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Paniero
03-20-2013, 09:59 AM
And they shall forever more.

ptlyon
03-20-2013, 10:02 AM
I can get behind this thread

Mr_Tomahawk
03-20-2013, 10:03 AM
Listening...

bevischief
03-20-2013, 10:05 AM
This needed it's own thread?

Hog's Gone Fishin
03-20-2013, 10:06 AM
And they're cheaters too !

Graystoke
03-20-2013, 10:13 AM
http://myyearwithoutclothesshopping.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/newsflash-300x289.jpg

ptlyon
03-20-2013, 10:14 AM
This needed it's own thread?

It had to be said

The Franchise
03-20-2013, 10:15 AM
Stupid thread is stupid.

Direckshun
03-20-2013, 10:16 AM
Mods plz delete.

Or at least change his username to something comical.

I nominate "ClownPenis.Fart".

BigCatDaddy
03-20-2013, 10:17 AM
The avi was worth the thread.

KC_Lee
03-20-2013, 10:18 AM
And in other Earth shattering news it was announced today that fire is indeed hot and water is indeed wet.

CoMoChief
03-20-2013, 10:20 AM
I nominate this thread to be re-named "bloody queef bubble"

ptlyon
03-20-2013, 10:20 AM
I don't care what any of you say, I would hit the like button in this thread. :harumph:

suds79
03-20-2013, 10:22 AM
http://local-static4.forum-files.fobby.net/forum_attachments/0017/2839/BadThread.jpg

MVChiefFan
03-20-2013, 10:23 AM
Now now guys, let's not he hasty...I like where this is going!

suds79
03-20-2013, 10:25 AM
Just saying something sucks without any thoughts or views to back up your point aligns yourself with fans like this.

http://sportspollution.com/SPGraffix/SP%20DrunkFan002.jpg

KC-TBB
03-20-2013, 10:27 AM
http://i.imgur.com/N2MDT.gif
[DONKIES DRAFT DAY

Mama Hip Rockets
03-20-2013, 10:31 AM
This needed it's own thread?

"Its" needed an apostrophe?

mr. tegu
03-20-2013, 10:38 AM
Interesting...:hmmm:

Chief_For_Life58
03-20-2013, 10:38 AM
broncos do suck

GloryDayz
03-20-2013, 10:39 AM
They can burn in hell too! The whole fuck fan-base!

Ace Gunner
03-20-2013, 10:53 AM
Mods plz delete.

Or at least change his username to something comical.

I nominate "ClownPenis.Fart".

solid post is solid :D

GoChargers
03-20-2013, 10:55 AM
Just saying something sucks without any thoughts or views to back up your point aligns yourself with fans like this.

http://sportspollution.com/SPGraffix/SP%20DrunkFan002.jpg

Does the Donks' suckitude really need to be explained to you?

They fucking suck, period.

suds79
03-20-2013, 10:59 AM
Does the Donks' suckitude really need to be explained to you?

They ****ing suck, period.

You're letting your fandom get in the way of reality. Can we not be objective?

They were 13-3. That's pretty good. Now do I like them? No. Of course not.

But coming after a season like that just to say "they suck" really puts yourself as the same type of fan as the guys pictured. #Drunk&NotBright

Furthermore, it's not effective. You know what any Bronco fans would say to this thread?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qol71wYD1qb73eb.gif

It's just a bad play.

Graystoke
03-20-2013, 10:59 AM
IN OTHER WELL KNOWN NEWS DID YOU KNOW?

http://endzog.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/middletona.jpeg?w=300&h=236

bowener
03-20-2013, 11:02 AM
They suck, yet they are going to beat our asses down. Sucks.

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-20-2013, 11:29 AM
I certainly hate them, but they far from suck.
Posted via Mobile Device

alanm
03-20-2013, 11:51 AM
I certainly hate them, but they far from suck.
Posted via Mobile DeviceOk.. How bout they blow then?

gblowfish
03-20-2013, 12:00 PM
Broncos suck what? Can't he be more specific?
Suck balls?
Suck donkey balls?
Suck "The Big Juan?"
Suck "The Social Sirloin?"
Suck like a Hoover?

What? What!??

Need more detail, or this thread is FAIL.

noa
03-20-2013, 12:00 PM
Mods plz delete.

Or at least change his username to something comical.

I nominate "ClownPenis.Fart".

It was the last domain name available.
Posted via Mobile Device

Pasta Little Brioni
03-20-2013, 12:20 PM
Exposed as frauds, yes

AdumbGuy
03-20-2013, 12:25 PM
Actually, what is chiefs planet's most hated team?

Broncos suck. Fuck the Broncos and the Bronco they rode in on! Wait, that didn't sound right.

Have sex with the Broncos and their horse!

Paniero
03-20-2013, 04:33 PM
Point 1: The Broncos won as many playoff games last year as the worst team in the league, KC. While KC sucked on the field, the Broncos felt they were Super Bowl champs before getting molested by a punch drunk Uncle Flacco. The meltdown on the Orange Mane that occured while Manning walked off the field after the game still continues.

AlexSmithDynasty
03-20-2013, 04:43 PM
They'll get their 10-14 regular season wins and lose in the 1st round like Peyton always does.

TribalElder
03-20-2013, 04:48 PM
Bloody snow suture toothy stink hole

http://i.imgur.com/sQd0CBi.jpg

FlaChief58
03-20-2013, 04:50 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VcE5wjCrQ1c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

houstonwhodat
03-20-2013, 04:51 PM
I do like the Rocky Mountains though.

And Denver too.

BlackHelicopters
03-20-2013, 04:51 PM
:popcorn:

MahiMike
03-20-2013, 06:42 PM
They won't win 8 games this year.

Paniero
03-20-2013, 06:46 PM
They won't win 8 games this year.

That's the mutherfuckin spirit we need in this thread.

notorious
03-20-2013, 06:48 PM
The avi was worth the thread.

This.

His Avatar has burst.

kcxiv
03-20-2013, 07:03 PM
And they shall forever more.

If the broncos suck that makes the Chiefs what? Gas Station Bathroom shitty? lol

kcxiv
03-20-2013, 07:04 PM
They won't win 8 games this year.

They will win 10-12 games easy. No one else in the west is going to push them.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-20-2013, 07:18 PM
The teeth is a concern

redfan
03-20-2013, 07:40 PM
This thread has legs. I mean boobs. Or a some combo of the 2, call 'em loobs.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-20-2013, 07:40 PM
They'll get their 10-14 regular season wins and lose in the 1st round like Peyton always does.

He is Shanahan II. Good enough for enough wins for 1 and done in the playoffs and lousy draft postion. Trades and treading water.

JoeyChuckles
03-20-2013, 07:43 PM
It's a total noobfest in here. Thanks for inviting me guyz.

jspchief
03-20-2013, 08:39 PM
http://local-static4.forum-files.fobby.net/forum_attachments/0017/2839/BadThread.jpg

This thread made a man give up juggling.

TribalElder
03-20-2013, 09:01 PM
What happened?

http://i.imgur.com/2y6O2hw.jpg

BigRedChief
03-20-2013, 09:05 PM
http://www.eteamz.com/lscardinals/files/donkeyANIM1.gif

TribalElder
03-20-2013, 09:06 PM
http://www.eteamz.com/lscardinals/files/donkeyANIM1.gif

LMAO!

That just won the thread

Dante hall'd

tooge
03-20-2013, 09:44 PM
For you younger bronco fans, I'll just give you a quick factual recap of 1997.

The broncos were Waaaaaay over the salary cap.
2. The broncos offensive line was found to have vadoline on their jerseys, an obvious violation of league rules.
3. There was a phantom holding call on Greg Manuski of the chiefs. Clearly, on replay, he touched no one. This call negated a field goal that would have changed the game.

The NFL wanted Elway to go
Out on top, and that is how it worked.


If u are a fan of the Broncos, then you know damn well that the championship was GIVIN to denver

Paniero
03-20-2013, 09:51 PM
Point 2: No matter what year, a number of Denver personnel look more at home at a petting zoo than they do on the sidelines.

Psyko Tek
03-20-2013, 10:26 PM
Ok.. How bout they blow then?

they use teeth
very ungood...

Sofa King
03-20-2013, 11:51 PM
http://www.eteamz.com/lscardinals/files/donkeyANIM1.gif

Well, i see the work has already been done here. Guess i can skip the part where i post some stupid and totally unrelated animated gif.

Simply Red
03-21-2013, 12:41 AM
unfortunately they'll sweep us again, this year.

Simply Red
03-21-2013, 12:43 AM
Well, i see the work has already been done here. Guess i can skip the part where i post some stupid and totally unrelated animated gif.

Did you know you can use Google now to search out gif OMG OMG!!!!! Yeah! It's true - it was a breaking story today!!!!

Bosie
03-21-2013, 01:41 AM
amen dude! fuck the broncos

Sofa King
03-21-2013, 03:47 AM
Did you know you can use Google now to search out gif OMG OMG!!!!! Yeah! It's true - it was a breaking story today!!!!

Now every dickhead is going to be posting them.

Damn jerks take the one thing i love, and they just abuse it...

Mile High Mania
03-21-2013, 04:50 AM
For you younger bronco fans, I'll just give you a quick factual recap of 1997.

The broncos were Waaaaaay over the salary cap.
2. The broncos offensive line was found to have vadoline on their jerseys, an obvious violation of league rules.
3. There was a phantom holding call on Greg Manuski of the chiefs. Clearly, on replay, he touched no one. This call negated a field goal that would have changed the game.

The NFL wanted Elway to go
Out on top, and that is how it worked.


If u are a fan of the Broncos, then you know damn well that the championship was GIVIN to denver

Crazy talk

tooge
03-21-2013, 07:06 AM
Crazy talk

Tat all donk fans ever say. You can't actually refute it because all the things I posted are true. I didn't even mention a bad call on T Gonzales that negated a TD. Total BS and donk fans know it

Garcia Bronco
03-21-2013, 07:36 AM
OMG the Chiefs were soooo close to winning a playoff game. Look on the bright side, at least you made us punt.

RyFo18
03-21-2013, 08:07 AM
http://tacticalip.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/elway_horseface-300x225.png

GloryDayz
03-21-2013, 09:35 AM
Fuck Denver. Fuck Denver to hell!

Paniero
03-21-2013, 09:35 AM
Point 3: Denver not only has a losing record in the Super Bowl, they own the record for biggest blowout by SF 55-10. Super Bowl losses hurt much more than AFC championships bring joy.

GoChargers
03-21-2013, 09:59 AM
Crazy talk

How so? Your own players admitted to the Vaseline thing and the Donks were later fined by the league for cheating the salary cap.

You do get all kinds of bullshit calls from the refs, too. Case in point: the Hochuli Game.

The Donks are up there with the Patsies, Niners, and Steelers as the scummiest franchises in the league.

GloryDayz
03-21-2013, 10:54 AM
How so? Your own players admitted to the Vaseline thing and the Donks were later fined by the league for cheating the salary cap.

You do get all kinds of bullshit calls from the refs, too. Case in point: the Hochuli Game.

The Donks are up there with the Patsies, Niners, and Steelers as the scummiest franchises in the league.

Evidently the Chiefs, and many others, aren't trying! Fucking Christian values (and in our case incompetence) have made things all the more difficult! I'm ready to try cheating too... I'm stunned that fucking Scott wasn't all into that too. And if he was, like he found in so many other areas, he wasn't good at it!

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-21-2013, 05:37 PM
They'll get their 10-14 regular season wins and lose in the 1st round like Peyton always does.

On this we agree. Uncle Pate is a half-pill of viagra come playoff time.
Posted via Mobile Device

Pasta Little Brioni
03-21-2013, 05:40 PM
OMG the Chiefs were soooo close to winning a playoff game. Look on the bright side, at least you made us punt.

Dude, it took Vince McMahon interference in that game and you guys know it. 10 pts. robbed from KC by corrupt calls.

BigRedChief
03-21-2013, 09:11 PM
LMAO!

That just won the thread

Dante hall'dWhat is the prize?

Paniero
03-21-2013, 09:14 PM
Why isn't this stickied yet? THIS IS KC FOOTBALL GODDAMN IT

GoChargers
03-21-2013, 10:14 PM
Wrong thread.

GloryDayz
03-22-2013, 06:36 AM
http://www.eteamz.com/lscardinals/files/donkeyANIM1.gif

AWESOME!!!

Fuck Denver, FUCK Denver to hell!

bevischief
03-22-2013, 06:39 AM
Rape

big nasty kcnut
03-22-2013, 06:57 AM
Denver suck worst then anything that ever sucked before.

Paniero
03-24-2013, 10:47 PM
Point 4:

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap2000000125460/Divisional-Can-t-Miss-Play-Jacoby-Jones-70-yard-TD-catch

Rasputin
03-25-2013, 06:38 AM
http://tacticalip.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/elway_horseface-300x225.png

Is that the famous Mr. Ed on the right?

Pasta Little Brioni
03-25-2013, 07:30 AM
Losing Doom to an already superior team. Suck it Slowmo.

Paniero
03-25-2013, 10:31 PM
Point 5: Their bitch ass ownership sold the naming rights to the Bronco's new stadium. Forget the classic Mile High. It's Invesco, then it's Sports Authority until sold like a bottom bitch to the next highest bidder.

As an aside, it was fitting a Missouri company was hired to tear down Mile High.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-26-2013, 06:53 AM
I like this thread

Paniero
09-19-2013, 10:36 PM
The second-place Broncos can suck it.

Pasta Little Brioni
09-19-2013, 10:40 PM
Still like it

vailpass
09-19-2013, 10:41 PM
The second-place Broncos can suck it.

Your offense strikes fear in the heart.LMAO

RealSNR
09-19-2013, 10:44 PM
Justin Houston strikes fear in the heart of Neckboy.LMAO
FYP

vailpass
09-19-2013, 10:47 PM
FYP

That's different...looking like our games will be relevant.
If kc can figure out their O.

Psyko Tek
09-20-2013, 12:03 AM
THE KANSAS CITY MOTHERFUCKING CHIEFS HAVE THE BEST RECORD IN THE NFL

9er guy
09-20-2013, 12:25 AM
That LT spot's lookin a lil SHAAAAAAAKY!!!

Chiefs D-line might EAT with a statue back there.

vailpass
09-20-2013, 12:28 AM
That LT spot's lookin a lil SHAAAAAAAKY!!!

Chiefs D-line might EAT with a statue back there.

Who's the statue?

AussieChiefsFan
09-20-2013, 12:29 AM
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/s403x403/1238323_562029023844641_1009981335_n.jpg

vailpass
09-20-2013, 12:30 AM
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/s403x403/1238323_562029023844641_1009981335_n.jpg

Congrats.

AussieChiefsFan
09-20-2013, 12:31 AM
Congrats.

:D

MagicHef
09-20-2013, 12:32 AM
Congrats.

Yeah, great job on, uh, having a game scheduled for Thursday.

vailpass
09-20-2013, 12:32 AM
Yeah, great job on, uh, having a game scheduled for Thursday.

Yeah but W is W.

Rausch
09-20-2013, 12:33 AM
Congrats.

It's been a while.

Give us our 3 days of happy...

lcarus
09-20-2013, 12:34 AM
Yeah, great job on, uh, having a game scheduled for Thursday.

Thanks dawg!

vailpass
09-20-2013, 12:34 AM
It's been a while.

Give us our 3 days of happy...

Can't argue with a win.

MagicHef
09-20-2013, 12:35 AM
Thanks dawg!

What's funny is that I think you guys were already technically #1 in the AFCW before this game, due to one of the more obscure tiebreakers.

lcarus
09-20-2013, 12:36 AM
What's funny is that I think you guys were already technically #1 in the AFCW before this game, due to one of the more obscure tiebreakers.

When it comes to obscure tiebreakers, we'll fuck your shit up. And don't you guys forget it.

vailpass
09-20-2013, 12:37 AM
What's funny is that I think you guys were already technically #1 in the AFCW before this game, due to one of the more obscure tiebreakers.

They won 2 fucking games last year. We'd be happy too.

vailpass
09-20-2013, 12:38 AM
When it comes to obscure tiebreakers, we'll **** your shit up. And don't you guys forget it.

Lots of games to play still...

MagicHef
09-20-2013, 12:43 AM
They won 2 fucking games last year. We'd be happy too.

Those are the best kind of games.

listopencil
09-20-2013, 12:46 AM
Tat all donk fans ever say. You can't actually refute it because all the things I posted are true. I didn't even mention a bad call on T Gonzales that negated a TD. Total BS and donk fans know it


Here you go, buddy. This won't stop the bleeding but it will help you get through it 'til you're all done:

http://www.globalpackagegallery.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=52134&g2_serialNumber=3

listopencil
09-20-2013, 12:47 AM
What's funny is that I think you guys were already technically #1 in the AFCW before this game, due to one of the more obscure tiebreakers.

Yup. It's true. Something like differential in points scored and points allowed.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-20-2013, 04:34 AM
What's funny is that I think you guys were already technically #1 in the AFCW before this game, due to one of the more obscure tiebreakers.

The trend will(in such a weird way I can not yet comprehend)continue, Mr. Prostate.

rockymtnchief
09-20-2013, 05:48 AM
Lots of games to play still...

There sure is. And I'm not ready to go bat-shit-crazy until after I see them win some AFCW games. One against Denver would be an epic improvement. Two wins against Oakland would be fap worthy.

vailpass
09-20-2013, 05:50 AM
There sure is. And I'm not ready to go bat-shit-crazy until after I see them win some AFCW games. One against Denver would be an epic improvement. Two wins against Oakland would be fap worthy.

I wouldn't be surprised at a split, we usually do.
And yes please wreck the Faiders.

9er guy
09-20-2013, 08:16 AM
Who's the statue?

18

vailpass
09-20-2013, 08:18 AM
18

That's a lot of tds for a statue.

GloryDayz
09-20-2013, 08:42 PM
That's a lot of tds for a statue.

Which will be Payton's Monday selfie???



http://www.halozone.com/halozone/images/neckxray1red.jpg

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1350139/thumbs/o-PEYTON-MANNING-MARIJUANA-facebook.jpg

Bugeater
09-20-2013, 09:07 PM
This thread is full fucking retard.

GloryDayz
09-20-2013, 09:16 PM
This thread is full fucking retard.

https://www.neatoshop.com/images/product/47/7547/Why-So-Grumpy_40877-l.jpg?v=40877

LiveSteam
09-20-2013, 09:23 PM
This thread is full fucking retard.

LMAO

BlackHelicopters
09-21-2013, 06:21 AM
Would sell to again A+++

mdchiefsfan
09-21-2013, 06:45 AM
The avi was worth the thread.

this

TEX
09-21-2013, 09:10 AM
And they shall forever more.

Agreed! FUCK EVERYTHNG that is Denver!

Rausch
09-21-2013, 09:14 AM
Lots of games to play still...

Just don't get sucked in.

Yes, the slow kids will be all excited after 12 straight wins of checkers vs. the teacher.

When you come in and win in 5 minutes don't fucking throw the board and prance around the room...

KCbroncoHATER
09-21-2013, 12:35 PM
I don't see peanut head finishing the season, who is their backup qb?

Pasta Little Brioni
09-21-2013, 05:39 PM
I don't see peanut head finishing the season, who is their backup qb?

Larry Johnson

Rain Man
09-21-2013, 05:47 PM
Agreed! **** EVERYTHNG that is Denver!


My lower lip is quivering.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
09-21-2013, 06:00 PM
PM's forehead can't keep his mouth out of reach when the playoff big dicks come to town.

Quesadilla Joe
09-21-2013, 06:07 PM
I don't see peanut head finishing the season, who is their backup qb?

You guys said the same thing last year. PM has been nothing but durable throughout his career so the only time you will see the Broncos backup in the game is when we have a comfortable lead late in a game.

vailpass
09-21-2013, 08:13 PM
Just don't get sucked in.

Yes, the slow kids will be all excited after 12 straight wins of checkers vs. the teacher.

When you come in and win in 5 minutes don't ****ing throw the board and prance around the room...

I don't know what this means but I enjoyed it all the same

Paniero
10-06-2013, 02:52 PM
Dallas gonna beat that ass.

Easy 6
10-06-2013, 02:57 PM
Our current crop of corners have somethin fo dey ass.

AussieChiefsFan
10-06-2013, 02:58 PM
Yes.

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-06-2013, 03:04 PM
Fuck Denver.

GloryDayz
10-06-2013, 03:04 PM
I'm not sure who can beat them, but I sure do hate them and hope they all get AIDS and die a painful death!

vailpass
10-06-2013, 03:06 PM
Turn overs kill.
But they score at will...

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-06-2013, 03:11 PM
Turn overs kill.
But they score at will...

I heard u wuz' gettin' pistol-whipped.

Pasta Little Brioni
10-06-2013, 03:14 PM
Ass defense

ThatRaceCardGuy
10-06-2013, 03:20 PM
Some body beer this man.

ThatRaceCardGuy
10-06-2013, 03:20 PM
I'm not sure who can beat them, but I sure do hate them and hope they all get AIDS and die a painful death!

I agree.

Stalker
10-06-2013, 03:23 PM
I'm not sure who can beat them, but I sure do hate them and hope they all get AIDS and die a painful death!

+ airborne necrosis of the bellend

Pasta Little Brioni
10-06-2013, 03:29 PM
Soft vs. Soft in Big D

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-06-2013, 03:31 PM
Soft vs. Soft in Big D

The Donkey's soft-bitch D should bode well for us.

Meanwhile, our hard as a rock Dirk Diggler Defense is going to push it deep.

Paniero
10-06-2013, 03:41 PM
Denver's defense makes hummingbirds look scary.

GloryDayz
10-06-2013, 04:42 PM
+ airborne necrosis of the bellend

I'd be happy to sell tickets to the chance to squeeze the bulb of an enema with a mix of pancreatic cancer with a batter acid chaser for the whole team and their fans who aren't cool...

MTG#10
10-06-2013, 04:49 PM
+ airborne necrosis of the bellendLooks like we have another Brit! Do you know Donger by chance?

gblowfish
10-06-2013, 05:31 PM
Fucking Romo....choke artist.

Stalker
10-06-2013, 05:32 PM
I'd be happy to sell tickets to the chance to squeeze the bulb of an enema with a mix of pancreatic cancer with a batter acid chaser for the whole team and their fans who aren't cool... sounds medieval

Stalker
10-06-2013, 05:32 PM
Looks like we have another Brit! Do you know Donger by chance?

Sorry mate, I haven't had the pleasure. Nice to hear that there are more Chiefs fans in the UK, I thought I was only one.

Rausch
10-06-2013, 05:33 PM
****ing Romo....choke artist.

Try to score 41 on us.

POE ANGRY!

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30800000/Hulk-Loki-the-avengers-30899759-500-281.gif

Stalker
10-06-2013, 05:38 PM
I least we now know, getting into a gun slinging match with Tefal isn't going to work

Bugeater
10-06-2013, 05:46 PM
Stupid thread is still stupid.

Pasta Little Brioni
10-06-2013, 05:46 PM
Wont win shit with that D. BS they are letting vonmerrima back too

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-06-2013, 10:54 PM
Romo fucking sucks too.

Paniero
10-13-2013, 04:48 PM
Denver is very beatable. JAX showed that hitting Manning often enough will slow his roll. KC is up to the task.

Strongside
10-13-2013, 04:49 PM
Denver is very beatable. JAX showed that hitting Manning often enough will slow his roll. KC is up to the task.

This.

Pasta Little Brioni
10-13-2013, 04:50 PM
Dogshit defense

GloryDayz
10-13-2013, 06:24 PM
Denver is very beatable. JAX showed that hitting Manning often enough will slow his roll. KC is up to the task.

Yeah, but there's something in the water in KC that'll have them figure that out only when were down by 28... Now, it they come out in the first quarter and knock his dick in the dirt 4-6 times, take the 15 yarders for doing the deed and get him scared (yeah, his chicken neck gets him to "scared" mode quickly enough!), then we have a chance of less focused. That's what we need. And if they can hurt him, please do! Nothing wrong with not letting their best player beat you. And by a order of magnitude of about 500, he's their best player. When his chicken neck is finally broken, I'm not sure they score more than 10 points in any game...

And fuck being nice, he's an asshole and I'll sheer his injury!

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-13-2013, 09:02 PM
Denver is very beatable. JAX showed that hitting Manning often enough will slow his roll. KC is up to the task.

I believe we'll attack. Manning doesn't like to run, and our man to man is getting better each week.

Mile High Mania
10-13-2013, 09:10 PM
Dogshit defense

... Bring it on.

MileHighFish
10-13-2013, 09:24 PM
Dogshit defense

I believe our defense sucks less then your offense suck = Bronco Win

RealSNR
10-13-2013, 09:27 PM
I believe our defense sucks less then your offense suck = Bronco Win

Your defense right now is playing as bad as the Giants'.

I'm willing to bet we can hold your offense to under 30 points.

Mama Hip Rockets
10-13-2013, 09:38 PM
My Bronco fan coworker texted me today making fun of the Chiefs because they didn't blow out the Raiders (even though the Broncos only beat them by 16 and the Chiefs beat them by 17). Then the Broncos proceeded to beat the worst team ever by only 16 on the same day.

ClevelandBronco
10-13-2013, 09:40 PM
Your defense right now is playing as bad as the Giants'.

I'm willing to bet we can hold your offense to under 30 points.

What are you willing to bet?

MileHighFish
10-13-2013, 09:41 PM
Your defense right now is playing as bad as the Giants'.

I'm willing to bet we can hold your offense to under 30 points.

I realize it isn't going to be a quick fix but getting Von back should give the defense a boost and could take them from bad to mediocre.

Pasta Little Brioni
10-13-2013, 09:53 PM
I believe our defense sucks less then your offense suck = Bronco Win

Uhh no. Mediocre O your D is shit.

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-13-2013, 10:00 PM
Uhh no. Mediocre O your D is shit.

Even if we don't arrive undefeated, I believe that by the time we get to Denver, we are going to fucking kill those fools.

MileHighFish
10-13-2013, 10:06 PM
Uhh no. Mediocre O your D is shit.

You are being very generous labeling your offense as mediocre IMO.

RealSNR
10-13-2013, 10:07 PM
What are you willing to bet?

Your life.

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-13-2013, 10:08 PM
Your life.

LMAO

ThaVirus
10-13-2013, 11:06 PM
Did Von come back this game? I didn't get a chance to see.

Down4Chiefs
10-13-2013, 11:55 PM
What are you willing to bet?

You gotta be kidding me,the jags almost held you under 30. You have to give us that at least. I will give you the fact your defense will get a little better but not by much. We can score 20 or so points and will hold you guys under that. It will be a close game though. Chiefs win btw

TheGuardian
10-14-2013, 12:13 AM
I have no clue why the donk fans think that Von Miller is going to transform that entire shit sucking defense. Will he make it better? Sure. Will it fix it? No. It's still dog shit. PLaying great defense isn't relying on 1 guy. Donkey fans keep saying this to make themselves feel better.

lcarus
10-14-2013, 12:18 AM
I have no clue why the donk fans think that Von Miller is going to transform that entire shit sucking defense. Will he make it better? Sure. Will it fix it? No. It's still dog shit. PLaying great defense isn't relying on 1 guy. Donkey fans keep saying this to make themselves feel better.

Don't forget Champ Bailey! He's looking pretty rough these days though...don't know how much he can help them.

http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Henry-Alive-Inside-634x356.jpg

MileHighFish
10-14-2013, 07:16 AM
I have no clue why the donk fans think that Von Miller is going to transform that entire shit sucking defense. Will he make it better? Sure. Will it fix it? No. It's still dog shit. PLaying great defense isn't relying on 1 guy. Donkey fans keep saying this to make themselves feel better.

I don't think anyone is saying VM is going to vault the defense to #1. Getting the runner up NFL defensive player of the year back will surely help. KC is missing a whole lot on offense and no relief appears to on its way.

GloryDayz
10-14-2013, 09:38 AM
I realize it isn't going to be a quick fix but getting Von back should give the defense a boost and could take them from bad to mediocre.

I sure hope we unveil Denver's own tradition of the cut-block and rip his, and some other's, knees apart! And, if he's still around by our game, loosening the chicken's neck in the first quarter would be another improvement to the league.

Paniero
10-20-2013, 07:18 PM
Never forget.

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-20-2013, 07:28 PM
Hate them with everything I am made of.

GloryDayz
10-20-2013, 07:45 PM
Hate them with everything I am made of.

They are indeed the worst people on the planet!

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-20-2013, 07:55 PM
Dungpile/Indy tonight; MOST satisfying.

Paniero
10-20-2013, 08:02 PM
Champ Bailey wouldn't even make the KC starting defense.

GloryDayz
10-20-2013, 08:17 PM
Champ Bailey wouldn't even make the KC starting defense.

Your Avatar is awesome and I'd love to tough them!

RunKC
10-20-2013, 08:23 PM
Line up DeVito and Poe inside with Tamba and Houston outside and that DL will get pressure on Manning.

Their pass D looks like shit too.

We can beat them.

Paniero
10-20-2013, 10:17 PM
Vickerson is my Adopt A Bronco. Can't screw up much more than he did.

jjchieffan
10-20-2013, 10:33 PM
Von Miller sure helped make that defense better with hid 2 tackles and 0 sacks tonight rofl

Paniero
10-23-2013, 02:45 PM
The Broncos selected Tim Tebow in the first round of the draft. Such vision.

Paniero
11-04-2013, 12:27 PM
KC's defense will waffle stomp Manning. It's time to show the world who the real overrated team is in the AFC West.

Bugeater
11-04-2013, 12:33 PM
You're stupid, this thread is stupid, stop fucking bumping it asshole.

King_Chief_Fan
11-04-2013, 01:45 PM
yes, yes they do

GloryDayz
11-04-2013, 07:48 PM
KC's defense will waffle stomp Manning. It's time to show the world who the real overrated team is in the AFC West.

Your avatar is wonderful...

Halfcan
11-04-2013, 07:52 PM
Bleacher report still has the DOnks at #1. Says they are the team to beat?? They have been beaten and have played one less game than the Perfect Chiefs.

Paniero
11-04-2013, 07:54 PM
You're stupid, this thread is stupid, stop ****ing bumping it asshole.

#YOLO

loochy
11-04-2013, 07:58 PM
the Broncos suck..and they shall forever more.

This.

Paniero
11-12-2013, 06:34 PM
Bump at Bugeater's request.

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-12-2013, 06:44 PM
Bump at Bugeater's request.

LMAO

Paniero
11-17-2013, 02:30 AM
Die muthafuckers

Bugeater
11-17-2013, 11:52 PM
Great thread.

GloryDayz
11-18-2013, 07:40 AM
Great thread.

This... With an offense like ours (a fail at every position except JC), I'm not sure how much smack this team can talk.

And with Andy going full-on coach speak, I think we're fucked again as he'll pin his hopes to ANOTHER QB who isn't good but will blame the OL for giving him happy feet and scared-and-shaky-arm!

BTW, three missed calls from the folks in Denver this morning. God it's hard to be a Chiefs fan!

Paniero
11-24-2013, 11:23 PM
Great thread.

Thanks! Due to a lack of empathy, I cannot detect internet sarcasm. Denver and their homo sympathizers such as yourself can go diddle yourselves.


Fuck Denver. Lol at the loss.

Bugeater
11-24-2013, 11:29 PM
Not sure if you noticed, but we lost to Sandy Eggo in embarrassing and painful fashion today. But hey, Denver sucks! Woot woot!

Paniero
11-24-2013, 11:43 PM
No worries, good sir. There are thousands of Chiefs suck threads to peruse here at CP. This is a Denver sucks thread. There are many like it, but this is mine.

GloryDayz
11-25-2013, 07:44 AM
I sure am glad the Donks lost, it's like a stay of execution for some of us... Next Sunday's going to hurt if divine intervention doesn't see Hali and Houston back onto the field, but at least we one more week before we hand them the bullet...

Bugeater
12-01-2013, 07:42 PM
THEY BEAT US TWICE BUT THEY ARE TEH SUCK HERP DERP

GloryDayz
12-01-2013, 09:12 PM
I hate the Donks, but they are better than us at every position, all levels of coaching, and every aspect of the game. Oh, and ownership too!

Manning has a higher football IQ that every member of our organization added together.

Mama Hip Rockets
12-01-2013, 10:42 PM
I hate the Donks, but they are better than us at every position

Um...RB?

GloryDayz
12-01-2013, 10:46 PM
Um...RB?

OK, you're right, we have a better RB...

SAUTO
12-01-2013, 10:48 PM
Um...RB?

e have better coaches too IMO

manning makes that team

lcarus
12-01-2013, 10:49 PM
I hate the Donks, but they are better than us at every position, all levels of coaching, and every aspect of the game. Oh, and ownership too!

Manning has a higher football IQ that every member of our organization added together.

If they're better than us at every position, including GM and owner, our coach blows theirs out of the water.

GloryDayz
12-01-2013, 10:53 PM
If they're better than us at every position, including GM and owner, our coach blows theirs out of the water.

Well OK then...

lcarus
12-01-2013, 11:14 PM
Well OK then...

So we have a better coach and RB. Edit your post. DO IT!!!

GloryDayz
12-01-2013, 11:18 PM
So we have a better coach and RB. Edit your post. DO IT!!!

I choose not to... I'll leave it there to help inspire all the Chiefs who don't visit this site.

Paniero
12-01-2013, 11:19 PM
THEY BEAT US TWICE BUT THEY ARE TEH SUCK HERP DERP

It's a philosophy, not a matter of who wins the game. The Broncos suck. The Raiders suck. The Chargers suck. I wouldn't expect someone who posts 20 times a day on a forum to have enough perspective to understand the simple meaning behind this thread, hero.

It's hate. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Bugeater
12-01-2013, 11:21 PM
I think you suck. How about that philosophy, champ?

GloryDayz
12-01-2013, 11:25 PM
I think you suck. How about that philosophy, champ?

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

Paniero
12-02-2013, 07:22 AM
I love it, hero. Mods, can you update the thread title to include Paniero sucks?

Paniero
12-12-2013, 11:09 PM
Great thread.

Thanks!

Paniero
02-02-2014, 07:03 PM
LOL.

Bugeater
02-02-2014, 09:02 PM
Ok, you win bro, the Broncos do indeed suck. Quality thread, would read again.

Coach
02-02-2014, 09:32 PM
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1557566_810976938916772_263108505_n.jpg

Coach
02-02-2014, 09:34 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1544562_810970555584077_1407499068_n.jpg

TEX
02-02-2014, 09:34 PM
It's a philosophy, not a matter of who wins the game. The Broncos suck. The Raiders suck. The Chargers suck. I wouldn't expect someone who posts 20 times a day on a forum to have enough perspective to understand the simple meaning behind this thread, hero.

It's hate. Nothing more. Nothing less.

REP! :thumb:

Hammock Parties
03-06-2014, 05:47 PM
The prophecy was fulfilled.

http://i.imgur.com/g4eMuT6.jpg

Bowser
03-06-2014, 05:48 PM
Heh, nice.

Bugeater
03-06-2014, 06:25 PM
Our choke job was way worse. Theirs was just on a bigger stage.

Rausch
03-06-2014, 06:28 PM
Our choke job was way worse. Theirs was just on a bigger stage.

Ours wasn't a choke.

It was a let down.

We lost after scoring a fucking 40 burger.

After 5 starters left the game and didn't come back.

3 of which were by far the best players on our team...

Bugeater
03-06-2014, 07:26 PM
Ours wasn't a choke.

It was a let down.

We lost after scoring a fucking 40 burger.

After 5 starters left the game and didn't come back.

3 of which were by far the best players on our team...
None of that matters, blowing a 28 pt lead is a choke. It's the very definition of one.

RunKC
03-06-2014, 08:08 PM
Broncos loss was so much worse. The Chiefs played an entire half of their best football. It was fantastic.

The Broncos never stood a chance from the opening snap. It's the worst playoff performance I've ever seen.

Mr. Laz
03-06-2014, 08:21 PM
None of that matters, blowing a 28 pt lead is a choke. It's the very definition of one.

then go be a gawd dam donkey fan or STFU

Bugeater
03-06-2014, 08:30 PM
then go be a gawd dam donkey fan or STFUSorry that the truth hurts you so much.

Bowser
03-06-2014, 08:32 PM
It's actually a great question - would you rather lose in heartbreaking fashion in the playoffs or would you rather get absolutely dismantled in the most embarrassing fashion imaginable in the Super Bowl?

OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-06-2014, 08:57 PM
Creampuff schedules got 3 AFC West teams into the post season.
Elway/Fox arrogance thought they had arrived-not prepared

Chief_For_Life58
03-06-2014, 09:30 PM
It's actually a great question - would you rather lose in heartbreaking fashion in the playoffs or would you rather get absolutely dismantled in the most embarrassing fashion imaginable in the Super Bowl?

superbowl.

you're still the afc champion

WakkaWakka
03-06-2014, 09:46 PM
superbowl.

you're still the afc champion

Also means you've won a freakin playoff game in the last 20 years...

Jimmya
03-06-2014, 09:49 PM
Agreed... And we get to hoist the trophy named after our late owner.

Paniero
01-11-2015, 06:31 PM
One and done?

MahiMike
01-11-2015, 06:35 PM
Your avatar should post more.

Mile High Mania
01-11-2015, 06:38 PM
Today, they certainly sucked... oh well. At least you guys enjoyed it.

Paniero
11-12-2015, 04:15 PM
It's hate week.

ThaVirus
11-12-2015, 04:40 PM
HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE!

What can I say about Peyton Manning's arm that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17rpvweAA1rnstqpo1_500.gif

bdj23
11-12-2015, 04:59 PM
It's hate week.

More like "meh" week.

I can't muster up enough hatred to prepare me for the inevitable ass kicking 5 head and his band of merry douche bags are going to give us.

GloryDayz
11-12-2015, 05:37 PM
More like "meh" week.

I can't muster up enough hatred to prepare me for the inevitable ass kicking 5 head and his band of merry douche bags are going to give us.

I tend to agree.. At this point, even with the Broncos having health issues, I see nothing that points to it being worth getting worked-up over. We're without JC (no matter what he did last time), and by the middle of the 3rd quarter our guys will be gassed from the altitude.

So yeah, I'm done getting worked-up just to get Chief'd.

Tombstone RJ
11-13-2015, 09:54 AM
But kc is so loaded with talent, I don't understand all the "I give up" posters here. Don't you remember the off season, which your team won in fantastic style? I mean, your team wins this game and it's on to the SB, right?

RunKC
11-13-2015, 10:17 AM
I tend to agree.. At this point, even with the Broncos having health issues, I see nothing that points to it being worth getting worked-up over. We're without JC (no matter what he did last time), and by the middle of the 3rd quarter our guys will be gassed from the altitude.

So yeah, I'm done getting worked-up just to get Chief'd.

Manning is the reason the Chiefs can't beat them. They've never been able to do well against him.

When he's gone it will be competetive again.

Mile High Mania
11-13-2015, 10:57 AM
Manning is the reason the Chiefs can't beat them. They've never been able to do well against him.

When he's gone it will be competetive again.

Maybe... KC has won 11 of the last 31. Take out the 7 wins with Manning, that's 11 if the last 24. So, still under .500 but competitive. Going back to 2000, KC is 8-8 vs Denver in KC.

MotherfuckerJones
11-13-2015, 10:59 AM
We're competitive we just can't finish. Facing Denver were like an old guy who can't get up for a hot young slut.

BlackOp
11-13-2015, 11:07 AM
But kc is so loaded with talent, I don't understand all the "I give up" posters here. Don't you remember the off season, which your team won in fantastic style? I mean, your team wins this game and it's on to the SB, right?

Denver isn't going to the SB either...so what's your point again?

GloryDayz
11-13-2015, 02:38 PM
And knowing the Chiefs probably did nothing to get there early to acclimate to the altitude, and I hope I'm wrong because they had every chance to do so, they'll be x10 more gassed than they would be by the middle of the 3rd quarter.

Don't get me wrong, I pray we kick their asses, but I know Hunt, Dorsey, and Andy usually don't play the game within the game that other franchises. So eliminating the altitude issue is another one I'm sure they wrote-off and didn't deal with.

In and of itself, it's one of the biggest home-field advantages a team could possibly have. They're lucky, all we have is noise...

FlaChief58
11-13-2015, 02:54 PM
But kc is so loaded with talent, I don't understand all the "I give up" posters here. Don't you remember the off season, which your team won in fantastic style? I mean, your team wins this game and it's on to the SB, right?


Hope springs eternal in July. Reality slaps us in the face around September

Paniero
11-15-2015, 09:19 PM
No game more enjoyable than today's.

Paniero
12-20-2015, 09:05 PM
Lol at the Broncos. Next year they'll be lucky to win 7 games. This year, they're all ours if we meet in the playoffs.

Pasta Little Brioni
12-20-2015, 09:12 PM
They may not make the playoffs

New World Order
12-20-2015, 09:19 PM
They may not make the playoffs


We will either play Houston or Denver first round.

I like those chances.

TEX
12-20-2015, 09:33 PM
We will either play Houston or Denver first round.

I like those chances.

Would much rather play Houston. That way I could go to the game like I did for our last playoff win. ;)

Pasta Little Brioni
12-20-2015, 09:34 PM
Amazing how the Denver fans on this board are always "busy" after a loss

Rasputin
12-20-2015, 09:36 PM
No game more enjoyable than today's.

I particularly enjoyed the game we beat Denver in Denver this year better but I like this thread. Has potential.

GloryDayz
12-20-2015, 10:03 PM
Fuck Denver...

TLO
05-11-2016, 11:09 AM
Here's the Broncos suck thread BleedingRed was looking for.
Posted via Sasha Grey's ASS

EPodolak
05-11-2016, 03:04 PM
Much better than the Broncos fighting thread.