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Prison Bitch
03-18-2013, 10:29 PM
Thirty percent of all Internet traffic is pornography. That's a lot of porn. But everyone searches for different types of porn. We know this thanks to a Twitter follower who uncovered this fabulous website that analyzes porn search terms to determine which types of porn are the most popular.

By nation.

Or state.


http://www.pornmd.com/resources/infograph/usa/usa.html#

Bugeater
03-18-2013, 10:32 PM
There's porn on the internet?

Lumpy
03-18-2013, 10:38 PM
There's porn on the internet?

Don't get excited, Bug. Apparently porn is only available in KS and MO.

Bugeater
03-18-2013, 10:40 PM
Creampie has a lot of fans all throughout the midwest.

jd1020
03-18-2013, 10:42 PM
Gotta love #10 for MO.

Prison Bitch
03-18-2013, 10:46 PM
#1 Kentucky: "Free Gay Porn" Only state with that listed it.


#10 Oklahoma: "Backroom casting couch"

jd1020
03-18-2013, 10:49 PM
What is "straight (gay)" ????

Crush
03-18-2013, 10:50 PM
Thirty percent of all Internet traffic is pornography.

That's too low.

Crush
03-18-2013, 10:50 PM
Also, stay away from South America.

Cannibal
03-18-2013, 10:51 PM
Ebony at #1 for several southern states.

Crush
03-18-2013, 10:54 PM
Incest must be popular in eastern Europe. No. 1 in Romania, no. 2 in Hungary, and no. 10 in Russia.

Bugeater
03-18-2013, 10:55 PM
What is "straight (gay)" ????
Yeah I wondered about that one myself. Then again when it comes to porn, if you have to ask, you probably don't want to know.


Ebony at #1 for several southern states.
"Several" as in "all of them".

Cannibal
03-18-2013, 10:58 PM
"Several" as in "all of them".

:D stopped checking after the Carolinas, Georgia and Bama.

Prison Bitch
03-18-2013, 10:59 PM
One time my old boss got fired. ("Mutual decision" of course) Anyway he left and all his things were gone but his computer. Our main boss asked us to see if he had any work files we could use left on the computer. My co-worker pulled up the dude's laptop internet browser and did a history check. WHOA NELLIE! Shoulda seen all the porn searches the guy had. Months and months worth. Dind't ever bother to clear the cache.


Main one I can still remember 10 years later on google: "cum+sucking+asian+slut" We were in tears laughing while our main boss looked at it with great disappointment.

lcarus
03-18-2013, 11:08 PM
Oklahoma is 1. creampie 2. anal 3. teen.

I'd say that's pretty accurate. I've never been into milf porn really. Like...I won't search for it in particular.

keg in kc
03-18-2013, 11:10 PM
It's a little scary how often bbw shows up on there.

BryanBusby
03-18-2013, 11:12 PM
#1 Kentucky: "Free Gay Porn" Only state with that listed it.


SEC SEC SEC

I've learned today there's a lot of closeted gays in the world, especially in the Middle East.

Prison Bitch
03-18-2013, 11:20 PM
I kept seeing "Lisa Ann" and saying WTF? So I googled her. Yuk:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Ann

Fairplay
03-18-2013, 11:46 PM
It's a little scary how often bbw shows up on there.



A few days a mod around here posted a link to a porn site.

I was like WTF dude.

Fairplay
03-18-2013, 11:49 PM
I'd say that's pretty accurate. I've never been into milf porn really. Like...I won't search for it in particular.



I'm glad you have your morals. :)

lcarus
03-18-2013, 11:51 PM
I'm glad you have your morals. :)

:) Not a moral thing. Just a preference thing.

KurtCobain
03-19-2013, 12:38 AM
I've been getting into Czech gang bangs. Go check em out. And I hate foreign porn.

Usually I like low quality American midwestern home made porn, preferably of a guy sharing his average looking wife/girlfriend with a friend. But I can only find so many that fit this specific description. I think I've seen it all.

Silock
03-19-2013, 12:47 AM
Damn, I need to get 5,6,9 and 10 further up the list.

Ming the Merciless
03-19-2013, 01:00 AM
I'm kind of surprised glory hole doesn't rank higher..

Am I weird?

TimeForWasp
03-19-2013, 04:35 AM
What is "straight (gay)" ????

That's when you are not gay, but your boyfriend is.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-19-2013, 06:07 AM
In Missouri they screw their mules. In Kansas they **** their money. Not sure which one is nastier/disease.

jspchief
03-19-2013, 07:49 AM
So Lisa Ann is a genre?

And I was sure Kansas would have abortion porn #1

Discuss Thrower
03-19-2013, 08:24 AM
Not sure if ebony is popular in the South because of the amount of black Americans living there or because Southerners have some deep seated issues about their racial history..

Prison Bitch
03-19-2013, 08:25 AM
It's very likely the number of blacks living there.

Mr. Laz
03-19-2013, 10:14 AM
Kansas and Missouri are similar except for in MUron-land they must have their anal/mom action.

LMAO

Prison Bitch
03-19-2013, 10:27 AM
That world list blows my mind. #1 in palestine is "family"? WTF? The Chinese love the japanese, the japanese love themselves, and the Koreans like poop.

beach tribe
03-19-2013, 10:31 AM
Jeez. Post #32 for Q.
The last thread was only a day or so ago and it mentions to review South America.
It's pretty "funny" down there.

gblowfish
03-19-2013, 11:23 AM
Why does this thread have a Mizzou logo on it???

Pepe Silvia
03-19-2013, 11:29 AM
They look up Dancing Bear in Waco.

Imon Yourside
03-19-2013, 12:07 PM
Why does this thread have a Mizzou logo on it???

Is it not obvious?

chiefsfan987
03-19-2013, 01:06 PM
Uh, Kentucky...