Leon Sandcastle just won't go away

[TribalElder]

"On Thursday, March 28 at 2:15 p.m. the Kansas City Chiefs will make the next rookie sensation - and star of NFL Network's Super Bowl XLVII advertisement - Leon Sandcastle (Deion Sanders) available to all local media outlets," the Chiefs press release said. (H/T RDOGuy for reporting the workout here.)

This is real. Deion Sanders is actually coming to Kansas City today, dressed up as Leon Sandcastle. I double checked with the Chiefs on that and, indeed, it's actually Deion Sanders coming to Kansas City. Hey, you never can be too sure.

Anyway, I'll be out there for the Sandcastle event today. I don't know what to expect but I'll be there. Follow @ArrowheadPride if you need your fix on Leon Sandcastle news this afternoon.

We've written an embarrassing amount of stuff on a fictional player created by NFL Network. Here are a few of them:

http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2013/3/28/4156034/leon-sandcastle-visit-kansas-city-chiefs-deion-sanders

[Chief_For_Life58]

die

[HoneyBadger]

Someone needs to go there and tell them this joke stopped being funny about 15 seconds after the commercial ended.

Anyone who thinks otherwise should be raped.

[ptlyon]

I think it's to announce the new petting zoo & clown show at Arrowhead

[Paniero]

Someone needs to go there and tell them this joke stopped being funny about 15 seconds after the commercial ended.

Anyone who thinks otherwise should be raped.

I've been feeling rapey this week, and have some leave saved up. Can you get your mom's opinion on the joke?

[HoneyBadger]

I've been feeling rapey this week, and have some leave saved up. Can you get your mom's opinion on the joke?

She said the joke blows.

[teedubya]

They have Leon Sandcastle jerseys for sale at Rally House, too. :rolleyes:

[CoMoChief]

This was funny...........uhhh never.

[RealSNR]

DO YOU SEE NOW? SEE? SEE?

I told you guys this months ago. And all you could do is say, "YOU'RE OVERREACTING LIKE ALWAYS, SNR! NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT LEON SANDCASTLE. IT'S JUST A COMMERCIAL."

Fuck you all. I was right. I was fucking right. I told you all to repent, and you laughed. Now the fury of this terrible joke shall smite you all!

[morphius]

Probably will be more entertaining then watching an exciting first round pick of a LT.

[RyFo18]

I love this. Please keep it going. I need to get a Sandcastle jersey.

Lord forbid the NFL does something to bring the spotlight to this horseshit team.

[In58men]

In comes SNR 3...2...1...

[bevischief]

In comes SNR 3...2...1...

Here is already here.

[In58men]

Here is already here.

Guess I should read next time

[Reerun_KC]

Okay, maybe I'm gonna have to start siding with SNR on this....it's getting a little silly now. What in the world is the point of this?

To openly mock the franchise...

If a franchise could totally screw up the #1 pick in the draft. Its the Chiefs...

So no better way to make fun of a failing franchise that to nationally run with this SmiffCassel crap...

[BigRichard]

The butthurt is strong in this thread.

[WhawhaWhat]

I would ask to be paid by the NFL to show up at this thing if I were a member of the media. They are being used for promotional purposes only, and the NFL is basically getting free actors to show up for their commercial.

I would also buy a jersey if the price was right.

[RealSNR]

I love this. Please keep it going. I need to get a Sandcastle jersey.

Lord forbid the NFL does something to bring the spotlight to this horseshit team.

I'd prefer that people keep ignoring us and our shame until we do something to shine the spotlight on ourselves.

[Paniero]

She said the joke blows.

Thanks for the effort. How about the pops? :)

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

lmao...
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[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Deion did a skit years ago, giving out Halloween candy to kids in NFL jerseys. That was funny, since then...

Just go out and steal his wallet. What's he going to do? Tackle you?

[Beef Supreme]

Whoever announces our draft pick should name him as the pick.

[BlackHelicopters]

Anal Rape

[kcjayhawks5]

Some of you really need to lighten up...does this honestly bother you that much?

[confused]

The Leon Sandcastle joke is almost as pathetic as the Geno Smith joke.

[RyFo18]

The Leon Sandcastle joke is almost as pathetic as the Geno Smith joke.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwvy0Ms5J1r5xzspo1_250.gif

[confused]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwvy0Ms5J1r5xzspo1_250.gif

Put this in your pipe and smoke it queef.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7164321024/h231BB458/

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Whoever announces our draft pick should name him as the pick.

That would be just turrible...
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[Thig Lyfe]

What about that hot QB prospect Skyler Thigcastle???

[kysirsoze]

How is this joke mocking the Chiefs? In the commercial, everyone wanted Sandcastle and the Chiefs only got him cause they were the #1 pick.

That said, this is about as pathetic as the Geiko Cavemen getting their own sitcom.

[RyFo18]

How is this joke mocking the Chiefs? In the commercial, everyone wanted Sandcastle and the Chiefs only got him cause they were the #1 pick.

Exactly...Everyone can stop crying now.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcm2fcAYzd1r62l1io1_500.gif

[Faddy Yomama]

This stuff is so serious... I actually had a nightmare that I was attending the draft and Roger Goodell said: "With the 1st pick in the 2013 NFL Draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select Leon Sandcastle defensive back Prime U." I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's a 40 someodd Deion Sanders!!!!!!! This **** has to stop!

[HolyHat]

Some of you really need to lighten up...does this honestly bother you that much?

I knew Fescoe was lurking around this place. I found you, finally.

[HolyHat]

The Leon Sandcastle joke is almost as pathetic as the Geno Smith joke.

Who is this fucking idiot?

[Pitt Gorilla]

I think it's to announce the new petting zoo & clown show at Arrowhead
Um, the clown show is NOT new.

[ptlyon]

Um, the clown show is NOT new.

This one they actually tie ballon animals for you prior to game time

[WhawhaWhat]

I think it's to announce the new petting zoo & clown show at Arrowhead

That is over at Kauffman with the rest of the $250 million carnival behind the outfield.

[ptlyon]

That is over at Kauffman with the rest of the $250 million carnival behind the outfield.

THATS NOT WHERE WE TAILGATE FOR GAMES???

[HoneyBadger]

Some of you really need to lighten up...does this honestly bother you that much?

No one asked for your opinion. Go back and sit in the corner where you belong.

[kcjayhawks5]

No one asked for your opinion. Go back and sit in the corner where you belong.

I will give you my opinion whenever the fuck I want to, gramps.

[RealSNR]

It's completely ****ing inaccurate. Deion Sanders is as old as Methuselah. How many people that old can run a 40 yard 40 and put up a time that will turn heads?

If you're going to make a Leon Sandcastle joke, at least make it plausible.

[ChiefGator]

It's just some PR.. and any PR at this point is good.

[listopencil]

Needs more Sandcastle.

[GloryDayz]

I've been feeling rapey this week, and have some leave saved up. Can you get your mom's opinion on the joke?

I love you avatar's tits...

[Masterchief]

J. ,q

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Someone needs to go there and tell them this joke stopped being funny about 15 seconds after the commercial ended.

Anyone who thinks otherwise should be raped.

Says a poster named Honey Badger.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

For the record this is dumb as fuck.

[kysirsoze]

Says a poster named Honey Badger.

http://cdn.styleforum.net/3/34/34adbc5b_s19921_burn-sick.jpeg

[Spott]

Seeing how they completely wasted their 2nd round pick, drafting a 40 year old wouldn't be much worse.

[gblowfish]

I'd still rather have a 40-year old Deion Sanders in our dime package than Jalil Brown.

[ILChief]

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Content/100830/News/Todays_News_Our_Take/5_fri/100903HappyDays1.jpg

[TimeForWasp]

How could Cassel not be offended by this NFL humor ?

[HoneyBadger]

Says a poster named Honey Badger.

Ouch. You hit me where it hurts

[KChiefs1]

Leon Sandcastle: A Football Life tonight on NFLN.

[KCUnited]

Leon Sandcastle shirts being sold at The Bunker in KC.

[rabblerouser]

They have Leon Sandcastle jerseys for sale at Rally House, too. :rolleyes:


What a fucking rapefest...

[rabblerouser]

Leon Sandcastle: A Football Life tonight on NFLN.



that's gotta be an April Fool's joke.

[jAZ]

So there it is. Not bad, actually.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-draft/0ap2000000156265/Chiefs-inform-Sandcastle-he-ll-be-No-1-overall

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/533910_10151522945529171_1397131944_n.jpg

[AussieChiefsFan]

So there it is. Not bad, actually.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-draft/0ap2000000156265/Chiefs-inform-Sandcastle-he-ll-be-No-1-overall

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/533910_10151522945529171_1397131944_n.jpg"So when did you get the news that you would be the #1 overall pick?""I got the news when I was born"


"I've heard that teams don't interview you, you interview teams. Will you accept the #1 overall pick?"
"Well the interview with Andy went quite well, I asked him about why he left philly so abruptly, and he responded well."


"The last time a team wrote Leon a check, the bank bounced"


"Will you be tackling at all, is that in the contract?"
"Do you see these shoulders?, these shoulders are built for a suit, not tackling, infact Im the reason they new rule has been put in place"


"Leon, is there anything you can't do?"
"No, there is nothing Leon can not do."


"What impressed you about Andy Reid"
"His size....."


"If you were to hold out, like a Eli Manning and Phillip rivers situation, could you tel us first so we can be the ones to break the news?"
"Definately, but Leon don't hold out. He may Hold Up, but he don't hold out"


ROFL ROFL ROFL

[redsurfer11]

Leon Sandcastle shirts being sold at The Bunker in KC.


#1 Halloween costume in America 2013