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ShowtimeSBMVP
03-24-2013, 02:35 PM
Brian McIntyre ‏@brian_mcintyre 9s

RT @MikeKlis: Elvis Dumervil has agreed with the Ravens.

Ming the Merciless
03-24-2013, 02:35 PM
oh shit

Hammock Parties
03-24-2013, 02:35 PM
suck it Donks

jd1020
03-24-2013, 02:35 PM
Agreed on dinner?

SAUTO
03-24-2013, 02:36 PM
Lol
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Ming the Merciless
03-24-2013, 02:36 PM
hope he rips manning's dick off

Sassy Squatch
03-24-2013, 02:37 PM
:)

BigMeatballDave
03-24-2013, 02:37 PM
LOL No more of that retarded Vondoom shit from Homo.

Dave Lane
03-24-2013, 02:37 PM
Yeah but the donkeys got a 12 million $ dead money cap hit so its not like they didn't get anything for Dumervil at all.

ShowtimeSBMVP
03-24-2013, 02:38 PM
Pete Prisco ‏@PriscoCBS 2m

So Ravens replace Paul Kruger with Elvis Dumervil. that's why Ozzie Newsome and Eric DeCosta are among the best. Trading up and cheaper

Tribal Warfare
03-24-2013, 02:38 PM
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BlackHelicopters
03-24-2013, 02:40 PM
Does E have anything left?

Titty Meat
03-24-2013, 02:41 PM
This is like trading Baltic ave and 50 bucks for Boardwalk.



Denver lost http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9293/jay2s.gif

jd1020
03-24-2013, 02:41 PM
Pete Prisco ‏@PriscoCBS 2m

So Ravens replace Paul Kruger with Elvis Dumervil. that's why Ozzie Newsome and Eric DeCosta are among the best. Trading up and cheaper

Thanks for being dumbasses Denver! /Ravens

OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-24-2013, 02:42 PM
Josh McDaniels just fistpumped a hole in his landrover's roof.

Dave Lane
03-24-2013, 02:44 PM
This is like trading Baltic ave and 50 bucks for Boardwalk.



Denver lost http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9293/jay2s.gif

Much better effort! Rep!

MMXcalibur
03-24-2013, 02:46 PM
FAX MACHINES, HOW THE FUCK DO THEY WORK?!

Quesadilla Joe
03-24-2013, 02:47 PM
That sucks. We will win the Super Bowl without him, I guess.

tk13
03-24-2013, 02:48 PM
Letting a pass rusher go so you can sign a CB is the dumbest thing you can do.

ShowtimeSBMVP
03-24-2013, 02:49 PM
Baltimore Ravens ‏@Ravens 1m

The #Ravens have agreed in principle to a five-year deal with Elvis Dumervil.

Mr_Tomahawk
03-24-2013, 02:49 PM
Vondouche!

Quesadilla Joe
03-24-2013, 02:50 PM
Letting a pass rusher go so you can sign a CB is the dumbest thing you can do.

Not when there are MULTIPLE double digit sack guys on the market who will play for your team for half the price.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-24-2013, 02:50 PM
Letting a pass rusher go so you can sign a CB is the dumbest thing you can do.

Champ can't even cover Baldwin these days.

BossChief
03-24-2013, 02:51 PM
They give a guard 8/yr and have a 5 million cap hit for releasing Dumervil.

ROFL

(rocks thrown from my glass house)

ShowtimeSBMVP
03-24-2013, 02:51 PM
Chris Wesseling ‏@ChrisWesseling 23s

According to @MikeKlis, Broncos will now focus on John Abraham, though Freeney is also a possibility.

Quesadilla Joe
03-24-2013, 02:52 PM
Honestly, give me Welker and Freeney/Abraham over Doom any day. Even with the loss of Dumervil, we are a MUCH better team than we were last year.

Quesadilla Joe
03-24-2013, 02:53 PM
They give a guard 8/yr and have a 5 million cap hit for releasing Dumervil.

ROFL

(rocks thrown from my glass house)

We saved $8 mil by cutting him. Before we cut DOOM we only had $52,000 in cap space.

BigMeatballDave
03-24-2013, 02:54 PM
That sucks. We will win the Super Bowl without him, I guess.

Really.

What happened this last time?

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-24-2013, 02:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/vpKWr.gif

Ming the Merciless
03-24-2013, 02:54 PM
Honestly, give me Welker and Freeney/Abraham over Doom any day. Even with the loss of Dumervil, we are a MUCH better team than we were last year.

sour grapes

ShowtimeSBMVP
03-24-2013, 02:55 PM
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 48s

Ravens are giving former Broncos DE Elvis Dumervil a five-year deal worth up to $35 million, including $8.5 million in year one.



WOW

BigMeatballDave
03-24-2013, 02:55 PM
Honestly, give me Welker and Freeney/Abraham over Doom any day. Even with the loss of Dumervil, we are a MUCH better team than we were last year.

LMAO all that offense last season amounted to exactly squat.

Fucking welcher.

Mr. Laz
03-24-2013, 02:59 PM
LMAO

Quesadilla Joe
03-24-2013, 02:59 PM
LMAO all that offense last season amounted to exactly squat.

****ing welcher.

We would have won the damn Super Bowl if it wasn't for a fluke play. The Ravens got so incredibly lucky multiple times. Whether it was the refs fucking us over or Flacco making throws he can never make consistently. That whole game was a fluke and we won the game with less then a minute to go thanks to our juggernaut of an offense.

tk13
03-24-2013, 02:59 PM
Dumervil is 29 years old. Abraham will be 35 by the start of next year. That's a tough argument.

tk13
03-24-2013, 03:00 PM
We would have won the damn Super Bowl if it wasn't for a fluke play. The Ravens got so incredibly lucky multiple times. Whether it was the refs ****ing us over or Flacco making throws he can never make consistently. That whole game was a fluke and we won the game with less then a minute to go thanks to our juggernaut of an offense.

... that couldn't win you the game in OT.

BigMeatballDave
03-24-2013, 03:01 PM
We would have won the damn Super Bowl if it wasn't for a fluke play. The Ravens got so incredibly lucky multiple times. Whether it was the refs fucking us over or Flacco making throws he can never make consistently. That whole game was a fluke and we won the game with less then a minute to go thanks to our juggernaut of an offense.

Your D sucked ass that day. Admit it.

Choke.

Sassy Squatch
03-24-2013, 03:03 PM
I need a glass for knowmo tears

Quesadilla Joe
03-24-2013, 03:03 PM
... that couldn't win you the game in OT.

If we would have allowed Peyton Manning to be Peyton Manning in the 4th quarter with 30 seconds to go, two timeouts, a kicker who can make 70 yard field goals and the ball at the 20 yard line, we wouldn't have needed OT.

Instead we took a knee and plays uber conservative in OT hoping the Ravens would make a mistake to give us the game.

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-24-2013, 03:04 PM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/681/503/FlaccoBomb_original.gif?1358039723

BigMeatballDave
03-24-2013, 03:05 PM
If we would have allowed Peyton Manning to be Peyton Manning in the 4th quarter with 30 seconds to go, two timeouts, a kicker who can make 70 yard field goals and the ball at the 20 yard line, we wouldn't have needed OT.

Instead we took a knee and plays uber conservative in OT hoping the Ravens would make a mistake to gives us the game.

Translation: I'm a crybaby bitch welcher that constantly makes excuses.

Quesadilla Joe
03-24-2013, 03:05 PM
Your D sucked ass that day. Admit it.

Choke.

We just gave up too many big plays, plays that we didn't give up during the season... It was a total fluke of a game.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-24-2013, 03:07 PM
We just gave up too many big plays, plays that we didn't give up during the season... It was a total fluke of a season.

Just as easy

Dylan
03-24-2013, 03:09 PM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/681/503/FlaccoBomb_original.gif?1358039723

Great job by Flacco dodging the defenders.

Beautiful pass - Great catch.

1-2-3, TD Ravens!

Hammock Parties
03-24-2013, 03:13 PM
LMAO

@VicLombardi 2m

I'm told Broncos offered more guaranteed money. Elvis chose Baltimore.

Dave Lane
03-24-2013, 03:14 PM
They give a guard 8/yr and have a 5 million cap hit for releasing Dumervil.

ROFL

(rocks thrown from my glass house)

Actually some say it was a 12 million cap hit. I prefer it :)

tk13
03-24-2013, 03:15 PM
LMAO

@VicLombardi 2m

I'm told Broncos offered more guaranteed money. Elvis chose Baltimore.

That's okay. We've got two overpaid CBs now! That's the key to a championship squad. Look at how many playoff games Champ Bailey's huge contract has won for us.

Direckshun
03-24-2013, 03:17 PM
LMAO #36's reaction

Direckshun
03-24-2013, 03:18 PM
This is the most epic of fails.

FlaChief58
03-24-2013, 03:19 PM
rochambeau

JoeyChuckles
03-24-2013, 03:20 PM
We would have won the damn Super Bowl if it wasn't for a fluke play.

We would have won the damn Super Bowl if it wasn't for a fluke front office.

ChiefMojo
03-24-2013, 03:23 PM
Looks like the Broncos will target Abraham for the position. They had both Abraham and Freeney in for a visit last Thursday.

stevieray
03-24-2013, 03:24 PM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/681/503/FlaccoBomb_original.gif?1358039723

mile high morgue...

LMAO

Hog's Gone Fishin
03-24-2013, 03:27 PM
Champ Bailey !!

Mile High Mania
03-24-2013, 03:30 PM
Sad to see him go, but he isn't irreplaceable.

Hammock Parties
03-24-2013, 03:32 PM
Sad to see him go, but he isn't irreplaceable.

No one on your current roster replaces him.

Good luck, shitbird.

Mile High Mania
03-24-2013, 03:34 PM
No one on your current roster replaces him.

Good luck, shitbird.

That's fine, games don't start tomorrow.

Hammock Parties
03-24-2013, 03:34 PM
LMAO LMAO LMAO

http://i.imgur.com/CGD4LjB.jpg

Bwana
03-24-2013, 03:35 PM
LMAO

@VicLombardi 2m

I'm told Broncos offered more guaranteed money. Elvis chose Baltimore.

:LOL:

Nice

Mile High Mania
03-24-2013, 03:37 PM
Bottom line is that he wasn't worth the contract that Josh gave him and they tried to fix it. It didn't work... Now they move on.

BigMeatballDave
03-24-2013, 03:38 PM
LMAO LMAO LMAO

http://i.imgur.com/CGD4LjB.jpg

LMAO What a bitch.

Hammock Parties
03-24-2013, 03:40 PM
Bottom line is that he wasn't worth the contract that Josh gave him and they tried to fix it. It didn't work... Now they move on.

Bottom line is he didn't want to play for your loser franchise despite the fact they offered more money.

stevieray
03-24-2013, 03:41 PM
Bottom line is that he wasn't worth the contract that Josh gave him and they tried to fix it. It didn't work... Now they move on.

josh gave him?

:LOL:

Mile High Mania
03-24-2013, 03:43 PM
josh gave him?

:LOL:

The curse of McD ... Gotta love it.

rockymtnchief
03-24-2013, 03:49 PM
We would have won the damn Super Bowl if it wasn't for a fluke play. The Ravens got so incredibly lucky multiple times. Whether it was the refs fucking us over or Flacco making throws he can never make consistently. That whole game was a fluke and we won the game with less then a minute to go thanks to our juggernaut of an offense.

Shut your ass. The Broncos won more than their fair share of games on "fluke plays" over the last few years. The difference, when Denver wins, it isn't a fluke. When Denver losses, it's by a fluke play.

Dave Lane
03-24-2013, 03:58 PM
We would have won the damn Super Bowl if it wasn't for a fluke play. The Ravens got so incredibly lucky multiple times. Whether it was the refs ****ing us over or Flacco making throws he can never make consistently. That whole game was a fluke and we won the game with less then a minute to go thanks to our juggernaut of an offense.

Hey is the fucking year up already????

SAUTO
03-24-2013, 04:01 PM
Hey is the fucking year up already????

He changed the bets terms to what he was going to try and negotiate them down to but he forgot at the time to do it.
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OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-24-2013, 04:09 PM
Broncos facing trust issues in aftermath of Dumervil debacle

Posted by Mike Florio on March 24, 2013, 5:52 PM EDT

The Broncos have now officially lost defensive end Elvis Dumervil. In the eyes of some in the agent community, they’ve also lost something far less tangible.

“I don’t trust them,” said one agent who requested anonymity because the agent will be dealing with the Broncos going forward.

While the cutthroat nature of the agent industry prompts few to ever feel compassion for a competitor, the thinking is that the Broncos steamrollered the career of Marty Magid, who already has a limited collection of client and who now will have a very hard time recruiting more of them.

While it’s easy to blame Magid for the glitch that resulted in Dumervil’s reduced deal being scrapped and his existing contract being terminated, the Broncos share responsibility for letting the issue linger until the last minute. And if, as Magid has claimed, the Broncos changed terms of the final draft on Friday, March 15, the Broncos bear even more of the blame for knocking the eleventh-hour effort to revise the deal off the rails.

Then, after the existing contract was scrapped, the Broncos reduced the offer that had been on the table, pointing to the fact that termination of the prior contract resulted in a cap acceleration. However, given that the acceleration came from future cap dollars hitting the bottom line now, the problem easily could have been fixed by pushing more of the 2013 payment under the new deal into future cap years.

Or, if necessary, finding a way to artificially reduce the $20 million cap number assigned to quarterback Peyton Manning. (Since Dumervil and Manning are both represented by CAA, that would have been easy to accomplish.)

The truth could be that the Broncos realized that the reduced contract was still more than they needed to pay Dumervil. If so, they guessed wrong, because the Ravens (who were outbid for the likes of Paul Kruger, Anquan Boldin, Ed Reed, and Dannell Ellerbe) were willing to pay Dumervil more than Denver.

Regardless, agents will now be more careful when dealing with the Broncos.

“I will read documents from them 10 times,” the agent said.

That won’t help Marty Magid, but it could keep others from suffering the same fate.

ClevelandBronco
03-24-2013, 04:10 PM
Ozzie may be a more talented front office man than he was on the field. And he was one of the best when he played. Nothing but respect for that guy's career.

MagicHef
03-24-2013, 04:19 PM
Poop

Kerberos
03-24-2013, 04:23 PM
LMAO What a bitch.

Taco is the biggest Vagina between here and the pecos. He can dish it out but watch out..... He can't take jack shit. What a pussy

mikey23545
03-24-2013, 04:54 PM
LMAO What a bitch.

That's what Ron Paul would have done.

O.city
03-24-2013, 05:16 PM
Von is gonna get doubled teamed alot now.

Bowser
03-24-2013, 05:18 PM
Honestly, give me Welker and Freeney/Abraham over Doom any day. Even with the loss of Dumervil, we are a MUCH better team than we were last year.Aaaahahahahahaha!!!!

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/681/503/FlaccoBomb_original.gif?1358039723See, all the reason why they let Elvis go. He couldn't even sack a Flacco statue.

LMAO

@VicLombardi 2m

I'm told Broncos offered more guaranteed money. Elvis chose Baltimore.LMAO

Bowser
03-24-2013, 05:18 PM
Von is gonna get doubled teamed alot now.

Yep, even if they bring in Freeney, Abraham, or both.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-24-2013, 05:19 PM
That sucks. We will win the Super Bowl without him, I guess.

You welching POS Unbelievable

Bowser
03-24-2013, 05:20 PM
The crowd reaction in that gif is just hilarious. A total and complete WTF pall falls over the stadium. You can literally see it as it's happening, lol.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-24-2013, 05:21 PM
Universal ignore that douchebag. I'm done sticking up for him. Complete bullshit you welched jackass.

DaFace
03-24-2013, 05:28 PM
I'm confused. Why is KnowMo back?

Bowser
03-24-2013, 05:30 PM
I'm confused. Why is KnowMo back?

I think he tried to make the argument that he attempted to get the terms of the bet reduced to three months, or some such, but he never heard back. So naturally he assumed if the answer wasn't no to his proposal.....

Kerberos
03-24-2013, 05:31 PM
I'm confused. Why is KnowMo back?

Ban him.... Ban him.... Pretty Please? :grovel: :grovel: :grovel: :grovel:

Pasta Little Brioni
03-24-2013, 05:33 PM
I think he tried to make the argument that he attempted to get the terms of the bet reduced to three months, or some such, but he never heard back. So naturally he assumed if the answer wasn't no to his proposal.....

There was no confusion. I said if he stayed gone and I found out he wasn't using mults I would post a poll and if he got over 50 percent of the votes, he could return early. He completely shit on my olive branch by returning. Fuck him and banish him to Universal Iggy till the terms are up.

DaFace
03-24-2013, 05:34 PM
Ban him.... Ban him.... Pretty Please? :grovel: :grovel: :grovel: :grovel:

I don't enforce bets - I think they're dumb. But it pretty well proves the widely-held view around here that he likes to talk a lot of shit that he can't back up. Doesn't change much I guess - I haven't really found him worth the effort for a long time now.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-24-2013, 05:36 PM
Couldn't even make it till the season starts. Pathetic.

crispystl
03-24-2013, 05:55 PM
We would have won the damn Super Bowl if it wasn't for a fluke play. The Ravens got so incredibly lucky multiple times. Whether it was the refs ****ing us over or Flacco making throws he can never make consistently. That whole game was a fluke and we won the game with less then a minute to go thanks to our juggernaut of an offense.

Sure and we would have won it in 2003 if Priest wouldn't have fumbled. Should have could have would have. Get out of here with that crap.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-24-2013, 05:58 PM
They would have made the Super Bowl....If they had to face AFC West teams in the postseason.

Bowser
03-24-2013, 06:00 PM
I'm still chuckling at the thought of losing a 29 year old pass rusher that has only missed 5 games in six years (to go along with 63 sacks in that time) somehow making a team "better".

Pasta Little Brioni
03-24-2013, 06:02 PM
They'll need Welker to catch all those short ranged ducks. Shit, Horsey Jr. looked awful in that playoff game and hopefully it'll carry over.

crispystl
03-24-2013, 06:04 PM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/681/503/FlaccoBomb_original.gif?1358039723

Way to step up in the pocket!

DaFace
03-24-2013, 06:10 PM
I'm still chuckling at the thought of losing a 29 year old pass rusher that has only missed 5 games in six years (to go along with 63 sacks in that time) somehow making a team "better".

You might want to look at the absence of 2010 in your stats there.

Bowser
03-24-2013, 06:11 PM
You might want to look at the absence of 2010 in your stats there.

Well, yeah? It was implied. He was there every year EXCEPT 2010. Everyone knows that! [/Fletch]

milkman
03-24-2013, 06:29 PM
I don't know whether to laugh at or cry for Knowmo's pathetic dumb ass.

crispystl
03-24-2013, 06:43 PM
I don't know whether to laugh at or cry for Knowmo's pathetic dumb ass.

Laugh

Pasta Little Brioni
03-24-2013, 06:44 PM
TERDOOOOOOOOOOOOM

FD
03-24-2013, 06:46 PM
LMAO

@VicLombardi 2m

I'm told Broncos offered more guaranteed money. Elvis chose Baltimore.

Ouch :clap:

HotCarl
03-24-2013, 06:50 PM
Young pass rushers in their prime grow on trees, so this is no big deal.

Quesadilla Joe
03-24-2013, 06:56 PM
John Fox has a history of hitting on pass rushers in the draft (Peppers, Von, C. Johnson)...

Freeney will be an excellent stop gap until we find a long term solution. Hell, Jeremy Beal might be that guy, he looked fantastic in the preseason... And don't forget that Wolfe had more sacks his rookie year than JJ Watt did, Wolfe could blow up next year.

Quesadilla Joe
03-24-2013, 06:59 PM
You welching POS Unbelievable

That bet was the most lopsided bet in history. I tried working out a compromise with you but you weren't willing to cooperate.

BigMeatballDave
03-24-2013, 07:01 PM
John Fox has history of hitting on pass rushers in the draft (Peppers, Von, C. Johnson)...

Freeney will be an excellent stop gap until we find a long term solution. Hell, Jeremy Beal might be that guy, he looked fantastic in the preseason... And don't forget that Wolfe had more sack his rookie year than JJ Watt did, Wolfe could blow up next year.

LOL he had 1/2 more.

He doesn't have Dumervil there to help any longer.

SAUTO
03-24-2013, 07:04 PM
That bet was the most lopsided bet in history. I tried working out a compromise with you but you weren't willing to cooperate.

Then you just shouldn't have agreed you fucking dolt
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BigMeatballDave
03-24-2013, 07:04 PM
That bet was the most lopsided bet in history. I tried working out a compromise with you but you weren't willing to cooperate.

LMAO then why did you accept it?

Bowser
03-24-2013, 07:05 PM
John Fox has a history of hitting on pass rushers in the draft (Peppers, Von, C. Johnson)...

Freeney will be an excellent stop gap until we find a long term solution. Hell, Jeremy Beal might be that guy, he looked fantastic in the preseason... And don't forget that Wolfe had more sacks his rookie year than JJ Watt did, Wolfe could blow up next year.

LMAO

Yes, Denver IS a better team without Dumervil!

Quesadilla Joe
03-24-2013, 07:09 PM
LMAO then why did you accept it?

I was getting shit ready for the watch party I was throwing and didn't have time to argue with PGM about it. Plus, I thought there was no way in hell Denver would actually lose that game.

milkman
03-24-2013, 07:09 PM
LMAO then why did you accept it?

Stupidity.

Bowser
03-24-2013, 07:09 PM
Poor office work costing you a 60+ sack pass rusher = ROFL funny.

Quesadilla Joe
03-24-2013, 07:15 PM
LMAO

Yes, Denver IS a better team without Dumervil!

I'd take Welker, Cro, Vasquez, Knighton and Freeney over Doom any day, We also have to take care of Clady, Decker, Woodyard and Beadles next year and DT and Von both need to be taken care of in 2014.

DaFace
03-24-2013, 07:15 PM
That bet was the most lopsided bet in history. I tried working out a compromise with you but you weren't willing to cooperate.

In other words, you're an idiot who is horrible at just about every evaluation you ever make and like to twist things toward your own viewpoints as it's convenient. Sounds about par the course.

You may be my least favorite poster in the history of this site. I'm serious.

RunKC
03-24-2013, 07:21 PM
I'd take Welker, Cro, Vasquez, Knighton and Freeney over Doom any day, We also have to take care of Clady, Decker, Woodyard and Beadles next year and DT and Von both need to be taken care of in 2014.

Freeney and Abraham are old and done. There's a reason nobody has signed them.

Saying they are better than Dumervil is laughable.

Quesadilla Joe
03-24-2013, 07:22 PM
In other words, you're an idiot who is horrible at just about every evaluation you ever make and like to twist things toward your own viewpoints as it's convenient. Sounds about par the course.

You may be my least favorite poster in the history of this site. I'm serious.

I'm rarely wrong. I was right about Doom's incident in Miami last year, I was right about how well Manning would play last year, I predicted we would go 12-4 or 13-3 last year before the season started.... I was right about Sanchez and Clausen too.

Ultra Peanut
03-24-2013, 07:22 PM
lollllllllllllllllllllllllll

LoneWolf
03-24-2013, 07:23 PM
I was getting shit ready for the watch party I was throwing and didn't have time to argue with PGM about it. Plus, I thought there was no way in hell Denver would actually lose that game.

So you basically accepted a lopsided wager because you didn't think you could lose. But when you did lose you're supposed to take it like a man and honor the bet you agreed to. If your dad is still alive, I'm sure he would be ashamed of the man you have grown to be.

Honor the bet, you flaming sack of AIDS infected pussy!

Quesadilla Joe
03-24-2013, 07:24 PM
Freeney and Abraham are old and done. There's a reason nobody has signed them.

Saying they are better than Dumervil is laughable.

Their production will be similar to Elvis'. I won't be surprised if they get 11 sacks next year, will you?

Bwana
03-24-2013, 07:24 PM
I'm rarely wrong. I was right about Doom's incident in Miami last year, I was right about how well Manning would play last year, I predicted we would go 12-4 or 13-3 last year before the season started.... I was right about Sanchez and Clausen too.

And yet you're a bet welching hump.

O.city
03-24-2013, 07:25 PM
Wait, Knowmo is back posting?

milkman
03-24-2013, 07:28 PM
So you basically accepted a lopsided wager because you didn't think you could lose. But when you did lose you're supposed to take it like a man and honor the bet you agreed to. If your dad is still alive, I'm sure he would be ashamed of the man you have grown to be.

Honor the bet, you flaming sack of AIDS infected pussy!

Likely his dad is his model.

Weasel in, weasel out.

RunKC
03-24-2013, 07:29 PM
Their production will be similar to Elvis'. I won't be surprised if they get 11 sacks next year, will you?

They won't be anywhere near as good as Dumervil, you stupid ****ing homer. If they were than they'd be off the street by now.

Setsuna
03-24-2013, 08:03 PM
ROFL. Donk fans sound like Chiefs fans. Rationalizing out the ass.

MotherfuckerJones
03-24-2013, 08:06 PM
We would have won the damn Super Bowl if it wasn't for a fluke play. The Ravens got so incredibly lucky multiple times. Whether it was the refs ****ing us over or Flacco making throws he can never make consistently. That whole game was a fluke and we won the game with less then a minute to go thanks to our juggernaut of an offense.

No buddy Peyton choked yet again!! Nice INT

Fairplay
03-24-2013, 08:33 PM
Dumervil is 29 years old. Abraham will be 35 by the start of next year. That's a tough argument.



Age before beauty as they say.

Dumervil gave Elway the finger and rightly so, I love it.

kysirsoze
03-24-2013, 08:34 PM
ROFL. Donk fans sound like all sports fans who's teams don't win the championship that year. Rationalizing out the ass.

Fixed

The Bad Guy
03-24-2013, 08:38 PM
I'm rarely wrong. I was right about Doom's incident in Miami last year, I was right about how well Manning would play last year, I predicted we would go 12-4 or 13-3 last year before the season started.... I was right about Sanchez and Clausen too.

Fuck yourself, you no honor scumbag.

Complete bullshit that you make a bet and don't honor it.

But why am I surprised, you've done this before.

Denver didn't make the Super Bowl, didn't make a conference final. The season was a failure. So you can keep telling yourself it was a fluke play that killed you, but it's also pretty much a fluke that you get 14 special teams points in one game.

So spare me your garbage.

VON DOOM, FTWWWWW. Ha, loser.

Quesadilla Joe
03-24-2013, 08:38 PM
And I don't buy that business about Broncos not being able to replace Elvis. They'll replace him. In fact, may get two for price of one.

https://mobile.twitter.com/VicLombardi/status/316015620032446464?p=v

The Bad Guy
03-24-2013, 08:40 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/VicLombardi/status/316015620032446464?p=v

If I was a mod, I'd ban your IP address forever.

You're scum of the earth.

Ebolapox
03-24-2013, 08:40 PM
And yet you're a bet welching hump.

do us a favor and help him do the honorable thing--BAN HIS ASS!

The Bad Guy
03-24-2013, 08:41 PM
do us a favor and help him do the honorable thing--BAN HIS ASS!

Yes, this.

It's fucking pitiful actually that he puts defending Dumervil going to Baltimore over actually having an ounce of pride.

Keep spinning you shitbag.

LoneWolf
03-24-2013, 08:43 PM
do us a favor and help him do the honorable thing--BAN HIS ASS!

This x eleventybillion! The BANHAMMER was created for a reason.

MotherfuckerJones
03-24-2013, 08:46 PM
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on Knowmo! Banned you will be. Fluke is 14 special teams points just to KEEP YOU IN THE GAME. Torrey was smoking Chump like a blunt

Jerm
03-24-2013, 08:48 PM
Teams gonna double Miller all the time now.....

No effect my ass.

milkman
03-24-2013, 08:51 PM
This x eleventybillion! The BANHAMMER was created for a reason.

The banhammer was created for a reason, but I don't believe a low life welching is falls into the list of reasons.

We'd all be happy to see him banned, but I would not expect the mods to do so.
And they would be right in that decision.

LoneWolf
03-24-2013, 08:57 PM
The banhammer was created for a reason, but I don't believe a low life welching is falls into the list of reasons.

We'd all be happy to see him banned, but I would not expect the mods to do so.
And they would be right in that decision.

You're probably right. I've been enjoying my Sunday a little too much. On vacation for the next 2 weeks and am a little excited. We leave for Maui on Tuesday so really who gives a shit about Knowmo.

milkman
03-24-2013, 08:59 PM
You're probably right. I've been enjoying my Sunday a little too much. On vacation for the next 2 weeks and am a little excited. We leave for Maui on Tuesday so really who gives a shit about Knowmo.

Lucky bastard.

LoneWolf
03-24-2013, 09:03 PM
Lucky bastard.

I was lucky in picking a wife who makes a decent living and likes to save money behind my back. She planned the whole trip without my knowledge, including paying for all flights and accommodations. Now if I could just get her to cook.

MotherfuckerJones
03-24-2013, 09:18 PM
I was lucky in picking a wife who makes a decent living and likes to save money behind my back. She planned the whole trip without my knowledge, including paying for all flights and accommodations. Now if I could just get her to cook.

1 for 2 aint bad. Ur batting .500

LoneWolf
03-24-2013, 09:23 PM
1 for 2 aint bad. Ur batting .500

That would make me a first ballot HOFer in baseball.

rockymtnchief
03-24-2013, 09:26 PM
I'm rarely wrong. I was right about Doom's incident in Miami last year, I was right about how well Manning would play last year, I predicted we would go 12-4 or 13-3 last year before the season started.... I was right about Sanchez and Clausen too.

:doh!::doh!::doh!:
You were wrong about Cutler, Orton, amd especially Knowmo being the next Ladanian! What about your claim to having Pro Bowlers all across the defensive line a few years ago? "Best off season evah!!!"

You're wrong most of the time, not rarely! I'm not going back and looking to see who else you were staining your moms best wash clothes about.

Frankie
03-25-2013, 12:06 AM
suck it Donks

The league will probably give them a 1st round draft choice in compensation. :(

Frankie
03-25-2013, 12:09 AM
Honestly, give me Welker and Freeney/Abraham over Doom any day. Even with the loss of Dumervil, we are a MUCH better team than we were last year.

The Eagles thought so too when they put together "The Dream Team." Then they found out they had to play the game on the field.

Sorter
03-25-2013, 12:10 AM
Fixed

Eh, some teams just get beat the fuck down in the playoffs. Cincy comes to mind.

big nasty kcnut
03-25-2013, 12:58 AM
I hate when people welch on bets. Knowmo sucks the cock and give gay people a bad name. Die in a fire.

Quesadilla Joe
03-25-2013, 01:21 AM
The Eagles thought so too when they put together "The Dream Team." Then they found out they had to play the game on the field.

"The Dream Team" had an incompetent coaching staff and actually had their OL coach, coaching the defense.

John Elway knows how to build a team, he has only been our GM for two years and already has two division titles and a HOF QB. We aren't the Eagles.

mdchiefsfan
03-25-2013, 03:16 AM
**** you and the horse you rode in on Knowmo! Banned you will be. Fluke is 14 special teams points just to KEEP YOU IN THE GAME. Torrey was smoking Chump like a blunt

http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/100greatestcharacters/photos/25.jpg

OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-25-2013, 03:29 AM
Belichick had trouble keeping Welker's mouth in check. This could be an entertaining dismantling of 1 Stableplace.

Mile High Mania
03-25-2013, 04:34 AM
It's unfortunate that someone has returned... the forum has been a good place for a few months. And, honestly - to me, the Elvis loss is way too overblown around here. If the Broncos had resigned him and I pumped up his return as much as you're pumping up his loss... well, you'd tell me I was crazy for thinking it mattered as much.

MotherfuckerJones
03-25-2013, 04:41 AM
"The Dream Team" had an incompetent coaching staff and actually had their OL coach, coaching the defense.

John Elway knows how to build a team, he has only been our GM for two years and already has two division titles and a HOF QB. We aren't the Eagles.

You lucked into Peyton manning. He's your "team". Elway didn't draft him nor did he draft tebow who won your playoff game. McD built your team dumbass

Mile High Mania
03-25-2013, 04:48 AM
You lucked into Peyton manning. He's your "team". Elway didn't draft him nor did he draft tebow who won your playoff game. McD built your team dumbass

Enh, tap the brake a bit... McD made just as many dumb moves as good picks in that draft. I'm not saying that Elway is Ozzie Newsome yet, that will take time, but he's had a strong two seasons adjusting with what he has and adding to the mix. He's done well, but there's so much more to do.

Quesadilla Joe
03-25-2013, 05:31 AM
Belichick had trouble keeping Welker's mouth in check. This could be an entertaining dismantling of 1 Stableplace.

Wes Welker isn't a problem. LMAO

And even if he was I wouldn't be worried about it, John Fox is the best coach in the league when it comes to managing a locker room and getting guys to buy-in to his program.

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-25-2013, 06:00 AM
ROFL. Donk fans sound like Chiefs fans. Rationalizing out the ass.

Nail, meet hammer. So...new "KnowMo" thread? Lol
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-King-
03-25-2013, 06:03 AM
Wes Welker isn't a problem. LMAO

And even if he was I wouldn't be worried about it, John Fox is the best coach in the league when it comes to managing a locker room and getting guys to buy-in to his program.
How big of a pussy can you be that you can't stay away from a Chiefs board for more than 3 months? Are you 14 or something?
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MotherfuckerJones
03-25-2013, 06:42 AM
Enh, tap the brake a bit... McD made just as many dumb moves as good picks in that draft. I'm not saying that Elway is Ozzie Newsome yet, that will take time, but he's had a strong two seasons adjusting with what he has and adding to the mix. He's done well, but there's so much more to do.

Look im not saying MCD was good but Im putting Knowmo in check. Cant call Elway great when he hasnt built the team. He's added some pieces

SAUTO
03-25-2013, 06:58 AM
John Fox is the best coach in the league when it comes to managing a locker room and getting guys to buy-in to his program.

i'm beginning to believe you might be certifiably insane.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-25-2013, 07:19 AM
That bet was the most lopsided bet in history. I tried working out a compromise with you but you weren't willing to cooperate.

I baited you into it, you got owned, now be a man and honor it.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-25-2013, 07:23 AM
The banhammer was created for a reason, but I don't believe a low life welching is falls into the list of reasons.

We'd all be happy to see him banned, but I would not expect the mods to do so.
And they would be right in that decision.

True, but this could be the perfect spot for a good ole fashioned Universal Iggy

Pasta Little Brioni
03-25-2013, 07:26 AM
I figured he'd come back right before the season, but this is fucking pathetic he can't even handle the Donks pissing away his hero because Elway is incompetent.

-King-
03-25-2013, 07:33 AM
True, but this could be the perfect spot for a good ole fashioned Universal Iggy

Or atleast miserable User him.
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Frankie
03-25-2013, 07:44 AM
"The Dream Team" had an incompetent coaching staff.

LMAO

Yeah. That was the problem.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-25-2013, 07:46 AM
At the VERY least change his name to Welchomo247. I'm still offering a plea for Universal Iggy.

WhiteWhale
03-25-2013, 07:53 AM
We would have won the damn Super Bowl if it wasn't for a fluke play. The Ravens got so incredibly lucky multiple times. Whether it was the refs ****ing us over or Flacco making throws he can never make consistently. That whole game was a fluke and we won the game with less then a minute to go thanks to our juggernaut of an offense.

If my aunt had wheels she'd be a wagon.

Also, you guys weren't in the superbowl. Beating the Ravens doesn't mean you'd have won.

Hell, I could apply that logic to 97 when the broncos cheated KC out of a playoff win.

Mile High Mania
03-25-2013, 08:02 AM
Look im not saying MCD was good but Im putting Knowmo in check. Cant call Elway great when he hasnt built the team. He's added some pieces

Oh, I hear ya... and things will nose dive again with the douche posting again. I was looking forward to the year without him. But, much like Clay - this board is his life unfortunately.

Replacing Elvis ... go sign Freeney and spend a top pick on a young guy in the draft. Move forward, as I have confidence that Del Rio and company can find a way to manage without Elvis. Elvis was a nice player to have - good guy, but things got crazy and now he's a Raven. So be it.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-25-2013, 08:04 AM
Oh, I hear ya... and things will nose dive again with the douche posting again. I was looking forward to the year without him. But, much like Clay - this board is his life unfortunately.

Shoot, I might just make the poll to show how few people want him posting here including his fello Bronco fans.

Mile High Mania
03-25-2013, 08:07 AM
Shoot, I might just make the poll to show how few people want him posting here including his fello Bronco fans.

Yeah, that's what we need... more focus on the douchenozzle.

Just limit his postings to 5 per day, if possible.

GoChargers
03-25-2013, 08:08 AM
Eat shit, Donks!

Pasta Little Brioni
03-25-2013, 08:10 AM
Yeah, that's what we need... more focus on the douchenozzle.

Just limit his postings to 5 per day, if possible.

He wants me to rescind the bet when Training Camp starts otherwise he's threatened to continue posting non stop if I don't agree.

Mile High Mania
03-25-2013, 08:11 AM
Eat shit, Donks!

LMAO Says the Chargers' fan... they going to fight for .500 this season?

Quesadilla Joe
03-25-2013, 08:13 AM
Yeah, that's what we need... more focus on the douchenozzle.

Just limit his postings to 5 per day, if possible.

Yeah, I'm the douche... I treat everyone here with respect even to those who don't offer me the same courtesy. I have never disliked a fellow Broncos fan before but your condescending attitude is really annoying.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-25-2013, 08:15 AM
Why are you posting? JFC I told you I'd "consider" letting you back honorably once the season starts since you are going to post anyway if you didn't post till training camp/preseason. You can't even do that...sad.

RyFo18
03-25-2013, 08:16 AM
I love the false sense of hope that some of you have that the sky is falling in Denver.

Chief Roundup
03-25-2013, 08:17 AM
Thought that KnowMo/Cassel Manning was banned for a while. Or lost a bet or something

Pasta Little Brioni
03-25-2013, 08:18 AM
I love the false sense of hope that some of you have that the sky is falling in Denver.

We are father time catchin up to/injury to one player away from owning the division. Shit it'll be a dogfight this year anyway.

Chief Roundup
03-25-2013, 08:19 AM
Yeah, I'm the douche... I treat everyone here with respect even to those who don't offer me the same courtesy. I have never disliked a fellow Broncos fan before but your condescending attitude is really annoying.

Dude EVERYONE hates you even your own bronco fanmates.
Don't go away mad. Just go away.

GoChargers
03-25-2013, 08:23 AM
LMAO Says the Chargers' fan... they going to fight for .500 this season?

Personally, I hope we tank for Clowney. Then Clowney can spend the next couple years treating Peyton like a piñata.

GoChargers
03-25-2013, 08:28 AM
I love the false sense of hope that some of you have that the sky is falling in Denver.

Oh, they'll probably still win the division, but then Peyton will choke in the playoffs again.

MagicHef
03-25-2013, 08:34 AM
It's a message board about football. The entire point is to argue, basically. KnowMo gives you guys a good villain, imo.

About Elvis, I'm very sad to see him go. He was one of the best pass rushers in the league, plus he was a home grown guy, I was hoping he would be a Bronco for life. Now we have a hole at RDE, and I really don't think we have his replacement on the roster right now. I wish we didn't have to use resources to fix a position that was a strength just last season, but teams lose good players all the time. Hopefully Moore, Okafor or Carradine end up being as good at rushing the passer in the NFL as they were in college.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-25-2013, 08:36 AM
Even though he is a soft bitch, it's a HUGE blow to your defense. HUGE. Then consider an already superior Ravens team gets him. Damn.

Chief Roundup
03-25-2013, 08:38 AM
Guess Dumerville doesn't want a championship. The Ravens are in a retool/rebuild phase now that they have lost so much of their team talent in one single year.
Don't like the fact that the donkos have a good chance at winning as long as Peyton Manning is their QB for the next few years. Definately a better chance than the Ravens.

MotherfuckerJones
03-25-2013, 08:40 AM
As long as the Ravens have Flacco they got a chance. Theyve added some pass rushers. Well see how they do.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-25-2013, 08:41 AM
Guess Dumerville doesn't want a championship. The Ravens are in a retool/rebuild phase now that they have lost so much of their team talent in one single year.
Don't like the fact that the donkos have a good chance at winning as long as Peyton Manning is their QB for the next few years. Definately a better chance than the Ravens.

I don't believe that one bit. They've upgraded their pass rush and that will help offset the losses in other areas. Still have the core on offense with Flacco, Rice, and Smith.

MotherfuckerJones
03-25-2013, 08:44 AM
Its not necessarily about a championship. Its about two faced dirty Front Office like Denver

GoChargers
03-25-2013, 09:00 AM
The Ravens will be right back in the mix next year. They've been written off every year since '08 but Ozzie Newsome keeps building really good teams.

-King-
03-25-2013, 09:01 AM
Yeah, I'm the douche... I treat everyone here with respect even to those who don't offer me the same courtesy. I have never disliked a fellow Broncos fan before but your condescending attitude is really annoying.

You could stop being a little pussy and honor a bet YOU AGREED TO. No one forced you to accept the bet. Live with the shitty decisions you made.
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Chief Roundup
03-25-2013, 09:01 AM
I don't believe that one bit. They've upgraded their pass rush and that will help offset the losses in other areas. Still have the core on offense with Flacco, Rice, and Smith.

I think the losses of Anquan Boldin, Ray Lewis, Dannelle Ellerbe, Ed Reed, Bernard Pollard, Paul Kruger and Bobbie Williams all starters by the way is a lot for a team to lose in a single offseason.
Ellerbe was suppose to take Rays place. So they lost their HOF LB and his replacement. Not to mention both of their starting safeties in Reed and Pollard. Boldin may not have great numbers but they are solid and there are a lot of clutch catches in there.

DaFace
03-25-2013, 09:09 AM
It's unfortunate that someone has returned... the forum has been a good place for a few months. And, honestly - to me, the Elvis loss is way too overblown around here. If the Broncos had resigned him and I pumped up his return as much as you're pumping up his loss... well, you'd tell me I was crazy for thinking it mattered as much.

Agreed.

Garcia Bronco
03-25-2013, 09:37 AM
And Elvis has left the building...for another building.

Mile High Mania
03-25-2013, 09:57 AM
I think the losses of Anquan Boldin, Ray Lewis, Dannelle Ellerbe, Ed Reed, Bernard Pollard, Paul Kruger and Bobbie Williams all starters by the way is a lot for a team to lose in a single offseason.
Ellerbe was suppose to take Rays place. So they lost their HOF LB and his replacement. Not to mention both of their starting safeties in Reed and Pollard. Boldin may not have great numbers but they are solid and there are a lot of clutch catches in there.

I think they will be ok, not as dominant on paper, but they will still be a force and 10 or more wins is still likely.

Fansy the Famous Bard
03-25-2013, 10:14 AM
Kruger might be the biggest loss of them all, too.

MotherfuckerJones
03-25-2013, 10:18 AM
Dumervil is as good as Kruger so thats a wash

RunKC
03-25-2013, 10:20 AM
Dumervil is as good as Kruger so thats a wash

I'd rather have Kruger. Dumervil is terrible in run defense. Absolutely terrible.

Codered
03-25-2013, 10:22 AM
I'd rather have Kruger. Dumervil is terrible in run defense. Absolutely terrible.

That's what I think is being overlooked here. Dumervil was a force in the pass rush, but Denver looks to be replacing him with a potential capable pass rusher. It's a loss, but not like Von Miller would have been.

Marcellus
03-25-2013, 10:23 AM
If the Ravens had this money why didn't they keep Bolden?

MagicHef
03-25-2013, 10:49 AM
I'd rather have Kruger. Dumervil is terrible in run defense. Absolutely terrible.

Kruger was subbed out for Upshaw on running downs, statistically he was worse against the run than Doom.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-25-2013, 10:51 AM
Kruger was subbed out for Upshaw on running downs, statistically he was worse against the run than Doom.

Yup. Factor in that Dum is a far superior pass rusher and the Ravens come out like bandits.

Denver's left with either the corpse of Freeney or Abe and allows an AFC Power to get better all because of incompetence.

Garcia Bronco
03-25-2013, 10:58 AM
That's what I think is being overlooked here. Dumervil was a force in the pass rush, but Denver looks to be replacing him with a potential capable pass rusher. It's a loss, but not like Von Miller would have been.

Dumervil has become much more accomplished in the running game than say 4 years about as an OLB in a 3-4.

mcaj22
03-25-2013, 11:07 AM
you do realize that

Jones Ngata Canty/Spears
Doom - McClain - McClellan - Suggs

> Elerrbe, Ray Lewis, Kruger and pals.


McClain had 79 tackles last year and McClellan had almost 50. And that's both of them playing 2nd and 3rd string behind Ray Lewis and Ellerbe, and when Ray got hurt they stepped in fine, both of them are easy cheap replacements at MLB, that have been groomed to take over. Ellerbe is not that big of a loss when they have guys in house that can do the same thing, maybe not at the same level, but they dont have to overpay for them, which is the Ravens Way. So they went out and stacked their pass rush instead. Canty and Spears might not even START. think about that.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-25-2013, 11:11 AM
If the Ravens had this money why didn't they keep Bolden?

They know when it's time to move on, IMO.

tooge
03-25-2013, 11:11 AM
Bottom line is that he wasn't worth the contract that Josh gave him and they tried to fix it. It didn't work... Now they move on.

Not really the bottom line. the bottom line is this:

the brocos defense was what it was, because opposing teams had to decide which side to double team, and had to leave one guy one on one. Also, opposing QB's didn't have much time to pick on the old man playing corner or the lame safeties, so the pass defense was solid simply because of two players. Now, one of them is gone and old Freeney and old Abraham aren't anywhere near the pass rushing talent that Dumerville is.

This was a huge loss for the Donks, similar to when the chiefs let Jared Allen walk.

mcaj22
03-25-2013, 11:16 AM
yea now you only have one guy to gameplan for on the entire Broncos defense

how easy is that

Pasta Little Brioni
03-25-2013, 11:27 AM
VONHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEY!!!!

MagicHef
03-25-2013, 11:47 AM
Not really the bottom line. the bottom line is this:

the brocos defense was what it was, because opposing teams had to decide which side to double team, and had to leave one guy one on one. Also, opposing QB's didn't have much time to pick on the old man playing corner or the lame safeties, so the pass defense was solid simply because of two players. Now, one of them is gone and old Freeney and old Abraham aren't anywhere near the pass rushing talent that Dumerville is.

This was a huge loss for the Donks, similar to when the chiefs let Jared Allen walk.

This is a big loss, but based on the priority that Elway has placed on pass rush, I'd be surprised if they didn't address it seriously. Of course, that will take resources that could have been used to improve other areas of the team.

Sorter
03-25-2013, 01:08 PM
you do realize that

Jones Ngata Canty/Spears
Doom - McClain - McClellan - Suggs

> Elerrbe, Ray Lewis, Kruger and pals.


McClain had 79 tackles last year and McClellan had almost 50. And that's both of them playing 2nd and 3rd string behind Ray Lewis and Ellerbe, and when Ray got hurt they stepped in fine, both of them are easy cheap replacements at MLB, that have been groomed to take over. Ellerbe is not that big of a loss when they have guys in house that can do the same thing, maybe not at the same level, but they dont have to overpay for them, which is the Ravens Way. So they went out and stacked their pass rush instead. Canty and Spears might not even START. think about that.

Ravens were very high on McClain a few years ago, IIRC.