"rumors are now circulating that Chiefs.. may be interested in Tim Tebow."

[T-post Tom]

"rumors are now circulating" ... are you buying this? :spock:

http://www.isportstimes.com/articles/6102/20130301/tim-tebow-trade-rumors-despite-alex-smith-kansas-city-chiefs.htm

The Kansas City Chiefs may have just agreed to a trade with the San Francisco 49ers to get QB Alex Smith, but they may not be done dealing just yet. Even though Alex Smith will clearly be the opening day starter in Kansas City, they are still in need of a backup in case Smith gets hurt. Because of that, rumors are now circulating that Chiefs coach Andy Reid may be interested in Tim Tebow.

Alex Smith lost his starting job in San Francisco due to injury. He may not be injury-prone, but he certainly is no stranger to being sidelined. If that happens, the Kansas City Chiefs desperately need a backup quarterback that will fit their scheme. Tim Tebow could be the perfect quarterback to come into KC and back him up.

The Chiefs cannot expect Alex Smith to throw the football 40 times a game. In fact, they would do best if they built their offense around a running game and let Smith become a game manager. Tim Tebow may not be able to make all of the throws, but he is more than capable of becoming a game manager.

Another problem with the Kansas City Chiefs is their inability to sell tickets and spark interest among the fan base. Kansas City was not very excited to hear that their team traded for Alex Smith, but trading for Tim Tebow would almost certainly help the team sell some tickets.

Not only does a Tim Tebow to the Kansas City Chiefs trade make sense, it would also be risk-free for Andy Reid. The New York Jets do not want anything to do with Tebow which means the Chiefs will be able to get him for a very low draft pick. KC could probably get him for a seventh or sixth round draft pick.

[In58men]

Fuck shoot me

[Reerun_KC]

Oh please this would be truly epic...

[In58men]

Why hasn't anyone shot me yet?

[tony77]

hmmmmmmm..........ok

[Cephalic Trauma]

*** you **** you **** you

[BigMeatballDave]

LMAO

[Jerm]

LOL this would be the cherry on top...has to happen...

[Cephalic Trauma]

Why hasn't anyone shot me yet?

On my way

[listopencil]

How the fuck does anyone think that Tebow is capable of becoming a game manager right now?

[Reerun_KC]

This has to happen. It really does...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

OMG ROFL

[Reerun_KC]

How the **** does anyone think that Tebow is capable of becoming a game manager right now?ROFL

/Thread!!!!!

[Rausch]

How the **** does anyone think that Tebow is capable of becoming a game manager right now?

No idea.

[crossbow]

Damnit.

[bevischief]

JFC... What's next the tooth fairy?

[DaKCMan AP]

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[In58men]

On my way

The door is unlocked.

[GoChargers]

Tebow couldn't even get on the field on the NEW YORK JETS. How the fuck does this absolute bum keep getting jobs?

[Dragonocho]

and we could get Train to play at halftime because they're hip....in Clark's eyes. FML this franchise may never recover if this is remotely true.

[King_Chief_Fan]

no picks....no picks....no picks....
They will cut him eventually.

Give them Cassel if they need to give up something.

I would take Tebow as a TE....QB, not so much.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

JFC... What's next the tooth fairy?

http://www.thegenretraveler.com/genretraveler/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/tooth-fairy.jpg

[Reerun_KC]

but trading for Tim Tebow would almost certainly help the team sell some tickets.



Totally awesome!!!!!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

no picks....no picks....no picks....
They will cut him eventually.

Give them Cassel if they need to give up something.

I would take Tebow as a TE....QB, not so much.

I wonder if this is progression from the Quinn to the Jets thread?

[Chiefnj2]

95% of the fan base will rationalize this as a very good move within 48 hours.

[Bowser]

Raise your hand if you've ever heard of isportstimes.com before today.

[Barret]

Is this an "Onion" rip off site??

[-King-]

All I can do is laugh.
Posted via Mobile Device

[bevischief]

.

[philfree]

Cassel for Tebow?:):spock:

[KC_Lee]

Is this an "Onion" rip off site??

Looks legit, the website not the tebow to KC story.

[Mr. Plow]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/sweet-jesus.jpg

[listopencil]

You guys need to start a rumor that Chiefs fans are thinking of blowing up KC HQ, see if it has legs.

[Red Dawg]

This would be just truly be tbe stupidest thing to do ever.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

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[HemiEd]

Kansas City was not very excited to hear that their team traded for Alex Smith, I hadn't heard this, as I thought the true fans were partying in the streets. Good news.

but trading for Tim Tebow would almost certainly help the team sell some tickets.

Nobody is this out of touch, seriously, they can't be.

[Reerun_KC]

This would be just truly be tbe stupidest thing to do ever.

Well it would be up.there in the top 5. We are the chiefs. We are known sorry being stupid.

[T-post Tom]

Their next story?

"Rumor has it that Andy Reid was quoted as saying, 'Tim Tebow is a much better player than Geno Smith right now... and has a much higher ceiling'."

Wouldn't be surprised. ROFL (Is the writer a donkey fan?)

[Dayze]

play him at TE

[alpha_omega]

I have always been a "glass half full" type...even with the Alex Smith stuff...but this would be over the top for me.

[ceebz]

ROFL

I can't wait to watch people try to sugarcoat this if it happens.

This team is going straight to hell.

[In58men]

True fans: "He never was given a chance".

[Dayze]

Chiefs would try to use him with that read option crap.

[Dayze]

Tebow needs more weapons and a LT

[Rasputin]

I don't give a fuck I just want to be entertained LMFAO.


Lets get on the holy roller bandwaggon come on now




Holy Shit Balls what a klusterphuk this organization is.

[Brock]

"Kansas City was not very excited to hear that their team traded for Alex Smith"

This guy doesn't know KC at all.

[KC_Lee]

Welp, here's where we are now if this is really true.


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[DaFace]

I'm gonna refuse to buy this one for now. Surely they're not that stupid.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

95% of the fan base will rationalize this as a very good move within 48 hours.

Agreed. Just like Cassel, just like Smith.

[Fish]

Tebow just needs more weapons.....

[Dayze]

Bring in Gholston too.

[Reerun_KC]

I'm gonna refuse to buy this one for now. Surely they're not that stupid.

They traded picks for Alex Smith, Yes they are this stupid...

You dont hitch your job to some broke dick QB like the previous guy did..

[Dayze]

Chiefs trade down; get a 2nd; use it on Tebow.


lmao

['Hamas' Jenkins]

The only thing Tim Tebow adds to any team is a potential meat shield if someone decides to Belcher a locker room.

[durtyrute]

When did this team/town become a fucking circus?

[KC_Lee]

Chiefs trade down; get a 2nd; use it on Tebow.


lmao

I think you nailed it.

KC swaps with NYJ in the first round.

KC gets NYJ's 1st, 2nd & Tebow.

[TimeForWasp]

It would be interesting with Tebow and Smith on the field at the same time. Use him as TE or FB with options galore.

[Reerun_KC]

When did this team/town become a ****ing circus?The Day Herm was hired...

We are still paying for that attrocity... How many more years? I am not sure. But if you hire Herm your franchise should be fucked for 10 years at a min..

[Rausch]

no picks....no picks....no picks....
They will cut him eventually.

Give them Cassel if they need to give up something.

I would take Tebow as a TE....QB, not so much.

FB perhaps...

[siberian khatru]

What did we do to deserve this?

What do we have to do to make it stop? Sacrifice virgins in volcanoes?

[T-post Tom]

I'm gonna refuse to buy this one for now. Surely they're not that stupid.

Agreed. Another episode of 'Interwebs Gone Wild".

[Ace Gunner]

nobody is this stupid.

[Rasputin]

What's the next Chiefs move?
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[Mr. Plow]

It would be interesting with Tebow and Smith on the field at the same time. Use him as TE or FB with options galore.


And it starts already......


:)

[Rausch]

nobody is this stupid.

We are...

[Dayze]

Tebow could bring in a few thousand more fans from 1200 Church on Sundays. / Clark

['Hamas' Jenkins]

The fans of this team deserve Tebow.

[KC_Lee]

But Tebow has won in the playoffs just like Alex Smiff....






Runs for cover again...:bolt:

[nychief]

Fake

[T-post Tom]

The only thing Tim Tebow adds to any team is a potential meat shield if someone decides to Belcher a locker room.

ROFL You have a way with words. (And a perennial world-class avatar.)

[B14ckmon]

Is there another source other than...isportstimes?

[DrunkBassGuitar]

http://www.theopenjam.net/images/smilies/lolface.gif

[KCUnited]

Under no circumcise could I remain a fan if Tebow is here.

[Munson]

Just when you think it couldn't get any worse...

[kc rush]

http://www.thegenretraveler.com/genretraveler/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/tooth-fairy.jpg



Even worse...


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[In58men]

Is there another source other than...isportstimes?

Adam Schefter

[49er guy49]

Wow guys, that sucks. If this is true I'm actually sorry. Tim Tebow sucks at throwing a football, and he sucks just a tad less at running the football. He's not even a good punt protecter.

Tim Tebow does have one strenth that very few people talk about. Blow jobs! Can you imagine how good tim tebow is at giving blow jobs? He is always down on one knee, he has his head down, his hand in perfect position to work the shaft, and everybody says he sucks!!

[silver5liter]

"Another problem with the Kansas City Chiefs is their inability to sell tickets and spark interest among the fan base. Kansas City was not very excited to hear that their team traded for Alex Smith, but trading for Tim Tebow would almost certainly help the team sell some tickets."

this is a joke right?

[KC_Lee]

Adam Schefter

Link or tweet?

[Dayze]

please god let this happen; just for my sheer morbid entertainment.

[saphojunkie]

The only thing Tim Tebow adds to any team is a potential meat shield if someone decides to Belcher a locker room.

I just called my brother to read him this out loud.


ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[In58men]

Link or tweet?

I kid I kid

[dirk digler]

God let this be true

[Frosty]

Wow guys, that sucks. If this is true I'm actually sorry. Tim Tebow sucks at throwing a football, and he sucks just a tad less at running the football. He's not even a good punt protecter.

Tim Tebow does have one strenth that very few people talk about. Blow jobs! Can you imagine how good tim tebow is at giving blow jobs? He is always down on one knee, he has his head down, his hand in perfect position to work the shaft, and everybody says he sucks!!

If the Chiefs give up draft picks for Alex Smith and Tebow, it's clear the NFL is trying to make the team such a laughingstock that Hunt is forced to sell it to someone that will move it to LA.

[Wildcat2005]

while I doubt any of this is true, the lols this would bring would be so epic

[KC_Lee]

I kid I kid

Dude don't do that to us. With the levels of fail we have had to experience the past 24 hours this just takes the cake.

[Frazod]

The only thing Tim Tebow adds to any team is a potential meat shield if someone decides to Belcher a locker room.

But... but... we'll have God on our side now! LMAO

[bevischief]

This would just piss the fan base off even more...

[FringeNC]

Why does it matter who the backup QB is, really? If your starter goes down for more than a game or two, your season is over anyway. Probably not going to happen, but if it does, who cares? You guys are always bitching KC gets no ESPN airtime...Tebow would be the answer to that.

[BlackHelicopters]

I am praying for this to happen.

[Frosty]

I'd be okay trading Cassel for Tebow and then moving him to H-back/emergency QB.

And hey - the media would actually talk about the Chiefs.

[Red Dawg]

Dorsey does not seem like the type that would want the hoopla thst follows Tebow. This makes zero sense. Tebow stinks.

[bevischief]

This would get the Chiefs on SNL...

[Reaper16]

Just had a mental image of one of those Chris Sembower "Posterized" things of Tebow and Andy with the caption "Zone Reid."

[Dayze]

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['Hamas' Jenkins]

Just had a mental image of one of those Chris Sembower "Posterized" things of Tebow and Andy with the caption "Zone Reid."

About as comforting to me as the thought of my grandmother in a bukkake video.

[Rasputin]

please god let this happen; just for my sheer morbid entertainment.

This is where I am whith this & hope it pisses a shit load of fans off. I'm pissed about the Alex Smiff trade but I'm told it's best for the Chiefs and I should be happy with it.

[Bugeater]

Yeeeaaahhh....gonna need a more reliable source than this before I blow a head gasket

[Rasputin]

Andy Reid and Dorsey know what they are doing if they want to trade for Tim Tebow they should.

[49er guy49]

If the Chiefs give up draft picks for Alex Smith and Tebow, it's clear the NFL is trying to make the team such a laughingstock that Hunt is forced to sell it to someone that will move it to LA.

The difference is alex smith is a football player who adds value by limiting turnovers, even if the team overpaid, tim tebow is just a ****ing side show.

I don't think the Chiefs are coming to LA anytime soon. I think the Jags are the front runners. The Chargers and Rams could also be in play.

Even though the chiefs aren't getting a lot of support right now, there are a lot of people in town that give a shit about the chiefs. I think that plus they are an old storied franchise keeps them from moving. You could move the Jags, and 5 years from now people will forget they ever played in Jacsonville. The LA Chiefs, that doesn't make any sense anyway.


I'd be okay trading Cassel for Tebow and then moving him to H-back/emergency QB.

And hey - the media would actually talk about the Chiefs.

Alex is non functional moving to his left and Tim Tebow is left handed. Having that threat of a pass to the left could open things up a little.

A lot of stuff would have to go right for this to work though. Tebow would have to learn to play H-back well. Just because he has the build for it, doesn't mean he has the skills, mentality, or even desire. Another thing is you don't actually have tebow throw the ball much, it is just about the threat of the throw. Just run and run him until the guy is so open even tebow can't miss him. I dunno if it would work, but just the chance of it working is more valuable to the chiefs than Cassel.

[In58men]

Andy Reid and Dorsey know what they are doing if they want to trade for Tim Tebow they should.

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[Mr_Tomahawk]

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FYP

[In58men]

FYP

Thanks damn auto correct

[Reaper16]

FYP

Good call, replacing that m with an f.

[Jerm]

Andy Reid took a chance on Mike Vick when no one else would...just sayin...

Fuck....ugh.....

[pr_capone]

But guys... we would then have 2 first round pick QBs on the roster. That is what we wanted... right?

[Brock]

This would just piss the fan base off even more...

The fan base isn't pissed off.

[Demonpenz]

It makes sense because Alex Smith is not good in the Red Zone. So maybe have the Duel threat Tebow take some snaps down there. That is the one thing about Tebow. He has a nose for the endzone.

[saphojunkie]

But guys... we would then have 2 first round pick QBs on the roster. That is what we wanted... right?

Resign Brady Quinn FTW! And Jamarcus Russel is looking to get back into football, too! Carry four into camp!

It makes sense because Alex Smith is not good in the Red Zone. So maybe have the Duel threat Tebow take some snaps down there. That is the one thing about Tebow. He has a nose for the endzone.

You're a ****ing moron.

[KC_Lee]

But guys... we would then have 2 first round pick QBs on the roster. That is what we wanted... right?

Well hell let's just keep Quinn and have a trifecta of 1st round QBs on the roster!!!

[Bump]

Let's do it! I want to see the Chiefs on the media all of the time for once.

[Discuss Thrower]

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[listopencil]

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Reminds me of the 2009 draft. I was in the Orange Mane chat room. I was bitching so much...and then we traded a first round pick to move up and grab Alphonse Smith. After about five minutes of me not commenting someone finally said, "I can only imagine what listopencil is typing right now." All I could get out was, "Profanity filter."

[Tribal Warfare]

please god let this happen; just for my sheer morbid entertainment.

He'd almost dethrone the MVP

[nychief]

totally bogus "report"

[MotherfuckerJones]

Cassel straight for Tebow. No harm no foul.

[Molitoth]

95% of the fan base will rationalize this as a very good move within 48 hours.

We don't agree very often, but....

this! lol

[MotherfuckerJones]

Tebow has more fucking playoff wins than KC has in the past 20 years. I wont knock it too much lol even though he has 0 chance of playing and being successful again

[Fire Me Boy!]

About as comforting to me as the thought of my grandmother in a bukkake video.

Oh, I've seen that one!

[Fire Me Boy!]

Tebow needs more weapons and a LT

RT. Tebow's left-handed.

[Mr. Laz]

no way

[FlaChief58]

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[gblowfish]

It would only be great if they traded Cassel for Tebow straight up, then during training camp they find Tebow in a Motel 6 with two St. Joseph trannies and a couple of goats. Then Tebow does a Jimmy Swaggart "I've been bad, spank me, spank me" deal and winds up as the face of the franchise, and a spokeman for the KC Petting Zoo.

That would be great.

Anything else would suck.

[49er guy49]

It would only be great if they traded Cassel for Tebow straight up, then during training camp they find Tebow in a Motel 6 with two St. Joseph trannies and a couple of goats. Then Tebow does a Jimmy Swaggart "I've been bad, spank me, spank me" deal and winds up as the face of the franchise, and a spokeman for the KC Heavy Petting Zoo.

That would be great.

Anything else would suck.

That would be awesome!

[Nzoner]

Oh please this would be truly epic...

and you thought you were getting laughed at before

[Red Dawg]

The only way Tebow can be useful is at the ten or closer. He needs to come off his " I am a QB" bs. If he is under center at the fifty any team is doomed. I really dont want him here.

[In58men]

Tebow- "Im excited to be a Chief, this is very exciting for me and my exciting family. We're all excited to be a part of a mediocre exciting orangaztion. Alex Smith is exciting to watch I'm excited to learn from a excited QB. Reid knows how to change us wannabe QBs which is really exciting for smith and I. I'm excited about playing with Bowe he's awesome and I love when he flexes his exciting muscles to the excited crowd. With that being said in excited to be a Chief.

[siberian khatru]

Just had a mental image of one of those Chris Sembower "Posterized" things of Tebow and Andy with the caption "Zone Reid."

ROFLROFLROFL

[ChiefsCountry]

Sure why the hell not. Lets at least get the ESPN coverage of this shit show.

[Rasputin]

RT. Tebow's left-handed.

Hey now Winston would be perfect for sweeps and run options with Tim Tebow. Would be sickening offense that couldn't be stop. Just sickening.

Am pretty sure about the sickening part at least.

[BourbonMan]

I have been a Chiefs fan for as long as I can remember( I am 45).
I have seen the GOOD, BAD, and Ugly.
I have HOPED, PRAYED, and even PROTESTED...
But I have always stayed a Chiefs fan.

If this is true and it gets done....I WILL CEASE TO BE A FAN AND WILL NEVER WATCH THE CHIEFS AGAIN UNTILL HE IS GONE!!!
And yes, I did mean to put the last part in caps...I EFFING HATE TEBOW AND WISH HE WOULD DIE IN AN AIDS INFESTED FIRE!!!

[Reerun_KC]

and you thought you were getting laughed at before

We already went Retard, might as well go Full Retard...

[durtyrute]

I hope it happens. I want it to happen so fucking bad, so I can rid myself of the stink that is the Kansa Shitty Chiefs.

I left the s off on purpose.

[Rasputin]

Sure why the hell not. Lets at least get the ESPN coverage of this shit show.

We would be the new NFL darlings for ESPN to spew about. Oh Skip and Stephen A Smith would just go on and on and on about us.

[teedubya]

**** shoot me

You stole my post, fucker.

[Brock]

Tebow- "Im excited to be a Chief, this is very exciting for me and my exciting family. We're all excited to be a part of a mediocre exciting orangaztion. Alex Smith is exciting to watch I'm excited to learn from a excited QB. Reid knows how to change us wannabe QBs which is really exciting for smith and I. I'm excited about playing with Bowe he's awesome and I love when he flexes his exciting muscles to the excited crowd. With that being said in excited to be a Chief.

"Also, it's just a short drive to Westboro Baptist Church."

[Fire Me Boy!]

Only on board if John Parr re-records Tim Tebow's Fire... :harumph:

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[teedubya]

I will bomb churches if KC gets Tebow. ROFL. [Just kidding]

[Dayze]

he should be converted to FB / Boomer Grigsby

[BossChief]

Cassel straight for Tebow. No harm no foul.

Fuck yeah...get his whole salary off the books. Alex Smith between the 15s and Tebow once we get there and on 2pt conversions.

Fire up the BBQ!!

Lets do this!!!

[Dayze]

**** yeah...get his whole salary off the books. Alex Smith between the 15s and Tebow once we get there and on 2pt conversions.

Fire up the BBQ!!

Lets do this!!!

hellz yeah.

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[memyselfI]

Westboro Baptist Church approves. ROFLROFLROFL

[In58men]

I will bomb churches if KC gets Tebow. ROFL. [Just kidding]

I'll be your getaway car.......not kidding

[In58men]

hellz yeah.

http://www.regretsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/bbq_jesus.jpg

ROFL

[ChiefsCountry]

**** yeah...get his whole salary off the books. Alex Smith between the 15s and Tebow once we get there and on 2pt conversions.

Fire up the BBQ!!

Lets do this!!!

Oh hell we can't get any lower might as well bring Tebow along as well.

[gblowfish]

Well, one thing you can say about this week, it's been interesting for the off season! We haven't even had a poop thread in about a week!

[listopencil]

Tebow has more ****ing playoff wins than KC has in the past 20 years. I wont knock it too much lol even though he has 0 chance of playing and being successful again

Look...we drafted him and I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. Our 2010 draft was better than 2009 so I was feeling better about the team. All I heard from a billion media sources was that he was working really hard on his QB skills. We had the lockout and I figured that the missed camp time would hurt him. No big deal, give the kid some time. So it's been a few years now and he just never got better. You can dig into the multiple possibilities of why he didn't get better but it comes down to this: Either he hasn't worked at it as hard as they say, or he just isn't going to get better.

With that being said, it was our Defense that was responsible for the AFC West title and it was our Head Coach's dogged conservatism that got us that playoff win. The 80 yard TD in OT was awesome. Bear in mind that it was a simple shallow crossing pattern to a gifted WR. The season as a whole was a great ride, and I enjoyed it as a Bronco fan. But don't pretend that the rest of the team didn't bust their asses off for 60(+) minutes week in and week out to make those two to five minute stretches of "Tebow Time" possible. And don't pretend that PITT wasn't limping into that game. If they'd given Rapistburger those horse tranqs in the first Q instead of at the half it could have very easily ended differently.

[B14ckmon]

Cassell for Tebow really wouldn't be that bad of an idea to both free up cap and potentially convince him to play something he can actually do.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Sounds like Clarks gona have to hire Agent 47

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[durtyrute]

That playoff game was rigged.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Sounds like Clarks gona have to hire Agent 47

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[Easy 6]

ROFL

OFFSEASONS IN THE ABYSS

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[Xanathol]

How the **** does anyone think that Tebow is capable of becoming a game manager right now?

Because unlike Peyton Manning, Tim Tebow can win a playoff game in Denver...

[Rasputin]

Imagine beating Peyton Manning and the Broncos at Infested field Denver in front of all those fans with Tim Tebow.

[RyFo18]

Another problem with the Kansas City Chiefs is their inability to sell tickets and spark interest among the fan base. Kansas City was not very excited to hear that their team traded for Alex Smith, but trading for Tim Tebow would almost certainly help the team sell some tickets.

If this happens I will never attend another game.

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Because unlike Peyton Manning, Tim Tebow can win a playoff game in Denver...

You deserve Tebow as your QB.

[Rasputin]

Well, one thing you can say about this week, it's been interesting for the off season! We haven't even had a poop thread in about a week!

This isn't a poop thread? Oh well shit.

[MotherfuckerJones]

You deserve Tebow as your QB.

He does atleast for last year have a point ROFL....That Peyty Pie INT was Favresque ala 2009

[Discuss Thrower]

Well, one thing you can say about this week, it's been interesting for the off season! We haven't even had a poop thread in about a week!

Coincidentally that's about the same time I've felt the need for a movement.

[Lex Luthor]

I'll go on record right now as saying that I don't believe this story.

[boogblaster]

i declare poop .....

[Ebolapox]

are you fucking kidding me?!?!?

[KC_Lee]

i declare poop .....

I second...

[Pasta Little Brioni]

How much are they giving us to take him?

[BossChief]

How much are they giving us to take him?

You don't want to know...

[MVChiefFan]

Does anyone know if Belcher drove a DeLorean???











I'm probably gonna end up in hell for that one.

[Frosty]

If they trade for Tebow, they might as well play circus music before every game.

[Rasputin]

If they trade for Tebow, they might as well play circus music before every game.

Because this is Clown Smile (death warmed over)

[Frazod]

If they trade for Tebow, they might as well play circus music before every game.

They can play anything the want, because I won't be fucking watching.

[farmerchief]

This is March 1st, not April 1st! We are nobodys fool!

[Marcellus]

Just to qualify the quality of the sight this story came from, here is another great tidbit that I am just sure will happen.

http://www.isportstimes.com/articles/5787/20130211/joe-flacco-rumors-cleveland-browns-steal-qb-baltimore-ravens.htm
Joe Flacco Rumors: Cleveland Browns To Steal QB From Baltimore Ravens?


Joe Flacco is on top of the world right now. He just won the Super Bowl and was named the game's Most Valuable Player. Since the Baltimore Ravens refused to pay him in the regular season, Flacco enters the NFL offseason as the No. 1 free agent in the world. That means he basically gets to name is own price while tons of teams beg for his services.
Most people believe that he will remain with the Baltimore Ravens whether they pay him or even if they have to franchise him while they work out a deal. However, if the Ravens franchise him, Flacco would be dumb to sign his tender and ever report for the season until they either trade him or show him the money. That would likely give other teams an opportunity to deal for Flacco's services.
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One NFL team rumored to be heavily interested in Joe Flacco is the Baltimore Ravens big rival, The Browns are reportedly willing to break bank and even give away the house for Joe Flacco if need be.
The Cleveland Browns are a very young football team, but they have a ton of undeveloped talent. They lack a quarterback and most importantly, they lack a strong leader. Some would say that if Joe Flacco joined the Cleveland Browns in 2013, they would easily make the playoffs.
The Browns have a very strong running game and a couple of deep threats at the wide receiver position. Offensively, they are built very similar to the current Baltimore Ravens' offense except the Browns are younger and hungrier. Everyone in Cleveland believes they are just one quarterback away from Super Bowl contention.
Will the Cleveland Browns actually end up with Joe Flacco? We highly doubt it. But if the Baltimore Ravens are unwilling to pay the man his money, then the Cleveland Browns will become Flacco's No. 1 option.

[Hammock Parties]

If Tebow is QB2, Go To Hell.

[MahiMike]

Who's the joker?

[Iowanian]

Bringing in tebow might be the move that makes me melt down.


Don't do it you sonnabitches!

[Rain Man]

Okay, it's probably fake, and I suspect anyone saying this has drawn abuse, but Tebow would be a great 50th or 51st guy on the roster to run trick plays. Not as a quarterback, mind you, but just line up somewhere out there.

[keg in kc]

Sure, why not. It makes perfect sense in this dumpster fire that's the "new" Chiefs.

[Tonka83]

Cue the Benny Hill music.........

[Iowanian]

If this happens I make fly Dorsey to Darfur, cover him in butter and turn him out to a starving village.

[Dixie Land]

OMG FIRST Alice SMiff now TIME TEEBLOW....OMG what is this team doin??

Well at least we will have something to PRAY about????

[HemiEd]

Because unlike Peyton Manning, Tim Tebow can win a playoff game in Denver...

ROFL That is awesome.

[FloridaMan88]

Another problem with the Kansas City Chiefs is their inability to sell tickets and spark interest among the fan base. Kansas City was not very excited to hear that their team traded for Alex Smith, but trading for Tim Tebow would almost certainly help the team sell some tickets.


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[King_Chief_Fan]

http://www.sportsworldreport.com/articles/11187/20130301/tim-tebow-trade-rumors-alex-smith-deal-kansas-city-chiefs.htm


Ain't happening

[KC_Lee]

http://www.sportsworldreport.com/articles/11187/20130301/tim-tebow-trade-rumors-alex-smith-deal-kansas-city-chiefs.htm


Ain't happening

Or they wait until he gets cut? :shrug:

[saphojunkie]

The only way the Chiefs bring Tim Tebow in is if they are as ****ing stupid as you shitheads saying it's a good idea.

If that's true, then I will leave this piece of shit franchise to you permanently. You deserve each other.

[kc rush]

Hopefully Reid gets a tattoo of his wife in a Tebow jersey.

[KC_Connection]

Do it. It would make the ceaseless mediocrity more entertaining.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

lololololmao.....oh sweet god.....lolzlolzlolz......please do it KC: drive that final fucking nail in to the coffin for me, you dumb whore....
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[Bugeater]

Just to qualify the quality of the sight this story came from, here is another great tidbit that I am just sure will happen.

http://www.isportstimes.com/articles/5787/20130211/joe-flacco-rumors-cleveland-browns-steal-qb-baltimore-ravens.htm
Joe Flacco Rumors: Cleveland Browns To Steal QB From Baltimore Ravens?


Joe Flacco is on top of the world right now. He just won the Super Bowl and was named the game's Most Valuable Player. Since the Baltimore Ravens refused to pay him in the regular season, Flacco enters the NFL offseason as the No. 1 free agent in the world. That means he basically gets to name is own price while tons of teams beg for his services.
Most people believe that he will remain with the Baltimore Ravens whether they pay him or even if they have to franchise him while they work out a deal. However, if the Ravens franchise him, Flacco would be dumb to sign his tender and ever report for the season until they either trade him or show him the money. That would likely give other teams an opportunity to deal for Flacco's services.
Follow Us :
One NFL team rumored to be heavily interested in Joe Flacco is the Baltimore Ravens big rival, The Browns are reportedly willing to break bank and even give away the house for Joe Flacco if need be.
The Cleveland Browns are a very young football team, but they have a ton of undeveloped talent. They lack a quarterback and most importantly, they lack a strong leader. Some would say that if Joe Flacco joined the Cleveland Browns in 2013, they would easily make the playoffs.
The Browns have a very strong running game and a couple of deep threats at the wide receiver position. Offensively, they are built very similar to the current Baltimore Ravens' offense except the Browns are younger and hungrier. Everyone in Cleveland believes they are just one quarterback away from Super Bowl contention.
Will the Cleveland Browns actually end up with Joe Flacco? We highly doubt it. But if the Baltimore Ravens are unwilling to pay the man his money, then the Cleveland Browns will become Flacco's No. 1 option.
That reads like it was written by some idiot wanna-be journalist from bleacherreport.

[AdumbGuy]

Fuck Tebow, when does Ryan Leaf get out of prison?

[Frosty]

Because this is Clown Smile (death warmed over)

I've been meaning to ask - what does Clown Smile (death warmed over) mean? I thought it was a smilie code that failed but I only see it in your posts.

[ILChief]

Well people bitch that espn never talk about the Chiefs...

[TEX]

If they sign Tebow - I'll tkae back all teh good things I said about the Smith signing.

[Reerun_KC]

If they sign Tebow - I'll tkae back all teh good things I said about the Smith signing.

WTF was so good about not upgrading the QB postion this year in the draft or offseason?

[Pepe Silvia]

Just wow if true.

[King_Chief_Fan]

The only way the Chiefs bring Tim Tebow in is if they are as ****ing stupid as you shitheads saying it's a good idea.

If that's true, then I will leave this piece of shit franchise to you permanently. You deserve each other.. I love it when u bad guys threaten this.
Your lame behind will be back no matter what

[CoMoChief]

This would be the straw the broke the camel's back for me.

I though the Alex Smith trade was bad in terms of what we gave up....this would be horrificly stupid.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

you know how they said significant shifts would occur in 2012? They're a little late it seems, but a lot of other changes have happened for me last year. This latest shift appears to be my "out" with the franchise. All of it. Tebow would just ice the cake.
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[Tombstone RJ]

I'll say this, TT's strength is throwing the deep ball. He's not a game manager, dink and dunker. So from that perspective he's almost a better fit for Reid's offense than Smith.

Alex Smith is a dink and dunk QB, he's a game manager. If he's got talent around him, he can be good. He does better with a legit running game. The thing is, Reid loves to pass the ball. He does not like to run the ball much. The question is, will this help or hinder Alex Smith?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

oh god...
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[Cephalic Trauma]

I'll say this, TT's strength is throwing the deep ball. He's not a game manager, dink and dunker. So from that perspective he's almost a better fit for Reid's offense than Smith.

Alex Smith is a dink and dunk QB, he's a game manager. If he's got talent around him, he can be good. He does better with a legit running game. The thing is, Reid loves to pass the ball. He does not like to run the ball much. The question is, will this help or hinder Alex Smith?

ROFLROFL:facepalm::facepalm:

[Dixie Land]

If they trade for Tebow, they might as well play circus music before every game.

Heck may as well invite the new POPE.....

Hail Mary

or OUR FATHER

ROFL

[Tombstone RJ]

ROFLROFL:facepalm::facepalm:

:rolleyes:

[Dixie Land]

But guys... we would then have 2 first round pick QBs on the roster. That is what we wanted... right?

And 2 backup QB's .... Seems to make sense if your a MORON...Stooges

[Dixie Land]

What did we do to deserve this?

What do we have to do to make it stop? Sacrifice virgins in volcanoes?

JOE jump joe....hahahahha.....ROFL

[Bwana]

Dear God, make it stop!! :shake:

[Chief Roundup]

There just ain't no fucking way this BS happens.

[Cannibal]

Keep Tebow and his baggage the fuck off my team.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

i can TOTALLY see this happening! Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!
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[Cannibal]

Tim Tebow is 97% distraction and 3% QB talent.

[CoMoChief]

I'll say this, TT's strength is throwing the deep ball. He's not a game manager, dink and dunker. So from that perspective he's almost a better fit for Reid's offense than Smith.

Alex Smith is a dink and dunk QB, he's a game manager. If he's got talent around him, he can be good. He does better with a legit running game. The thing is, Reid loves to pass the ball. He does not like to run the ball much. The question is, will this help or hinder Alex Smith?

good lord....

[donkhater]

After 211 posts I can't believe this has to be said.

This guy is totally speculating. Way to over react. This reads almost like Athan.

[SDChiefs]

If this is true, fuck this regime. And i thought Pioli was bad.

[Tombstone RJ]

good lord....

I'm not saying TT is a good QB, I'm saying that if he does throw the ball, his best throws are deep balls. Yes, he's very inaccurate when it comes to every other bread and butter throw in the NFL, but on deep passes, he does ok.

[Fish]

I'm not saying TT is a good QB, I'm saying that if he does throw the ball, his best throws are deep balls. Yes, he's very inaccurate when it comes to every other bread and butter throw in the NFL, but on deep passes, he does ok.

That doesn't make any sense. It's like saying "That basketball player is great shooting from half court, but he can't make any 3 pointers or layups."

[trndobrd]

That doesn't make any sense. It's like saying "That basketball player is great shooting from half court, but he can't make any 3 pointers or layups."

It makes perfect sense, and you've perfectly summarized Tebow's skill set in the passing game.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Tebow is viable, a great compliment to Smith, and a GREAT answer to the needs of KC's QB dilemma.
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[Tombstone RJ]

That doesn't make any sense. It's like saying "That basketball player is great shooting from half court, but he can't make any 3 pointers or layups."

Well, just look at TT's release. He throws the ball like a javelin, not a dart. So he's widely innacurate on short to medium passes but fairly good on the deep stuff. I know, it's wierd but TT is not your typical QB. He's more like a MLBer playing QB.

[Red Dawg]

I'm not saying TT is a good QB, I'm saying that if he does throw the ball, his best throws are deep balls. Yes, he's very inaccurate when it comes to every other bread and butter throw in the NFL, but on deep passes, he does ok.

He is terrible at throwing in all phases. He should play TE.

[TribalElder]

LMAO!

[Tombstone RJ]

He is terrible at throwing in all phases. He should play TE.

being that I watched most if not all his games, I agree to an extent. He does suck throwing the ball and he will never be an NFL QB. But when he does throw the ball, his best throws are the deep stuff.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

being that I watched most if not all his games, I agree to an extent. He does suck throwing the ball and he will never be an NFL QB. But when he does throw the ball, his best throws are the deep stuff.

QBBC! Wooooot! Its a NEW FUCKIN' DAY, CHIEFS FANS!!!
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[kc rush]

3% QB talent.


You are being generous.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Only Denver is dumb enough to play him at QB.

[ChiefsCountry]

Andy Reid must love him some Urban Meyer's quarterbacks.

[DonTellMeShowMe]

Just stop

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

isportstimes? Sounds like a splinter group from Warpaint Illustrated.

[Wildcat2005]

That doesn't make any sense. It's like saying "That basketball player is great shooting from half court, but he can't make any 3 pointers or layups."

it actually does
he cant complete short or intermediate passes because he cant read defenses and set his feet to deliver accurate passes

What he can do though is the scramble drill
Just run around and chuck it deep

In that regard the deep ball is the only thing he can do that resembles nfl qb play

[bevischief]

JFC... Stop it.

[R8RFAN]

I love this team

[listopencil]

ROFL That is awesome.

So you're on the Tebow bandwagon? Sweet. Let me know how that works out for you.

[NWTF]

Gotta be a joke, but he probably will land somewhere as at least a 3rd stringer. I suppose sense Quinn will be gone and maybe even Stanzi this would be a likely spot.

[Dave Lane]

Why hasn't anyone shot me yet?

Me first!

[HotCarl]

That reads like something that someone pulled out of their ass.

[Dave Lane]

please god let this happen; just for my sheer morbid entertainment.

The next few seasons are down the drain anyway why not?

[Dave Lane]

Why does it matter who the backup QB is, really? If your starter goes down for more than a game or two, your season is over anyway. Probably not going to happen, but if it does, who cares? You guys are always bitching KC gets no ESPN airtime...Tebow would be the answer to that.

You better be trolling, I've given out more neg rep in the last couple of days than I have in my entire 12 years here.

[KcMizzou]

lol... bullshit

[KurtCobain]

Why hasn't anyone shot me yet?

be careful what you wish for I shot myself in 94... was not pretty Courtney Love got all my money

[ClevelandBronco]

being that I watched most if not all his games, I agree to an extent. He does suck throwing the ball and he will never be an NFL QB. But when he does throw the ball, his best throws are the deep stuff.

Ah, some of those just look like good throws because the receiver has enough time to find the ball and run to wherever it's going.

[cdcox]

First time I ever heard a fullback called a game manager.

[JoeyChuckles]

It still pisses me off to no end to think that Denver drafted Tebow in the first round and they are still a successful franchise to this day. There is no football god.

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

FWIW, there are also rumors that Oakland was interested in Tebow. Hey, I'd take him as a running back.

[Ace Gunner]

We are...

well sonofabitch

[Smith2Bench]

If you guys get Tebow, you really need to start a boycott or somthing. Not only will you have traded way too much for a game manager, you will be inviting the circus into town.

Before you know it, Smith will have a three int game and take 8 sacks and you'll have the teebow talk start almost instantaniously. lol

[Dixie Land]

If you guys get Tebow, you really need to start a boycott or somthing. Not only will you have traded way too much for a game manager, you will be inviting the circus into town.

Before you know it, Smith will have a three int game and take 8 sacks and you'll have the teebow talk start almost instantaniously. lol

Yeah but Tebow will prob beat out Smith and be named the starter then the whole fanbase will shiiiiittte....Headline: Tebow named starter, Smith will backup and hold the clipboard....OMG ROFL

[okcchief]

I don't know why anyone pays attention to sources like this. I can probably find a link that Chiefs are going after Aaron Rodgers too.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

...and to the Chiefs in the 4th round, Colon Klein.

[Ugly Duck]

TT's strength is throwing the deep ball.

Ron Jaworski's take on Tebow's deep ball:

"The concern I still have is the deeper throws, where the ball loses energy at the end of the throw," said Jaworski, who shared his thoughts with Tebow on national television.

"He knows he needs to work on driving the football off that back leg, keeping a small, compact base and not getting elongated where you can't snap those hips.

Jaworski said a passer's weight must be on his back foot at the top of his drop but that Tebow's tendency is to have his weight too far forward, costing him extended zip. "It's those deep throws where you have to bring your weight forward, drive your hips through and drive your body toward your target," he said.

Also, Tebow "has a tendency to pick the back foot up. It's like a pitcher pushing off that rubber; you have to drive off that."

[warpaint*]

I'll believe it when I see it

[Hootie]

so this isn't going to happen but if it does, even in a backup capacity, I'll officially know

God hates me