Masturbating during job interview?

[Prison Bitch]

Anyone ever done it?



FEBRUARY 13, 2013

Willie Merriweather Brought "Little Willie" To The Job Interview - Jailed After He Was Allegedly Caught Masturbating During Employment Interview

Aiken, South Carolina (The Weekly Vice) - Willie Merriweather, a 53-year-old South Carolina man, was jailed Monday after he allegedly masturbated during an interview at a local staffing agency.

According to the Aiken Department of Public Safety, Merriweather reportedly entered the staffing agency and was seated for an interview when the incident took place.

The interviewer told detectives that she was gathering personal information about the applicant, such as his name and date of birth, when she looked down and noticed that his penis was fully exposed and in his hand.

When the woman confronted Merriweather about his exposed penis and ordered him out of the building, Merriweather tried to argue that "it fell out."


http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2013/02/willie-merriweather-brought-little.html

[Direckshun]

As you can see, I'm a real go getter.

[dj56dt58]

Did he get the job?

[kstater]

He's and up and comer.

[TribalElder]

LMAO!

that is awesomesauce

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

He likes a stiff one before work.

[Prison Bitch]

Did he get the job?

No. He blew his load during the application process.

[gblowfish]

He's obviously willing to perform manual labor...

[Johnny Vegas]

would ya just look at that! just look at it?!

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/174841_140723509324776_3288340_n.jpg

[Bwana]

Willie must have thought he was interviewing for a job in the porn industry. :shrug:

"Hey baby, meet little Willie."

Security!

[Imon Yourside]

He was doing his job hoping she would do hers for him.


LOLZ @ that link.... Faces of Meth... HAHAHA LMAO

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

It clearly says "staffing agency"

[BigRedChief]

It wasn't Florida?

[In58men]

would ya just look at that! just look at it?!

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/174841_140723509324776_3288340_n.jpg

"Well where is he....because I'd like to look at him"



ROFL

[Prison Bitch]

He thought he had the right skill set, but in the end he was exposed.

[Thig Lyfe]

At least he's self-motivated.

[In58men]

They said he was a few strokes behind the qualifications.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

He uses his own white out.

[Prison Bitch]

His interview style was shoot-from-the-hip.

[Johnny Vegas]

"Well where is he....because I'd like to look at him"



ROFL

LMAO

[Red Brooklyn]

Do we really need another Alex Smith thread?

[In58men]

Do we really need another Alex Smith thread?

This guy is a straight shooter, Alex isn't.

[crossbow]

Gotta "hand" it to the guy for trying.

[Red Brooklyn]

This guy is a straight shooter, Alex isn't.

BOOM!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Heh. For me that WAS part of the interview.

[crossbow]

Hey he had two appointments that day. One was for a porn scene and the other for a Walmart door greeter. He just got them mixed up is all.

[ArrowheadHawk]

He was giving the firm the Staff.

[big nasty kcnut]

He was jerking for work. She didn't like him so he was cumming to prove her wrong

[GloryDayz]

Meh, happens all the time in the porn industry!

LOL, we're so closed-minded...

[Thig Lyfe]

He was jerking for work. She didn't like him so he was cumming to prove her wrong

you're the best, mayne

you diiid it

[Pepe Silvia]

He didn't beat around the bush.

[wazu]

Instant Section-8.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

My last employer told me I was a jerk off . I just don't understand why ?

[BlackHelicopters]

Interview question: Do you have any weaknesses...............?

[Fish]

Mine falls out all the time too....

[In58men]

Mine falls out all the time too....

You talking about your tampon again?

[Setsuna]

He thought he was going to nail that interview.

He was out to prove he would be stiff competition for his fellow employees.

[East Side Rogelio]

Bad thing about it, she never saw it coming.

[MMXcalibur]

I'm willing to bet he was trying to recreate a porno scene.

[KurtCobain]

this is a real feel good story

[Cannibal]

Sweet Dick Willie!

Keep in the pants until you get the job next time!

[GloryDayz]

I interview a lot of people and until the final interviews for a senior engineer I don't see them F2F, most of it's done on the phone. Now I'm wondering how many are jacking off on the other end of the phone! And i have a few who I think might very well have! Fuckers! now I'm going to ask!

[Radar Chief]

Tough break for "Hand Job". /PVT Cowboy

[Jive Ass]

Do it at every interview. Never had a job in my life.




Works wonders.

[Rain Man]

It was all a misunderstanding. He bought a book about doing a good job interview and it said to show that you're excited about the job.

[mikey23545]

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I got plead ignorance on this thing...

[LoneWolf]

Finding a job in this economy is hard.

[digger]

straight shooter with upper management potential

[BigMeatballDave]

He wanted to make money hand over fist.

[rockymtnchief]

Maybe he was interviewing for Hog Farmers job?:shrug::whackit:

[mikey23545]

He was probably trying to show her he could pull his own weight at the job.

[threebag]

Bevis, so... Uh how was the second interview?

[Prison Bitch]

"So Willie, tell us about a time you handled a hard situation at work, and what you did to over-cum it"

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Trying to get a job reference to stand up for him.

[Lex Luthor]

A man went to see his doctor. "You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said. The man asked, "Why?" The doctor replied, "Because I''m trying to examine you!"

[Chief3188]

"Sorry, I thought this was the sperm bank"

[Bwana]

Judge Reinhold approves.


http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Phoebe-Cates-fast-times-at-ridgemont-high-bikini.jpg

[saphojunkie]

I know this job is temp, but I just wanted to show I can handle it if it's sperm.

[Ming the Merciless]

he didnt realize the competition would be so stiff

[J Diddy]

A man went to see his doctor. "You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said. The man asked, "Why?" The doctor replied, "Because I''m trying to examine you!"

:LOL:

[J Diddy]

Did he get the job?

If he didn't it would be a shame. He was obviously very excited about the opportunity.

[Spott]

He was hard up for a job.

No pics of the female interviewer that he was tossing off to.?

[GloryDayz]

If he didn't it would be a shame. He was obviously very excited about the opportunity.

I hope he did... I think it'd be funny to just hire and fire based on their abilities alone for a change. At least don't let something stupid like jacking off be a big deal. To tell the truth, if everybody actually jacked off at the office, things would probably go better.

I don't know, it just kills me how much is made of sex, boobs, dicks and other such body parts in our culture.

[BlackHelicopters]

Who hasn't masturbated at work? Show of hands?

[Chief Pote]

I wonder if she shook his hand?

[Molitoth]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vIBvXWiZIgw/UMEFAw2iRSI/AAAAAAAAEqc/SBf6t8B6rEo/s640/chucky_i_accept_that_soa.jpg

[Prison Bitch]

To tell the truth, if everybody actually jacked off at the office, things would probably go better.

I don't know, it just kills me how much is made of sex, boobs, dicks and other such body parts in our culture.


Um, really? You think society would be better off if old pervs beat off during job interviews?

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

The salt content of the biscuits and gravy at Hardee's is higher than you think.

[Red Dawg]

There is nothing wrong with letting a person know who you are right up front. Maybe he didn't think it would be frowned upon.

[gblowfish]

He wanted a job with Conan O'Brian as the Masturbating Bear!

[GloryDayz]

Um, really? You think society would be better off if old pervs beat off during job interviews?

I wouldn't file against them. I'd just close the door and tell them I'd be back in a few minutes... I've walked in on people fucking and just blowing off steam before. I made nothing of it, and we just never talk about it. After that they were no more, or less, productive, so why would I care? and they took a LOT less time than the people who take "forever" lunches to "go to the gym." LOL, get up at 4:30 like me is what I'd like to say, but I won't, they need to work off stress too, they just take longer, a LOT more ofter I suppose, than the two who were fucking...

But the good news is I knew two people who were never opposed to travel, and they did great work when they did travel together.

[Prison Bitch]

I wouldn't file against them. I'd just close the door and tell them I'd be back in a few minutes... .


I think that's absurd. But with respect to this particular individual, it's his second time pulling this act in a job interview. He's obviously not learning this is inappropriate workplace behavior.

[teedubya]

Florida?

[GloryDayz]

I think that's absurd. But with respect to this particular individual, it's his second time pulling this act in a job interview. He's obviously not learning this is inappropriate workplace behavior.

Ever thought that he's just not wanting a job? He got everything he wanted from the interview; he rubbed one out and still gets to sleep-in for a long while to cum!

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Some might be curious to hire him to see what the exit interview would be like.

[KChiefer]

During the interview? That's premature.


I had a stint at a discount cigarette shop where a guy was let go after being caught on tape letting it go behind the counter.