Chiefs hire Brad Childress as offensive assistant.

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Adam Teicher ‏@adamteicher 51s

At long last, #Chiefs hire Brad Childress as offensive assistant. Will help in various areas. Nice get for Reid. A veteran offensive voice



Reid Ferrin ‏@KCChiefs_Reid 3m

The @KCChiefs announced today that Brad Childress has joined their coaching staff to serve as Spread Game Analyst/Special Projects.#Chiefs

[Sorter]

YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SPchief]

Geno Smith, come on down!

[BlackHelicopters]

Geno!

[RyFo18]

Chilly.

[DJ's left nut]

Why does this mean Geno?

Or are we just yelling Geno these days. If that's the case, I'm cool with it, I just need some advanced notice.

[Sorter]

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[Sorter]

Geno Smith, come on down!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qSAEGs0IQd8/SxXE9jmtPbI/AAAAAAAAACk/rKYkDmGNK_o/s1600/indiana+jones+childress.jpg

"Fuck Yes!" Chilly growled.

[ChiefGator]

Excellent!

[Jerm]

"Spread Game Analyst"

Ermmmm.....

[Chief_For_Life58]

Why does this mean Geno?

Or are we just yelling Geno these days. If that's the case, I'm cool with it, I just need some advanced notice.

Geno!

[RedDread]

Very nice, wonder why it took so long?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Good. Cleveland finally let him go.

[RealSNR]

Walter White's gonna cook us up some wins!

[AdumbGuy]

Why does this mean Geno?

Or are we just yelling Geno these days. If that's the case, I'm cool with it, I just need some advanced notice.

Lazy jerks with their A-rods and their J-los! In my day we used to yell out the whole Geronimo

[DTLB58]

Good. I think he will help Doug Pederson while Andy focuses on the whole team.

[listopencil]

Why does this mean Geno?

Or are we just yelling Geno these days. If that's the case, I'm cool with it, I just need some advanced notice.

Spread Game Analyst/Special Projects.

Childress isn't going to be the OC so he's not going to be calling plays for the current KC QB (that could change but address that if/when it happens). So...what would his job be? To teach Smith how to run a Spread Offense? Seems unlikely. To install a Spread Offense? Installing an Offense is usually the OC's job. What role would require a specific knowledge of the Spread in the context of "Special Projects"? One obvious possibility would be bringing Geno Smith up to NFL speed in a system that he is used to, and might make the most of his abilities.

[RyFo18]

Walter White's gonna cook us up some wins!

I see I'm not the only one who thought they looked similar. Long lost brothers.

[In58men]

"Spread Game Analyst"

Ermmmm.....

@caplannfl: Chiefs are calling the role(s) for Childress as: Spread Game Analyst/Special Projects. Interesting title, role(s).

[pr_capone]

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[Braincase]

FUUUUUUUUU........

[mcaj22]

Childress isn't going to be the OC so he's not going to be calling plays for the current KC QB (that could change but address that if/when it happens). So...what would his job be? To teach Smith how to run a Spread Offense? Seems unlikely. To install a Spread Offense? Installing an Offense is usually the OC's job. What role would require a specific knowledge of the Spread in the context of "Special Projects"? One obvious possibility would be bringing Geno Smith up to NFL speed in a system that he is used to, and might make the most of his abilities.

Chilly is the insurance policy for if and when the first year OC, first year QB coach and Alex Smith all fail and have a miserable season.

Chilly is the out that keeps Reid safe and they can go get a young QB and do their thing

[Tribal Warfare]

Childress isn't going to be the OC so he's not going to be calling plays for the current KC QB (that could change but address that if/when it happens). So...what would his job be? To teach Smith how to run a Spread Offense? Seems unlikely. To install a Spread Offense? Installing an Offense is usually the OC's job. What role would require a specific knowledge of the Spread in the context of "Special Projects"? One obvious possibility would be bringing Geno Smith up to NFL speed in a system that he is used to, and might make the most of his abilities.

of course Alex Smith use to be a spread QB in college too

[Reaper16]

of course Alex Smith use to be a spread QB in college too

True.

Not that this has anything to do with Chilly, but to be precise about their spread backgrounds, Alex Smith played in Urban Meyer's read-option system, while Geno played in the Air Raid.

[KCUnited]

Loved him in Simon & Simon, Designing Women not so much.

[chefsos]

Keep in mind that it took a while for Jake and Elwood to get "Guitar" Murphy, and that worked out pretty well. Other than the whole "thrown in jail" part anyway.

[Hootie]

Why does this mean Geno?

Or are we just yelling Geno these days. If that's the case, I'm cool with it, I just need some advanced notice.

My new pipe dream is for us to draft him, and for Reid to be like "we really think he is the future of Kansas City"...

and then 10 minutes later trade him to the highest bidder

the meltdown on this board would be so epic it would be worth it

[Tribal Warfare]

True.

Not that this has anything to do with Chilly, but to be precise about their spread backgrounds, Alex Smith played in Urban Meyer's read-option system, while Geno played in the Air Raid.

and of course Daniel was/is a spread guy too

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Why does this mean Geno...?

[Easy 6]

Loved him in Simon & Simon, Designing Women not so much.

YOU BASTARD! i was gonna make a Major Dad reference.

[Reaper16]

and of course Daniel was/is a spread guy too

Not even Chilly can figure out how Gary Pinkel's mishmash of different spread concepts is supposed to work.

[Beeker]

Keep in mind that it took a while for Jake and Elwood to get "Guitar" Murphy, and that worked out pretty well. Other than the whole "thrown in jail" part anyway.

:thumb::clap:

[Ace Gunner]

he should work well with Geno :D

[Beeker]

:thumb::clap:My new pipe dream is for us to draft him, and for Reid to be like "we really think he is the future of Kansas City"...

and then 10 minutes later trade him to the highest bidder

the meltdown on this board would be so epic it would be worth it

[Mr. Laz]

dam, that took awhile.

[DTLB58]

Walter White's gonna cook us up some wins!

For the last time. Walter White retired from being the Chiefs TE in 1978 :D

[Strongside]

We are putting up some points this year boys.

[DTLB58]

Childress isn't going to be the OC so he's not going to be calling plays for the current KC QB (that could change but address that if/when it happens). So...what would his job be? To teach Smith how to run a Spread Offense? Seems unlikely. To install a Spread Offense? Installing an Offense is usually the OC's job. What role would require a specific knowledge of the Spread in the context of "Special Projects"? One obvious possibility would be bringing Geno Smith up to NFL speed in a system that he is used to, and might make the most of his abilities.

That is the key point here. I love the idea we have a younger up and coming coach as the OC, who a lot in Philly think he will be a HC in 3-4 years, that has now two veteran coaches to get advice from while learning.

Plus, Chilly totally botched that NFC Championship game with his playing calling on that last drive when he pissed down his leg and stopped being aggressive and just played for the FG. Don't want him calling plays.

[Demonpenz]

He reminds me of tom cruise in tropic thunder

[Strongside]

He reminds me of tom cruise in tropic thunder

I WILL RAIN FIRE ON YOUR ASSES!

[Demonpenz]

SEE THAT GUY..ALEX SMITH..I WANT YOU TO PUNCH IN THE FUCKING FACE>

[DTLB58]

@RapSheet: Good title rivalry brewing: #Eagles hire a Sports Science Coordinator. #Chiefs respond with a Spread Game Analyst/Special Projects. #GameOn

[penbrook]

Childress as a spread game Analyst..

Hmm Geno comes from the spread. Seriously more signs keep pointing us taking Geno..

[Sorter]

Childress as a spread game Analyst..

Hmm Geno comes from the spread. Seriously more signs keep pointing us taking Geno..

2/3 QBs on our roster are from the spread...

[Cmd'r&Chief]

Good Lord, some people will look for any possible hope to Draft Geno, no matter how far fetched.

Stacy Keibler, former Ravens Cheerleader and WWE Diva was recruited by the KC Chiefs Cheerleading Squad..... OMG Geno!

[penbrook]

2/3 QBs on our roster are from the spread...

Yes well Daniel was a backup and he was with the Eagles and Saints but he never played so we dont know what kind of offense suits him.

/Special Projects. A lot of people call Geno a project. I believe A Smith is just a stop gap until Geno is ready..

Plus he signs today when Geno comes to town in 4 days. Just speculation..

[penbrook]

Good Lord, some people will look for any possible hope to Draft Geno, no matter how far fetched.

Stacy Keibler, former Ravens Cheerleader and WWE Diva was recruited by the KC Chiefs Cheerleading Squad..... OMG Geno!

Actually nope. Ravens have a franchise qb there so no connection there.

Plus Kiebler doesnt date black guys she dates old guys.

No Geno signs there.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

He gets to leak info to Kendal Gammon on game days.

[bevischief]

pooptaco.

[Easy 6]

Just my hunch, but i simply dont see them taking geno or anyone else in the top three rounds.

They paid top money for a backup, not to mention going all in to get smith... its hard to envision them starting the guy off his first year with a number one pick to look back over his shoulder at.

[Just Passin' By]

Childress is a fucking trainwreck.

[silver5liter]

Childress is a fucking trainwreck.

He's a pretty good assistant coach

[Tribal Warfare]

Just my hunch, but i simply dont see them taking geno or anyone else in the top three rounds.

They paid top money for a backup, not to mention going all in to get smith... its hard to envision them starting the guy off his first year with a number one pick to look back over his shoulder at.

Not quite they haven't Casseled his contract yet with a lucrative bonus and a insane base salary yet for a long term extention.

[Mr. Laz]

Just my hunch, but i simply dont see them taking geno or anyone else in the top three rounds.

They paid top money for a backup, not to mention going all in to get smith... its hard to envision them starting the guy off his first year with a number one pick to look back over his shoulder at.
yep



Taking Geno is possible, but not likely.

[WhiteWhale]

A token job created for a friend.

Maybe Andy should name him 'clock management coach', since Andy is the only guy dumber about working the clock than herm.

[Hootie]

I can't believe people would be mad about the hiring of an assistant coach...

ChiefsPlanet is just one angry website.

[Messier]

Childress is a ****ing trainwreck.

Yeah, he's a terrible head coach.

[MotherfuckerJones]

GENO GENO GENO!!

[Hootie]

I remember when we hired Trip McCracken or whatever the fuck his name was and some members found a reason to complain about that, too...

it's like...really? Who fucking cares?

[Brock]

I can't believe people would be mad about the hiring of an assistant coach...

ChiefsPlanet is just one angry website.

Yeah, I'm shocked at the all the outrage being expressed in this thread.

What the fuck are you talking about?

[MotherfuckerJones]

Why complain? It cant hurt. Chilly was good with the Eagles. He'll help out Pederson too. And really Spread game analysis? Why not draft Geno? Who cares invest in the QB spot and have a experienced veteran starter, experienced backup and young top QB prospect waiting in the wings. With free agent moves, we can draft BPA

[listopencil]

of course Alex Smith use to be a spread QB in college too

If he were capable of running the spread like Geno he would have never lost his job to Kap.

[MotherfuckerJones]

If he were capable of running the spread like Geno he would have never lost his job to Kap.

Exactly. We'll see how it unfolds in a few days after Geno's 2 day visit. Work him out and see how he responds while working with Reid and his offense

[MotherfuckerJones]

I think the big thing in this whole Geno discussion is that Alex hasnt signed an extension yet. I wouldnt have a slimmer of hope if Alex signed a 3 year extension

[-King-]

I can't believe people would be mad about the hiring of an assistant coach...

ChiefsPlanet is just one angry website.

Who's mad?
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[FringeNC]

His title is really interesting. Also, how often does a WCO coach sign a backup QB with no history in it? Taken together, it sure seems like Reid might be making major changes to his offense.

[Masterchief]

Dwam...this team isn't fuggin around

[splatbass]

My new pipe dream is for us to draft him, and for Reid to be like "we really think he is the future of Kansas City"...

and then 10 minutes later trade him to the highest bidder

the meltdown on this board would be so epic it would be worth it

I'm pretty sure the site would crash and the server would literally melt. :)

[seaofred]

I wonder if he was brought in to help STOP the spread... I know he's been an offinsive coach, but coaches sometimes switch sides.

[patteeu]

His title is really interesting. Also, how often does a WCO coach sign a backup QB with no history in it? Taken together, it sure seems like Reid might be making major changes to his offense.

That would be an exciting development.

[patteeu]

I wonder if he was brought in to help STOP the spread... I know he's been an offinsive coach, but coaches sometimes switch sides.

That is also an interesting thought.

[Hootie]

Yeah, I'm shocked at the all the outrage being expressed in this thread.

What the **** are you talking about?

speaking of angry site members...

[DTLB58]

I can't believe people would be mad about the hiring of an assistant coach...

ChiefsPlanet is just one angry website.

Unless, Geno is drafted and then omg! :whackit:

[penbrook]

His title is really interesting. Also, how often does a WCO coach sign a backup QB with no history in it? Taken together, it sure seems like Reid might be making major changes to his offense.

#GenotoKC..

[TimeForWasp]

This means Brett Favre is ready to play again.

[TribalElder]

Hearing that Favre is a programmatic non fit for KC

[houstonwhodat]

OMFG

[TimeForWasp]

lol

[MotherfuckerJones]

OMG= Oh My Geno!!

[PRIEST]

OMG= Oh My Geno!!






This :LOL:

[penbrook]

OMG= Oh My Geno!!

So NFL.com is saying the Jaguars plan to build around Gabbert and the Raiders have legitimate interest in Flynn.

2 down 2 to go in Bills and Eagles.

Geno is either gonna be ours the Eagles or Bills.

[hometeam]

finally.

[Saccopoo]

Yeah, I'm shocked at the all the outrage being expressed in this thread.

What the **** are you talking about?

http://www.adamtglass.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/outrage.jpg

[MotherfuckerJones]

Man i cant wait. Im ordering KC bbq from Jack Stack for the draft again this year. Gota have some KC bbq here in Charleston. Because their "bbq" isnt even close

[penbrook]

Man i cant wait. Im ordering KC bbq from Jack Stack for the draft again this year. Gota have some KC bbq here in Charleston. Because their "bbq" isnt even close

Lets all show Geno some nice bbq spots on where to eat at.

[-King-]

Man i cant wait. Im ordering KC bbq from Jack Stack for the draft again this year. Gota have some KC bbq here in Charleston. Because their "bbq" isnt even close

How does this even work? They fly it there?

[milkman]

I thought his character in Evening Shade was pretty boring, but he really did nice workin The Green Mile.

[The Bad Guy]

How does this even work? They fly it there?

Probably pack it in dry ice.

[okcchief]

So NFL.com is saying the Jaguars plan to build around Gabbert and the Raiders have legitimate interest in Flynn.

2 down 2 to go in Bills and Eagles.

Geno is either gonna be ours the Eagles or Bills.

Build around Gabbert lol

Good luck with that.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Probably pack it in dry ice.

Exactly!! Did it for this past draft and it was fucking outstanding. Got here in like 3 days put it into freezer from the dry ice it was in and then cooked it

[DaneMcCloud]

How does this even work? They fly it there?

It's shipped on dry ice and it fucking sucks.

I've tried it four times in five years and it's garbage. They replaced one for free because it was freezer burned, then the next shipment sucked ass, too.

Never again.

[The Bad Guy]

On another note, this coaching staff is massive.

Head Coach - Andy Reid
Assistant Head Coach / Wide Receivers - David Culley
Senior Assistant to Head Coach - Joe D'Orazio
Defensive Coordinator - Bob Sutton
Offensive Coordinator - Doug Pederson
Running Backs - Eric Bieniemy
Head Strength and Conditioning - Barry Rubin
Linebackers - Gary Gibbs
Special Teams - Dave Toub
Tight Ends - Tom Melvin
Offensive Line - Andy Heck
Defensive Line - Tommy Brasher
Assistant Offensive Line - Eugene Chung
Assistant Secondary - Al Harris
Quality Control - Corey Matthaei
Quality Control - Britt Reid
Quality Control - Mark DeLeone
Assistant Special Teams - Kevin O'Dea
Defensive Backs - Emmitt Thomas
Statistical Analysis Coordinator - Mike Frazier
Quarterbacks - Matt Nagy
Assistant Strength and Conditioning - Travis Crittenden
Assistant Strength and Conditioning - Brent Salazar
Coaching Assistant - Emani Fenton
Spread Game/Special Projects - Brad Childress


That's 22 (not including strength guys) on this staff.

By contrast, Romeo had 16 guys on his entire staff.

Going from Romeo's staff to this one is like going from fucking Precious to plowing Andy Enfield's wife.

[O.city]

Def. shelled some coin to go from this time last year to now.

[The Bad Guy]

Def. shelled some coin to go from this time last year to now.

Not to mention all of the past staff is still getting their full pay if they didn't latch on somewhere else, which I don't think any of them did except Zimmer, Bicknell, Daboll

[DaneMcCloud]

Going from Romeo's staff to this one is like going from fucking Precious to plowing Andy Enfield's wife.

Besides the fact that Romeo's staff wasn't qualified to coach the Kansas School of the Deaf, isn't this the biggest staff since Vermeil's back in 2003?

[Ming the Merciless]

Precious could probly suck a real mean sloppy slow eyed Dick tho

[DaneMcCloud]

Not to mention all of the past staff is still getting their full pay if they didn't latch on somewhere else, which I don't think any of them did except Zimmer, Bicknell, Daboll

Isn't Daboll back with the Pats?

[-King-]

It's shipped on dry ice and it fucking sucks.

I've tried it four times in five years and it's garbage. They replaced one for free because it was freezer burned, then the next shipment sucked ass, too.

Never again.

Yeah, I wouldn't think it would be good at all.

[The Bad Guy]

Isn't Daboll back with the Pats?

Yes, everyone didn't get jobs except Daboll, Zimmer, Bicknell and McMahon.

[DaneMcCloud]

Yes, everyone didn't get jobs except Daboll, Zimmer, Bicknell and McMahon.

Wow, I thought I read he went back to the Pats.

My bad.

[The Bad Guy]

Wow, I thought I read he went back to the Pats.

My bad.

He did go back to the Patriots. The guys I listed did get other jobs. The rest of them are still unemployed getting paid from Clark.

[O.city]

Wow, I thought I read he went back to the Pats.

My bad.

?

He did.

[The Bad Guy]

Actually Sirianni is the Chargers quality control coach.

[Hammock Parties]

Having Brad Childress as my offensive assistant is like having Michelangelo paint my garage.

[BossChief]

Adam Teicher ‏@adamteicher 51s

At long last, #Chiefs hire Brad Childress as offensive assistant. Will help in various areas. Nice get for Reid. A veteran offensive voice



Reid Ferrin ‏@KCChiefs_Reid 3m

The @KCChiefs announced today that Brad Childress has joined their coaching staff to serve as Spread Game Analyst/Special Projects.#Chiefs

Geno Smith?

[mcaj22]

i find it hilarious that Emmitt and Gibbs survived the great purge. That takes some talent

"Hey uhh we know that prior coaching staff and FO was absolute garbage, but Gary and Emmitt, we appreciate what you do so uhh stick around and stuff, thanks"

[RealSNR]

I'm surprised Andy hasn't hired an Assistant Hoagie Control Coordinator to fetch him sandwiches during practices and games.

[DaneMcCloud]

I'm surprised Andy hasn't hired an Assistant Hoagie Control Coordinator to fetch him sandwiches during practices and games.


You're the funniest guy on Chiefsplanet.

Do you have any more funnies?

[penbrook]

I cant wait till draft day..

WITH THE FIRST PICK OF THE 2013 DRAFT THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS SELECT QUARTERBACK GENO SMITH WEST VIRGINIA.

Everyone busts out in tears.

[Hammock Parties]

You're the funniest guy on Chiefsplanet.

Do you have any more funnies?

HE'S FUNNIER THAN YOU

ALL YOU DO IS SHIT ON GENO FANS

AND SHIT ON THE NON HOMERS

WE'RE ALL COVERED IN SHIT DANE

THANKS

[philfree]

:hmmm:

Anyway

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[Tribal Warfare]

Geno Smith?

possibly a private coach that's more than the run of the mill QB coach to develop him specifically.

[J Diddy]

Besides the fact that Romeo's staff wasn't qualified to coach the Kansas School of the Deaf, isn't this the biggest staff since Vermeil's back in 2003?

It's not the size of the staff, it's how you use it.

[DaneMcCloud]

It's not the size of the staff, it's how you use it.


Okay?

LMAO

[penbrook]

I cant wait till draft day..

WITH THE FIRST PICK OF THE 2013 DRAFT THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS SELECT QUARTERBACK GENO SMITH WEST VIRGINIA.

Everyone busts out in tears.

[splatbass]

I cant wait till draft day..

WITH THE FIRST PICK OF THE 2013 DRAFT THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS SELECT QUARTERBACK GENO SMITH WEST VIRGINIA.

Everyone busts out in tears.

You probably shouldn't get your hopes up so much, it will hurt much more when it doesn't happen.

[penbrook]

You probably shouldn't get your hopes up so much, it will hurt much more when it doesn't happen.

I know I am. Its a 50/50 chance. But ill be ready either.

Either if we draft him or dont there will be tears of either sadness or happyness.

[007]

Good Lord, some people will look for any possible hope to Draft Geno, no matter how far fetched.

Stacy Keibler, former Ravens Cheerleader and WWE Diva was recruited by the KC Chiefs Cheerleading Squad..... OMG Geno!

Instant upgrade

[penbrook]

Instant upgrade

This might be a better upgrade than Geno..

[MotherfuckerJones]

It's shipped on dry ice and it ****ing sucks.

I've tried it four times in five years and it's garbage. They replaced one for free because it was freezer burned, then the next shipment sucked ass, too.

Never again.

Ours was perfectly fine. No issues no freezer burn.

[MotherfuckerJones]

It's shipped on dry ice and it ****ing sucks.

I've tried it four times in five years and it's garbage. They replaced one for free because it was freezer burned, then the next shipment sucked ass, too.

Never again.

All the BBQ was in sealed plastic packaging and it was fucking awesome

[Lightrise]

I don't know, when you sit out a year and then put a product like the Browns on the field I am just not impressed. It's a ho-hum hire. I have visions of him pacing the sidelines with an astonished look of disbelief on his face like Mike Stock.

[Gary]

Loved him in Simon & Simon, Designing Women not so much.

How about General Morrison in The A Team?

[BossChief]

possibly a private coach that's more than the run of the mill QB coach to develop him specifically.

Exactly Geno "special project" Smith.

[-King-]

You guys gotta let go of all the Geno stuff.
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[ptlyon]

I'm thirsty, I think I'll go chug some Prestone now.

FYP

[CosmicPal]

It's shipped on dry ice and it ****ing sucks.

I've tried it four times in five years and it's garbage. They replaced one for free because it was freezer burned, then the next shipment sucked ass, too.

Never again.


But you tried it FOUR times in FIVE years? It was so much garbage that even after the second time, you still ordered it? And then even after a THIRD time, it was so much garbage, that you still ordered it.

Either you're so full of shit or you're dumb as shit.

[patteeu]

Exactly Geno "special project" Smith.

:cuss: His nickname is "Slow Eyes"! Don't ruin this for me.

A few years ago, I tried to start a movement to replace the word "cool" with the word "sudsy" but it didn't ever take off. This is my second shot at doing something meaningful with my life and you're raining on my parade.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Geno Smith The Thirst Edition produced by ChiefsPlanet

[BossChief]

Maybe they thought that if they used their clout to downplay the qb position and then throw out a smokescreen about trading Albert, someone would trade up for Joeckel and we could get Geno after trading down and adding picks and now they see teams drooling over him that pick after us and they are evaluating whether to take him at 1, or wait to draft a qb.

Even if they are t gonna take him, having two days to decipher his weaknesses is smart when Oakland might take him and we might have to face him twice a year.

[penbrook]

Maybe they thought that if they used their clout to downplay the qb position and then throw out a smokescreen about trading Albert, someone would trade up for Joeckel and we could get Geno after trading down and adding picks and now they see teams drooling over him that pick after us and they are evaluating whether to take him at 1, or wait to draft a qb.

Even if they are t gonna take him, having two days to decipher his weaknesses is smart when Oakland might take him and we might have to face him twice a year.

Oakland is very serious aut Matt Flynn actually

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Reid is the Walrus mustache. Chilly is the name of a cartoon pengin. Maybe Dorsey can be a dorsal fin(shark).... Perhaps I should listen to HErm and not hit send.

[TEX]

I don't know, when you sit out a year and then put a product like the Browns on the field I am just not impressed. It's a ho-hum hire. I have visions of him pacing the sidelines with an astonished look of disbelief on his face like Mike Stock.

Mike Stock, LMAO Now those were the days...Stooges

[Mr. Laz]

We have exchanged one 'tree' for another

[thabear04]

Oakland is very serious aut Matt Flynn actually

They should of never got rid of Campbell he was not that bad. But just like the Raiders they go threw QB like us trying to find hope.

[Lightrise]

We have exchanged one 'tree' for another

Yep

[Deberg_1990]

We have exchanged one 'tree' for another

Most coaches/GM are of course going to hire guys they have worked and had success with before.

At least these guys show a willingness to go outside the tree to get players.

Dont get why anyone would have a beef with this hire? Childress has had alot of previous success

[MotherfuckerJones]

The eagles were at their best with chilly on the staff

[Messier]

We have exchanged one 'tree' for another

Oh stop it. Name me the regime that only brings un coaches and players they've never worked with before. Dutton never worked with Reid, Alex Smith never played for Reid or Dorsey. People need to stop with the here we go with SP2.

[MotherfuckerJones]

It isn't even close to Pioli. We're signing, hiring and doing outside of their shell, things

[boogblaster]

good hire .. we building .....

[Ace Gunner]

the eagle has landed

[Jerm]

Straight from the Chiefs' website on what his role is...

The question on everyones mind after Brad Childress was named a Chiefs coach on Thursday was "What exactly is a spread game analyst/special projects coach?"

Perhaps an even easier way of saying, "What will Brad Childress be doing for Chiefs head coach Andy Reid?"

Great question.

Essentially, coach Childress will research and assist with the scouting and recruiting of the draft eligible players, prior to the April 25-27 event.

He will also conduct thorough research on the spread offense, benefitting not just the offense but also helping the Chiefs defense.

In addition to recruiting and researching, coach will also take on several other projects to benefit head coach Reid and his entire staff, with the collective goal in mind, winning.

Hmmm interesting....

[silver5liter]

GENO!

[DaneMcCloud]

Straight from the Chiefs' website on what his role is...



Hmmm interesting....

It's just another fancy way to say "Assistant Head Coach".

[Jerm]

It's just another fancy way to say "Assistant Head Coach".

Probably but I just found the Spread offense elements interesting...Reid to throw some new wrinkles in his offense?

[ptlyon]

The Kansas City Chiefs - Rebuilding Broken and Dismantled Regimes for going on 30 years!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Walter White's gonna cook us up some wins!

lol. "You're god...damn..right".
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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Not even Chilly can figure out how Gary Pinkel's mishmash of different spread concepts is supposed to work.

lol true. Does that fucking bum still have a job?
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[DaneMcCloud]

lol true. Does that fucking bum still have a job?
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The mere FACT that you even have to ask PROVES that you're a football fucking Retard.

Thanks.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Precious could probly suck a real mean sloppy slow eyed Dick tho

rofl
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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

The mere FACT that you even have to ask PROVES that you're a football fucking Retard.

Thanks.

Or that I havent lived in Missouri for almost ten fucking years and dont particularly follow MU much anymore? Is that a good enough reason for your Royal Cuntness? You know, you are about as entertaining as a bag of fresh cat shit, and twice as fucking useless.
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[DaneMcCloud]

Or that I havent lived in Missouri for almost ten fucking years and dont particularly follow MU much anymore? Is that a good enough reason for your Royal Cuntness? You know, you are about as entertaining as a bag of fresh cat shit, and twice as fucking useless.
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And you're less entertaining and informed than a bottle of dog shit.

Check back when you're not talking out of your ample ass.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

And you're less entertaining and informed than a bottle of dog shit.

Check back when you're not talking out of your ample ass.

Go Swayze yourself.
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[Shogun]

Go Swayze yourself.
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Thats really insensitive, bro

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Thats really insensitive, bro

I normally dont go that route, but McDunce has become fucking insufferable. And as a man once said: "Well if it's on, motherfucker then it's on".
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[DaneMcCloud]

I normally dont go that route, but McDunce has become fucking insufferable. And as a man once said: "Well if it's on, motherfucker then it's on".
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Let me know when it's "On".

You couldn't fight your way out of a wet condom.

[DaneMcCloud]

Or that I havent lived in Missouri for almost ten fucking years and dont particularly follow MU much anymore? Is that a good enough reason for your Royal Cuntness? You know, you are about as entertaining as a bag of fresh cat shit, and twice as fucking useless.
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:deevee:

Your boil covered ass should have been banned, permanently, after your third "persona".

You're a fucking phony and a joke.

Good luck with that.

[DeezNutz]

We have exchanged one 'tree' for another

This franchise has been dry humping the same AIDS trees for decades now.

[BossChief]

So, part of Childress' job is to play a role in the 2 day workout for Geno?

[Hammock Parties]

So, part of Childress' job is to play a role in the 2 day workout for Geno?

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[DaneMcCloud]

http://i.imgur.com/pQcg60Q.jpg

Your mom needs a blow job.

Hop to it or see a rent increase.

[Hammock Parties]

Your mom needs a blow job.

Hop to it or see a rent increase.

My mother is dead you asshole.

[DaneMcCloud]

My mother is dead you asshole.

I hope you fucked her well before they put her down.

That WAS her wish.

I only hope you complied.

[Hammock Parties]

I hope you fucked her well before they put her down.

That WAS her wish.

I only hope you complied.

That's cool of you to say, Dane.

Health and long life, Kemosabe.

[MeatRock]

I hope you ****ed her well before they put her down.

That WAS her wish.

I only hope you complied.

LMAO Holy Shit LMAO

[KurtCobain]

That's actually in my mom's will.

[penbrook]

Dane is nothing more than a inconsiderate worthless piece of shit..

[Hammock Parties]

Dane is nothing more than a inconsiderate worthless piece of shit..

I'd say he's an inconsiderate piece of shit worth at least $5 million.

[AussieChiefsFan]

I hope you fucked her well before they put her down.

That WAS her wish.

I only hope you complied.http://assets.adamriff.com/images/trapped_in_the_closet.gif

[DaneMcCloud]

:eek:

:D

[BossChief]

Stay classy, Dane.

How would you feel if someone were to tell you to go fist your wife? ...you'd probably cry to mods for a ban and then leave the site for a year or two if you didn't get your way.

That shit crossed the imaginary line.

[DaneMcCloud]

Stay classy, Dane.

How would you feel if someone were to tell you to go fist your wife? ...you'd probably cry to mods for a ban and then leave the site for a year or two if you didn't get your way.

That shit crossed the imaginary line.

You're fucking stupid.

[MotherfuckerJones]

I hope you ****ed her well before they put her down.

That WAS her wish.

I only hope you complied.

Dane what the fuck is your deal? Does your old ass not get any pussy anymore? Go fucking put a shotgun under your throat and pull the trigger. You're such a cock. All you do is cuss at posters on here. If you have a mother I hope she gets raped and murdered you asshole

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Skip Towne took over Dane's body via possession

[TRR]

I hope you fucked her well before they put her down.

That WAS her wish.

I only hope you complied.

Ban this piece of shit.
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[Pasta Little Brioni]

Signs are slowly pointing to Geno at 1.

[patteeu]

Ban this piece of shit.
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Come on. People tell each other to kill themselves and feed problem children anti-freeze all the time here and no one says a word. They're just words.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Let me know when it's "On".

You couldn't fight your way out of a wet condom.

At this point, I'm suprised you managed to fight your way out of your mom's crusty vag.
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[milkman]

Come on. People tell each other to kill themselves and feed problem children anti-freeze all the time here and no one says a word. They're just words.

It's a double standard on Dane's part.

How is what Dane said to Claythan any less offensive than the post by the Raider fan calling Dane a pedophile?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

:deevee:

Your boil covered ass should have been banned, permanently, after your third "persona".

You're a fucking phony and a joke.

Good luck with that.

I'm happy most days in life. How about you, Sybil?
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[Hootie]

I hope you ****ed her well before they put her down.

That WAS her wish.

I only hope you complied.

I'm under the impression that GoChiefs' mom isn't really dead...

but OMG

if someone said this to Dane (if his mother was dead), a permaban would ensue

the mere fact rules don't apply to Dane kind of baffles me

he's literally shit over this entire site; can someone remind me why ChiefsPlanet benefits from his presence?

[milkman]

They should of never got rid of Campbell he was not that bad. But just like the Raiders they go threw QB like us trying to find hope.

Trading for Palmer was a mistake, and they should have held onto Campbell to keep the seat warm until they drafted a potential QBotF.

But they could have gone with any number of brokedicks to keep the seat warm, so letting go of Campbell, in of itself, wasn't a mistake.

[milkman]

Probably but I just found the Spread offense elements interesting...Reid to throw some new wrinkles in his offense?

Makes sense to implement a lot of spread concepts, since Alex Smith,s only real success came while playing in the spread in college.

[Canofbier]

It's a double standard on Dane's part.

How is what Dane said to Claythan any less offensive than the post by the Raider fan calling Dane a pedophile?

Haha, was it RNR? If so, he's accused me of the same.

Wanting to make love to the supple behind of a young boy makes me neither gay nor a pedophile; it makes me Catholic. Duh.

[patteeu]

It's a double standard on Dane's part.

How is what Dane said to Claythan any less offensive than the post by the Raider fan calling Dane a pedophile?

It's not. The whole pedophile thing has been handled poorly and blown way out of proportion, IMO. But hypocrisy isn't a bannable offense and we shouldn't be expanding the pedo mistake.

[patteeu]

I'm under the impression that GoChiefs' mom isn't really dead...

but OMG

if someone said this to Dane (if his mother was dead), a permaban would ensue

the mere fact rules don't apply to Dane kind of baffles me

he's literally shit over this entire site; can someone remind me why ChiefsPlanet benefits from his presence?

He tells interesting stories and he adds spice, much like you do albeit in different ways.

[milkman]

It's not. The whole pedophile thing has been handled poorly and blown way out of proportion, IMO. But hypocrisy isn't a bannable offense and we shouldn't be expanding the pedo mistake.

I haven't called for a banning.

I agree the whole pedo thing was blown way out of proportion, but that was Dane blowing it up.

But then he comes in here with this?

Like you said, it's hypocrisy.

[Hootie]

He tells interesting stories and he adds spice, much like you do albeit in different ways.

previously I would agree

but he's gone off the deep end as of late...the real deep end

[Rausch]

previously I would agree

but he's gone off the deep end as of late...the real deep end

So he's exactly like you...

[splatbass]

Signs are slowly pointing to Geno at 1.

More like wishful thinking by the Geno lovers.

[Rausch]

More like wishful thinking by the Geno lovers.

Let us "QB with 1st round pick" dreamers keep dreaming as long as we can...

[Pasta Little Brioni]

More like wishful thinking by the Geno lovers.

I must be imagining a TWO day workout coming up. Let me guess it's some kind of April Fools Top Secret Super Duper level SMOKESCREEN!!!

[DaneMcCloud]

Ban this piece of shit.
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:deevee:

[DaneMcCloud]

Dane what the fuck is your deal? Does your old ass not get any pussy anymore? Go fucking put a shotgun under your throat and pull the trigger. You're such a cock. All you do is cuss at posters on here. If you have a mother I hope she gets raped and murdered you asshole

:LOL:

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Dane is way too entertaining to ban. He's trolling the fuck outta this place.

[DaneMcCloud]

Like you said, it's hypocrisy.

Hypocrisy? I can't even COUNT the number of times I've been the "victim" of mother jokes over the years. I responded exactly like GoChiefs to get a laugh.

Who fucking cares?

[Rausch]

Dane is way too entertaining to ban. He's trolling the **** outta this place.

I love the guy.

He reminds me of me when I first started only I was white trash angry and he's making money and has no reason to be angry.

But is.

And really, the guy doesn't appear to be slowing down...

[DaneMcCloud]

So he's exactly like you...

It's amazing to me that people just don't get it. It's like the people that constantly and consistently argued with L.A. Chieffan over Cassel.

[Hammock Parties]

I don't care at all, for the record.

I just wish Dane would be a little nicer.

Can't we all...just...get along?

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[Ace Gunner]

meh. vagina punched. bfd

[Hootie]

It's amazing to me that people just don't get it. It's like the people that constantly and consistently argued with L.A. Chieffan over Cassel.

oh so now you're just trolling

riiiight

hahaha

[DaneMcCloud]

oh so now you're just trolling

riiiight

hahaha


You're an oddball, Hootie. And I don't mean that in a good way.

You're almost like a stalker. I don't understand why you feel the need to "psychoanalyze" my posts or why you feel the need to make commentary about my posts, but you do.

It's weird. Actually, it's really fucking weird.

[Hootie]

You're an oddball, Hootie. And I don't mean that in a good way.

You're almost like a stalker. I don't understand why you feel the need to "psychoanalyze" my posts or why you feel the need to make commentary about my posts, but you do.

It's weird. Actually, it's really ****ing weird.

It's amazing to me that you just don't get it. It's like the people that constantly and consistently argued with L.A. Chieffan over Cassel.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

ha
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[-King-]

It's amazing to me that you just don't get it. It's like the people that constantly and consistently argued with L.A. Chieffan over Cassel.

LMAO

[GloryDayz]

I hope you fucked her well before they put her down.

That WAS her wish.

I only hope you complied.

:spock::spock::spock::spock::spock:
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO


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What a DICK!

[DaneMcCloud]

It's amazing to me that you just don't get it. It's like the people that constantly and consistently argued with L.A. Chieffan over Cassel.

It's quite comforting to know that the overwhelming majority of my detractors here on Chiefsplanet have been banned at one time or another, if not multiple times.

[splatbass]

I must be imagining a TWO day workout coming up. Let me guess it's some kind of April Fools Top Secret Super Duper level SMOKESCREEN!!!

Keep dreaming that impossible dream.

http://images.epilogue.net/users/dryjack/Tilting_at_windmills.jpg

[Hootie]

It's quite comforting to know that the overwhelming majority of my detractors here on Chiefsplanet have been banned at one time or another, if not multiple times.

I don't know if you've noticed, but you've basically turned the entire board against you.

That's hard to accomplish. I think only GoChiefs, blackbob, midnight_vulture, and myself have pulled it off.

I guess you could be lumped in with a worse group of young studs. You can be our group secretary.

[DaneMcCloud]

I don't know if you've noticed, but you've basically turned the entire board against you.

That's hard to accomplish. I think only GoChiefs, blackbob, midnight_vulture, and myself have pulled it off.

I guess you could be lumped in with a worse group of young studs. You can be our group secretary.

I have? Huh, that's very fucking interesting.

:spock:

[-King-]

I have?

Seriously? Are you this oblivious?

[Titty Meat]

Don't forget me Hootie.

[DaneMcCloud]

Seriously? Are you this oblivious?

Yeah, I'm really concerned about people whose main obsession is Geno Smith.

FTR, those people are NOT the "entire board".

JFC.

[splatbass]

I don't know if you've noticed, but you've basically turned the entire board against you.

That's hard to accomplish. I think only GoChiefs, blackbob, midnight_vulture, and myself have pulled it off.

I guess you could be lumped in with a worse group of young studs. You can be our group secretary.

I'm not against him. Speaking as someone he has insulted many, many times, I don't have a problem with him. He seems to be realistic as far as the QB situation goes, something this board sorely needs. And insults are a way of life on CP. This is not a board that takes kindly when someone disagrees with the CP brain trust. I've been on that end many times too. He is no worse than many others here who descend into profane insults anytime anyone has the nerve to disagree with them.

If you post on CP, especially if you don't toe the party line, you have to have a thick skin.

[patteeu]

I don't know if you've noticed, but you've basically turned the entire board against you.

That's hard to accomplish. I think only GoChiefs, blackbob, midnight_vulture, and myself have pulled it off.

I guess you could be lumped in with a worse group of young studs. You can be our group secretary.

Don't forget me Hootie.

The bad boys of ChiefsPlanet. We should publish a calendar. Do you look good in leather, billay?

[KurtCobain]

I still like Dane.

[Titty Meat]

The bad boys of ChiefsPlanet. We should publish a calendar. Do you look good in leather, billay?

Me flexing in a leather cutoff would be game over.

[KurtCobain]

Dane, what's been going on with Chris brown? Parties out the ass? Drug dealer type traffic in and out of his house? A sweet grandmother, perhaps? Large amounts of small children visiting?

[patteeu]

Me flexing in a leather cutoff would be game over.

Let's do it, Mr. July!

[Hootie]

The bad boys of ChiefsPlanet. We should publish a calendar. Do you look good in leather, billay?

Nah.

My sole purpose here is to troll Dane and try and teach the board what good QB play is...

Honestly I'm over Geno Smith...so that's probably why I don't get into a lot of Dane hissy fits anymore unless Romo, Manning or Flacco are brought up.

I'm not going to be angry for two entire months...I'll just take it all out on draft day when we don't trade down and take Joeckel #1.

[milkman]

I'm not against him. Speaking as someone he has insulted many, many times, I don't have a problem with him. He seems to be realistic as far as the QB situation goes, something this board sorely needs. And insults are a way of life on CP. This is not a board that takes kindly when someone disagrees with the CP brain trust. I've been on that end many times too. He is no worse than many others here who descend into profane insults anytime anyone has the nerve to disagree with them.

If you post on CP, especially if you don't toe the party line, you have to have a thick skin.

I have always enjoyed the egdginess of Dane's posting style.

He and I have had very simlar posting styles, though I have limited my insults to intelligence, or lack thereof.

Dane has crossed over that edge, though, IMO.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Dane needs therapy

[Ace Gunner]

"49er QBs Welcome to Chilly's Lounge"

[milkman]

"49er QBs Welcome to Chilly's Lounge"

Chilly Reception Lounge?

[Titty Meat]

Chilly Reception Lounge?

Chilly farts

[Raiderhater]

It's quite comforting to know that the overwhelming majority of my detractors here on Chiefsplanet have been banned at one time or another, if not multiple times.


I always seem to enter a thread after the discussion has spiraled down into some shit slinging contest between you and whomever. I rarely take interest in how it got started and move on. So while some of the things you say certainly seem well over the top, I am not condemning you because I "wasn't there". And vise versa, I am not about to support you either. Though some may take it that way with what I have to say next.

In this post I have quoted, it appears to me that you have certainly hit upon a bit of truth. Not that you don't mix it up with anyone but, when I stumble into these nasty little fights, it does seem to be with mostly the same person/people as the last fight I came across. Coincidence? I don't believe in them personally. And given the reputation of said posters, while I may not necessarily agree with the extreme you go to in dealing with them, I certainly understand it.

[GloryDayz]

Yeah, I'm really concerned about people whose main obsession is Geno Smith.

FTR, those people are NOT the "entire board".

JFC.

Hey asshole, who's Geno? LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

Don't worry, I repped you! Even though you're a dick head!

[GloryDayz]

I have always enjoyed the egdginess of Dane's posting style.

He and I have had very simlar posting styles, though I have limited my insults to intelligence, or lack thereof.

Dane has crossed over that edge, though, IMO.

This....