Hugo Chavez Dead

[Buck]

Check cnn

[Bootlegged]

PBJ

[Chief Roundup]

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[MotherfuckerJones]

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[Easy 6]

/powers boothe

[Just Passin' By]

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4542667593024033&pid=15.1

[Bugeater]

(bell ringer gif)

[Ming the Merciless]

i hope he enjoys sucking demon dick

[Discuss Thrower]

Buckwheat: DEAD

[Prison Bitch]

I'm struggling to see how his life, or his death, impact me in any real way. Wasn't he pretty much toothless in terms of power and influence?

[Iowanian]

He'll give the worms heartburn.

So long you America hating sonnabitch.

[Direckshun]

Despots have been dropping like flies the past few years.

Mubarack, Qaddafi, Kim Jong Il, Chavez, Bin Laden... Castro and the dude in Zimbabwe (Mugabe?) are holding onto life by a thread.

[Strongside]

THE PRICE OF OIL PLUMMETS.


wish.

[Nickel D]

!AYE CARAMBA!

[Iowanian]

The death of castro and his brother will probably be the defining moment of Cuba rejoining the civilized world and a relationship with the US.

I wish they would, I'd like to hit the beach there and bring home a barge of vintage cars.



Oil will more likely skyrocket due to the "unrest" and "uncertainty" in the country.

[siberian khatru]

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!

[burt]

!AYE CARAMBA!

I could ONLY read that in Bart Simpson's voice!

[Direckshun]

I'm struggling to see how his life, or his death, impact me in any real way. Wasn't he pretty much toothless in terms of power and influence?

Unless you were Venezuelan.

[BlackHelicopters]

Unless you were Venezuelan.

Who gives a shit about Venezueleans when they didn't rise up and oust this bastard.

[Marcellus]

Despots have been dropping like flies the past few years.

Mubarack, Qaddafi, Kim Jong Il, Chavez, Bin Laden... Castro and the dude in Zimbabwe (Mugabe?) are holding onto life by a thread.

CIA doing work.

[Direckshun]

Who gives a shit about Venezueleans when they didn't rise up and oust this bastard.

Yeah... alright.

[siberian khatru]

Who gives a shit about Venezueleans when they didn't rise up and oust this bastard.

Cross-forum reference! :)

[Bwana]

Sweet!

[KCWolfman]

I think the sun brightened a couple of lumens.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Despots have been dropping like flies the past few years.

Mubarack, Qaddafi, Kim Jong Il, Chavez, Bin Laden... Castro and the dude in Zimbabwe (Mugabe?) are holding onto life by a thread.

You forgot Pioli.

[Demonpenz]

That leaves Obama is America's greatest enemy.

[gblowfish]

QUICK...somebody check on John Goodman!

[Donger]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRozx6zjKkp1KTxDfAlVyeZ4jqRWkXY_D3TU6AWc2MPSjFszyiU7Q

"My, my. What a shame..."

[KCWolfman]

That leaves Obama is America's greatest enemy.

Well, a free enterprise America anyway.

[displacedinMN]

Remember-he claimed that the US had an earthquake machine. We made the Hatian quake so we could take over another country.

:facepalm:

And Sean Penn just lost his best friend

[Donger]

Remember-he claimed that the US had an earthquake machine. We made the Hatian quake so we could take over another country.

:facepalm:

And Sean Penn just lost his best friend

No, that was teedubya.

[DomerNKC]

Do we get to draft geno now?

[CoMoChief]

Despots have been dropping like flies the past few years.

Mubarack, Qaddafi, Kim Jong Il, Chavez, Bin Laden... Castro and the dude in Zimbabwe (Mugabe?) are holding onto life by a thread.

ROFL

Zero Dark Easter Bunny

[Frazod]

Remember-he claimed that the US had an earthquake machine. We made the Hatian quake so we could take over another country.

:facepalm:

And Obama just lost his best friend

FYP

[KCWolfman]

Hopefully US Representative Jose Serrano goes to the same Cuban hospital sometime soon.

[SAUTO]

The death of castro and his brother will probably be the defining moment of Cuba rejoining the civilized world and a relationship with the US.

I wish they would, I'd like to hit the beach there and bring home a barge of vintage cars.



Oil will more likely skyrocket due to the "unrest" and "uncertainty" in the country.
I watched a show once about those cars.

No one wants most of then anymore, the mechanics use whatever is handy.


BUT, They have guys that hand make 57 Chev trim.
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[scho63]

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!

Is that you Chevy? :hmmm:

[Just Passin' By]

Hopefully US Representative Jose Serrano goes to the same Cuban hospital sometime soon.

Can we send the President and all of Congress?

[Bugeater]

I watched a show once about those cars.

No one wants most of then anymore, the mechanics use whatever is handy.


BUT, They have guys that hand make 57 Chev trim.
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Yep, I read an article on Jalopnik quite a while back about them. There's not much original on them anymore, they're all just a bunch of Frankencars farmed together with mostly Russian parts. They have to get creative to keep them on the road. Some of them would probably make great donor cars for body parts though.

[SAUTO]

Yep, I read an article on Jalopnik quite a while back about them. There's not much original on them anymore, they're all just a bunch of Frankencars farmed together with mostly Russian parts. They have to get creative to keep them on the road. Some of them would probably make great donor cars for body parts though. all the mechanics are "underground" and they have to remember what they used on the cars.

One motor had mismatched pistons from several different motors
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[SAUTO]

It was a cool show though
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[KC_Lee]

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[Bugeater]

all the mechanics are "underground" and they have to remember what they used on the cars.

One motor had mismatched pistons from several different motors
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LMAO how the fuck would that even run?

Tried to dig up the old article but I couldn't find it. Here's an excerpt from a more recent one though:

But while it may look like a '56 Oldsmobile, things are probably not what they seem underneath. Gas hungry V8s have long been ditched for Fiat four-cylinders. Some are even using differentials and greasy bits from old Land Rovers. And others are running on propane gas tanks in the trunk, because that's cheaper than gasoline.

"Cubans get very creative with ways to fix their cars themselves," Malberti said as he showed me how people squeeze guava and banana pieces to stop up a leaky radiator.

Malberti said there are no new parts for the old cars, which is why seats sometimes come from Volvos and halogen lights are swapped for makeshift ones with fluorescent bulbs.
I don't know how a Fiat 4-banger could even propel one of those old barges. That would be slow as hell.

[houstonwhodat]

Did Bono give him some brown acid??

[houstonwhodat]

Can we send the President and all of Congress?



:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Ace Gunner]

this has so many ramifications
http://palmettopublicrecord.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Kevin-Butler-Mind-Blown.gif

[listopencil]

So Cuba has pretty much been Gilligan's Island for a while now.

[SAUTO]

LMAO how the fuck would that even run?

Tried to dig up the old article but I couldn't find it. Here's an excerpt from a more recent one though:

I don't know how a Fiat 4-banger could even propel one of those old barges. That would be slow as hell.
As a mechanic it was a very interesting show.
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[SAUTO]

You know I'm not real big on rigging things to work. Would rather just fix it right. But some of those guys impress me.

The kid that works for me has a Cummins and a six speed in everything he drives.

I have a customer that has a Cummins in a 70 Monte Carlo
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[KC native]

I'm struggling to see how his life, or his death, impact me in any real way. Wasn't he pretty much toothless in terms of power and influence?

Do you buy gasoline dipshit?

[KC native]

I have a really good Venezuelan friend. He's pretty stoked that Chavez is gone.

I have a Colombian coworker that's fucking ecstatic that Chavez is dead due to Chavez meddling in Colombian affairs.

[chefsos]

Went by the gas station. They weren't pouring out any Citgo for the homie. I was perplexed.

[gblowfish]

"Anguished Venezuelans".....
Band Name???

[GloryDayz]

Make sure he's dead!!

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[Mr. Kotter]

Nice couple of days we are havin' on CP.... PBJ PBJ PBJ

[GloryDayz]

Hey Harry Belfonte, head south and bury your dead-ass fuck-face brother... And stay forever asshole!

[TEX]

**** him. :rockon:

[Frankie]

Despots have been dropping like flies the past few years.

Mubarack, Qaddafi, Kim Jong Il, Chavez, Bin Laden... Castro and the dude in Zimbabwe (Mugabe?) are holding onto life by a thread.

Qaddafi, Kim Jong Il, Chavez, Bin Laden are alive?!!! :eek:

[Frankie]

BTW, shouldn't this be in DC?

[KCWolfman]

I wonder if Ahmadinejad could be talked into going in for a checkup at a Cuban Facility as well?

[BigMeatballDave]

Zero fucks given

[BigMeatballDave]

Qaddafi, Kim Jong Il, Chavez, Bin Laden are alive?!!! :eek:

Huh?

Reading comprehension fail.

[Frankie]

No, there was a list of names who are "holding onto life by a thread." Some are dead already.

[Rausch]

All we need now is the type of American leader we haven't had in almost 30 years to take advantage of this Dictator-vaccum...

[displacedinMN]

I think I called it

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2013/03/06/sean-penn-mourns-friend-hugo-chavez/1968717/

[Deberg_1990]

Citgo lowered their flags at half staff yesterday. :facepalm:



http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/03/06/venezuelan-citgo-flies-flags-half-mast-in-texas-louisiana-for-chavez/




Out of respect for President Hugo Chavez, Venezuelan-owned oil refinery Citgo flew its flags at half staff outside its Houston and Lake Charles, La., offices Wednesday, sparking outcry from drivers passing by.

In Houston, the flags at the refinery were lowered to half staff as late as this afternoon, and caused a number of people to look twice as they drove by. James Post, an assistant project manager at an engineering and construction firm in Harris County, told FoxNews.com the sight was "jarring" and "deeply disappointing."

U.S. protocol allows for flags to be lowered for foreign dignitaries and Post recognized Citgo's right to do so as a private company. However, he said upon seeing the American or Texas flag at half staff, he questioned the person being honored; and said his mind "immediately jumped to the last time we did this in the Houston-area and it was for Neil Armstrong, so, you wonder."

Meanwhile, Terry Backhaus, a financial adviser in Louisiana, told FoxNews.com the flags at the Citgo refinery in Lake Charles had apparently been raised back by noon. "I think I used a profanity when I saw it this morning, I was disgusted," Bakhaus said. "I didn't believe it to be right, not for somebody who wasn't a true American ally."

Citgo told KHOU 11 News earlier Wednesday that it would lower its flags, including the American flag, for Chavez. The company said it would release a statement later in the day, but a request for comment by FoxNews.com was not immediately returned.

The late Venezuelan president died Tuesday afternoon at the age of 58 after a two-year battle with cancer. Chavez's funeral will be held Friday in Caracas. The ceremony is expected to draw leaders from all over the world including Argentina, Uruguay and Bolivia.

Thousands of Chavez's supporters filled Caracas' streets Wednesday to remember the man who dominated their country for 14 years.

But even amid the mass outpouring of grief, questions about the country's future could not be put off for long, with worries amplified by the government's lack of regard for the letter of the constitution, and the military's eagerness to choose political sides.

Others who bitterly opposed Chavez's take-no-prisoners brand of socialism said they were sorry about his death, but hopeful it would usher in a less confrontational, more business-friendly era in this major oil-producing country. Under his leadership, the state expropriated key industries, raised taxes on the rich and forced many opponents into exile.

Venezuela and the United States have a complicated relationship -- and animosity between Caracas and Washington was rising even in the final hours before Chavez’s death. Vice President Nicolas Maduro claimed “historical enemies” of Venezuela were behind Chavez’s cancer diagnosis.

U.S. officials quickly cast Chavez's death as an opportunity for America to rebuild a relationship with Venezuela and for the country itself to pursue “meaningful democratic reforms," with President Obama saying it marked a "new chapter" for the Latin American nation.

An election is expected to be held in 30 days.

[GloryDayz]

Now they're going to stuff this fucker like a shot goat and put his rotten corpse out there for all to watch rot even more.

[Rain Man]

Okay, I'm starting on my way back from South America now.

[Iowanian]

It will be funny when someone buys this asshole's rotting corpse in a storage auction in 10 years and puts him on display in an carnival.

[King_Chief_Fan]

one of the best events that have happened in 2013 so far

[Ace Gunner]

I heard about this while midair.

[ChiefRocka]

I heard about this while midair.

How was that chimichanga?