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Titty Meat
02-25-2013, 11:02 PM
So I lost a bet with Direckshun. The bet was that Dontari Poe wouldn't get 10 total tackles all season. Somehow I lost by Poe still sucks and it was an awful draft pick.

Anyway I have to use Monopoly references in each post I make for a month. Just giving you all a friendly heads up.





SNAKE EYES!

The Franchise
02-25-2013, 11:03 PM
ROFL

Bugeater
02-25-2013, 11:03 PM
Go directly to Jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Bugeater
02-25-2013, 11:04 PM
And the Chiefs' season was over nearly two months ago, why are you just now honoring this bet?

Direckshun
02-25-2013, 11:06 PM
The lesson in all this: never, ever enter into a bet with me. Ever.

KCrockaholic
02-25-2013, 11:07 PM
That's one of the most clever punishments I've ever heard of.

AussieChiefsFan
02-25-2013, 11:07 PM
You nearly won the bet too. Just 28 tackles off.

KurtCobain
02-25-2013, 11:07 PM
And the Chiefs' season was over nearly two months ago, why are you just now honoring this bet?

Yeah, I'm pretty pissed about this.

Direckshun
02-25-2013, 11:08 PM
And the Chiefs' season was over nearly two months ago, why are you just now honoring this bet?

Because I PM'd him, telling him he was long overdue on owning up to his end of the bet.

He's stepping up to the plate. Better late than never.

Isn't that right, billay?

Bugeater
02-25-2013, 11:09 PM
Because I PM'd him, telling him he was long overdue on owning up to his end of the bet.

He's stepping up to the plate. Better late than never.

Isn't that right, billay?
I think he should be penalized at least another week for that.

Direckshun
02-25-2013, 11:10 PM
I think he should be penalized at least another week for that.

I'm willing to let it slide if he puts his back into it and makes it really amusing for the crowd.

Needless to say, billay needs to be super opinionated for the next month.

LiveSteam
02-25-2013, 11:10 PM
I think he should be penalized at least another week for that.

LMAO

Iowanian
02-25-2013, 11:11 PM
I'm surprised you don't have to be "Indigo" for the poverty on Baltic Avenue.


I think you should be clever with it and insult the originator of a fairly original punishment with this....like....Bar fly's like it when Direkshun's mom comes in to drink because she's a community chest and always a free roll.

Shaid
02-25-2013, 11:11 PM
Taking that bet sure was taking a chance.

Direckshun
02-25-2013, 11:12 PM
I'm surprised you don't have to be "Indigo" for the poverty on Baltic Avenue.

That is gold.

Iowanian
02-25-2013, 11:12 PM
In order to treat this like football, Billay is going to need a cheat sheet.

http://www.oomboom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/monopoly-rules-and-instructions.jpg


That should help him refrain from accidental Candy Land references.

Iowanian
02-25-2013, 11:13 PM
Billay should have to change his avatar to one of the least desirable play pieces.....the boot or the iron.

Titty Meat
02-25-2013, 11:13 PM
And the Chiefs' season was over nearly two months ago, why are you just now honoring this bet?

I forgot all about this stupid ass bet until Direck messaged me so what if I keep landing on free parking?

Titty Meat
02-25-2013, 11:14 PM
In order to treat this like football, Billay is going to need a cheat sheet.

http://www.oomboom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/monopoly-rules-and-instructions.jpg


That should help him refrain from accidental Candy Land references.

LOL thanks you're a real community chest!

Ceej
02-25-2013, 11:15 PM
Will North Carolina Ave make the tournament this year?

Direckshun
02-25-2013, 11:15 PM
I forgot all about this stupid ass bet until Direck messaged me so what if I keep landing on free parking?

Oh man. You are going to have to do a lot better than that.

This needs to be a creative pursuit of yours for the next month.

If you have the game lying around, I'd go get it right now and park it next to your computer. It's time to have fun.

MagicHef
02-25-2013, 11:16 PM
I forgot all about this stupid ass bet until Direck messaged me so what if I keep landing on free parking?

Boo

Iowanian
02-25-2013, 11:16 PM
Save the water works for the electric company. If you steal any of my stuff I'm going to luxury tax your ass

Direckshun
02-25-2013, 11:17 PM
LOL thanks you're a real community chest!

Getting warmer.

Hammock Parties
02-25-2013, 11:19 PM
would you like some monopoly gifs?

should be easy to make some from youtube videos.

Titty Meat
02-25-2013, 11:21 PM
would you like some monopoly gifs?

should be easy to make some from youtube videos.

Yes please i'll take a chance card.

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-25-2013, 11:28 PM
I hope Geno parks his chocolate penii at our place...
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SPchief
02-25-2013, 11:31 PM
LMAO

RealSNR
02-25-2013, 11:33 PM
Be sure to read all the Chance and Community Chest cards, billay. Those are going to be your saving graces for the next month, since they include the most material to work with.

But if all you do is repeat the same one, like "Nice post, man! You win $10 in a beauty contest!" there will be boos.

Frazod
02-25-2013, 11:33 PM
You got owned by Direckshun ROFL

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQptDdTUJt5_gHIqKzeYQHNW3osGpJarkfkn-BcHQl-Jfo6eAcjPA

RealSNR
02-25-2013, 11:34 PM
Y'know? I'm kind of jealous. This actually looks like fun. I may just start speaking in Monopoly references for the hell of it.

RealSNR
02-25-2013, 11:37 PM
I forgot all about this stupid ass bet until Direck messaged me so what if I keep landing on free parking?
Man, you suck. The correct answer was:

"I forgot all about this stupid ass bet until Direck messaged me and gave me a Short Line about how I need to honor the wager."

Hammock Parties
02-25-2013, 11:38 PM
please investigate star wars monopoly

RealSNR
02-25-2013, 11:40 PM
Read the rules too, billay. You could have some real fun talking about the draft and free agency by referring to the rule that says you must build evenly

Direckshun
02-25-2013, 11:49 PM
Read the rules too, billay. You could have some real fun talking about the draft and free agency by referring to the rule that says you must build evenly

Oh my god. You are a saint.

MagicHef
02-25-2013, 11:50 PM
Y'know? I'm kind of jealous. This actually looks like fun. I may just start speaking in Monopoly references for the hell of it.

We need another bet.

Direckshun
02-25-2013, 11:54 PM
I'm already in a bet regarding an Alex Smith trade. I always like to keep an iron in the fire.

I'm always entertaining offers, however.

RealSNR
02-25-2013, 11:56 PM
We need another bet.

I'll be honest. I really don't give a rip about anything football right now except for ensuring that Geno becomes a Chief.

But if you think of a good one, I might change my mind.

Direckshun
02-26-2013, 12:01 AM
I'll bet that Manti Te'o falls out of the second round.

Anybody interested?

We can make our punishment Te'o themed.

RealSNR
02-26-2013, 12:02 AM
I'll bet that Manti Te'o falls out of the second round.

Anybody interested?

We can make our punishment Te'o themed.

I called him falling out of the FOURTH round after the girlfriend scandal.

MagicHef
02-26-2013, 12:02 AM
I'll be honest. I really don't give a rip about anything football right now except for ensuring that Geno becomes a Chief.

But if you think of a good one, I might change my mind.

Well, I'd bet you on that, but what are the chances he doesn't become a Chief? I mean, it's the only logical option.

Unless your HC/GM are particularly incompetent.

RealSNR
02-26-2013, 12:05 AM
Well, I'd bet you on that, but what are the chances he doesn't become a Chief? I mean, it's the only logical option.

Unless your HC/GM are particularly incompetent.

If they are incompetent enough to not draft Geno, I'm going to need to take a break from Chiefs football for awhile. I might not be around Chiefs Planet all that much to honor any bets.

Let's just wait until late April. If we're lucky, the Chiefs will have Geno, mini-camps will be just around the corner, and I'll be in full offseason homer mode like I usually am. That's gonna be the best time for a bet.

Direckshun
02-26-2013, 12:07 AM
I called him falling out of the FOURTH round after the girlfriend scandal.

I think the 4.8 40 is worse, honestly.

MagicHef
02-26-2013, 12:14 AM
How about:

If Alex Smith is traded to the Chiefs, every post you make must contain an acrostic for ALEX. If he is traded somewhere else or SF pays him his bonus on April 1st, every post I make must contain an acrostic for GENO.

Bewbies
02-26-2013, 12:23 AM
This is exactly the type of bet people should make. Leaving forever, or not being able to post is dumb.

These would be even better if you had to start posting like a dumbass and couldn't announce you lost a bet. LMAO

RealSNR
02-26-2013, 12:26 AM
This is exactly the type of bet people should make. Leaving forever, or not being able to post is dumb.

These would be even better if you had to start posting like a dumbass and couldn't announce you lost a bet. LMAO


I'm convinced that after all these years
the way blueballs posted was a bet that he lost kind of like the one
you just described

RealSNR
02-26-2013, 12:27 AM
How about:

If Alex Smith is traded to the Chiefs, every post you make must contain an acrostic for ALEX. If he is traded somewhere else or SF pays him his bonus on April 1st, every post I make must contain an acrostic for GENO.

I'm good, thanks.

Let's just wait it out, dude.

J Diddy
02-26-2013, 12:31 AM
LOL, how in God's name does 1 bet that a 1st rounder picked by the head coach who is also the d coordinator doesn't make 10 tackles in a season?

listopencil
02-26-2013, 12:51 AM
How about:

If Alex Smith is traded to the Chiefs, every post you make must contain an acrostic for ALEX. If he is traded somewhere else or SF pays him his bonus on April 1st, every post I make must contain an acrostic for GENO.


Acrostics are fun, but haiku...now you're talking. Everything is more fun in haiku form.

Dayze
02-26-2013, 01:13 AM
That's the most awesome terms of a bet I've probably ever heard lol. I love this place

Dayze
02-26-2013, 01:14 AM
Billay should have to change his avatar to one of the least desirable play pieces.....the boot or the iron.

LMAOLMAO

BigMeatballDave
02-26-2013, 01:23 AM
10 tackles? Heh.

You almost won LOL...

ThaVirus
02-26-2013, 02:01 AM
Acrostics are fun, but haiku...now you're talking. Everything is more fun in haiku form.

We had a haiku thread here I want to say a year ago or maybe a little more.

It was fucking hilarious.

listopencil
02-26-2013, 02:06 AM
We had a haiku thread here I want to say a year ago or maybe a little more.

It was ****ing hilarious.

Haiku is the dream

Your mind becomes the poem

So lost in the flow

Direckshun
02-26-2013, 02:08 AM
Haiku is the dream

Your mind becomes the poem

So lost in the flow

Which begs the question -- exactly how many syllables is "poem."

listopencil
02-26-2013, 02:11 AM
Which begs the question -- exactly how many syllables is "poem."

Artistic license.

R8RFAN
02-26-2013, 02:22 AM
Will North Carolina Ave make the tournament this year?

Yea as long as we don't lose in the first round of the ACC Tourney

ThaVirus
02-26-2013, 02:28 AM
Which begs the question -- exactly how many syllables is "poem."

Two. Officially.

Cause I said so.

Mrs. Loopner
02-26-2013, 02:43 AM
Hot off the presses... the Iron got the Boot. Being replaced by a cat.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/05/monopoly-piece-vote-nears_n_2626036.html

Monopoly Piece Vote Nears End As Fans Decide On Game's Future

PAWTUCKET, R.I. — The end is near for the shoe, wheelbarrow or iron in the classic Monopoly game as fans vote Tuesday in the final hours of a contest to determine which token to eliminate and which piece to replace it with.

The eight tokens identify the players and have changed quite a lot since Parker Brothers bought the game from its original designer in 1935. The latest changes mark the first time that fans have had a say on which piece to add and which one to toss.

The voting on Facebook is scheduled to close just before midnight Tuesday. Pawtucket-based toy maker Hasbro Inc. will announce the new piece Wednesday morning.

So far, the wheelbarrow, shoe and iron are neck and neck for elimination through the Save Your Token Campaign. The new addition will be a robot, diamond ring, cat, helicopter or guitar.

Fans from more than 120 countries have voted.

The online contest to change the tokens was sparked by chatter on Facebook, where Monopoly has more than 10 million fans.

Monopoly's iconic tokens originated when the niece of game creator Charles Darrow suggested using charms from a charm bracelet for tokens. The real-estate trading game is based on the streets of Atlantic City, N.J., and has sold more than 275 million games worldwide.

The eight tokens are an iron, racecar, Scottie dog, a shoe, thimble, top hat, wheelbarrow and battleship. Most of the pieces were introduced with the first Parker Brothers iteration of the game in 1935, and the Scottie dog and wheelbarrow were added in the early 1950s.

Versions of Monopoly with the new token will come out later this year.

CrazyPhuD
02-26-2013, 02:43 AM
Wait Direckshun made a monopoly themed bet? I thought he didn't like capitalism????

Maybe he meant you were supposed to make references from this version of monopoly?

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Mrs. Loopner
02-26-2013, 02:49 AM
Here kitty? Here pussy?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=149&pictureid=1309

KCrockaholic
02-26-2013, 02:53 AM
I called him falling out of the FOURTH round after the girlfriend scandal.

Go bet $20 on it and win $90. Or if you bet $5 on him going late 2nd round you win $40.

GoHuge
02-26-2013, 03:48 AM
I had a bet with Billay regarding his beloved Cornshuckers. He lost and wasn't allowed to post for a month. He said he was going to honor the bet and gave a goodbye to everyone, but I'm not sure if he actually sat it out for a month.........didn't care enough to pay attention. I do know that Al Bundy POS doesn't honor the bets he makes. You call him out on it and he calls you a stalker. Dude's a shit stain.

CrazyPhuD
02-26-2013, 04:48 AM
BTW I thought you were in perpetual ownership of the B&O railroad? Or was that the Short line?

CrazyPhuD
02-26-2013, 04:49 AM
Oh yea and just because Feb has only 28 days shouldn't mean you get to welch out of the last couple days of Monopolizing the conversation that would just be morally bankrupt

DJ's left nut
02-26-2013, 07:54 AM
Mother of God....this is the greatest bet ever.

Well played, Direkshun.

Mr. Flopnuts
02-26-2013, 07:56 AM
Mother of God....this is the greatest bet ever.

Well played, Direkshun.

Seriously. Why aren't all bets made on here this Marvin Gardens good?

alpha_omega
02-26-2013, 08:03 AM
Monopoly? Pffft, shoulda made it Candyland.

Shox
02-26-2013, 08:08 AM
So I lost a bet with Direckshun. The bet was that Dontari Poe wouldn't get 10 total tackles all season. Somehow I lost by Poe still sucks and it was an awful draft pick.

Anyway I have to use Monopoly references in each post I make for a month. Just giving you all a friendly heads up.

SNAKE EYES!


Totally disagree. He had a very solid rookie year, especially considering his limited experience. He has a ton of upside and will be a very good NT for many years to come.

Rasputin
02-26-2013, 08:08 AM
Here kitty? Here pussy?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=149&pictureid=1309

Take a CHANCE card

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m123/kschihillen/monopoly.jpg

Iowanian
02-27-2013, 11:50 AM
If we trade a 3rd for Alex Smith, I will rape a horse.

Well. We know that Direkshun is all about honoring one's word.

"The #49ers will get a No. 2 pick this year and a similar pick in 2014 from the #Chiefs for QB lex Smith"


Mr Ed........Watch out for your Cornhole
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQA4KM-biQrBIrpt7oNO5qAlrAJ9Y9YOYU_FJrZoQRNMSgtCJ-3

MagicHef
02-27-2013, 12:27 PM
Great foresight in not taking that bet, SNR.

Iowanian
02-27-2013, 12:29 PM
"I was just trying to give the horse a baby" Direkshun


GO Directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 2 second round picks.

RealSNR
03-10-2013, 06:13 PM
So here's the short line:

Bo's Pellini isn't posting nearly enough to honor this sucker. I've read maybe a handful of his posts since the thread was posted.

Rasputin
03-10-2013, 06:18 PM
So here's the short line:

Bo's Pellini isn't posting nearly enough to honor this sucker. I've read maybe a handful of his posts since the thread was posted.

I was wondering if he had to meet a quota?. Havn't seen him post in a while.


He never past go and never collected his $200.00

OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-10-2013, 06:24 PM
There is McDonald's monopoly and a lottery scratchers game.

Titty Meat
03-10-2013, 06:28 PM
So here's the short line:

Bo's Pellini isn't posting nearly enough to honor this sucker. I've read maybe a handful of his posts since the thread was posted.

That's not true at all. "MONOPOLY" or a monopoly reference has been made in everyone of my posts but you wouldn't know you've been too busy post shit about geno smith that nobody reads. You stupid mother fucker. If you are going to accuse provide proof

Coach
03-10-2013, 06:35 PM
Save the water works for the electric company. If you steal any of my stuff I'm going to luxury tax your ass

LMAO

Where do you come up with this shit? Seriously. That's awesome.

Direckshun
03-10-2013, 06:37 PM
That's not true at all. "MONOPOLY" or a monopoly reference has been made in everyone of my posts but you wouldn't know you've been too busy post shit about geno smith that nobody reads. You stupid mother ****er. If you are going to accuse provide proof

Your fulfillment of this bet would barely get you a night's stay at Baltic.

Coach
03-10-2013, 06:38 PM
So here's the short line:

Bo's Pellini isn't posting nearly enough to honor this sucker. I've read maybe a handful of his posts since the thread was posted.

Time to pay your income tax. Either fork over $200 or 10% of your money.

RealSNR
03-10-2013, 07:04 PM
That's not true at all. "MONOPOLY" or a monopoly reference has been made in everyone of my posts but you wouldn't know you've been too busy post shit about geno smith that nobody reads. You stupid mother fucker. If you are going to accuse provide proof

Read my post again, thimblehead. :facepalm:

Mr. Flopnuts
03-10-2013, 07:23 PM
That's not true at all. "MONOPOLY" or a monopoly reference has been made in everyone of my posts but you wouldn't know you've been too busy post shit about geno smith that nobody reads. You stupid mother fucker. If you are going to accuse provide proof

You really deserve to be drug out to the middle of the Mediterranean, and dropped off on the avenue of their biggest city and forced to stay in their high priced hotels wearing a Fuck Muhammad t-shirt with a Park Ave sign on your corn hole.

Direckshun
03-10-2013, 07:27 PM
Whenever I see billay post I feel like I have to pay $50 for every one of my houses and $100 for every hotel.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-10-2013, 07:39 PM
Whenever I see billay post I feel like I have to pay $50 for every one of my houses and $100 for every hotel.

He should have to give $25 to every poster.

Iowanian
03-10-2013, 08:22 PM
I follow the rules and build evenly.

That's why I rip billay equally for his life and football related posts.


The real question is, does Direkshun team up with karasmom as a cheer leader while he's raping that horse over the Alex Smith signing draft pick cost.

Saul Good
03-10-2013, 08:52 PM
He should have to give $25 to every poster.

He could win second place in a one-man beauty contest.

RealSNR
03-11-2013, 01:53 AM
I follow the rules and build evenly.

That's why I rip billay equally for his life and football related posts.


The real question is, does Direkshun team up with karasmom as a cheer leader while he's raping that horse over the Alex Smith signing draft pick cost.

He probably tried to roll doubles to get out of his mom's wombjail, but when he kept sucking at it, his mom pushed him out anyway and sent him a bill for $50

Direckshun
03-11-2013, 07:22 AM
I really was looking forward to this month of billay posting. I felt like the banker.

Too bad he has come up short.

I won a bet with another poster recently over the Alex Smith acquisition, but ever since it was announced (Feb 27th), the poster hasn't returned to ChiefsPlanet to endure his punishment.

C'mon, people.

Saul Good
03-11-2013, 07:38 AM
I really was looking forward to this month of billay posting. I felt like the banker.

Too bad he has come up short.

At least you took a chance.

RealSNR
03-11-2013, 11:05 AM
This thread might have to be my Monopoly entertainment. As long as Bo's Pellini isn't posting all that often and all his Monopoly references suck ass, I feel sorely gypped. It's like I spent all that money putting hotels on Pacific, North Carolina, and Pennsylvania, but nobody ever fucking lands on them.

Bowser
03-11-2013, 11:10 AM
This thread might have to be my Monopoly entertainment. As long as Bo's Pellini isn't posting all that often and all his Monopoly references suck ass, I feel sorely gypped. It's like I spent all that money putting hotels on Pacific, North Carolina, and Pennsylvania, but nobody ever fucking lands on them.

Railroads, man. That's where the money is at. But you need all four. Three just sucks.

Bugeater
03-11-2013, 11:16 AM
I really was looking forward to this month of billay posting. I felt like the banker.

Too bad he has come up short.

I won a bet with another poster recently over the Alex Smith acquisition, but ever since it was announced (Feb 27th), the poster hasn't returned to ChiefsPlanet to endure his punishment.

C'mon, people.
Out with it...who is it?

Lex Luthor
03-11-2013, 11:22 AM
Bo's Pellini isn't posting nearly enough
This is not a post I ever thought I'd see.

Iowanian
03-11-2013, 01:55 PM
Billay is so dumb when he tool the Pepsi Challenge, he chose Jiff


The best part about the old boot getting fired as a game piece would have been that it still had it's night job as Billay's girlfriend's vagina.