Football The Raiders Left Tackle is the Incredible Hulk [Archive]

teedubya

03-26-2013, 01:36 PM

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/10423769/veldheer_is_yoked.0_standard_709.0.jpg

http://www.silverandblackpride.com/2013/3/25/4147880/oakland-raiders-jared-veldheer-is-yoked-power-blocking-scheme

When the Raiders drafted Jared Veldheer he weighed 312 pounds. He had put on 9 pounds on his 6-8 frame by last season. He was an athletic 321 pounds with the Raiders running a zone blocking scheme last season. Now, with the Raiders switching back to the power blocking scheme, he will be ready with the "power".

His strength coach, Mark Ehnis, tweeted this picture of him with some other workout partners at his gym PowerStrength Training Systems in Grand Rapids Michigan after a killer steroid/HGH workout combo.

DMAC

03-26-2013, 01:39 PM

Poor shrimpy guy in the camo.

Rain Man

03-26-2013, 01:41 PM

Wow. That guy is big.

In other news, the Raiders signed offensive tackle Alex Barron today. In an interview, Raider coach Dennis Allen said that "we didn't think we were weak enough at the tackle position, and Alex will solidify our ineptitude there for years to come".

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/raiders-sign-ol-alex-barron-183317509--nfl.html

Raiders sign OL Alex Barron
The Associated Press – 57 minutes ago
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ALAMEDA, Calif. (AP) -- The Oakland Raiders have signed free agent tackle Alex Barron to a contract.

General manager Reggie McKenzie announced Tuesday that Barron is the first offensive player added to the team this offseason.

Barron was a first-round pick by St. Louis in 2005. He has played 87 games and has experience at both left and right tackle. Oakland previously re-signed right tackle Khalif Barnes, who can play guard as well as tackle. Jared Veldheer is expected to remain the starter at left tackle.

Barron has not played a game since 2010. He sat out the 2011 season with a knee injury and went to training camp with Seattle last summer but did not make the team.

Bump

03-26-2013, 01:41 PM

ya I wouldn't want to piss that guy off.

mr. tegu

03-26-2013, 01:43 PM

His strength coach, Mark Ehnis, tweeted this picture of him with some other workout partners at his gym PowerStrength Training Systems in Grand Rapids Michigan after a killer steroid/HGH workout combo.

LMAO

Easy 6

03-26-2013, 01:45 PM

Damn, he IS a big rascal.

But he better never get in my face... when i'm holding a shotgun.

Rain Man

03-26-2013, 01:45 PM

You figure that the guy in black ruled the gym and everyone thought he was a major-league badass. And then one day Veldheer walks in.

Tribal Warfare

03-26-2013, 01:49 PM

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/10423769/veldheer_is_yoked.0_standard_709.0.jpg

He's no soft bitch *cough* Joeckel *cough* Joeckel *cough* Joeckel *cough*

Dayze

03-26-2013, 01:53 PM

the short guy must be the one we're bringing in for a look at TE.

Hog's Gone Fishin

03-26-2013, 02:00 PM

Bet he's ghey ?

Sassy Squatch

03-26-2013, 02:01 PM

the short guy must be the one we're bringing in for a look at TE.
I'd put Veldheer at TE. GL tackling him.

Dayze

03-26-2013, 02:07 PM

'shopped. / obligatory

MTG#10

03-26-2013, 02:09 PM

Ho-lee shit. I could still take him.

Sorter

03-26-2013, 02:09 PM

Wasn't a first round pick. He sucks /splatbass

loochy

03-26-2013, 02:13 PM

PED testing in the NFL is incredibly legit

BlackHelicopters

03-26-2013, 03:12 PM

PED testing in the NFL is incredibly legit

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

R8RFAN

03-26-2013, 03:13 PM

Wasn't a first round pick. He sucks /splatbass

No Stupid

Chief_For_Life58

03-26-2013, 03:19 PM

who are the other guys

Chief_For_Life58

03-26-2013, 03:20 PM

PED testing in the NFL is incredibly legit

lol

nychief

03-26-2013, 03:31 PM

Mandarich!

Hog's Gone Fishin

03-26-2013, 04:06 PM

who are the other guys

That's the rest of their OL

BeMyValentine

03-26-2013, 04:06 PM

Swede, Swede, Swede, Swede, Swede, Swede, Swede, Swede,

Nickel D

03-26-2013, 04:07 PM

The dude in the middle is the double for the medicine ball which yesterday "Hulk crush!".

Easy 6

03-26-2013, 04:15 PM

I hope Tamba has his speed moves tuned up, he sure isnt going to bullrush him.

R8RFAN

03-26-2013, 04:42 PM

I hope Tamba has his speed moves tuned up, he sure isnt going to bullrush him.

Veldheer hooks Tamba under his throat and Tamba is like putty in his hands :thumb:

Easy 6

03-26-2013, 05:17 PM

Veldheer hooks Tamba under his throat and Tamba is like putty in his hands :thumb:

Well now if that doesnt sound just like some dirty fader trick...

Tamba will have his hands full, thats for sure.

R8RFAN

03-26-2013, 05:28 PM

Well now if that doesnt sound just like some dirty fader trick...

Tamba will have his hands full, thats for sure.

Only because he is so much taller than Tamba... Dude is like 6-8

Hog's Gone Fishin

03-26-2013, 05:34 PM

Too bad he won't have a QB to block for. Oh wait !

Fish

03-26-2013, 06:21 PM

Totally natural...

SnakeXJones

03-26-2013, 06:38 PM

Mongo like candy

lcarus

03-26-2013, 07:15 PM

Can the guy move around well? Can he even wipe his own ass? Can he masturbate without ripping his dick off?

NWTF

03-26-2013, 07:32 PM

Too bad he won't have a QB to block for. Oh wait !

I bet they really feel stupid about the Palmer trade now. If they would have just waited they could have gotten Alex Smith for about what they gave up for Palmer.

03-26-2013, 07:45 PM

Too fat /Omaha

Easy 6

03-26-2013, 08:05 PM

Too fat /Omaha

LMAO x4

R8RFAN

03-26-2013, 09:21 PM

I bet they really feel stupid about the Palmer trade now. If they would have just waited they could have gotten Alex Smith for about what they gave up for Palmer.

Oh lord

BossChief

03-26-2013, 09:41 PM

Looks like Zangief from Street Fighter.

SnakeXJones

03-26-2013, 09:48 PM

Looks like Zangief from Street Fighter.Quick, change the channel!

NWTF

03-26-2013, 09:51 PM

Oh lord

Sorry you couldn't detect the sarcasm in that post. I think both trades were horrible as far as the actual picks given up to acquire those QBs... that are not that great.

There is roughly 15 draft spots difference between the Raiders 1st rd pick (for Palmer) and the Chiefs 2nd rd pick (for Smith) and of course both giving up a 2nd.

DTLB58

03-26-2013, 09:55 PM

Mandarich!

Ugh! Beat me to it :thumb:

Nickel D

03-27-2013, 12:23 AM

Can the guy move around well? Can he even wipe his own ass? Can he masturbate without ripping his dick off?

Yes.

Yes.

No...which is why he loves your super, sensitive oral and anal skills.

Jerm

03-27-2013, 12:28 AM

Seems legit /Melky

AussieChiefsFan

03-27-2013, 01:12 AM

Well..... wow.

bowener

03-27-2013, 03:49 AM

I really hope he is the player coming out. I dare somebody to call him fag.

Rasputin

03-27-2013, 06:47 AM

Poor shrimpy guy in the camo.

Heh, didn't even see him, blended in well in the back ground.

Rasputin

03-27-2013, 06:51 AM

I really hope he is the player coming out. I dare somebody to call him pillowbiter.

He is a big giant fag.

There I said it. :D Altho would I say that to his face? :shake:

Chiefshrink

03-27-2013, 07:26 AM

PED testing in the NFL is incredibly legit

Yep !

Now that this picture is out on the net he will be getting tested for sure;)

scho63

03-27-2013, 03:27 PM

I downloaded the same picture and was going to start a thread-that dude is ONE BIG STRONG SCARY MOTHERF**KER!!!

What ever Chief has to go against him has their work cut out for them.

His hands look like a catcher's mitt and his forearms look like a big thigh.

ThaVirus

03-27-2013, 04:22 PM

Well, it does say it was after a workout. I get pretty fucking jacked after my workouts and I'm just a regular dude that works out by himself. If I had a professional trainer to push me and that much muscle mass to begin with, I reckon I'd look pretty fucking swole after an intense workout too.

On a side note, you'd stand absolutely no fucking chance in a straight up fist fight with that guy. Holy balls.

ThaVirus

03-27-2013, 04:24 PM

I wonder if being that big: does he get tested by guys more often when he's out and about or do most guys have enough sense to avoid him? Give a guy some alcohol and a fair number of them think they're Superman. I wouldn't doubt he's caught some shit from some douchebags that wanted to see what they were made of..

Also, unless he has a 9 inch dick, his penis probably looks tiny on him. That sucks.. I'm not gay. NTTATWTT

JD10367

03-27-2013, 06:30 PM

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/10423769/veldheer_is_yoked.0_standard_709.0.jpg

http://afistfulofculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/wreck-it-ralph-535x792.jpg

'Hamas' Jenkins

03-27-2013, 07:44 PM

I'll say this: He's obviously on gas, but at least he doesn't have the 'roid traps that obvious users like Merriman did. Strangely enough, that fucking ogre almost looks proportional.

Rain Man

03-27-2013, 07:45 PM

Well, it does say it was after a workout. I get pretty ****ing jacked after my workouts and I'm just a regular dude that works out by himself. If I had a professional trainer to push me and that much muscle mass to begin with, I reckon I'd look pretty ****ing swole after an intense workout too.

On a side note, you'd stand absolutely no ****ing chance in a straight up fist fight with that guy. Holy balls.

But how do you get your hands that big? The guy is all-around impressive, but my god, the hands and wrists. They're cartoonishly large, but Marvel cartoonish, not Warner Brothers cartoonish.

Rain Man

03-27-2013, 07:46 PM

Rain Man

03-27-2013, 07:52 PM

As an aside, there was some guy on my cruise ship last week who was tall, as in really tall. I was trying to guess how tall he was, but then one day I saw him coming down a hallway. He had to very slightly duck to get below a directional sign, so it looked like he was maybe one or two inches too tall for it. We passed each other, and as I walked under the sign I put my outstretched hand on my head, stretching up from my pinky. My outstretched hand from thumb to pinky barely reached the sign, so you take my height of 6-0, add another 9+ inches of hand, and then he was an inch or two taller than that. I figure that guy was at least 6-10 and probably 6-11. You don't see those guys in real life very often.

He wasn't an athletic 6-10 or 6-11, though.

OrtonsPiercedTaint

03-27-2013, 07:58 PM

They all four seem to be looking directly into the camera. The photographer must not of hd a nice rack.

Cannibal

03-27-2013, 08:11 PM

Wonder if he pierces his taint?

OrtonsPiercedTaint

03-27-2013, 08:12 PM

Under center is QB kinda thing.

Cannibal

03-27-2013, 08:14 PM

Ah, thought it was some sort of fetish anyone could partake in. :)

ThaVirus

03-27-2013, 08:20 PM

But how do you get your hands that big? The guy is all-around impressive, but my god, the hands and wrists. They're cartoonishly large, but Marvel cartoonish, not Warner Brothers cartoonish.

Yeah, they really are. The dude has man hands for sure.

I won't argue that he's not on something, I just hate when people look at someone with an impressive physique and automatically assume they're on something illegal. At 6'8" with his frame, the guy has a lot of room for muscle mass. Add in the fact that he's likely spent the last 10 years of his life building his body, specifically his arm/hand speed and strength, and I don't see why a guy couldn't come out looking freakishly large. Some guys go really hard in the gym. They have dedication beyond what the everyman could ever imagine and sometimes they're genetic freaks to top it all off..

By the time you got enough alcohol to think you could take that guy, you'd be in a coma, I think.

LMAO I think you're right.

Easy 6

03-27-2013, 08:24 PM

Yeah, they really are. The dude has man hands for sure.

I won't argue that he's not on something, I just hate when people look at someone with an impressive physique and automatically assume they're on something illegal. At 6'8" with his frame, the guy has a lot of room for muscle mass. Add in the fact that he's likely spent the last 10 years of his life building his body, specifically his arm/hand speed and strength, and I don't see why a guy couldn't come out looking freakishly large. Some guys go really hard in the gym. They have dedication beyond what the everyman could ever imagine and sometimes they're genetic freaks to top it all off..

100% true.