610 caller just now...Arrowhead will sell out if

[Nzoner]

they bring Tebow here LMAO

[Strongside]

I heard that. Of course it will sell out. Bible-beaters from across the country will become Chiefs fans. Sorry, but I'd like to booze and curse in peace.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Oh, Jesus fuck. I need to create an app that allows you to punch someone in the face through your phone.

[Reerun_KC]

Please let this happen. Nothing will be more awesome than having Tebow in a Chiefs uniform...

You dont become the Chiefs by accident...

[L.A. Chieffan]

I think it's a great idea. Bring the magic back!

[Reerun_KC]

I think it's a great idea. Bring the magic back!ROFL

Magic?

[BigCatDaddy]

Arrowhead isn't big enough to contain the amount of suck in a Tebow/Alex Smith QB battle.

[Mike in SW-MO]

they bring Tebow here LMAO

Proving again the boundlessness of stupidity.

[Reerun_KC]

Arrowhead isn't big enough to contain the amount of suck in a Tebow/Alex Smith QB battle.

Yes it is...

Its exactly what KC needs...

It survived Huard, Croyle, Cassle, Thigpen, Quinn, Stanzi, it sure in the hell can survive this...

[Imon Yourside]

He could lead the pre/post game prayers!!!! BRING IT ON!!!!

[ChiliConCarnage]

Arrowhead isn't big enough to contain the amount of suck in a Tebow/Alex Smith QB battle.

I don't know. I was there the day he completed two passes and won at Arrowhead. I'd say the combined QB suck was pretty high at that point.

[Reerun_KC]

I don't know. I was there the day he completed two passes and won at Arrowhead. I'd say the combined QB suck was pretty high at that point.

Do not question Roleo's vaulted Defense...


ROFL

[memyselfI]

I believe it. The Religious RW nutjobs will be coming from miles around to see their Lord and Savior's clone.

[L.A. Chieffan]

ROFL

Magic?

don't you miss the good ol days man? something has been missing. Tebow could provide that spark.

[Reerun_KC]

don't you miss the good ol days man? something has been missing. Tebow could provide that spark.

ROFL

Sure buddy, one non factor player will bring back Arrowhead....

[Deberg_1990]

I love Tebows live arm. Sign em John!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

"Look Jeb! I see him! He's holding a clipboard!"

"Hazel, I'll bet he's readin them boys some scripture!"

"Oh Lord, Amen! Amen! Amen!"

Coming to a section near you.

[L.A. Chieffan]

ROFL

Sure buddy, one non factor player will bring back Arrowhead....

Tebow has charisma and just " it" , he'll make the rest of the team run through brick walls and the crowd will love him for it. win the crowd, win your freedom

[Imon Yourside]

I believe it. The Religious RW nutjobs will be coming from miles around to see their Lord and Savior's clone.

:rolleyes: really?

No, but he could bring some much needed Prayer back here. Just make him the 3rd string QB.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Tebow has charisma and just " it" , he'll make the rest of the team run through brick walls and the crowd will love him for it. win the crowd, win your freedom

I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

[memyselfI]

:rolleyes: really?

No, but he could bring some much needed Prayer back here. Just make him the 3rd string QB.

Bring prayer to Arrowhead? Why not sign Joel Olsteen? :D

[RealSNR]

Hmm... interesting idea. Can he play QB?

[Imon Yourside]

Hmm... interesting idea. Can he play QB?

Behind Alex Smiff and Geno Smith....sure.

[KCUnited]

Free circumcisions for the first 10,000 promo.

[L.A. Chieffan]

I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

Choose a quarterback, not the first rounder, and meet me and our guest in hell for drinks.

[Strongside]

1. Buy large bus.
2. Paint "Tebow Wagon" on side.
3. Contact local churches about rides to game.
4. Buy giant sign that says 'Jesus Lot', display over bus during gameday.
5. Profit.

[007]

JFC I hope this rumor has no ****ing legs. This fanbase is beyond stupid.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Choose a quarterback, not the first rounder, and meet me and our guest in hell for drinks.

Would you like to hear today's specials?

[Imon Yourside]

JFC I hope this rumor has not ****ing legs. This fanbase is beyond stupid.

TEBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Please let this happen. Nothing will be more awesome than having Tebow in a Chiefs uniform...

You dont become the Chiefs by accident...

Yep, just bring the entire goddamn circus at this point. If you're going to clusterfuck, GO LARGE.
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[Strongside]

JFC I hope this rumor has not ****ing legs. This fanbase is beyond stupid.

We live in the bible belt man. A large portion of our fanbase are bible-beating, tongue-speaking, gay-hating Tebow sheep. It's unfortunate, but true. When God is involved, and a group of people believe that a player is the living embodiment of their messiah, they don't care that he can't throw a football. THEY WANT HIM, DAMMIT!

[Imon Yourside]

We live in the bible belt man. A large portion of our fanbase are bible-beating, tongue-speaking, gay-hating Tebow sheep. It's unfortunate, but true. When God is involved, and a group of people believe that a player is the living embodiment of their messiah, they don't care that he can't throw a football. THEY WANT HIM, DAMMIT!

No one believes he's the living embodiment of the messiah dude. He is a born leader though and as long as he doesn't take any real snaps it's ok with me.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Please dont equate Jesus with this mattress-hawking tool.
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[Imon Yourside]

Please dont equate Jesus with this mattress-hawking tool.
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ROFL

[Strongside]

No one believes he's the living embodiment of the messiah dude. He is a born leader though and as long as he doesn't take any real snaps it's ok with me.

I don't mean that literally. Obviously no one believes that. But people do believe that there is an all-knowing, all seeing being floating around in space, so it's not too far-fetched.

[Lex Luthor]

I think it's a great idea. Bring the magic back!

Thanks for confirming beyond all doubt what everyone already was pretty sure about.

Mods, please ban this annoying troll.

[gblowfish]

Oh, you heard me on the air with Fescoe?

[L.A. Chieffan]

Thanks for confirming beyond all doubt what everyone already was pretty sure about.

Mods, please ban this annoying troll.

A guy who supports his team... BAN HIM!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

A guy who supports his team... BAN HIM!

Not if you want to keep your spleen.

[Lex Luthor]

A guy who supports his team... BAN HIM!

Are you saying that you're not a troll, and that instead you are the stupidest motherfucker ever?

My apologies to everyone. I shouldn't feed the troll.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Not if you want to keep your spleen.

Im trying to rile up the people over at CP and Flop, my AP comrade, keeps buzzing in my ear.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Are you saying that you're not a troll, and that instead you are the stupidest motherfucker ever?

My apologies to everyone. I shouldn't feed the troll.

So now Im the stupidest motherfucker ever? Because I'm a Kansas City Chiefs fan? HAHA you just moded youreself brah

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Arrowhead Addict and Arrowhead Pride are the worst as well. LMAO

It's like Nick Athan Lite with those. LMAO

[MotherfuckerJones]

:facepalm:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

610 Danny Parkins is reporting that the Chiefs are actively trying to sign both guys. It's a race to see who signs first, and the other will be tagged. They said that if the tag is put on Albert it will be because they feel they are very close to signing Bowe to a long term deal.

[Easy 6]

I'd sign him to a bargain basement deal to try and become an H-Back.

[Dave Lane]

Please let this happen. Nothing will be more awesome than having Tebow in a Chiefs uniform...

You dont become the Chiefs by accident...

I'm in such deep despair and grief I'm ready for the coup de gras. Lets do this!


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[Dave Lane]

Oh, you heard me on the air with Fescoe?

If that was you, well played!

[wazu]

Tebow is undefeated in Arrowhead.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Tebow is undefeated in Arrowhead.

This. And he has a playoff win.

[Dave Lane]

This. And he has a playoff win.

I think we can all say franchise player now!

Tim Tebow > Alex Smith

[L.A. Chieffan]

I think we can all say franchise player now!

Tim Tebow > Alex Smith

Yup. Theyre both good but Tebow has the intangibles.

[Red Brooklyn]

Oh, Jesus fuck. I need to create an app that allows you to punch someone in the face through your phone.

ROFL

[Mike in SW-MO]

Bring prayer to Arrowhead? :D

Yeah, because they don't have a prayer now.

[ChiefsCountry]

If they wanted a religious quarterback, Matt Barkley is available. And you know he has actual talent.

[CoMoChief]

I know at least 1 person who won't ever spend a dime on the Chiefs again if they sign Tebow.

[Rausch]

I know at least 1 person who won't ever spend a dime on the Chiefs again if they sign Tebow.

You know more than that...

[gblowfish]

Tebow could hold services at 10am before the game at Kauffman Stadium. Wave some snakes, speak in tongues, baptize some folks out in the left field fountains. Perform some circumcisions, heal a few lepers, make some fish sandwiches.

Of course, there would be a "love offering" to David Glass. He's not going to let you worship in his house for free....

[Codered]

I wish the Chiefs would figure out that ... sometimes another team's trash is STILL trash!

[KC_Lee]

I wish the Chiefs would figure out that ... sometimes another team's trash is STILL trash!

Why change now?

[Rausch]

Why change now?

Failure?...

[bevischief]

JFC...

[Steron]

Fuck it. I hope he does come here. At this point, why not.

[KC_Lee]

Failure?...

You would think wouldn't one, but this team seems to think this is the only path to follow.