Thoughts on Geno

[Red Beans]

Well I started writing my Master's thesis about Ozark music today, had a friend over for dinner and split two bottles of wine between the wife, he, and I. The combo has me writing for the first time in a long while. So I was not pleased with the A. Smith trade, but it's growing on me. With that said, I am cautiously optimistic. Swirl that cautious optimism in with the other two factors, plus the bowl of the old pre-pregnancy vacuum sealed Colorado medical, so that'll make it three, and I've decided in what is probably a "sour grapes" moment to enlighten you all with my opinion of Geno.

He looks like a moron. He may be a mouth breather. I'll most likely not feel this way tomorrow, but at least Alex can grow a semi-respectable beard.
Geno has sleepy eyes, and he can pass a urinalysis. If a guy looks like he's stoned and he can pass a UA, well then...
I'm off to bed and if you're really nice, I'll check up on this thread tomorrow. Just remember, I already poured my glass of anti-freeze while basking in the glow of an AIDS fire. Goodnight, you prince's of the mediocre Midwest, you kings of the castoff QB.

[Hammock Parties]

Keep drinking, because Alex Smith is 2-27-1 against teams that score 24 or more points.

[Red Beans]

Keep drinking, because Alex Smith is 2-27-1 against teams that score 24 or more points.

I lied. I'm looking. 2 & 27 tastes like Penzoil!

[Ming the Merciless]

have a couple a more bottles, and go back to being the cuckold while your friend (the bull) ravages your wife , mocking your tiny & ineffective penis


only a cuckold would like alex smith

[Bugeater]

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a truck carrying a truck carrying a truck carrying a Mercedes.

http://oi50.tinypic.com/rkc8hv.jpg

[Red Beans]

have a couple a more bottles, and go back to being the cuckold while your friend (the bull) ravages your wife , mocking your tiny & ineffective penis


only a cuckold would like alex smith

I'm not sure I like him. My buddy went home to cuckold his own penis after he laughed at mine. The only one awake is your transexual wife and she can't type or comment right now. His hands and mouth are busy Pawn. Cue Floyd's "Wish You Were Here."

[Ming the Merciless]

A couple bottles of wine and you cup another guys balls while he violates your marriage bonds

and the worst part is you giggle about alex smith after


shame

[Tombstone RJ]

Well I started writing my Master's thesis about Ozark music today, had a friend over for dinner and split two bottles of wine between the wife, he, and I. The combo has me writing for the first time in a long while. So I was not pleased with the A. Smith trade, but it's growing on me. With that said, I am cautiously optimistic. Swirl that cautious optimism in with the other two factors, plus the bowl of the old pre-pregnancy vacuum sealed Colorado medical, so that'll make it three, and I've decided in what is probably a "sour grapes" moment to enlighten you all with my opinion of Geno.

He looks like a moron. He may be a mouth breather. I'll most likely not feel this way tomorrow, but at least Alex can grow a semi-respectable beard.
Geno has sleepy eyes, and he can pass a urinalysis. If a guy looks like he's stoned and he can pass a UA, well then...
I'm off to bed and if you're really nice, I'll check up on this thread tomorrow. Just remember, I already poured my glass of anti-freeze while basking in the glow of an AIDS fire. Goodnight, you prince's of the mediocre Midwest, you kings of the castoff QB.

Aaaaaaaand I stopped reading right there.

[evolve27]

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a truck carrying a truck carrying a truck carrying a Mercedes.

http://oi50.tinypic.com/rkc8hv.jpg

LOL

[J Diddy]

Keep drinking, because Alex Smith is 2-27-1 against teams that score 24 or more points.

Where do you come up with these stats?

[J Diddy]

Aaaaaaaand I stopped reading right there.

I don't know why. The 2 men and the 2 women shared the estrogen equally.

[Ming the Merciless]

http://www.pornblogweb.com/images/cuckold-cream-111909.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

only a cuckold would like alex smith

Dane is Clark Hunt!

[Hammock Parties]

Where do you come up with these stats?

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/SmitAl03/gamelog/

[tooge]

Clayton, I just saw on tv about a guy that liked to dress up in his wife's lingerie. She found a video tape of him Beatin off while wearing her wedding dress and listening to "here comes the bride". I thought of you.

[ItsABeautifulDay]

Well, he seems to have a pretty good arm, decent accuracy, and he's got good legs.


Definitely want Alex-unnecessary sack- miss wide open players-one read or bust-Smith instead.

[Wumbology]

Judging by this post -and not just what you said about Geno, but pretty much everything that sandwiched those statements as well - you seem like a guy that I would thoroughly dislike.

So yeah... I don't like you. Goodnight.

[Fat Elvis]

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/SmitAl03/gamelog/

Using that same metric on Peyton Manning and you would think he was Matt Cassel rather than the best QB in the history of the NFL.

Peyton Manning has lost almost twice as many games as he has won when the opposing team has scored 24 or more points, and 81% of his losses occurred when that happened.

Cherry pick your stats all you want, just don't present them in a vacuum.

I'm not a fan of the trade AT ALL, but, like usual, you are just being stupid.

[T-post Tom]

Using that same metric on Peyton Manning and you would think he was Matt Cassel rather than the best QB in the history of the NFL.

Peyton Manning has lost almost twice as many games as he has won when the opposing team has scored 24 or more points, and 81% of his losses occurred when that happened.

Cherry pick your stats all you want, just don't present them in a vacuum.

I'm not a fan of the trade AT ALL, but, like usual, you are just being stupid.


Point, game, set, and match.

[Hammock Parties]

Using that same metric on Peyton Manning and you would think he was Matt Cassel rather than the best QB in the history of the NFL.

Peyton Manning has lost almost twice as many games as he has won when the opposing team has scored 24 or more points, and 81% of his losses occurred when that happened.

Cherry pick your stats all you want, just don't present them in a vacuum.

I'm not a fan of the trade AT ALL, but, like usual, you are just being stupid.

As usual, you are completely obtuse.

The point is that, in 7 fucking years in the NFL, Alex Smith has only beaten two teams that scored 24 or more points.

Peyton Manning has done that THIRTY-EIGHT FUCKING TIMES. (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/M/MannPe00/gamelog/)

Joe Flacco did it 4 times last season ALONE.

I want a QB who can win a game when the defense doesn't play well, who can win a shootout.

Alex Smith can't do it. Just like Cassel couldn't (most of the time).

[tooge]

I still dress up in women's cloths

[Direckshun]

Judging by this post -and not just what you said about Geno, but pretty much everything that sandwiched those statements as well - you seem like a guy that I would thoroughly dislike.

So yeah... I don't like you. Goodnight.

LMAO

If ever there were one post that summarized ChiefsPlanet.

[NJChiefsFan]

So QB's with beards and a full night's rest before interviews are the way to go. Got it.

[T-post Tom]

I still dress up in women's cloths

And we all love you...just as you are.

[KCrockaholic]

Keep drinking, because Alex Smith is 2-27-1 against teams that score 24 or more points.

Oh. Hey. Colin Kaepernick already has more wins against teams that score 24+

He's 3-3 in those games if we include the playoffs. Harbaugh was a genius for making that switch.

[KCrockaholic]

Curious about Trent Green's record in those games now...

[Hammock Parties]

Oh. Hey. Colin Kaepernick already has more wins against teams that score 24+

He's 3-3 in those games if we include the playoffs. Harbaugh was a genius for making that switch.

Priceless.

Also priceless is the fact that Matt Cassel has 7 career wins against teams that score at least 24 points.

Really puts things in perspective, don't it?

[Direckshun]

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[Hammock Parties]

Curious about Trent Green's record in those games now...

18 career wins.

A bunch of losses, because fuck Vermeil's Chiefs.

[tooge]

I still dress up in women's cloths

Lol. That was supposed to
Say " you still dress up in women's cloths".
I'm in for starting a war with that dipshit Claythan. Dude is clueless and looks like a mongloid

[KCrockaholic]

18 career wins.

A bunch of losses, because **** Vermeil's Chiefs.

Assumed as much.

Looking over his game logs there's a TON of high scoring games on both ends. Those were the days. At least we felt like we had a chance going into the 4th quarter. These days it's over if we're down 0-7.

[tooge]

Assumed as much.

Looking over his game logs there's a TON of high scoring games on both ends. Those were the days. At least we felt like we had a chance going into the 4th quarter. These days it's over if we're down 0-7.

The Colts and the Chiefs were the same. No defense, and no title

[KCrockaholic]

The Colts and the Chiefs were the same. No defense, and no title

Trust me. I know. :(

And then one day the Colts defense decided to drink http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2l7cn5Pzk1r6isau.png And went apeshit in the playoffs.

[ArrowheadMagic]

Anyone find it peculiar that after interviewing all the QB's, Reid trades for Alex fucking Smith?

[KCrockaholic]

Anyone find it peculiar that after interviewing all the QB's, Reid trades for Alex ****ing Smith?

The deal for Smith was discussed before the combine even began.

[bevischief]

Then the midgets

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Using that same metric on Peyton Manning and you would think he was Matt Cassel rather than the best QB in the history of the NFL.

Peyton Manning has lost almost twice as many games as he has won when the opposing team has scored 24 or more points, and 81% of his losses occurred when that happened.

Cherry pick your stats all you want, just don't present them in a vacuum.

I'm not a fan of the trade AT ALL, but, like usual, you are just being stupid.

Yeah, compared to losing 13 more times than winning for Alex Smith. Exactly the same!!!! JFC you guys will rationalize anything.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Point, game, set, and match.

Not at all. ROFL Since when does losing twice as many games compare to losing 13 times more?

[Brooklyn]

Alex Smith's record against teams that have scored LESS than 24 points probably isn't that good either. And I'd be curious to know how many of those wins had 49er defensive scores in them.

[suds79]

Well I started writing my Master's thesis about Ozark music today, had a friend over for dinner and split two bottles of wine between the wife, he, and I. The combo has me writing for the first time in a long while. So I was not pleased with the A. Smith trade, but it's growing on me. With that said, I am cautiously optimistic. Swirl that cautious optimism in with the other two factors, plus the bowl of the old pre-pregnancy vacuum sealed Colorado medical, so that'll make it three, and I've decided in what is probably a "sour grapes" moment to enlighten you all with my opinion of Geno.

He looks like a moron. He may be a mouth breather. I'll most likely not feel this way tomorrow, but at least Alex can grow a semi-respectable beard.
Geno has sleepy eyes, and he can pass a urinalysis. If a guy looks like he's stoned and he can pass a UA, well then...
I'm off to bed and if you're really nice, I'll check up on this thread tomorrow. Just remember, I already poured my glass of anti-freeze while basking in the glow of an AIDS fire. Goodnight, you prince's of the mediocre Midwest, you kings of the castoff QB.

This folks is the definition of homerism.

We all wanted Geno, hated the trade for what Alex Smith is and what it meant.

Now the trade is "growing on us" and when it looks like Geno to Oakland is a real possibility all of a sudden he looks like a "mouth breather".

Spin, spin, spin.

[MahiMike]

Well I'm glad someone finally addressed the 'Elephant in the Room'.

Geno Smith is about the dumbest, ugliest looking thing I've ever seen throw a football.

Just doesn't fit the part. A QB has to look like a movie star to be the face of the franchise. You know, like the only politicians that get elected are the handsome ones...

[suds79]

Well I'm glad someone finally addressed the 'Elephant in the Room'.

Geno Smith is about the dumbest, ugliest looking thing I've ever seen throw a football.

Just doesn't fit the part. A QB has to look like a movie star to be the face of the franchise. You know, like the only politicians that get elected are the handsome ones...

Not sure if this a serious post or not.

If so, do you mean look that part like Eli Manning?

[Red Beans]

Not sure if this a serious post or not.

If so, do you mean look that part like Eli Manning?

Judging my your last two posts, your grasp of sarcasm and your reading comprehension are lacking. That's being nice...

[Red Beans]

Well I'm glad someone finally addressed the 'Elephant in the Room'.

Geno Smith is about the dumbest, ugliest looking thing I've ever seen throw a football.

Just doesn't fit the part. A QB has to look like a movie star to be the face of the franchise. You know, like the only politicians that get elected are the handsome ones...

That's right. It's why Jared Lorenzen isn't an All-pro at this point.

[RippedmyFlesh]

That's right. It's why Jared Lorenzen isn't an All-pro at this point.

Wrong Quinn and Sanchez would have multiple rings if true.:D

[Red Beans]

Wrong Quinn and Sanchez would have multiple rings if true.:D

They're both Latino. The league is biased against handsome Latinos.

[suds79]

Judging my your last two posts, your grasp of sarcasm and your reading comprehension are lacking. That's being nice...

There are enough posters with crazy takes out there to where you really can't tell if someone is being sarcastic (can't tell tone in print) or serious.

Glad it wasn't.

[Red Beans]

There are enough posters with crazy takes out there to where you really can't tell if someone is being sarcastic (can't tell tone in print) or serious.

Glad it wasn't.

I'll give you credit on that one. There are some fucking kooks on CP.

[ChiefAshhole20]

Besides last season (the one where he threw for 70% and was on pace for career highs across the board before getting hurt), when has Alex Smith ever even had the weapons to score over 24 a game? The best he's had to work with was an oft-injured Gore, a bipolar Vernon Davis who only plays his hardest in the playoffs, and the wannabe diva Crabtree who is just this year starting to come around. Outside of that, it was players like Arnaz Battle, Ted Ginn, and Josh Morgan with Bill Muir-esque play calling quality for most of his career. Smith is coming to a place with better playmakers than he's ever had, on top of the fact that he will have Reid to make sure he utilizes them correctly. Retread or not, Alex will be the best QB we've had since Trent, and probably even better. And there is still hope for Geno at 1.1. There is literally pretty much no one else to take.

[durtyrute]

Besides last season (the one where he threw for 70% and was on pace for career highs across the board before getting hurt), when has Alex Smith ever even had the weapons to score over 24 a game? The best he's had to work with was an oft-injured Gore, a bipolar Vernon Davis who only plays his hardest in the playoffs, and the wannabe diva Crabtree who is just this year starting to come around. Outside of that, it was players like Arnaz Battle, Ted Ginn, and Josh Morgan with Bill Muir-esque play calling quality for most of his career. Smith is coming to a place with better playmakers than he's ever had, on top of the fact that he will have Reid to make sure he utilizes them correctly. Retread or not, Alex will be the best QB we've had since Trent, and probably even better. And there is still hope for Geno at 1.1. There is literally pretty much no one else to take.


That makes Durt angry.:#

[ChiefAshhole20]

That makes Durt angry.:#

I mean... It's not like Cassel, Huard, and Palko are hard to beat out.

[Rasputin]

The deal for Smith was discussed before the combine even began.

This makes me think it didn't matter how impressive the prospects would be they had Alex Smiff as there guy before the combine. Geno Smith did great and best at the combine didn't matter.

[ChiefAshhole20]

All the Alex Smith move says to me is that Reid wants to win now with the talent we have on this roster, and he didn't feel that any rookies were capable of starting and winning this year. Doesn't mean he doesn't want to draft a QB in the first round to build his tenure around, it just means he wanted to have someone he knows he can win with Week 1.

[track]

All the Alex Smith move says to me is that Reid wants to win now with the talent we have on this roster, and he didn't feel that any rookies were capable of starting and winning this year. Doesn't mean he doesn't want to draft a QB in the first round to build his tenure around, it just means he wanted to have someone he knows he can win with Week 1.

Get at least one competent QB and then we can go fishing for something better in the future. Fishing for a QB when you have nothing on the plate would be horribly irresponsible....potentially opening the door to a season worst than last years. ..."You play to win"

[durtyrute]

I mean... It's not like Cassel, Huard, and Palko are hard to beat out.

Not angry at you, angry because those ass wipes have been our QB's.

[TEX]

All the Alex Smith move says to me is that Reid wants to win now with the talent we have on this roster, and he didn't feel that any rookies were capable of starting and winning this year. Doesn't mean he doesn't want to draft a QB in the first round to build his tenure around, it just means he wanted to have someone he knows he can win with Week 1.

Exactly - but I thinkit does mean we're not drafting a QB in round 1 but I bet we do draft one or bring another one in.

[TEX]

Get at least one competent QB and then we can go fishing for something better in the future. Fishing for a QB when you have nothing on the plate would be horribly irresponsible....potentially opening the door to a season worst than last years. ..."You play to win"

EXACTLY. It's like looking for a job when you already have one. You're not as desperate to take the first offer that comes your way...

[Dave Lane]

This folks is the definition of homerism.

We all wanted Geno, hated the trade for what Alex Smith is and what it meant.

Now the trade is "growing on us" and when it looks like Geno to Oakland is a real possibility all of a sudden he looks like a "mouth breather".

Spin, spin, spin.

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1. SHOCK & DENIAL-
You will probably react to learning of the loss with numbed disbelief. You may deny the reality of the loss at some level, in order to avoid the pain. Shock provides emotional protection from being overwhelmed all at once. This may last for weeks.

2. PAIN & GUILT-
As the shock wears off, it is replaced with the suffering of unbelievable pain. Although excruciating and almost unbearable, it is important that you experience the pain fully, and not hide it, avoid it or escape from it with alcohol or drugs.

You may have guilty feelings or remorse over things you did or didn't do with your loved one. Life feels chaotic and scary during this phase.

3. ANGER & BARGAINING-
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You may rail against fate, questioning "Why me?" You may also try to bargain in vain with the powers that be for a way out of your despair ("I will never drink again if you just bring him back")

4. "DEPRESSION", REFLECTION, LONELINESS-
Just when your friends may think you should be getting on with your life, a long period of sad reflection will likely overtake you. This is a normal stage of grief, so do not be "talked out of it" by well-meaning outsiders. Encouragement from others is not helpful to you during this stage of grieving.

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7 Stages of Grief...

5. THE UPWARD TURN-
As you start to adjust to life without your dear one, your life becomes a little calmer and more organized. Your physical symptoms lessen, and your "depression" begins to lift slightly.

6. RECONSTRUCTION & WORKING THROUGH-
As you become more functional, your mind starts working again, and you will find yourself seeking realistic solutions to problems posed by life without your loved one. You will start to work on practical and financial problems and reconstructing yourself and your life without him or her.

7. ACCEPTANCE & HOPE-
During this, the last of the seven stages in this grief model, you learn to accept and deal with the reality of your situation. Acceptance does not necessarily mean instant happiness. Given the pain and turmoil you have experienced, you can never return to the carefree, untroubled YOU that existed before this tragedy. But you will find a way forward.

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