammich...

[B14ckmon]

B14ckmon = B14ckbob

No. Unless you think that guy was a Jaguars fan or something.

[Chiefs=Champions]

Everytime a fat man gets a sammich an angel gets its wings.

[htismaqe]

I have evidently underestimated the relationship between a fat man and his sammich...

Yes, yes, you have.

Fat men LOVE their sammiches.

And their chicken-fried steak.

And milkshakes.

I'm fucking hungry, brb.

[htismaqe]

Everytime a fat man gets a sammich an angel gets its wings.

ROFL

I just spit coffee all over my keyboard!

[Sorter]

I'm curious. Given the amount of admitted trolling B14ckmon does, should we just create a thread and put the instructions for Super Ignore there so everyone has access to it?

[Mr. Laz]

And their chicken-fried steak.
:drool:

chicken-fried steak and mashed potatoes with gravy poured over everything

[The Franchise]

:drool:

chicken-fried steak and mashed potatoes with gravy poured over everything

You son of a bitch.

Now I'm fucking hungry.

[B14ckmon]

I'm curious. Given the amount of admitted trolling B14ckmon does, should we just create a thread and put the instructions for Super Ignore there so everyone has access to it?

Like it matters. The people who will actually want to ignore me will end up killing themselves when the Chiefs don't take Geno.

[Fish]

Everytime a fat man gets a sammich an angel gets its wings.

LMAO

[htismaqe]

You son of a bitch.

Now I'm fucking hungry.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s171/dpod41/Boxxy/GIFs/Nom.gif

[Johnny Vegas]

I have evidently underestimated the relationship between a fat man and his sammich...

always always always bring a fat man 2 sandwiches. If it was good you know damn well he wants another. Plus most likely the added volume in his gut will push out last nights supper a little easier. He ain't drinking coffee so we know he prolly hasn't taken a shit yet till he eats.

[The Franchise]

Dude......a chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes sandwich.......

I'm going to make that shit.

[Mr. Laz]

Dude......a chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes sandwich.......

I'm going to make that shit.
open-faced?

white or dark gravy?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Everytime a fat man gets a sammich an angel gets its wings.

That explains the bakers half dozen of wingless angels standing outside on my porch.

[The Franchise]

open-faced?

white or dark gravy?

Open faced with white gravy.

[Chiefs=Champions]

ROFL

I just spit coffee all over my keyboard!

I am glad i could help

[Chiefs=Champions]

That explains the bakers half dozen of wingless angels standing outside on my porch.

LMAO

[htismaqe]

That explains the bakers half dozen of wingless angels standing outside on my porch.

Do you put buffalo sauce on them?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ROFL

Chiefs=Good just completely slayed me throughout this whole thread.

[Chiefs=Champions]

Im not gonna lie. This thread has made me quite hungry. Thinking sammich.
Cant wait to do the reid slight thumbs up when they bring it to me.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Do you put buffalo sauce on them?

They're getting bony wings out of my house. I'm going to Sams Club for a case of industrial sized Frank's Red Hot

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Im not gonna lie. This thread has made me quite hungry. Thinking sammich.
Cant wait to do the reid slight thumbs up when they bring it to me.

I'm going to have someone video tape me doing this. It's the new CP meme.

[Mr. Laz]

Open faced with white gravy.
awesome

white meat = white gravy
dark meat = dark gravy


some Texas toast and corn on the side :thumb:



i'm hungry now. :doh!:

[The Franchise]

awesome

white meat = white gravy
dark meat = dark gravy


some Texas toast and corn on the side :thumb:



i'm hungry now. :doh!:

Yep.....fuck.

[Chiefs=Champions]

I'm going to have someone video tape me doing this. It's the new CP meme.

Raises hands slightly in indication of vast overwhelming joy at this post.

[Johnny Vegas]

Raises hands slightly in indication of vast overwhelming joy at this post.

yay

[Chiefs=Champions]

It will be a meme damn it. it will.

[tony77]

Yes sir Mr reid

[Rasputin]

Dude......a chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes sandwich.......

I'm going to make that shit.

Bacon with bacon I think that is a sausage bacon and egg sammich right there.

[gblowfish]

People are making way too much out of this. Dorsey was just being a nice guy and brought Andy a sammich. How long can you watch guys run 40 yard dashes before you get bored out of your tree???

[htismaqe]

People are making way too much out of this. Dorsey was just being a nice guy and brought Andy a sammich. How long can you watch guys run 40 yard dashes before you get bored out of your tree???

You do realize the ENTIRE PREMISE of this thread is a joke, right?

It's FUNNY.

We're not analyzing anything, we're HAVING FUN amidst the depressing rumors about Alex fucking Smith.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You do realize the ENTIRE PREMISE of this thread is a joke, right?

It's FUNNY.

We're not analyzing anything, we're HAVING FUN amidst the depressing rumors about Alex fucking Smith.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZcF4bOTjZAY/SWGrzqWnquI/AAAAAAAAAA4/ele4-WurcGo/s400/andy_reid.gif

[Rasputin]

Andy is like Dr. Zoidberg with that sandwich.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Reid rocking the Diet Coke right now.

[the Talking Can]

thumbs up is the new deal with it

[htismaqe]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZcF4bOTjZAY/SWGrzqWnquI/AAAAAAAAAA4/ele4-WurcGo/s400/andy_reid.gif

ROFL ROFL ROFL

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii205/dizzwah/cryeatsandwich.gif

[Saccopoo]

It looks like Dorsey says "Here, eat something."

Reid is so focused he's forgotten to even eat.

[the Talking Can]

can you imagine pioli getting a sandwich for haley?

he'd spit in it...

then todd would ask, "did you spit in it?....you did, didn't you, you mother fucker?"

[Mr. Laz]

oh man ... i'm stuffed now

didn't have the texas toast but chicken fried steak,potatoes,corn and a hunk of break for sopping up extra gravy.

my stomach is going to burst ....

http://thedolphintalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/overeating.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

you fuckers LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

What the fuck is a Sandwhich?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

What the fuck is a Sandwhich?

It's Reid and Dorsey figuring out which sand to pound if they bring in Alex fucking Smiff.

[htismaqe]

Anybody else think it's ironic that the Scott Pioli era ENDED with a sandwich and the Reid era STARTS with a sandwich?

ROFL

[Seanathon]

You won't let me sign Geno? At least go get me a f****** sandwich then.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Anybody else think it's ironic that the Scott ***** era ENDED with a sandwich and the Reid era STARTS with a sandwich?

ROFL

ROFL Holy shit! Where there's smoke, there's a sandwich.

[Hammock Parties]

Anybody else think it's ironic that the Scott ***** era ENDED with a sandwich and the Reid era STARTS with a sandwich?

ROFL

ANDY REID DON'T WANT NO FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY

[htismaqe]

This thread did it for me.

I love Andy Reid.

[BossChief]

Was this during the quarterback work?

Any idea what part?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Look at that 2nd gif again. He is fucking entranced on that sandwich immediately, and almost gives an involuntary motion with 2 thumbs up! :thumb: :thumb:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ROFL That is just cracking me up.

[BossChief]

Look at that 2nd gif again. He is ****ing entranced on that sandwich immediately, and almost gives an involuntary motion with 2 thumbs up! :thumb: :thumb:

Like Homer drooling over a donut.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

And he did push it a bit toward Dorsey in the 3rd gif, not toward himself. Fat people share dammit! We want to eat, but we want to feed you!

[BossChief]

The biggest thing we can get from this is that these guys have a fantastic work relationship.

I would pay good money to have been in that room while Geno was on the field.

[htismaqe]

Like Homer drooling over a donut.

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4664438463792320&pid=15.1

[htismaqe]

And he did push it a bit toward Dorsey in the 3rd gif, not toward himself. Fat people share dammit! We want to eat, but we want to feed you!

It was feigned.

He's like "you want some of this? No? Fine, I'll take it" all in less than 2 seconds. :D

[KCUnited]

The nudge and point is a false offering. That's like having 2 cigarettes left, no one worth a **** is accepting someone's last cigarette or the last sandwich from Reid.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

It was feigned.

He's like "you want some of this? No? Fine, I'll take it" all in less than 2 seconds. :D

ROFL You're right! Pushed it toward him, another point at it saying it was good, then drug it right back toward himself. Nope. Starve bitch. Tha' mine!

[htismaqe]

The nudge and point is a false offering. That's like having 2 cigarettes left, no one worth a **** is accepting someone's last cigarette or the last sandwich from Reid.

ROFL

Exactly.

[Hammock Parties]

We may as well loop this for future use.

http://i.imgur.com/ffV860F.gif

[Hammock Parties]

avatar?

http://i.imgur.com/hWfPk67.gif

[ChiefsCountry]

This proves we have way too much fucking time on our hands today.

[mikey23545]

The biggest thing we can get from this is that these guys have a fantastic work relationship.

I would pay good money to have been in that room while Geno was on the field.


"God, all I can see is Andre Ware when I look at this guy..."

"No shit. You get these guys that look great playing in a damn near 1-AA college conference and all the yokels think they're Jesus in shoulder pads..."

"You bastard! I laughed so hard I spit out out what was left of my sandwich. The least you could do is go get me another one."

"Calm down, Lazy Boy...I'll go grab you another one."

[loochy]

Mmmmm.....open faced club sandwich

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[Mr. Flopnuts]

That 2nd gif just keeps on giving. Man, he's looking around twirling his pen, and then he smells it. The alert just went off in his head. He immediately looks down. He waits a bit, impatiently I might add, and then BOOM! There it is. Transfixed. Right on it. Zoned in. Involuntary 2 thumbs up. He's all in.

Just fucking awesome!

[the Talking Can]

We may as well loop this for future use.

http://i.imgur.com/ffV860F.gif

LMAO

two hands means you're either a pussy or a pro...

[BossChief]

Andy in full attack mode.

[BossChief]

avatar?

http://i.imgur.com/hWfPk67.gif

Bummer

[loochy]

LMAO

two hands means you're either a pussy or a pro...

im thinking pro

[MahiMike]

nah man. He's nervously sitting there, awaiting his food. When it shows up, he throws 2 thumbs up, trying to hide the saliva getting ready to ooze out.

[ndws]

What kind of sandwich is that? It looks like a breakfast sandwich maybe....english muffin with eggs and bacon. Mmmmm

It can be anything as long as its not a fucking PB&J

[Hammock Parties]

Bummer

ROFL

[Rasputin]

avatar?

http://i.imgur.com/hWfPk67.gif

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g312/letsnotforgetratboy/images.jpg

[Johnny Vegas]

LMAO

two hands means you're either a pussy or a pro...

using two hands prevents him from slam dunking it in one bite. You know he wants to hammer the fucking thing, but he scans for any cameras pointing at him before John slides him the sammich and realizes he's being watched. Time for proper, clean sammich eating.

[Johnny Vegas]

I still don't see that he gives it two thumbs up. To me its a, "wtf just one?" gesture because he's holding shit in both hands. His thumbs were free from holding anything.

[vipertpx]

None of this matters. Andy Reid is coach hahahah HAHAHA good luck guys

[HemiEd]

Reid rocking the Diet Coke right now.

Diet? Andy Reid is the big guy with the big mustache.

[Hammock Parties]

Have a Coke and a smile.

http://i.imgur.com/Gle16BA.gif

[htismaqe]

These GIFs are awesome.

[Fish]

Have a Coke and a smile.

http://i.imgur.com/Gle16BA.gif

WTF is with the creepy hand guy?