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gblowfish
03-28-2013, 12:19 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/28/eyeballs-found-in-trash_n_2971315.html

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Police say they are trying to determine how a medical box containing a pair of eyeballs ended up in a trash bin at a gas station in Kansas City.

Police spokesman Steve Young says a worker at a Conoco station in the city's north called police after finding the cardboard box late Wednesday. The box was labeled, "Keep refrigerated."

Young says police aren't sure if the eyes are human, or whether any crime has been committed. Surveillance video shows two men in a blue Toyota leaving the package on the trash bin.

Police say no eye banks or hospitals in the area were awaiting delivery of any eyeballs.

The Jackson County Medical Examiner's office is holding the package while the investigation continues.
tooge
03-28-2013, 12:21 PM
Eye can't understand the motive at all
King_Chief_Fan
03-28-2013, 12:24 PM
Eye wish there was more explanation regarding the I's.
tooge
03-28-2013, 12:27 PM
things aren't looking up for the guys in the truck
Reerun_KC
03-28-2013, 12:28 PM
I cant really see what the problem is?
Donger
03-28-2013, 12:29 PM
"I Only Have Eyes For You" would have been funnier.
Prison Bitch
03-28-2013, 01:02 PM
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=6553,filename=SavewithGeico.jpg
kysirsoze
03-28-2013, 01:04 PM
Eye for an eye... something something.
Ace Gunner
03-28-2013, 01:04 PM
Betty Davis' Eyes
blaise
03-28-2013, 01:08 PM
"Sir, we found a pair of eyes."
"Are you serious?"
"Eye, eye sir."
KC_Lee
03-28-2013, 01:16 PM
"Sir, we found a pair of eyes."
"Are you serious?"
"Eye, eye sir."

Eye see what you did there.
Bump
03-28-2013, 01:18 PM
I bet it was the governor.
KC_Lee
03-28-2013, 01:20 PM
Bet things are looking up now at that gas station.
alpha_omega
03-28-2013, 01:20 PM
Fuck an I!
blaise
03-28-2013, 01:20 PM
Gas costs an arm and a leg and a pair of eyes.
KC_Lee
03-28-2013, 01:21 PM
Police are asking residents to keep an eye out for an suspicious activity.
blaise
03-28-2013, 01:24 PM
Police are asking residents to keep an eye out for an suspicious activity.

I bet the residents are flipping their lids.
KC_Lee
03-28-2013, 01:30 PM
I bet the residents are flipping their lids.

True, they might see things in a whole new light.
kappa72202
03-28-2013, 01:39 PM
an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!
Faddy Yomama
03-28-2013, 01:48 PM
Dismembered body parts at a gas station. It just doesn't get any better than that...
ptlyon
03-28-2013, 01:51 PM
Keep them. Geno's are slow, maybe we can transplant them
Rasputin
03-28-2013, 01:54 PM
Eye see that Steve Young is now a spokesman for the police.
KChiefer
03-28-2013, 02:29 PM
Your thread title is cornea.
BlackHelicopters
03-28-2013, 02:57 PM
I bet it was the governor.

Two eyes, not one.
OrtonsPiercedTaint
03-28-2013, 03:01 PM
Probably taken from antlered roadkill. Buck eyes are good luck.
Crush
03-28-2013, 04:07 PM
Steve Young works for the police department?